Two And A Half Men - S06E05 - Miss Pasternak

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  • A scene of Two And A Half Men (Season 06, Episode 05)

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  • @dustinpfarr1601
    @dustinpfarr1601 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2959

    "I just don't want to miss it when you burst into flames." XD XD

    • @falcon3268
      @falcon3268 7 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Bertha always had that greatness no matter the time she knows when to jump in

    • @baarujoseph6745
      @baarujoseph6745 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      This just knocked me off the seat.....

    • @rinnegan_eyes
      @rinnegan_eyes 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      falcon3268 h

    • @TimothyNyota
      @TimothyNyota 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      HAHAHAHAHA

    • @ndirangugichuki6260
      @ndirangugichuki6260 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂

  • @TomDeVito
    @TomDeVito 8 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    "I just don't want to miss it when you burst into flames" Hahahahaha

  • @nadiaalvarez2023
    @nadiaalvarez2023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    RIP Conchata Ferrell 😔❤️

    • @kacarotmr9012
      @kacarotmr9012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      OMG!!!!!! I EVEN DONT KNOW THAT AT ALL.. CAN BELIVE THAT....SHE LOOKED SO STRONG AND SHARP, WHAT A GOOD ACTRESS!!!THANKS SO MUCH JOY BRINGING TO US.MAY REST IN PEACE.

    • @jrewing6836
      @jrewing6836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well now I'm truly depressed, this year truly sucked. RIP, Bertha.

    • @Deadpool0210
      @Deadpool0210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jrewing6836 Berta

    • @cmarq817
      @cmarq817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So sorry when I saw the news... 😫

    • @yalc-04
      @yalc-04 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      R.I.P 🙏🙏

  • @pulkitsharma6648
    @pulkitsharma6648 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2883

    ''It's the devils which is making him stupid
    Jake : Told you it wasn't my fault'' LMAO

    • @plastilinaparatodos1500
      @plastilinaparatodos1500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      She says "it's the devil whos making him stupid" right? Sorry I'm not a English speaker

    • @sourabhkarmakar8040
      @sourabhkarmakar8040 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Amira Djiar long time great to see you 😘

    • @nicnic3902
      @nicnic3902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Its the devil that's making him stupid"

    • @michaelpeets7261
      @michaelpeets7261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There you go. It wasn't Jake's Fault.

    • @titsmcgeeyolanda3755
      @titsmcgeeyolanda3755 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      .

  • @leoarg92heavy
    @leoarg92heavy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4094

    Sad part is, that there's real people just like that woman

    • @Theri4444
      @Theri4444 6 ปีที่แล้ว +258

      so true on that, and their are various versions of them. You got people like her who are fanatics in religion but then you also have people like that but are fanatics on something else

    • @bmoose566
      @bmoose566 6 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      InsaniA real sad part is that people don't have an open mind to what others belive.. Can always agree to disagree

    • @marsthemedic3682
      @marsthemedic3682 6 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      I once picked up a girl on a Saturday night and we went back to my place... I spent a good twenty-five minutes going down on her before she said “She was saving herself for marriage”.... OK?... So what did I just do then?...
      Next morning she woke up and acted JUST LIKE THIS NUTJOB...
      🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @newwest360
      @newwest360 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Mars anal

    • @eskay6666
      @eskay6666 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      InsaniA where did you get your profile picture i must know

  • @not-so-smartaleck8987
    @not-so-smartaleck8987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    0:40 Berta: "Uh-oh" Says it all right there...

    • @UditNagarudngr
      @UditNagarudngr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cracks me up everytime 😂

  • @zbr76
    @zbr76 8 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    Roll over Rose, "crazy" just got a new personification.

    • @SovereignStatesman
      @SovereignStatesman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Zach Brookes unless you saw the final episode.

    • @sundusriaz4541
      @sundusriaz4541 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣

    • @franzchong5889
      @franzchong5889 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@sundusriaz4541 Rose kind of still exists as Crazy.better known as only fans and married at first sight australia 2022 contestant Olivia.

  • @eastsidececemuasmr9977
    @eastsidececemuasmr9977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love how Berta just had church clothes to change into lol

  • @FactFusionU
    @FactFusionU 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    When you realize that Jake became same like miss paternack in real life when he grew up.

