"If I were in an Asylum movie I'd want to be killed off early too." hey don't I know it. I took me almost 2/3 of Mega Shark vs. Mecha Shark for me to be killed.
Your inserts/skits are getting better and better. Wonderful review, as usual. I admit, I have a soft spot for bad movies, so I love seeing you review the types of movies I generally gravitate toward when I need a nice, mindless distractions.
Look, I seen worse There is a one dino movie where they even screw up the Trex legs and run animation, plus you turn into zombie if you got bitten by dinosaurs
@@ZimPetGirPls The thing is, it could work. Tell people the truth and they will immediately ignore your story and go bananas trying to find out what you're 'covering up'. The more evidence you provide to show you're telling the truth, the more they will be convinced you're lying.
That scene with Eric Roberts talking outside 'on the phone' with just his finger in his ear says everything you need to know about the quality of this movie. What gets me is that with just a few minutes of effort, they could have changed this from "Army has secret dino weapons" to "Military is called in because of strange dino infestation". That could explain why the guns don't work, why there's no one there, why the orders are confusing (No one knows at first what exactly is going on etc) It could have been used to fix so many plot holes. Of course that would have required effort.
"It has its moments but... eh, who am I kidding? No it doesn't" 😆 Well, regardless of quality, it's awesome to see -Dinocember- Jurassic January continue!
I like to think that Eric Roberts in all these films are just versions of his Master from Doctor Who doing whatever mad scheme pops into his head today.
I would love it if Eric's characters in these films all had the same name. He is just the guy who gets lumbered with all the crazy sh*t and has to figure out what to do with it. "Well General, today you are in charge of mutated dino dildo lizards. Tomorrow you're in command of a bake off between Greys and Mrs Finkle's toddler class. Winner eats the loser"
You cannot out run a serial killer but by magic everyone important in a Dino film can magically out run every flesh eating dinosaur hahaha this gets me every time hahaha
I learned this valuable lesson in dbd I cannot magically outrun a serial killer but I can delay the inevitable with a couple pallets my wiles and blind stupidity
@@c97x 3 was bad but even the idea of chatty raptors was more sensible than the idea that the number of dinosaurs that can fit in a large cellar can create a worldwide shift in ecology. In four years.
@@GriffinPilgrim You completely misunderstood the films, since most the dinosaurs we see in Dominion weren't being kept at the Lockwood estate in Fallen Kingdom. They were created afterward because the ability to create dinosaurs became more accessible thanks to the events of Fallen Kingdom. Ian Malcolm literally warned people that genetic power had been unleashed and Henry Wu didn't want to sell the Indoraptor because he knew their buyers would be able to make more themselves. The ending also showed embryos being transported, not just live dinosaurs.
@@jackhummer8344 So you're suggesting that, despite literally no-one ever encountering anything other than disaster from breeding dinosaurs, enough people kept doing it and having the dinos break out that it resulted in a major worldwide ecological shift in, again, four years? Still a deeply stupid plot. Particularly since, while dangerous in the short term, a dinosaur breakout would be not really much harder for armed professionals to resolve in, like a month or less. They are ultimately just animals.
Decker, you should be WAY above 300k. I don’t know why the Utube algorithm apparently hates you, but please know that your context is loved and appreciated more than you could ever know
I'm so nostalgic for your older videos having watched this. An actual bad asylum movie and some classic decker snark. Really hope you make the 300k dude.
I always wonder if in films like this they get the tank badges etc right on the uniforms. At least the dinos look better. These are some of my favourite reviews on your channel. Keep up the excellent work Decker!
Wow. Asylum's cgi has gotten almost decent here. Not quite enough to make the dinosaurs look like they belong in the movie they're in, but almost decent. Edit: Except in the trashcan scene...
just started the video, and already favorite part, "open the door, get on the floor, every body walk the dinosaur" dam it Decker! I love you and every review you do! lol XD love
This is definatly your best video of the year so far. Very funny, and very well put together. Nice one, Decker. Hope you had a good Christmas and New Years. 👍
I've been a fan of yours for a few years now decker and not one of your reviews has failed to make me laugh buddy. I want to thank and applaud you for still being brave enough to show the parts of films that almost every other reviewer will always say "witch I can't show you because TH-cam hates " insert bad thing here and I can't afford to not be monitised even though I have God knows how many patreons/ yt members pay them each month I suppose what I'm trying to say is it is awesome that you still do reviews for the love of them and not just as much as can be squeezed out of fans. You are seriously a very hard type of person to find anywhere in today's world so massive thanks decker dont let the TH-cam crap and hypocrites get you down buddy Love what you do mate.
