Even Ben 10 made an MP3 player...

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  • @CarthusDojo
    @CarthusDojo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13397

    Why not design the MP3 player to look like the Omnitrix??? This design is insane

    • @LegitOdenbach
      @LegitOdenbach 3 ปีที่แล้ว +696

      They had several of different MP3 players that were the different aliens I actually had one that was echo echo from the alien force series 😂😂😂

    • @annjrue
      @annjrue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +906

      Yeah they could actually make it a wrist unit or something. You could turn the sides for volume and slap the middle to pause it.
      How do I make an MP3 player...

    • @ssw2087
      @ssw2087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      @@annjrue Hmmm... **searches for "How to make A Mp3 player"** Google: Did You Meant " How to make a Crap Mp3 Player? " **Inhales** Google does not help here

    • @agentkenaki6529
      @agentkenaki6529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +434

      @@ssw2087 that was extremely and utterly unfunny thank you for sharing

    • @ssw2087
      @ssw2087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@agentkenaki6529 .. yea im the worst at making replays your welcome

  • @dovydasgrigas441
    @dovydasgrigas441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2214

    By this point the distortion of dirtybuds burning is just how scarlet fire sounds in my brain.

    • @thatone3590
      @thatone3590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      it just doesn't sound right without the crunch

    • @FederalBureau_OfInvestigations
      @FederalBureau_OfInvestigations 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Same lmao

    • @LS-rp6yq
      @LS-rp6yq ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@FederalBureau_OfInvestigations same wait the FBI

    • @FederalBureau_OfInvestigations
      @FederalBureau_OfInvestigations ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@LS-rp6yq o shit who dis ?

    • @LS-rp6yq
      @LS-rp6yq ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@FederalBureau_OfInvestigations no one most definitely not a kgb agent

  • @jessthebenjamin758
    @jessthebenjamin758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3407

    It’s incredibly weird seeing an iPad case that doesn’t look like it went though a blender

    • @__.....
      @__..... 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yep

    • @TheLTG
      @TheLTG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      do not fret, it's time, too, shall come!

    • @ilikemacsalot
      @ilikemacsalot 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @Techo.41
      @Techo.41 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I gave you your magical like

    •  3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      It's like if Ashens bought a new brown sofa.

  • @MasterChiefAgent007
    @MasterChiefAgent007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1923

    "So how did you get lung problems?"
    DankPods: "I smelled too many bootleg ear phones."

    • @abdellatifabbassi8966
      @abdellatifabbassi8966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Normal people :*smokes cigarettes*
      Dank pods:*smokes pods*
      Wait dank means weed and weed is smokable so *Dank pods* this was my ted talk

    • @disnecessaurorex4908
      @disnecessaurorex4908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      "No, aussie man, bootleg earphone gas bad for health"
      "Shut mouth, James"

    • @Mick_92
      @Mick_92 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "'Dirtyphone smoke, don't breathe this."

    • @insertcheesypunhere
      @insertcheesypunhere 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      he's gonna get a brand new flavor of disease with these fumes

  • @marcusferro7588
    @marcusferro7588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +592

    I like how he doesn’t recognize the stance of Ben 10, it’s quite nostalgic for younger people but to him he’s just running forward

    • @jakek6090
      @jakek6090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      It brings back memories for me

    • @HerrFresh
      @HerrFresh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I hated Ben 10 when I was a kid. I still hate it.

    • @gamingnubs7628
      @gamingnubs7628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@HerrFresh literally nobody asked

    • @5usp3c7
      @5usp3c7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@gamingnubs7628 but he was pretty based for saying it.

    • @p3wter0l0l3
      @p3wter0l0l3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@5usp3c7 nah it was mega virgin for just saying something that’s popular is bad for attention

  • @Steel_Prophet
    @Steel_Prophet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2594

    They literally have a show that involves A WATCH DESIGN, but instead to choose to slap ol' Ben on the face instead.
    Lazy designing at its best.

    • @mittens5789
      @mittens5789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      An actual omintrix life sized mp3 player would be sick

    • @legospider1437
      @legospider1437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@mittens5789 Now I want them to make that

    • @mittens5789
      @mittens5789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@legospider1437 it is a good idea a eatch an mp3 player and an accesory in one

    • @ryansonicspeed5080
      @ryansonicspeed5080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True 😂

    • @scoutgaming5024
      @scoutgaming5024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      YOU STICK THE USB IN HIS ARM DAMMIT!!!

