Anthony's response to Stuttering John'

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  • SHOW: 'The Anthony Cumia Show'
    AIR DATE: September 06, 2022
    Stuttering John causes all of his own problems. Anthony responds to John's latest comments in relation to allegations of improperly soliciting of funds under the guise of helping someone with medical bills.
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  • @drewhendrickson7922
    @drewhendrickson7922 ปีที่แล้ว +535

    If it wasn't for Anthony and WATP, everyone would have already long forgotten the name Stuttering John

    • @brandonnejame2352
      @brandonnejame2352 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is the truest statement that has ever been made by anyone anywhere ever! And the dabbling douche will never understand! 🤣

    • @gsped9201
      @gsped9201 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      for real, he should be on his knees thanking WATP and Ant with his mouth..

    • @XtremeDirtRacing
      @XtremeDirtRacing ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@gsped9201 i would have never known him

    • @dr.bobsanklemonitor455
      @dr.bobsanklemonitor455 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But it’s so funny.

    • @ethanmurray2203
      @ethanmurray2203 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah, but it sure is entertaining!

  • @kixbagsandblocks
    @kixbagsandblocks ปีที่แล้ว +468

    Anthony is one of the few broadcasters that can sit in front of a mic with no script and be consistently funny for an hour straight

    • @goodie2shoes
      @goodie2shoes ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I was gonna write a whole thing on why I like your comment and bring up all kinds of examples but fuck that. We simply wholeheartedly agree on this matter. Nuf said.

    • @jacksoncothren5831
      @jacksoncothren5831 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Exactly. Opie discovering Anthony was the luckiest day of his life.

    • @DVG619
      @DVG619 ปีที่แล้ว

      True. Shame he’s a racist piece of shit.

    • @Fucklifedeadshit
      @Fucklifedeadshit ปีที่แล้ว +3

      used to be

    • @geneanthony3421
      @geneanthony3421 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ant is a reactionary guy, he needs material to play off of and without it he struggles (which is why he needs a co host most of the time) and he knows that's his weakness (same with Jim Norton as well) which is where Opie shined. Opie got them from A to B and then Ant and Jimmy could play off of B.

  • @ericredlefsen5554
    @ericredlefsen5554 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Best line: "Cease and d-d-d......knock it off!!"

  • @RolandDeschain1
    @RolandDeschain1 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    It's endlessly amusing that John is so quick to attack someone's looks when he himself looks like a greasy toad.

    • @yittmashups
      @yittmashups ปีที่แล้ว

      "This pockfaced criminal!"

    • @RolandDeschain1
      @RolandDeschain1 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@yittmashups We all await John''s inevitable DUI , when he will actually be a criminal.

    • @stevenweishaupt8591
      @stevenweishaupt8591 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think he looks more like one of the hobbits from the movie . He wouldn't even need fake feet . You ever see his toenails? He doesn't even trim his toenails . He's a fucking troll/Hobbit from lord of the rings !

    • @googleisadisgrace9252
      @googleisadisgrace9252 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He has a muppet mouth

    • @dankburrito8345
      @dankburrito8345 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He looks like the Nickelodeon blob.

  • @rustymertz
    @rustymertz ปีที่แล้ว +272

    John actually had an in with Anthony and Compound Media years ago, but like EVERYTHING in his life, his entitlement, lack of awareness, and alcoholism has burned that relationship to the ground.

    • @evansgate
      @evansgate ปีที่แล้ว

      Anthony even fake laughed at his jokes. You gotta be a real prick to burn a bridge with Cumia

    • @JohnP74
      @JohnP74 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      True, true, and true👍

    • @rossrobertson674
      @rossrobertson674 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Its so weird how he just didn't understand ball busting, he really thinks the jokes are personal insults and if he doesn't strike back then they're true and people will see him as weak, it's a weird ego thing that Opie also had

    • @AugusteDupin752
      @AugusteDupin752 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@rossrobertson674 Also it's interesting to note that they were both (Opie and John) fans of Howard Stern at some point. What were they even getting from Howard's show if they didn't understand the "roast mentality"? Were they seeing him as a genuinely tough guy...? And wanted to be like him, I guess.

    • @stephendexheimer7914
      @stephendexheimer7914 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      One of my favorite moments was when Anthony straight up told John he hated his movie 😂

  • @PAYNEKILLER..
    @PAYNEKILLER.. ปีที่แล้ว +322

    This will go down in history as the dissection of Stuttering John. Hit the like button folks 😆

    • @sirloin7633
      @sirloin7633 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Chill Bobo

    • @darknotered7425
      @darknotered7425 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agree 1000%! 😆 🤣 😂

    • @darknotered7425
      @darknotered7425 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@sirloin7633
      We found Stuttering John's TH-cam burner acct! 😆 🤣 😂

    • @sirloin7633
      @sirloin7633 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@darknotered7425 Who ME!!???!! {beet}

    • @darknotered7425
      @darknotered7425 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sirloin7633
      😆

  • @jamesmurray3889
    @jamesmurray3889 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Whenever someone is accused of a crime and their response is "oh yah, well your a racist." That person is 100% guilty.