    • @TheTruthKiwi
      @TheTruthKiwi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The irony. As much as I hate to say it though it's probably good for him to stop him going off the rails like most Hollywood child actors. The lesser of two evils

    • @FactFusionU
      @FactFusionU 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@TheTruthKiwi I agree with you buddy. Lesser of the two evils for sure. Infact i would go as far as saying that if he truly found sprituality and a purpose which helps him serve the people in need, it might not even be evil. We are no ones to judge.

    • @anjanadilshan7057
      @anjanadilshan7057 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't understand what happened to him?

    • @theradmadlad7681
      @theradmadlad7681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@anjanadilshan7057 Jake's actor Angus T. Jones became a very devout Christian and went around slandering Two and a Half Men and begging fans to stop watching it, calling it the enemy. All this while he was still on the show.

    • @anjanadilshan7057
      @anjanadilshan7057 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@theradmadlad7681 What ? why would he ask others to stop watching COMEDY PROGRAM? and why call a show ENEMY ?

  • @1989NickyD
    @1989NickyD 8 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    Best scene in this episode was when Miss Pasternak gave Alan a private dance. His "Oh, doggies" quote in that scene is hilarious :D

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      @yolandacrispin2228 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

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    • @RaymondLopezaleman
      @RaymondLopezaleman 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      haha th-cam.com/video/uSEy16Q2kNo/w-d-xo.html

    • @NeuralNetProcessor
      @NeuralNetProcessor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@yolandacrispin2228 WHAT?

    • @not-so-smartaleck8987
      @not-so-smartaleck8987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +NeuralNetProcessor I think she was speaking in tongues...

    • @Rammy_Latin
      @Rammy_Latin 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yolandacrispin2228 Ayyy, You're in YGS!

  • @DCDi34
    @DCDi34 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    "Eternal damnation is no laughing matter. I know, i've been married twice!" LoL how true!!

    • @geerux
      @geerux 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm still married😥

    • @timhanson2080
      @timhanson2080 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      One marriage was enough for me. I will never recover from that woman judge in my divorce.

  • @kevins5099
    @kevins5099 10 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    Miss Pasternak: Oh what a glorious day to bask in the forgiveness of our Lord.
    Berta: (0:39) ''Uh-oh'' moment

  • @romas1995
    @romas1995 11 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Alicia Witt is awesome, i want to see her in more movies.

  • @virgo714
    @virgo714 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “ Good Morning Sinners “.... face palm 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mariesaah5246
    @mariesaah5246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    😂😂😂 can’t stop watching this

  • @truman1158
    @truman1158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Jake (Angus T.Jones), Berta (Conchata Ferrell) Alan (Jon Cryer). Comedic timing like that can’t be taught. It comes naturally. A gift.

    • @brucegilbert7243
      @brucegilbert7243 ปีที่แล้ว

      It can be taught and they had multiple takes. But the chemistry between Charlie and Alan is paramount.

  • @maddafudge4830
    @maddafudge4830 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Smart man Charlie. Run, run for your life.

  • @chriskelly6559
    @chriskelly6559 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The great church escape, run Charlie run!

  • @neelamabbasi6306
    @neelamabbasi6306 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    C: what are looking at?
    B: I dont want to miss when you burst into flames 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @altorres4967
    @altorres4967 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don’t wanna miss it when burst into flames 🔥 😂😂😭

  • @CryptoLoyaltyRewards
    @CryptoLoyaltyRewards 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I just don't want to miss it when you burst into flames 😂😂😂😂

  • @Usha8199
    @Usha8199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Charlie: I have said it b4 and i'll say it again. Boy can i pick em.. Dint anyone find that funny... Boy I fell off my chair. 😁

  • @georgemoore7186
    @georgemoore7186 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I always thought the words to that song was "Bringing in the SHEEP" it never made any sense, now I know why🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Darko.Damjanovic
    @Darko.Damjanovic 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I guess this type of fanatic is rare nowadays, but its still so funny.