I wanted to start off by saying I’m a long-time fan and have noticed/appreciated your production-level enhancements over the years, but I wanted to make a suggestion. I’ve seen you’ve switched over to ring lights. Now, they do produce somewhat nice, and even lighting that helps with keying, but those reflections in your glasses are hard to ignore. They are very distracting when you make sudden head movements. I have a low-cost solution you might try. They make diffusion gels that go over lights to soften the source, which can be costly. However, you could try using parchment paper for a similar effect that would cover the lights to create a more traditional solid source with no hole in the middle. That might make the reflections appear more pleasing and will also soften shadows. Unfortunately, parchment paper will likely knock down the intensity, so you’d definitely have to test, but just my opinion. I love the channel, and thank you for your dedication and hard work in producing great content.
Happy new year, Decker ! And thanks for those hilarious and accurate reviews ! I'm pretty sure a lot of those people you named would have like to remain anonymous...
Truly art. We are watching the cover-up movie where The Asylum has us idiots believe a South American company has dinos that the US failed to contain. Masterful.
Decker, you should watch Mark from 'Weird Movies with Mark". He does an excellent job with inserting himself into the movies. He recently did a couple of behind the scenes videos showing him putting the videos together. I like when you guys do that, it adds a unique and creative element.
So the 'Big guns' in this film are just repainted Soldier 76 pulse rifles from the Nerf rival Overwatch line it seems. That's probably where most of the budget went.
I couldn't help but notice that those plasma rifles are just the NERF Overwatch Soldier 76 rivel blaster just painted black and with a cheap flashlight added to it.
Ah great review decker. Beautiful. Lovely hair. I can't watch right now but I want YOU to know that I DID IN FACT get a notification. So unless the sugar plum fairy decides to strike or claim this video to the point it's blocked I will be wining and dining to this viewing experience later in the day to early in the night. I have matters of a most urgent nature to attend to at home and abroad. Twas not but near half a week ago in this oh so simple life. I desire only to return some fragment of simplicity to this empty mirror frame that's holding was shattered so ruthlessly prior to now. Yours sincerely, Darek Baird.
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"If I were in an Asylum movie I'd want to be killed off early too." hey don't I know it. I took me almost 2/3 of Mega Shark vs. Mecha Shark for me to be killed.
When you see "...And Eric Roberts" in the opening credits, you know what kind of movie you're getting into.
Decker , being immortal apparently, has been around doing great videos for a good while. It's criminal he hasn't reached at least a million subs.
Its true. When is the Nuns on the Run review decker promised us?
Heck it’s horrible he hasn’t breached 200k even he definitely deserves it with the effort to review and comment about the shows and videos he gives us
He's still the best TH-cam reviewer I've found, criminally underrated
Decker Shado + Asylum = Greatness.
Your inserts/skits are getting better and better. Wonderful review, as usual. I admit, I have a soft spot for bad movies, so I love seeing you review the types of movies I generally gravitate toward when I need a nice, mindless distractions.
They really bring the review to a next level
@@yshwgth Its true. Decker should review Nuns on the Run.
The Asylum and dinosaurs go together like onions and chocolate.
I have to know, does it taste as bad as it sounds?
@@Demonlord4546 Bad, if not worse.
Seriously the "conversations" with Eric Roberts are just the absolute highlight of the video, it always makes me laugh :D
exactly.
The "Slug Gun" is just the NERF Soldier 76 gun painted black and with some bits n bobs stuck to it
Dude, I won't lie, those dino CGI scenes aren't even terrible
Look, I seen worse
There is a one dino movie where they even screw up the Trex legs and run animation, plus you turn into zombie if you got bitten by dinosaurs
@@direwolfkaniz9192 is it Triassic World ?
