Green Lantern's Powers are BULLSH*T

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  • @Raph___A
    @Raph___A 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +21932

    If Green Lantern can imagine a voice actress for Wonder Woman, that would actually be pretty broken.

    • @B-man69
      @B-man69 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +572

      That would be too strong

    • @MasterJunior93
      @MasterJunior93 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +452

      Too OP, please nerf.

    • @Zhortac
      @Zhortac 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +319

      Even his power has limits

    • @purpledevilr7463
      @purpledevilr7463 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +125

      I’d imagine that any time he imagines wonder women, she’s too busy to be speaking, a bit preoccupied. ;)

    • @jareththegoblinking3191
      @jareththegoblinking3191 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

      Why not just conjure a green Wonder Woman?

  • @princephantom1294
    @princephantom1294 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +19038

    The restraint to write this entire sketch without resorting to the “his weakness is yellow” joke is astonishing. Well done good sir.

    • @fisal8942
      @fisal8942 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +664

      Fr, it's also weird that he hadn't that weakness for 30~ years but it's still a part of the general knowledge

    • @SeanWhitmore
      @SeanWhitmore 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +530

      @@fisal8942 The concept of a superhero having a kryptonite-esque weakness is a powerful one. Look how they keep going back to fire for J'onn, even though he was supposed to have cured that problem in the 80s.

    • @fisal8942
      @fisal8942 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +116

      @@SeanWhitmore 80s was that meant for post crisis reboot?, I know he had an arc in the 2000s that dealt with it but the weakness returned.
      Also those type of weaknesses can get boring imo, a lot of theme are non sense, like pre crisis there wasn't a reason for mm to have fire weaknesses in lore (the guy can shapshift and fire lasers) but was retconed in future stories (personally i like the retcon)

    • @SeanWhitmore
      @SeanWhitmore 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +101

      @@fisal8942 It might have been the 90s, but he had a mini-series where he discovered that his weakness to fire was actually psychosomatic, brought on by trauma. Then later writers were like, "Nope! Genetic weakness, inherent to all Martians."

    • @fisal8942
      @fisal8942 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@SeanWhitmore the one with his brother? I remember reading that a while ago, MM stories always seems werid imo

  • @HenchGuyBlast
    @HenchGuyBlast 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2213

    “I can conjure ANYTHING that I can imagine. The possibilities are ENDLESS!”
    *GIANT GREEN FIST*

    • @NJ-wb1cz
      @NJ-wb1cz หลายเดือนก่อน

      The dude loves fisting, nothing wrong with that

    • @badpiggyboi3093
      @badpiggyboi3093 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

      *"GIGANTO FISTAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"*

    • @cafequente8252
      @cafequente8252 หลายเดือนก่อน +66

      Men only want one thing, and it's a giant green fist

    • @jennytulls6369
      @jennytulls6369 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

      He said he had the most willpower, not the most imagination

    • @Fektthis
      @Fektthis หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      fists are to complicated with all the fingers and knuckles.
      giant boxing glove is where it's at.

  • @TheBigE9999
    @TheBigE9999 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9547

    Meanwhile, at the Legion of Doom
    "So you can make anything as long as you can imagine it?"
    "As long as I can imagine it and it's scary"
    "Scary to you or to anyone?"
    "Dunno"
    "Cuz I'm scared of the ocean, can you make an ocean?"
    "I can try"
    Please no. What about Black Manta, he's scared of dementia, can you make dementia?"
    "Let's find out"

    • @nonr2500
      @nonr2500 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1464

      *conversation restarts*

    • @catbatrat1760
      @catbatrat1760 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +184

      Yes, please! :D

    • @blaacksugar7714
      @blaacksugar7714 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +619

      Sinestro creates an ocean of piss.

    • @TheBigE9999
      @TheBigE9999 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +386

      @@blaacksugar7714 you mean the average waterpark?

    • @Dinoman-mo7mt
      @Dinoman-mo7mt 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +99

      I mean, they can actually sense your fears and make them into a reality even drawing power from your terror directly.

  • @memehawk12
    @memehawk12 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +25581

    Batman pulling out the notebook asking how green lanterns powers work is comedy gold.

    • @TydePod16
      @TydePod16 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1423

      It wasn't comedy gold. If it was, Green Lantern would have been dead from the color.

    • @Frosty4427
      @Frosty4427 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +452

      @@TydePod16 Gold is just shiny yellow after all.

    • @daskampffredchen
      @daskampffredchen 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +281

      Well. He needs to make his emergency plans in case he turns evil

    • @Terrythetortoise
      @Terrythetortoise 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +84

      Comedy emerald

    • @borischan5252
      @borischan5252 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      he be making one with money

  • @mnspstudioLOST
    @mnspstudioLOST 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4434

    Green Lantern in his own comic book: I am invincible.
    Green Lantern in anyone else's comic book: Help me! I have fallen and I can't get up! I think my coccyx bone is shattered!

    • @morgantodd3748
      @morgantodd3748 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +233

      Sounds kinda like the difference between Batman in Justice League and Batman in his own books.

    • @neonnatella4632
      @neonnatella4632 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +256

      ​@@morgantodd3748
      Bro batman has even more plot armour in justice league comics bro literally beat and killed Darkseid💀

    • @morgantodd3748
      @morgantodd3748 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      @@neonnatella4632 You thinking I was unaware of this suggests you have terrible reading comprehension.

    • @neonnatella4632
      @neonnatella4632 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +87

      @@morgantodd3748
      Oh man I didn't know u were talking like that I thought u were saying batman has more plot armour in his own comic book🙄 and why so rude?

    • @space1734
      @space1734 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      This is why I was happy when Hal was replaced in the JL.

  • @JJ_R
    @JJ_R 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +13137

    Green Lantern’s power is only limited by the imagination of the user… and the writer.

    • @MichelangeloVA
      @MichelangeloVA 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +559

      And the animators/artists

    • @LEGONERD06
      @LEGONERD06 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +494

      And in noncomic media the bugdet

    • @jareththegoblinking3191
      @jareththegoblinking3191 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +177

      And the order of the universe

    • @towel_gaming
      @towel_gaming 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +239

      And the color yellow

    • @CyanRooper
      @CyanRooper 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +169

      And my axe

  • @peterstoric6560
    @peterstoric6560 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +20633

    “Everyone’s got a rock limit”
    He’s not wrong

    • @dazzlethestar151
      @dazzlethestar151 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +607

      **Rock Debate**

    • @MasterCode86
      @MasterCode86 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +198

      Nope, pretty sure superman doesn't anymore. Superman is getting pretty op lately, considering that silver age Superman is back to being canon is just the start. This is the man that told lex luthor spacetime has lost its meaning to him...

    • @COOLERthenU
      @COOLERthenU 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +353

      ​@@MasterCode86 rock bigger the the meta texual space that houses every work of factual ever created

    • @TydePod16
      @TydePod16 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +73

      Apparently Kevin Hart doesn't

    • @MasterCode86
      @MasterCode86 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

      @@COOLERthenU nope, the watchman dc comic establish that superman is an universal linchpin, he must exist so you can't destroy him...he is that OP.

  • @SuperMimi-n1r
    @SuperMimi-n1r 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +507

    2:59 the fact Green Lantern was scared of Superman becoming blind, when he actually didn't use his power, proove he doesn't know when his power is used or no.

    • @Lampentinic
      @Lampentinic หลายเดือนก่อน +53

      In the Silver Age, he did actually use the ring while asleep multiple times. You'd think that's something the Guardiangs would've thought of...

    • @casualguydaniel
      @casualguydaniel หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      I think he actually used his power, superman cant feel his legs afterwards

    • @Alexander_Kale
      @Alexander_Kale หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's ore of a failure of the sketch author though...

    • @SuperMimi-n1r
      @SuperMimi-n1r หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@casualguydaniel Yes, but he was thinking about cutting the nerve for his eyes, and he was actually scared of Superman's being blind, if he actually exactly knew when his power was used he would not have been scared because he would knew Superman was lying

    • @not-actually-that-creative
      @not-actually-that-creative 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Powers or not, if the person I was talking to randomly started screaming, i’d be scared too.

  • @MM-sx7zs
    @MM-sx7zs 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3363

    "It comes bundled with your consciousness" is such a debilitating line.

    • @accessthemainframe4475
      @accessthemainframe4475 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +132

      You have uno

    • @peteryeeterson5766
      @peteryeeterson5766 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@accessthemainframe4475 it came free with your fucking Xbox

    • @MarvinPowell1
      @MarvinPowell1 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +74

      It's technically not even true, because of animals and modern Disney writers.

    • @drakegrandx5914
      @drakegrandx5914 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      ​@@MarvinPowell1What does Disney have to do with DC?

    • @xSilentZeroXx
      @xSilentZeroXx 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      @@drakegrandx5914 What do animals have to do with DC?