    • @Downwithlibtards
      @Downwithlibtards 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      you're

    • @JadeRunner
      @JadeRunner 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I like it when their response is "You can't prove that." 🤣

  • @notd9693
    @notd9693 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    You gotta love a guy unironically saying his conscience won't allow him to steal, and then going on to brag about suing people in frivolous lawsuits.

    • @ChimpFromSpace
      @ChimpFromSpace ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He claims his "ocd" makes it impossible for him to steal, lie, and practice general hygiene.

    • @joes1429
      @joes1429 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      shutup you p..p...p..pock face criminal

  • @lougaru2445
    @lougaru2445 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    This rant is so good it has replay value

  • @-Garviel_Loken-
    @-Garviel_Loken- ปีที่แล้ว +239

    I’m so glad Ant decided to put out this castigation for free. It’s hilarious

  • @RolandDeschain1
    @RolandDeschain1 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    This is always worth a revisit.

    • @Larry_Hegs
      @Larry_Hegs 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Dude I’ve rewatched this a half dozen times. Laugh every time.

  • @optimisticcosmic
    @optimisticcosmic ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Howard hired John so he could goof on his stutter and we're still dealing with him 30 years later 😅

    • @thomaskirkpatrick4031
      @thomaskirkpatrick4031 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I remember the show, Howard hired him sight unseen, only because of his stutter.

    • @cmendr011
      @cmendr011 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And he doesn’t even stutter. He only stutters if you call him out and he can’t think of a lie fast enough does he stutter.

  • @andrewfusco8580
    @andrewfusco8580 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    1:40 "I'm Laurence O...Laurence O...Laurence's Liver!" And that's why Ant is the best.

    • @stanleyfranks9891
      @stanleyfranks9891 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This was classic pure angry Anthony and it was magic!!

    • @Ckeller90
      @Ckeller90 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      100%

  • @Tpanda85
    @Tpanda85 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Dude, “cease and knock it off” hit me hard. I’m cracking up

  • @stooch66
    @stooch66 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “Tonight, Jay welcomes Pameler Anderson…”

    • @JustinJTime
      @JustinJTime 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nigerless Cage!

  • @ryansvg4367
    @ryansvg4367 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    We have been long overdue for this absolutely savage decimation of Stuttering John!

    • @m.a.2959
      @m.a.2959 ปีที่แล้ว

      still waiting... this was lame as fuck. Two morons calling each other out.

  • @splerth3771
    @splerth3771 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I can almost hear the mother from Carrie saying to Melendez: "They're gonna laugh at you...They're gonna laugh at you...They're gonna laugh at you..."

  • @dwod91
    @dwod91 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Anthony is burning bridges. Pretty sure he is not invited for the next roast of abdul jabbar!🤣

  • @velvetpilot2008
    @velvetpilot2008 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Anthony Cumia still remains the only comedian who can dismantle another person piece by piece and do it smartly, boldly and of course, make it hilarious.

    • @cwatson42785
      @cwatson42785 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Stern back in the day was also legendary with how he could destroy someone on the fly and make it hilarious as well. But yeah I agree about Ant, so true

  • @jeffnickels2279
    @jeffnickels2279 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    'Below'ved Chattah' is my new favorite phrase.

  • @chipchippahson
    @chipchippahson ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Jesus how good is Tony Two Shirts at impersonations? His Stuttering John is so good.

    • @cincinatus90
      @cincinatus90 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sounds more like Tony Danza

    • @mattyboyanderson
      @mattyboyanderson ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I think it's the producer on WATP who does John so well I can't tell the difference.

    • @UltrafineDeluxe
      @UltrafineDeluxe ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jim Norton is a prop comic.

    • @chipchippahson
      @chipchippahson ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mattyboyanderson Yeah I heard him do it a few times his is good too.

    • @Mytimekid
      @Mytimekid ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "He does these impersonations, I swear you'd think it was the real people."

  • @Drscottyjones
    @Drscottyjones ปีที่แล้ว +172

    I believe Patrice said that Ant was 'racial' not 'racist'
    They both were self educating themselves on the opposite race,
    and had no issue telling you what they discovered. It was great listening to the 2 of them

    • @X-hoshaq-X
      @X-hoshaq-X ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He called him an “adorable racist”

    • @nimo517
      @nimo517 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah but then Anthony said 100x that he’s a racist and would rather admit it hahah so not even Ant would agree

    • @Trapinnewyork44
      @Trapinnewyork44 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Patrice did call Ant a racist, multiple times....

    • @nimo517
      @nimo517 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Trapinnewyork44 thank you! Ant called himself a racist even more often.

    • @Night_Shadey
      @Night_Shadey ปีที่แล้ว

      underrated comment

  • @morethanaveragejoe8224
    @morethanaveragejoe8224 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I laughed hard every time Ant said "my daughter-son"!

