@@statichelix804 we tried... But once he owned it and loved his music taco we went with it. We made fun of it but in a friendly way. It was so weird. He was pretty sad when the taco died. He kept it in his car. It was gross to touch.
reminds me of that one time a dude called an engineer to fix his dell cpu and they never arrived because they said "sorry, no one was home" and "we tried to contact you but we didn't get a response" even though he was at home then i saw some comment saying "oh they do this all the time, they wait until the day you can't refund the stuff to get the engineer"
Everything about this screams "Costco/Sam's Club special." Weird ass nuggets with excessive accessories in giant packaging like that would fill entire aisles in those warehouse club stores back in the mid 00's.
Lol yeah, my sister got one of these nuggets from Costco and it was horrible. It had like 3 minutes of battery life and gen 1 iPod earphones and all these weird accessories
Listening to this with my new Sennheizer HD 350BT's! This channel pretty much made me want quality headphones and so far I'm very happy with them. Thank you dank pods for getting me into good quality sound!
we need these scissors fixed if those scissors are gonna break they need a death more honorable than losing to ugly nugget packaging may they rest in peace
"serves you right" dude i love how witty this guy is. i remember watching this for the first time and laughing when he said that, i love you mate keep up the good work
I love the fact on "Questions" it legit says "DO NOT RETURN THIS PRODUCT TO THE STORE!" _Its almost like they knew it was bad already and wanted people to use it.._
Here’s a pretty helpful tip, if you ever come across that nasty melting plastic again, get a towel and rub it with isopropyl alcohol, should do the trick.
Not only was it sold, it was my first mp3 player. Best part was the two Alien Crime Syndicate songs that came on it. I almost feel bad for the dude who stole it
I started laughing when he revealed the headphone jack and even though I've seen him do it before, "Oh look it takes an AAA" just made me laugh 10 times harder
(Squidward plays his clarinet until doorbell rings) Doctor Gill Gilliam: Yeah, uhh, we're with the pet hospital down the street, and I understand that you have a dying animal on the premises. (Squidward slams door. shellphone rings, Squidward picks it up) Squidward: Hello. You've reached the house of unrecognized talent. Please start after the (plays a foul clarinet note) Squilliam(in left side of a split screen): Sounds like you've got a dying animal to attend to, eh ol' chum? Squidward(on right side of split screen): (gasps) Squilliam Fancyson from band class?! Squilliam: (snooty) I hear you're playing the cash register now. Squidward: Sometimes. Uh, how's the unibrow? Squilliam: It's big and valuable. I'm the leader of a big fancy band now, and we're supposed to play the BUBBLE BOWL next week. Squidward: (stammering) The ba-ba-ba…The ba-ba-ba…The ba-ba-ba... Squilliam: That's right. I'm living YOUR dreams Squidward. The problem is, I'm busy next week and can't make it. So, I was hoping you and your band could cover for us. Squidward: (still stammering) Ohh, uhh, I…I, uhh… Squilliam: I knew it! You don't even have a band! Well, I'll just let you get back to the service industry now. Squidward: HOLD IT! It just so happens that I don't sell fast food, I do have a band, and we're going to play that Bubble Bowl! How do you like that, Fancyboy?! Squilliam: Good luck, next Tuesday. I hope the audience brings lots of…Ibuprofen. (hangs up phone) Squidward: I've got to drum up a marching band fast! Drum…haha…band humor. (screen fades to Bikini Bottomites reading off of band practice flyers) Sandy: Looking to add fulfillment to your dull, dull life? Plankton: Then become part of the greatest musical sensation to ever hit Bikini Bottom. Mrs. Puff: And be forever adored by thousands of people you don't know. Mr. Krabs: Not to mention free refreshments. Larry: Practice begins tonight. 8:30 sharp. (Squidward looks at his watch while driving a canoe car with instruments) Squidward: Stupid music rental clerk made me late. That trilobite didn't know an oboe from an elbow. Elbow, heh, more band humor. [ALL CHATTERING] Squidward: People, people, settle down! Ok, now. How many of you have played musical instruments before? Plankton: Do instruments of torture count? Squidward: No. Patrick: Is mayonnaise an instrument? Squidward: No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument. (Patrick raises his hand again) Horse radish is not an instrument, either. (Patrick lowers his hand) That's fine. No one has experience. Fortunately, I have enough talent for all of you. (laughs) Mr. Krabs: When do we get the free food? Squidward: Ok, try to repeat after me. (Squidward plays 6 notes) Brass section, go. (brass section repeats) Good. Now the wind. (wind section repeats) And the drums. (drum players, including SpongeBob, misunderstand what Squidward means, so they blow on their drum sticks, which blow out and stick Squidward to the wall) Too bad that didn't kill me. (Next scene) Let's just try stepping in rhythm. Now I want everyone to stand in straight rows of five. SpongeBob: Is this the part where we start kicking? Squidward: No, SpongeBob, that's a chorus line. Patrick: Kicking?! I want to do some kicking! (Patrick kicks Sandy in her leg ) Sandy: Ow! Why, you…! (dust cloud of beatings appears with Sandy jumping at Patrick, which then goes out an open door, which then closes) [PATRICK YELLS OUTSIDE] Patrick: Whoever's the owner of a white sedan, you left your lights on. (Patrick walks in with his head and torso seperated by a trombone, his head in the horn, then plays a tune with a series of A and B-flats. When he sits down, he plays a loud blare as the trombone slide goes down and opens his mouth, then when the note is over, he looks down with his head straight) Narrator: Day two. (band walking down a street playing) Squidward: Okay, that's perfect everybody. Bubble Bowl here we come. Flag twirlers, really spin those