  • @benfarrar741
    @benfarrar741 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6701

    One time, Green Lantern was fighting a villain with fire powers. He made a green bubble around the villain. The villain tried to blast through it with his fire powers. But ten seconds later, he had passed out from lack of oxygen.

    • @huzaifahahmed4303
      @huzaifahahmed4303 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +711

      "It's a really good bubble." -John Stuart

    • @KingOfElectricNinjas
      @KingOfElectricNinjas 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +695

      Considering Green Lanterns travel through space all the time and often bring friends with them, making an airtight bubble seems like one of the first things they learn.

    • @AveSicarius
      @AveSicarius 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +211

      ​@@KingOfElectricNinjas
      How do they create more oxygen though? Plus if they can create Oxygen, they can likely deconstruct it to, or just remove it from the bubble.
      There you go, instant incapacitation of pretty much anyone who is reliant on oxygen and can't just live on photosynthesis or some shit like Superman (who is apparently immune to the vacuum of space).
      You could just create a vacuum bubble and now your opponent will go unconscious extremely quickly while being unable to do anything unless they can break out of the bubble, and you could simply layer the bubbles or setup traps outside of it.
      Honestly the GL ring is absolutely busted if use appropriately, but this is a universe with Superman who is a literal plot device that is as strong as he needs to be at any moment and can somehow travel massively faster than light (while still knowing what's going on) and punch holes in the universe with magic photosynthesis powers, so I guess being super OP is necessary?

    • @kappadarwin9476
      @kappadarwin9476 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +165

      @@AveSicarius I think their ring provides the oxygen for them. If I remember GLs had to go through the anti-matter universe as part of a trial. John Stewart told the other members that they were positive matter in an anti-matter universe and it was his ring keeping them from making contact with said verse if they made contact they would basically explode. So GL can create universal barriers around themselves and others.

    • @Uncoool_Loser
      @Uncoool_Loser 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

      Well the difference with the fire users is that fire uses up oxygen to burn, so the bubble runs out way faster in that case.

  • @alansmithee419
    @alansmithee419 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +610

    "Everyone here has imagination, it comes bundled with your consciousness."
    Superman just spitting facts and getting ignored.

    • @adamofblastworks1517
      @adamofblastworks1517 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Aphantasia is a condition where people afflicted by it can't imagine things visually and/or audibly, so there are some people who really couldn't use the ring.

    • @alansmithee419
      @alansmithee419 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      @@adamofblastworks1517
      Does the ring require visual imagination? Or just any imagination? Because everyone has an imagination (unless they're like, comatose), just not necessarily the ability to directly picture things.
      Side note: there's also an auditory equivalent to aphantasia where people have no "inner voice."

    • @BlizzardofOze
      @BlizzardofOze หลายเดือนก่อน

      Part of the ring's functionality is needing to be able to see to make your constructs. ​@@alansmithee419

    • @Arandomhunter
      @Arandomhunter หลายเดือนก่อน

      “Everybody has imagination dipshit, it came free with your fucking consciousness.”
      “I have the oldest consciousness known go man.”

    • @thefattertheratter45
      @thefattertheratter45 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      "Not me, I have the oldest consciousness known to man."

  • @darkwizard5970
    @darkwizard5970 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6026

    Maybe the ring just chooses people who don't break the power scaling of the universe

    • @Alwayz114
      @Alwayz114 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +958

      The Ring looks for that perfect Goldilocks zone of creativity. Not so little that the ring would be useful, but not too much where shit gets fucky

    • @leiferikson850
      @leiferikson850 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +240

      @@Alwayz114 new headcanon acchieved!

    • @Metal_Mayhem2024
      @Metal_Mayhem2024 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

      If that's the case, please explain Sinestro then

    • @Vox-Multis
      @Vox-Multis 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +268

      @@Metal_Mayhem2024 Some rings have better judgment than others?

    • @jareththegoblinking3191
      @jareththegoblinking3191 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      Well the ring will definitely not choose me then

  • @trolleymouse
    @trolleymouse 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5613

    "Did you know I can split atoms with this thing? Doesn't even take much energy, just concentration." -- Kyle Rayner, explaining why a genuine genocidal misanthrope being given Sinestro's yellow ring is a bad thing.

    • @sr.favopossodeixarvaziosim4595
      @sr.favopossodeixarvaziosim4595 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +469

      Ohohohoohoh OH YEAH I remember that one! Alexander Nero! Really wish he came back! That dude was a MASSIVE threat, because the ring is limited by your imagination and restraint, and that guy was insane and had zero restraints.
      The one where a single guy with a power ring was so scary, Kyle Rayner literally called on the JLA for a collective beatdown on this dude. Literally the entire Justice League trying to stop this guy because as long as he had a ring, it was a countdown until every single person on Terra died screaming horribly.

    • @brainstormsurge154
      @brainstormsurge154 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +111

      I mean, why not just take a rock and turn it into a sun by making it go through fusion. Or go further and make it a black hole. Or make a small sun that goes supernova and direct the gamma ray burst. Or maybe just imagine shooting a gamma ray burst.
      Imagine him just going around vacuuming up existential threats with a green black hole and after he's done he can check out the nanoscopic remains.

    • @girlbuu9403
      @girlbuu9403 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +284

      "You can't just go cubing everyone. Things will get out of hand man. Like, can you imagine if I cubed a Yellow Lantern? You know what else they're called? The Sinestro Corps. Then next time we fight him suddenly big yellow cubes start exploding out of all your heads. You do NOT want the gloves off on these things." I feel like that could have been a compelling argument in the video.

    • @christianboehlefeld5168
      @christianboehlefeld5168 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +78

      "The hard part is containing the blast. But if you weren't worried about that..." The look on Guy's face was all, yeah, we Lanterns were all kinds of the sh*t.

    • @LuizAlexPhoenix
      @LuizAlexPhoenix 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      ​@@brainstormsurge154 If we are going like that, it's probably easier to throw fuel at the star, maybe accelerate the asteroid belt near to light speed and crash it against Earth to keep everyone busy while you create your own black hole. Odds considered, a couple relativistic kill missiles would be enough to shatter Earth completely. Only time travel would be able to stop it, but no one on Earth left so...

  • @Thelongestshrimp
    @Thelongestshrimp หลายเดือนก่อน +83

    1:00 everyone's got a rock limit

    • @thepumpkinman9009
      @thepumpkinman9009 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I mean yeah everything has a rock limit

    • @late_night_club
      @late_night_club 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      * *rock debate* *

  • @themerrymaker7144
    @themerrymaker7144 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2874

    Fun fact: when abin sur was dying, it was between Guy gardner and hal jordan. Hal was picked because he was closer. So, by all means, Hal was the fuel efficient option

    • @stevenscott2136
      @stevenscott2136 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +457

      I imagine the ring was like that scene in Star Trek: Strange New Worlds, where Spock had to pick one asteroid to shoot at, and he brain-locked because there was no "logical" reason to prefer one or the other.
      "Um... two guys, both equal willpower... both equal imagination... same age... same physical condition... (warning: processors overloading)... same SAT scores... same number of traffic tickets... (critical temperature imminent!)... same blood sugar measurement..."

    • @maskedredstonerproz
      @maskedredstonerproz 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

      guy gardner still became a lantern

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Red ain't the new green @stoner lol

    • @jonlavigne3270
      @jonlavigne3270 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      Guy was also in a coma, so there's that.

    • @jakebennett9130
      @jakebennett9130 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      @@favoritemustard3542 guy gardner canonically wears red and green ring (sometimes at the same time)

  • @bigyoshi5170
    @bigyoshi5170 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4920

    Green Lantern’s only limitation when it comes to his power is his own imagination…and ninety percent of the time all he constructs is walls and laser beams. Can we get a new Green Lantern please?

    • @ericx6969
      @ericx6969 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      hypothetically the strongest green lantern would have will power to be able use mobius chair without issue

    • @TydePod16
      @TydePod16 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The recruitment agents for the corps must suck, I mean, they hired a freaking squirrel. Squirrels have the imagination of a mentally handicapped 3 year old.

    • @Drunk4ftTallMidget
      @Drunk4ftTallMidget 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Man could imagine the cure for Cancer, Leprosy, AIDS, Ebola, and snake/black widow venom but he wastes it all on GREEN WALLS.

    • @GamesFromSpace
      @GamesFromSpace 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +747

      The first time a Green Lantern with a *good* imagination watches DBZ, the world ends. Unimaginative idiots make the safest green lanterns.

    • @GrugGangGrugGang
      @GrugGangGrugGang 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +545

      That's exactly why we got John Stewart(an Engineer), and Kyle Rayner(an Artist). Also why Hal Jordan isn't considered particularly good at his job in comparison to those two.