    • @miketocci
      @miketocci ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Could you imagine Stuttering John and Suzzaner as your Dad and Mom. Anyone would be messed up with parents like that!

    • @intercoursehandguns851
      @intercoursehandguns851 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@miketocciThat implication gives Stutjo too much credit as a father.

  • @zacharyspurlin957
    @zacharyspurlin957 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    There’s a bit on the stern show where they talked about how John would empty the mini bars at hotels, including his coworkers minibars, under the assumption that the minibar was free. Yeah- I guess he doesn’t “steal” but rather assumes somebody else will cover his expenses

    • @chairmanmeow2413
      @chairmanmeow2413 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I was just watching that episode, his bill was 2x-3x every body else's & he had excuse after excuse all making him the good guy.

    • @Buckets50
      @Buckets50 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That’s one of my favorite stern clips of all time. Howard was calling John on all the shit we now know him to be. He also brought his wife and daughter on that trip and was doing insane amounts of laundry that he assumed KROCK would pay for

    • @timnoonen1294
      @timnoonen1294 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Anyone who knows him, knows that his OCD won't allow him to commit any wrongdoings

    • @zacharyspurlin957
      @zacharyspurlin957 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@timnoonen1294 true, I forgot about that. He never lies!

    • @zacharyspurlin957
      @zacharyspurlin957 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@chairmanmeow2413 Well what about Jackie!?!?

  • @RolandDeschain1
    @RolandDeschain1 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    It's so interesting that Ant can beautifully savage John for an hour straight and still not even touch John's farce of a stand-up career or his abysmal movie.

    • @vegashdrider
      @vegashdrider ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You left out his career in music

    • @Cturton21
      @Cturton21 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Oh, so that was you who saw it?!

    • @RolandDeschain1
      @RolandDeschain1 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Cturton21Sadly, yes.

  • @MichaelOBrien71
    @MichaelOBrien71 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Stuttering John used the N word back in the 80s and 90s on Howard’s show like it was going out of style and he’s calling Anthony a racist

    • @brainhakker7133
      @brainhakker7133 ปีที่แล้ว

      John HAS TO BE the Dumbest Human to ever live.

    • @Nall412
      @Nall412 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Oh shit that’s right to

    • @evansgate
      @evansgate ปีที่แล้ว +25

      he also happily was on Anthony's show and hung out after hours until it no longer benefited him, so just now he's "discovering" Anthony is a racist!!!

    • @JohnP74
      @JohnP74 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      John could be the biggest hypocrite of all time. The scary thing is that he isn't even a tiny bit aware that he is.

    • @HomekittyL2
      @HomekittyL2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      John's also one of those hardcore hyper liberals that think calling someone a "racist" is akin to uttering a death curse, even when guys like Anthony could give a shit. It's funny when their weapons fall flat

  • @cousinsfactory
    @cousinsfactory ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Patrice and Anthony together was some of the greatest radio of all time.

  • @andrewbinns5035
    @andrewbinns5035 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    John is a great argument for sobriety.

    • @booognish
      @booognish ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah but Anthony is a great argument for alcoholism

    • @TheTha411
      @TheTha411 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      John is a great argument for abortion to be legal in every state.

    • @glenmo1
      @glenmo1 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Stuttering John is a good argument for birth control 😂

  • @rustymertz
    @rustymertz ปีที่แล้ว +56

    If John knew how to monetize the hate/venom coming his way, he’d be rich.

    • @rossrobertson674
      @rossrobertson674 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He and Opie could both do that, I just got on this Stuttering John stuff with WATP, I would always see the clips about Opie but the last month watching all the John stuff I started to realize they're the same person, delusional narcissistic has-been's, only difference is Opie has way more money, he's nowhere near as angry as John, and he was way more famous

    • @gregorystell6858
      @gregorystell6858 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      not really. people have to give a shit about what he has to say first and with the exception of the less than 100 people that listen to him it's not gonna go far.

    • @wes11bravo
      @wes11bravo ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think it's not hate or venom that comes his way as much as it's a reaction to his pompous, hypocritical, blithering idiocy. There is something uniquely hilarious about goofing on someone who truly believes he's a talented genius when in reality he's, well, John Melendez.

  • @NorthJerseyJabroni
    @NorthJerseyJabroni ปีที่แล้ว +29

    John's show is like having a Jocktober segment 24/7/365

  • @Camaro69z
    @Camaro69z ปีที่แล้ว +57

    One thing about Anthony. When he's had it, he's had it. No filter haha.

    • @goodie2shoes
      @goodie2shoes ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sca8217 ghehe, yeah. I like Sleeve's stuff but I also really enjoyed Ant's hate for it.

