Alpha121198 for Batman it's not much of a change, the only real differences are the yellow belt, larger bat symbol and different thingies on his forearms. I know those have a name but I can never remember it And now that I think about it there's even less difference in Superman's outfit in the his version, it's just a slightly lighter color because if they animated that weird fabric it was made out of the animation would have never come out.
@@ΑΡΙΣΤΟΤΕΛΗΣΛΑΧΑΝΟΠΟΥΛΟΣ yes, more comic accurate than the version who choosed to do an adaptation of an Else Worlds story and took away most of the things that made it great
@@ΑΡΙΣΤΟΤΕΛΗΣΛΑΧΑΝΟΠΟΥΛΟΣ Yeah because there's this thing called "characterization" that's actually more important than just adapting comic book panels.
I honestly can't comprehend the mindset of people who say they loved this shit pile, at least it was good for a laugh at how cumbubblingly terrible it was.
Big T. Larrity Honestly, neither can I. Every time I think about this film, my brain hurts because this movie makes no sense. BUT, having said that, I can't disrespect people's opinions so I'm not against anyone who likes it. In fact, I'm glad that those who liked it liked it because I really wanted to like it but I couldn't. So yes, I'm glad that some people loved it. But for the life in me, I just can't understand why.
If this version of Doomsday has it's powers from Zod's DNA including the weaknesses such as kryptonite, then throwing him into the sun should make him stronger right?
@@Lanesra62905 well going by that logic... The movie shows Superman recovering from a Nuke when exposed to the sun, so Doomsday should still get stronger by being thrown to the sun
@@mauritja00 I don't think even superman can survive being thrown INTO the sun, getting powers from sun is a whole different thing compared to being IN the sun You must've heard the 'hero: you want my power, here's all of it, villain: yes ahahah wait noo it's too much, it's too much aaaaaaah *explodes' Yea it's DCEU every cliche applies here, this would too
No. He'd still burn, I think. We humans take hydration from water, but if you throw a human to the bottom of the sea he'd drown. Heck. Plants take their energy from the sun, just like Kryptonians, but they'd still burn if thrown right into it.
Sayaka*Ichigo*Kamishiro*Arclight*[SIKA] That would have been a good way to end the fight. It kinda was Batman's fault they got into this fight and didn't listen to Superman, so Batman redeems himself.
+Madhav Aditya Honest Trailers have to wait until the movie is out on Bluray. Also Jon Bailey just does the voice, he doesn't write/edit/produce/make the honest trailers
BECAUSE I'M BATMAAAAAN!!! It's actually the ending we all wanted, and deserved. But what we got, was a fake funeral and a justification to make Steppenwolf villain.
Well I expected it. The part of their battle was based on the dark knight returns comic where after joker kills himself by snapping his neck and the world things that batman killed him they have superman battle batman and we have a fake out death. And the second part of the movie was based on superman:doomsday or the death of superman where superman seems to have died from doomsday but he is actually in a kryptonian healing coma of some sort. So yeah the fake out death was expected from the start. And even the zod death makes sense in that context. As for steppenwolf they really should have used darkseid
@@machielluchtmeijer7796 @Joseph Hernandez: No more "Nobody" jokes No one: @sosigsunk crunkywunk: Nobody: You: No more nobody jokes @sosigsunk crunkywunk @Joseph Hernandez: No more "Nobody" jokes No one: @sosigsunk crunkywunk: Nobody: You: No more nobody jokes
The beginning always has me in tears: “Well, i was just going to stay here and work, but I guess since you’ve given us the GO AHEAD, ILL RESPECT THE FACT, THAT ALIENS ARE TAKING OVER THE CITY!” 😂😂😂
1:56 Average human eye can see up to 1,000fps Flash’s speed in justice league and BwS is Mach 5.6 or 1920m/s Superman kept up with Flash’s speed So for Superman’s perception to be confused by Alfred’s “Instantaneous” speed , Alfred must have been travelling super fast with in a frame of a 1000fps So roughly 20mil+ mps I have too much time on my hand
4:02 He absorves energy. I thought taking him to the sun would be a good idea but then I realized that he could perhaps absorb the sun and end all life on Earth.
+Santiago Olivera 2 one for me , the one in age of ultron where the whole planet is destroyed and he juts sit there like nothing happened was really funny
Excuse me, you've stolen something that doesn't belong to you. who are you? are you saying you want to know my secret identity? Hehehe. I'M BATMAN. ahem, maybe..
He had no shot lol that battle was too intense. And superman flying didnt push it in far enough. Also superman got stabbed because he was weakened, but that stab would still have cut batman in half
Superman: Aaand into the sun Doomsday: I back stronger now b*itches Superman: B-but how? Doomsday: Seriously? Sending me into the sun? Dude i'm a kryptonian just like you, meaning that i FEED of SOLAR energy
@@Spidoor13 *doomsday catches shield* Doomsday: Hey guys what did i just do when cap threw his "mighty shield" Batman: you caught it Captain America: oh no... Superman: 🎵So unless your a plane🎵
Hulk vs Batman how it will end. Someone in the background shouts " Bruce!!!!" Hulk and Batman looks at him and said "What!!!??". Then they look at each other and then BOOM problem Solved.