  • @xavier2094
    @xavier2094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1324

    "Uhn, Ten Ben"
    That line always gets me idk why

    • @Feedback105
      @Feedback105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Fun fact, in an episode of Ultimate Alien, one of the villains, captain nemesis, mockingly calls Ben, " Ten Bennyson "

    • @aabe1189
      @aabe1189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Feedback105 "Captain Nemesis"? :D What an original name.

    • @MG-Raiden
      @MG-Raiden 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Feedback105 I remember that!

    • @awzthemusicalreviews
      @awzthemusicalreviews 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ironically, tin bin is where all of these end up

    • @coldestbeer
      @coldestbeer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because he's living in the upside down 😂

  • @3clipse314
    @3clipse314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2002

    Ben 10 was my thing back in the day. Dankpods is my thing now. This is magical.

  • @Beautiful_Twisted_Fantasy
    @Beautiful_Twisted_Fantasy ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "Animorphs for aliens" is the weirdest way to describe Ben 10, yet it somehow fits perfectly

  • @capitalliz7635
    @capitalliz7635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    As someone who intends to go into electrical engineering after high school and design electronic goods, thank you for educating me on what *not* to do.

    • @Unforetold.
      @Unforetold. 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      So true

    • @LouSassoleSledgecock_III
      @LouSassoleSledgecock_III ปีที่แล้ว

      Do it, but if you wanna make even more money, become an electrician and be wealthy by the time you reach 35.

    • @Florian00
      @Florian00 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LouSassoleSledgecock_III Depends on where, I partly work as an electrician and my colleagues are nowhere near rich

  • @UItEnthusiast
    @UItEnthusiast 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1430

    Fun fact: Frank doesn't move at all, she only teleports when no one is looking.

    • @kaitlyn__L
      @kaitlyn__L 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Just like Janet

    • @UItEnthusiast
      @UItEnthusiast 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @HolyBurrito I'm pretty sure those tongue flicks are her tongue teleporting in and out of her mouth. Her tongue acts as a separate entity to her.

  • @KevinJames90
    @KevinJames90 3 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    That material filling the keychain hole and off the sides is called “Flash” by the way! Just a small FYI from your friendly plastics worker! 👍🏻

    • @co0kii
      @co0kii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      i cant wait to impress people with this trivia knowledge

    • @cluerip
      @cluerip 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Did it come from cheap, or worn out molds? Is it normal for parts to have flash and just cleaned off?
      I'm weirdly interested in this.

    • @KevinJames90
      @KevinJames90 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@cluerip it could be from worn molds, but more than likely it’s just from a bad batch of parts and low QC standards.

    • @Eli-fj3sc
      @Eli-fj3sc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Is the term "flash" only used for like injected molded products or can it be used for like 3d printed (over-extrusion?). Also how did you get into plastic work it seems like a interesting career?

    • @KevinJames90
      @KevinJames90 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@Eli-fj3sc I believe 3D printing has its own term for something similar, mostly because the cause is different. And I just ended up in plastics on a fluke, started off through a temp agency and got hired in to the company. And it is definitely an interesting career! Between the different properties of the materials to all the different products. We do everything from fly swatters to military and medical.

  • @stone21022
    @stone21022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    4:01 The way he tried to say "get out" but he turns into a gremlin that smoked for 50 years is hilarious to me for some reason.

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Holy shit how do you even make that noise I'm wheezing

    • @Takimeko
      @Takimeko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@lvbboi9 I think you can kinda recreate that through compressing your neck, if that wording makes any sense. Sort of closing it off just enough to where your voice comes out as a weird gurgle.

    • @latiendadepaikawaii
      @latiendadepaikawaii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      | a gremlin that smoked for 50 years
      Grinch?

    • @thedeskman08
      @thedeskman08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I now have asmtha because of that line XD

    • @LS-rp6yq
      @LS-rp6yq ปีที่แล้ว

      How????????????????????

  • @Klonoahedgehog
    @Klonoahedgehog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    As a Ben 10 fan i can say he is definitely the kind of man who would chase someone over some Mc Nuggets.

