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- Jake gave the bird to his teacher, miss Pasternak. While Alan and Judith are arguing about who's fault it is, Charlie tries to make Jake apologize.
Season 2, episode 3 (A Bag Full of Jawea).
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Season 2, episode 3 (A Bag Full of Jawea)
PowNiels
Missy is a good looking woman.... but looks like an alien..... which is why she was a great pick for her part on GALAXY QUEST.
0:17 was does that mean(gave teacher "the bird")
Alcoholic one? Take mine 😂
Flipped off mean
@Amira Djiar 0000000000000009 is not 88888888
"It is, "Miss" Pasternak, right?" Supersmooooooth
Fauzan Meidireza Funny that t
she's a lap dancer a few seasons afterwards
I didn't get that one?
Fauzan Meidireza Trully a clever pickup line.
ConcededHadesIV
Sadly, a different actress played the part.
Going to work....
They hired Sheen because he was a drunken party animal, to play the character of a guy who is a drunken party animal, then years later they fire him because he was a drunken party animal. Go figure...
I think he figuratively flipped Chuck Lorre off. Or should I say, flipped off Chuck Lorre.
I just read your username and got the pun! Hilarious 😂
and he did loads of drugs in real life which was only really mildly implied with Charlie Harper..
They forgot the mile-long "rails" of coke he hoovered up. They should have had Charlie doing lines of the stuff off the top of his piano when he was busy "composing".
Show turned to pure shit after he left and fans predicted that will happen. They wanted to turn it into a feminist family friendly show, so an alpha male dicking blondes would not do.
As a teacher, this cracks me up. If memory serves though, she actually WAS picking on him and that's really uncool.
Really
Yes, you are right. SHe admited it later in this episode.
I wouldn't recommend doing that preposition thing unless you wanna join her in getting the finger
I did that once only reason I got away with it was cause I was in kindergarten and my brother told me that's how the Chinese greet each other
She taught my brother so......she gave me a pass and a warning
@@mysticfire5850 "this is how the chinese greet each other..." theres a new one
As a teacher this cracks me up if memory serves though she actually WAS picking on him and thats really uncool
“I always have to be the bad guy.”
“Well you’re better at it then me.”
That’s perfect.
Romance girl
@@bitwawesome1 BOT.
*laughs in Lex Luthor*
Jake learned quickly to apologize to women but you never have to be sorry
...according to Charlie, anyway. Don't think I'd want his advice on women.
@@not-so-smartaleck8987 why not? He got a lot of women anyway
Not-so-smart aleck I mean considering he slept with 100’s of women...
@@not-so-smartaleck8987 Alan?
@@not-so-smartaleck8987 I would unless you banged more women then him
One of the only television shows I truly laughed at while watching.
Romance girl
0:52 it was at that moment Alan realized....exactly why Jake flipped Miss Pasternak off
The early seasons of this show were absolute *comedy gold.*
the moment he sez “it is miss pasternek right” her future fell apart
She did choose to date Charlie, so how much life was there in the first place?
Pimpin ain't easy but it has to be done
@@colonelbuendias Also, she didn't treat Jake fairly or with respect. So she kind of deserved what happened to her later on. And she admitted to Charlie that she didn't care much for Jake, so that explains it.
And he got in trouble for acting out what his character is on tv he’s my hero
The title should be 'Jake's logic'. lmfao that kid is hilarious!
One of my fave episodes.
The other one is when Jake draws
a picture of a well developed girl in his class and his father is called
to the school!
and charlie's response is: "Ah dude, why'd you sign it?!"
I didn’t realize it’s missy Pyle... until now!!
"I think I lost my innocence" 🤣
Jake at this age and a bit younger was the best. Time for me to watch the bloopers again.
I see why Charlie hooked up with her
TJ Spears I’m not liking because it’s on 69 also I’m watching now for nostalgia
The correct phrase would be “I could see why her and Charlie hooked up.”
@@nelly9206 yeah, but I think most people would´ve said "I can see..."
@@nelly9206 and that's why u get the bird😁
@@nelly9206 The ACTUAL correct phrase would be, "I can see why she and Charlie hooked up." If you're going to correct someone, make sure that you're correct yourself.
Damn I forgot how good this show was before Charlie left!!!!
Judith: Your son gave his teacher the bird.
Me: Oh then she's heard about it?