  • @itscarter4864
    @itscarter4864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The conversation between Alan and Charlie that wasn't in this video:
    Alan: Aren't you at all concerned about what happened to Ms. Pasternak?
    Charlie: Of course I'm concerned, I tried to hide, didn't I?
    Alan: After she realized that you had dumped her, yet again, she had a little bit of a meltdown.
    Charlie: There was more to melt? She was dripping through the cone when she left the house!
    Alan: She grabbed all the bills out of the collection plate and started grinding on the minister.
    Charlie: Oh ok, no harm no foul.
    Alan: How do you figure?
    Charlie: That's how we found her, right? Dry humping for dollars.
    Alan: (sits down on the couch) What happened to all your guilt about ruining her life?
    Charlie: (with cigar in his mouth) Oh I've still got it. (takes cigar out of mouth) I'm just learning to live with it.
    Alan: You're unbelievable.
    Charlie: Oh come on, I tried to do the right thing, my intentions were good.
    Alan: That's the funny thing about you. Doesn't seem to matter what you're intentions ARE. Good, bad, or indifferent, everyone around you ends up suffering.
    Charlie: So it's not my fault, right?
    Alan: (sarcastically) Right.
    Charlie: Come on, I'll buy you a drink.
    Alan: I'm really not in the mood.
    Charlie: Oh relax, it's all over. Nothing to worry about.
    (Ms. Pasternak tries to climb over deck railing)

    • @Stealth-ve7nw
      @Stealth-ve7nw 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed this video missed this scene.

  • @hunterriley9904
    @hunterriley9904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It took me a second, then i relized that Alicia Witt played in the walking dead briefly. She was crazy 😵😂

    • @markdaniels7174
      @markdaniels7174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She was also the little girl in “Dune” (1984)... Paul’s little sister, who killed the Baron.

  • @stevenweiler1379
    @stevenweiler1379 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Good mornings sinners lol chop chop washy washy

  • @Misfit636
    @Misfit636 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The pretty natural red heads are always the crazy ones lol

  • @chrisconformed
    @chrisconformed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Where the heck did Berta get an old lady church hat??? 🤣🤣

  • @kiraofthesky5561
    @kiraofthesky5561 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Alan was the best part of this clip 🤣

  • @vibeizolierupreo8273
    @vibeizolierupreo8273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    R. I. P Berta 😔

  • @eb1247
    @eb1247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Charlie Sheen will ever be immortalized

  • @lvkir13
    @lvkir13 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man, 11 years ago, I'm so old :(

  • @fugazzetaymantecol8964
    @fugazzetaymantecol8964 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the "Oh-oh" of Bertha.

  • @danielwalter9725
    @danielwalter9725 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Lmaooo!!! The best episode ever

  • @neilgerace355
    @neilgerace355 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Miss Pasternak must have undergone quite a transformation when she got religion, because she doesn't look like Missy Pyle here :)

  • @kathrynmast916
    @kathrynmast916 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love Berta’s hat!

  • @johnjonjeanjuan
    @johnjonjeanjuan 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Berta dressed in the most southern way

  • @Melakaexplorer
    @Melakaexplorer 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This Pasternack is a different person. Not the first one because her facial structure is totally different. This one is more beautiful of course.

  • @ryantishler960
    @ryantishler960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    In another episode Miss Pasternak was Jake's teacher. A completely different person played her. So who is this.

    • @kumar1400
      @kumar1400 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same character but different actress

    • @dez3540
      @dez3540 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      In Season 2 she was played by Missi Pyle, this but this actress is Alicia Witt.

  • @rebecasalem2926
    @rebecasalem2926 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    My favorite scene

  • @garryoak
    @garryoak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ive been married twice 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @luishumbertovega3900
    @luishumbertovega3900 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That series benefited so much from the incredible chemistry between Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer !!!

  • @patrickcollins7030
    @patrickcollins7030 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dang Charlie really did a number on this one

  • @jackgibsxxx0750
    @jackgibsxxx0750 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Rose's long lost sister?? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @xiayabennett6982
    @xiayabennett6982 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +254

    Berta’s “Uh-oh” was perfectly timed and priceless.😂😂

    • @cechly
      @cechly 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      yeah very well scripted !

  • @jamesf9610
    @jamesf9610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1853

    Miss Pasternak changed. She's not the same women jake flipped off.

    • @not-so-smartaleck8987
      @not-so-smartaleck8987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Right, there's another vid about the episode you're talking about. Pasternak wasn't a redhead in that one.

    • @pedro_perez1
      @pedro_perez1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      She replaced actress Missy Pile for this episode only, then she came back I believe

    • @rickcruz3382
      @rickcruz3382 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Yeah her name is Missy Pile.
      and she was 100 times better it's just as bad as when they tried to replace Charlie Sheen !