@@jakewalter5206 no, Triassic world at least have decent Dino animation ,that one is worse much worse
Jurassic dead?
"You killed two of them"
"People know about the second?"
You really got me with this one, LOL.
17:25 It's the perfect coverup! Nobody will uncover anything if you just tell the public what actually happened, it's genius!
Cover up with truth, brilliant in the best way possible 👏
@@ZimPetGirPls The thing is, it could work. Tell people the truth and they will immediately ignore your story and go bananas trying to find out what you're 'covering up'. The more evidence you provide to show you're telling the truth, the more they will be convinced you're lying.
“Dinocember…. Jurassic January..” Nice save.
That scene with Eric Roberts talking outside 'on the phone' with just his finger in his ear says everything you need to know about the quality of this movie.
What gets me is that with just a few minutes of effort, they could have changed this from "Army has secret dino weapons" to "Military is called in because of strange dino infestation". That could explain why the guns don't work, why there's no one there, why the orders are confusing (No one knows at first what exactly is going on etc) It could have been used to fix so many plot holes.
Of course that would have required effort.
And now to watch the Asylum commit a heinous crime on Decker's sanity. Best part of my week
"It has its moments but... eh, who am I kidding? No it doesn't"
😆
Well, regardless of quality, it's awesome to see -Dinocember- Jurassic January continue!
Always impressed by Decker's knowledge of firearms.
Its a required class there in texas
What better way to start the year than the Internet personality with the best hair reviewing an asylum movie? Happy new year, Decker
I like to think that Eric Roberts in all these films are just versions of his Master from Doctor Who doing whatever mad scheme pops into his head today.
I would love it if Eric's characters in these films all had the same name. He is just the guy who gets lumbered with all the crazy sh*t and has to figure out what to do with it.
"Well General, today you are in charge of mutated dino dildo lizards. Tomorrow you're in command of a bake off between Greys and Mrs Finkle's toddler class. Winner eats the loser"
You cannot out run a serial killer but by magic everyone important in a Dino film can magically out run every flesh eating dinosaur hahaha this gets me every time hahaha
I learned this valuable lesson in dbd I cannot magically outrun a serial killer but I can delay the inevitable with a couple pallets my wiles and blind stupidity
No way this film can be ripped off.
Asylum: hold my beer.
Its true. When is the Nuns on the Run review decker promised us?
The way the Jurassic Park movies went the Asylum can't do much worse in silly plots...
Dominion wasn't bad imo, I went and saw Halloween Ends. I didn't get bored watching it and that's huge
Jurassic park 3 was all i needed to stop watching. Now were on the 7th one?
@@c97x 3 was bad but even the idea of chatty raptors was more sensible than the idea that the number of dinosaurs that can fit in a large cellar can create a worldwide shift in ecology. In four years.
@@GriffinPilgrim You completely misunderstood the films, since most the dinosaurs we see in Dominion weren't being kept at the Lockwood estate in Fallen Kingdom. They were created afterward because the ability to create dinosaurs became more accessible thanks to the events of Fallen Kingdom. Ian Malcolm literally warned people that genetic power had been unleashed and Henry Wu didn't want to sell the Indoraptor because he knew their buyers would be able to make more themselves. The ending also showed embryos being transported, not just live dinosaurs.
@@jackhummer8344 So you're suggesting that, despite literally no-one ever encountering anything other than disaster from breeding dinosaurs, enough people kept doing it and having the dinos break out that it resulted in a major worldwide ecological shift in, again, four years? Still a deeply stupid plot.
Particularly since, while dangerous in the short term, a dinosaur breakout would be not really much harder for armed professionals to resolve in, like a month or less. They are ultimately just animals.
Decker, you should be WAY above 300k. I don’t know why the Utube algorithm apparently hates you, but please know that your context is loved and appreciated more than you could ever know
Oddly enough, the dinosaur in the opening looked pretty good. Maybe not scientifically accurate, but decent enough CG.
At least this movie realises that DINOSAURS are what people come to see… not bugs 😂 and honestly… the dinosaur doesn’t look too bad
And there isn't some annoying clone girl eating up screen time
The ending had me in stitches. Jolly well done.