    • @TetrisShark70
      @TetrisShark70 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Oh absolutely

    • @ahmed4363
      @ahmed4363 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      you could say, he aint going out of that fight without a smoothie

    • @BlueBarracuda
      @BlueBarracuda ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ​@@ahmed4363 NO JUICE FOR YOU °_°

    • @OverlordVal
      @OverlordVal ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Dude would go XLR8 if it was 10 mins to Mr smoothie closing and he would absolutely get a chicken nugget smoothie

    • @sillsilesil
      @sillsilesil ปีที่แล้ว +3

      extremely based susato pfp

  • @doinkz4sale406
    @doinkz4sale406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Imagine all the places they decided to put the headphone jack. You could plug the headphones into to some pretty weird places

  • @JandCfilms1
    @JandCfilms1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1378

    "See, you're not evil Frank. You're just stoopid"
    -DankPods 2021

    • @RandomPyroYT
      @RandomPyroYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @UCllux1b5jKQPL-HbR7vA0Sw ew fock off scammer

    • @TriflingToad
      @TriflingToad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@RandomPyroYT they remove any comments telling people its spammed scum of the earth

  • @afeathereddinosaur
    @afeathereddinosaur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    I came dangerously close to getting one of those Ben 10 shaped nuggets, if only I didn't take a look at it and think "how's this gonna fit in my schoolbag?" I would have gone into the deep end

    • @Nonexistent_creature
      @Nonexistent_creature 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      great choice

    • @NEEDbacon
      @NEEDbacon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I mean, it's a good enough reason to avoid this thing.

  • @crowedarken
    @crowedarken 3 ปีที่แล้ว +708

    Everytime Dank says "it's a collectible", you know The Famous Toledos™ will take another victim.

    • @shahali1969
      @shahali1969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      BTW his name is Wade

    • @moosen189
      @moosen189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@shahali1969 Dank

    • @spingleboygle
      @spingleboygle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@moosen189 Dankpods

    • @eemeli7093
      @eemeli7093 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@spingleboygle dankkypoddys

    • @shahali1969
      @shahali1969 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@eemeli7093 is this a meme now?

  • @mitchelleva
    @mitchelleva 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Man... I don't even need headphones and I'm just straight-up binging your whole channel. Many thanks for the great videos

  • @_GhostMiner
    @_GhostMiner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    * *starts breaking/destroying something* *
    "Wait, that's probably collectible"
    * *proceeds to destroy it even more.* *
    *I LOVE IT!*

  • @bradb9345
    @bradb9345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +547

    Bruh with all the cables he gets he doesn’t need sponsors he can just melt down the copper

    • @VeryTastySoup87
      @VeryTastySoup87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What

    • @VeryTastySoup87
      @VeryTastySoup87 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omg

    • @TheWarrrenator
      @TheWarrrenator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Taking all the copper out of the cables and smelting them together in a crucible would be a great video actually.

    • @brandontechnerd
      @brandontechnerd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And aluminium

    • @arturomendoza9145
      @arturomendoza9145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      You’re assuming they have copper, cheap o cables are usually cheap aluminum or zinc.

  • @nomonoodle
    @nomonoodle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +506

    Imagine wanting to listen to some music during an apocalypse and you’re just PRAYING for an old MP3 player and then this is the thing you find

    • @crosshair8741
      @crosshair8741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Story of my life

    • @Purpiii
      @Purpiii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      And the only song on it is s scarlet fire

    • @nomonoodle
      @nomonoodle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@Purpiii I would throw myself into a scarlet fire

    • @figshwg
      @figshwg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@nomonoodle rhyming at its finest

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Purpiii fine
      Scarlet fire slaps

  • @tudoria
    @tudoria 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2730

    This is how I'm learning Australian.

    • @tudoria
      @tudoria 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @Russell White Not gonna lie
      Aussie: (naoght•gunna•loiye)

    • @yourtechweekeveryweek6321
      @yourtechweekeveryweek6321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      What if people with accents actually typed the way they spoke all the time

    • @LukeHDPlays
      @LukeHDPlays 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same I now have a great Australian accent

    • @SeanBerdin
      @SeanBerdin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      So my last job was working at McDonald's, but I got sacked aye, 'caus I ah stole all the cookin' oil, poured it all over the car park mate, turnin' it into a drift ring hey. People pullin' in for Maccas didn't even know they were participatin'. Man, never seen a Camry slide like that! Straight into the lamp pole mate, it was super mad.