+Xan Beerboy silver surfer is only powerful. he can never increase his power. the typical superman may not be as strong.... but let's remember that our favorite superman is usually when he struggles against odds for humanity..... when he fully exposes his power he can cross our entire galaxy in a mere second... let's not forget the time His girl was in trouble (comics) and he was visiting the ruins of krypton. she yells for superman.... somehow.... he hears this.... lightyear away.... int the vaccine of space.... and arrives in the next instant to save her... sorry silver surfer. you are powerful, but DC comics just made a way too powerful hero...
+Xan Beerboy silver surfer is only powerful. he can never increase his power. the typical superman may not be as strong.... but let's remember that our favorite superman is usually when he struggles against odds for humanity..... when he fully exposes his power he can cross our entire galaxy in a mere second... let's not forget the time His girl was in trouble (comics) and he was visiting the ruins of krypton. she yells for superman.... somehow.... he hears this.... lightyear away.... int the vaccine of space.... and arrives in the next instant to save her... sorry silver surfer. you are powerful, but DC comics just made a way too powerful hero...
+Xan Beerboy silver surfer is only powerful. he can never increase his power. the typical superman may not be as strong.... but let's remember that our favorite superman is usually when he struggles against odds for humanity..... when he fully exposes his power he can cross our entire galaxy in a mere second... let's not forget the time His girl was in trouble (comics) and he was visiting the ruins of krypton. she yells for superman.... somehow.... he hears this.... lightyear away.... int the vaccine of space.... and arrives in the next instant to save her... sorry silver surfer. you are powerful, but DC comics just made a way too powerful hero...
"Oh I beg to differ. I seem to remember you lying on the ground crying out for your mother" "What was her name again?" "Marth...sniff..." When Batman makes a valid point Clark just makes a cheap move. But damn this is the funniest🤣
Martian Manhunter comes to Earth Batman: He's an alien...that could burn the whole place down Superman: You are not seriously doing this again... Batman: He's too dangerous ... Superman: I'm just starting to think your speciesist Batman: IF THERE IS EVEN A 1% CHANCE HE IS OUR ENEMY,I HAVE TO TAKE IT AS AN ABSOLUTE CERTAINTY Superman: ... Martian Manhunter: Greetin I am J'on-- Batman: TELL ME......DO YOU BLEED? Superman: J'onn,Just ignore him and please stay away from the bat signal ..Let's just go.....he'll cool off eventually. *Superman & Manhunter fly away* Batman: ......YOU WILL.
"Batman: IF THERE IS EVEN A 1% CHANCE HE IS OUR ENEMY,I HAVE TO TAKE IT AS AN ABSOLUTE CERTAINTY Superman: if there is even a 1% chance that his mom's name is Martha we have to take it as an absolute certainty!"
In the JLA title the Justice League reform because the White Martians arrive to earth cashing the Martian Manhunter, so Batman was right, thank god Batman has a plan.
"I mean, I was just gonna stay here and work. But since you've given us the go-ahead, I'll start to respect the fact THAT ALIENS ARE ATTACKING THE CITY AND IT MIGHT NOT BE SAFE UP HERE!"
Being faster than a speeding bullet is irrelevant when you never dodge anything. All the crap he just takes on the chest all the time without thinking, it's amazing every movie isn't "The Death of Superman." Bruce didn't even need kryptonite bullets because there is no way known that Clark could ever be bothered to dodge a kryptonite batterang. As long as there is kryptonite, Superman is the easiest hero to kill because the guy has almost no self preservation instincts.
To be fair, he was shoot by machine guns and then shoot by a kryptonite granate, so for the second time, he was more prepared, or he should have been prepared, instead of going at him! Damn stupid Movie!
+Anony - Mouse "alright chaps lets do this, BBEEEECCAAAUUUSSSEEEEE... IIIIIIIIIMMMMM... BBAAATTTMMMAAAAANNN" and the original one "alright chaps lets do this, LLLEEEEEEERRRRRRRROOOOOYYYYYYY...... JENKINS" almost everyone on the internet knows who leeroy jenkins is dude
I think they didn't want to make the movie costume for very brief scenes so they just reused the CW flash costume from the bat blood music video, which came out before the movie costume was revealed
+Nicholas Fallbrook Eisenberg would make a GREAT Riddler, but the joke the OP was making was that whoever wrote this movie wrote Lex Luthor more like he was the Joker instead of... you know... Lex Luthor.
“Like a good butler, Alfred is there”
Best line there
Lmaf
Alfred has better powers than supes, lol
Agreed.
I've got you master Wayne
No, The Best Line Is
Because I'm Batman
I love how Clark and Bruce revert back into their usual outfits in the cafe.
Alpha121198 lol
Probably got tried wearing Those dark costumes all that time spent in the film.
Alpha121198 same
Or maybe because Batman in the cafe isnt Affleck but it's still Christian Bale.
Alpha121198 for Batman it's not much of a change, the only real differences are the yellow belt, larger bat symbol and different thingies on his forearms.
I know those have a name but I can never remember it
And now that I think about it there's even less difference in Superman's outfit in the his version, it's just a slightly lighter color because if they animated that weird fabric it was made out of the animation would have never come out.
4:40
The most epic "Because I'm Batman" moment ever.
Agreed
@@Methew217 I dunno. Unsnapping himself was pretty epic.
The unsnap was the best one ever👌👌👌
ant-man
Hands down and bottoms up
Batman: “Like a Butler, Alfred is there!”
Alfred: “I got you, Master Wayne!”
Superman: Whaaaaat?