things. Okay, turn. Flag twirlers, let's go. I wanna see some spinning. Flag twirlers let's move!!! C'mon, move!!! (flag twirlers spin fast and fly into the air and explode when running into a blimp. Trumpet player plays "Taps", then Squidward lies down on street, curled up in a ball) Narrator: Day three. Squidward: How's that harmonica solo coming, Plankton? Plankton: It's tremendous! Ya wanna see? {runs to his harmonica and plays the first note. Runs along and plays another note. Runs down and plays three notes at the same time. He gets tired and walks slowly to another note. Has trouble playing it. Falls down and spreads saliva} Narrator: Day four. Squidward: Well, this is our last night together before the show. And I know that none of you improved since we began… (Patrick chews on a trumpet) …but I have a theory. People talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? Plankton: (loudly) CORRECT!! Squidward: So, if we play loud, people might think we're good. Everybody ready? { Everybody gets their instuments ready}And a one, and a two, and a one, two, three, four! (Instantly a piercing loud horrible sound from the instruments breaks the windows apart and causes a small earthquake. Squidward's face is deformed like a Picasso painting and his baton breaks in half.) Okay, new theory..... Maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us. Harold: (Australian accent) Well, maybe we wouldn't sound so bad if some people didn't try to play with big, meaty claws! Mr. Krabs: What did you say, punk?! Harold: (Angrily) BIG, MEATY CLAWS! Mr. Krabs: (Turns his eyes in anger) Well, these claws ain't just for attracting mates. Harold: Bring it on, old man! Bring it on! SpongeBob: No, people. Let's be smart and bring it off. Nancy: Oh ho, so now the talking cheese is going to preach to us. [ALL ARGUING] Squidward: Wait, wait. I know tensions are high. (everyone gets into a fight. Pilar and Larry are yelling at each other. Medley slams a drum on him.) There's a deposit on the equipment, people! (everyone uses their instruments as weapons. Mr. Krabs and Harold charge with clarinets like a joust but they slow down as Mrs. Puff slams them with cymbals.) Settle down, please. (Sandy and Frank are fighting. Sandy destroys Frank's xylophone by chopping it with a drum stick and he runs away. Patrick furiously kicks Sandy, and Sandy glares, turns red and snarls before grabbing a trombone. Patrick screams and runs off as Sandy chases him and the clock sounds at 10 and everyone stops fighting.) Fred: Hey, class is over! (they all walk to the door making up their fight where Squidward slams them open) Squidward: Well, you did it. You took my one chance at happiness and crushed it. Crushed it into little tiny, bite-size pieces. I really had expected better of you people. I guess I'm a loser for that, too. Don't bother showing up tomorrow. I'll just tell them you all died in a marching accident. So, thanks, thanks for nothing. Patrick: You're welcome. SpongeBob: What kind of monsters are we? That poor creature came to us in his hour of need, and we failed him. Squidward's always been there for us when it was convenient for him. Evelyn, when your little Jimmy was trapped in a fire, who rescued him? Evelyn: A firemen. SpongeBob: And Larry, when your heart failed out from all those tanning pills, who revived you? Larry: Some guy in an ambulance. SpongeBob: Right. So, if we can all just pretend that Squidward was a fireman, or a guy in an ambulance, then I'm sure that we can all pull together and discover what it truly means: to be in a marching band. Harold: Yeah, for the fireman! All: Hooray! SpongeBob: Now let's make Squidward proud. A-one, a-two, a-skiddleydiddleydoo. (At Bubble Bowl) Squidward: I knew this was going to happen. They're just going to have to find another band to play. I just hope that… (sees Squilliam) …SQUILLIAM DOESN'T FIND OUT! SQUILLIAM!! AH! What are you doing here? Squilliam: (laughs) I just wanted to watch you blow it. So, where's your band? Squidward: Um, they couldn't come. They…died. Squilliam: Then who's that? Squidward: AH! THAT WOULD BE MY BAND! SpongeBob: We're ready to perform, Squidward. Squilliam: Well, Squiddy, this is exactly how I pictured your band with look. (SpongeBob dances while flicking his tongue back and forth) Squidward: That's his…eager face. (Squilliam laughs. They all go into the Bubble Bowl) Squidward: Well, I guess this will be the last time I can show my face in this town. SpongeBob: That's the spirit, Squidward. (bowl raises above a football field) Football Announcer: Ok, football fans. Put your hands together for the Bikini Bottom SuperBand!!!!! (crowd cheers) Patrick: These are some ugly looking fish. SpongeBob: Maybe we're in those toxic waste dumps. Mr. Krabs: I think I'm gonna be sick. Squidward: (Nervously) Ok, everybody. Let's get this over with. One, two, three, four... (Several band members play trumpets for a short time) (Music: "Sweet Victory") (SpongeBob begins singing) [SINGING] The winner takes all, it's the thrill of one more kill. The last one to fall will never sacrifice their will. Don't ever look back on the wind closing in. The only attack were their wings on the wind. Oh, the daydream begins. And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah. And it's ours for the taking, it's ours for the fight, in the sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah. And the world is ours to follow. Sweet, sweet, sweet victory. (Squilliam is shocked at the band's success and Squidward looks at Squilliam in an evil and smug way causing Squilliam to be scared. Squidward as he makes rock star moves, Squilliam passes out of a heart attack and Squidward waves good bye to him as medical doctors take him away in the distance. Squidward jumps into the air, delighted that he has a great band)
Nostalgia. Got one of these for christmas for 8th grade graduation and used the hell out of it. The volume was so quiet you could barely hear it. It was also my one and only recording device i would record riffs as i learned to play guitar. A wonderful piece of shit.