  • @birdfish86
    @birdfish86 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +349

    Batman: "I like were this conversation going." 😂

    • @Jaummerjuice
      @Jaummerjuice 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      where*

    • @eskewroberts7663
      @eskewroberts7663 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Was looking for this comment😂

    • @Jaummerjuice
      @Jaummerjuice 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@eskewroberts7663 Honestly I forgot the context of this video so...... AYO???? 🤨📸

  • @CtrlAltRestore
    @CtrlAltRestore 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1740

    "I think he's just talking about threats to the universe, not little Timmy throwing rocks at windows" had me dying 💀

    • @airplanes_aren.t_real
      @airplanes_aren.t_real 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +112

      I love that this single statement could have prevented like 90% of the injustice timeline

    • @MegaKnight2012
      @MegaKnight2012 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Right there sums up why superheroes should off some supervillains

    • @S1mply_Gr4y
      @S1mply_Gr4y 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      Little Timmy when Justice Lord Green Lantern cuts his hands off and mails them to his parents (he was loitering on his neighbor's lawn)

    • @lordofthehawks
      @lordofthehawks 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      It’s along the same lines as the bat (insert multiversal destroying tool) you know the evil bat concicous transmitter that transferred a evil version of Batman into doctor manhattan and he used that power to almost destroy the Omni verse.

    • @sr.favopossodeixarvaziosim4595
      @sr.favopossodeixarvaziosim4595 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      But Timmy is such a menace

  • @brenlc1412
    @brenlc1412 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +896

    0:30 This is the equivalent of Squidward asking “Why must every 11 minutes of my life be filled with misery?!”

    • @nameistanya
      @nameistanya 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +79

      Wait this comment just made me understand the joke in the episode where Spongebob goes to live with the jellyfish
      Sandy: "I give it 2 weeks."
      Squidward: "I give it 11 minutes."
      IT WAS ABOUT EPISODE LENGTH ALL ALONG

    • @camward9293
      @camward9293 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      @@nameistanya Or when Spongebob wraps up the story of how he lost his nametag and the waitress at the diner looks at her watch and is like, "you managed to kill 11 minutes."

  • @michel0dy
    @michel0dy 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +294

    "Everyone's got a rock limit"
    I had to pause to catch my breath again

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Good old rock. Nothing beats that.

    • @Marvelfanatic3658
      @Marvelfanatic3658 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Uhh good for you?

  • @dazzlethestar151
    @dazzlethestar151 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +653

    "Well I can't just go around cubing everyone."
    -Green Lantern, 2024.

    • @spk1121
      @spk1121 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Picasso: 😔

  • @DW9427
    @DW9427 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1000

    "Everyone here has imagination, it comes bundled with your consciousness."
    This is honestly such a great line and should not be as underrated as it is.

    • @RoseMurphyreal
      @RoseMurphyreal 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

      YOU HAVE AN IMAGINATION, IT CAME FREE WITH YOUR FUCKING CONSCIOUSNESS

    • @strawberrypupper897
      @strawberrypupper897 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      @@RoseMurphyreal I have the oldest consciousness known to man.

    • @djk1288
      @djk1288 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@strawberrypupper897No you don't, I got mine on Day 1

    • @buwayayay1502
      @buwayayay1502 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      @@strawberrypupper897 NO YOU DON'T I GOT MINE ON DAY ONE

    • @ShivShrike
      @ShivShrike 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      But some people use their imagination better

  • @microwave512
    @microwave512 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +104

    0:29 the fact that he says this with 3 minutes left of the video is gold

  • @Rantandum
    @Rantandum 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1056

    There was a Superfriends episode where Green Lantern used the ring to grow up to about 200 feet tall. No constructs or anything, he just used the ring and grew bigger. Managed to chase off the ENTIRE Legion of Doom, too. He's completely busted in that show.

    • @christianboehlefeld5168
      @christianboehlefeld5168 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +103

      One comic has an alien girl age herself about a decade because she had a crush on Hal that he didn't reciprocate due to her age. Once she aged up things were a go.

    • @jimfortnite7810
      @jimfortnite7810 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +82

      @@christianboehlefeld5168 using that R Kelly magic

    • @edmardisla8492
      @edmardisla8492 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      _That's why I insist the Super Friends would NOT die that easily._

    • @Elliandr
      @Elliandr 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      ​@@christianboehlefeld5168 wait, wouldn't she still be too young chronilogically? I mean, I don't know how old she was, but assuming she was 8 years old before she aged herself up a decade she'd have the body of an 18 year old, but it would still have been 8 years since her birth and she'd still have the mind of an 8 year old, so why was he cool with that? At that point it just seems like he doesn't care how old a girl is as long as she's big enough in the chest.
      Although now that makes me wonder about the implications of other scenarios. If an 8 year old got into a cryopod for 10 years she'd be 18 years old, so is she legal or not?
      What about the girl from Invincible who was 21 before she started to de-age and now looks like she's 8. Is she legal because of the years since her birth or a child because of her appearance?
      Now that I really think about it, in the animated series "Young Justice" the adult heroes had a series discussion about consent because Superboy was a clone of around a year old having the body of an adult and an intimate relationship with Miss Martian that involved shape shifting into various adult female heroes as a form of foreplay. Is he, as a one year old, legal just because his biological aging was accellerated?

    • @blucheavy3282
      @blucheavy3282 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      @@Elliandri feel like on the deaging one it would be still legal but anyone who was attracted to her is probably sketchy

  • @bigpoggers6507
    @bigpoggers6507 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3682

    Never forget that Batman once fucked with Green Lantern via painting himself, Robin, and an entire fucking room yellow, with chairs he painted yellow, while drinking lemonade.

    • @SirsasthNigam.
      @SirsasthNigam. 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +414

      that was hated All Star Batman & Robin
      #1 on Watchmojo 's 10 DC comics moments that made fans Rage quit

    • @thegodofalldragons
      @thegodofalldragons 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +397

      I would add that this was from the Frank Miller continuity, which is basically the DC Universe on crack.

    • @TheVincenzoGaming
      @TheVincenzoGaming 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +283

      it's wasn't just 'Batman' it was THE GODDAMN BATMAN

    • @kbbd6999
      @kbbd6999 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +376

      ​@@thegodofalldragonsI like if I remember correctly that specific version of Batman has a villain wiki page because of how shitty he is

    • @MasterCode86
      @MasterCode86 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +119

      We do no talk about that comic...

  • @TheBlackSeraph
    @TheBlackSeraph 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

    'I have the strongest will of any Green Lantern in the corps'
    commits genocide.

  • @AreUOkAnnie
    @AreUOkAnnie 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +484

    I liked that Flash still hugged Green Lantern despite what was happening lol 2:59

  • @roaringthunder115
    @roaringthunder115 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +285

    Meanwhile at the legion of Doom
    Sinestro:Alright, so I can make anything, but it has to cause fear.
    Lex Luthor:I fear defeating Superman!
    Sinestro:That’s not how it works.

    • @williamdaviddiazcuchimaque7511
      @williamdaviddiazcuchimaque7511 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      Atrocitus: el mío es con ira
      Luthor: bien yo odio a Superman
      Atrocitus: 😑

    • @birdmcturd1626
      @birdmcturd1626 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I mean,wouldn’t any superhero’s fear be losing and more innocent people being hurt?

    • @themanysirs1814
      @themanysirs1814 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      tsk tsk tsk Sinestro. Such limited imagination.

  • @themelancholyofgay3543
    @themelancholyofgay3543 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

    2:36 bro, that's terrifying

    • @_TheGreenCode_
      @_TheGreenCode_ 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Green Lantern as a villain is a horrifying thought…

    • @damkylan3
      @damkylan3 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@_TheGreenCode_Well, he did genocide the Green Lanterns that one time he went insane…

  • @njivwathomassilavwe2056
    @njivwathomassilavwe2056 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2195

    Your weakness is the color yellow. You could be killed with a number 2 pencil. Batman would be too good as a green lantern

    • @adriansgaminguniverse4951
      @adriansgaminguniverse4951 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You would have to kill him with the outer shavings since the inside is brown

    • @TydePod16
      @TydePod16 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +116

      Just some random dude with a mustard gun could take him out

    • @stigmaoftherose
      @stigmaoftherose 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +145

      There are many versions of the Justice League, including one of the animated movie universes where he keeps a green lantern ring in his belt just in case.
      Also, the number 2 pencil joke is making fun of the fact that his weakness used to be wood. So yellow and wood defeat him across all versions, aka the pencil.

    • @SourAttmoz
      @SourAttmoz 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Serperior fan

    • @letsget100subswithoutconte4
      @letsget100subswithoutconte4 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They fixed that

  • @SavantPete
    @SavantPete 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +538

    Everyone glazing Batman
    Batman: I like where this conversation is going

    • @LordTyph
      @LordTyph 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Batman after seeing the dark timelines: ...Never mind, this conversation sucks.

    • @SavantPete
      @SavantPete 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@LordTyph Oh yeah the Green lantern Batman that went evil. It's origin is pretty cool but I didn't like his design

    • @LordTyph
      @LordTyph 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @SavantPete yeah, the joke was that it's arguably a corruption of the whole 'batman would be the best Green Lantern' thing. Debate the quality if you want, it still does exist and we have to deal with it (until the inevitable recon, anyway).