Judith: Heard What?
Me: *Sings surfin bird*
Bird is the word! Oldest Family Guy joke in the book.
The teacher is the one who play's the mother in the series Impulse
Charlie: You don't have to be sorry. Just say it. And look it, you've got those big, cute kid eyes. Use them.
Jake: That would be lying 😂Who likes the Dialoges between both.
I knew better than this when I was younger. If I wanted to flip off my teacher I’d do it under my desk.
Over tomeone trying to help you with grammar and people take it as an insult? Pathetic and stupid.
I think Miss Pasternik just needs a good boning
She will git it.
She's wrong. "Off" in "flip off" is an adverb, not a preposition. You can have it at the end of the sentence.
May we have a moment?
Alan starts flipping off Ms Pasternak
Alan feels to show the finger to teacher for correcting him often , good one.
Alan tried to give the bird😂
CAN WE STILL BRING BACK THE SHOW WITH CHARLIE
If you got a shitload of cash to make it everyone's worth while, sure.
Charlie's magic always work.
*Judith is incredible!!* ❤️
Romance girl
Yoooo..i don't care what anyone says....those 3 were the funniest....i like Ashton ...he's cool.....but he is Charlie sheen.....I'm sad he going thru what he going thru
May we have a moment pls??
I think that answers your question
Wish I had an uncle like Charlie....who told me the absolute truths of life
Agastya Aanand Erm uncles don’t tend to have sex with their nephews....
I wouldn't trust Charlie's "advice" about anything! ;)
@@Sneakyturtle18 thats not what she meant bricks for brains...
Campean Marian Daniel you’re so cool and intelligent
I did was very worthwhile
Always loved that deep down Charlie really cared about Jake
That was the magic of the first few seasons.
Later they ruined it by making everyone hate each other
What do you mean deep down? It was really clear in every episode.
Why wouldn't he? He isn't a psyhopath he is just a drunk womanizer
About Jake and Alan. He didn't always show it but when the time came he stepped up and even called off a wedding.
@@Hawaiian_Pizza_Enjoyer (season 10-12)
"Buddy you're eleven you have no side." Could be used with any age before 18
if you're living with your parents after 18 you still have no side cuz it's their house
I learned that the hard way
We get you're a teenager
We all been there
@@AzAlexzZ I feel you bro
Or any age when you're discussing with your parents
I forgot what the situation was because this was 20 years ago but I remember a sub in my class got my friend in trouble for no reason when she felt felt she had a reason I remember talking back trying to defend my friend she said I could be quiet or go to the office and when I said office she said I was being dumb and then I said she was really dumb i'm really smart oh the mind of a 9 year old
A man is walking around Harvard university, he asked somebody "excuse me can you tell me where the library is?" The student replies "Sorry but here at Harvard we don't finish our sentences with prepositions" The man then said "okay, can you tell me where the library is jackass?"
BennyNeb, "is" is a verb, not a preposition.
that makes it even funnier, a harvard student who doesn't know what a preposition is
Revan Ruler makes you wonder how he got accepted.
kidamaroo or maybe it points out that Harvard is for the wealthy, not the intelligent
Is is not a preposition is dummy
Lol, I love hearing the fighting between Alan and Judith. 'I always have to be the bad guy.' 'Well, you're better at it then me!' Just brilliant :p
"than I"?
*gets nod of approval*
Xylarxcode
Straight up savage
@@Joekool88 Correcting a years old comment and then not even getting it right. Than me is perfectly acceptable to say. Look at the link for proof: www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/than-what-follows-it-and-why
@@Bronzescorpion i know this is 4 months old but /WOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSHHHHHHHHH
Plot twist: Alan had it right the first time.
I laughed so hard when alan tried to give her the bird 😂😂
Romance girl
What is bird?? Inthis context
Romance girl
"You're 11 you have no side" is accurate af. You could get denied basic rights and can't even complain because adults would value the words of other adults before taking yours
My dad told me the exact same thing
Yes, is that so hard to understand? Not everyone deserves everything
Because more people think they're entitled to everything.
: You're 11, what tf do you even know?
He’s 11, he’s be in 5-6th grade.
Lies again? Best Kindergarten Teacher
Two and a Half Men and Malcolm in the Middle both taught us a very important lesson, "If anything ever goes wrong in your life, it's always your mother's fault!"