Oh my god. THANK you for showing the full tracklist at the beginning; i had a garb nugget back in my day, with all those same songs and I havent been able to find them anywhere! "Forever Rock n Roll" has lived rent free in my head for 20 years (even though it's absolute trash)
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@@kingofnuclearfallout39 I think its the Sad Nugget Roundup video, not sure. All I know is that he says "Basically everything's everything's nugget, you know, I drive a nugget, I A M A N U G G E T" at the beginning
My parents bought this exact nugg for me for Christmas back in the day. The first song I put on it was The Hamster Dance. I don't have it anymore, but I still loved it. This video gave me great nostalgia. Now I'm watching this vid with my HD600's. I've come a long way since then.
@@Dybannn Among us is dying. They released a crappy update that many mobile and pc players hate and the devs are taking forever to release the new map.
They were probably smarter than we are. They had to use their brains daily. What makes you smart? You tap a glass screen watching someone else dictate things to you
I think the designer accidentally clicked “align to right” and rolled with it.
Seems logical
@@natevemuri9024 I’ve definitely been there myself lmao
@@Azeria same lmao
Me taking notes: accidentally pressed that
Me after pressing that: well nobody else is going to see these notes so I don't give a
man i love your music
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I worked with a guy that owned one. He thought it was cool when I called it his music taco.
I swear I read
“I worked with a guy that owned me.”
@@envysins6411 that would cover when I was a kid an worked for my parents.
Did you bully him for it?
@@statichelix804 no, they bullied him _because_ of it
@@statichelix804 we tried... But once he owned it and loved his music taco we went with it. We made fun of it but in a friendly way. It was so weird. He was pretty sad when the taco died. He kept it in his car. It was gross to touch.
Fun fact, those packages are made to make it nearly impossible to return, the harder to open without destroying, the less returns you get
Wow, these people are *jerks*
Good observation
Who would want to return something so amazingly awful tho?
@@biscuitboi2944 people who don't like the feel of what use to be rubber
reminds me of that one time a dude called an engineer to fix his dell cpu and they never arrived because they said "sorry, no one was home" and "we tried to contact you but we didn't get a response" even though he was at home
then i saw some comment saying "oh they do this all the time, they wait until the day you can't refund the stuff to get the engineer"
Everything about this screams "Costco/Sam's Club special." Weird ass nuggets with excessive accessories in giant packaging like that would fill entire aisles in those warehouse club stores back in the mid 00's.
Lol yeah, my sister got one of these nuggets from Costco and it was horrible. It had like 3 minutes of battery life and gen 1 iPod earphones and all these weird accessories
You should get “can you believe no one bought this” printed on a t shit, horrible irony
Ironed on irony
I was thinking about it being a merch but then I realized it would just say: "Can you believe no one bought this (shirt)"
@@mclaren10k I think that makes it cool, who knows they know and those who don't - it's still an edgy shirt
also the text must not be centered
@@w_callaghan8300 Or "On a mission to upset OCD people"
_"DO NOT RETURN THIS PRODUCT TO THE STORE!"_
Lmao it's like they know it's garbage so they command you not to return it.
_how did you write with italics ???_
@@skenda You put _ on both sides.
*Bold* _Italic_
_ooo_
_no_
“You look like your wearing a hat made out of you” LMAO
dont worry other people its his dog
"The early 2000s: where everything has to be a... a _shape_ "
accurate.
also, that thing looks like some wacko took a chainsaw to a London bus.
Or amogus
I think objectively it's just a London bus.
but at least stuff looked identifiable.
Like the Multipla from Fiat. Looks like shite, but at least it doesn't look like literally everything else.
I miss the shapes! I'm tired of black squares.
@@RubyWalker-j1n I too hate when objects are practical.
It really looks like someone took a knife and cut the thing in half.