    • @edwxx20001
      @edwxx20001 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@SavantPete Didn't he get his ring right after his parents died, and then when the guardians tried to take it he said no, but like with alot of willpower, like a batman level of willpower? thats why batman dosen't get a ring, he has enough willpower to break it.

    • @normaleverydayman7004
      @normaleverydayman7004 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      For this one i kinda agree
      Batman check list everything human can do, he more than qualified for any superpower

  • @theannouncer5538
    @theannouncer5538 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    1:22 flash glazing

    • @ThatAnimeFan-nt4pu
      @ThatAnimeFan-nt4pu หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      "I like where this conversation is going"

    • @YuvMGaming
      @YuvMGaming หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I mean in that one comic where Batman got a ring his will was so strong it overpowered the rings program

  • @chugiakjrtheplaywwright6461
    @chugiakjrtheplaywwright6461 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +390

    Originally during the early silver age, the green lantern ring could basically do whatever the writer wanted it to, from creating life, to telekinetically puppetering people's bodies, to accessing other dimensions, but came with the weaknesses that it couldn't effect anything that was the color yellow in anyway. One of the most absurd situations Hal found himself in was when a bunch of mobsters were working with a toymaker that would make gadgets to help with crime. The toymaker had a special machine that bathed the hideout in "invisible yellow radiation" that would kill a normal person in seconds (the mobsters had special necklaces that shielded them from the radiation) meaning Hal couldn't just go in and capture the mobsters. Instead of doing something reasonable like luring the mobsters out or breaking the machine, Hal decided to use the Green Lantern ring to alter his body on a molecule level to become a robot immune to radiation so that he can go into the hideout and fist fight the mobsters. Later stories would retcon/dial-back the green lantern ring to mostly using the hard-light constructs people are familiar with, but in return removed the weakness to yellow.

    • @l0sts0ul89
      @l0sts0ul89 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      And now it can just do anything again right?

    • @collectiusindefinitus6935
      @collectiusindefinitus6935 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

      How is the radiation invisible if it’s yellow. Isn’t yellow visible radiation?

    • @mannuuftfdr2
      @mannuuftfdr2 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      @@collectiusindefinitus6935 its just an invisible yellow

    • @maythesciencebewithyou
      @maythesciencebewithyou 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@mannuuftfdr2 There is no such thing as an invisible yellow

    • @AdorianDelmore
      @AdorianDelmore 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      So everyone in simpsons is broken, got it. 😂

  • @juliandavidbeltranquintero2872
    @juliandavidbeltranquintero2872 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +486

    -If someone stronger and smarter than you, like Batman, found the ring, wouldn't that make him a better Green Lantern?
    -I like where this conversation is going.
    I loved that exchange, Flash casually complimenting Batman and Bruce taking the compliment without bragging about it.

    • @dmgroberts5471
      @dmgroberts5471 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Isn't there a "What if" type comic where Batman gets a Green Lantern Ring and goes a little mad with power?
      Or was that just a meme?

    • @Bibochan18
      @Bibochan18 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      That was in the Dark Nights Metal series, his will overpowered the ring and he started using it for evil. He went by Dawnbreaker. He was also a yellow lantern in GL#17 and Forever Evil.

    • @dmgroberts5471
      @dmgroberts5471 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Bibochan18 Damn, the Bat as a _Yellow_ Lantern? Jesus.

    • @dr.blockcraft6633
      @dr.blockcraft6633 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@dmgroberts5471 He was Also a White lantern, And a Black lantern For a Bit.

    • @vezzel6116
      @vezzel6116 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@dmgroberts5471That one made sense and I liked it, because of the fear-based stuff and all that.

  • @CinemaChameleon-y9v
    @CinemaChameleon-y9v 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

    "Can Green Lantern create a rock so heavy he cannot lift it?"

    • @DanielRossellSolanes
      @DanielRossellSolanes 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      yes.
      but he can also create a crane powerful enough to lift that rock.
      if you meant "a rock so heavy that it's impossible to lift" it, then the answer is no.

    • @tionarry
      @tionarry 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      The green lantern paradox 😅😅

  • @Toxic_G1
    @Toxic_G1 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +341

    My favorite Green Lantern tidbit was when John Stewart turned into a kid during the Justice League cartoon and his constucts were based off of kids' toys and objects since he now had the creative outlook of a child

    • @jiggusfiggus
      @jiggusfiggus 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

      Or how he'd stall making anything cause he couldn't decide what to do. I'm guessing young john had a bit of adhd.

    • @stevenscott2136
      @stevenscott2136 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      ​@@jiggusfiggus Maybe he joined the Marines because someone told him it would teach him self-discipline.

    • @ninjalectualx
      @ninjalectualx 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Was this before or after he started hosting the Daily Show?

    • @kappadarwin9476
      @kappadarwin9476 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@jiggusfiggus That does sound like a good weakness for a GL. OK I'll make a sword to take down this monster but what kind of sword? I'd be so wrapped up in thinking about the sword.

    • @Kshandamion
      @Kshandamion 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      It was also the writers' way of admitting/addressing how they'd been doing him dirty by having just making the generic walls and beams when Stewart, as a former Marine sniper and *architect,* is one of THE most distinctly creative and detailed Lanterns around. It was the equivalent of having Frank Lloyd Wright draw box-shaped houses like a kindergartener, so after becoming an adult again, they make it a point that he learned from the experience and makes more creative constructs from then on.
      Other fun facts: Stewart in the comics *does* do some of the disturbing things Jordan says here like create *kryptonite* down to the isotopic level, knock out an alien by blocking the oxygen from reaching its brain and nearly recreated an entire solar system and only failed to do so because he *broke the ring's limit with his willpower.* The Green Lantern rings, alone really are some of the most broken shit in comics.

  • @valmid5069
    @valmid5069 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +146

    “Look I don’t mean to start a 2-3 min comical conversation about this subject”
    *An average hilarious Solid JJ video in a nutshell lol*

  • @TheMuffinMan4729
    @TheMuffinMan4729 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    0:29
    “Look I don’t mean to start a 2-3 minute comical conversation about this topic”
    *Proceeds to do just that*

    • @ytbvdshrtnr
      @ytbvdshrtnr 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And we're so glad he did

  • @milkiassamuel780
    @milkiassamuel780 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +151

    2:36 sounds like Hal is entering his Parallax villain arc.
    Honestly Green Lanterns powers are insanely OP when you think about especially when characters like Kyle Rayner have created entire galaxys form his power ring. I'm pretty sure Hal in the newest comics can create actual living creatures and animals out of his ring

    • @abiodunsulaiman2297
      @abiodunsulaiman2297 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Tbf I think hal's still using his manhunter amped ring

    • @Sky2023-uf3ip
      @Sky2023-uf3ip 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      You know,taking into account several things:I'm really starting to believe that Hal actually corrupted Parallax,not the other way around
      (Example:The Arisa Incident)

    • @RejectHumanityReturn2Monke
      @RejectHumanityReturn2Monke 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Hal was the first GL to create life when he reconstructed his entire city and the 7 million people that died. He was reprimanded by the guardians since creating life was taboo, then this prompted the biggest Green Lantern event ever, Emerald Twilight (early 90s), where Hal killed and destroyed the Green Lantern Corps. The aftermath of this brought us Hal/Parallax and Kyle Rayner.

    • @abiodunsulaiman2297
      @abiodunsulaiman2297 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@Sky2023-uf3ip even space tentacle creatures that are the embodiment of fear respect the age of consent

    • @jareththegoblinking3191
      @jareththegoblinking3191 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      HES BAAAACK!

  • @gerlofsdonia4522
    @gerlofsdonia4522 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +555

    Meanwhile at the LEGION OF DOOM!
    Luthor: "So if yellow is Green Lantern's weakness, why do you keep losing to him?"
    Sinestro: "If kryptonite is Superman's weakness, why do you keep losing to him? Heh, you see? Not so funny when I do it to you, is it!"
    Luthor: "I'm not a kryptonite vending machine, and getting just one rock costs me a fortune or a lot of dead minions. You're literally a living cheese generator with almost an infinite supply of freaking cheddar."
    Brainiac: "He could suffocate the guy in a grilled cheese sandwich if he wanted to."
    Sinestro: "J-Just leave me alone, alright."

    • @ManFromThePits
      @ManFromThePits 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Grilled cheese sandwich had me dying!

    • @fuckthisstupidasshandleshit
      @fuckthisstupidasshandleshit 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Because it isn't a weakness.

    • @MegaKnight2012
      @MegaKnight2012 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      Why is Kryptonite so expensive? One guy calculated there was enough kryptonite on Earth to fill up the red sun of Krypton.

    • @Bluesit32
      @Bluesit32 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      ​@@MegaKnight2012Yeah, but it's actually hard to find all the chunks.

    • @WilliamWizer-x3m
      @WilliamWizer-x3m 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      it's a good point. just trap the green lantern inside a yellow cube made with the yellow ring.
      done. the green lantern got f*cked up.
      unless superman/batman/author rescues him.