    • @retardman69garlicgamingina27
      @retardman69garlicgamingina27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      kinda cool mate

  • @Ever_2008_ARG
    @Ever_2008_ARG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    2:44 i wish he noticed the "dank" at the German part so he could say "look, that's me!"

  • @Sir_Uncle_Ned
    @Sir_Uncle_Ned 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Those jankbuds held up surprisingly well at first. Probably some kind of volume-limiting thing (These were for kids after all) that you had to bake until golden brown, then you get the crunch.

  • @SilentAbyss1996
    @SilentAbyss1996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +669

    Okay, but the fact that the iCarly player had the Nerf Nugget's screen on it is driving me wild.

    • @redrix1787
      @redrix1787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @YTr cretor what

    • @thebeangularity9798
      @thebeangularity9798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @YTr cretor put out actual content, then you won't have to be bumming for views like a homeless streamer.
      (no personal attack to anyone except this clown.)

    • @LatteWiiU
      @LatteWiiU 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @YTr cretor stop

    • @Nonexistent_creature
      @Nonexistent_creature 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @YTr cretor cretin

    • @NEEDbacon
      @NEEDbacon 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I THOUGHT I recognized Cool Spot's crack addiction brother.

  • @TheStopmotionMovie
    @TheStopmotionMovie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    "you don't need 5 minutes of scarlet fire"
    My disappointed is immeasurable and my day is ruined

  • @DaDumplingGod
    @DaDumplingGod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    “Your not evil frank, your just stupid.”

    • @djlj8718
      @djlj8718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "Your not evil frank, your just stupid."

    • @nukkonyan
      @nukkonyan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *".diputs tsuj ruoy ,knarf live ton rouY"*

    • @nukkonyan
      @nukkonyan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Taybray985 Insert text here.

  • @haven216
    @haven216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    8:20 This reminds me of that one South Park episode when Stan turned 10 and everything sounds like literal crap

    • @saturniidspectre
      @saturniidspectre 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Jim Carrey has a bunch of turds in his apartment!"

    • @Dinglehut2
      @Dinglehut2 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Then he went to a alcohol club that false claims to have” assburgers”

  • @BaconLady
    @BaconLady 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    0:37 this woman is holding up her own floating, disappearing head. It's like she's laughing at us peasants for needing bodies

  • @matt4812
    @matt4812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +486

    “I think it’s like animorphs… for aliens… and there’s a watch…”
    To be fair, you nailed it.

    • @FinalFantasyIXIIII
      @FinalFantasyIXIIII 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Well, I don't think animorphs could be come literal gods, but its still a pretty apt analogy.

    • @cryotek3624
      @cryotek3624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Thats actually a very accurate statement. Considering that people were being controlled by alien parasites in the second series.

    • @pharoahcaraboo9610
      @pharoahcaraboo9610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      animorphs but less war trauma

    • @tr4sh37
      @tr4sh37 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@pharoahcaraboo9610 Oh god this hits hard.

  • @NoobGyver
    @NoobGyver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +693

    at this point they are going to make a Frank themed nugget

    • @TomokoJinx
      @TomokoJinx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I'd definitely buy it

    • @shaydevlin5557
      @shaydevlin5557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      She deserves it she’s a good frank

    • @skullduggery7917
      @skullduggery7917 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Best merch ever

    • @cavemanvi
      @cavemanvi 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’d buy that shit for sure. Frank my queen.

    • @onelividguardsman5681
      @onelividguardsman5681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Frankpod presented by Craig.

  • @rand5106
    @rand5106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +520

    "I think it's like Animorphs for aliens, and there's a watch" Yep got it in one

    • @destituteanddecadent9106
      @destituteanddecadent9106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      But Animorphs is about aliens? Is this a joke I'm not getting?

    • @walesjedi9217
      @walesjedi9217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@destituteanddecadent9106 he turns into aliens, not animals and uses a watch to do so. that's about it

    • @destituteanddecadent9106
      @destituteanddecadent9106 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@walesjedi9217 ah thanks

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hello fellow AniFans XD

    • @destituteanddecadent9106
      @destituteanddecadent9106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Roadent1241 seriously I thought I was the only one who read that shit back in the day 😂
      Where have y'all been hiding all these lonely years

  • @ProMazterGamer
    @ProMazterGamer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Damn, those dirty buds can do something I can't: Last up to three rounds

  • @anthonyhoran3200
    @anthonyhoran3200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    “Let’s put music on a child” :-D

    • @RedMarcus14
      @RedMarcus14 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's basically it

  • @Mr.Mousey
    @Mr.Mousey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    They LITERALLY just took a Ben 10 JPG then said "let's make it a nugget" instead of like the watch that would be eaven cooler to have a literal watch as an MP3 player then a random child

    • @NEEDbacon
      @NEEDbacon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Honestly kinda surprised said Jpg ISN'T a watch. Like I mean the cheapest PVC strap ever seen on the back but still.