Alfred you're a wizard
Wow really they said that?
@@radjadawamindra697 funny
3 years 2k likes no comments to correct that he said GOOD
Batman : *rich* Has a flip phone
Some Guy At Wayne enterprises Has a proper touchscreen phone
Don't you dare, it's BatPhone !!
@@ero-samairianto625 yah, well said .. lmao
Because he's bhatmaaan
But it probably his work phone/pager most bosses have flip phones as their phone because they last and are easy to carry
flipphones are much more durable than smartphones.
Like a good butler Alfred is there. " I got you master wayne." XD
DrowsyEel I'm dyin at that part😂😂😂☠
HI ME!
theWolverine07 Hello brother.......Or should I say EVIL TWIN BROTHER! (0.0)
DrowsyEel
💊💲😨😧
"I vote reboots. "
Your wish has been granted, Batman
Hope it's good. Batman is such a good character and deserves a more comic accurate version
Don’t say that! I just got here.
@@felipea1399 more comic accurate than the one literally stripped from the comic down to the suits and lines?
@@ΑΡΙΣΤΟΤΕΛΗΣΛΑΧΑΝΟΠΟΥΛΟΣ yes, more comic accurate than the version who choosed to do an adaptation of an Else Worlds story and took away most of the things that made it great
@@ΑΡΙΣΤΟΤΕΛΗΣΛΑΧΑΝΟΠΟΥΛΟΣ Yeah because there's this thing called "characterization" that's actually more important than just adapting comic book panels.
“What does the lex say?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
Best scene 😂 dance
This is one of the best HISHEs I've seen.. and one of the most real ones.
I loved Batman v Superman but I loved their ending more because..... hhhhhheee'ssss BBBBBAAATTTMMMMANNNNNNNNNN!!!
Erik P.T. Lol. Yeah, I can't say that I liked it, let alone loved it. But yeah, that "I'm Batman" is extremely funny!
I honestly can't comprehend the mindset of people who say they loved this shit pile, at least it was good for a laugh at how cumbubblingly terrible it was.
Big T. Larrity Honestly, neither can I. Every time I think about this film, my brain hurts because this movie makes no sense. BUT, having said that, I can't disrespect people's opinions so I'm not against anyone who likes it. In fact, I'm glad that those who liked it liked it because I really wanted to like it but I couldn't. So yes, I'm glad that some people loved it. But for the life in me, I just can't understand why.
+Vikas Ahuja that's like the exact same way man I totally understand you
In the words of Ben Affleck:
"Hello Darkness my old friend"
+felixdaniels37 Haha.. so accurate
"I'm here to talk to you again."
I agree
MacawEagle 78 "Because a vision softly creeping"....
+Mad Genius left its seeds while I was sleeping
When Superman threw Doomsday into the sun,
HE FORGOT TO SMILE AT THE CAMERA!
Yeah. If I was Superman, I would have smiled for the camera 📷.
°O°
What?
And he didn't make out with Lois :P
Andrew Rhodes it’s a reference to the original film
If this version of Doomsday has it's powers from Zod's DNA including the weaknesses such as kryptonite, then throwing him into the sun should make him stronger right?
Yep
This is the dceu. So not necessarily comic rules apply
@@Lanesra62905 well going by that logic... The movie shows Superman recovering from a Nuke when exposed to the sun, so Doomsday should still get stronger by being thrown to the sun
@@mauritja00 I don't think even superman can survive being thrown INTO the sun, getting powers from sun is a whole different thing compared to being IN the sun
You must've heard the 'hero: you want my power, here's all of it, villain: yes ahahah wait noo it's too much, it's too much aaaaaaah *explodes'
Yea it's DCEU every cliche applies here, this would too
No. He'd still burn, I think.
We humans take hydration from water, but if you throw a human to the bottom of the sea he'd drown.
Heck. Plants take their energy from the sun, just like Kryptonians, but they'd still burn if thrown right into it.
Best Scene Of This Channel:
BECAAAAAAAAAAAAUSE
IIIIIIIIIIIIII'M
BATMAAAAAN!
Best line in the whole channel.
My favorite is 6:22. It just floored me🤣
Yeaaahhhh, my favorite🤣🤣🤣🤣
Legit ending to. Like why would Superman use his weakness to kill Doonsday?
Which HISHE is it from? I can't tell. I keep rewatching all of them but I can't find it anywhere.
"ROTTEN TOMATOES!!!! ROTTEN TOMATOES!!!!" a really great reference
I didn’t get it
Sorry
@Hieu Nguyen ohhhh maybe
@@paulurow8371 I think it's about the fact that most dc movies are rated rotten in rotten tomatoes lol
Mega Vien101 yeah maybe
“Like a good Butler Alfred is there” I’ve got u Master Wayne” LMAO 😂
IKR
The Dark Knight apparently he can teleport to his master and save him
Was unaware that Alfred had the ability to teleport
He is the Butler Gotham deserves
I laughed so hard at this one! 😂
Alfred is so OP.He's even faster than superman. Strong enough to lift both batman and a tray. Quite a superhero for the old age.
I'd pay a theater ticket to see this video.
+MikeAlexBillsZ i I was waiting, like, forever for this video
+MikeAlexBillsZ id pay for Hishe to do a redo of this movie.
this vid is better than the original... no nonsense chats and cheesy jokes 😂
For Batman Sake
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2 Select 1st Site
3 Go in 1st Post
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+Amy Donald I don't get it, is something supposed to happen?