  • @MorganFreemansFavoriteFreckle
    @MorganFreemansFavoriteFreckle ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I have to say, I’ve never heard someone found their morality in “OCD.” It’s quite creative. Insane….but creative

    • @joeymontanez3249
      @joeymontanez3249 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I know it sounds funny, but I do understand what he meant. Usually, OCD goes hand in hand with anxiety. If it's something that would weigh on a normal person's conscience, it could be like the only thing on the mind of a person with OCD. Sorta like the Poe story with the telltale heart. It will drive you nuts doing something perceived as wrong. But I was a thief and a drug addict and have OCD. I used the drugs to kill my conscience a lot of the times. Just like some do with alcohol. So, it's a flimsy excuse, but it does have some merit to it with a better explanation than he gave. Sorry to reply to an old comment, but I thought maybe it would be of value to add some context.

  • @nateg9770
    @nateg9770 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I saw a video where he said he was proud that he actually figured out how to unclog his own fucking toilet

    • @RolandDeschain1
      @RolandDeschain1 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      And he got so winded he almost passed out after doing some basic housework to clean up his hovel.

    • @oldjackrustler9302
      @oldjackrustler9302 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What'd he do? Swallow harder?

    • @SlickArmor
      @SlickArmor ปีที่แล้ว

      You'd think after a lifetime spent clogging them that it should be the one thing that he'd be an expert at. So much so that he could incorporate giving out tips on it periodically during various podcasts. What a stuttering $hlT-he@D!!

    • @nateg9770
      @nateg9770 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RolandDeschain1 😅😅👍 what a moronic mess

    • @HomekittyL2
      @HomekittyL2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@RolandDeschain1 AND followed that up a couple days later by chugging OJ in the midst of dehydration and puking it into a bag of beers he was planning on drinking

  • @karma_coin
    @karma_coin 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    I have watched this twice already and I came back for a third time, it is just so brutal and satisfying to see John getting what is coming to him

    • @thomaskirkpatrick4031
      @thomaskirkpatrick4031 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Me too. Anthony, the subject matter I don't know what it is, I'll watch this 10 more times. It's hysterical.

    • @malikjohnson7950
      @malikjohnson7950 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Same. Just watched "the response to the response to the tweet" video about Opie again. They'll never get old. Ant should do a show like WATP where he just trashes people. Love it.

    • @jasonrodman9015
      @jasonrodman9015 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Round 4 here!

    • @DabNaggit
      @DabNaggit 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And then someone stubs their toe and you yell "I GOT THE TOE LITIGATION!!!"

  • @kdot8340
    @kdot8340 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Ant called him a bad father haha the way he said it was just hilarious lol

  • @JustCallMeLoathesome
    @JustCallMeLoathesome ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I honestly cannot stop laughing at the concept of the "beloved chatteh."

  • @buster326
    @buster326 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    It’s so easy to goof on John, yet it’s so satisfying.

  • @chrislange3804
    @chrislange3804 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “This guy doesn’t even launder his UNDERWEAR!”
    Hahaha

  • @MrBlick76
    @MrBlick76 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I watch this all the time. Is that bad? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Fukin hilariousness

  • @WalterSobchak1000
    @WalterSobchak1000 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    It was always hilarious when you and Artie would break in to an impersonation of John 😂

  • @kennethgibson456
    @kennethgibson456 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Total autononimity... love it! They guy Infront of me in the train is now wearing my drink on the back of his head 🤣

  • @larrycera1943
    @larrycera1943 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    John can play the kid card all he wants, but I would bet his kids are immensely thankful to the “trolls” for chasing him off of the Internet. Whatever their motivation or intent, they ended his humiliating presence in the public eye, which must have offered them daily embarrassment and constant anxiety. As someone with a toddler and a baby, I can’t imagine blithely making such ranting and raving videos for the world to see, knowing everything I do has both a direct and indirect effect on them.

    • @intercoursehandguns851
      @intercoursehandguns851 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Too bad he's back. Besides, he has a troon for a kid so I'm sure they're so deluded they think his leftist bullshit is a positive thing.

    • @wes11bravo
      @wes11bravo 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Despite how I feel about John, it's impossible for me not to feel sorry for his kids, each of whom must be completely mortified by their idiot father's behavior. All of his overwrought choked up posturing about how much he loves them is contradicted by his refusal to cease living in a way that is demonstrably damaging them. Shame on him.

  • @stanleyfranks9891
    @stanleyfranks9891 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Stuttering Juan was born to the words “Good God Get It Out of Me”

  • @flutebasket4294
    @flutebasket4294 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Kinking the chemo hose! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @RolandDeschain1
    @RolandDeschain1 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    I honestly never put together the possibility that John's deranged hyper-Leftism could have been the result of internalised guilt at having his beautiful daughter become a Troon.

    • @Grim528
      @Grim528 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I don’t believe it’s that deep. I think he just believes that having those talking points will make him relevant.

    • @SlickArmor
      @SlickArmor ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Now what's the deal with his daughter?