    • @TheEsdaniel
      @TheEsdaniel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I reckon the watch would be more expensive

  • @frostytin3419
    @frostytin3419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    “It will be in use exclusively under the direct alertness of an adult person.”
    Someone wanted to hit the word count, that’s for sure.

    • @Ravello1111111111111111111
      @Ravello1111111111111111111 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Whoever choose s to like this comment and changing it to 70 will be forever cursed

  • @tyw877
    @tyw877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Oh god, I have a verifiable garbage idea:
    Get all of the working nuggs on the channel, somehow put them in RAID, and boot Windows off of ~20 2GB nuggets. Would probably take more than 3 hours to boot if it worked.

  • @W0lfw00d178
    @W0lfw00d178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    DankPods, I’ve been watching your stuff since you largest ipod battery vid. I’m so glad to see all the success you’ve had. And glad I subscribed and continued watching your vids. They are truly entertaining and funny.

  • @jectellsforgottenchannel5553
    @jectellsforgottenchannel5553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    The fact that your mp3 is discolored and shows a silhouette of an alien he doesn't even have (at the time) already told me how bad this thing was gonna be.
    there's also an alien made for this show whos power is literally sound based so why they didn't design an mp3 around him will forever baffle me

  • @ssageyy
    @ssageyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +689

    brain: *sad* :(
    recommended: funny australian man
    brain: *happy*

    • @ravysaini127
      @ravysaini127 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude you have 222 likes

    • @ravysaini127
      @ravysaini127 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cheesecake1894 yes

    • @kokariki
      @kokariki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The brain got happy juice

    • @NALTOdeluxe
      @NALTOdeluxe 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You doin alright mate?

  • @slipstreamdragon
    @slipstreamdragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    I'm never gonna get tired of the "Oh we gotta be careful, it's a collectible!"
    It gets me every time.

  • @tergish1
    @tergish1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +508

    Dankpods uploads a video:
    “I can dispose of the body later”

    • @just_HAZEN
      @just_HAZEN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      underrated

    • @lt.creeper6357
      @lt.creeper6357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Can I have some context please

    • @lordcrocell1691
      @lordcrocell1691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@lt.creeper6357 no.

    • @Hendika
      @Hendika 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wait what?

    • @cavemanvi
      @cavemanvi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead.

  • @PANDORAZTOYBOKZ
    @PANDORAZTOYBOKZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I love that you started singing Perdido when you brought out the scissors

  • @andrewcurtin7003
    @andrewcurtin7003 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    3:24
    Oh my god
    Dank. Dank...
    Its a HEADphone jack
    Im actually mad

    • @MrSkeleton14
      @MrSkeleton14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No

    • @senilerodent
      @senilerodent ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh come on
      The joke was so easy 😞😞

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2873

    Damn, just hearing Ben 10 in 2021 is nostalgic enough for me

    • @dataexpunged69
      @dataexpunged69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      come on dude a bit late aren't you

    • @kaimat12
      @kaimat12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Please stop and go away

    • @bigmeatyman
      @bigmeatyman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I used to go to car boots with my dad and get loads of figures

    • @muhammadwahaj11
      @muhammadwahaj11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yea but the mp3 player is absolutely rubbish😂

    • @lucas_6387
      @lucas_6387 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello

  • @dq38aj
    @dq38aj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +549

    At this point I'm gonna be surprised if a children's franchise hasn't made an mp3 player

    • @boosaft1622
      @boosaft1622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      1 whole minute of googling say Angry Beavers haven't, my childhood is somewhat safe

    • @KarmicSly
      @KarmicSly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Imagine a world...

    • @beansman8757
      @beansman8757 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Shrek MP3 player when

    • @enchantednightcrawler6629
      @enchantednightcrawler6629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Jan64X coronavirus mp3 player?

