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  • @dont6441
    @dont6441 ปีที่แล้ว +508

    The horror on Alan's face when Charlie tosses him his wallet is priceless.

    • @chrisjackson1889
      @chrisjackson1889 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      2:15😂😂😂

    • @justinsmith5095
      @justinsmith5095 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alan do me a favor please shut the hell up

    • @parlebuzz
      @parlebuzz 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂

  • @natvan29
    @natvan29 ปีที่แล้ว +1372

    I cannot believe Alan got upset over charlie owing him $38 when Charlie had let him live rent free in his house. Alan had some nerves

    • @summerharris6470
      @summerharris6470 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I know

    • @mattmojo105
      @mattmojo105 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I was thinking the same thing.

    • @JuanJoseEstigarribia1
      @JuanJoseEstigarribia1 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Remember, Alan was nearly a poor person, and had his money practically counted for the month. I don't say that is okay at all but idk, being in that position is horrible

    • @james5193
      @james5193 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      It's not real,.....Hello

    • @marinajane7155
      @marinajane7155 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      A Parasite

  • @maxxymrice6200
    @maxxymrice6200 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    5:30 Alan stealing gas from Charlie over 37 dollars is one of his most insufferable moments and the worst example of him being cheap.

    • @batmanrocks6727
      @batmanrocks6727 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yeah, but Alan lost thousands of dollars because Charlie was sleeping with Alan's divorce lawayer

    • @O.G.H.
      @O.G.H. ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Well, being dirt-poor, Alan basically has no means left to be generous. So being cheap is not a choice, its a survival condition. There is an episode, where he earns better by chiropracting a wealthy customer, and he takes care of the check and gives Jake extra money for stuff, which shows he is generous when he can afford it.

    • @maxxymrice6200
      @maxxymrice6200 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@O.G.H. He was poor because of childcare and alimony, which he stopped paying in season 4 and Charlie continued to let him live rent-free and pay for all his meals. Eventually, his cheapness became insufferable.

    • @daniel16.4
      @daniel16.4 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      38 😂

    • @angieelkey300
      @angieelkey300 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Omg

  • @ItsFlevine
    @ItsFlevine ปีที่แล้ว +1032

    Only Alan can avoid homelessness even after Charlie is gone. That guy is a survivor. 😂😂😂

    • @melanieparker
      @melanieparker ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Close. He's a manipulater. He preys on people and uses them.

    • @tonyduncan7608
      @tonyduncan7608 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      And others round him let him

    • @cityhawk
      @cityhawk ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@melanieparker To stay living in Malibu with little to no money, you have to have no shame.

    • @kenadams9725
      @kenadams9725 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      He’s a leech

    • @keithoutlaw6493
      @keithoutlaw6493 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hes a cockroach

  • @nomoreheroes98
    @nomoreheroes98 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    As much as Judith was an evil character, you can't feel too sorry for Alan just being a massive doormat.

    • @spartan101ful
      @spartan101ful ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Yeah, Alan should have just gone to Evelyn for help at some point. It's implied she knows a lot of rich and powerful people in Hollywood who could have helped him out with the divorce.

    • @Neglelakkruler
      @Neglelakkruler ปีที่แล้ว +23

      there is a reason why she got tired of alan as she once said his need of constant control and his cheapness annoyed her so much.

    • @nomoreheroes98
      @nomoreheroes98 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@Neglelakkruler I feel Judith is totally justified in kicking Alan out, but her actions from that point on make her such an evil character.

    • @merengue7139
      @merengue7139 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nomoreheroes98ayo Judith is definitely evil. Almost every interaction she’s had one the show with the brothers Harper and often even Jake and Herb are very ugly. My gf hates her and her energy 😂

    • @bitwawesome7
      @bitwawesome7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Romance girl

  • @EagleOneM1953
    @EagleOneM1953 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Few people may have noticed but Jon Cryer performed his own stunts throughout the whole series.
    I remember the one where he gets tased and is contorting on the hallway floor, the other one where he dives for the corner after the girl he's breaking up with flips open her lighter and he thinks it's a gun and here how he jumps on the seat's backrest and falls backwards. He could have hit his head on the edge of the stone step behind him or the table on it...
    Much underrated actor who in my opinion was a great part of the success of the series...
    Brilliant how he played the scene with the lighter and adjusting his book.....