    • @ruwailali8542
      @ruwailali8542 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Same woman who was flipped off by Jake*

    • @Abc-vr7tk
      @Abc-vr7tk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Yep but shes so hot!!

  • @duequesne
    @duequesne 14 ปีที่แล้ว +2188

    Miss Pasternak: Eternal damnation is no laughing matter.
    Alan: I know, I've been married twice. LOL!

    • @juanok2775
      @juanok2775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      duequesne removed my liked cause 69

    • @krishnamohan4036
      @krishnamohan4036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Let's take a moment to acknowledge who is behind Jake

    • @BhaskarBhate
      @BhaskarBhate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @lazersefgjini4057
      @lazersefgjini4057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

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    • @nickhill8612
      @nickhill8612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@krishnamohan4036
      Who ???

  • @brucetowers8405
    @brucetowers8405 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2728

    "It's the devil that's making him stupid" 😂

    • @MarkunSyndrome
      @MarkunSyndrome 7 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      "Told you it wasn't my fault" lol

    • @Pikachu55Pikachu55
      @Pikachu55Pikachu55 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I’m an atheist so this crap is fake

    • @arcticangel1628
      @arcticangel1628 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Pikachu55Pikachu55 Oh, you would know all about "fake," wouldn't you, atheist?

    • @Surfer041
      @Surfer041 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Pikachu55Pikachu55 you are intelligent

    • @isiaharellano3789
      @isiaharellano3789 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Pikachu55Pikachu55 oh im an atheist, im so intelligent and wise. Please stfu

  • @Johaylon
    @Johaylon 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5904

    Miss Pasternak:Eternal damnation is no laughing matter.
    Alan:I know, I've been married twice.
    I choked to death laughing.

    • @scorchwildfire5992
      @scorchwildfire5992 9 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      God yes, I laughed my ass off at that remark XD

    • @thomastogetog1328
      @thomastogetog1328 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      me too

    • @IdeaBox-dk5vj
      @IdeaBox-dk5vj 7 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      One of the VERY few jokes from a sitcom that deserves a laugh track!

    • @andrewg3768
      @andrewg3768 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +Scorch Wildfire be careful using God's name in vain ha ha!

    • @ThePitbull994
      @ThePitbull994 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Johaylon Man i watched this show like 10 times and i totally forgot about this scene, so when i heard Alan’s joke i almost died laughing

  • @guitaristcam5573
    @guitaristcam5573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +646

    I wish this day would never come, but RIP Berta...
    2020 sucks man.

    • @gaylenewood7707
      @gaylenewood7707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I liked her in erin brockovich movie and also bj.and the bear and now she's with orson bean chasing him around..

    • @Twothreefoursevn
      @Twothreefoursevn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      :(

    • @natamaral141
      @natamaral141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I agree. She was awesome.

    • @chesscomsupport8689
      @chesscomsupport8689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      This is my first time hearing about this. RIP

    • @truffle6082
      @truffle6082 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What she passed?

  • @smaranbhaktawara3905
    @smaranbhaktawara3905 5 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    Jake accidentally getting baptized 😂 😂 😂 “ they tried to drown me” 😂

    • @user-dr5jv1wk4j
      @user-dr5jv1wk4j 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

    • @watcher1258
      @watcher1258 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well Considering his family Jake really needed it 🤑

  • @williamkirima8295
    @williamkirima8295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +670

    Berta was awesome. Looking at Charlie to see if he bursts into flames is hilarious 🙈 😂😂

    • @watcher1258
      @watcher1258 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      The funny thing is you could say that about Charlie Sheen as well 🤣
      Damm he was good in that show.

    • @Alice15210
      @Alice15210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Rakshay223
      @Rakshay223 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      RIP 😭

    • @jelenajelenic9069
      @jelenajelenic9069 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      For this i will push "yes" a 1ml times at least

    • @anthonyvasquezactor
      @anthonyvasquezactor ปีที่แล้ว

      It was. But I'm certain one could definitely say the same about her.

  • @cazia9
    @cazia9 12 ปีที่แล้ว +761

    Man Berta is ROCKING that hat!