    • @LookAlikeFilm
      @LookAlikeFilm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Boobah MP3 Player

  • @DoctorTheo
    @DoctorTheo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    It would have been so much better if it was a recreation of his watch, and you select it in the same way he selects his alien forms. Unconventional? Yea, but kids would love it! I know I would.

    • @pharoahcaraboo9610
      @pharoahcaraboo9610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      it'd have been too much effort, bc you're right that wouldve been RAD

    • @Laminity
      @Laminity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      SO TRUE ID BUY IT

    • @Notllamalord
      @Notllamalord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That would need the least bit of effort

    • @austinpigza
      @austinpigza 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This was my first thought! Like the missed opportunity there is huge. Maybe a competent company did make something like that though?

    • @kaitlyn__L
      @kaitlyn__L 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@austinpigza I googled “omnitrix mp3 player” and it was all non-mp3 player omnitrices and this crap player. Alas.

  • @michel3633
    @michel3633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    1:28 gotta leave this here to remind myself of how funny this guy is

  • @SDK2K9
    @SDK2K9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've just noticed. The UI for the iCarly nugget is the same as the Nerf nugget.

  • @henk4
    @henk4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    They could have easily made an actual Ben 10 themed MP3 player in the shape on an omnitrix, or maybe the badge that sticks to your chest.

  • @SDNimm543
    @SDNimm543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    Is no one going to point out that they only colored in half his shirt?

    • @lixocompleto547
      @lixocompleto547 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That bothers me so much for some reason

    • @Sallyhearts
      @Sallyhearts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Well i can't unsee that now. Someone no doubt had the paint bucket tool and colored the top of the shirt on accident and couldn't be bothered to fix it.

  • @TartarSauceIsNotDead
    @TartarSauceIsNotDead 3 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    Everyone else in the world: Ahh, snek! Run away!
    Australia: Good doggy!

    • @cheesecake1894
      @cheesecake1894 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      and some tea drinkin' roadmen hating brits
      me and my uncle adore sneks
      like I saw Frank for the first time and was like
      ÁĂÄÅÆEE

  • @EpicRail123456
    @EpicRail123456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:38 "That is a qualty sticker!"
    "You can tell by the way it comes Straight Off."
    fuckig hilarious

  • @domesticcat1725
    @domesticcat1725 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Power Supply: Lithium"
    Aka the first mp3 that runs on Nirvana

  • @computernerdinside
    @computernerdinside 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    For those wondering, they sound crunchy after a minute because lots of headphone drivers (ESPECIALLY cheap ones) are plastic. Gets the job done, but as they heat up, they deform and maybe even melt.

  • @ziplocbag4303
    @ziplocbag4303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    The speed at which I clicked the notification is ungodly. Never a bad day with a Dank upload

  • @Carsian
    @Carsian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    I've been on a DankPods binge literally ALL WEEK after discovering this channel and it appears this video's my reward for catching up. Brilliant!
    I NEED MORE CONTENT!

  • @sachadc
    @sachadc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Toledoes the package
    "Oh wait, I need to be careful, this is totally a collectible"
    Toledoing intensifies

  • @cragnorthegoblinking4269
    @cragnorthegoblinking4269 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    After the 3rd round in the ring with the big red boy, those earbuds sounded like cicadas.

  • @darkphoxgaming
    @darkphoxgaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    "Those nuggets ain't gonna last"
    How you can sum up this amazing channel in 1 line lol

  • @MetaliX86
    @MetaliX86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Up next: Even dankpods made an MP3 player.

    • @Tomani02
      @Tomani02 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I mean, that broken iPod kinda counts...

    • @MetaliX86
      @MetaliX86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The shrekpod? Yeah I miss it, but that’s not what I was thinking about, more of a Shrek statue armed with audio stuff.

    • @Tomani02
      @Tomani02 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MetaliX86 it would be the holy grail of MP3 players.

    • @MetaliX86
      @MetaliX86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Tomani02 what if it becomes his setup? And a 2000 ohm desktop dac and amp?? mate you could stress headphones to the max if you do that!

    • @Kalvinjj
      @Kalvinjj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Imagine he makes either that iCarly/Batman/full generic one, or that stick one the US army, Pepsi and everybody else did too

  • @KeyboardsGray
    @KeyboardsGray 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I enjoyed Toledo sung to ‘Perdido’ - the go to standard to sing to for anything with three-syllables…

  • @MikeLaRock88
    @MikeLaRock88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "I think its like Animorphs" Woah, now thats nostalgia. I forgot about that show

  • @MKx2_05
    @MKx2_05 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Bro this channel is so good .I can't get burnt out from watching it .