    • @JackMcLeodJr
      @JackMcLeodJr ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Agree, Jon Cryer is very underappreciated overall. The only reason I continued to watch it after Charlie left was because of him. An excellent comic actor. It wouldn't have worked if anybody else had been cast as Alan. Great chemistry with Charlie.

    • @jonathanpretty5031
      @jonathanpretty5031 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Cryer is hilarious

    • @mattmojo105
      @mattmojo105 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think you can tell you kind of donations too though. (Maybe I'm wrong. ( But still a great actor nonetheless.

    • @MichaelMeade-d7b
      @MichaelMeade-d7b 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      He fell off the roof because he was too cheap to call the guy.

  • @channelforwhat
    @channelforwhat ปีที่แล้ว +314

    It's even more funnier to let Alan talk about who would be picking up the tab , when Charlie already had Alan's 'forgot at home' wallet with him the entire time.

    • @RaduRadonys
      @RaduRadonys ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Maybe Alan planned to pay with his watch or phone?

    • @TheMintedAero1993
      @TheMintedAero1993 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      ​@@RaduRadonys this was before that was possible

    • @redhood444
      @redhood444 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Man Charlie the goat

  • @davido5496
    @davido5496 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    Imagine being this good at saving money but still have none!

    • @HieuMinh-nw2gc
      @HieuMinh-nw2gc ปีที่แล้ว +1

      because Judith sucks him dry :)))

    • @merengue7139
      @merengue7139 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      “I’m not cheap, I’m broke. There’s a difference” - Alan Harper

    • @EagleOneM1953
      @EagleOneM1953 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What about the concept of alimony is unclear to you? You don't get to keep any of it. It may be a few thousand dollars per month, plus the costs of rent and running his office with a receptionist, even one at minimum wage... it all adds up fast...

    • @legendaryjimbob7685
      @legendaryjimbob7685 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@EagleOneM1953 What rent? His literally leeching off Charlie, and never pays rent. Yeah he did "try" to start paying rent to get more rights in the house, but it was mentioned on the show that he did so, like once or twice over the several years of living there

    • @patthonsirilim5739
      @patthonsirilim5739 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      maybe 50k a year in alimony might have somthing to do with him living pay check to paycheck.

  • @chightower1989
    @chightower1989 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    $24.50 PLEASE!☠😂🤣😅

    • @melanieparker
      @melanieparker ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I would've just walked into the movie. No way is that cheap snot taking advantage of me.

    • @virtualdark2295
      @virtualdark2295 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That episode is when I got mad at Alan. Until it was funny when Charlie found the hidden stash of money.

    • @bulawayomycity123
      @bulawayomycity123 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂😂

  • @Rj-ij6ko
    @Rj-ij6ko ปีที่แล้ว +120

    I still think Alan’s cheapest moment was when he was having a heart attack he still managed to crawl to pick up the 100$ Walden dropped

    • @fabiosantana2998
      @fabiosantana2998 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      nobody watched this show after Charlie left

    • @reedschneider6587
      @reedschneider6587 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      like the worm he is

  • @brucegilbert7243
    @brucegilbert7243 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    " The Lost Wallet of Alan Harper."

  • @stevehartman1730
    @stevehartman1730 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    My late brother was exactly like Alan...drove me nuts. My oldest brother was just like Charlie

    • @MareZcare
      @MareZcare ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You dont even have brothers...dont lie

    • @abetteryou6282
      @abetteryou6282 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Marty and arty

    • @stevehartman1730
      @stevehartman1730 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Mare n abet. How would u know ive 4 bros

  • @charlesbrowning9748
    @charlesbrowning9748 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    There was an episode where Charlie found Alan's stash of cash. Alan had 50000 dollars squirreled away. Until Charlie found it.

    • @BigboyRoy100
      @BigboyRoy100 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      In his lamp LOL.

    • @kallemetsahalme5701
      @kallemetsahalme5701 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      and 49000 of those were gotten from charlie one way or another

    • @rickysan6772
      @rickysan6772 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      it’s not 50.000 but 5.000 dollars

    • @alexanderpytko5394
      @alexanderpytko5394 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Yeah, it was $5,000 in dollar bills. Alan said that whenever someone in his office paid in cash, he puts it away for when he's an old man because he doesn't think he's going to be able to depend on Jake to take care of him when he's an old man.