  • @jp3813
    @jp3813 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +94

    Psylocke's powers are basically a nerfed version of Green Lantern's.

    • @Fordo007
      @Fordo007 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      She becomes a Star Sapphire and literally nothing changes

    • @SirsasthNigam.
      @SirsasthNigam. 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Psylocke
      Weaknesses
      Lack of Skill: Having been imbued with huge telekinetic powers later in her career as an adventurer, Braddock struggled to exhibit fine control over her abilities. Although her power levels were high enough to destroy mountains, she found herself facing difficulties in telekinetically affecting smaller objects for more delicate tricks.[313] It is not clear if Braddock still has limitations concerning her fine telekinetic control.
      Telepathy / Telekinesis Balance: The strength and stability of Braddock's telepathic and telekinetic powers is said to depend on how much she is using the other, since using both at once makes it hard for her to focus and lowers the level of power.[329]

    • @vacion610
      @vacion610 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@SirsasthNigam. Kwannon

    • @jonathonspears7736
      @jonathonspears7736 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Yeah, but Psylocke is hot. That's all we need.

    • @spacevagabond4017
      @spacevagabond4017 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      You also have Susan Storm, The Invisible Woman, with her forcefields.
      She has indestructible force fields that can be molded into different, albeit mostly simple shapes with her mind. Also the force fields can sometimes be invisible too, terrifyingly enough, and they also can negate telekinesis bypassing them… somehow. The only weakness is MAYBE some mental strain, and even that’s a weakness usually written out or overcome in the comics.
      Again, she can’t make complex objects like, say, a gun, but similar to the T-1000, simple things like knives and stabbing weapons are on the table and highly effective. Plus, since they’re indestructible and even their movement can be controlled, she hypothetically could make a “bullet” of sorts.
      Also, to get it out of the way: Hal and them suggesting he could make constructs inside people can also be done by Sue. She’s split Deadpool’s head open and has said she could make a force field in Wolverine’s veins or airways, meaning she could possibly put him down permanently-Logan himself has even said Sue scares the crap out of him.

  • @cryingeagle3
    @cryingeagle3 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +983

    I will never forget the movie where Batman just steals the ring off his finger

    • @desertfox55
      @desertfox55 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +176

      he did that with prep-time

    • @kolper6799
      @kolper6799 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No we got edgy batman wit a stupidest name possible.
      I already can hear snorkly idiot writing down a scrip that have "but what would 'Batman who laughs' ment" line somewhere in it.

    • @stolenheart1760
      @stolenheart1760 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +109

      Wasn't that the same movie he got jumped by 2 parademons 😂

    • @shadowsonicsilver6
      @shadowsonicsilver6 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      @@stolenheart1760 Justice League War.

    • @KissedByFire16
      @KissedByFire16 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      What's this do?

  • @kasbakgaming
    @kasbakgaming 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +674

    "But seriously I can't feel my legs."
    So I take it this is the Christopher Reeve Superman?

    • @Cludnugget
      @Cludnugget 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +72

      Had to scroll down surprisingly far to find someone who referenced that reference 😂

    • @mr_ceiling7231
      @mr_ceiling7231 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      BRUHHHH

    • @adimark42
      @adimark42 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Wild and funny lmao + RIP legend

    • @markuhler2664
      @markuhler2664 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Ooof.

    • @El_Omar2203
      @El_Omar2203 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      Someone seems to also got that dark sense of humor Superman adquired lmao

  • @Lampentinic
    @Lampentinic หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    1:41 Green Lantern: Uhh... yes. Let's go with that.
    Superman: You didn't seem to have the willpower to fight off the impulse to kiss that underage alien girl you work with 🤷‍♂
    Green Lantern: Oh no, I had the willpower, Superman, I just didn't care.
    Batman: ...Okay, so all in favor of booting Hal out of the League?

  • @Merlin_Ambrosius
    @Merlin_Ambrosius 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +95

    “Yeah here’s my suggestion make a suggestion box with your ring.” Absolutely hilarious.

    • @l0sts0ul89
      @l0sts0ul89 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Honestly i would wanna do that

  • @Doddleproductions
    @Doddleproductions 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +931

    MEANWHILE at the legion of DOOOOM!

    • @Awssom
      @Awssom 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      I'm here to see DOOM

    • @epictoe7179
      @epictoe7179 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +79

      MEANWHILE at the KFC and taco bell combination

    • @jonmercano1138
      @jonmercano1138 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I didn’t even finish my thought!

    • @robertjc222
      @robertjc222 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

      "can you explain how your power works"-luthor
      "is it really just fear" - cheetah
      "yes" - sinestro
      MEANWHILE AT THE HALL OF JUSTICE

    • @DrD0000M
      @DrD0000M 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@Awssom Oh, hello!

  • @moonrock115
    @moonrock115 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    One of the most bonkers thing I remember Hal doing in the comics was somehow turning his entire body into pure willpower while he was dead, forging a new ring from said willpower and then pretty much fight off nearly the entirety of the Sinestro Corps and Sinestro himself - who absorbed Parallax and was being boosted by the fear of thousands of tortured innocents.
    He self detonated his entire being with enough power to blow up Warworld, which in of itself is WILD.

  • @Godzilla_Beast_of_Revelation
    @Godzilla_Beast_of_Revelation 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1957

    Green Lantern: I can picture a small pair of scissors
    Every Death Battle fan: "Internal screaming"
    Edit: WTF have I done💀💀💀

    • @A.Z.296
      @A.Z.296 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I swear, that figh was such bullshit
      HE CHANGED INTO THE RIGHT MONSTER WHILE HOLDING A BOMB THAT COULD END THE UNIVERSE, A PAIR OF SCISSORS SHOULD NOT HAVE FUCKING WORKED IN THE SLIGHTEST

    • @mr.x991
      @mr.x991 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +109

      Still not enough to defeat a COSMIC GOD

    • @LEGONERD06
      @LEGONERD06 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +131

      Yeah that was just complete idiotic bullshit

    • @DonPatch
      @DonPatch 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +70

      Just give it some 'time'

    • @stm7810
      @stm7810 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

      Like it was stated in the show, hell it was litterally tried with a big plasma axe.

  • @chriscanul4075
    @chriscanul4075 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +186

    I was literally just arguing with a friend how crazy OP Green Lantern is

    • @BearthatBaresFoodinBelly
      @BearthatBaresFoodinBelly 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Honestly between him, superman, and the Flash, he's the least OP. Ex Flash can move faster than a human can think so GL is down before he can make a construct. (That's just the beginning of how OP the Flash is)
      I love how DC rebooted everything with new 52 but didn't give heroes more manageable power scales.

    • @kappadarwin9476
      @kappadarwin9476 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@BearthatBaresFoodinBelly Yeah but Green Lantern can make his thoughts reality. The whole making a pain killer and then just taking it. Is so broken when you really think about it.

    • @ContagiousSponge
      @ContagiousSponge 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@BearthatBaresFoodinBelly What about Aquaman?

    • @BearthatBaresFoodinBelly
      @BearthatBaresFoodinBelly 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@kappadarwin9476 that was from a silver age comic. Currently they have to actually understand the composition of what they're creating for GL to make Kryptonite (Martian Manhunter telepathy for chemical comp, which is still fucking stupid because lantern constructs are made of fucking hard light, how do you digest a pill made of fucking light). So outside of manhunter magic, GL is getting smacked by Supes.
      Even still Barry is punching him before he does anything. And you want OP, read up on Captain Cold and his cold field nonsense.
      All of the above is why I don't read comics.

    • @clashcon11
      @clashcon11 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Batman with it's plot armor.

  • @lukeskywalker81160
    @lukeskywalker81160 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

    1:02 *rock debate* killed me.

    • @thedudewithasanspfp
      @thedudewithasanspfp 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      And it might kill Superman too.

    • @Abakato
      @Abakato 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      "so what's everyone's opinion on Journey? Rock or Jam Band?"
      **conversation spirals**

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Good old rock. Nothing beats that.

    • @MegaManXPoweredUp
      @MegaManXPoweredUp 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@davidwuhrer6704Except paper.

    • @Thelegoman747
      @Thelegoman747 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Everyone has a rock limit, that's undeniable

  • @UnprofessionalGenius
    @UnprofessionalGenius 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +182

    0:17 the notebook 😭

    • @ninjanate5018
      @ninjanate5018 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      He finna update the contingency plans

    • @Unknown-oj8ul
      @Unknown-oj8ul 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Stay strapped

  • @Pillow5816
    @Pillow5816 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4164

    Fun fact: If the Green Lantern walked into my room, he'd be completely powerless.
    Edit: I was not expecting anyone to actually see this; I can't tell you what I was thinking. 💀💀

    • @DARKWHISPERER-ze8lo
      @DARKWHISPERER-ze8lo 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +99

      Why's that

    • @RogueCheepSheep
      @RogueCheepSheep 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1429

      You lined your walls, floor, and furnitures in piss?