And don't forget "Everybody Loves Raymond".
Well said
Everybody hates chris lol
That sounds like an angle a psychiatrist would take.
Lois, Evelyn and Marie should get together for tea and scones lol
AH YEAH, Alan was about to give the teacher the bird :)
So was charlie
@@luckychurchyard5852 Haha, a different bird though
@@luckychurchyard5852 Charlie did give the bird
@@noelserrao9680 Why am i not suprised...
OMG, tell me you're not equating "bird" with penis??? Hmmm, I never heard that one before... What kind of bird? Not a hummingbird, I hope. ;)
"i dont get to tell my side"
"buddy you're eleven you don't have a side"
im 26 and that's still what people tell me
Get in yo bag dawg
Now I know why people hate grammar nazis...
lol
... And thats why she got the finger..
@Rob
There is also a difference between grammar and proper spelling.
I don't call them grammar nazis, I call them people pissed off that tax money was wasted teaching people who obviously didn't learn anything...or something like that!
Someone tries to help with you with correct grammar, and people take it as an insult when being corrected. Pathetic and stupid.
It’s officially ended when Charlie left.
He got fired
Yep you are totaly right
He self destructed, the dumbass.
The show only had 8 seasons … the rest was just a failed spinoff
I love when Allen goes to flip here off too 😂😂😂😂
Flip off her
@@yules2597 He didn’t get to. He was stopped by Judith.
@@arcticangel1628
We saw it coming just like she did.
Then Charles also gave her the finger later....
Allan wasn't using wrong grammar.
-Is this true?
-Yeah, i really thought she couldn't see me :D
As an English teacher I can say 100% that we sometimes deserve to be flipped off
As a former English student turned engineer. I agree.
I'd say half the time.
well, there's only the thumbs up and thumbs down option. TH-cam didn't give any option for the rest of the hand.
And u end ur sentences with prepositions?! 🤦🏽♂️
Yes you bleeding do
"I always have to be the bad guy"
"Well, you're better at it than me"
😂😂😂😂😂
Amos Maka I love that part too lol
Andrew Bui Alan basically gave the middle finger 🖕 to Judith with that line... 😂😂😂
Amos Maka and it IS "better than me" NOT "better than I" !!
*than I.
I like how she refers to Jake as "YOUR SON" instead of "OUR SON" when he does something wrong. Like all the bad stuff came from his dad 😂
Judith and the majority of women, especially divorced ones, does this
Romance girl
@@otaviofrn_adv MY mother does.
Romance girl
“It is ‘Miss’...Pasternak, right...?” Ever so delicate in timing and delivery.
Romance girl
Every teacher--if they don't have a pet, they have a personal target... someone that just reminds them of that kid who used to screw at them at that age.... And the personal wrath they ring...
Amen brother
Damn right. There was this one teacher who straight up bullied me for 3 years. She would always look for an excuse to punish me.
@@dfgntzfjgyhmghbndfnghcmsfr1089 been there, the fucking history teacher 🙄
The fucking science teacher
Like in that malcolm in the middle episode where the teacher wanted reese to fail his test just because he was the school bully and the teacher used to be bullied as a kid
Judith: your son gave his teacher the bird.
me: so she knows about it.
Judith: Knows what?
me: *sings Surfin Bird*
Someone give this man a cookie!
Amira Djiar bird bird bird the bird is the word
Thank you, Peter Griffin
“Yeah I really thought she couldn’t see me”
“ I don’t even get to tell my side” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Your 11 you have no side
Judith:by us he means me i always have to be the bad guy
Alan: Well You’re Better At It Than Me
Asante Wright he makes a valid point
Priceless!
“Oh. I think I just lost my innocence.” 😭😂🤣
I watched this with my dad as a kid, I didn't understand much, but now I'm older i understand the jokes 🤣
They're not jokes. The show is funny because most of this is true. That's why it hit deep with the audience.
Romance girl
I love how Alan was about to give her the bird because she’s tries to correct his speech.
Romance girl
"Oh....I think i just lost my innocence." I cried real tears when he said that :( #Life
This show should of stuck with Charlie it made a lot more sense.
Donnie Conner *should have
ravnic zahl Hello, Ms. Pasternack.
Nah m8, just kidding, I'm with you, that shit drives me up the wall.
