SquareIlluminauti Art yo this sub meme culture slamming pranks and life hacks that I’m seeing in Elvis’s comment’s section is fucking hilarious . this is good shit.
@@vigil_vigil7802 Vorarephilia is a paraphilia characterized by the erotic desire to be consumed by, or sometimes to personally consume, another person or creature, or an erotic attraction to the process of eating in general practice. *They do not know what a vorarephile is.*
Kid: *Yells obviously loud* “DON’T MIND ME! JUST GOING TO PUT ON MY PERFUME!” Friend: “Ok.” Kid: “......*Thinks for a moment* Woah! Look at this perfume! It’s bright blue!” Kid: * Sprays the perfume in their mouth while the friend is looking * Friend:..”What the fuck is wrong with you?”
Imagine seeing youre friend make a cake for you, and when you bite it you start to cough uncontrollably, while youre friend says that its a prank as you collapse on the floor and cough up some blood.
*Prank Tip:* Is your boyfriend always drinking all the orange juice in our fridge leaving none for you? Well, you can get you own back by filling an empty carton with a cocktail of OJ and bleach. Place your concocted carton in the fridge and the next he take a sneeky swig of vitamin C, he'll be in for a nasty surprise. 😈 Uh oh! Better call a Wambulace!
The narrator is explaining the "pranks" like we're blind. "Mickey is very angry" wow really I never noticed. It actually annoyed me. Like fuck. Also here is a great life hack: if you want to live then breath oxygen.
Sweetie is in a very unstable relationship, her husband wants a divorce because she's doing these videos, now she's losing her house, but with this easy life hack you can kill him with a banana *pulls out a yellow painted axe*
4:59 Anyone else notice how the toast isn’t actually toast? It’s just raw bread. Maybe she should be buying a toaster, instead of making milk deodorant
Next they'll be like "wanna prank your neighbor? Try putting a bomb in their mailbox! When they open it, they'll be brutally murdered or disfigured forever, and you can laugh and laugh from your remote cabin hide out in montana!"
Here’s a funny and wacky life hack: If your friend has some Blueberries at their house just replace them with Atropa Belladonna berries! It’s sure to give a nice little surprise to them and whoever lives with them!
i thought atropa belladonnas were these weird insanely poisonous berries id never heard of, so i googled it just for them to be deadly nightshade, something i have growing in my backyard.. i felt a little stupid
Step-3. You are sad that he divorced you and you decided to watch troom troom for ideas to get you bf back. HEY GUYS WELCOME BACK TO TROOM TROOM AND I'M GOING TO HELP YOU GET YOUR BF BACK. STEP-1. WHEN HE IS SLEEPING TAKE A PICTURE OF HIM SLEEPING AND PRINT IT AND WRIGHT A NOTE ON IT THAT SAID, IF YOU DON'T GO BACK TO YOUR GF I WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR BF WILL CONE BACK TO YOU. than she stops the troom troom video and does the same and she snuck into his house but when she took a picture the flashlight mode was on and your bf wook up and called the police and you had to spend 10 years in jail. THANKS a LOT troom troom lol😂
Troom troom could’ve disliked it, you can’t sub to your own channel without alts, and if it’s an alt then it still counts as another account, mind changed yet?
@@spiderworld384 I doubt troomtroom would make this many alt accounts, and even if they only made 5, that would do nothing compared to the amount of likes this video has. So no, mind not changed
This why I want to gain abilities even though it wouldn't work because I'm not in a fictional video game universe. No I currently exist in a place called this reality and it's weird edgy and sucks and I my self sound like a neckbearded cringe Lord named jomyxx59
Seriously if anyone "prank" painted my computer I would make them buy twice an expensive one and give it to me, while threatening them with a knife I don't care.
Is your friend putting on fake beards, and always wearing hoodies and baseball caps? Just don't question it, and constantly annoy that person, as he will do the same to you to no end.
Why do you think Bear Grylls is such a good survivalist? Is it because he's trained and studied in it, using his extensive knowledge of nature to his advantage in a situation you could end up in? No... it's because he's actually Superman!
Normal person: If you accidentally run out of refreshing beverages in your fridge you should try drinking wat- Troom troom: PURIFIED FUCKIN MUD MAN Why waste your time looking for the last soda when you can actually drink filtered mud from your yard?
7:25 it's so nice when they jump cut in here for two reasons, one: the person would obviously see there's cotton pads mixed with the chips,second, after opening the bag the first time,she sealed it again with hot glue,so it will just be a big hard strap of hot glue which will also give away those chips were opened before
My first thought when eating chicken noodle soup: "UGG! How old is this soup!?" When eating noodles: "UGG! How old are these noodles!? a Re T h Ey W o RM s?!?!"