    • @colonicstacker1683
      @colonicstacker1683 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes..Anthony makes a great point

    • @SlickArmor
      @SlickArmor ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Okay scratch that 25:06 tells me all I need to know. Oohfahhh..

    • @RK-cd7kg
      @RK-cd7kg ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@SlickArmor John's daughter is trans and now identifies as a boy named Knight.

  • @tr606
    @tr606 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "cease and ....kuk.kuuurkk knock it off" haha the best

  • @Night_Shadey
    @Night_Shadey ปีที่แล้ว +454

    As a father, I have to say the worst thing Jon has ever done is failed to have the courage to protect his daughter from the latest liberal fad.

    • @dozerdlx4183
      @dozerdlx4183 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Amen

    • @alkohallick2901
      @alkohallick2901 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      100^

    • @liveChef
      @liveChef ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Sad man

    • @iceyardfan4394
      @iceyardfan4394 ปีที่แล้ว

      He supports her mutilation

    • @joeyvanostrand3655
      @joeyvanostrand3655 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@guymetdrapedes220 I'm very sorry to hear that my friend. The cancer of degeneracy is very pervasive and unfortunately metastasizing out of control. It literally is a fad.
      This too shall pass, but the amount of damage that it is going to leave in its wake will be absolutely monumental. Far reaching for generations.

  • @Flynnstir
    @Flynnstir ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Everyone including myself would personally like to thank stuttering john for awakening the original john slayer! Perfect lol just perfect!

  • @IceCubeInMyIceTea
    @IceCubeInMyIceTea ปีที่แล้ว +5

    John doesn't steal, he just mooches off everyone and their grandma.

  • @scothoneycutt9156
    @scothoneycutt9156 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Ive watched this 5 times and it keeps getting funnier

  • @Serr8edGrin
    @Serr8edGrin ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This was brutal, but absolutely hilarious and so deserved.

  • @skyler951
    @skyler951 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    He mooched beers off of me , during Stern's book signing.

  • @davidaustin4407
    @davidaustin4407 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Great material. I could listen to Anthony bash John for hours!

    • @shell192
      @shell192 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I could listen to Anthony bash anyone for hours 😀

    • @RolandDeschain1
      @RolandDeschain1 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bashing that despicable.bum brings everyone together.

    • @HankBukowski
      @HankBukowski ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RolandDeschain1 Lol. Very true.

  • @jasonnadeau6556
    @jasonnadeau6556 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Fame was more important than your family.”
    Says it all right there.
    Irrelevancy kills him now.
    That and alcoholism.

  • @chriss2451
    @chriss2451 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Howard said it best when John worked there: He was only funny because he would ask celebrities goofy questions that Howard, Jackie, and Fred wrote for him and stuttered to get them out.

    • @wes11bravo
      @wes11bravo ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How dare you minimize the brilliance of the head writer for the Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Roast, and master joke crafter John Melendez, sir.

  • @yankeetherebel
    @yankeetherebel ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Ant and Patrice always seemed to have a brotherly sort of relationship. They argued about almost everything and verbally beat the shit out of each other on occasion, but underneath it all, you always got the sense that there was a lot of love and mutual admiration and respect between them and that was consistent no matter how brutal the verbal battles got. I have 3 children and they fight daily (verbally and physically lol), but the second anyone else says anything insulting or negative about one my kids to one of my other kids, they'll immediately go on the defense. The nicest things I've ever heard my kids say about each other is when they're defending each other to an outsider. That's the kind of relationship impression that I always got about Ant and Patrice.

    • @miketocci
      @miketocci ปีที่แล้ว

      But like a typical white liberal, John will assume what a black person thinks and then die on that hill, defending a straw man argument straight out of his beer addled mind.
      John is a ridiculous person.

    • @mega13man1
      @mega13man1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Those were the bestest of times

    • @The_ScapeGoat
      @The_ScapeGoat ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No. Patrice was a genuine racist who said that he could never be real friends with a white person. He was way over his head in the victimitis. It's amazing that he gets as much admiration as he does.

    • @yankeetherebel
      @yankeetherebel ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@The_ScapeGoat it's weird that everyone who knew him in real life disagrees with you.

    • @intercoursehandguns851
      @intercoursehandguns851 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@The_ScapeGoatThat's what happens when you die. It had the rapper effect. Made him a better comedian than he ever could be.

  • @maikeru01
    @maikeru01 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I didn't realize they were serving chemo a la carte.

  • @carlosdanger1521
    @carlosdanger1521 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    His lawyer is actually the same lawyer that Jim Breuer pizza man uses

  • @devoncutmore
    @devoncutmore ปีที่แล้ว +19

    This has been magnificent 👏 definitely subscribing to Compound Media. Thank you Anthony for saying what most of us are thinking! God bless you Sir!

    • @koonhunter7450
      @koonhunter7450 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is the best thing on TH-cam, Nick dipaolo should roast this stuttering clown, Nick probably wouldn't acknowledge him though.

