I’ve seen a lot of people make fun of five minute crafts, but the whole “increasingly angry and passive aggressive informercial” vibe of this made it the funniest I’ve seen lol
The match trick actually has the big issue of being spontaneously combustible. 15 years of scouting and I know not to pack matches against the side that makes them catch fire.
Sally Nathalia yup, melt it and put the liquid car into ice cube molds, don’t worry if it doesn’t work after this, just hot glue some large LEGO wheels to it, then your car will be up and running again
Exactly. You would want to get specialized glue for that and for the price you probably get two new mugs. Even the ones with a handle already attached... You know, like every fucking normal mug on this planet.
Not to mention that if you’re making a mug to put hot thins in and don’t give it a handle, it’s either pretty heat resistant, or you are at a Starbucks
the ramen one is really the one that gets me. It's just so fucking stupid. Even if in some alternate universe that would work. It would be so jagged and sharp, and full of shit that it would probably just kill you.
@@shizaanimations7634 In the context of the Jay Exci video, it was free because it was an offer by the unnamed character #1 in the situation who already had it.
@@margarethmichelina5146 Yeah. If I remember correctly, one of them cut off their big toe, the other one sliced off a piece of her heel, both at the stepmother’s suggestion. And the prince didn’t notice until some birds pointed out the blood on their stocking. This story is also the one where Cinderella’s dress didn’t come from a fairy godmother, but from a tree she grew with her own tears, and her stepsisters got their eyes pecked out by doves at Cinderella’s wedding.
I love that Jay was wondering where the little men where for the frying pan and I’m screaming at my phone,”WHY WOULD YOU NEED A LID FOR A FRYING PAN?!”
@@temmie9430 "Sweetie, why not? We've had this one for a year! Have you not been hearing the neighbors whispering about us? I'm surprised TLC hasn't found us yet to be on Extreme Cheapskates!"
MetroTokioFan63 really?! I got another one... have you heard, that you can put food in an ice cube tray to make the food the shape of the ice cube tray?? Shocking right
@@RilianSharp wow there are no redundant steps there at all also, did you know you can put food in an ice cube tray to make the food the shape of the ice cube tray?
Oh my goodness really??!! I didn’t know that, but did you know that you can put food in an ice cube tray to make the food the shape of the ice cube tray?
Actually they don't care if the hacks work they just do it for money and attention Do you know how many channels they have! They don't care if they work or not , mostly it's just false information tho
I get a feeling they make videos that are as ridiculous as possible for clickbait and views. They're trying to be HowToBasic, but with zero self awareness.
This video and how his voice kept escalating reminds me of that video where Gigguk reviews that one anime while eating hot sauce. Even almost sounds like him at some points.
This video almost killed me, and I would have died happily. Anything that has me laughing so hard that I stop breathing and start tasting blood when I cough has earned whatever sacrifice it demands.
Therapist: barbie hanger Isn't real, is not going to hurt you Barbie hanger: be strong, be strong for *M O T H E R* (Oh my god, thank i guys for the likes!)
@Aniljit Kaur "its time to go out honey,go get something nice to wear from your wardrobe" "(cries) but mom i dont want to go to my wardrobe,barbies gonna scratch me again...
Out of all of your videos I have seen (which to be honest isn't a lot yet) this is the funniest I've come across. The knife on napkins thing...I thought I was the only one that had an actual physical reaction to such paper product interactions (best name I could come up with for this), where I actually feel it in my teeth. I was laughing so hard at the heavy breathing during the Barbie doll clothes hangar section, the ice cube tray section...the whole thing start to finish was incredible.
The chopsticks thing is un ironically great, i do this literally all the time and it spares you the trouble of washing your hands every 2 seconds and makes less of a mess for some reason.
They're actually a Ukrainian content farm that tried to use their clout to start pushing pro-Russian narratives but got called out on it and had to stop. They'll probably try again at some point.
@@nyahnyahson523 Yeah. The company was russia-based from 2004 to 2016, and posted things on their channels such as: Claiming Ukraine belonged to Russia Glorifying Stalinist rule Talking about how great Putin was Saying that Russia gave Alaska to the US as a gift And showing how Russian expansion would have them controlling all of Europe, the Middle East, and Asia. Also a few anti-America videos. www.lawfareblog.com/biggest-social-media-operation-youve-never-heard-run-out-cyprus-russians
@@ShadowmancerLord Ah I see now. So by hosting the operation within Ukraine they're able to essentially have a political shield against accusations of Russian Influence. That's... Wow.