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I wish Elvis was like 20x more popular than he is, I would love for him to be the star of TH-cam because all he does is spit facts, and he’d be heard more
(10:19) Imagine some 8 year old cutting open a florescent bulb, spilling mercury all over there hands and then decides to like their fingers to get it off.
Put a banana in your ear. Put a ripe banana right into your favorite ear! It's true. So true. Once it's in, your gloom will disappear. The bad world is so hard to hear when in your ear a banana cheers. So go ahead and put a banana in your ear.
Woman: **vandalises "husband's" laptop** "Man": **wraps wife's laptop in glad wrap** Woman: **leaves makeup purse on couch so "husband" sits on it** "Man": **puts a literal cactus in wife's lipstick** Ah yes, this is the law of equivalent exchange.
Isabella Vidal I’m sorry, I can’t count that as a workout 😂... but maybe one set on each arm 🤔 maybe for kids.. Watermelons would be better, or even just one. Squats whilst holding a watermelon would make more sense than bananiers.
I know Elvis's name is Jimmy but it sounds so strange to call him that. My mind can't separate the name "Elvis" from Jimmy's face and it creeps me out to think of him as "Jimmy" 😭
I like how the pranks were all either being annoying for no reason or replacing something with something else and often both Also what was the cactus lipstick one a cactus seems to be one of the items they're obsessed with but that prank would have just genuinely harmed her
Decent fondant called Marshmallow fondant exists but it's not used unless you specifically ask for it normally. Fondant is always an aesthetic decision and not a taste one and thankfully most bakers are aware it tastes gross and advise removal prior to consumption. Sugar paste is ok though which is often used as an alternative but dries sort of hard sometimes.
Marshmallow fondant can be delicious. My mom likes to decorate cakes and that's the only kind she uses to actually cover the cakes. Outright gumpaste and other kinds of fondant are pretty nasty though.
An actual banana hack: Compost the peels (or mushy bananas if you don't plan to make banana bread with them) and use them to grow your herbs and other plants. Same goes for teabags. The potassium in bananas will help them grow faster. Also, the gases let off by bananas make other fruits ripen more quickly, so if you have some underripe oranges or tomatoes that you need ripening up, stick 'em in a bowl with the 'nanas. Along with being mood boosters and fairly versatile, bananas are just generally great, so I'd always recommend having some nearby (fairtrade if you can)! As an easily-distracted uni student, those long yellow bois can be lifesavers when it comes to quick energy-dense snacking.
Somehow they find equally horrifying voices in every language. The German voice is just as bad plus they often translate phrases literally from the English version and it makes even less sense.
How do you effectively make sure to clean out a deodorant applicator with such certainty that you can fill with food you will eat? I would be afraid of poisoning myself or others.
Yes, I too would be afraid of poisoning myself or others. It is very important to effectively clean out the applicator to prevent such certain death. The operator of this you tube channel feed is very irresponsible. Now, let us enjoy this bounty of bread and condensed milk, fellow human.
Well, we do apply deodorant directly to our skin (which is good at absorbing), so there shouldn't be anything toxic/dangerous in it. The only real ingredient of concern seems to be some aluminum, and at trace levels it wouldn't really be a problem. Perhaps a possibility of some irritation (probably not even that), but definitely not poisonous or "certain death". The bigger worry and reason to clean the applicator well would be spoiling the taste of the white chocolate or other food you're putting in. Even a hint of whatever flavor/scent the deodorant is would be enough to ruin it and make it nasty.
Why not just lightly rest your foot against their side, and as they fall asleep, scream yEET and throw yourself off the couch in the opposite direction? Then they will be Too Shook to check up on you, but you don't bother them too much.
@@coffeepowered6033 1st: i'm not triggered? i was just replying to the "Who the hell likes condensed milk on toast", that sentence shown that he doesn't know sh*ts either. 2nd: your cmt is more triggering than whatever the fk u think i'm triggered to in this video
Does your friend steal YOUR oxygen?! Here's a fun prank: make sure they never see their family again!
SquareIlluminauti Art yo this sub meme culture slamming pranks and life hacks that I’m seeing in Elvis’s comment’s section is fucking hilarious . this is good shit.
Poison them with too much oxygen!!
SquareIlluminauti Art i have never seen such a funny comment
LYF HAX
Instructions unclear: on the run for committing 3rd degree murder.
“Is a car barreling towards you? No problem! Simply glue 2,500 bananas to craft a shield to slow down the car!”
beyyyyn
@Natalie Zeitlin YEAH and the bananas are defintely gonna be stromg enough to stop the car! LIFE HACKS!