  • @brainhakker7133
    @brainhakker7133 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Watching Anthony get this passionate is truly inspirational 🍻Love Karl Cheeseburger and Gotta give Shuli a shout out as well for his acceptance of John-centric material.

    • @FlashyVic
      @FlashyVic ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Ken North It's more 'anti trans' parents' though

    • @river_acheron
      @river_acheron ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@captainkongAnt is NOT anti-Trans. As a member myself of the LGBTQ community, I can tell that. He was bashing John as a PARENT. Also, let's be honest...he was trying to purposely piss John off the same way Ant and Opie would purposely try to rile Howard up years ago by talking about Wiggys daughters.
      I don't detect any Trans hate here at all.

  • @BearsNCigars
    @BearsNCigars ปีที่แล้ว +48

    At this point Opie and John need to team up and do a show

    • @alexdelargesupertramp
      @alexdelargesupertramp ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Call it ‘Stuttering Dopes’.

    • @brandon-HACK-HOUND
      @brandon-HACK-HOUND ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Think of the mass suicides that would take place in mere protest.

    • @BearsNCigars
      @BearsNCigars ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@alexdelargesupertramp yes lol

    • @TheMotiveDJ
      @TheMotiveDJ ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Third chair can be Creamy Butters.

    • @hammersmashedface6059
      @hammersmashedface6059 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      John makes opie look like Anthony

  • @joes1429
    @joes1429 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    This has to be one of his best rants ever lol

  • @williamannette558
    @williamannette558 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Don’t forget that John also got some free weed from a bartender and mailed it to the loved one who has cancer.

  • @jamestownsassacre9211
    @jamestownsassacre9211 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ant's impression is incredible, had to check the screen a few times to make sure it wasn't actually John 😂

    • @severinks8887
      @severinks8887 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Actually Anthony's impression of John is a direct lift from the one that Artie Lange did and has done of John for more than 20 years to his face.

  • @ethanmurray2203
    @ethanmurray2203 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Anthony, if he sues you, answer! As a defendant, you can depose him, depose his witnesses, get his income, and make his life miserable. Most contingency lawyers don't pay out of pocket expenses. One deposition, John is broke! A video and stenographer for a typical deposition is about $3000. Or more! Experts, such as a forensic CPA is maybe $10,000! He might be looking at $50k to sue you, and you would get amazing content for what you spend! Also, you never want a default judgement, it ruins your credit.

    • @coolmotherluver415
      @coolmotherluver415 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who hasn't he sued

    • @chocolatetownforever7537
      @chocolatetownforever7537 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Slander is almost impossible to sue for and win. John would have to show legitimate damages to sue for, that was caused by Anthony saying he was embezzling money. What has that opinion cost John?
      Nothing.

  • @panhead55
    @panhead55 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This was so good yesterday, I listened to the entire show twice. Can’t wait for the gig this weekend in Vegas!

  • @mangravy2897
    @mangravy2897 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “He lives his act” is right on point
    The Prestige is an amazing movie!

  • @gilman1918
    @gilman1918 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I love when Ant does these "responses" friggin hilarious

  • @pitster
    @pitster ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Ant is a podcast I could listen to about any topic for the rest of my life.

  • @Tkbrd1918
    @Tkbrd1918 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “I don’t punch”, pause for coughing…”punch down” as a roach slides to the back of his neck

  • @TheRealDarrylStrawberry
    @TheRealDarrylStrawberry ปีที่แล้ว +24

    When he first said "a beloved chatter" the Chat blew up asking who it was. So the next day he said "Uh, Duh, uhh..a Loved One, who's beloved...byy a chatter...who is a regular." Then after WATP started pointing out Johns blatant cancer scam he started saying "all duh money goes ta' Meeeeeee!" which only made it seem like he had a falling out with the beloved, chat-regular's loved one's chemo doctor. Hes so stupid.

    • @gandhiangles3213
      @gandhiangles3213 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The chat did not blow up asking who it was.That is a lie.

    • @TheRealDarrylStrawberry
      @TheRealDarrylStrawberry ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@gandhiangles3213 Theres 25 people watching him at any given time. 7 of them asked who it was. Thats 28%...youre right. Not quite a BLOW UP. But you knew what i meant and now youre doing what John does "Uhhh. Duh chat did not blow up. It is still intact. There were no explosions of any kind. Everyone is safe and sound" Literal John strikes again.

    • @gandhiangles3213
      @gandhiangles3213 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheRealDarrylStrawberry You are incorrect.There are between 200-300 people in the chat. Were you in the chat today? I was and you are purposely deflating the numbers. John has a lot of loyal followers in the chat. I know it pisses you off,but it is true. No one asked him who it was in the chat. Not sure why John has so many trolls. How about addressing his success of attracting great guests. Mary Trump, Politics Girl, Nikki Fried, Greg Olear are just a handful. Lively political discourse is the majority of the podcast.

