I love how for a while now you've been creatively inserting yourself into scenes halfway through with a quip about, "liking, commenting, subscribing, etc". They are cleverly done and always crack me up. 😆
What i find so funny about the woman drowning is, there were oxygen masks dangling all around them. They could have cut the hoses off of them, had her put 1 end in her mouth, and held the other end above water. Giving them more then enough time to figure something out...I mean, minus the undead slasher trying to kill them, but still.
he explained that in the 2nd Movie review. Something about the original have some degenerative disease that prevented her from playing the character again.
@@johnmarr2695 Nah I am pretty sure Decker is the long lost brother of Andy from maniacal cinaphile. Decker was lucky, got lost in a zoo and adopted by a better family, avoided getting the mental illnesses of Andy, and has cleaner hair.
I think it is a negative point that I couldn't remember if I had seen this or not until about halfway through. If they go forward it may be better to change setting, or make better kills.
I was about to move on to the next video without subscribing. Thank god I remembered that timeless bit of advice I once heard somewhere , "NEVER, Just never..." and promptly hit subscribe before checking out the next review.
Laura Ortiz and to some degree the goofy tour guide dude (don't even remember his name) who liked her character were pretty much the only good parts of this movie.
4 Hatchet movies already ? I'll have to rewatch your previous reviews. Anyway really good one friday the 13th celebration and I enjoyed particularly your call to action, terrifying ! Thanks for the review.
I know that all too well. I was walking through the woods one day smoking a big joint and my phone was closed in my pocket. It rang all the sudden and I answered it. It was 911! My phone had called 911 while in my pocket locked. I was stoned too and talk about being freaked out lol. The 911 lady was really cool though she laughed when I told her what happened. She said that it happens all the time
I know I'm late to the party, but "Never scored a single touchdown in that swamp. Ran a lot of yards, though." killed me like I'd accepted an ill-fated swamp tour.
Somehow this got buried in my feed, so I'm late to the murder party. Better late than never. Slightly off topic: Yesterday TheVileEye made an Analyzing Evil episode about Jason Voorhees that I thought you'd appreciate. Happy Belated Friday the 13th Decker.
There may very well never be a "Hatchet 5", and IF there ever is, Danielle Harris will be much older. She's in her mid 40s at least. She was in Halloween 4 and 5 as a kid.
The woman's screaming and carrying on while her boyfriend was proposing was more convincing than when Victor Crowley is literally chopping her into pieces.
It would be hilarious if Hatchet 5 features a Regina Hall (Brenda from Scary Movie) cameo and even though her character dies, she returns again in Hatchet 6 no explanation given.
Yeah, and fighting those tends to be a more annoying process. Believe it or not, it's actually better now than it's ever been, but it still is something that can always happen.
Hey, Decker. Big fan of your work. Is there any chance you could cover "Five Nights at Freddy's" when it's available for you to review? I personally enjoyed it and am curious what your thoughts on the film are.
I’ve been trying to find your review of the 1988 “The Blob” remake without success. Did you delete it, or do I just have a bad memory and you never made one to begin with?
This movie has the most ridiculous death, that lady getting her arm ripped off and then shoved up her sausage prison and it goes up out of her mouth.
Sausage prison is my new favorite term now
@@Chet_Manlyomg same! 😂
In a way it was a bit of a homage to her movie Sleepaway Camp where her character killed some in a somewhat similar fashion using a curling iron.
Sausage prison lol
I love how for a while now you've been creatively inserting yourself into scenes halfway through with a quip about, "liking, commenting, subscribing, etc". They are cleverly done and always crack me up. 😆
What i find so funny about the woman drowning is, there were oxygen masks dangling all around them. They could have cut the hoses off of them, had her put 1 end in her mouth, and held the other end above water. Giving them more then enough time to figure something out...I mean, minus the undead slasher trying to kill them, but still.
Thank you for pointing this out.
I genuinely love that every time it cuts to the hole in the plane with water rushing in it is litterally the exact same shot everytime
Actually danielle harris didnt take up the role of marybeth until part two and three it was a completely different girl in part one
I think he meant the character, not the actress?
he explained that in the 2nd Movie review. Something about the original have some degenerative disease that prevented her from playing the character again.
Original actress had health issues, that's why she gave up the role.
Excellent! A Decker Shado is never late. He shows up precisely when he's needed.
You mean he's a wizard?!
@@michaelthomas5433 with the best hair ;)
Dr Wolfula is the best wolf-like monster on the internet. Second best hair though.
