Glad to see someone agrees with me on the AR-15 as a hunting rifle. I never go for deer with anything less than my late Grandpa's Marlin .30-30, and once took one with a Hi-Point .45 ACP carbine.
Me to myself: "Didn't Decker cover this already?" My brain to myself: " No, doofus. You, yourself, watched this one on a sick day from work, and analyzed it much like Decker would've."
Hi Decker, Just wanted to send you a quick message of thanks. Found your channel many years ago and it's not just a great watch but it has helped me through many tough times. I've no idea why but any time life gets tough your channel always cheers me up. I know it's a small consolation as it doesn't pay the bills, but even if your subscriber count isn't going up as quickly as you may hope or you're not receiving the views you desire, you're providing value to people and it is much appreciated.
Thank you for making every review so much fun! You're a comedic genius!!! In a perfect world i would get a review from you every day!!!! Thank you sir!
The fact that he lasted until, almost, the end was mind boggling. He kept making the stupidest decisions and even got to square off against the Dino with a sword. He did not deserve that
12:36 - honestly was half expecting for the dino to jump over the roof again for round two, since its hiding spot/ attack plan worked so well the first time!
Decker - YOU ARE THE MAN!! I liked & subscribed years ago! Please keep the laughs coming! You are THE BEST Internet Movie Critic EVER! and I really enjoy the facts,cast, trivia and backstory that you put in Every Video.Thanks for all you do, Decker and Happy New Year! I Hope 2024 is a Great one for Ya! THANX AGAIN
🎯 Key Takeaways for quick navigation: 00:05 🦖 *Introduction to "Triassic Hunt" and its connection to "Triassic World"* - Introduces "Triassic Hunt" as a sequel to Asylum's mockbuster "Triassic World." - Explains the challenge Asylum faced due to the release schedule misalignment with "Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom." 01:14 🎬 *Overview of "Triassic Hunt" Opening Credits and Initial Plot Setup* - Analyzes Asylum's traditional opening credits style with dramatic music and clips from a different movie. - Describes the introduction of characters and the setup involving the transportation of escaped dinosaurs. 04:00 🕵️♂️ *Introduction of the A-Team, Characters, and Initial Mission Briefing* - Introduces the A-Team, the group of Black Ops mercenaries tasked with hunting down the escaped dinosaurs. - Highlights the tension and drama within the team, setting the stage for their mission. 06:43 🦖 *Background Information on Escaped Dinosaurs and Sequel References* - Provides background information on the escaped enhanced dinosaurs, linking it to a previous Asylum movie. - Explains the characters' awareness of the dangers posed by these genetically modified creatures. 11:23 🦕 *Encounter with the Bulletproof Allosaurus and Team's Ineffectiveness* - Describes the team's encounter with an invulnerable Allosaurus and their struggle to deal with it. - Emphasizes the ineffective weaponry and the challenges faced by the characters in capturing the dinosaurs. 14:46 💼 *Villain's Plan Revealed: Capitalizing on Dinosaur Chaos* - Reveals the antagonist's plan to capitalize on the chaos caused by dinosaurs, turning it into a live-streamed spectacle. - Highlights the financial motives behind creating a show with dinosaurs versus special operatives. 18:10 🧠 *Shocking Revelation: Dinosaurs Are Intelligent and Tactical* - Unveils the revelation that the escaped dinosaurs are highly intelligent and tactical, created intentionally by the villains. - Acknowledges the characters' realization of the true nature of the mutated dinosaurs. 19:38 🤔 *Team's Dilemma and Discovery of Dinosaur Understanding English* - Discusses the team's contemplation of their mission and the dinosaurs' ability to understand English using Deacon's communicator. - Sets the stage for the team's decision to eliminate the dinosaurs in their Triassic hunt. 19:52 🎯 *Final Plan: Dino Brain Blower Beam and Explosive Factory* - Nick discovers important files about an ammonium nitrate factory, a potential way to defeat the dinosaurs. - The plan involves using C4 to blow up the factory, creating a chemical reaction that would eliminate the dinosaurs. - Carl sets up the Dino Brain Blower Beam, but a randomizer fails, causing a crisis. 21:04 🚨 *Drone Strike and Egg Discovery* - A drone strike becomes the new crisis as Elaine activates "Clean Sweep" to eliminate the dinosaurs. - Joy discovers the dinosaurs' nest and the egg they were protecting. - Elaine reveals her true evil intentions, and the situation becomes more chaotic. 22:28 🌐 *Shocking Revelations and Last Dinosaur Standoff* - Elaine's revelation about her sinister plans adds a new layer to the chaos. - Jordan's Clean Sweep fail-safe becomes another problem, threatening a widespread explosion. - The final confrontation involves a showdown with the last remaining dinosaur, leading to a dramatic and explosive resolution. 24:29 🎉 *Conclusion and Review* - The concluding moments include an unexpected twist, leaving only Joy and Gordon alive. - The review sums up the film's strengths and weaknesses, highlighting its nonsensical plot and mediocre presentation. - The final rating is given, categorizing "Jurassic Hunt" as standard Asylum fare with average performances and effects. Made with HARPA AI
Honestly, if you transitioned to only reviewing asylum grade material, I would be okay with it. Not that you're only worthy of that, but it's a niche that you work well with.