    • @TheRealDarrylStrawberry
      @TheRealDarrylStrawberry ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@gandhiangles3213 i saw 62 watching the other day. But maybe it picked up when Ojeda joined. ohh, im sure. Even when there is 200+ watching, theres still only the same 25 people in the chat. Again, YOU KNOW THIS, but youre doing the John Melendez thing. 90% of live viewers are r/Dabblers. I almost think youre John himself. it wouldnt be unlike John to engage with chadduhs through sock accounts. John...is that you??

    • @TheRealDarrylStrawberry
      @TheRealDarrylStrawberry ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@gandhiangles3213 You joined youtube last month. Go away Sock John.

  • @EnormousKingCrab
    @EnormousKingCrab ปีที่แล้ว +20

    47:08 what's even funnier is that he's lying about the 30k. He actually only got 15k in settlement!

    • @Nall412
      @Nall412 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No way you serious. Holy shit. That’s funny

    • @Buckets50
      @Buckets50 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Nall412 yea if my memory is correct 30k was what was awarded but most of that money went to the lawyer and other fees just like Ant said

    • @EnormousKingCrab
      @EnormousKingCrab ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Nall412 he sued for 250k as well lmao, he wrote it in his book

    • @DeRock401
      @DeRock401 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@EnormousKingCrab the book is full of lies

    • @stevenweishaupt8591
      @stevenweishaupt8591 ปีที่แล้ว

      He wouldn't of sued if he had to pay the lawyers . He will lose his sirius /xm lawsuit also . He only sued after 15 years when he had no money . He's a giant pos .

  • @mitchaelhollingsworth1698
    @mitchaelhollingsworth1698 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    this is like watching prime michael jordan dunk on a wheelchair kid. it's glorious and i can't stop watching it; i've watched it already three times today.

  • @chaddsteinberg3758
    @chaddsteinberg3758 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Stuttering John should consider Anthony a friend for being that honest about what John can’t seem to see himself.

  • @mikerose5690
    @mikerose5690 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This is so spot on. I love that Anthony called SJ out for trying to be a political pundit. It's just so spot on.
    SJ is a has been who really wasn't anything special to begin with. Meanwhile Anthony is still one of the funniest dudes on the planet!

  • @reeetawd
    @reeetawd ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Anthony is THE best radio guy in history. You can tell his rehearsal for this was writing down the things stuttering John recently said about him and possibly a few bullet points on John (needed to refresh his memory on a boring person like stuttering John) and he kills it. It flows so smoothly without any boring parts of the rant.

  • @Ascapelios
    @Ascapelios ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I like how they edited out the R word to make it youtube friendly but when Ant started dropping the N word they just gave up.

    • @davidwilliams7723
      @davidwilliams7723 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @brandonobaza8610
      @brandonobaza8610 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The editing staff was like a Greek Phalanx struggling to maintain a shield wall, with their captain shouting "HOLD!!!" Then, at 26:55 their strength failed.

    • @wdsftygt
      @wdsftygt ปีที่แล้ว

      @@brandonobaza8610 but they still had sex because the army was made up of muscular Greek lovers

    • @outtrigger
      @outtrigger 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      you only need to censor slurs in the beginning of videos

  • @philtaylor6602
    @philtaylor6602 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    3rd time I've watched this.
    I need to get out more.
    Or more of this. Seen em all and they're very funny

  • @ethanmurray2203
    @ethanmurray2203 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    If he sued you, you would have the right to discovery! All bank accounts, all financials, depose the "cancer patient" all kinds of fun stuff

  • @americanboy79
    @americanboy79 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This is great! Ant is The Harlem Globetrotters and John is The Washington Generals.

    • @timnoonen1294
      @timnoonen1294 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm pretty sure that the generals are aware of the big picture and they know that they're professional losers...as for stuttering John, the self awareness doesn't exist

    • @americanboy79
      @americanboy79 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@timnoonen1294 yes but they both keep coming back for more beatings and it's always very entertaining and hilarious 🤣

    • @timnoonen1294
      @timnoonen1294 ปีที่แล้ว

      @americanboy79 very true, I will of course keep watching...now we just need someone musically inclined to remix John doing that stupid trumpet noise with the globetrotters whistling theme song.

  • @Michael_Dolences.
    @Michael_Dolences. ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "The Bashing of Threetards". Great show.

  • @andysedano1175
    @andysedano1175 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    John is Mickey Abbot from Seinfeld. I'm Mickey Abbot, I was standing in for Punky Brewster when all of you was nothing.

  • @AdamMcGowen2890
    @AdamMcGowen2890 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This was so needed. Thank you Ant!

  • @rustymertz
    @rustymertz ปีที่แล้ว +28

    John actually made a lot of money back in the Stern days, just not from Stern. He was given his appropriate value at THSS.
    He took the lions share of the money from comedy shows he barely took part it. He mooched and used people on the show and fans.
    He got paid in a revenge bang from Leno, but this dope thought it was his actual talents being bought.
    The financial fall from grace since the end of Leno is now exposing his actual worth to society.