    • @cross2837
      @cross2837 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +476

      ​@@DARKWHISPERER-ze8loyellow

    • @mattp2557
      @mattp2557 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +210

      Is your room Yellow by any chance 😂

    • @ThattOneGuy
      @ThattOneGuy 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +89

      @@DARKWHISPERER-ze8lo cuz its yellow

  • @Barbaroossa
    @Barbaroossa 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    "But seriously, I can't feel my legs." - fucking hell, I nearly pissed my pants laughing at this

  • @O.D25
    @O.D25 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +74

    Fun fact, originally when the Previous Green Lantern died while landing on earth the Power Ring had to choose the most Will powered person in the area as soon as possible.
    It detected both the Pilot Hal Jordan and the Teacher Guy Gardner, but went with Hal because he was Closer.
    So in other words, Hal Jordan being Green Lantern only depended on the Ring having it more convenient that way.

    • @NRSGuardian
      @NRSGuardian 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lazy ass ring.

    • @sr.favopossodeixarvaziosim4595
      @sr.favopossodeixarvaziosim4595 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      And Guy made sure to spend like a decade telling everyone that the only reason Hal is Green Lantern was because Hal was closer

    • @christianboehlefeld5168
      @christianboehlefeld5168 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      And there is at least one story where it was going to go to Superman before realizing he was from a different sector of space and wasn't eligible to be the GL for space sector 2814.

  • @hunn20004
    @hunn20004 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

    1:28 "Everyone has imagination"
    Now superman.... you'd think that normally wouldn't you...BUT APPARENTLY, there are people incapable of picturing an apple, then turning it in their mind...much less imagining the cross section, with a little apple worm in it.

    • @matthewgagnon9426
      @matthewgagnon9426 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      That doesn't mean they can't imagine things, it just means they can't picture it in their head.

    • @jayjaydeth
      @jayjaydeth 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@matthewgagnon9426 .......
      >Googles
      "the act or power of forming a mental image of something not present to the senses or never before wholly perceived in reality"
      So was that meant to be a joke, or...?

    • @hunn20004
      @hunn20004 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@matthewgagnon9426 This sounds like a line out of the video. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Skeletons_Riding_Ostriches
      @Skeletons_Riding_Ostriches 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I mean, how mathematically symmetric is this apple? In which direction is it turning?
      Now YOU imagine a perfect sphere rotating in a universe where there's equal light coming from all directions and no other things to cast shadows.

    • @hunn20004
      @hunn20004 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Skeletons_Riding_Ostriches
      I just realized...my mind has raytracing too...

  • @NMIT1P
    @NMIT1P 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +97

    3:19- same thing as green apple. I'll put money on it. If someone tests it, tests the original ones before this date. 8-30-2024. Anything after will not count.

    • @DaniFewell
      @DaniFewell 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Bepis

    • @AlkalineSphere
      @AlkalineSphere 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      i tested it and can confirm that green apple is sweet and sour apple is sour

  • @ComposedSage75
    @ComposedSage75 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +162

    Batman taking notes on Green Lantern’s powers in the beginning was hilarious 😂 Also, now that I think about it, that does seem like Hal found an alien and just took the ring for himself the way he described it 😂

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Batman is gonna add it to that "How-To Eliminate JIC" file he keeps 😂

    • @bearerofbadnews1375
      @bearerofbadnews1375 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He’s planning his contingency’s for Green Lantern. Which will later be stolen by Vandal Savage or Ra’as Al Ghul.

    • @edwxx20001
      @edwxx20001 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@favoritemustard3542 Hopefully he never has to use it! His plan to beat GL in the comics was something to do with hypnosis to make him think he was blind.

    • @michealfoster4411
      @michealfoster4411 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@edwxx20001it quite literally make Kyle think he is blind so his ring would make him blind until he turns the ring off. That was it. 😂

    • @edwxx20001
      @edwxx20001 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@michealfoster4411 so if you are a green lantern, and you imagine you are blind, you are blind, that's crazy!

  • @AngelOfNoMercy
    @AngelOfNoMercy 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +404

    @1:10 Ben 10's backstory be like:

    • @Bertiboy
      @Bertiboy 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +81

      It’s crazy how true this is as well. The Omnitrix saw Ben, checked his DNA and said ‘y’know what, close enough to Max. This one’ll do I suppose’

    • @Kshandamion
      @Kshandamion 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      @@Bertiboy An then a "What If" episode showed *Gwen* getting it instead and turns out to be better at it then Ben. It really is just the dumbest luck that Ben stumbled upon it first.

    • @GhaniPulangDariSawah
      @GhaniPulangDariSawah 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Tbf he didn't see Vilgax or Xylene...... neither of em died there either

    • @blue_boo3171
      @blue_boo3171 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      @@Kshandamion And then in Omniverse it was revealed that Paradox and No-Watch Ben travelled trough time to manipulate events to ensure that Ben was the one to receive the Omnitrix to secure the timeline and ensure events go correctly.

    • @Kshandamion
      @Kshandamion 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@blue_boo3171 Which still goes to show how much bullshit is required to make him "The one."

  • @DimitriApostolopoulos
    @DimitriApostolopoulos 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    batman asking how his powers work and pulling out a notebook to make a contingency plan for him is so hilarious xD

  • @dylanaroberts97
    @dylanaroberts97 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +382

    Everyone dogging on Hal’s powers being impossible as if the Speed Force isn’t complete and utter bullshit.

    • @claytonjacobs4098
      @claytonjacobs4098 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      All super powers are impossible. That's not the point. Who cares how or if they work.? The point is what do you do with them and how do they impact your life.

    • @jayjaydeth
      @jayjaydeth 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

      @@claytonjacobs4098 I'm sorry, time travel is next level fuckery and god help you if you try to wrap your head around the DCEU version of the Speed Force.

    • @cedric15773
      @cedric15773 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      @@jayjaydeth Yeah, there's a reason the MCU Avengers don't have a speedster. It would be a pain in the ass writing around the power of guys like Quicksilver for every single movie.

    • @Miners666
      @Miners666 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      What I don’t get about speed is that to start with you go normal speed and everyone around moves in slow motion, then if you go faster everyone around you seems stationary, all well and good, makes sense, but as you go faster and faster you would feel like you were moving slower and slower while what’s around you speeds up to such as degree that you’re time travelling into the future.
      That seems mad to me. At what point does one become the other? Wouldn’t that mean at some point there would be a sweet spot of speed where the world around you is moving 1 second into the future per second, aka. normal reality?

    • @cobaltordinaire5219
      @cobaltordinaire5219 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      and then there's literally Batman. the guy who dodges Omega Beams

  • @Tsupek
    @Tsupek 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +180

    3:10 ….is…is that a mf Christopher Reeves joke….?!!

    • @vancereagan49
      @vancereagan49 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      I went to the comments to see if anyone else noticed lol, fucking amazing joke

    • @eoctv4896
      @eoctv4896 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Good lord

    • @goldenfiberwheat238
      @goldenfiberwheat238 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Can’t believe I didn’t catch that lmao

    • @juanertizer
      @juanertizer 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Well it wasn't a Christopher walken joke

    • @BigLoMayne
      @BigLoMayne 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I cant believe how many people missed that one. Maybe I am showing my age a bit. lol

  • @Goatman_Gamer
    @Goatman_Gamer 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Batman: “I like where this conversation is going”

  • @toyesobayo924
    @toyesobayo924 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    "You fight impulses better than anyone else" dude I fell off my chair laughing.

    • @lordlittletoeq8537
      @lordlittletoeq8537 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Guess that's why I don't hav🧁e the ring.

  • @blackhand441
    @blackhand441 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

    Honestly the entire construct thing seems redundant. They can fly faster than light , manipulate the fundamental forces of the universe such as gravity and electromagnetism, teleport, scan anything, change their own biology, change their own rings with their will power, absorb energy, redirect energy, produce energy, turn invisible, open pocket dimensions, and open wormholes as well. What type of idiotic superhero constantly decides to waste everyone's time and put thousands of lives in danger creating a Gundam to fight a giant star fish instead of just teleporting bro outta there. 😂

    • @toast6375
      @toast6375 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Well most of that is older comics where the rings didn't really have limits except for the colour yellow

    • @Justaguythatcameby
      @Justaguythatcameby 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      HEY! Don't badmouth Kyle he just likes anime

    • @blackhand441
      @blackhand441 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Justaguythatcameby more than keeping people alive ? 😭

    • @samueldimmock694
      @samueldimmock694 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      In the old comics, the green lantern ring was basically a handheld reality warping device with an advanced AI and limited power. My guess would be that most lanterns mostly stuck with hard-light constructs because it's simpler (and thus faster and less mentally taxing) and more efficient than anything else they can do. In combat, if absorbing the enemy's attack and shooting it back at them takes a quarter-second longer than stopping it with a bubble, it's probably not worth it most of the time - that extra quarter-second could get you killed.
      In newer comics, flying really fast, shooting lasers, and making hard-light constructs are pretty much the only things that the ring can do. There are a few utility things as well, like active sensing and long-range communication, plus life support, but that's about it.