My favorite was "Do you want to keep your clothes dry but also spray water in their direction? You could just not do that, but here's a product that lets you do it anyway."
"did you know that you can put food in an ice cube tray to make the food the shape of the ice cube tray" "ok cool" "But did you know that you can put food in an ice cube tray to make the food the shape of the ice cube tray" "Ok,cool" "But did you know you can put food in an ice cube tray to make the food the shape of the ice cube tray?!" "Ok. Cool." *"BUT DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN PUT FOOD IN THE ICE CUBE TRAY TO MAKE THE FOOD THE SHAPE OF THE ICE CUBE TRAY?!"* "ok,cool." _"but did you know that you can put food in an ice cube tray to make it the shape of the ice cube tray"_
@@takenshota546 but what if after putting the food in the ice cube tray to get the food in the shape of the ice cube tray, we cut it in half, attached the suck to it and used it to hold up your phone?
@@jackjill2394 But what if you DON'T want food in the shape of the ice cube tray, well then obviously, you take it out of the ice cube tray, and then flatten it! NO, THERE ARE NO REDUNDANT STEPS HERE, FUCK OFF.
BUT 🤭 DID 😯 YOU 👉 KNOW 🤔 YOU 👉 COULD 👀 PUT 👇 FOOD 👅 IN 👇 AN 🤯 ICE 🧊 CUBE 🎲 TRAY 🍽 , TO ✌️ MAKE 🤑 THE 😱 FOOD 👅 THE 😶 SHAPE 🧩 OF 🌟 THE 🔥 ICE 🧊 CUBE 🎲 TRAY?! 🍽 OK, 👍 COOL 😎
After watching and enjoying your videos for some time, I realised I had not seen this masterpiece. Now, Yes your longer videos are wonderful and its obvious that you put a lot of time and effort into making them as great as they are BUT this… listening to a man descend into absolute madness will always be perfection.
"do you hate the idea of baking something that doesn't have a hole in it?" "is drinking tea normally too boring for you? Then why not add some danger" *I DIED*
Imagine seeing someone walk down the street holding a stuffed fox to their ear, a coke bottle sitting on their crotch, and a blue hook slapped to their forehead.
I mean… I remember this used to be a thing to help encourage children to finish their milk to see the animal at the bottom of the cup… but the animal was made of porcelain and was pre-attached to the cup, it wasn’t a plastic toy lmao
Or just buy tooth tabs. You can get them in branches of Lush and any zero waste shop. I also used to get travel sized tubes of toothpaste or save an almost empty tube of toothpaste for trips away.
That goat cork one actually looks fire though, like if you dont care about whatever goat toy you happen to have for whatever reason and want to make your bottles of wine extra flashy, attaching small heads to the corks like that and painting them looks pretty cool
Gonna be honest 7:51 the dehydrating toothpaste is probably the most useful one on here. You could do that for going backpacking. Although there’s already a dedicated product called “toothpaste tables”
I once saw a "life hack". The girl couldn't eat the cereal because she was holding the spoon upside down then she smashed the spoon with a hammer and then ate the cereal.
LOL I love that when you actually go to the ice cube hacks video, there's a bunch of comments that say 'DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN PUT FOOD IN AN ICE CUBE TRAY TO MAKE THE FOOD THE SHAPE OF THE ICE CUBE TRAY!?!'
I get the “lime thing” though - that one is good for people with arthritis. My grandfather legit can’t squeeze lemons. *gets passed a note* Wait, what do you mean squeezing the garlic press uses the same hand muscles? Dammit!
I like to come back to this vid every so often . it realy helps me with the sound of somebody's decent into madness. thanks to jay exci I will always associate the feeling of slowly losing my mind to the insanity of the internet with the phrase "did you know you could put food in a ice cube tray"
I’ve seen a lot of people make fun of five minute crafts, but the whole “increasingly angry and passive aggressive informercial” vibe of this made it the funniest I’ve seen lol
agreed lol
"Increasingly angry and passive aggressive infomercial" needs to become it's own genre of video!
This and drew goodens one where he tries to recreate them are my favourite
I'm the 1k like
Gravity Vs The Forces Of Universe congrats lol
5 Minute crafts be like:
"Do you have an uncomfortable bed?"
"Get hit by a car so you can sleep in a hospital bed."
bobux
okay I'll do that
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
lol
That sums it up really well
"Do you want people to think you're quirky but not in a fun way?" Best line.