Nailed it yet again guys. Like a good channel, HISHE is there.
Best one ever
+Lord Omega One of his MMP videos was featured on the HISHE channel, soo...
MMP, HONEST TRAILERS, HISHE ALL TOGETHER???!!!! MY DREAM HAS COME TRUE
There’s a bad Hishe?! Screw It!!
.
"He killed people and you forget smile" That's all truth I need
David Betancourt AGREED, Zack Snyder should be fired after what he'd done
@@MiXVoy Really?
@@MiXVoy Hm...
@@MiXVoy That's not true.
@@MiXVoy nah not true.
What was her name again?
Batman: Marthuh uh ah...
😂😂😂😂😂😂
One year later and I'm still watching this video like crazy it is so awesome BECAUSE HE'S BATTTMAAAANN
ME TOO
I'm still here for the Lex's song. XD
Sayaka*Ichigo*Kamishiro*Arclight*[SIKA] i know right 😆 coz he's BATMAN!!!
Sayaka*Ichigo*Kamishiro*Arclight*[SIKA] That would have been a good way to end the fight. It kinda was Batman's fault they got into this fight and didn't listen to Superman, so Batman redeems himself.
The Statefarm joke was the best!
+Jon Bailey I'm guessing the Honest Trailer is gonna take a while. (and is gonna completely rip this movie apart)
+Madhav Aditya Honest Trailers have to wait until the movie is out on Bluray. Also Jon Bailey just does the voice, he doesn't write/edit/produce/make the honest trailers
LIKE A GOOD BUTLER ALFRED IS THERE
+Jon Bailey Which one was that?
How about that superman returns his he callback?
Super tickles must become an actual superpower.
"ROTTEN TOMATOES!!!" Got that right.
i loved the rotten tomatos one
+ClassicToonFan64: I mean, Super Creating Tiny Replicas of Yourself exists as a Superman power, after all.
They also got the wrong flash. It needs to be earth 2 flash
+Amul Kool how about the record for biggest drop EVER for a movie that opened north of 100 million ? Does that not matter ?
fuck rotten tomatoes
6:22 gets me every time 😂😂😂
The way, he appears behind the glass 😂
"Like a good butler, Alfred is there!"
Haha yes, Alfred always has my back because I'm Batman.
lucky
+Batman That scene was actually clever asfk.
You know bats, you can't just explain everything saying "because i'm Batman".
+Tytus Nowakiewicz He can because he is Batman.
+Luc Skywalker but...but...
"What does the Lex say"
I died right there😂
Raiyaan and Mysha what’s the song name!!!!!?
@@ginq8 it's hishe remake of The Fox by Ylvis
Yup
SAME 😂
😂till in repeat mode
I need Alfred insurance.
LIKE A GOOD BUTLER ALFRED IS THERE
OMG LOLS
I'VE GOT YOU, MASTER DREEMUR!!!!
+1124eddie ...........WHAATTT???!!!
yeux moi
I got you, Master Wayne!
6 years later, still a better ending
And it always will be.
@@somerandolad Snyder can't even dream of making something even half as good as this.
@@tiaaaron3278 you're delusional
Way, way better than the movie.. WB should have given the budget to these guys.. 😂
Same 7 years later
BECAUSE I'M BATMAAAAAN!!! It's actually the ending we all wanted, and deserved. But what we got, was a fake funeral and a justification to make Steppenwolf villain.
Well I expected it. The part of their battle was based on the dark knight returns comic where after joker kills himself by snapping his neck and the world things that batman killed him they have superman battle batman and we have a fake out death. And the second part of the movie was based on superman:doomsday or the death of superman where superman seems to have died from doomsday but he is actually in a kryptonian healing coma of some sort. So yeah the fake out death was expected from the start. And even the zod death makes sense in that context. As for steppenwolf they really should have used darkseid
Best line ever
It wouldn’t work at a DC movie
Lets be honest if Dc gave that movie such a ending it would have gotten higher ratings in rotten tomatoes lol
@@MonsterPumpkin why people are so obsessed with Rotten tomatoes
BATMAN:Like a good butler Alfred is always there for me
Alfred:I got you master Wayne
Superman:Whaaaaat
BATMAN:Oh yay because I’m BATMAN!
🤣😭 this is my favorite part along with super tickles
Maaaster wayne
Tell me do have insurance
I am Groot.
I laughed hard at that! 😂
No one:
Not a single soul:
Flash: “Rotten Tomatoes!”
Nobody:
You: No more nobody jokes
@@sosigsunkcrunkywunk7224 @Joseph Hernandez: No more "Nobody" jokes
No one:
@sosigsunk crunkywunk:
Nobody:
You: No more nobody jokes
@Joseph Hernandez nobody:
Not a single soul:
Me: imma doing a nobody joke
I read that as: “flesh”
@@machielluchtmeijer7796
@Joseph Hernandez: No more "Nobody" jokes
No one:
@sosigsunk crunkywunk:
Nobody:
You: No more nobody jokes
@sosigsunk crunkywunk @Joseph Hernandez: No more "Nobody" jokes
No one:
@sosigsunk crunkywunk:
Nobody:
You: No more nobody jokes
The beginning always has me in tears: “Well, i was just going to stay here and work, but I guess since you’ve given us the GO AHEAD, ILL RESPECT THE FACT, THAT ALIENS ARE TAKING OVER THE CITY!” 😂😂😂
1:56
Average human eye can see up to 1,000fps
Flash’s speed in justice league and BwS is Mach 5.6 or 1920m/s
Superman kept up with Flash’s speed
So for Superman’s perception to be confused by Alfred’s “Instantaneous” speed , Alfred must have been travelling super fast with in a frame of a 1000fps
So roughly 20mil+ mps
I have too much time on my hand
Or he teleported
WHAAAAA
because he's batman! ('s butler)
I don't think even that first fact is correct.