I didn't get notified! I have the bell turned to always. Had i not enjoyed your content enough to go looking for it? I would've never known you uploaded a new video. Great video
Throwing together a whole second movie, just because of a scheduling conflict, shows that The Asylum is at least committed to the craft of quick-and-cheap-chash-ins.
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Good idea Decker. She may be older but Linea in a hot tub would defenitly help the dino live stream. Its gone. Say you think the jumping thing may be on the roof over us? Nah. So the drones are programed to turn around and blow up the bad guy building. Yeah these guys never had a chance to win.
I absolutely love that Decker is a gun nerd :D i do point out the same stuff in movies and GF and family are always looking at me like "its a movie, it does not matter". So thank you Decker, you make my OCD happy :D
Man decker I've been waiting for the summer of children of the corn would be awesome starts off strong and then trickles into strait to video shlock that we love seeing you review
I'm sure you know this but you dont need to pull the charging handle if the bolt is locked to the rear just hit the bolt release. Good spot on the green follower through didnt notice that was empty at first
Hey decks, been awhile since I left you a comment, just wanna say hope your good and loving your videos , iv got possible videos for you, do all bond movies, and other franchises like you did with aliens, I think you would smash it, good luck
Linnea Quigley used to be a B movie scream queen also known for gratuitous shower scenes in horror films. When the other old guy mentions long and hard, he's not talking about the job, but what it was like when he was watching one of her movies in the 80s. The dino then needs to do the shower scene.
Is there a movie where ppl were killed by dinosaurs having snu snu with them? I feel the Asylum may have made something like that. Because then they could blow the.. well you know.
Linnea "I am only being paid for one day" Quigley is still most of this budget. Michael "I am even on set less than Linnea" Paré too? The Asylum must have gone overbudget. Of course Asian guy has the sword. The Asylum is really leaning on the template with this one. Rendering teleportation powers go! I enjoy Decker trying to reason out this movie.
Only YOU Decker can make such awful looking, shite films look actually appealing! Maybe Asylum should give you the actual job of doing this over EVERY one of their crappy films to make them actually watchable! That`s a very special and staggeringly impressive talent mate!
I actually don't know if I like it or I hate first there are the positives I do like how the Allosaurus are sexually dimorphic like the males have a little quills and females they do not that is my like the greatest positive as a paleontologist but dear God the fact that they even tried copying Jurassic world Fallen Kingdom is just downright condescending just be a failure and yes I am aware about the dinosaurs in the Jurassic series being inaccurate and yes I will think they did and the CGI does look a little bit better from the previous movie and yes I'm actually saying that so yes good job keep on going
"He sneaks up on an unsuspecting door! It turns out it leads to a building."
Decker, your narration is so hilarious. Gives me the chuckles every time.
I wonder if someone dropped their Bluetooth earbud and they just said "what if this was part of the script"?
I really like how Decker's presentation has grown over the years. His line delivery and dramatic expressions has gotten a lot better!
Glad to see someone agrees with me on the AR-15 as a hunting rifle. I never go for deer with anything less than my late Grandpa's Marlin .30-30, and once took one with a Hi-Point .45 ACP carbine.
Me to myself: "Didn't Decker cover this already?"
My brain to myself: " No, doofus. You, yourself, watched this one on a sick day from work, and analyzed it much like Decker would've."
I personally find the idea of a movie studio purposely not making a sequel just to piss you off somewhat hilarious
Always nice to have another Decker Shado video to watch, and then rewatch repeatedly.