Open the door, get on the floor, everybody feed the dinosaur.
I'm so nostalgic for your older videos having watched this. An actual bad asylum movie and some classic decker snark. Really hope you make the 300k dude.
He didn't shop smart, S smart! thats why his boom stick didn't one shot that dino.
I always wonder if in films like this they get the tank badges etc right on the uniforms.
At least the dinos look better.
These are some of my favourite reviews on your channel. Keep up the excellent work Decker!
Wow. Asylum's cgi has gotten almost decent here. Not quite enough to make the dinosaurs look like they belong in the movie they're in, but almost decent.
Edit: Except in the trashcan scene...
Plus the acting is still atrocious
At least there's that.
I think that allo moddel is big al from a dino doc
Decker is the true dominator of the best hair game.
just started the video, and already favorite part, "open the door, get on the floor, every body walk the dinosaur" dam it Decker! I love you and every review you do! lol XD love
At point the asylum should give decker cameo appearance or make a movie about him
Bout to blast some Staind cause its "been a while" since we've seen some asylum
Oh no.
13:27 This feels like deja vu. As in I think Decker had this EXACT conversation with military Eric Roberts but on a different movie.
2:46-2:51 Dammit decker. I choked laughong at this.
Always love the reviews, keep it up.
This is definatly your best video of the year so far. Very funny, and very well put together. Nice one, Decker. Hope you had a good Christmas and New Years.
👍
'Best video of the year so far'
Yeah I see what you did there
The saddest thing about asylum is their movies look like they actually could be good with more time and money.
I've been a fan of yours for a few years now decker and not one of your reviews has failed to make me laugh buddy.
I want to thank and applaud you for still being brave enough to show the parts of films that almost every other reviewer will always say "witch I can't show you because TH-cam hates " insert bad thing here and I can't afford to not be monitised even though I have God knows how many patreons/ yt members pay them each month I suppose what I'm trying to say is it is awesome that you still do reviews for the love of them and not just as much as can be squeezed out of fans.
You are seriously a very hard type of person to find anywhere in today's world so massive thanks decker dont let the TH-cam crap and hypocrites get you down buddy
Love what you do mate.
I love that you review these.. keep up the hard work!
Hope you have a good 2023 your reviews are great
I thought this was JP Dominion, I should have known the worst would come later.
Asylum’s quality is better than I thought it’d be in this one.
The acting's getting worse though.
Seems more fun to watch than Jurassic World Dominion, which made me lose braincells
I wanted to start off by saying I’m a long-time fan and have noticed/appreciated your production-level enhancements over the years, but I wanted to make a suggestion. I’ve seen you’ve switched over to ring lights. Now, they do produce somewhat nice, and even lighting that helps with keying, but those reflections in your glasses are hard to ignore. They are very distracting when you make sudden head movements. I have a low-cost solution you might try. They make diffusion gels that go over lights to soften the source, which can be costly. However, you could try using parchment paper for a similar effect that would cover the lights to create a more traditional solid source with no hole in the middle. That might make the reflections appear more pleasing and will also soften shadows. Unfortunately, parchment paper will likely knock down the intensity, so you’d definitely have to test, but just my opinion. I love the channel, and thank you for your dedication and hard work in producing great content.
This will also spill your light around and you could possibly move the lights to where they’re more side lights and don’t reflect in your glasses.
Aah decker shado! It's good to see u again! Thank u for gracing my feed with another video! Ur the best!!!
I am here because the thumbnail made me say "wow.. Weird Al is looking rough"
gets a like for the Dino Dance, lol, keep it up fellow Decker.
The Plasma Rifle is a "Nerf Overwatch Soldier 76 Rival Blaster" available on Ebay.
But with a flashlight on top and painted black.
Those baby dinos are hilarious - how can they jump so high, their legs are tiny 🤣🤣🤣
Using phone call in movies to push your stuff is always cracking me up Decker 😹 the effort is appreciated
Dude your channel has grown! Love to see it!
Sees a Decker video pop! RUNS! Yay! New video!!!!!
Happy new year, Decker ! And thanks for those hilarious and accurate reviews ! I'm pretty sure a lot of those people you named would have like to remain anonymous...