    • @R.Oates7902
      @R.Oates7902 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      $5,000

  • @tomascostanzo3673
    @tomascostanzo3673 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Charlie said it, once, he's not a termite because one can get rid of termites

  • @bernardybernardy
    @bernardybernardy ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I think Alan biggest quality is : HE IS HELL OF A SURVIVOR !

    • @fredrichardson8647
      @fredrichardson8647 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      that because everybody lets alan get away with not paying for anything

    • @MrMovielover17
      @MrMovielover17 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Alan reminds me alot of Jerry from rick and morty.

  • @JackMcLeodJr
    @JackMcLeodJr ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Even though I bought the full DVD boxset when I see Two And a Half Men I click straightaway.
    2:57 Always cracks me up.
    "We never double!"
    "That's not an accident, Alan!"
    "Oh Jeez, I walked out of the house without my wallet, can you believe that??"
    "Strangely enough - I can!"
    😂

    • @kathykath3884
      @kathykath3884 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😆

    • @wickedpawn5437
      @wickedpawn5437 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@kathykath3884 Same here! I also have the full DVD boxset, and still click straightaway.

  • @krystalvideos
    @krystalvideos ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I find Alan's constant mooching sometimes a bit amusing due to how elaborate he can be, but this one scene 4:12 makes me always feel unspeakable rage towards him as a character, given how much Charlie pays for and has up til that point and he tries to squeeze more money out of Charlie. He should of given it without a whisper of a complaint. I rarely swear but I swear up a storm during this scene. I wish Charlie set him on fire, but gaged him first so we don't have to hear his high pitch yelling.

  • @PakiFighter
    @PakiFighter 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    I know exactly how Charlie feels. My younger brother AND his wife and kid, lived with me for 8 years for free. The POS never paid for anything. Thank God he is out, and I'm never letting him come back again.

  • @jackmilligan1023
    @jackmilligan1023 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Charlie Sheen carried Two and a Half Men!!!!

  • @aryanrai1280
    @aryanrai1280 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    The one where they face off in the toilet for who is going to pay the money for the dates is also an example.

    • @R.Oates7902
      @R.Oates7902 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That was hilarious!
      In Alan's defense, his ex cleaned him out in the divorce really bad!
      💰

    • @melanieparker
      @melanieparker ปีที่แล้ว

      @@R.Oates7902 Who's fault is that?

  • @freakzilla9975
    @freakzilla9975 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    6:18 that is an honor he reserves for family😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Aemilius46
    @Aemilius46 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I honestly don't blame Judith! Alan runs when he owes money, yet when someone owes him he turns into a even Worse Parasite.... 🤦

    • @eternallucifer7709
      @eternallucifer7709 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I certainly blame her. She was married to the guy, had a son with him, and was with him for years yet she never thought for a second that Alan might need therapy, even though he and Charlie were extremely vocal about how their mother ruined their lives.
      Nope, instead she painted him out to be some buggy man that ruined her life.

    • @1987FX16
      @1987FX16 ปีที่แล้ว

      And "she has a nice rack."

    • @keith7644
      @keith7644 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@eternallucifer7709Alan shouldn’t a let her be a stay at home mom

    • @rodolfocesar2945
      @rodolfocesar2945 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      judith is the reason he doesn have money, before the start of the series he and charlie didn't even need to saw each other

  • @cd15-b3m
    @cd15-b3m 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    2:14 Gotta love that satisfying position the wallet took when landing. Comedic cherry on the cake.

  • @germanrgd
    @germanrgd ปีที่แล้ว +16

    6:13 priceless what says Evelyn 😂🤣

  • @jacktheladstevens
    @jacktheladstevens 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    😄 Alan Harper is a legend

    • @JmanKO97
      @JmanKO97 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nope, Charlie and Walden are the legends for still letting that parasite live under their roofs for free.

  • @maxxymrice6200
    @maxxymrice6200 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Evelyn: Before we waste money on a lawyer, how is 30 days alone in a prison cell with no friends any different than 2 months on your brother's coach?