Ok but,
Did you know if you put food in an ice cube try, to make it the shape of an ice cube tray
...
T O O T H P A S T E B A R R E L
This whole thing had me rolling 😂
This literally defines 5 min crafts
Is it bad that I liked the dinosaur toilet paper holder
The match trick actually has the big issue of being spontaneously combustible. 15 years of scouting and I know not to pack matches against the side that makes them catch fire.
20 seconds of common sense and I know that
“D-Didja know you could put little figures in soap... and they’ll be in soap?” That made me wheeze
HalpieHere once I put a tiny plastic baby in the hand sanitizer in school.
@Firewing The Wyvern I aspire to be like you someday.
25 #RELATIBLE TH-cam COMMENTS YOU MUST SEE!!! NOT CLICKBAIT!!!
also: "That's a weird lookin goat"
I ate chips with chopsticks-
5-minute crafts be like:
Is your car to big for you garage?
Cut it in half.
And you can glue it back whenever you wanna use it
@Sally Nathalia yesssss who doesn't like those creepy heads glued everywhereeee😍
@Sally Nathalia oooo yess that's the best part of itttt!! I'mma go actually do it
Sally Nathalia and the legos
Sally Nathalia yup, melt it and put the liquid car into ice cube molds, don’t worry if it doesn’t work after this, just hot glue some large LEGO wheels to it, then your car will be up and running again
also the way of his voice when he is talking about the whole"food-in-a-ice-tray" thing gets me every single time
SAAAME
Why is steven so suprised
There are no redundant steps here FUCK OFF
That's the best segment
That makes me to close the video
The intense breathing with the barbie hangers had me legit laughing outloud 😂
Proof that Sid from Toy Story works for 5-Minute Crafts.
The way their voice breaks when talking about the toothpaste gets me every time
You've watched this multiple times too, huh?
Ok, cool, but did you know that you can put food in an icecube tray to the food the shape of the icecube tray?
And then when his volume increases when he's talking about the food in the ice cube tray.
@@bitspop8239 haha
John 3:16 KJV 👍💕
Also hot mugs would melt the glue on the goat, making the goat mug a ticking time bomb
Exactly. You would want to get specialized glue for that and for the price you probably get two new mugs. Even the ones with a handle already attached... You know, like every fucking normal mug on this planet.
Not to mention that if you’re making a mug to put hot thins in and don’t give it a handle, it’s either pretty heat resistant, or you are at a Starbucks
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Why would you want it to die? It's entertaining.
@@therealplaguerat
Oi nah though
5-Minute Crafts: An Unbridled Rage
Wow so accurate
@Kill Team Charlie "Who wrote this"
Damn it, I had this comment in mind! XD
@Kill Team Charlie Though it would be two hours long
5-Minute Crafts Is Garbage, And Here's Why
Love the fact that Jay gets slightly more insane with each "life hack"
"Is there a hole in your heart where love once was? FILL IT WITH RAMEN!"
This can maybe work
@@danilyevh.2712 feels bad man no fast way trough stay strong
You can even shape the ramen with an ice cube tray!
No. 1 best way to fix a break up! ✨ XD
Naruto in a nutshell
5 minute crafts be like:
"Are the seats in the train all taken?"
*_"Tell everyone that you have a bomb"_*
That makes more sense than the actual hacks, and i mean it
all i got was a federal investigation
I still dont know why being a furry is wrong
@CobraStories Says the cobra, don't be a sour scalie now~
That would actually work, unlike EVERYTHING 5 minute scam...uhm 😷...I mean craft advertises.
"Are you tired of using pans? Understandable, only 2% of the population are pansexuals anyway."
Peak comedy.
I died
Sooo good xD
Bruh pansexuality is fake anyway
Lungs E. Ur fake 😂
@@skye.s2515 I am pansexual, so I am indeed fake.
"Oh what's that, you want to take a photo? Well you can't there's a fox in the way, f**k you!"
Absolute best
Imagine living the rest of your life knowing that your toilet is 0.5% made of ramen
Unbearable XD
College life baby!
the ramen one is really the one that gets me. It's just so fucking stupid. Even if in some alternate universe that would work. It would be so jagged and sharp, and full of shit that it would probably just kill you.
@@marxmeesterlijk i dont understand. could you explain how the ramen in the toilet could harm a person?
@@freshbread4039 i mean, probably not really. but the combination of food + shit + sharp porcelain edges just seems so terrible.
"Do you hate plates that don't have dinosaurs glued to them?" LMAO
"Do you want people to think that you're quirky, but not in a fun way?!"