I'm glad your videos are getting more consistent views! :)
Welcome back
From dusk till dawn review 😎📽🧛♂️
Would love to see you review Knights of Badassdom. Good B budget that's right up your review style alley.
Truly art.
We are watching the cover-up movie where The Asylum has us idiots believe a South American company has dinos that the US failed to contain.
Masterful.
Decker, you should watch Mark from 'Weird Movies with Mark". He does an excellent job with inserting himself into the movies. He recently did a couple of behind the scenes videos showing him putting the videos together. I like when you guys do that, it adds a unique and creative element.
lol your skits always crack me up XD
god your plugs (intro and outtro) are really good
Whoa a decker video is it that time of year!
I swear, Decker, if I ever get hired to write an Asylum script, I'll have you hired as an on-set consultant!
Sad thing is,this was probably an improvement over the Jurassic world movie
Because the dinosaurs were bulletproof.
At least this had more focus on the dinosaurs instead of annoying human clone girl or Locust
I bet the asylum are going to make their own version of avatar 2
That opening breakdown had me going, "Ahhh Asylum Carnosaur, this sounds greathorrible. Continue."
Happy new year sir, thanks for the awesome content!
Jurassic january omg. XD Never change Decker.
I'm surprised Decker hasn't watched Cabin in the words yet
The day just got good. Lunch cant come fast enough. Icecream and Decker.
Oh no! The eggs hatched, how do you stomp a chicken sized dinosaur to death?
So the 'Big guns' in this film are just repainted Soldier 76 pulse rifles from the Nerf rival Overwatch line it seems.
That's probably where most of the budget went.
Now a comment for the sake of engagement! ENGAGE THE ALGORITHM FULL SPEED AHEAD.
I have been watching you for years. You are the goat.
Oh the Asylum it's all about we're going to plagiarize to the point we won't get sued.
This is just 4th budget Dino Crisis!
The funny thing is, the sound the baby dinosaurs make at 18:28 is just the sound some otters make.
is it just me or does Decker look like weird Al, but instead of parody songs he had a metal band back in the 90s?
You couldn't hear the ambushing dinosaurs but I guarantee the ambushing dinosaurs can hear you screaming 😂
I like your version of "Do The Dinosaur" way better!😅
I couldn't help but notice that those plasma rifles are just the NERF Overwatch Soldier 76 rivel blaster just painted black and with a cheap flashlight added to it.
appreciate everything you do. aslum content be damned!
His nametag says "Bob" but his name is "Raymond"?
Pretty on brand for the Asylum.
would love to see a review of Evil Toons I thick Decker would have a field day with it
Somehow I think this is better than Jurassic World Dominion... Good Job Asylum!
Decker Shado please review Titanic 2 next!!!!!!
The trashcan part cracked me up! xD
Decker it has been almost 8 years, when are we getting Tremors the series
Miss u bro, everything’s what you make it. Be positive.
Okay your summary or the effectiveness of the guns and explosives is spot on for most patches of the hunt showdown
Why does it sound like they just played a rusty hinge sound effect over a wav. file of Jurassic Park's T-Rex's Super Nintendo sound effect?
love your work men just cant stop whacthing ur videos lol keep up the great work
Those "Slug Guns" are Nerf Rival Overwatch Crossover Soldier 76 blasters.
The belko experiment review 😎☠📽💀
New year new video. I hope the new TH-cam changes don’t affect you too much.
It's, nice to see Weird Al branch out & do Movie Reviews
Ah great review decker. Beautiful. Lovely hair. I can't watch right now but I want YOU to know that I DID IN FACT get a notification. So unless the sugar plum fairy decides to strike or claim this video to the point it's blocked I will be wining and dining to this viewing experience later in the day to early in the night. I have matters of a most urgent nature to attend to at home and abroad. Twas not but near half a week ago in this oh so simple life. I desire only to return some fragment of simplicity to this empty mirror frame that's holding was shattered so ruthlessly prior to now.
Yours sincerely, Darek Baird.
Oh come on Asylum, couldn't even get real quartz. Sure selenite is a little cheaper.
Heeeeey good to see ya. Thanks for the review.