  • @wadstur8429
    @wadstur8429 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Cockroaches, Rats and Alan Harper…. all of them find a way to survive 😅

  • @christopherbako
    @christopherbako ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Jake was a great actor, he helped the show.
    Until...Eldrige and the dummy.

    • @hydrangeas_lover
      @hydrangeas_lover ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I feel like they dumbed him down literally bc the character he use to be wasn't one dimensional and to continue the show with Walden would not create the same chemistry he had with Charlie. Walden is a pretty boring character with no real story. Alan, Charlie and Jake are family. With Walden Jake was a byproduct of Alan remaining. It's sad unfortunately. I always felt like I was watching 2 shows when Walden came on.

  • @AmorphisBob
    @AmorphisBob ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Everything Rick said about Jerry in "The Whirly Dirly Conspiracy" is true for Alan.
    "You act like prey, but you're a predator! You use pity to lure in your victims! That's how you survive! I survive because I know everything. That snake survives because children wander off, and you survive because people think "Oh, this poor piece of sh*t, he never gets a break. I can't stand the deafening silent wails of his wilting soul. I'll guess I'll hire him, or marry him."

  • @theman1412
    @theman1412 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    5:31, YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME

  • @melanieparker
    @melanieparker ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I HATE how Chelsea enabled Alan throughout her run on this show.

    • @fonkamex
      @fonkamex ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Chelsea was the worst hypocrite

  • @seangriffin2053
    @seangriffin2053 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Chelsea, if you think taking care of Alan is an obligation, let's see how fun you think it is.

    • @eternallucifer7709
      @eternallucifer7709 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That scene was the show showing how unbelievably fucked up their family was and that Alan was treated as a punching bag by Charlie and his mother, and what you took away from it is that Alan is a pest? Ever thought that the whole reason why he is a pest is exactly because he had been suffering that kind of treatment if whole life?

    • @TheDreamingGod-tz4dq
      @TheDreamingGod-tz4dq 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@eternallucifer7709Chelsea, is that you? You suck.

    • @keith7644
      @keith7644 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      no they all told him not to marry Judith he did it anyway & is now paying alimony and he doesn’t pay rent

  • @dongholiothesecond3324
    @dongholiothesecond3324 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    There's a difference between cheap and broke.

  • @baal1999
    @baal1999 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    6:36 Charlie ist right. Alan was living there rent-free for six years and he did not have to pay for his ex-wifes anymore. And now he insists that his family pays a lawyer do defend him? In this episode he hit a guy because he was jealous of him. Alan is just am ungrateful bloodsucker.

  • @59771006
    @59771006 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    “Do me a favour say preposterous again”

  • @doreenanderson6513
    @doreenanderson6513 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Happy 20 years Two and a Half Men

  • @fredrichardson8647
    @fredrichardson8647 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    when alan said throw in a bagle dog ,i would have walk away and told alan your own your own

  • @Joanne-i7q
    @Joanne-i7q 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    So, you think Alan is strange? Does it occur to you that Chas.Harper does absolutely nothing all day , and can afford a beach house in one of the most exoensive places in the US? a house that would retail for several million ? not to mention a daily housekeeper, lawn guy, Mercedes, and the exoensive upkeep for that german luxury car.
    And thats not even adding up: food...
    dating expenses..
    .car insurance, home insurance ...
    Going out any time he wants for a designer latte? How exactly does he pay for this hedonist lifestyle? The royalties from a cartoon jingle, written a decade ago, is a monthly check, but they do not pay for this lifestyle.
    And thats why he goes flat broke , and ends up crushed under a piano.

  • @queunlimited4779
    @queunlimited4779 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Duuugh! It goes by Income! 🙄 It's not brain surgery. Go in front of judge and ask for a adjustment! Don't even need a lawyer for it! Can get forms or a template for a motion off the net. Courthouse staff will also direct, not give legal advice. Course, THEY NEEEVVVER PUT THAT USEFUL INFORMATION IN MOVIES. Keeping Us Ignorant and Dependant😡

    • @erisveseli
      @erisveseli ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And he can also say that judith gives him receipts for jake even thought he pays child support

    • @stuartmcgill3599
      @stuartmcgill3599 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or just use a male lawyer

  • @jeanneflaherty4491
    @jeanneflaherty4491 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Kevin Flaherty: At 1:25 Look at Jake......