If you put two of them it will look like a capsule
I wonder if there is a left handed version that fits right next to it.
A knife? It's more like that katana AVGN gave the TMNT tape!
"to show u the power of flex tape, I SAW THIS NUGGET IN HALF"
It’s like one-half of those hand-cranked radio thingies
8:21 imagine your MP3 player is so ugly, you don’t get bullied by your classmates they just take you to a therapist
Tbh the best mic test story on this channel
Idk man, that mp3 looks kinda sus
You would have to a masocist to buy this.
imagine your mp3 player looks like amongus
"Plastic is made out of oil, which is dinosaur juice. There's HALF A T-REX IN HERE"
That's my new favourite line so far
probably more like a leg worth
That Rio player was actually really comfortable to handle. Absolutely not the best design around but it worked well enough.
Frank: "Installing Updates....this could take some time."
Frank: Working on updates 100%
Frank: Restarting ...
Update failed .
Fatal error occurred.
Blue screen .
@@doomsdayX121 that's why he didn't respond
@@nahrafe *She
Frank be like:
"Uninstalling Layer..."
"A fatal error has occured and the system has been stopped"
hahaha
@Agustinus Reynaldi Nah, you just know Frank runs on an ancient version of Linux.
@@archgirl She obviously runs Python. 🐍
Dew u know da wae?!
@@FixerUK Python is not an OS
I love how the words Rave MP are written in the 2000’s Spider-Man font.
First thought it was a knockoff original Xbox font, but absolutely right, it's a tweaked toby McGuire era / PS3 job.
@@marcusleslie-dakers2886 In my early gamer years(like 5-6yo) I thought every PS3 games had something to do with Spiderman xD.
Listening to this with my new Sennheizer HD 350BT's! This channel pretty much made me want quality headphones and so far I'm very happy with them.
Thank you dank pods for getting me into good quality sound!
I've been eyeing HD 350BT's myself!
“Plastic is made out of oil, which is dinosaur-juice. Half a t-rex here!”
Biochemistry 100
@@xianjinn 2
Well... he used to be a teacher...
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@@vincent.416 5
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"There's half a T-rex here just in clear plastic" is something I'm going to use everyday now.
I too am adopting this.
in what everyday situation do you even use that?
@@hedgehogloverone to describe plastic
@@hedgehogloverone lego store
@@hedgehogloverone to describe the Kardashians
RIP scissors. Lemme at em, I think I can fix em with some epoxy
Or the meat beater
I know you could but I wanna see a vid of him tryna fix em and shrek pod them
we need these scissors fixed
if those scissors are gonna break they need a death more honorable than losing to ugly nugget packaging
may they rest in peace
hi Louis
Omg yes, oh and hi! I love your vids!
Pretty impressive how Frank managed to shed her skin. Never thought about how hard it would be for someone to do that with no limbs to help them.
imagine we humans had to do that
@@Vinni-2K You've been thinking about that-- waiting for an appropriate time to bring that up into conversation-- for a while now, I'm guessing?
@@BinglesP tbh no lmao
Notice how the girl on the package isn’t even holding the MP3 player that’s in the package. Classic.
Fun fact: Craig has existed longer than Apple
Shot on craig
Of course they have- craig is immortal and has existed since the dawn of technology as we know it
Craig invented the wheel
Going strong Craig lad
You just can't stop the Craig baby
"Hey dude what is the name of your MP3 player?"
"YEPP."
It even came with authentic YEPP bag and YEPP phones!
@@RatlordAmelia eWwW I totally didn't see the ol' mates gold hangin offa it
yepp. that is the real name
No seriously dude what is your MP3 player called?
@@natevemuri9024YUCK
"serves you right" dude i love how witty this guy is. i remember watching this for the first time and laughing when he said that, i love you mate keep up the good work
Every other snake: I think I will shed normally
Frank:
2021: the year DankPods discovers his snake is long.
What snake, Frank is a cat
@@derickjohnson5785 i thought it was just a really tame dog
@@abramo7700 you dumb human, Frank is obviously a hamster
its a "worm darling murray dog"
"Can we have Scarlet Fire?"
"We have Scarlet Fire at home."
at home: Scarlet Fir
Red Blaze
flandre scarlet
Vermilion Flame
Red-orange spark
Agent Orange
I love the fact on "Questions" it legit says "DO NOT RETURN THIS PRODUCT TO THE STORE!" _Its almost like they knew it was bad already and wanted people to use it.._
Here’s a pretty helpful tip, if you ever come across that nasty melting plastic again, get a towel and rub it with isopropyl alcohol, should do the trick.
Isopropyl is the key. Recovered a Lenovo laptop mouse that way
Zoomzabba Always does the trick!
@@zoomzabba452 dish soap works well enough as well, but not nearly as safe.
True
@@tacticalidiot175 yeah, soap you gotta get cleaned off completely, while alcohol just evaporates so you don't have to worry about it.
“i n t e r g a l a c t i c t e s t i c l e”
respect the pfp
i look forward to 5pm every thursday just to see ipod man make another masterpiece
I read this as if it was part of the song intergalactic planetarium
Here's the important question that needs to be answered : Can you play Shrek on the Rave?
hey! i've seen you before. aren't you the person who made the detroit: become human vid?