10/10
"serious mental illness" kinda quirky
Auto Mata certain fandoms in a nutshell.
Top level joke i gotta admit
Ok, cool, but did you know that you can put food in an icecube tray to the food the shape of the icecube tray?
“That’s a funny lookin’ goat” had me on the falooor!🤣🤣🤣
This isn’t a TH-cam video, it’s a documentary of a man losing his last few scraps of sanity.
Due to having food molded by an ice cube tray
But did you know you can put food in your ice cube tray to make the food the shape of the ice cube tray
@@kayagorzan Okay cool!
@@brutality75577 BUT DID YOU KNOW! THAT YOU CAN PUT FOOD! IN AN ICE CUBE TRAY! TO MAKE THE FOOD THE SHAPE OF THE ICE CUBE TRAY?!
@@ImfernusRizen ok cool.
But did you know you can put food in your ice cube tray to make the food the shape of the ice cube tray?
5-Minute Crafts: Terrible solutions to problems that don't exist.
But did you know you can put food in your ice cube tray to make the food the shape of the ice cube tray
@kitty and meow kats rule Okay cool.
But did you know that you can put food in an ice cube tray to make the food the shape of the ice cube tray?
¿uʍop ǝpᴉsdn ǝɯɐu ʎɯ sᴉ ʎɥM okay cool. But did you know you can put food in your ice cube tray to make the food the shape of the ice cube tray?
@@benguanming Ok cool.
But did you know that you can put food in an ice cube tray to make the the food the shape of an ice cube tray?
@@lanahaghverdian7855 ok cool.
But did you know you can put food in your ice cube tray to make the food the shape of the ice cube tray?
I mean people have done this, but never in a passive aggressive infomercial. My passive aggressive arse loves it.
it's mental breakdown in real time
I prefer aggressively passive
“YOU BETTER GET A GOOD NIGHT’S REST YOU LITTLE SHIT!”
“I HOPE YOU PACKED A HEALTHY LUNCH YOU SLAG!”
See?
"Do you want your shirt to be waterproof?
Buy a waterproof shirt!"
Best line on any youtube video ever created
5-Minute-Crafts be like: You have something with a head? CuTt iT oFf!
this is just a serial killer with an obbsession of cutting everything
Speaking of toy goats, *cut off its head.*
french propaganda
is this serial killer class?
My mom has a head, I have to cut it off?
Him: *Are you too weak to SQUEEZE A LIME?!*
Me: **wheezing**
This is but did you know that you could put food in an ice cube tray to make the food the shape of the ice cube tray?
@@ILikeBirds ffs. I was dying laughing at this and he just wouldn't stop!
@@ILikeBirds okay, cool! But did you know that you could put food in an ice cube tray to make the food the shape of the ice cube tray?
@@bluked9600 Okay, Cool! But did YOU know that you could put food in an ice cube tray to make the food the shape of the ice cube?
0:58
“Do you want your shirt to be water proof? Buy a water proof t shirt.”
I literally died. 💀💀💀
Well it's true but
It's not i life hack
Great f*cking tips from life hack channel
@@YashinYoku True
@@YashinYoku True i'm subscribing your channel
th-cam.com/video/hnr0rSj9qEw/w-d-xo.html
Oh, darn. When's the funeral?
Life hack: did you know that while someone is putting food in an ice cube tray to make the food shaped like an ice cube tray, you can steal their car?
These videos are the epitome of that tumblr post form a while back...
"It's fast, it's easy, it's free: pouring river water into your socks."
But why would I do that?
@@camo6465 It's fast, it's easy, and it's free!
"Dip your balls in Tabasco sauce! It's quick, easy, and free!"
Quicktime Events you have to buy Tabasco sauce tho
@@shizaanimations7634 In the context of the Jay Exci video, it was free because it was an offer by the unnamed character #1 in the situation who already had it.
Your foot too big for the shoe?
Normal people: Get a bigger size
5 mins craft: cut your foot according to your shoe.
That's basically Cinderella's origin story version when the stepsisters cutting their toe fingers in order to fit in the glass shoes.
@@margarethmichelina5146 Cinderella didn't have toes in the disney movie. I hate her feet.
@@margarethmichelina5146 Yeah. If I remember correctly, one of them cut off their big toe, the other one sliced off a piece of her heel, both at the stepmother’s suggestion. And the prince didn’t notice until some birds pointed out the blood on their stocking. This story is also the one where Cinderella’s dress didn’t come from a fairy godmother, but from a tree she grew with her own tears, and her stepsisters got their eyes pecked out by doves at Cinderella’s wedding.