@@seizedthoughts6044 PLS MY FIRST THOUGHT TOO
A normal person: *tries to evade the car*
Troomtroom: banana shield must work
With the power of bananas I can win the Olympics!
Man can’t wait till the re uploaded version of this video
LMAO
hA
And a title change
slinkey999 and the thumbnail
The Loz3r what was wrong with the thumbnail
"smuggling phones onto airplanes using illegally imported bananas"
Smuggling phones is just dang stupid
Lol
“90% of it is trash”
Me: what the hell is that 10%
More trash
He meant 90%/90%
Lmao
things that actually work
I DONT NEED SLEEP I NEED ANSWERS
Troom Troom is just on another level of intellect. Not necessarily a higher level though...
Not really lower either, it kinda just drifts to the side
Sam Patterson fool. Troom Troom is quite possibly has the highest intellect ever in the multiverse.
@@commandercody2489 More like the miniverse.
Take a scale, lower troom troom’s iq to the subatomic level. And realize that it is still too high.
He got us in the first half, not gonna lie.
how many bananas can you *_even lift, bro?!?!!_*
JedDraws A bunch
4 bunches
Like 5 each hand.
T w o
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Boyfriend Not Talking to you? Put Fire Ants in his Bed! He'll NEVER know...
Wouldn’t you sleep in the bed too
@@spiderworld384 not necessarily
"Who goes out for a picnic and remembers the tinfoil, but forgets the plates?"
Um...flat-earthers?
What about anti vaxx parents?
@@DrBrightIsBack Definitely.
Picnic*
@@isabelleburdge4308 You're right. I spelled it the German way. Gonna fix it.
@@bodenlosedosenhose1590 What's the german way to spell it?
*Pro Tip:* You can use a shotgun to end the pain and suffering that is undoubtedly coming forth after you watch Troom Troom
Does it also work for regular painful life?
And Five-Minute Crafts. Sadly, it wouldn't be convenient for real life.
LYF HAK OH YEAH
Pretty deep my man but it's troom troom.
OHH YEAH
*Pro Tip:* You can use toothpaste to brush your teeth.
If you really wanna make it easier you can even use a toothbrush!
This is fake >:(
I got aids thanks :(
change it with cactus
Oh i thought toothpaste was a strange color of paint
Funny prank: Is someone bullying you? Unplug their grandma's life support!
It's about sending a message
Did your love break up with you? Break their legs like how they broke your heart, and make them *fall* for you again!
Epic prank!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh my God I'm laughing so hard 🤣😂😭
Fdhdfdzffdzfgd nyx 🤣😂
Now i do have a husband but not a bad idea
TroomTroom actually encourages stalking and harassing in one of their “couple pranks/wars”
Not to mention Troom Troom is strangely sexual. All the up close shots of them sucking on candy and other food items is creepy.
Right up my alley.
Captain Karen Obvious elsagate 2
I dont think u know what a vorearaephile is
@@vigil_vigil7802 Vorarephilia is a paraphilia characterized by the erotic desire to be consumed by, or sometimes to personally consume, another person or creature, or an erotic attraction to the process of eating in general practice. *They do not know what a vorarephile is.*
I know this im a seasoned Redditor
"13, why? there's no reason for it"
An alternate title to 13 Reasons Why
Lol
13 reasons why you shouldn't watch 13 reasons why
1.Don't
2.Don't
3.Don't
4.Don't
5.Don't
6.Don't
7.Don't
8.Don't
9.Don't
10.Don't
11.Don't
12.Don't
13.The title is too vague
Mr. Karl McYoda don't worry I was never interested in show never looked good
@@casper6405 Ugh, same. That show had potential, it really did, but they just took the wrong route. So sad
Here’s a great prank: do your friends interrupt you
Just wipe them from existence
use a small atom bomb! they’ll totally laugh before they’re eliminated from reality!
Oh yeah!!!!!
That's why I have no friends.
Kid: *Yells obviously loud* “DON’T MIND ME! JUST GOING TO PUT ON MY PERFUME!”
Friend: “Ok.”
Kid: “......*Thinks for a moment* Woah! Look at this perfume! It’s bright blue!”
Kid: * Sprays the perfume in their mouth while the friend is looking *
Friend:..”What the fuck is wrong with you?”
plot twist: the kid was a boy
@@opienti wait it wasnt without the plot twist?
Also the kid: *I don't feel so good*
Robloxian High School Cringe It’s been confirmed the kid was a boy.