He cloud make more shrekpods, WE NEED MORE
Wow a verified comment, with no likes
@@AgedSwissCheese great memory, indeed i am. hope you had a lovely time watching them. :)
Perhaps
Not only was it sold, it was my first mp3 player. Best part was the two Alien Crime Syndicate songs that came on it. I almost feel bad for the dude who stole it
I started laughing when he revealed the headphone jack and even though I've seen him do it before, "Oh look it takes an AAA" just made me laugh 10 times harder
You got a like form the man himself good job also when did you start watching I’ve been watching him since the lego pod
@@awesomeiphone597 Tbh I don't remember the exact time frame. It's been at least 6-8 months tho
@@richardmillhousenixon oh
That moment your realize the woman on the rave's packaging isn't even holding the rave...
instantly noticed the Same thing
Plot Twist: the rave mp was a prototype of a right joy con
Bet it still drifts
not even n funny
(Squidward plays his clarinet until doorbell rings)
Doctor Gill Gilliam: Yeah, uhh, we're with the pet hospital down the street, and I understand that you have a dying animal on the premises. (Squidward slams door. shellphone rings, Squidward picks it up)
Squidward: Hello. You've reached the house of unrecognized talent. Please start after the (plays a foul clarinet note)
Squilliam(in left side of a split screen): Sounds like you've got a dying animal to attend to, eh ol' chum?
Squidward(on right side of split screen): (gasps) Squilliam Fancyson from band class?!
Squilliam: (snooty) I hear you're playing the cash register now.
Squidward: Sometimes. Uh, how's the unibrow?
Squilliam: It's big and valuable. I'm the leader of a big fancy band now, and we're supposed to play the BUBBLE BOWL next week.
Squidward: (stammering) The ba-ba-ba…The ba-ba-ba…The ba-ba-ba...
Squilliam: That's right. I'm living YOUR dreams Squidward. The problem is, I'm busy next week and can't make it. So, I was hoping you and your band could cover for us.
Squidward: (still stammering) Ohh, uhh, I…I, uhh…
Squilliam: I knew it! You don't even have a band! Well, I'll just let you get back to the service industry now.
Squidward: HOLD IT! It just so happens that I don't sell fast food, I do have a band, and we're going to play that Bubble Bowl! How do you like that, Fancyboy?!
Squilliam: Good luck, next Tuesday. I hope the audience brings lots of…Ibuprofen. (hangs up phone)
Squidward: I've got to drum up a marching band fast! Drum…haha…band humor.
(screen fades to Bikini Bottomites reading off of band practice flyers)
Sandy: Looking to add fulfillment to your dull, dull life?
Plankton: Then become part of the greatest musical sensation to ever hit Bikini Bottom.
Mrs. Puff: And be forever adored by thousands of people you don't know.
Mr. Krabs: Not to mention free refreshments.
Larry: Practice begins tonight. 8:30 sharp. (Squidward looks at his watch while driving a canoe car with instruments)
Squidward: Stupid music rental clerk made me late. That trilobite didn't know an oboe from an elbow. Elbow, heh, more band humor.
[ALL CHATTERING]
Squidward: People, people, settle down! Ok, now. How many of you have played musical instruments before?
Plankton: Do instruments of torture count?
Squidward: No.
Patrick: Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Squidward: No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument. (Patrick raises his hand again) Horse radish is not an instrument, either. (Patrick lowers his hand) That's fine. No one has experience. Fortunately, I have enough talent for all of you. (laughs)
Mr. Krabs: When do we get the free food?
Squidward: Ok, try to repeat after me. (Squidward plays 6 notes) Brass section, go. (brass section repeats) Good. Now the wind. (wind section repeats) And the drums. (drum players, including SpongeBob, misunderstand what Squidward means, so they blow on their drum sticks, which blow out and stick Squidward to the wall) Too bad that didn't kill me. (Next scene) Let's just try stepping in rhythm. Now I want everyone to stand in straight rows of five.
SpongeBob: Is this the part where we start kicking?
Squidward: No, SpongeBob, that's a chorus line.
Patrick: Kicking?! I want to do some kicking! (Patrick kicks Sandy in her leg )
Sandy: Ow! Why, you…! (dust cloud of beatings appears with Sandy jumping at Patrick, which then goes out an open door, which then closes)
[PATRICK YELLS OUTSIDE]
Patrick: Whoever's the owner of a white sedan, you left your lights on. (Patrick walks in with his head and torso seperated by a trombone, his head in the horn, then plays a tune with a series of A and B-flats. When he sits down, he plays a loud blare as the trombone slide goes down and opens his mouth, then when the note is over, he looks down with his head straight)
Narrator: Day two. (band walking down a street playing)
Squidward: Okay, that's perfect everybody. Bubble Bowl here we come. Flag twirlers, really spin those things. Okay, turn. Flag twirlers, let's go. I wanna see some spinning. Flag twirlers let's move!!! C'mon, move!!! (flag twirlers spin fast and fly into the air and explode when running into a blimp. Trumpet player plays "Taps", then Squidward lies down on street, curled up in a ball)
Narrator: Day three.