  • @jerrydboss7251
    @jerrydboss7251 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Alan almost rivals Mr Krabs😅😅😅

  • @make749perday
    @make749perday ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "If you don't value your time, neither will others. Stop giving away your time and talents--start charging for it." --Kim Garst

  • @cokebenni
    @cokebenni ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I just noticed something, if Alan didn’t punch that guy, he never would’ve gone to jail meaning he never would’ve met that one lawyer that Chelsea had the hots for also meaning Chelsea never would’ve left Charlie, so Alan is responsible for Charlie and Chelsea breaking up

    • @jameshaggerty8348
      @jameshaggerty8348 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pretty much.

    • @HAL-bo5lr
      @HAL-bo5lr ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jameshaggerty8348
      Charlie did once sleep and then break up with Alan’s divorce lawyer. That led to Alan being forced to basically hand over his life to Judith. As Alan himself once said, “The student has become the master.”

    • @User2100
      @User2100 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And Mia aswell when Charlie refused to marry Mia because she wanted him out but I don't think Mia was good for Charlie anyways .

  • @JohnnyCBCS
    @JohnnyCBCS ปีที่แล้ว +4

    40 dollars is indeed the adult level of 5 dollars as a kid

  • @borislovothered8124
    @borislovothered8124 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    hate alan but man charlie does love him

    • @melanieparker
      @melanieparker ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He must if he can truly tolerate his slimy cheapness. I wouldn't put up with it.

  • @explore_desi
    @explore_desi ปีที่แล้ว +5

    24.50 please 😂😅

  • @atheistrahulsharma3880
    @atheistrahulsharma3880 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Only cockroaches and Alan can survive a nuclear fallout

  • @skylurk5145
    @skylurk5145 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    anyone ever noticed that if you swapped the consonants in Alan's name, you get left with a dirty word? Just me?

  • @nuclearmatt8119
    @nuclearmatt8119 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Let's not forget that Alan was stealing his son's change jar to pay for shit for his girlfriend. I'm surprised Jake didn't rat him out immediately to Judith.

  • @Chazdachap
    @Chazdachap ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I'm really sad they got rid of Charlie that guy was the show

  • @felixnobauer769
    @felixnobauer769 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Alan is getting paid everything and then wants his 38 dollars so badly 😑🤣

  • @jefflevenhagen
    @jefflevenhagen ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Someone like that used to stop getting help. He needs to fail so he stops doing whatever he's doing 😂

  • @natecellini6109
    @natecellini6109 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I think it's funny how Alan gets on Jake about jus rolling through life doin the bare minimum when that's literally all Alan does...he loves being a freeloader and doesn't even care

  • @ericgarringer6911
    @ericgarringer6911 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The only things to survive a nuclear holocaust is Alan & cockroaches lmfao

  • @bwwestman
    @bwwestman 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    There was also the episode where Charlie finds about $5,000 hidden inside Alan's lamp.

  • @aprilhippie8752
    @aprilhippie8752 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    3:58 Best part 😂😂

  • @pawanchauhan7149
    @pawanchauhan7149 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Best show ever!

  • @90PBO
    @90PBO ปีที่แล้ว +8

    If I were Charlie, in the cinema I would have said "OK, then nothing to eat"

    • @fredrichardson8647
      @fredrichardson8647 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      if I was Charlie I would just walk away and leave alan standing there

  • @andrewcharles459
    @andrewcharles459 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    When I don't have enough money to pay my own way when I go out - even if it's understood ahead of time I won't be paying - I don't go. Things happen, and there's absolutely nothing more humiliating than not having enough to pay for what I just ate or drank.

  • @Matt-h6k6m
    @Matt-h6k6m 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Jake with the spoon on his nose lol😂

  • @ninh05
    @ninh05 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    They only way this fukking make sense is Charlie is making up for all the f up shit he did to Alan when they were young.

  • @chungwaichothe1034
    @chungwaichothe1034 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Myesterious wallet of Alan 😂😂😂😂

  • @Trtevoorryu
    @Trtevoorryu ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Alan was my least favorite person. How can you be poor and also be a chiropractor?

    • @XBarajasX
      @XBarajasX ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Alamoney was almost his entire earnings, plus his savings for old Alan

    • @brucegilbert7243
      @brucegilbert7243 ปีที่แล้ว

      An Asian massage parlour opens up next door!