    • @saintlouis1087
      @saintlouis1087 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You’re not even supposed to wear hats in church

    • @kingmike3337
      @kingmike3337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Saint Louis Women do it especially at Funerals

    • @kdz4me605
      @kdz4me605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Rip

    • @brqlyn29
      @brqlyn29 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@saintlouis1087 many women do, it’s common in a lot of churches. The bigger the better

    • @urmomgaybutimhergf4218
      @urmomgaybutimhergf4218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@saintlouis1087 Maybe catholics, but here where we are from, hats in churches are TOTALLY normal. not just Protestant, have you EVER been to a ghetto church? Its like a competition about who can wear a bigger, fancier hat lol

  • @stephaniemariah8702
    @stephaniemariah8702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    Rest in peace Conchatta Ferrell. We will miss you... Berta was the best!!

    • @juliocryv
      @juliocryv 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah we miss her 😢

  • @DarkPaladin24
    @DarkPaladin24 7 ปีที่แล้ว +589

    The devil was making Jake stupid? I guess Miss Pasternak has met Evelyn.

    • @borahcn
      @borahcn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DarkPaladin24 Yeah right. I hate these people.
      Devil is not a being, who sits on your shoulder, making you doing things, that you normally never do.
      He cannot reach you, unless you let him.
      Saying “The devil made me do it” is just not accepting the responsibility of what you’ve done.

    • @TheTruthKiwi
      @TheTruthKiwi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@borahcn He cannot reach you at all because "he" doesn't exist

    • @borahcn
      @borahcn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheTruthKiwi mate just because you don’t believe devil exist doesn’t mean we have to, do you believe God exist? (Not believe in God, I mean believing God exist.)

    • @TheTruthKiwi
      @TheTruthKiwi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@borahcn nope. Nothing supernatural has ever been shown or proven to exist whatsoever.
      Out of the nearly 8 billion people on this planet and the millions that have gone before NOT ONE PERSON knows exactly what existed or occurred prior to the Big Bang or the Planck Epoch to be more specific. If anyone claims that they do know then they are deluded or are being dishonest, probably both.
      It is most likely that the natural universe originated naturally.

    • @borahcn
      @borahcn 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheTruthKiwi I guess you lack questioning, do you believe in big bang? IF you do, what do you think caused it?

  • @natalieschannel7675
    @natalieschannel7675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    “Do you want your son to go to Hell, Alan?”
    “That depends..Do they have a college prep program?”

    • @theradmadlad7681
      @theradmadlad7681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Eternal damnation is no laughing matter 😡

    • @ambercrosland5602
      @ambercrosland5602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@theradmadlad7681 i know I have been married 2 times😂😆

    • @andrewutd8690
      @andrewutd8690 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Alan's humor was at times underated

    • @neilgerace355
      @neilgerace355 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      They have a myriad of law schools.

    • @neilgerace355
      @neilgerace355 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@andrewutd8690Jon Cryer is one of the most underrated actors I've ever seen. I understand he was paid handsomely for being in this show, so it all works out.

  • @joel2628
    @joel2628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    Berta's "uh-oh" was priceless, and reflected exactly what I was thinking.

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lies again? Mobile Plan

    • @Tyrosine0910
      @Tyrosine0910 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@NazriB Mobile again? Lies Plan

    • @watcher1258
      @watcher1258 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ?????

    • @Tyrosine0910
      @Tyrosine0910 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@watcher1258 if kris hitchings was so smart y he get cancer

  • @AngelMDiazRivera
    @AngelMDiazRivera 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2561

    Bertha should have her own show.

  • @Matthew-xo5uv
    @Matthew-xo5uv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +548

    Jake: "People were lining up, I thought there was food"
    Alan: "Even after they took your clothes and gave you a white robe?"
    Jake: "I figured maybe we were getting ribs"
    *Hysterically laughing*

  • @ricstormwolf
    @ricstormwolf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    It's the devil that's making him stupid. I died. The writers were amazing 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Barrett-tq7pq
    @Barrett-tq7pq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    Berta saying she didn't wanna miss Charlie bursting into flames because he's in church was one of the best lines of this show

    • @brucegilbert7243
      @brucegilbert7243 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bertha should have been keeping an eye on Alan for the same thing. A distinction without a difference.

    • @bitwawesome1
      @bitwawesome1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Romance girl

    • @bitwawesome1
      @bitwawesome1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      romance girl

    • @shannonprice5187
      @shannonprice5187 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ApaiLuka-t3b
      @ApaiLuka-t3b ปีที่แล้ว

      😊

  • @McFN2
    @McFN2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    0:06
    Charlie: "How'd everybody sleep?"
    Jake: "Fine."
    Berta: "Fine."
    Alan: "Lousy."