Squidward: How's that harmonica solo coming, Plankton?
Plankton: It's tremendous! Ya wanna see? {runs to his harmonica and plays the first note. Runs along and plays another note. Runs down and plays three notes at the same time. He gets tired and walks slowly to another note. Has trouble playing it. Falls down and spreads saliva}
Narrator: Day four.
Squidward: Well, this is our last night together before the show. And I know that none of you improved since we began… (Patrick chews on a trumpet) …but I have a theory. People talk loud when they wanna act smart, right?
Plankton: (loudly) CORRECT!!
Squidward: So, if we play loud, people might think we're good. Everybody ready? { Everybody gets their instuments ready}And a one, and a two, and a one, two, three, four! (Instantly a piercing loud horrible sound from the instruments breaks the windows apart and causes a small earthquake. Squidward's face is deformed like a Picasso painting and his baton breaks in half.) Okay, new theory..... Maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us.
Harold: (Australian accent) Well, maybe we wouldn't sound so bad if some people didn't try to play with big, meaty claws!
Mr. Krabs: What did you say, punk?!
Harold: (Angrily) BIG, MEATY CLAWS!
Mr. Krabs: (Turns his eyes in anger) Well, these claws ain't just for attracting mates.
Harold: Bring it on, old man! Bring it on!
SpongeBob: No, people. Let's be smart and bring it off.
Nancy: Oh ho, so now the talking cheese is going to preach to us.
[ALL ARGUING]
Squidward: Wait, wait. I know tensions are high. (everyone gets into a fight. Pilar and Larry are yelling at each other. Medley slams a drum on him.) There's a deposit on the equipment, people! (everyone uses their instruments as weapons. Mr. Krabs and Harold charge with clarinets like a joust but they slow down as Mrs. Puff slams them with cymbals.) Settle down, please. (Sandy and Frank are fighting. Sandy destroys Frank's xylophone by chopping it with a drum stick and he runs away. Patrick furiously kicks Sandy, and Sandy glares, turns red and snarls before grabbing a trombone. Patrick screams and runs off as Sandy chases him and the clock sounds at 10 and everyone stops fighting.)
Fred: Hey, class is over! (they all walk to the door making up their fight where Squidward slams them open)
Squidward: Well, you did it. You took my one chance at happiness and crushed it. Crushed it into little tiny, bite-size pieces. I really had expected better of you people. I guess I'm a loser for that, too. Don't bother showing up tomorrow. I'll just tell them you all died in a marching accident. So, thanks, thanks for nothing.
Patrick: You're welcome.
SpongeBob: What kind of monsters are we? That poor creature came to us in his hour of need, and we failed him. Squidward's always been there for us when it was convenient for him. Evelyn, when your little Jimmy was trapped in a fire, who rescued him?
Evelyn: A firemen.
SpongeBob: And Larry, when your heart failed out from all those tanning pills, who revived you?
Larry: Some guy in an ambulance.
SpongeBob: Right. So, if we can all just pretend that Squidward was a fireman, or a guy in an ambulance, then I'm sure that we can all pull together and discover what it truly means: to be in a marching band.
Harold: Yeah, for the fireman!
All: Hooray!
SpongeBob: Now let's make Squidward proud. A-one, a-two, a-skiddleydiddleydoo.
(At Bubble Bowl)
Squidward: I knew this was going to happen. They're just going to have to find another band to play. I just hope that… (sees Squilliam) …SQUILLIAM DOESN'T FIND OUT! SQUILLIAM!! AH! What are you doing here?
Squilliam: (laughs) I just wanted to watch you blow it. So, where's your band?
Squidward: Um, they couldn't come. They…died.
Squilliam: Then who's that?
Squidward: AH! THAT WOULD BE MY BAND!
SpongeBob: We're ready to perform, Squidward.
Squilliam: Well, Squiddy, this is exactly how I pictured your band with look. (SpongeBob dances while flicking his tongue back and forth)
Squidward: That's his…eager face. (Squilliam laughs. They all go into the Bubble Bowl)
Squidward: Well, I guess this will be the last time I can show my face in this town.
SpongeBob: That's the spirit, Squidward. (bowl raises above a football field)
Football Announcer: Ok, football fans. Put your hands together for the Bikini Bottom SuperBand!!!!! (crowd cheers)
Patrick: These are some ugly looking fish.
SpongeBob: Maybe we're in those toxic waste dumps.
Mr. Krabs: I think I'm gonna be sick.
Squidward: (Nervously) Ok, everybody. Let's get this over with. One, two, three, four...
(Several band members play trumpets for a short time) (Music: "Sweet Victory") (SpongeBob begins singing)
[SINGING] The winner takes all, it's the thrill of one more kill. The last one to fall will never sacrifice their will. Don't ever look back on the wind closing in. The only attack were their wings on the wind. Oh, the daydream begins. And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah. And it's ours for the taking, it's ours for the fight, in the sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah. And the world is ours to follow. Sweet, sweet, sweet victory.