YandereCat “Mr.Stark… I don’t feel so good…”
"friend eats acid"
troom troom:Such a good prank
She was helping them find Jesus.
@@god2593 Yes
Well acid trips are pretty cool
666th like
Funny prank: Is your friend not paying attention to you? Stab their eyes out!
Why...My friend didn't Wake up?
@@aafikun9398 put them back in
You Dumbass, Now They Can't See. :)
went from 0 to 100 very fast
@@aafikun9398 Don't worry, just poke them in the geneticals!
Imagine seeing youre friend make a cake for you, and when you bite it you start to cough uncontrollably, while youre friend says that its a prank as you collapse on the floor and cough up some blood.
Lmaooooooo what
*Prank Tip:* Is your boyfriend always drinking all the orange juice in our fridge leaving none for you? Well, you can get you own back by filling an empty carton with a cocktail of OJ and bleach. Place your concocted carton in the fridge and the next he take a sneeky swig of vitamin C, he'll be in for a nasty surprise. 😈 Uh oh! Better call a Wambulace!
Sade Woods wooosh
im starting to thing this life hack doesnt work cause everytime i tried it a family member died
And that, kids, is how easy it is to imitate tromp troom
Instructions were unclear. Dick is stuck in microwave. . . (and yes I did steal this from @Jacob Symms I just really liked his fucking joke.)
Uuuhh I'm calling 911
The moment you realize your boyfriend is actually girl with bad face paint
Put toothpaste in her pants
i just realized that.
@@mleko985 Good for you, Alex! :P
How did I only just realise that!?!?
*reverse trap*
My sister watches Troom Troom and I am convinced whenever I glance at her tablet screen, I lose IQ points.
My brain cells overdose on dopamine and die
Same
*_There is a sanity aura of -50_*
get a refund on her
Nigga my cousin watches it on the fucking tv
I love how "Mickey" is a lady and who would name there kid sweetie..nobody
Ikr
I'm pretty sure even if he were to be paid like a crazy amount he won't join
@@Jawd3544 And nobody's gonna talk about how the toast isn't actually toasted
Lol
Lily singh
“Cover his notebook in *G W A S H* “
the artist in me died a little
boo galoo GOO ASH
What is THAT
Why are people calling Laptops notebooks now? Can't they just say "Cover his laptop in paint" wouldn't that be easier?
@@briannabailey3299 I think it's a translation thing??
Aylin Akmyradova I was replying to a reply that was saying that it was weird that they called a laptop a notebook.
Painting on your boyfriend's computer? That's not a prank, that's VANDALISM!
That Opinionated Chick And the cactus lipstick? Can’t that hurt someone? A pranks supposed to be funny lol
fucking simply nailogical and jenna marbles make fun of troom troom all the time. lol
Lol so random!
I Love how they couldn't even find a Male Actor.
In der Tat
Nobody wants to do that
That’s because their entire audience is rant tubers and 6 year olds who have a deep hatred for boys
They just wouldnt stand the cringe for a split (banana) second.
I know I couldn't stop laughing at the fake beard
The problem is they don’t ask “why” they ask “how”
How to make a sextoy!!!!!!!
*get yourself a banana*
Isak C now thats a life hack
Would a cactus be a good alternative?
@@Indigorhob
Obviously
epic ninja trol face lol!!!
firegnat00 Ninja is epic cool swag B)
hot glue is what keeps troom troom together
I wanted anime pussy but you don't have a social media ;(
You know what else's hot,
the sales of knack 2,baby.
Kawaii.Person even flex tape can’t fix this mistake
@@felipelorandidesouza726 *NOW THAT'S ALOT OF DAMAGE*
And gauche
Replace water with bleach
And watch them cough up blood
I read that in the Troom Troom narrator voice.
lel
Calm down edgelord
If you read it the way they talk it turns 10 times more funny
XD wow what a good hack!!!!
:|
I think the boyfriend vs girlfriend one is trying to teach us how to break up with people.
Yeah
“Who needs a banana holster”
Who doesn’t neeed one
me
Tristan MacMahon you’re what’s wrong with society
monke
Banana gun taken to a whole new level
How else are you supposed to protect yourself?
The “boyfriend” has a disguise like that of team rocket
The "boyfriend" also has tits lol
Aka it's just *that* bad
My name Is Jeff Thats an insult to Team Rocket
@@Hazard1007 Team rocket are absolute legends
Boyfriends pretty thicc ngl no 🧢
The narrator is explaining the "pranks" like we're blind. "Mickey is very angry" wow really I never noticed. It actually annoyed me. Like fuck. Also here is a great life hack: if you want to live then breath oxygen.