  • @AnonyDave
    @AnonyDave 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Power supply: Lithium
    Oh, it's just a bipolar supply and needs to be levelled out. Now I can't decide if this is a badly inappropriate joke or not

  • @futureddude4250
    @futureddude4250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    Are we even surprised at this point, DANK can find anything

    • @moose-1
      @moose-1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wouldn't be surprised if my father was in the next vid

    • @ozan1234561
      @ozan1234561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i will be sold if he finds a bad dragon bluetooth speaker

    • @futureddude4250
      @futureddude4250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@moose-1 oh...oh no

    • @futureddude4250
      @futureddude4250 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ozan1234561 YES

    • @Kalvinjj
      @Kalvinjj 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ozan1234561 And it's just a subwoofer, for... obvious reasons

  • @yukito6386
    @yukito6386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    the thing that makes this excuse of a mp3 player 10 times worse is the fact that the shirt that Benno is supposed to wear under his jacket is half black half green..... they couldn't even paint it properly

  • @Com2486
    @Com2486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "Ew looks like it got hot at one stage"
    10 seconds ago: "I literally played scarlet fire for 5 minutes straight on max volume"

  • @bigbry1994
    @bigbry1994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm so glad Im a Patreon now cause I now have a double dosage of my favorite Aussie a week.

  • @Lolwutfordawin
    @Lolwutfordawin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Imagine if they had put the slightest bit of effort into this and made it the actual wearable watch.. that would've actually been cool.

  • @matejpavel2296
    @matejpavel2296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I love how they included the engineering drawing, which is of course wrong :D
    The top and bottom views are made in the American system, while the left and right views are in the European system. It looks like it was made by someone who only saw a drawing in passing.

  • @awesometoyoda7254
    @awesometoyoda7254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Why do companies ever think these would've sold....

    • @auzziegamer4661
      @auzziegamer4661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      its marketed to kids

    • @KazeAkiyama
      @KazeAkiyama 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I had one.

    • @Bird_King
      @Bird_King 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cuz people would buy it for some reason, it was for the hype cuz apple made mp3s and not everyone could afford it but like THEY MADE SHITTY VERSIONS THAT USED TO WORK LIKE HOLY SHIT PEOPLE WOULD BUY IT.... I have no faith in humanity bro 💔

    • @catfish552
      @catfish552 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You know how dumb kids are, right?

    • @auzziegamer4661
      @auzziegamer4661 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@catfish552 not all kids are dumb

  • @mintpalmer
    @mintpalmer ปีที่แล้ว +4

    🎶 it started when an MP3 device did what it did, and stuck itself upon his desk the secrets that it hid, now he has to review it for the content in this vid, he's Dank Pods 🎶

  • @shawnwilcowski
    @shawnwilcowski 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Would’ve been best to revolve the design around one of his tech based aliens

  • @2sighkick2furious39
    @2sighkick2furious39 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    BREAKING NEWS: Aussie rips teenager in half

  • @brunkosaurusrex
    @brunkosaurusrex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I can't begin on the absolutely crap day I had at work today. It was a 18 hour work day filled with many problems and 911 calls. The mere sight of the notification that DankPods has posted a new video made me feel a sort of safety and promise that at the end of this terrible day, I get to go home, shower, and laugh my gorgeous butt off to yet another fantastic video. I love you man, keep entertaining viewers from all over the world, you are truly a bright light to some people's dark tunnel.

  • @pixelcutterofficial
    @pixelcutterofficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    My only question. Did no one in the board meeting about this product think about the fact that they could make the MP3 look like the actual watch from the show so kids could wear something from the show and listen to music?

    • @KazeAkiyama
      @KazeAkiyama 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I honestly think that would be cool, but really fucking annoying. Having a wire on your wrist to your head all the time is far more annoying than a pocket.

    • @notloki3140
      @notloki3140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That would make sense if people that take the decision of taking these generic products to market knew what the francizes behind them meant. Not to mention that it could have been done at a higher level as in the corporate HQ for a given conglomerate see an opportunity to make a lot of money by selling e-waste, ask a nerd working down the floor which francizes they are in charge of, and voila. It's like video games, the actual developers have zero to no saying in how the product they solely create gets monetized.