(Squilliam is shocked at the band's success and Squidward looks at Squilliam in an evil and smug way causing Squilliam to be scared. Squidward as he makes rock star moves, Squilliam passes out of a heart attack and Squidward waves good bye to him as medical doctors take him away in the distance. Squidward jumps into the air, delighted that he has a great band)
@@Kilo_Miles This reply is a masterpiece.
@@Kilo_Miles o h m y g o d
That mp3 player be looking sus
At this point I don't even read the title anymore. Green iPad=click
same
Same
The cables are long so you don't have to actually see the horrible thing.
Lol
"The intergalactic testicle"
Oh lord, rofl
It looks like a digimon device tbh
did you just actually say rofl
gadgets from that time always had to look like some rejected prop from Men in Black.
Frank’s part was my fave i was so entertained
The fact that the Rave uses the Sam Raimi Spider-Man font kills me
also playstation 3
@@check3255 Sony owns spidey and had the font on purpose tho
I thought I was the only one who noticed!
@@solaireofastora2890 Right, but did Sony make the Rave? I haven’t seen their logo *anywhere* on this thing
@@TheMamaluigi300 no govideo made the rave mp
"Can't you believe no one bought this?"
- DankPods, 2020 onwards.
Basically, the greatest line ever spilled in the history of TH-cam.
i found it brand new on the shelf-
_can you believe no one bought this?_
Him singing "a brand new nug" actually sounded really nice. I demand more.
Right!
I thought we'd get "a brand new Frank" at the end but no :(
@@gravydave963 Yeah, that would've been cool!
Me too
(5:00) Tip; buy scissors from Fiskars; they hold. I've never managed to break one.
"Plastic is made from dinosaur juice."
Welp, that concludes this science lesson.
it's mostly marine algae not dinosaurs
@@jarehelt you must be fun at parties
they took the dinosaur sqeezings and did science on it
I finally see where the among us character design came from
yepp
That's what I saw too... Dang it! Rave sus!
oh god why
The red mp3 player looks sus
amogus
I appreciate the 3 whole minutes dedicated to frank shedding skin!
Frank - the vacuum cleaner!
*2
same, i love seeing frank at the end of videos :))
Imagine if someone afraid of snakes watched Dankpods and they get this.
@@rheymarvinsalestre4075 Good way to process a phobia :3
Nostalgia. Got one of these for christmas for 8th grade graduation and used the hell out of it. The volume was so quiet you could barely hear it. It was also my one and only recording device i would record riffs as i learned to play guitar. A wonderful piece of shit.
you graduated on christmas?
Dankpods Opening an iPod:
"Someone's been in here"
Opening the Rave MP:
"No one's been in here"
The designers foresaw Among Us.
that one girl in my product design class that says her art is "modernly abstract":
Stop you're giving me nightmares
"Maybe it has a flat edge for a good reason?"
Five seconds later: "Oh. *Ohhhhhhhh NOOOOOOOOOOO* "
I’ve never watched a snake shed before, that was interesting
Me 2
This mp3 on preview photo is SUS
I wonder if it feels satisfying, like peeling your skin after a sunburn...
My parents had several snakes over the years while I was growing but I never saw one have such a smooth and intact shed like Frank had. Neat stuff
Kinda gross to watch tbh
Oh my god. THANK you for showing the full tracklist at the beginning; i had a garb nugget back in my day, with all those same songs and I havent been able to find them anywhere! "Forever Rock n Roll" has lived rent free in my head for 20 years (even though it's absolute trash)
Can we all just celebrate frank shedding her skin like she deserves a celebration
short for frank
shes a beauty!!!!!
damn all this time i thought Frank was a boy lol
BRRR BRR BRRRRRRRR
@@nmfifaplayer579 Frankesca? Frankalina?
The lady on the cover isn’t even holding the nugget it’s an iPod
you think they can afford a model?
You missed the opportunity to call them “nugglies”
Even when it's standing still, it appears like it's moving to the right
Self-proclaimed “free thinkers” in the comment section when they see a rectangle in a red shape
amogus
GET OUT OF MY HEADGETOUT OG MY HEAD GGFYGAGAGAGAG SUS!!!! DOWN BAD CAUGVHT IN 4K SUSSY ULTRA SUS GET OUT OF MY HEAD THE VOICES ARE COMING BACK!!!!!
sus
we are all slaves
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*I think I just found myself as an MP3 player...*
Pain
C
When will Dank pods do a face reveal
@Braden. link? pls.
@@kingofnuclearfallout39 I think its the Sad Nugget Roundup video, not sure. All I know is that he says "Basically everything's everything's nugget, you know, I drive a nugget, I A M A N U G G E T" at the beginning
My parents bought this exact nugg for me for Christmas back in the day. The first song I put on it was The Hamster Dance. I don't have it anymore, but I still loved it. This video gave me great nostalgia.
Now I'm watching this vid with my HD600's. I've come a long way since then.