@@GAR45TH true I guess lol
"Put a banana in your ear~"
"A banana in my ear?"
"You will never be happy, if you live your life in fear~"
Sweetie is in a very unstable relationship.
She probably needs some life hacks
She’s also being tourtered by the troom troom creators
oof
Rip
Sweetie is in a very unstable relationship, her husband wants a divorce because she's doing these videos, now she's losing her house, but with this easy life hack you can kill him with a banana *pulls out a yellow painted axe*
Did someone say good morning to you? Put poison in their coffee.
Instructions unclear, they are stuck in my bathroom with explosive diarrhea
I'm gonna try this with my teacher but instead of poison in coffee, I will murder them in their sleep
Instructions unclear: I set my fridge on fire.
4:59
Anyone else notice how the toast isn’t actually toast?
It’s just raw bread. Maybe she should be buying a toaster, instead of making milk deodorant
Yes
Chicks Channel raw bread RAW BREAD
I like normal Bread and toasted Bread.
Bread, bread, Bread, Bread, BREAD, BREAD, *BREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!! BRRRREEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAADDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
*raw bread* 💀
Next they'll be like "wanna prank your neighbor? Try putting a bomb in their mailbox! When they open it, they'll be brutally murdered or disfigured forever, and you can laugh and laugh from your remote cabin hide out in montana!"
Here’s a funny and wacky life hack: If your friend has some Blueberries at their house just replace them with Atropa Belladonna berries! It’s sure to give a nice little surprise to them and whoever lives with them!
What's special about Atropa Belladonna berries?
Edit: Gonna build up a resistance to actually eat those berries.
Wept Shark this actually made me laugh a bit too hard lmao
i thought atropa belladonnas were these weird insanely poisonous berries id never heard of, so i googled it just for them to be deadly nightshade, something i have growing in my backyard.. i felt a little stupid
How to make your partner leave you 101
Step no-2 yay you succeeded...your partner ran away from you
Step-3. You are sad that he divorced you and you decided to watch troom troom for ideas to get you bf back. HEY GUYS WELCOME BACK TO TROOM TROOM AND I'M GOING TO HELP YOU GET YOUR BF BACK. STEP-1. WHEN HE IS SLEEPING TAKE A PICTURE OF HIM SLEEPING AND PRINT IT AND WRIGHT A NOTE ON IT THAT SAID, IF YOU DON'T GO BACK TO YOUR GF I WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR BF WILL CONE BACK TO YOU. than she stops the troom troom video and does the same and she snuck into his house but when she took a picture the flashlight mode was on and your bf wook up and called the police and you had to spend 10 years in jail. THANKS a LOT troom troom lol😂
"Who The Hell Likes Condesed Milk On Toast"
You've Just Awaken The Slav In me With That
Oh thats why the Nazis disliked you condensed milk on bread let me get a mp 40 and stay right there
me tbh...
Me
Me too
I use it for French toast
"The people who disliked this are subbed to troomtroom"
*Change my mind*
I'm afraid i cannot
Troom troom could’ve disliked it, you can’t sub to your own channel without alts, and if it’s an alt then it still counts as another account, mind changed yet?
@@spiderworld384 I doubt troomtroom would make this many alt accounts, and even if they only made 5, that would do nothing compared to the amount of likes this video has.
So no, mind not changed
I disliked it the first time I watched it, and I can not, for the life of me, figure out why. I might've been drunk and hit the wrong thumb. 🤷♂️
Gouache paint, pronounced “gwash”.
Troom Troom: “GOO ASH!”
OrangeFluffyCat this hurt me a lot
It’s a Russian/Belarusian paint. They are Russian, but they translate their videos with that annoying voice.
@@uncreativeusername3772 aren't they Ukrainian?
"Paint his glasses black,he will never *see* it coming"
was that joke intended?
Probably
This is why I want to be a hobo when I grow up.
Ok. why please explain I need answers.
This why I want to gain abilities even though it wouldn't work because I'm not in a fictional video game universe. No I currently exist in a place called this reality and it's weird edgy and sucks and I my self sound like a neckbearded cringe Lord named jomyxx59
gf: prank paints my computer. ex gf 10 minutes later: has to have computer surgically removed from rear end
Seriously if anyone "prank" painted my computer I would make them buy twice an expensive one and give it to me, while threatening them with a knife I don't care.
I like how you changed it to ex gf
“What should we include, and what should we leave out?”
A question Troom-troom never asks during content production.
Doctor, will you do some tests on Troom Troom?
Aaaand will the Troom Troom staff be noticed as an SCP entities?
Dr even scp 096 can't watch it
Dr Bright, is that really you!?