Hi Decker,
Just wanted to send you a quick message of thanks. Found your channel many years ago and it's not just a great watch but it has helped me through many tough times. I've no idea why but any time life gets tough your channel always cheers me up.
I know it's a small consolation as it doesn't pay the bills, but even if your subscriber count isn't going up as quickly as you may hope or you're not receiving the views you desire, you're providing value to people and it is much appreciated.
The best part is one of the bad asses is using a Daisy pellet air rifle.
Thank you for making every review so much fun! You're a comedic genius!!! In a perfect world i would get a review from you every day!!!! Thank you sir!
The way that line "we lost it. It got a way" is said is too damn funny. 😂😂😂
You know that sword is Disneys IP. They are so lucky that evil mouse didn't come for them. Lol
I don't really want to live in a world where Decker does not make videos about dinosaurs.
At a glance, I read 'Triassic' as 'Trashic'; Asylum should adopt that as a proprietary genre.
13:00 "Hey knock it off and also has anyone seen my magazine"
5:24 The M4 has no magazine
its triassic tech
It was firing blanks.
Sheesh, that these monstrosities not even looking like Allosaurus is the least of the film's problems is really saying something.
Decker & D grade Dinosaur films are the perfect pair ❤
16:37 The best part of the movie an idiot fighting a dinosaur with his bear fists.
The fact that he lasted until, almost, the end was mind boggling. He kept making the stupidest decisions and even got to square off against the Dino with a sword. He did not deserve that
12:36 - honestly was half expecting for the dino to jump over the roof again for round two, since its hiding spot/ attack plan worked so well the first time!
Combo, Super Combo, Cambrian Combo, Triassic Combo, Jurassic Combo, Cretaceous Combo, Dynomite Combo!
Decker - YOU ARE THE MAN!! I liked & subscribed years ago! Please keep the laughs coming! You are THE BEST Internet Movie Critic EVER! and I really enjoy the facts,cast, trivia and backstory that you put in Every Video.Thanks for all you do, Decker and Happy New Year! I Hope 2024 is a Great one for Ya! THANX AGAIN
Nice one,, Decker. Happy Dinocember to you, too, and I wish you a very happy new year.
These dinosaur movies never seem to end. It's worse than zombies, lol!!! Thanks Baron Decker Von Shado for another hilarious review.
It's no longer december.😕
I assume it got caught up by the copyright system or something TH-cam.
🎯 Key Takeaways for quick navigation:
00:05 🦖 *Introduction to "Triassic Hunt" and its connection to "Triassic World"*
- Introduces "Triassic Hunt" as a sequel to Asylum's mockbuster "Triassic World."
- Explains the challenge Asylum faced due to the release schedule misalignment with "Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom."
01:14 🎬 *Overview of "Triassic Hunt" Opening Credits and Initial Plot Setup*
- Analyzes Asylum's traditional opening credits style with dramatic music and clips from a different movie.
- Describes the introduction of characters and the setup involving the transportation of escaped dinosaurs.
04:00 🕵️♂️ *Introduction of the A-Team, Characters, and Initial Mission Briefing*
- Introduces the A-Team, the group of Black Ops mercenaries tasked with hunting down the escaped dinosaurs.
- Highlights the tension and drama within the team, setting the stage for their mission.
06:43 🦖 *Background Information on Escaped Dinosaurs and Sequel References*
- Provides background information on the escaped enhanced dinosaurs, linking it to a previous Asylum movie.
- Explains the characters' awareness of the dangers posed by these genetically modified creatures.
11:23 🦕 *Encounter with the Bulletproof Allosaurus and Team's Ineffectiveness*
- Describes the team's encounter with an invulnerable Allosaurus and their struggle to deal with it.
- Emphasizes the ineffective weaponry and the challenges faced by the characters in capturing the dinosaurs.
14:46 💼 *Villain's Plan Revealed: Capitalizing on Dinosaur Chaos*
- Reveals the antagonist's plan to capitalize on the chaos caused by dinosaurs, turning it into a live-streamed spectacle.
- Highlights the financial motives behind creating a show with dinosaurs versus special operatives.
18:10 🧠 *Shocking Revelation: Dinosaurs Are Intelligent and Tactical*
- Unveils the revelation that the escaped dinosaurs are highly intelligent and tactical, created intentionally by the villains.
- Acknowledges the characters' realization of the true nature of the mutated dinosaurs.