I'd love a crossover between Decker and Dr. Wolfula
@@darthcinema4262 I think decker would mesh really well with Ghoulsah. Maybe Decker is docs bald cousin from the planet Wolfula.
@@darthcinema4262decker wins
@@johnmarr2695 Nah I am pretty sure Decker is the long lost brother of Andy from maniacal cinaphile. Decker was lucky, got lost in a zoo and adopted by a better family, avoided getting the mental illnesses of Andy, and has cleaner hair.
@@tsubakiofmelancholy6297 can't argue with those logical points.
Decker, you NEED to review the movie 'Braindead' directed by Peter Jackson. Think it were released under the title 'Dead Alive' in the States.
A true classic
I spent years thinking I hadn't seen braindead, only to realize it was dead alive. 😂
"I kick ass for the LORD!"
Certified Cinema Moment@@Armageddon-yt3so
Yep fireworks starting fires notices how they have a tendency to do that when you set him off indoors.
“We’re in the worst place in the world and we’re not even being paid.” - Dr Alan Grant (Jurassic Park III)
I’ve been waiting for this review!
For the algorithm
Fuck the algorithm.
Aye, for the recommendation/user interaction algorithm indeed, cheers.
For the algorithm!
You'll shall have my reply
For the Empire!
I really hope Adam Green decides to make another sequel, despite not being that impressed with this 4th installment.
Great to see it only took 24hs to clear the copyright limbo. Cheers Decker
What a day. A new Decker video with Kane M***** F***ING Hodder and we got the trailer for EDF6 in the same day
I think it is a negative point that I couldn't remember if I had seen this or not until about halfway through. If they go forward it may be better to change setting, or make better kills.
I was about to move on to the next video without subscribing.
Thank god I remembered that timeless bit of advice I once heard somewhere , "NEVER, Just never..." and promptly hit subscribe before checking out the next review.
Decker should do a Kane hodder reviews but his movies other then jason he has done so much for horror
Yes! Absolutely! This is what we need
Another awesome review, thanks Decker! ❤
I didn't know this, but it turns out for those that saw it(and for those that care), Rose is the girl that plays Ruby in The Hills Have Eyes remake
Nice
Nice one Decker. Cheers. Well, at least they tried to make a Horror-Comedy. Missed both Targets.
Victor Crowley the Revenge of Candyman. It's going to be a Hookup.
I forgot this movie existed. Way to bring back a vague memory. 😂 Andrew Young is one of my favorite protagonists ever!
The reason you forgot about it is because it's garbage.
Laura Ortiz and to some degree the goofy tour guide dude (don't even remember his name) who liked her character were pretty much the only good parts of this movie.
I don't know why but this Internet personality w/ the best hair is addictive AF. Looking forward to what you got planned on 10/13/23 Decker
Finally TH-cam does me a favor and recommends a classy new decker video
4 Hatchet movies already ? I'll have to rewatch your previous reviews. Anyway really good one friday the 13th celebration and I enjoyed particularly your call to action, terrifying ! Thanks for the review.
Thank you Decker.
Thanks!
I used to come home from middle school and watch your reviews I loved when you did the face palm thing,it always made me laugh 😂
My only wish is for more movie reviews from you!!! Thank you this was excellent. I needed your awesome sense of humor today!!!!
This is why I often rewatch his videos.They are very chill and comforting ✌️
Idk if you've reviewed this but I saw a hilarious Asylum movie yesterday called Megalodon: The Frenzy. Was really not that bad considering.
Marriage proposal in a swamp, lol. Who said romance is dead?
Just bumping up the comment count
7:58 Nice of you to show Casey's cameo
Decker, this is the first time I've seen you in a flannel on video and it's quite fitting. Two thumbs up and a like for your fashion choice. 👍👍
I’m finally getting recommended your videos again!
Everyone knows you can dial 911 without the phone pin. They could have also tried her finger print.
I know that all too well. I was walking through the woods one day smoking a big joint and my phone was closed in my pocket. It rang all the sudden and I answered it. It was 911! My phone had called 911 while in my pocket locked. I was stoned too and talk about being freaked out lol. The 911 lady was really cool though she laughed when I told her what happened. She said that it happens all the time
Victor Crowfeet is my favorite
I love the crashed airplane hideout. I love horror slasher hideouts.
Yay my favourite internet personality with the best hair 😍
Thanks for mentioning Dr.Wolfula. Any chance of a collaboration coming soon?
Funny how Felissa Rose got these amazing legs but than got this in the close up: 18:20
Her face doesn’t look that great lol but that’s what paper bags are for 😅
Loved hearing you suggest Dr Wolfula! Love both of you guys!