Or Superman was just baffled that Alfred went that fast/teleported
That batman killing doomsday is the ending we deserved!!!
Elias Figueroa we needed not deserved
Elias Figueroa THANK YOU!!!!
But not the one we needed...
+ASRIEL DREEMURR but suicide squad was the movie we needed but didn't deserve it if you know what I mean
Elias Figueroa he can't kill doomsday
Rated M for Martha
WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!!!!
Mother!!!
It's his mother's name!!!
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rated for xd
4:02 He absorves energy. I thought taking him to the sun would be a good idea but then I realized that he could perhaps absorb the sun and end all life on Earth.
A battery can only absorb so much energy before it explodes
And what if it melts all of him?? Then he can’t absorb anything if he has nothing to absorb into.
The gravity would have crushed him
He should have thrown him the other way, out of the solar system.
Couldn't you just hit him into deep space? He doesn't fly, does he?
This was probably the best HISHE they have ever made.
BECAUUUUUUSE...... IIIIIIIIIIII'M...... BAAAAATTMAAAAN!!!!!!!
+DaDangerDog
Indeed
+Bryce Dunn batman!
Very true
+DaDangerDog agreed
XD
Batman: Kryptonite bullets. I win.
Superman: Because I’m faster than a speeding bullet. I win.
XD 1:1
To be fair, there was a lot of bullets and Superman didn't know about Kryptonite then, so it would have worked.
ㅋㅋㅋ
Ja
The Keyboardslinger not that... when he is close to kryptonite he loses his powers (including speed)
4:41 Most Epic "BECAUSE I'M BATMAN" to the date
+Santiago Olivera i felt chills
+Santiago Olivera 2 one for me , the one in age of ultron where the whole planet is destroyed and he juts sit there like nothing happened was really funny
I laughed so hard
+Santiago Olivera 1:26 the funniest
+Santiago Olivera No way, its definitely at 7:35!
The because I’m Batman part actually would have been really awesome. Also I feel like that’s an iconic hishe moment
I loved Deadpool's cameo! lol
Me 2!!!!
So good.
hal jordan will joihn JL
Me 2!!
me 3!
BECAUSE......IM.......BATMAN!!!!!!!!!
Excuse me, you've stolen something that doesn't belong to you. who are you?
are you saying you want to know my secret identity?
Hehehe. I'M BATMAN. ahem, maybe..
+Taylor Williams XD lol that was funny
IKR
+Scar!ett Gospel I love this ending better than the original xDD Being a Batman fan, he should have taken the glory at the end
Vertilia S ikr XD Batman :3
Like a good butler Alfred is there
Josh Ferguson I got you master bruce
don't do DRUGS waaaaaaat
is this a joke about the insurance where they pop up whenever you say that phrase
freakingminecraftian sooo State Farm
I got you master Wayne!
4:42 that would actually be a very emotional scene if batman died and sacrificed himself.
God I love the deranged hishe batman. His secret identity outburst got me good
what does the lex say 🤣
😂🤣
Its you again!
Why do I keep seeing you??
@@prophecybydefault4708 because we're default :)
The compulsion is so good
"Like a good butler, Alfred is there!" My poor gut hurts from laughing.
I didnt under stand can u explain me pls?
+Antonio Cioffi Statefarm commercial. "Like a good neighbor, Statefarm is there."
Thxs
+Antonio Cioffi Watch the State Farm commercials.
"I've got you master Wayne!"
Actually, it would be more epic if batman killed doomsday
Yup
BECAUSSSEEEE IIMMMMMMMM BATMAAAAAAAANNNN
He had no shot lol that battle was too intense. And superman flying didnt push it in far enough. Also superman got stabbed because he was weakened, but that stab would still have cut batman in half
@@barrylyndon5552 Yes he did! BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN! 😆😆
Even a god can shudder under the wrath of man
2:42 i love how he's studying the success rate of the dark knight trilogy,he KNOWS how bad the DCEU is
DCEU being bad is greatly exaggerated. Both MoS and BvS ultimate edition were good in their respective terms and appreciated even more after the ZSJL.
It's not that bad 😭 a few movies messed up yeah but the good ones are insanely good. BvS Ultimate edition was good
@@GG-uj5ru it's been a year and a half bro, you don't need to reply
I disagree
@@theprequelsareactuallyg00d54 it's been almost 2 years bro
They're obviously gonna fight each other again in the sequel when they realise their Father's names are different...WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY THAT NAME!
of course lol
LOL
Haha
or because while Superman is in his coma Lois dies. That nightmare can still happen, even just part of it
+Brandon Reed Isn't that what happened in Injustice
*Future Flash* : Rotten Tomatoes! Rotten Tomatoes everywhere!
..He was speaking about Justice League.
no... actually about BvS!
It's time to assemb- I mean unite the League
Tell me... Do you have insurance?