How do i find you on almost ever video this man makes your really popular lol
Is your friend putting on fake beards, and always wearing hoodies and baseball caps?
Just don't question it, and constantly annoy that person, as he will do the same to you to no end.
Oof
This comment is underrated.
“Confused if slightly refreshed by my roommate’s completely trans neutral harassment, that while ceaseless, seems unrelated to my gender”
i feel like them unable to find a male actor really says something about troomtroom
Troom Troom: If you drink your own piss, you’ll get super powers. TRY IT NOW!
Normal person: N-no uh... I’m good.
I drank someone else’s piss on accident. Cruel trick till I made them explode with my MIND!
Dumbass normal person
Daniel Sambar absolute moron: FUCK YEAH!
Why do you think Bear Grylls is such a good survivalist? Is it because he's trained and studied in it, using his extensive knowledge of nature to his advantage in a situation you could end up in? No... it's because he's actually Superman!
Normal person:
If you accidentally run out of refreshing beverages in your fridge you should try drinking wat-
Troom troom:
PURIFIED FUCKIN MUD MAN
Why waste your time looking for the last soda when you can actually drink filtered mud from your yard?
7:25 it's so nice when they jump cut in here for two reasons, one: the person would obviously see there's cotton pads mixed with the chips,second, after opening the bag the first time,she sealed it again with hot glue,so it will just be a big hard strap of hot glue which will also give away those chips were opened before
My first thought when eating chicken noodle soup:
"UGG! How old is this soup!?"
When eating noodles:
"UGG! How old are these noodles!? a Re T h Ey W o RM s?!?!"
Lmao kek xd 😂🔫
Here's a crazy prank: Put popcorn in a microwave, and take it out and then dump it on your friend's head
Stop disrespecting popcorn bro
Sweeties getting a divorce
Grab your bat and hit a home run
@@ohno712 Oh yeah! HELL YEAH!
"Stabby stabby sweetie!"
troom troom video should named like : how to lose all of your friends in ten minutes
oh yes and also your family
If WatchMoJo was a DIY channel
Scar so true.
ALL HELL WOULD BREAK LOSE
At least WatchMojo’s lists make sense. They’re just based on obscure ideas because the good ones gradually got used up.
skullpull 101. I agree, Watchmojo isn’t the best, but they’re honest
HOW TO MAKE ANIME CHEFS OUT OF CLICKBAIT
I like your merch because it doesn’t make me a walking billboard for your channel
I see
I don't see
A Magical Bucket open your eyes then.
Funny prank:
Replace your friends prescribed medicine with acid pills.
They will find it so funny, they will die of overdosage! 😂
Yay, murder is fUN :D
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I shook hands with the devil
I looked him in the eye
He looked like a long-lost friend
@@quintencornelissen2274 is this a reference to *IT* I see?
Prank: remove your friends spine
They'd laugh so hard their throat will burn..
I wish Elvis was like 20x more popular than he is, I would love for him to be the star of TH-cam because all he does is spit facts, and he’d be heard more
I didn't read the name of the channel and I was so confused lol
I almost forgot the name of the Channel and was about to say: "Elvis is dead man"
Question: How to solve life
Troom Troom: *BANANA*
No we need Mun-eh
O N I S I O N 100
Pool noodle
Life hack: eat food, and you'll stop being hungry
Who the fuck names their kid Dolly?
Hunger has dropped to 0%
WRONG!
@@formerlyyaboitom10 explain
Breking news: *one madlad has stopped world hunger*
Mom: cries over grandmas death*
Troom troom: WERE GOING TO PRANK HER FOR THAT.
(10:19) Imagine some 8 year old cutting open a florescent bulb, spilling mercury all over there hands and then decides to like their fingers to get it off.
Nobody:
Troom Troom thumbnails:
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thank you captian, I cant sleep anymore, this grotesque abomination will haunt my dreams now
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Unknowncappy Holo bless 💿💿
Pizza mozzarella 🎵pizza mozzarella 🎵
Put a banana in your ear. Put a ripe banana right into your favorite ear! It's true. So true. Once it's in, your gloom will disappear. The bad world is so hard to hear when in your ear a banana cheers. So go ahead and put a banana in your ear.
I didn’t think anyone else remembered Charlie the unicorn!!!!!
Shark Ninja are you the banana king?
You aren't the banana king
ALL HAIL THE BANANA KING!
I was worried that I was the only one thinking that!
Woman: **vandalises "husband's" laptop**
"Man": **wraps wife's laptop in glad wrap**
Woman: **leaves makeup purse on couch so "husband" sits on it**
"Man": **puts a literal cactus in wife's lipstick**
Ah yes, this is the law of equivalent exchange.