  • @lmc4964
    @lmc4964 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    you can just picture Judith yelling down the phone

  • @MaddisonDwyer-hy8lc
    @MaddisonDwyer-hy8lc 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    what a good tv show

  • @Jaitheboss1
    @Jaitheboss1 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    If i had a brother like that id be in jail insufferable

  • @martintolovski
    @martintolovski ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Alan vs. Kramer, who is the better mooch, vote please 😂

    • @mikekling7144
      @mikekling7144 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Kramer had his own place at least.

    • @martintolovski
      @martintolovski ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@mikekling7144 with a hot tub too

    • @chandankumar-jo7rf
      @chandankumar-jo7rf ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Alan is the clear winner

    • @meadster308
      @meadster308 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Alan lives in a beach house but Kramer does nothing, falls sss backwards into money, mooches from his neighbor, and has sex without dating. Now, that's a fantasy camp.

    • @charlesbrowning9748
      @charlesbrowning9748 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Alan hands down.

  • @StarWarsMoments
    @StarWarsMoments 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    On that day Charlie learned about teaching people how to treat you. By saying that Allen never owed him money and never changing that thought, he told Alan it was okay to claim Charlie owed him.
    If you let people walk over you, what reason do they have to stop doing it?

  • @kattyparry1388
    @kattyparry1388 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    5:49 please throw him out

  • @TharsanJeyachandran
    @TharsanJeyachandran ปีที่แล้ว +4

    how is he so broke he has a good job lit ep

  • @jonnovember2136
    @jonnovember2136 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It reminds me of my older brother pulling this crap!!😔💸

  • @Fanvan-c2t
    @Fanvan-c2t ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m curious who the stuntman was when allan flew over the chair 4:39

  • @ericnelson9100
    @ericnelson9100 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Alan's Volvo was a 1998; he was still making payments on that in 2006?

  • @stavrospapadopoulos-fb8vp
    @stavrospapadopoulos-fb8vp 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    alan not only save money, alan did not spent money. if do not pay rent, food, even haircut, of course you will save money

  • @FreshlySnipes
    @FreshlySnipes 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Why does he pay Alimony when Jake is almost always over there?

    • @Vishnupriyachaturvedi
      @Vishnupriyachaturvedi 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Child support is for the kid and alimony is for your partner. You can’t marry a woman, share a life for years where she is a stay at home wife and then leave her with nothing when the marriage ends. She has no career,no merits, so alimony is compensation.

    • @TheDreamingGod-tz4dq
      @TheDreamingGod-tz4dq 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@VishnupriyachaturvediShe got everything in the divorce including the house. Alimony is such bs and needs to stop, men don't get the same payoffs to hang out at home. When they decide to break their vows (women don't have any concept of them) the free ride's over and they need to fend for themselves not continue to mooch.

    • @Vishnupriyachaturvedi
      @Vishnupriyachaturvedi 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@TheDreamingGod-tz4dq blame the patriarchy. It made men responsible for their women. Alimony helps women makeup for the time they lost in their marriage. Specially, if she was a stay at home wife.

    • @keith7644
      @keith7644 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@VishnupriyachaturvediAlan should a never let her be a stay at home mom

    • @Vishnupriyachaturvedi
      @Vishnupriyachaturvedi 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@keith7644 Are you sure? Half of the traditionalist idiots want women to stay at home. Alan deserves everything he got. She was not even his first choice, he asked her sister out before judith.

  • @darkjester7914
    @darkjester7914 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Episode ? 😂 4:24

  • @razorsharp8549
    @razorsharp8549 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Lets all remember that allan had a great divorce attorney and Charlie sabotaged it.

  • @Alkelly-hh6rv
    @Alkelly-hh6rv ปีที่แล้ว

    How could he not remember something that important.

  • @mjack1935
    @mjack1935 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    alan,... whats not to hate about this guy?

    • @patrickdornoff2735
      @patrickdornoff2735 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      hes a good man just has rotten luck in life

    • @ashokthapa5180
      @ashokthapa5180 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@patrickdornoff2735 luck? He is a dumbass to lose everything to woman.