No becuase im batman
You will
I have bat-surance!
Because I'm Batman!
+Hey Sup Like a good neighbor Alfred is there...
This Batman ending was better than the original 😂
Obviously, because he's Batman.
Superman: Aaand into the sun
Doomsday: I back stronger now b*itches
Superman: B-but how?
Doomsday: Seriously? Sending me into the sun? Dude i'm a kryptonian just like you, meaning that i FEED of SOLAR energy
Captain America: (throws his shield at Doomsday) Language!
@@Spidoor13 *doomsday catches shield*
Doomsday: Hey guys what did i just do when cap threw his "mighty shield"
Batman: you caught it
Captain America: oh no...
Superman: 🎵So unless your a plane🎵
Batman: 🎵 Or a bomb! 🎵
Blossom: 🎵 Or some ice! 🎵
@@Spidoor13 Superman:🎵Or a brainwashed buddy🎵
Spider-Man: 🎵 Or a Spider-Man! 🎵
I love the callback to the original Superman HISHE, "You diseased maniac!"
The whole scene was a callback, with how he flew around the city to find something that lex said he couldn't find
Agreed, loved it also!
Superman’s weakness: Kryptonite
Green Lantern’s weakness: The colour yellow
Batman’s weakness: MARTHA!!!
GoldRanger 1987 good job, you've successfully understood the punchline of the video
Batman's other weakness is ladies too jk
*Martha Review* 👏👏
Ricardo Hoàng lmao *meme review*
👏🏻👏🏻
Why did you say that name?!
2:11 this detail 😂
As she is the actress who voiced for Mr.s incredible
I was wondering if anyone else noticed
Hulk vs Batman how it will end. Someone in the background shouts " Bruce!!!!" Hulk and Batman looks at him and said "What!!!??". Then they look at each other and then BOOM problem Solved.
You should direct dc vs marvel
hahaha XD
+jorgbeijer oh, fucking wrecked.
+Erasto Garcia Dammit i didnt know i needed this!
L0L yes but what about there mom's? they must know that to.
"We used to be the cool kids! What happened to us?!" I have a feeling the original Batman and Superman would say that if they saw this movie.
Lmao that's actually pretty damn accurate
4:41 - 4:54
That was epic
best part EVER
2:33 that would automatically make it the best movie ever
“Alright chumps, let’s do this! Becaaaaauuuuuuse Iiiiiiiiiiii’mmm Baaaaatttmaaaaaannn!!” 😂
Oops. Wrong comment
I lost at the lex Luther part
Ding ding ding ding.......
mo za m
Haha
mo za me too
Lol
Ninja hatori
"BECAUSE!!!!" shoots kryptonite "IM BATMAAAAAN!!!!!!"
me: shoking on my cookie
choking* I'm just kidding XD
I literally fell on the floor laughing when I saw this comment
EMICATS, HAVEN'T YOU LEARNED NOT TO EAT/DRINK WHEN WATCHING HISHE? Because if you haven't, I AM NOT GOING TOUR FUNERAL WHEN U DIE FROM CHOKING
It's Batman Spartan reference. LOL.
fyi, its a leeroy jenkins reference
Like A GOOD BUTTLER ALFRED IS THERE *Alfred Teleports to BATMAN* Dont Worry Master wane Ive Got you *Teleports Away* Whaaaaaaat
Yeah we saw that
WHAAAAAAAAAAA?
Ali Gaming Its not teleporting its super speed.I think they gave Alfred super speed because he has white hair like quick silver
xXn00bSlayerXx n00b Alfred was teleporting. It’s referencing those StateFarm insurance commercials
BigBadBob 70 OK... but for me they made him quicksilver.
I legit just realised that batman only helped superman because his mums name was Martha.😂
btw I am British that’s why I spelled it mum not mom.
No it’s because he realized that superman was just like a normal guy who happened to have superpowers
TheThomasFan4472 oh ok thanks 😊
Good thing he doesn’t know that Superman’s dad’s name was Jonathan.
Lance Meier ?
"This man has a bomb in his chair! SAVE THE DAY!!"
This is honestly what I think superman does everytime he fucks up
That's the fun thing about time travel: unless you're the one doing it, or you tell people, no one knows it's happened.
+Xan Beerboy silver surfer is only powerful. he can never increase his power. the typical superman may not be as strong.... but let's remember that our favorite superman is usually when he struggles against odds for humanity..... when he fully exposes his power he can cross our entire galaxy in a mere second... let's not forget the time His girl was in trouble (comics) and he was visiting the ruins of krypton. she yells for superman.... somehow.... he hears this.... lightyear away.... int the vaccine of space.... and arrives in the next instant to save her... sorry silver surfer. you are powerful, but DC comics just made a way too powerful hero...
+Xan Beerboy silver surfer is only powerful. he can never increase his power. the typical superman may not be as strong.... but let's remember that our favorite superman is usually when he struggles against odds for humanity..... when he fully exposes his power he can cross our entire galaxy in a mere second... let's not forget the time His girl was in trouble (comics) and he was visiting the ruins of krypton. she yells for superman.... somehow.... he hears this.... lightyear away.... int the vaccine of space.... and arrives in the next instant to save her... sorry silver surfer. you are powerful, but DC comics just made a way too powerful hero...