    • @enweave
      @enweave 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I bet they could've even added an actual electronic watch to that thing, i mean like no additional R'n'D, just hot glue existing board from cheapest chinese watch on top.

    • @godminnette2
      @godminnette2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@KazeAkiyama Then let them disconnect the strap and put it in their pocket? Still has the cool shape

  • @canberkkucuk9997
    @canberkkucuk9997 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    8:32 did you see the spark of electricity

    • @Uopra
      @Uopra ปีที่แล้ว

      Where

    • @MrSkeleton14
      @MrSkeleton14 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where

    • @Uopra
      @Uopra ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​​​​​@@MrSkeleton14 I FOUND IT
      ITS AT 8:33 WHEN HE GRABS IT, LOOK AT THE PART OF THE EAR BUD THAT GOES INTO YOUR EAR

    • @MrSkeleton14
      @MrSkeleton14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Uopra i see it now

    • @Uopra
      @Uopra ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MrSkeleton14 Idk why I said it in all caps XD

  • @nerualsi
    @nerualsi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Kept seeing your videos recommended and finally watched one, now I've seen them all. You have made me laugh so hard a handful of times, thank you so much.

  • @Madison1676
    @Madison1676 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Dude the only thing I use Mini USB cables for is to charge my TI84+ CE

    • @Frigid_Kev
      @Frigid_Kev 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My PS3, PS Move and Wii U Pro controller all use Mini USB

  • @T3rASys
    @T3rASys 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    ive been watching your channel for a few months and i showed my grandfather, he absolutely loves your content! he cant get enough of all of the bits you have, and he likes learning about the technology too! might become a patron and show him the videos there for his birthday

  • @rockaway0beach
    @rockaway0beach 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Australia's mining industry is 30% made of copper from dankpods' surplus microUSB cables

  • @cesarcasado4056
    @cesarcasado4056 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2:17 wait I thought the scissors died..... Oh I get it now

  • @Game-N-Headbang69.
    @Game-N-Headbang69. หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Alright. Lets put music on a child." that line made me spit out my maca's coffee. great work (as always) m8

  • @daglemj
    @daglemj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    "we have the license for this show to make an mp3 player. It's about a kid with this super powered watch, how should we design the mp3 player?"

    • @legospider1437
      @legospider1437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Let's just make It look like Ben because that's much cooler looking.

  • @thememer6302
    @thememer6302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Ben 10 was my childhood now he’s rectifying my childhood which I think is a good thing

  • @Kat_Pines
    @Kat_Pines 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Feels like they made this design just so they could reuse it as a keyring when it flopped just remove the insides and fill it up with rubber

  • @Banana-uc9qp
    @Banana-uc9qp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4:39 the headphones that airlines give you for the tv’s

  • @sakuraaace
    @sakuraaace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    perfect for when you want to listen to music in class. "Oh this isn't an MP3 player, I'm just listening to the life drain out of his soul"

  • @Smooth_Waver
    @Smooth_Waver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "you scared me there you saucy wich" oml I'm dying

  • @KasaiHasuki
    @KasaiHasuki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I’d love to see a thermometer reading of the headphones when they’re getting absolutely cooked

  • @amsyarzero
    @amsyarzero 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    6:54
    "Man, Ben 10, man, he puts out an output"
    _insert floor is floor joke here_

  • @callistorides
    @callistorides 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fun fact: all the MP3’ you open in the big packaging, THEY’RE FROM THE SAME COMPANY XD
    it has the same freaking circle guy

  • @rianrushwood1426
    @rianrushwood1426 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I REMEMBER WATCHING THIS SHOW. I LOVED IT, this thing is a massive disservice to that masterpiece

  • @ThreeTwentyTech
    @ThreeTwentyTech 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    It's so weird seeing an iPad case that looks actually looks in somewhat decent condition....

  • @crunchio
    @crunchio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I really appreciate the clean silence at the start of every video

  • @Mr_Ghats
    @Mr_Ghats 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Thank you for this this is the best birthday present I could ever ask for

    • @mrlotus5181
      @mrlotus5181 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Show me Ur history

  • @Send_jet
    @Send_jet 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    5:16 “alright let’s put music on a child”

  • @JamesLawner
    @JamesLawner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    These are exactly the type of devices parents would buy instead of an iPod.

    • @joshbacon8241
      @joshbacon8241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “We have an iPod at home.”