  • @jashuacolbert6849
    @jashuacolbert6849 7 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    From teacher to stripper to preacher wow a hell of a transformation 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂 see what I did there

    • @arcticangel1628
      @arcticangel1628 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Well, no wonder she's called Ms. Pasternak. "Pastor" is in her name; just with an "e" instead of an "o."

    • @not-so-smartaleck8987
      @not-so-smartaleck8987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +ArcticAngel1 Real clever.

    • @fisherking7798
      @fisherking7798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      She went from poledancer to teacher

    • @efirizaki5656
      @efirizaki5656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I see it more like an improvement

    • @mr.l8723
      @mr.l8723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The fact she was a religious nutjob is why Charlie broke it off with her the first time

  • @AbhishekMohanimagine
    @AbhishekMohanimagine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    12 years and still one of the best show

    • @jelenajelenic9069
      @jelenajelenic9069 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      12 YEAR'S???THAT IS THE BEST SHOW FOREVER.IN CROATIA WE LOOK 1 TIMES A YEAR.I LOOK CLIPS AT THE MOMENT.THAT IS MY KIND OF HUMOR😆😆😆😆😆👌👌👌👌👍👍👍💖💖💖💖💖

    • @jelenajelenic9069
      @jelenajelenic9069 ปีที่แล้ว

      MIS PASTERNAK ,IS CRAZY AS HELL😆😆😆😆😆

    • @franzchong5889
      @franzchong5889 ปีที่แล้ว

      It lasted a long time.9 Australia at the time Charlie Sheen was fired from the show was this close to replacing it with a news and chat show.sadly the option was over ruled.

    • @b.p.r.k7119
      @b.p.r.k7119 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      14 years & still this tops my favorite comedy list along with Big Bang Theory

  • @Joshua-Samarita
    @Joshua-Samarita ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I don’t know if I could say “your horrible evil person” to a person who allows me to live in his house rent free. Regardless if it’s a joke or not. I know, it’s only a tv show, but i’m just saying.

    • @florinivan6907
      @florinivan6907 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alan seems like the kind of guy who thinks very highly of himself and views any problem he has as evidence of how society is unfair to 'good people' like him.

    • @ryanclark7962
      @ryanclark7962 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I mean they are brothers. They boast and roast each other all the time.

    • @epbrown01
      @epbrown01 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Alan is too broke to afford his own place because Charlie slept with then dumped his divorce attorney, who deliberately tanked Alan’s case as revenge.

  • @prajulchauhan
    @prajulchauhan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    They killed the show when they fired Charlie Sheen

    • @glenthecarguy
      @glenthecarguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I think it was more of a suicide...

    • @catlikepizzagaming8280
      @catlikepizzagaming8280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Couldn’t expect them to let him continue

    • @pf5658
      @pf5658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @prajul chauhan - Unfortunately he fired himself by his own stupidity. Don’t get me wrong. I love when he was on the show too.

    • @aquilad.perera9683
      @aquilad.perera9683 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No shit

    • @rippingtons60
      @rippingtons60 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That was REAL "eternal damnation"

  • @EagleOneM1953
    @EagleOneM1953 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Alan: "I know....I've been married twice". I snorted my Ginger Ale.
    Because I'm in my second marriage too and another one from Hell...

    • @cityhawk
      @cityhawk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      EagleOneM Believe me, you don’t need to be married to witness the hell brought on from another woman.

    • @seadog2396
      @seadog2396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Safety First SAME.
      When walking down the street with my brother, and seeing a young couple, the babe of which was Eminently F'able, I said, quietly, "Whoa, look at that." My brother said, "Think of the cost."
      NEVER forgot that line.

  • @ChernorizecHrabyr
    @ChernorizecHrabyr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    - Do you have to wear a jock-strap in Hel?
    - Yes, but not your own.
    :D :D :D Kills me every time.

  • @tsoul1333
    @tsoul1333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I wonder how many times Charlie has said that.
    "Boy can I pick em"
    maybe somone should make a video compilation.

    • @danielmallory4687
      @danielmallory4687 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't believe in the show

    • @tsoul1333
      @tsoul1333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@danielmallory4687 and why would you reply that to my comment?

    • @watcher1258
      @watcher1258 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      If they don't believe in the show why are they commenting on it ??