+Xan Beerboy silver surfer is only powerful. he can never increase his power. the typical superman may not be as strong.... but let's remember that our favorite superman is usually when he struggles against odds for humanity..... when he fully exposes his power he can cross our entire galaxy in a mere second... let's not forget the time His girl was in trouble (comics) and he was visiting the ruins of krypton. she yells for superman.... somehow.... he hears this.... lightyear away.... int the vaccine of space.... and arrives in the next instant to save her... sorry silver surfer. you are powerful, but DC comics just made a way too powerful hero...
Supes can't see through lead. The chair was cased in lead.
4:41 BEEEECCCCCCAAAAAAUUUUUUSSSSSSSSEEEEEEE IIIIIIIMMMMM BBBBBBAAAAATTTTTTMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN!?!?
Shiva Shankara Vara Prasad Gundepudi greatest ending ever
You know, that actually is how it SHOULD’VE ended!
ROTTEN TOMATOES! ROTTEN TOMATOES EVERYWHERE!
Lol
Also...ONLY AROUND 30 PERCENT!!!
That was hilarious. This entire thing is hilarious. Good job to the HISHE crew.
+Bruno Santos i am scared for the justice leauge movie we should do something about it even flash is trying to warn us :((((
+Bruno Santos Too bad the directors didn't heed that warning lol
"Oh I beg to differ. I seem to remember you lying on the ground crying out for your mother"
"What was her name again?"
"Marth...sniff..."
When Batman makes a valid point Clark just makes a cheap move. But damn this is the funniest🤣
His voice when saying "Martha" always makes me crack up 😂
4:41 I've found my new battle cry.
BECAUUUUUUSE I'MMMMMMM BATMAAAAAAAAAAAAN
XD
IM BATMAN YOU IM BATMAN
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Becauuuuuuse l'mmmmmm batmaaaaaaaan
RazorBeak you are right
Martian Manhunter comes to Earth
Batman: He's an alien...that could burn the whole place down
Superman: You are not seriously doing this again...
Batman: He's too dangerous ...
Superman: I'm just starting to think your speciesist
Batman: IF THERE IS EVEN A 1% CHANCE HE IS OUR ENEMY,I HAVE TO TAKE IT AS AN ABSOLUTE CERTAINTY
Superman: ...
Martian Manhunter: Greetin I am J'on--
Batman: TELL ME......DO YOU BLEED?
Superman: J'onn,Just ignore him and please stay away from the bat signal ..Let's just go.....he'll cool off eventually.
*Superman & Manhunter fly away*
Batman: ......YOU WILL.
lmao thats awesome
"Batman: IF THERE IS EVEN A 1% CHANCE HE IS OUR ENEMY,I HAVE TO TAKE IT AS AN ABSOLUTE CERTAINTY
Superman: if there is even a 1% chance that his mom's name is Martha we have to take it as an absolute certainty!"
In the JLA title the Justice League reform because the White Martians arrive to earth cashing the Martian Manhunter, so Batman was right, thank god Batman has a plan.
* *appplause* *
+Hubris M Ok, that was a bit random...
1:18 best part I think
"Are you saying you want to know my secret identity?"
"He he I'm Batman"
6:58 He’s right though. The JLA was before the avengers comics, so technically they were first
Batman:oh sh-
Captain America: *throws sheild at head* language!
Ashley MCD Wrong video! That’s Deadpool
Spidermanhomcoming
Aunt May: WHAT THE FU-
Captain America: LANGUAGE *throws shield at her head
Ashley MCD Superman kinda beat captain America to it
Batman easily catch shield and throw it back :D
Now I can't wait for the Civil War HISHE!!
OMG ME NEITHER!!!!
+Ren “Ken” Cen lol i cat work for the movie
+TheSpartanCV attack on titan song with spiderman.
+mattcgw Oh haha! Alternative they do actually reference that movie by names (how can Spidy not say Hoth or AT-AT??)
+Ren “Ken” Cen I don't know, both are owned by Disney now, so maybe he's not as big as a nerd as we thought?
02:53: "Bruce, listen to me! Rotten Tomatoes! Rotten Tomatoes everywhere!" LOL
Marcelo Custódio there was also some statistics of batman movies and about nolan in the screens. 😊
Marcelo Custódio SUPER TICKLES!!!
It’s 2:45
The way the camera cuts back to Superman just shocked at 4:45 killed me 💀
"I mean, I was just gonna stay here and work. But since you've given us the go-ahead, I'll start to respect the fact THAT ALIENS ARE ATTACKING THE CITY AND IT MIGHT NOT BE SAFE UP HERE!"
Lucifer Morningstar OMG WHAT IS YOUR DEAL
Lucifer Morningstar MAYBE BEING A WISEASS RIGHT NOW ISN’T HELPING EITHER!
"What's your deal?"
Wonder woman should become a regular character in Super Cafe
+Cody Croute Yep nice to see her there
IKR
+2xucan The movie had a dull, bland color pallet.
+2xucan Really? I thought that was the Injustice one there.
+2xucan I think so too, she would seem so out of place if they kept that design
Like a good butler, ALFRED IS THERE
lol!
I got u Masta Bruce.
XD
The butler was his real father all this year.
he's a demon and butler.
Sir Humphrey
Walter C. Dornez, most notably butler & former British spy.
2:24 that should have been in the movie but this’ll be fine for me.
Last time I checked the chair with me out of lead which means superman couldn’t use his x-ray vision to know it was there.