I think it would have been way better if Alan and Jake moved in with Evelyn. They could have given Alan some arc where living with his mom makes him reach his breaking point and he finally is able to stand on his own maybe get remarried for good. But they made him more goofy and flamboyant and stupid and immature and a real waste of a show
Should HAVE you moron
+Grunthos Another commenter already said that, you moron
"I was honest"
"And look where that got you"
i would have gave her the bird too. among other foul words.
macsrule94 what does it mean. i didn't get the whole thing.
riflemanusa lol now I forgot what was it that I didn't get.
Chill out man :P
Over being corrected and helped with correct grammar? Pathetic, stupid, and a waste of time to complain about it.
@@arcticangel1628 he's talking about banging her i guess
Uncle Charlie is fantastic because he was real! Most adults live in this fake dystopia world, and they pretend they are this holier than thou persona… give me a break, kids know and see reality. Charlie knows how to deal with Jake but doesn’t cross a bad line… kids respect realness. Not always agree with Charlie and parenting but I would love to have an uncle like him!!! My father was a total asshole who put on a real fake act in front of other adults and I hated his hypocrisy. Sometimes uncles and aunts are the best!
Ive never seen the show so it’s safe to assume Charlie smashed, right ?
No wonder he gave her the bird.
she's a fucking Grammar Nazi
@@ellnats What’s wrong with that? Why do people take offense to being corrected? That’s stupid.
@@arcticangel1628 its not really offense with me, its just annoying
@@ellnats Sorry, but that’s not that person’s fault that you choose to look at it as annoying.
Bring corrected is fine.
Being patronized by a condescending bitch is something completely different.
‘Buddy you’re eleven you have no side’
I never watched the show but I find this funny
Also this reminds me of South Park where Craig flips people off
I think this show and friends is a must watch, they are too good, well at least until the part where charlie leave the show, because after that the writing is crap.
FUN FACT:
She played the unibrow player for the Cobras in the movie "Dodgeball." Also toured in a band with Shawnee Smith, who played Charlie's ex in Anger Management.
"we don't end our sentences with prepositional words"
"I'd like to speak to your parents alone now"
'Now' isn't a preposition?
You’re wrong.
1:10
GETS ME EVERY TIME!!!!!!!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Romance girl
I say F U BISH and get paused but this bot gets away with it.
Everyone hates on Charlie, but he's the realist of the show.
He never pulls punches and teaches Jake alot of real life lessons
Who the fuck hates Charlie
And He Doesn't Sugarcoat It
I loved watching the way Charlie stepped up and became a terrific uncle and brother.....
That's not wrong to say, "Flipping someone off" is grammatically correct, but not the vice versa.
I am british and I know grammar.
it's not wrong to say, but it is considered a more official way. That's why she said that we (in school) were saying it this way.
Same as: "They are the boys with whom we played football." (official)
"They are the boys who we played football with." (less official)
Ccorrect me if i ma wrong
It is a lazy way of saying. But it is not correct. I can't resist myself from being a grammar Nazi.
"They are the boys whom we played football with." is better. Using whom instead of who.
Anything is better than the trend that's emerged within the last several years of using impersonal pronouns to refer to people, viz.: "People that do that really irritate me." It's people WHO, you morons, WHO WHO WHO. I know I sound like a goddamned owl, but you must use an animate pronoun to go with the animate noun. Dammit!
Robert Haworth The most irritating thing is the sentence that uses "loose" as the word for "lose" and when the sentence is clearly singular and the word "women" is used.
One can end prepositions at the end of sentences. Churchill did it all the time. Moreover, according to Grammarians since the 1970s, the word "whom" has been dropped and "who" can be used for the objective pronoun. Therefore, these sentences are permissible:
1. Whom are you with?
2. Who are you with?
Logic: Kids see bad things from parents and absorb it.
Alan: Takes example from Jake showing his ,,bird''
Me: 👁👄👁
Without Charlie they lost everything that made serial famous....stupid people....Ashton could not replace him....nobody could....
*That* answers your question 😂😂😂
Suspension for the finger!? That's after school detention at most
Imagine the amount of social media drama if a teenagers teacher had an argument with them and told them "buddy you're 16 you have no side"
Romance girl
Thi was probably Jake's best scenes
"It is MISS Pasternak right?" Oh gawd here we go again lol
What was the episode where Jake begs Charlie not to bang his friends hot mom because he had to change multiple teachers and couldn't show his face at the comic book store anymore on account of Charlie's philandering?