  • @wuqoqfeng
    @wuqoqfeng 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    2:35 Green Lantern be starting his villain arc

  • @siscokidder
    @siscokidder 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    > "i don't mean to start a 2-3 minute conversation about this topic."
    > three minutes and two seconds left in the video.

  • @GreenTrapped
    @GreenTrapped 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    "Yeah everyone's got a rock limit"
    fucking amazing. quoting that now.

  • @cyberspark5574
    @cyberspark5574 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I fucking love the idea of Superman having this really dark twisted sense of humor lmao

  • @operationkilled
    @operationkilled 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    Love how GL also got scared at the end, implying it wasn't him that cause Sups not to feel his legs...
    ...It almost like done by a superhero that can shrink on atomic level.

    • @PosthumanHeresy
      @PosthumanHeresy 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'M RAY PALMER, WELCOME TO PAIN!

  • @yuvaln.6592
    @yuvaln.6592 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    Hal has the powers of a god and he chooses to make giant green fists

  • @favamvmixnotmine1548
    @favamvmixnotmine1548 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    "Yeah, everyone's got a rock limit" dude I don't understand why exactly that had me literally loling.

  • @shampooer
    @shampooer 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +214

    i always get shit when i tell people he’s my favorite hero

    • @proborderjumper2139
      @proborderjumper2139 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +66

      I mean he constructs the most basic things like he’s doing the bare minimum, now if you said it was that other lantern that constructed a dragon then I’d understand

    • @kbbd6999
      @kbbd6999 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      ​@@proborderjumper2139was that Kyle? That feels like a thing Kyle would do.

    • @COOLERthenU
      @COOLERthenU 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      ​@@kbbd6999that was Kyle, Kyle rainers the fucking goat

    • @loren5432
      @loren5432 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      I mean Hal has a cool design, but otherwise he's just...there. Which is ironic for someone who has a power involving imagination.

    • @thewhitewolf58
      @thewhitewolf58 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

      Green lanterns main weakness is that his writers are not that creative. Its like when 2 characters do a magic battle bit it devolves into 2 boring rays of light hitting each other.

  • @sabagaming3079
    @sabagaming3079 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +78

    What if green lanter imagines a "not-weak-to-yellow" suit?

    • @COOLERthenU
      @COOLERthenU 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      It would work unless a yellow latner could somehow imagine a yellow to strong to fight

    • @RejectHumanityReturn2Monke
      @RejectHumanityReturn2Monke 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Green Lanterns lost their yellow impurity weakness in the early 2000s when they purged the fear entity out of their central battery.

    • @sabagaming3079
      @sabagaming3079 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      @@COOLERthenU would be fucking hilarious if green lantern ran into condiment king and lost the fight because of condiment king's mustard

    • @COOLERthenU
      @COOLERthenU 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@sabagaming3079 true, even funnyer, imagine just telling a blind green lantern that all your wepons and attcks are yellow and they belive you

    • @sabagaming3079
      @sabagaming3079 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@COOLERthenU Lol, imagine meeting a colorblind green lantern

  • @jackripper4419
    @jackripper4419 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    "What about a girlfriend hal, can you make wonder woman from your imagination?"
    " ............ you don't wanna know"

  • @Temon-nn7gb
    @Temon-nn7gb 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +86

    Fun fact, the ring is supposed to contain a kill block, which was shown in the comics (since superhero shit, blah blah blah), but at the same time it allows you to create fucking missiles and machine guns, which leads to a more complex reasoning about how the ring is in general determines what will kill a creature and what will not. Well, as a bonus, having high willpower does not mean good imagination, or after 130 creative solutions, most people say to themselves “Fuck this machine gun is simpler and more effective” and do not use anything more complex for no particular reason.

    • @stevenscott2136
      @stevenscott2136 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      It also used to have a protective function, which prevented the user from dying, but not from being knocked out.
      I remember one story where he got knocked out by a flaming saw blade hitting him in the gut. The ring didn't stop that, but it automatically made a hammock to catch him before he hit the ground.
      I think the ring is sapient -- and a massive jerk.

    • @Kshandamion
      @Kshandamion 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      And Sinestro's whole war with the Green Lanterns was meant to push them into removing the kill block.
      Even before/without that, GLs have gotten around it with just the simplest, obvious loophole: just carry a real gun.
      Jack T. Chance, a native to the hellhole planet of Ganthet that got recruited because every previous lantern got killed trying to bring order to it, would just wear down criminals with the ring then finish them off with the gun.
      And Simon Baz, a lantern from Earth who brought the gun as a precaution, *did* kill Sinestro with it, (didn't stick only because the place they were in resurrected him,) and only gave it up after a talk with Batman.

    • @KaiHouston-m6j
      @KaiHouston-m6j 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@stevenscott2136 AI may be smart, but that does not mean it has good judgement.

    • @PosthumanHeresy
      @PosthumanHeresy 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@stevenscott2136 Don't forget that one time, Hal was knocked out by slipping in the shower and so the ring ditched and went to John.

    • @christianboehlefeld5168
      @christianboehlefeld5168 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@PosthumanHeresy And we later found out that Mogo was in charge of all GL recruitment and would control the rings on their search.

  • @Fanboy_of_everything
    @Fanboy_of_everything 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +481

    0:06 I thought the table was the “most replayed” bar of the video for a second

    • @Do_tart_tycoon
      @Do_tart_tycoon 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      Thats genuine stupidity and I love it

    • @Fanboy_of_everything
      @Fanboy_of_everything 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      @@Do_tart_tycoon I think I’m supposed to say thanks

    • @wukongthemonkeyking249
      @wukongthemonkeyking249 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Fanboy_of_everythingI think so too?

    • @DeepFriedChumChum
      @DeepFriedChumChum 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Can someone explain this?

    • @dissonanceparadiddle
      @dissonanceparadiddle 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Thanks to that comment it's going to be

  • @snakey934Snakeybakey
    @snakey934Snakeybakey 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    That "but seriously I can't feel my legs" at the end set me flying XD

  • @Sumschmuck
    @Sumschmuck 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    I'm surprised you didn't mention the time Green Lantern turned himself into a letter. Like just a plain ol letter, got mailed n everything.

  • @mattwo7
    @mattwo7 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

    2:02 I mean that's how sort of how Firestorm's powers work. Firestorm has to imagine _every molecule_ that makes something in order to transmutate or create something. Ronnie had Martin Stein in the Firestorm Matrix to help him out with that and Jason Rusch had Ronnie in the Firestorm Matrix to help him out with that. Although Mikhail Arkadin didn't have anyone in the Firestorm Matrix and Stein took over for him as a solo Firestorm. There was also Firehawk who didn't have access to the Firestorm Matrix and only had the transformation, flight and energy blast powers.

  • @bh4vvy33t
    @bh4vvy33t 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    0:29 "I don't mean to start a 2-3 minute comical conversation about this topic"
    remaining video: 3 minutes and 4 seconds

  • @TheCronq
    @TheCronq 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Say he fought darkseid, could he not just imagine a "darkseid-erasure" gun that can delete darkseid from existence?

    • @joshuacr
      @joshuacr 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Has crisis on infinite earths taught you nothing about why we can't do this?

    • @Goodbutevilgenius
      @Goodbutevilgenius 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Crisis on infinite earths-erasing gun.

    • @LuLurret
      @LuLurret 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@Goodbutevilgenius. . . good point

    • @Seeyou45
      @Seeyou45 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Darkseid literally got hit by a bomb that ripped apart reality in front of him and was fine... there also the fact that as a God he is powered by one of the Seven Forces of Creation which supposedly includes the Emotional Spectrum, and the Speed Force.

    • @OmniDan26
      @OmniDan26 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      because Darkseid is stronger than the willpower entity, alongside being a platonic concept.

  • @crispincain1665
    @crispincain1665 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +76

    Well, most of the first half *has* been explained in one form or another.
    -Green Lanterns are Space Cops, are usually limited to one per space sector, and have a mandate of nonlethal force.
    -The rings themselves are connected to a discerning intelligence, which allows them to select new wielders and make snap judgments as what counts as "lethal force."
    -A lantern's imagination is powerful, real knowledge even more so. Lanterns who have deep knowledge of engineering, chemestry, and biology can make complex constructs that can do far more than make rough outlines with weight.
    -While you *could* keep smashing with rocks, the Rings are ultimately just pieces of highly advanced battery-powered technology. There is an inherent limit on how much a ring can be used before it needs a recharge, which means there *is* an upper limit where a single ring uses its entire charge making one construct that only lasts a half-second.
    -And finally, Green Lanterns (and DC) need to get over themselves and admit it's not "Willpower" they're using, it's "Courage", the direct opposite of Fear.