    • @brucegilbert7243
      @brucegilbert7243 ปีที่แล้ว

      Charlie seems to pick 'em all!

  • @NicNacSM
    @NicNacSM ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Can't believe Berta, an alpha female, yielded to the nut case and came to the church 😅

    • @lalalalalalwlla
      @lalalalalalwlla ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was just so she could see Charlie burst into flames 😂

  • @amac23557
    @amac23557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Ms. Pasternak: "Eternal damnation is no laughing matter."
    Alan: "I know, I've been married twice."😂🤣

  • @McFrozenNuggets
    @McFrozenNuggets 8 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Charlie: "How'd everybody sleep?"
    Jake: "Fine."
    Berta: "Fine"
    Alan: "Lousy."
    Cracks me up every time!!

    • @adrv5721
      @adrv5721 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao me too 😂😂😂 You forgot the morning (sadly), morning! morning! Part lol.

  • @BryanKalloo
    @BryanKalloo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    It took me years to realize that the jumping freeze frame is a call back to when he also did it the first time he dated her lol

  • @siinaa_
    @siinaa_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Berta’s “oh oh” cracks me up everytime😂

  • @lynannk9351
    @lynannk9351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    0:19 Charlie - '' Why do you always believe the worst of me ?'' Alan - '' Because you're a horrible evil person I thought we established that'' 😂 😂😂

    • @brucegilbert7243
      @brucegilbert7243 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Charlie isn't evil. He's just a self-centered narsicist.

    • @1231231232972
      @1231231232972 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@brucegilbert7243 who scarred his brother for life

    • @redips
      @redips 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Because they know you Charlie. A woman is in the house, she needs to be mounted!! lol 😂

  • @amarmani155
    @amarmani155 7 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    do you want him to go to hell?? depends.do they have collage programme?

    • @mdd1963
      @mdd1963 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Perhaps folks who can spell neither 'college' nor 'program' should refrain from making jokes on these matters? :)

    • @peter9111
      @peter9111 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      mdd1963 the 41 that liked his comment are all sinners

    • @tutekohe1361
      @tutekohe1361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ‘Programme’ is spelled correctly - in English - but otherwise you are correct, ‘Collage’ is not the word he was looking for. Remember, the only English speakers in the world that use the dumbed-down Merriam-Webster’s spelling of English are US citizens. All other English speakers in the world use Oxford Dictionary spelling.

    • @Xhoven
      @Xhoven 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tutekohe1361 Lol, why is American English dumbed down? We spell color, you spell colour. We keep a single L when adding -ed or -ing to a verb, you add a second L. We say tuh-MAY-toh, you say tuh-MAH-toh. It's just different.

    • @theashologist
      @theashologist 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mdd1963 that is how you originally spell Program in UK English? Maybe you need to open a traditional English book to understand where our American English words originate

  • @ChrisManley1994
    @ChrisManley1994 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    “It’s the DEVIL that’s making him stupid!!!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ambercrosland6472
    @ambercrosland6472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "I just don't miss it when you burst into flames "😂😂 Me when my brother comes to church with me 😂😏

  • @johnyepthomi892
    @johnyepthomi892 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    (4:04)
    Charlie : Why is your hair all wet?
    Jake. : They tried to drown me!!
    Alan. : No, they didn't. He managed to get himself baptised.
    Charlie : How did that happen?
    Jake. : People were lining up , I though there was food!!
    Alan. : Even after they took you clothes and gave you a white robe?
    Jake : I figured we're getting ribs.
    Charlie : So, Where's Berta.
    Alan : She took a shine to the organ player and stayed for the senior potluck lunch.
    Jake. : So there was food. I know I wasn't crazy.

  • @footballfan7771
    @footballfan7771 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    I always laugh at the fact that Berta was able to change into church clothes and hat in the hour they were washwashying!
    She looked good all cleaned up!

    • @Brooksey95
      @Brooksey95 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      She’s just that good

    • @neilgerace355
      @neilgerace355 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Who did she swipe that hat from?

  • @newsun2546
    @newsun2546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Give her a break. She is a good actor. She pales only when we compare her to the original Ms Pasternak. On her own, she is fantastic.

  • @illilill3817
    @illilill3817 8 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    "Uh-oh" 😂😂

  • @laclaircountry09
    @laclaircountry09 9 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    What a sad replacement for Ms. Pasternak, Missi Pyle was a much better version, the original Ms. Pasternak!