“ Tell me.... “
“ Do you have insurance? “
Well actually you hit me, and I saw you kill a bunch of guys so. I'm gonna have to take you in
@@gadielgonzalez2755 Well like a good butler Alfred is there! I GOT YOU MASTER WAYNE!
@@ky9930 whaaaaaaa.....
I'm late so.....
FFWD HISHE VIDEO
“Like a good butler Alfred is there”
“what does the lex say ? " ding ding ......😂😂😂😂😂😂
lolllllllllll😁😁
Best part of the entire video. xD
Batman: "What? How?
Superman: "Because I'm faster than a speeding bullet"
*Gets obliterated by bullets in previous scene*
I thought that to lol
Element of surprise, and he came in peace, so there is that.
Being faster than a speeding bullet is irrelevant when you never dodge anything. All the crap he just takes on the chest all the time without thinking, it's amazing every movie isn't "The Death of Superman." Bruce didn't even need kryptonite bullets because there is no way known that Clark could ever be bothered to dodge a kryptonite batterang. As long as there is kryptonite, Superman is the easiest hero to kill because the guy has almost no self preservation instincts.
That's funny. lol...
To be fair, he was shoot by machine guns and then shoot by a kryptonite granate, so for the second time, he was more prepared, or he should have been prepared, instead of going at him! Damn stupid Movie!
“YOUR MOMS NAME IS LIKE MY MOMS NAME- WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?!?!?”
Bruce: Who are you?
Dianna: Are you saying you want to know my, secret identity?
Bruce: haha I'M BATMAN er, uh, I mean,
Maybe.
It was Selena Kyle not Diana
@@Josh-jc3hd Wait what?
@@Josh-jc3hd no it wasn't. Wtf
I suppose you're right but that looks exactly like the scene from dark knight where Bruce confronts Selena.
@@Josh-jc3hd they ain't the same universe so it can look like it all it wants, they aren't connected
It 's because I'm batmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan yeaaah
+UlquiViciosXD i wish thats how the movie ended. i would have given them all my money
+marvin mandela ya it should have ended like that
+UlquiViciosXD the best part
+UlquiViciosXD Batman pulls a Leeroy Jenkins...that was epic.
you called?
As he was running he was screaming
"BEECCAAUUSSEE I'M BATTMMAANNN!!!!!
That Leeroy Jenkins reference though...
+Bryce Spencer what reference. where?
You don't say.
Thanks Einstein
We would've never known if you didn't say something
+Anony - Mouse
"alright chaps lets do this, BBEEEECCAAAUUUSSSEEEEE... IIIIIIIIIMMMMM... BBAAATTTMMMAAAAANNN"
and the original one
"alright chaps lets do this, LLLEEEEEEERRRRRRRROOOOOYYYYYYY...... JENKINS"
almost everyone on the internet knows who leeroy jenkins is dude
6:43 That explains why the Snyder Cut didn't help.
Reynolds: i'm just kidding, i'm not doing that anymore 😂
I like how they used the CW Flash costume
In the animation*
I think they didn't want to make the movie costume for very brief scenes so they just reused the CW flash costume from the bat blood music video, which came out before the movie costume was revealed
It's basically where all the good DC stuff is happening. They've crafted their own universe, and it actually works pretty well.
Better than the actual movie
Funny
True story
Yeah
Couldn't agree more 😂
+SnowSpider108 sorry fangay its true
The end is so crazy considering it's getting rebooted now. Loved Gal's WW.
BEST HISHE to date!!! .. I bow before perfection. :D
I know the ending was great with batman and doomsday
.. hehe.. I liked the "What just the Lex say... dididing.." part also... its just a funky outro :)
+MyBalls OM my lord that was AMAZING! Better than the freaking movie (go figure) and I like d the movie.
the deadpool part 😂😂😂😂
+MyBalls BEEECCAAAUSSEE I'MMMM (shoots kryptonite grenade) BATMANNNN (kills doomsday)
I liked Eisenberg portrayal of The Joker and Afflecks portrayal of The Punisher
Eisenberg would be better as Riddler than Joker.
+Nicholas Fallbrook
Eisenberg would make a GREAT Riddler, but the joke the OP was making was that whoever wrote this movie wrote Lex Luthor more like he was the Joker instead of... you know... Lex Luthor.
This is the best comment I have seen today.
+Nicholas Fallbrook He even had Jim Carreys hair from Batman Forever.
+sebastian feijoo lol best comment.
Aquaman: looking for these !?
randy ward not this time
Good luck with your cave troll!
Are you here to help fight the monster?
Sure. So we work for the government and we are pretty much a shield against outside enemies. We can use the name "Agents of Shield".
@@Sovereign01
Can you explain that joke?
7:26 John walker after he killed that flag smasher.
This was better than the actual film.
LMAOOOOOOO FACTS
damn right
So correct
Which isn't hard, but yeah.
+jim jimjim by a WIDE margin.
Like a good butler Alfred is there
butler: I got you master Wayne
Should have said, you're covered Mr. Wayne.
#bestPart
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA IM LAUGHING MY BUTT OFF
I've got you master Wayne.
SUPERMAN:wahhhhhhhhh
IKR!!
The "like a good butler, Alfred is there!" Freakin killed me
Lol
I didn't get that joke. Could you explain?
Ann Nee yeah I can. It's from all state where it's like "Like a good neighbor, " you know that
Leara Beard Haha, thanks :)
I died
This never gets old.