Bravo mate
With the "actors" in this, I feel like they would just hit each other because they all seem so angry.
Yes please do that
So does your profile image
@@IAMSONICTH3H3DG3H0G That doesn't even make any sense.
@@ztmorris9738, I think what he meant was that your pfp looks angry
Condensed milk is actually good on bread!, its one of our favorite foods here in the Phillippines!
I think people eat it all over Asia and Eastern Europe
Nilalanlan ko lang yan eh
ya mean condensada
@@Xylro y
I'd consider that a grim dish
Life hack: lick a battery to get super powers
DailySTIVE it worked :D
Oh yeah this is big brain time
I’m super man now
Kai Klein then get a big brain
That only works if you puncture it first
"Not only is my phone ruined but my banana is also ruined." This will be my senior quote
How weak does someone have to be to call lifting bananas a workout ? Reminds me of that episode with sponge bob and the marshmallows.
If you lift them for a while it'll definitely be a workout. But, weights would take a lot less time.
Isabella Vidal I’m sorry, I can’t count that as a workout 😂... but maybe one set on each arm 🤔 maybe for kids.. Watermelons would be better, or even just one. Squats whilst holding a watermelon would make more sense than bananiers.
@@kaleidojess Just flapping your arms for an hour can be a workout. As long as you're burning enough extra calories, it's a workout.
Isabella Vidal True, but it’s not really ideal
Or chris chan and lifting soda
Troom troom on shroom shrooms
Lol
This would warp my trip so badly.
@@olgairisp troom troom make my asshole go boom boom.
my gooch is greasy and hairy troom troom is about to meet their doom doom.
"who likes condensed milk on toasts?!?! that's disgusting!"
me: *cries in brazilian*
*cries in vietnamese*
@@amkh110 which food is it??
@@givs4860 brazillian and viet, they taste really good :)
@@amkh110 i was asking which Vietnamese food has toast and condensed milk (sorry English is not my first language)
@@givs4860 oh it's just called toast and condensed milk.
jimmy: i’d say 90% of what they make is trash
me: don’t be shy make it 100%😁
More like 0% trash 100% absolute trash
@@spiderworld384 no… omega garbage
I know Elvis's name is Jimmy but it sounds so strange to call him that. My mind can't separate the name "Elvis" from Jimmy's face and it creeps me out to think of him as "Jimmy" 😭
@@muhammadeisa1459 i fr thought they were talking about mrbeast -
Troom Troom's whole channel is like fever dream sleep paralysis.
Is your boyfriend talking to someone other than you? Just poison his food! He won’t be talking anytime soon ;D
Did you know your birthday is on the same day you were born Life is crazy
GREY KNIGHT
THOT SLAYER
Trans people: You dare oppose me, mortal?
Thotslayer why don't they just call it a bornday?
I like how the pranks were all either being annoying for no reason or replacing something with something else and often both
Also what was the cactus lipstick one a cactus seems to be one of the items they're obsessed with but that prank would have just genuinely harmed her
Funny prank: Rip off the caution label on your friend's medicine.
Lifehack : in your chemistry class , mix up the labels on all the dangerous chemicals!
That will teach your teacher to give you bad grades!
@@lolguy8547 I luv it💞💞
holy shit yes
Pour bleach in your friend’s cat litter box to give them a smelly surprise!!! 🤢😆🤪
@@cutler_beckett will try, im allergic ti cats
Have you ever tasted fondant? Because it tastes gross. It's just food coloring and a bunch of raw ingredients. Hardly even sweet
I don’t really like fondant either
tbh fondant tastes like sugar with food coloring
Yeah that's why on Cake Boss no one eats the cakes. It's just Rice Krispies treats and fondant.
Decent fondant called Marshmallow fondant exists but it's not used unless you specifically ask for it normally. Fondant is always an aesthetic decision and not a taste one and thankfully most bakers are aware it tastes gross and advise removal prior to consumption. Sugar paste is ok though which is often used as an alternative but dries sort of hard sometimes.
Marshmallow fondant can be delicious. My mom likes to decorate cakes and that's the only kind she uses to actually cover the cakes. Outright gumpaste and other kinds of fondant are pretty nasty though.
Sister: *spray paints my phone screen black*
Me: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU
An actual banana hack: Compost the peels (or mushy bananas if you don't plan to make banana bread with them) and use them to grow your herbs and other plants. Same goes for teabags. The potassium in bananas will help them grow faster.
Also, the gases let off by bananas make other fruits ripen more quickly, so if you have some underripe oranges or tomatoes that you need ripening up, stick 'em in a bowl with the 'nanas.