@@dianawilson7385 is that fucking medieval?
@@tasquemanager1956 It was the original version written by the Brothers Grimm, yes.
5 minutes crafts in the future: “You have an extra human head? CUT IT OFF”
Use the severed head as a cup
DO YOU have spare baby head? DID you know you can use them to marinate dino heads!
Oh god no plz no
@Meme Team AFTER THAT FEED IT TO YOUR DOG! WOW! NOW YOUR DOG IS HAPPY AND HEALTHY!
Okalallapqp
This is still legitimately one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.
This looks like some serial killer obsessed with cutting animals in half
And babies
They should be banned in Jurassic Park for sawing that many dinosaurs in half
5 min crafts: Talking to a stuffed animal as a phone.
Everyone on that street: Just walk away jimmy, walk away...
Lmao😂
Just walk away mr beast 😖
@@Sylvarvar LMAO
@@Sylvarvar did you know that you can pour milk into pepsi and it will denaturate? Cool, thats the whole clip!
@@towarzyszmarcin474 k
“Paper and fire get along really well and the strength of their friendship will fry your food!”
Dude how does a comment summarizing part of the video have 247 likes???
@MonkeyBoy32904 tbh, idk. I didn’t even realise how many likes it had gotten lol
Wait what?
I love that Jay was wondering where the little men where for the frying pan and I’m screaming at my phone,”WHY WOULD YOU NEED A LID FOR A FRYING PAN?!”
You don't cook often, do you?
the long awaited "sauteing stuff like onions"
I know it's late but I'm more confused as to why you'd ever need to use a tiny lid for a giant pan?
you do need a lid for a frying pan sometimes
@@miso-ge1gz This is true, Often when i'm makin' me some eggs and i don't want to flip it, you can use a lid to cook both sides of the egg at once
I died of laughter at the fox phone case. 😂 “WhAtS tHaT? YoU wAnT tO tAkE a PicTuRe? WELL YOU CANT THERE IS A FOX IN THE WAY!”
Same! It was so good
Same funny
rip
LOLOL 😂😂
Swiper, no swiping! 😂🤣
"For the record, if this actually works,
*I d o n ' t c a r e."*
What a _mood_
“JUST ATTACH A HOOK TO YOUR FACE!!”
God, it’s not even two minutes in and I’m in tears on the floor I’m laughing so hard.
I know right, I laughed so many times, haha
Or... just put the glasses away in ur pocket. Like come on
500th to like congrats!
Same, help meeeee
Ive rewatched this video like 5 times and its hilarious every time, I'm still dying with laughter
You know the youtuber is good when you didn’t want to read the comments during the video
Edit:i wrote it after i watched the video
Ikr, I also watched the whole thing without skipping anything
U got me
i'm very delighted to watch your videos, i will be wating to see your next videos.
My phone that can see and type comments while watching videos:
I don't have such weaknesses
hell yeah
“Honey! I think the toilet ramen is getting moldy again.”
"Can we please just buy a new toilet!!"
@@tanzunitegem1478 no we cant
@@temmie9430 "Sweetie, why not? We've had this one for a year! Have you not been hearing the neighbors whispering about us? I'm surprised TLC hasn't found us yet to be on Extreme Cheapskates!"
Shouldn't it be 3 mins lifehack because that's how long instant noodle usually take time to cook
That what I was thinking too! It would just get damp and gross.
I have a very serious question though: Did you know that you can put food in an ice cube tray to make the food the shape of the ice cube tray?
MetroTokioFan63 really?! I got another one... have you heard, that you can put food in an ice cube tray to make the food the shape of the ice cube tray?? Shocking right
Holy shit, I never knew that! I've got another hack: did you know that you can put food in an icecube tray to make it the shape of the icecube tray?
but if you don't want the food to be the shape of the ice cube tray, did you know that you can take it out and smoosh it with the bottom of a cup
@@RilianSharp wow there are no redundant steps there at all
also, did you know you can put food in an ice cube tray to make the food the shape of the ice cube tray?
Oh my goodness really??!! I didn’t know that, but did you know that you can put food in an ice cube tray to make the food the shape of the ice cube tray?
I think what I love most about this is the longer the video goes on ,the more unhinged your narration becomes. Comedy gold!
The amount of pure sarcasm in this video is devastating.