    • @RolandDeschain1
      @RolandDeschain1 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And he has been fighting back the reality of that with alcohol and his delusional ego ever since

    • @JsmithVB757
      @JsmithVB757 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@THEBANDIT7979 get a job, John.

    • @RolandDeschain1
      @RolandDeschain1 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@THEBANDIT7979 Maintained healthy, productive relationships with family, friends, co-workers and the community at large.
      John has managed none of this, has been a miserable, self-absorbed shit his whole life, and still has nothing to show for it, personally or financially.

    • @Calabrio76
      @Calabrio76 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Don't forget the insider trading.
      Lonely brokers would give him tips in a desperate attempt to be part of the Stern universe.

    • @TonyDanza4Lyfe
      @TonyDanza4Lyfe ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He also had a cameo in airheads

  • @bhershey4
    @bhershey4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When he said my programming won’t allow me to harm a human being I lost it

  • @Dolf9271986
    @Dolf9271986 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    WHOA Anthony's Opie impression is insanely good haha!

  • @WontStopMeNow
    @WontStopMeNow ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Patrice was racist and liked honesty, he laughed whenever Anthony said something racist.

    • @koppe18
      @koppe18 ปีที่แล้ว

      And?

    • @GolfMan489
      @GolfMan489 ปีที่แล้ว

      Proof, or STFU

  • @kArLosDaINgEr
    @kArLosDaINgEr ปีที่แล้ว +3

    A lawyer, a Baker, or a candlestick Maker. Can't wait for the mugshot of John 😜

    • @JustCallMeLoathesome
      @JustCallMeLoathesome ปีที่แล้ว

      Tinker, tailor, soldier, spy! It's John? Fuck that idiot, I'm not picking up the phone.

  • @reedrothchild7966
    @reedrothchild7966 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ant when he has had it is my favorite 😂

  • @JustinK1613
    @JustinK1613 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is some of the best content I've ever watched. 🤣

  • @RealSquares
    @RealSquares ปีที่แล้ว +6

    One Of the funniest hours I can remember. Thank You for uploading!

  • @Geek_Chorus
    @Geek_Chorus ปีที่แล้ว +80

    John embodies everything I hate about the left and so much more.

    • @jarontalotta
      @jarontalotta ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Which part of The Left?

    • @jarontalotta
      @jarontalotta ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ew, details? Gay.

    • @Lewis9700
      @Lewis9700 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@jarontalottaAll of it. From their lies to their riots to their violence to their hypocrisy to their ignorance to their hatred to their virtue signaling to their whiny insane crybaby victimhood

    • @mattwuxx3888
      @mattwuxx3888 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      John's not really "the left", though. He couldn't explain supply side/laissez-faire vs politburo/govt owned means of production, to save his life. What he is, is the typical low-information, desperate to have social currency toolbag(like most NPC/incel hipster woke dudes and suburban soccer moms who demand gun control and want a trans kid), who fully buy into every BS TDS talking point and ridiculous social agenda trends, will vote that way and then virtue-signal/brag about it on SM, so they can fit in. *Those* are also the exact type of people btw, that are ruining the nation, tearing down Western civilization, and helping to lead us to at least regional, if not outright civil war.

    • @NigelOdinson
      @NigelOdinson 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      He has the worst possible traits all rolled into one
      Absolute tragedy of a human.

  • @echo-cb9st
    @echo-cb9st ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I hope everyone subscribes to compound media after hearing this. I've always liked cumia. But after this HE IS FREAKING AWESOME!!

  • @DrunkDoglol
    @DrunkDoglol ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is like the 10th time I've listened to this Stuttering John roast. It's amazing.

  • @breakercassidy6946
    @breakercassidy6946 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    There’s totally a Stern episode where SJ is called out for running up an insane hotel bill and taking all the complimentary items and Howard referred to him as a Schnorrer

    • @kerpal321
      @kerpal321 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i love that one, it was so funny

  • @Anuskasv0
    @Anuskasv0 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Big thanks for putting this on your channel, love the SJ bashing, so much fun.

    • @brainhakker7133
      @brainhakker7133 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It gives me a reason to wake up in the morning 🍻. Well that and HEROIN 💉

  • @craigenputtock
    @craigenputtock 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This is so funny! Please do another one. Better yet, invite him on the show and go at it live... that would be GREAT!

  • @k19sparks
    @k19sparks 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Meanwhile we find out the mini iPad John sent the “beloved chatta” was so old it couldn’t be updated. John traded for it from a fellow day drinker at a bar for 3 drinks. 😂

  • @robertmagill6005
    @robertmagill6005 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    This should've been Stuttering John vs reality feat. Anthony.

  • @smudgeeee6259
    @smudgeeee6259 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    John is jealous of the younger girlfriends because he can't do the same. If he could he'd be all over it.

    • @miketocci
      @miketocci ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "No, I'd rather date a grandma. They're the only ones who have ever heard of me."