Along with being mood boosters and fairly versatile, bananas are just generally great, so I'd always recommend having some nearby (fairtrade if you can)! As an easily-distracted uni student, those long yellow bois can be lifesavers when it comes to quick energy-dense snacking.
I have a life hack
It's called being dead
*THATS A DEATH HACK*
Ok I’ll see myself out.
I'm intrigued, tell me more
okie! Trying tommorrow!
Instructions not clear my arm fell off
I tried it yesterday. It’s not that useful
I think Troom Troom has a banana and cactus fetish.
I sure do
StylelessAnt at least they have plenty of potassium and cactus juice
ItS NOt a pRoBLeM AnyMOrE
now I’m thinking about simplynailogical
"Troom Troom is Terrible"
"Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes"
deodorant is in russian -> they are russians -> russians love condensed milk on white bread
u r wlcum
thx
Russia is not Ukraine
Ha!....that explains so much.
we arent that addicted to bananas
They are Ukranians, you really can tell the difference betveen russian and ukranian girls if you live in CIS.
When the replaced the deodorant, the lady said there's a sweet taste. Who eats deodorant in the first place
Elvis show boba and vegana, Seventh time commenting this, I won’t stop until you will.
Why do you have seven tines? Forks should only have 4.
Sven Servette rip me lol
@@svenservette4197 Or three!
Or two
You, an average person:
show bobs and vegana
Me, an intellectual:
*ｉｎｔｒｏｄｕｃｅ ｂｏｂ ａｎｄ ｖｉｒｇｉｎｉａ*
👀👀 aye..condensed milk on toast is what my abuela raised us on
*Cries in Spanish
Nani the fuck
The way she talks is so cursed, I feel like I'm having a stroke
60th like
It sounds like an A.I trying to sound cute
Somehow they find equally horrifying voices in every language. The German voice is just as bad plus they often translate phrases literally from the English version and it makes even less sense.
How do you effectively make sure to clean out a deodorant applicator with such certainty that you can fill with food you will eat? I would be afraid of poisoning myself or others.
Yes, I too would be afraid of poisoning myself or others. It is very important to effectively clean out the applicator to prevent such certain death. The operator of this you tube channel feed is very irresponsible. Now, let us enjoy this bounty of bread and condensed milk, fellow human.
Well, we do apply deodorant directly to our skin (which is good at absorbing), so there shouldn't be anything toxic/dangerous in it. The only real ingredient of concern seems to be some aluminum, and at trace levels it wouldn't really be a problem. Perhaps a possibility of some irritation (probably not even that), but definitely not poisonous or "certain death".
The bigger worry and reason to clean the applicator well would be spoiling the taste of the white chocolate or other food you're putting in. Even a hint of whatever flavor/scent the deodorant is would be enough to ruin it and make it nasty.
Life Hack: Your cat is next to you, but your too lazy to pet him?
*SCREAM AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS AT YOUR CAT*
Fool. You're supposed to use a pool noodle to pet them
Oh yeah, that as well
Alinity that fucker off the couch.
Life hack!
I LOVE YOU CAT!!!!!!!!!!
Why not just lightly rest your foot against their side, and as they fall asleep, scream yEET and throw yourself off the couch in the opposite direction? Then they will be Too Shook to check up on you, but you don't bother them too much.
Phone broken, and elvis be like "hey, this works perfectly"
Bananas broken, elvis be like "OHSHIT, IT HAS A HOLE IN IT"
It's no coincidence they couldn't find an actual man to volunteer for these "pranks."
Amen
This kind of stuff is way too embarassing
@Victory Gin I agree with you. Transformers should have the same rights as we do!
@@moritzk4795 lmao i-
@@moritzk4795 #Transformerlivesmatter
okay but question........ were they not able to get a guy to act for their videos at all..... like no one????
there are 2 guys sometimes. so they have real guys.
Thank you for noticing
What? Mikey is clearly a dude
why you gotta insult elvis like that
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excuse me sir, we Vietnamese eat any type of bread with condensed milk including toast and it's a "childhood food" to most of us here
He’s not offending you by saying that because he did not know fellow Vietnamese
@@arvenemartin7278 just saying. Try it, u'll like it
@@sunlun123 damn its pretty good ngl
Imagine getting triggered over someone finding a bizarre type of "food" to be gross.
@@coffeepowered6033 1st: i'm not triggered? i was just replying to the "Who the hell likes condensed milk on toast", that sentence shown that he doesn't know sh*ts either.
2nd: your cmt is more triggering than whatever the fk u think i'm triggered to in this video