I had one as well. I saw that and was like omg I forgot about it.
Your Hud Duh Six Hundgeos?
@@Breeze926 By ol’ mate Senny!
Its not the ugliest nugget it’s the “When imposter is sus”
The Frank shedding segment is what I didn’t know I was waiting for. She’s so pretty
anyone else notice that the “Rave•MP” text used uses the same font as the sam raimi spider-man films??
guess why we know it’s black and red...
Also the Playstation 3 font.
noticed is straight away
"There's half a T-Rex here in just clear plastic" is now my favorite dank quoute.
It's shape is like the cab part of a lorry!
Ah yes "Scarlet Fir" my favorite track
I'm always scared when being the first to reply.
@@FangsInMyLeg Then dont reply
@@jennieahlberg7137 no, i dont think i will
9:57
Scarlet Fir
Otis McDonal
TH-cam Audio Librar
scarlet fir best tree
That's not a nugget. That's a third party joy con.
I knew Nintendo remembered the 3 handed people who bought an N64
Watching Frank rub her face against the ground like a vacuum made me genuinely guffaw
The noises he makes at 5:08 are so funny😂
*SLAMS IT on the desk and “breaks”* Oh Nooo... *turns it round* oh look, it takes a AAA!!
Every time 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
AAA
Honestly, the Sam Reimi Spiderman font only elevates this to a whole new level
You beat me to it.
i love how the woman seems to be holding an ipod not a rave
I'm guessing they used a stock image
looks like among us in a mp3
He genuinely sounds mad at the fact that the headphone Jack was on the flat side
ofc
Justified. Optimal area to place the jack is top or bottom. My favorite area is my bottom
Are you not genuinely mad?
My man just called oil “dinosaur juice” lmao
fucking based xd
Me: *about to play another video*
Snek: *enters*
Me: *mesmerized*
that nugget looks a bit sus
when the tunes are sus
was looking for a comment like thid
imagine playing among us in 2021
@@Dybannn Among us is dying. They released a crappy update that many mobile and pc players hate and the devs are taking forever to release the new map.
FallGuy69 Thank god
@@fallguy6910 Did you know there is only 3 people working on the game?
I feel there was a missed opportunity to call them Nuglies.
Uggie Nuggies?
Fuggies
Yes
Ruined the 69 likes
Interesting fact: the logo uses the same text as the raimi Spiderman trilogy.
Indeed that’s true
I was thinking that too lmao
@@audiovision2818 lol 😂
And the first PS3 version too
@@gab_v250 yes
I really like how the circular one at the beggining looks. Unironically.
I realise I've never actually wondered *how* a snake sheds its skin. And I never expected this to be the channel where I learned about that
Can we just give a salute to the PK Cells? They work so hard to bring these nuggets to life.
the nugget looks sus
@@LevskiBADBOY stop
@@adastrapgh never
@@LevskiBADBOY they didn't ask, and neither will I
STOP
@@Techmej nein
So nobody's gonna talk about his beautiful notes at 4:31? DankPods can sing!
He really can sing also when he says AAAA I JUST idk what it is about it but I just start bursting out laughing been watching him since the lego pod
@@awesomeiphone597
AAA
AAA
AAA
AAA
staying alive
@@smolspooder 😂😂😂😂
He should get his own Disney movie.
The sticky i think came from it sitting in the sun 24/7/365
3:17 "Plastic is made out of oil, which is dinosaur juice, theres half of a T-Rex here"
You killed me with that one
welp i guess we’ll be making plastic out of you too then
I can now imagine a scientist transporting these nuggets into the stone age. A caveman discovers them and utters the words "ugg nugg".
They were probably smarter than we are. They had to use their brains daily. What makes you smart? You tap a glass screen watching someone else dictate things to you
@@AverageAlien your not even human bro shut up
@@nameunn5479 you're
@@AverageAlien you're doing the exact same thing
At first glance, I was like "where's the other half, is this a his and hers kind of thing?"
That red mp3 player lookin a lil sus
I wasn't the only one noticing that the nugget's font is Spiderman's font right?
The good old SpiderStation 3 font
Imagine having a dedicated nugget room.
Imagine having a dedicated video game room
Imagine having a dedicated book room
Imagine having a dedicated weights room
What’s the point? Idk
Imagine having a dedicated room for sleeping. I wish I had one. I have to sleep on my couch in my one room apartment 🌈 haha 🌈 @@marshmardgames9884
2:22 That took so many turns I almost spilled my water from laughing
Thumbnail:just a nugget
My brain: AMONGUS
I honestly love the extended Frank scenes. She steals the show every time
This looks like a Joycon Nintendo would release to excuse their lack of progress for fixing the Joycon issue
“Oh it takes a AAA!!!”
I died laughing😂
Lol same 😅🤣
you're clearly new here
@@ProteinFromTheSea Nope. Not at all
@@danielcasco-morales2540 but he does that every time
@@David-jm5rj Ik but I wasn’t expecting to this time. Jeez
That mp3 player is kinda sus
Sexy Speaker: "Power on."
DankPods: **Sans noises**