    • @keith7644
      @keith7644 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      that’s not luck he should a stop giving money to women

    • @JmanKO97
      @JmanKO97 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@patrickdornoff2735 Good, perhaps. Man, definitely not.

  • @alexanderpytko5394
    @alexanderpytko5394 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Alan: I am not cheap.
    LIAR!!!

  • @ZZ-gu4dp
    @ZZ-gu4dp ปีที่แล้ว +9

    It is unbelievable that someone like Alan lost all his assets to Judith.

    • @batmanrocks6727
      @batmanrocks6727 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yup and it was all Charlie's fault

    • @devannayar6456
      @devannayar6456 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I always wondered about that. Is that how the law works in USA. The wife can take everything and also demand alimony ? How do the courts ensure that the man survives ?

    • @TheDreamingGod-tz4dq
      @TheDreamingGod-tz4dq 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@devannayar6456Yes. It's bullshit and they don't care about the men.

  • @voltairebanquirigo1119
    @voltairebanquirigo1119 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Living with your brother or parents and family are not an issue for us filipinos in fact it is imperative that your family brother parents help you or live with them. Because if you dont people will say why didnt you help your brother and as the hollies said: he aint heavy hes my brother

    • @Slayer12349
      @Slayer12349 ปีที่แล้ว

      Isn't that because a lot of Filipinos are poor, and Americans feel shame for living with others as if they like a dependent

  • @neilgerace355
    @neilgerace355 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    0:54 Alimony? We don't need no steenking alimony!

  • @peekaboo5059
    @peekaboo5059 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:16 thats an honor

  • @srami004
    @srami004 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Well Charlie slept and dumped Alan's expensive lawyer

    • @melanieparker
      @melanieparker ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh, so it's Charlie's fault Alan married Kandi, she too divorced him, took all his money forcing him back into Charlie's house and life?

    • @tonyduncan7608
      @tonyduncan7608 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Alen shoulda sued his divorce lawyer.

    • @stuartmcgill3599
      @stuartmcgill3599 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Or given Charlie's reputation he should have used a male lawyer

  • @GaryJrWesley-ou2tx
    @GaryJrWesley-ou2tx ปีที่แล้ว

    Little brothers Mayne 😂😂😂😂

  • @Seth_rs
    @Seth_rs 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I mean having to pay 4K of alimony will make you cheap too

    • @LatteMikan
      @LatteMikan 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Cheap and broke ? Yes but not planning fake I forgot my wallet making his brother pay each time and living for free plus having his groceries and bills paid by his brother, that’s being a parasite and a leech

  • @juanbaclavab
    @juanbaclavab 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Why does that house have a chimney of it's in Malibu... that's the most bizarre thing of the entire series

  • @dostonUergashev
    @dostonUergashev ปีที่แล้ว +5

    How does a chiropractor make no money

    • @JmanKO97
      @JmanKO97 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      When he is Alan Harper

  • @kandiman562
    @kandiman562 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I miss the original cast

  • @kiranramapuri716
    @kiranramapuri716 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Charlie forever

  • @finnmchugh99
    @finnmchugh99 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Tbh i get upsat with my brother when he owes me money sometimes...but thats moreso down to him breaking the game console controllers i pay for due to his FIFA or Fortnite tantrums

  • @jackmilligan1023
    @jackmilligan1023 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Two and a Half Men should’ve ended after Sheen was let go.

  • @srinath6247
    @srinath6247 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That's an honor he reserves for family😂😂😂😂

  • @miquelr2353
    @miquelr2353 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Alan always left his wallet at home. Absolutely shameless

  • @davidgibson7632
    @davidgibson7632 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    $24.50- $30 for a
    Large Popcorn w/ Cheese
    Large Slushy
    Jumbo box of milk duds
    Bagel Dog
    Last weekend I spent $30 on 2 drinks and Large Popcorn 😩

  • @guillerminaarias3820
    @guillerminaarias3820 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Poor Charlie with that brother!

  • @KusogeMan
    @KusogeMan ปีที่แล้ว

    5:22 he should have set the fire

  • @indianastarkjones1535
    @indianastarkjones1535 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Alan was the cheapest S.O.B. ever.

  • @MrJ0mmy
    @MrJ0mmy ปีที่แล้ว

    24.50 PLEASE!!