19:38 🤔 *Team's Dilemma and Discovery of Dinosaur Understanding English*
- Discusses the team's contemplation of their mission and the dinosaurs' ability to understand English using Deacon's communicator.
- Sets the stage for the team's decision to eliminate the dinosaurs in their Triassic hunt.
19:52 🎯 *Final Plan: Dino Brain Blower Beam and Explosive Factory*
- Nick discovers important files about an ammonium nitrate factory, a potential way to defeat the dinosaurs.
- The plan involves using C4 to blow up the factory, creating a chemical reaction that would eliminate the dinosaurs.
- Carl sets up the Dino Brain Blower Beam, but a randomizer fails, causing a crisis.
21:04 🚨 *Drone Strike and Egg Discovery*
- A drone strike becomes the new crisis as Elaine activates "Clean Sweep" to eliminate the dinosaurs.
- Joy discovers the dinosaurs' nest and the egg they were protecting.
- Elaine reveals her true evil intentions, and the situation becomes more chaotic.
22:28 🌐 *Shocking Revelations and Last Dinosaur Standoff*
- Elaine's revelation about her sinister plans adds a new layer to the chaos.
- Jordan's Clean Sweep fail-safe becomes another problem, threatening a widespread explosion.
- The final confrontation involves a showdown with the last remaining dinosaur, leading to a dramatic and explosive resolution.
24:29 🎉 *Conclusion and Review*
- The concluding moments include an unexpected twist, leaving only Joy and Gordon alive.
- The review sums up the film's strengths and weaknesses, highlighting its nonsensical plot and mediocre presentation.
- The final rating is given, categorizing "Jurassic Hunt" as standard Asylum fare with average performances and effects.
Made with HARPA AI
Away AI we don't need you!
Honestly, if you transitioned to only reviewing asylum grade material, I would be okay with it. Not that you're only worthy of that, but it's a niche that you work well with.
I want him to review those asylum grade chinese kung fu movies. They're hilarious.
I didn't get notified! I have the bell turned to always. Had i not enjoyed your content enough to go looking for it? I would've never known you uploaded a new video. Great video
Lol, Triassic Hunt.... Say it three times.
Triassic Hunt... Get it... Great movie review Decker Shado, thanks for all your hard work.
🤣
I swear these low budget dino movies are my kryptonite.
Apparently there's going to be a Dinosaur Hotel III.
I am impatiently awaiting a new review!!!!
Thanks for a great review. Best for you and yours in the new year.
Hell yeah! I was re-watching the Summer of Leprechaun to get my Decker fix when this notification popped up. 🎉 cheers and happy new year, mate
Throwing together a whole second movie, just because of a scheduling conflict, shows that The Asylum is at least committed to the craft of quick-and-cheap-chash-ins.
I really want this man to review one of the sharknado movie's
How has Decker NOT reviewed the Wrong Turn series? I was convinced that he had.
TH-cam showed me this announcement!
Now we have to wonder what nefarious reason it makes me one of your 5%
Have we celebrated Decker's amazing, well, just him being him, BUT ALSO, his like and subscribe rizz? I feel it needs to be said/celebrated
Another winner Decker.
Did you get new recording equipment? The quality when you were on screen looked great.
I would be more concerned about that major herpies on that one dudes face.
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5:25, there isn't a magazine in that carbine.
Oh, Asylum keeping the tradition of Cannon films alive and well🧀🧀🧀
At Linnea's age, are we sure her not having nudity is a point against the film?
I'm just saying, remember the bathtub woman from The Shining.
The time they use a dinosaur from the Jurassic, Jurassic isn't in the movie's title.
Decker Shado reviewing an Asylum movie in the morning, what else ?
The guy driving the truck at the beginning looks like he chugged Red Kool-Aid right before filming and it’s extremely distracting…
Happy new year!
Innit ❤️
Your b-movie reviews are the greatest decker. Keep up the good work.
That was one of the bestest movies I've never seen.
🙃🏴🇦🇺
Good idea Decker. She may be older but Linea in a hot tub would defenitly help the dino live stream.
Its gone. Say you think the jumping thing may be on the roof over us? Nah.
So the drones are programed to turn around and blow up the bad guy building. Yeah these guys never had a chance to win.
ive been watching you since you had like 5-10k subs, keep up the good work :)
Always love these reviews. Great stuff.
He shouldn't have had an iPhone and should have had a dumb phone instead.