    • @dontusehername
      @dontusehername 8 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      true, she seemed more like a teacher. but this one's wayyyy hotter!!

    • @RhyperiorRanger
      @RhyperiorRanger 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      So much better that she was brought back for Charlie’s death

    • @ricardorickiiluna1669
      @ricardorickiiluna1669 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      laclaircountry09 i Agree 💯

    • @tenzingobom4748
      @tenzingobom4748 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      True bro

    • @georgemacpherson1992
      @georgemacpherson1992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I prefer this actress to Missi Pyle

  • @damdamdamdumdidum
    @damdamdamdumdidum 8 ปีที่แล้ว +677

    00:19 - "Because you're a horrible evil person..." - Yeah, a horrible evil person who let his brother with his son live in his house for free...

    • @SpeLiii1
      @SpeLiii1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      oh my good this is a comedy show...i see that you don't have any humor at all...so stupid comment and i guess you're stupid!!!!oh my god....where does this world goes on...?

    • @damdamdamdumdidum
      @damdamdamdumdidum 8 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Comedy doesn't have to be stupid. I'm sorry, if you don't know any intelligent comedy.

    • @IdeaBox-dk5vj
      @IdeaBox-dk5vj 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      ...and bullied his brother for who knows how many seasons.

    • @anonym58063
      @anonym58063 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      ...because he slept with Alan's lawyer, dumper her and she took revenge on Alan who was left with nothing.

    • @oduco5348
      @oduco5348 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      i think that was a context towards woman charlie is a horible eveil person towards womans

  • @3lttlbrds
    @3lttlbrds 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Can't believe she got all of them to dress up so nice and attend church

  • @tessajones9393
    @tessajones9393 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Its such a shame we'll never have another show like this.

    • @MAte925
      @MAte925 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Woke era rules put paid to comedy!

    • @Traveling-D-World
      @Traveling-D-World 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@MAte925
      More like the “think about the Children “ hypocrites who will not ever let shows like this happen without being a bunch of pu.ssies

    • @Darko.Damjanovic
      @Darko.Damjanovic 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Traveling-D-WorldExactly.Excellent show, nowadays this would be "cancelled" by all those woke snowflakes.

  • @RumchevStefan
    @RumchevStefan 10 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Charlie Sheen in church, hahaha thats some funny shit

  • @donnahaynes138
    @donnahaynes138 7 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    "Good morning, sinners"
    "Uh oh"
    XD XD

  • @redips
    @redips 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Charlie: "you do always believe the worst in me?"
    Because they know you Charlie, lol

  • @timhanson2080
    @timhanson2080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Some people just don't know how to laugh and enjoy a great show 🤣

  • @haroldbrown6630
    @haroldbrown6630 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The timing of her “Uh-oh” is so perfect.

  • @Haroldp72
    @Haroldp72 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Conchata Galen Ferrell (March 28, 1943 - October 12, 2020) was an American actress. Although she was a regular cast member of five TV sitcoms, she was best known for playing Berta the housekeeper for all 12 seasons of Two and a Half Men.

    • @brucegilbert7243
      @brucegilbert7243 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The first few episodes, Berta wasn't Charlie's house keeper and Alan said he would do the cooking and cleaning.

  • @bigcatdaddy76016
    @bigcatdaddy76016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "It's the devil making him stupid".....I almost died!!!

  • @iamchrollo425
    @iamchrollo425 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Allan killed it in this scene 😂

  • @sirjose37
    @sirjose37 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    3:44 best of Charlie moments: Charlie´s high jump XD

  • @Marcus30052
    @Marcus30052 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Shows like this and Martin and friends and fresh prince and My Wife and Kids really had strong supporting actors and actresses that helped to make every episode great!!!!

    • @theman6705
      @theman6705 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ilove how you named all my favorite sitcoms, except George Lopez! They’re all classics I agree.

  • @a.m105
    @a.m105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    R.I.P Berta 😢

    • @amolbhasre6035
      @amolbhasre6035 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ya.... she is star of this show...😭

  • @jonsnow416
    @jonsnow416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I just love it when she says "Chop chop. Washy washy"😅😅😅

  • @PeterJustGames
    @PeterJustGames 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    lol I love how Charlie bails out of the church