She deserved the destruction Charlie did with her.
Yes She Did escpcially since she was picking on Jake
"I think I just lost my innocence..."
Consequences of living with Charlie Sheen 😏
I think I just lost my innocence. Hahaha!
1:56 *i think i just lost my innocence* 🤣🤣🤣
Imagine Seasons 9-12 if Charlie didn’t die, I wonder how much would change and the show could of gone on more than 12
SyanR33pr/ /Redcr33per true
Yip I stopped watching it after he died
“Yeah I really thought she couldn’t see me”
i'd flip off my teacher if i would have a chance..
for forcing grammar correctness on people, yeah i would, actually i think did
@@ellnats Someone tries to help you with grammar and people take it as an insult. Pathetic and stupid.
that teacher deserves the bird to say the least
His teacher is hot.
Wasn't she in third rock?
shes ok
th-cam.com/video/GKXwH_zX1ec/w-d-xo.html. She's the hot alien at 2:58. You're welcome.
She has a pretty ugly face to be honest.
She can get some D
i really wish this show will be on netflix
Funny how she treats her job like she's a college professor
Whit the teacher's persenality, you understand why he fliped her off.😂
Romance girl
It's perfectly okay to end a sentence with a preposition. The idea that you cannot comes from Latin grammar rules and crept into English back when English teachers knew and taught Latin to. "Flip off" is a phrasal verb, meaning a verb with a preposition after it, and it is separable, meaning the object can go before or after the preposition.
@Bobby Brady I don't know about Latin and its grammar rules, but what he said about phrasal verbs is correct
Latin or what ever you call it first English doesn't derive from america at all so get that out of your head and remember there happens to be British English(more appropriate)Australian English(similar too British but different by a hair) and american English and you just kinda made yourself look like a hypocrite honestly as ending a sentence with flip off is unfinished and doesn't make sense seriously its only different if you add a ing to flip such as Jake was flipping miss pasternack off as your statement is made tells you who and what describing action that took place and who was involved not adding the ing would be Jake can you turn the light off.. Light being the equivalent to flip but not really now its a whole new sentence and ending with a preposition is appropriate because the action is turn the who is jake but the off still belongs at the end of the sentence as light is the end of the question and off is part of the questioning and wouldnt make sentence if you said Jake The light turn on see no matter how it sounds except saying Jake Can you turn off the light which is now not ending the sentence in a proposition as flip off may be phrasal but phrasing it to whom in the sentence before you say flip off doesnt go right so no matter how you word it and yes I'm well aware of latin rules in your comment you proved miss pasternack right and said she was wrong or historically incorrect which is untrue latin language just like most world languages speak of a what, who, where and when and sometimes how when speaking without being too overly descriptive so flip miss pasternack off in any language is bad form not only the bad prepositional usage but the sentence makes it look like the word off belongs to miss pasternack is the point so translated it does come off as confusing
Kids, stay off of drugs and learn to use periods and commas (see example above).
This is true. English isn't even derived from Latin. (It's Germanic.) "Don't end sentences with prepositions" is just one of those things people mindlessly repeat in an attempt to sound smart.
@@bg11211🖕hard to take grammar advice from someone that has just written the longest run on sentence in history.
Miss Pasternak:I Sympathize but if i gave special consideration to every child whose parents are going through divorce i'd be getting the finger all day
Me:Given the circumstances you'd some what deserve it but i see your point
And it didn't take long for to become miss Pasternaked.
"He means me, I always have to be the bad guy..." pretty accurate coming from easily the most unlikeable character on the show!
I like Judith. Not in a way where i want her, but shes pretty and its very fun the way she make the Alan the perv suffer. Go get him Judith!
The way I see it, Jake's mistake was getting caught. His dad and uncle needs to teach him a little stealth.
Charlie's ability to woo any woman is magical💀
shes not the same pasternak as in season 6 is she?
the miss Pasternak from season 6 was Cybills daughter
Nah, this Miss Pasternak's played by Missi Pyle - the one in Season 6 is played by Alicia Witt
Yeah why they put different characters?
@@anuragmalpani1181 IDK
2:43
Just proof anyone would flip her off.
Anyone up her off when watching this scene?
Someone tries to help you with grammar and people take it as an insult. Pathetic and stupid.