Kept trying to figure out why the one security dude had horrible lipstick. Oh yeah...fake blood.
happy new year decker
I absolutely love that Decker is a gun nerd :D i do point out the same stuff in movies and GF and family are always looking at me like "its a movie, it does not matter". So thank you Decker, you make my OCD happy :D
Thanks you so much for reviewing all those weird comedy for us Decker 😆
happy new year!
Happy New Year. I'd rather watch a review than suffer another Asylum 'movie'.
The dinosaurs are running the Asylum...
Man decker I've been waiting for the summer of children of the corn would be awesome starts off strong and then trickles into strait to video shlock that we love seeing you review
I'm sure you know this but you dont need to pull the charging handle if the bolt is locked to the rear just hit the bolt release. Good spot on the green follower through didnt notice that was empty at first
So my notification came in on day 3. So yay I guess? Great review as always.
You add a lot of additional entertainment to your reviews.
Always good 👍👍
I’m just here to see if you put a noticeable emphasis on the H in hunt
And you did! 😂
Hey Decker, you are doing an azing job on the utubez 😋 love your videos! Keep up the amazing work 👍
TH-cam put this video in my queue I think, Decker.
Hey decks, been awhile since I left you a comment, just wanna say hope your good and loving your videos , iv got possible videos for you, do all bond movies, and other franchises like you did with aliens, I think you would smash it, good luck
Greetings Decker!!! A hug to you from Argentina!
Thank you so much for bringing, a normality to 2024.. Best wishes for the year ahead...
I love how you gives rewiews
What was the name of that one “summer of …….” series you made the lasted all the way till the fall 😂 man good times 😢
Linnea Quigley used to be a B movie scream queen also known for gratuitous shower scenes in horror films. When the other old guy mentions long and hard, he's not talking about the job, but what it was like when he was watching one of her movies in the 80s. The dino then needs to do the shower scene.
The dinosaurs have invaded New Year's.
The first gunfight their guns don't have magazines in them. Amazing.
lol on 5.24 you can see there is no mag in the m4
An engagement Dino for the comments 🦖
11:14 that dont look like a allosaurus, looks more like a small t.rex.
Hope the family is doing well. Would love to see your sisters in videos again. They seemed very funny LOL
Is there a movie where ppl were killed by dinosaurs having snu snu with them? I feel the Asylum may have made something like that. Because then they could blow the.. well you know.
Whoa! A Wednesday video on a Wednesday!
I am start to suspect that they just made shit up as they filmed.
Linnea "I am only being paid for one day" Quigley is still most of this budget. Michael "I am even on set less than Linnea" Paré too? The Asylum must have gone overbudget. Of course Asian guy has the sword. The Asylum is really leaning on the template with this one. Rendering teleportation powers go!
I enjoy Decker trying to reason out this movie.
I love how the 'bruise' looks more like Kool-aid mouth.
Triassic Hunt - "Don't blow the dinosaurs...."
Demolition Man - "Don't blow the dinosaurs...away!"
9:20 - no, the real money's in hotels
Dinocember forever!
I guess to work at the Asylum, you need to be completely shameless.
Or broke.
Sacrificial comment to Algo, great daemon of the algorithm!
Comments for the comment god.
Hey decker do you plan on reviewing a recent movie starring Jason Stathum called the beekeeper?
Only YOU Decker can make such awful looking, shite films look actually appealing! Maybe Asylum should give you the actual job of doing this over EVERY one of their crappy films to make them actually watchable! That`s a very special and staggeringly impressive talent mate!
You're the best guy on TH-cam!!!
19:33 still believe your add stuff i see the skeleton pumpkin art
Decker, you should check out the recent monster movie The Loch Ness Horror, I’m not going to spoil anything but I will tell you to brace yourself
Assylum always makes a winner.
i have all notifications on for your channel yet the tube of you didn't inform me of the upload...
Is this the one with Emilia Clarke
Edit: Triassic attack is the one with her 😅
I actually don't know if I like it or I hate first there are the positives I do like how the Allosaurus are sexually dimorphic like the males have a little quills and females they do not that is my like the greatest positive as a paleontologist but dear God the fact that they even tried copying Jurassic world Fallen Kingdom is just downright condescending just be a failure and yes I am aware about the dinosaurs in the Jurassic series being inaccurate and yes I will think they did and the CGI does look a little bit better from the previous movie and yes I'm actually saying that so yes good job keep on going