    • @matthewpoole2700
      @matthewpoole2700 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      It's two per sector like cops on a precinct.
      And it IS and always will he Willpower not "Courage". Its the ability to over come great fear, to push through when the odds are stacked against you. To never give up.
      Whilst everyone shows acts of bravery and different emotions that form different corps (e.g a green lantern can be angry but that doesn't make him a shoe in to be a red lantern)

    • @ian7595
      @ian7595 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      my question is: is the object real or just green energy with diferent shapes? if a green lantern imagine a train. is a fully functional train or is just the same as a big green rock? I've never read a comic, so it's not clear to me.

    • @matthewpoole2700
      @matthewpoole2700 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @ian7595 they're "hard light constructs" so energy. But the train will be more complex depending on the lantern, their willpower, their background. For example John Stewart being an architect has more detail constructs

    • @l0sts0ul89
      @l0sts0ul89 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@ian7595 yes and no

    • @KARS_K
      @KARS_K 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Willpower is more nebulous and therefore more malleable. It also fits some situations better than courage

  • @CannedSoup283
    @CannedSoup283 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Superman: I-I don’t really wanna have a comical 2-3 minute conversation on this topic
    *has comical 2-3 minute conversation on that topic*

  • @alexxb2047
    @alexxb2047 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +206

    Hear me out.
    Step 1: Brain in a jar.
    Step 2: Shove any lantern ring into the brain.
    Step 3: ????
    Step 4: Profit..?

    • @lolasdm6959
      @lolasdm6959 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      So what happens if you put the ring on a chicken, does it just constantly make more seed?

    • @burnout02urza
      @burnout02urza 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      There's a villain from Bleach who has that EXACT POWER, it's exactly as absurd as you think it is.

    • @bretginn1419
      @bretginn1419 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      I mean, yeah, probably.
      There is an actual Green Lantern who is just a living mathematical formula, so a brain in a jar wouldn't be weird.

    • @marthancrowl1674
      @marthancrowl1674 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@lolasdm6959 I imagine it would get more intelligent like the cat.

    • @heartnet40
      @heartnet40 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Robot from the end of the Invincible comic: ...interesting. Tell me more.

  • @Firemaster27
    @Firemaster27 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +83

    1:07 “erm, it’s not inanimate, it’s literally a piece of alien AI technology made to basically recruit space cops” ☝️🤓

    • @MetalHopper
      @MetalHopper 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      It's sentient?

    • @Firemaster27
      @Firemaster27 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@MetalHopper in a way, yes

    • @Slowpoke3x
      @Slowpoke3x 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@MetalHoppermaybe Jessica's ring but if I remember there was something inside it. Otherwise it's more a computer that connects to brains rather then a living thing. But it was built out of living willpower so you might factor that.

    • @S1mply_Gr4y
      @S1mply_Gr4y 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Slowpoke3x Jess's GL ring isn't actually sentient, but the ring she had before she became GL is because...(grabs booze)
      Before becoming the 5th(?) main Green Lantern, Jess actually served as Power Ring as part of the crime syndicate, since the previous one died and his ring chose her while on Prime Earth. Unlike main continuity Green Lanterns, there can only be a single Power Ring at a time because the ring is...actually magic and made from the soul of the First Lantern ever, Volthoom, who was a human scientist from the future of an alternate Earth who discovered the emotional spectrum and used it in order to create the first lantern battery, which he used in order to save his dying people and travel the multiverse, only to become a raging loon and make a deal with a sorcerer and give them part of his soul.

  • @Peter_Wendt
    @Peter_Wendt 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    There's a Hitman comic where Tommy Monnaghan reads Kyle Rayner's mind. He goes, "Now what does that ring do. That. That. That... holy crap, what doesn't it do?"

  • @justadude450
    @justadude450 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +140

    0:36 The reason he couldn't do that is that the ring won't let you kill.
    Although Hal has been shown to overpower the ring with his will.

    • @melontusk7358
      @melontusk7358 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      in the timeline where Booster Gold messed up Batman's life, and Catwoman is a crazy girl with the mental capacity of a stray cat who killed Alfred, Hal Jordan showed Booster that he's strong enough to overpower the Ring's system and blow his own brain out, in front of Booster Gold,... as a flex.

    • @l0sts0ul89
      @l0sts0ul89 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@melontusk7358 did he just come back to life too

    • @MarvinPowell1
      @MarvinPowell1 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      He could just make everyone go unconscious by cutting off their oxygen supply. Or lock them in a cage made with the strongest material in the universe. Or make them go blind like in the video.

    • @justadude450
      @justadude450 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@MarvinPowell1 Fun Fact: Batman's contingency plan for Kyle Rayner was to make him believe he was blind to the point that the ring actually made him blind

    • @xmoore5659
      @xmoore5659 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Don't forget Dawnbreaker Batman.

  • @Ghaleon2459
    @Ghaleon2459 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    0:50 Reminds me of the Batman Animated Series when Batman disguised himself as Killer Croc.
    Killer Croc: There I was, hold up in this quarry, when Batman came nosing around. He was gettin' closer, closer...
    Poison Ivy: And?
    Killer Croc: I threw a rock at him!
    Penguin: …
    Joker: …
    Two-Face: …
    Poison Ivy: ...So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?
    Killer Croc: It was a big rock...
    Two-Face: They actually let him keep it!

    • @AgentofLADON
      @AgentofLADON 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Legendary episode. So many Easter eggs

    • @DeathKhan
      @DeathKhan 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@AgentofLADON I actually had it in book form that came with the audio on cassette. So while I only saw the episode a few times, I "heard" it dozens of times.

  • @44Hd22
    @44Hd22 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    1:45 if you don’t have second thoughts like that it could be impulsiveness.

  • @abdullahnasir8535
    @abdullahnasir8535 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    2:47 I can't 🤣 i cant stop laughing.. that escalated so quickly

  • @seanthomxx2694
    @seanthomxx2694 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Batman taking note is so comic accurate. That said, Solid JJ has to do a "Tower of Babel" video

    • @AgentofLADON
      @AgentofLADON 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      "So here's the thing Bruce. You made plans to blind Hal, make Jonn burn non stop, asphyxiate Arthur and give Diana a heart attack, not even mentioning what you did to Plastic Man. How come you never go that far with the Joker?"
      "Can't risk my cash cow Clark."
      "....what?"
      "I mean...bat signal. Gotta go."

    • @seanthomxx2694
      @seanthomxx2694 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@AgentofLADON 🤣

  • @Lampentinic
    @Lampentinic หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    In the Silver Age and a little after Crisis, Green Lantern actually could make permanent constructs (see the Crime Syndicate's prison). I guess he had to will them to disappear, too. Or maybe he has to specify "make a DISAPPEARING giant fist".
    Also, they were not always green, he could make them subconsciously and they could be sentient. That and he had powers beyond making things - once, he made his sidekick Tom Kalmaku turn into a swan. Because he was dreaming about him turning into a swan, and the ring made it happen.

  • @TheMerlotLine
    @TheMerlotLine 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    You know it's gonna be a good one when it opens with "MEANWHILE...!"

  • @CidYoshi
    @CidYoshi 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

    And people thought him becoming Parallax didnt made sense.

  • @Korii_01
    @Korii_01 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    1:19
    "Everyone has imagination"
    Me with aphantasia: 😢

  • @kendomyers
    @kendomyers 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    In Injustice, a green latern used their power to block synapses in Superman's brain to paralyze him, but of course Supes overpowered it

  • @XenoChron2
    @XenoChron2 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

    1:35-ish White lantern. Boom done!

    • @SzaposJogdan2733
      @SzaposJogdan2733 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      What does this comment mean

    • @noah-up
      @noah-up 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@SzaposJogdan2733he’s saying white lanterns are stronger than greens

    • @vinterrev1326
      @vinterrev1326 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​​@@SzaposJogdan2733the white lantern was the physical personification of life which was created to counter death so it kind of had to be the most powerful

    • @OmniDan26
      @OmniDan26 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@SzaposJogdan2733 how to say you don't read comics.

    • @SzaposJogdan2733
      @SzaposJogdan2733 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@noah-up why did the commenter put an ish then?

  • @newbaggett
    @newbaggett 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Solid's been doing so will with these skits and he hasn't even began to delve into the other Lanterns, especially the Black Lantern Corp.

  • @Bigb-rj5om
    @Bigb-rj5om 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +70

    1:58 I’m pretty sure the pain killer worked because ring made a placebo pill.

    • @joshuacr
      @joshuacr 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      No, he actually listed the damn chemicals he made his Green lantern pill out of. I found it stupider than some of the usual bullshittery.

    • @stevenscott2136
      @stevenscott2136 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      You would think he could just use his superhuman willpower to work through the pain, like soldiers and athletes do ALL the time.

    • @kadelin3318
      @kadelin3318 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ​@@stevenscott2136
      I mean technically that is what he did

    • @Haruki2009
      @Haruki2009 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Omnissiah bless you