Blood for the blood god, Skulls for the skull throne.
Friday the 13th meets Jurassic Park 3 😂
got to watch this on the 13th thanks for the fun review
I’ve been waiting for this
This series and hell raiser is the reason I found you almost 10 years ago!
Great video as always thanks👍
I know I'm late to the party, but "Never scored a single touchdown in that swamp. Ran a lot of yards, though." killed me like I'd accepted an ill-fated swamp tour.
Great video as always!!! I love the crowley movies
You and the Doc should do a collaboration video. I love both channels.
Funny to say that honey swamp does have a legend. The honey island swamp monster. It interesting to say the least.
Somehow this got buried in my feed, so I'm late to the murder party. Better late than never.
Slightly off topic: Yesterday TheVileEye made an Analyzing Evil episode about Jason Voorhees that I thought you'd appreciate.
Happy Belated Friday the 13th Decker.
Wish they’d make another Victor Crowley movie
I hope you and dr wolfula collab someday
17:35 is that Q?!?!?
There may very well never be a "Hatchet 5", and IF there ever is, Danielle Harris will be much older. She's in her mid 40s at least. She was in Halloween 4 and 5 as a kid.
The woman's screaming and carrying on while her boyfriend was proposing was more convincing than when Victor Crowley is literally chopping her into pieces.
They killed the Micheal actor so fast in this Victor Crawley movie starring Jason.
Even if they did fight, Jason would win anyway.
I know but I saw the DeathBattle episode.
When does victor crowley take Manhattan?
Oh nice, the first time I saw Chase Williamson was on "John Die at the End". My wife and I loved that movie. So much so we now own 3 of the books..
Q couldn't escape Victor Crowley in time, making him tonight's BIG LOSER!!!
Okay, so I'm not crazy. The third one did end with 'Is final girl a ghost now too!?' and then...didn't answer that.
Aint no way thats mf Q from Impractical Jokers lmaoo
I need Decker Shado to review THE TASK
Miiiister Crowley!
Ozzy fans will get it.
what went on in your head? Ozzy*
@@ozzmosis6544 That better?
no its worse now@@hernehaugen6878
It would be hilarious if Hatchet 5 features a Regina Hall (Brenda from Scary Movie) cameo and even though her character dies, she returns again in Hatchet 6 no explanation given.
Great end to a long day. Much appreciated, good sir.
have you done castle freak?
That’s a weird movie. I only watched it cause it was on the last drive-in with Joe Bob Briggs. I don’t remember much about it except it was really odd
Lovely work.
I Have This Movie On Tubi On My Playlist Right Now And I'll Check it Out This Week.
Love these Dekker Shadow reviews of horrible straight to DVD B movie schlock. Its more entertaining than the actual movie 😂
Epic video as always
love that Brian Quin is in this
I hate to ask this but if you ever gotten a copyright strike after appellaling?
Yeah, and fighting those tends to be a more annoying process. Believe it or not, it's actually better now than it's ever been, but it still is something that can always happen.
@@DeckerShado much appreciated.
Yep
I haven't seen any of these movies. If I still had a friend group I might get them and watch them with the guys. But theres no guys left lol.
For those making a slasher flick, if its not practical ---> DONT BOTHER.
For the algorithm. Happy almost Halloween!
20:36 You don't need to know the password to make a 911 call though.
14:17
PLAQUE
4 may be my least favorite of the hatchet movies but that opening with the couple is funny as hell
So they stole a recollection from Truman Capote? "Maybe I can't sign it, but perhaps I could initial it."
Why does victor growl like a lion and a dinosaur?
A practical joker meets Victor Crowley? LOL
Q from Impractical Jokers is in this?
why does this franchise think
belt sanders
have the capabilities of a
chainsaw ?
My hair is longer than your hair. Keep up the good work, I’ll like it…. Probably.
Hey, Decker. Big fan of your work.
Is there any chance you could cover "Five Nights at Freddy's" when it's available for you to review?
I personally enjoyed it and am curious what your thoughts on the film are.
I’ve been trying to find your review of the 1988 “The Blob” remake without success. Did you delete it, or do I just have a bad memory and you never made one to begin with?
Good green screen again!
Not great,not terrible.
Hello, I’m Decker Shadow, the Internet personal with the best hair!
11/19/2023
5:03am NYS USA time
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8:37 You are joking, right? That's just impractical.
We need a new horror focused summer special next year maybe wrong turn
THANK YOU
DECKER
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Victor Crowley, what went on in your head?
When is he going to review ghost ship ⚓🚢👻???