D’Lou ik 🤣🤣
I’m convinced that 5-Minute Crafts is actually just trolling everyone.
Yep
Actually they don't care if the hacks work they just do it for money and attention
Do you know how many channels they have!
They don't care if they work or not , mostly it's just false information tho
I'm partially convinced 5-minute craft videos are actually made by some artificial intelligence or some alien pretending to be a human
@@miguels1334 the fuck gee?
I get a feeling they make videos that are as ridiculous as possible for clickbait and views. They're trying to be HowToBasic, but with zero self awareness.
The neighbors probably thought he was having a breakdown when he was recording the audio for this video.
Wouldn't they have been right?
Just depends on who your neighbors are I suppose. My neighbors don't mind me yelling about 5-Minute Crafts in the morning.
This video and how his voice kept escalating reminds me of that video where Gigguk reviews that one anime while eating hot sauce. Even almost sounds like him at some points.
IS THAT A SANS BIDOOF WHAT
"Did you know saw you can saw a Dinosaur in half?"
This video almost killed me, and I would have died happily. Anything that has me laughing so hard that I stop breathing and start tasting blood when I cough has earned whatever sacrifice it demands.
Therapist: barbie hanger Isn't real, is not going to hurt you
Barbie hanger: be strong, be strong for *M O T H E R*
(Oh my god, thank i guys for the likes!)
lmao. I'm afraid to sleep after seeing that.
yes honey,if you grow up and go to colledge you can be just like your barbie doll hangers
@Aniljit Kaur "its time to go out honey,go get something nice to wear from your wardrobe"
"(cries) but mom i dont want to go to my wardrobe,barbies gonna scratch me again...
Idk if you watch anime but that really sound like luck from black clover
\__________0__________/
Dinosaur cork: RAWR
Him: "That's a funny looking goat"
He sounds like he’s slowly losing his mind with every hack
why are there so many gacha creators in the comments of this video you're the 10th one
He is
Why do i see you everywhere
I was
Yep
Out of all of your videos I have seen (which to be honest isn't a lot yet) this is the funniest I've come across. The knife on napkins thing...I thought I was the only one that had an actual physical reaction to such paper product interactions (best name I could come up with for this), where I actually feel it in my teeth. I was laughing so hard at the heavy breathing during the Barbie doll clothes hangar section, the ice cube tray section...the whole thing start to finish was incredible.
5 minute crafts: are you having trouble opening a pickle jar?
*call hulk*
you actually smash the side of the jar and then push up the lid with a screwdriver
Smash the jar instead
He’s trying to be funny by making a play on of the video- leave him be -
CUT OFF A GOATS HEAD AND EAT THEN STILL HAVE TROUBLE OPENING IT
hulk dont open,
HULK SMASH.
“Did you know you can put little figures in the soap... and then they’ll be in the soap...” 🤣
My favorite.
Yasss
It Will lose there color and they Will go to the bottom of the soap:v
HAHAHAHWHWHHAHAH
BOR IM ACTUALLY DIEING AT THIS COMMENT THAT I ALMSOT PISSED MYSELF 💀
5 minutes crafts: *barbie coat hanger*
Me: *confused screaming*
Him: *heavy breathing*
Me: *Loads shotgun*
Lol
@@trashboat-jj9x me: *sues 5 minute crafts*
4:52 like this moment... this genuinely makes me laugh you beautiful human!
“is there a hole in your head?”
*“FILL IT WITH RAMEN”*
YES
The perfect solution
If theres a hole in ur head go to the mirror and see if theres a brain in there before filling it with ramen
Naruto would do that life hack for sure
Oh my god im dying 😭😭
"did you know"
"you can put figures in soap"
*"then they'll be in the soap"*
No. Thx for the life hack!
Edit: I fixed somthing cause it said "the" instead of "thx"
*WAIT WHAT THATS SO EPICCC*
WHAT HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT
*YEAH* THIS IS *GREAT* LIFE *HACK*
Thanks for stealing my comment
My favorite quote from this video:
*Do you want people to think you’re quirky, but not in a fun way?*
okay cool BUT DID YOU KNOW YOU COULD PUT FOOD IN A ICE CUBE TRAY AND THE FOOD WILL BECOME THE SHAPE OF THE ICE CUBE TRAY
@Defne Aktas LMFAO- HAHHAHA
The chopsticks thing is un ironically great, i do this literally all the time and it spares you the trouble of washing your hands every 2 seconds and makes less of a mess for some reason.
No!!! They've brainwashed you!
I'm like 99% sure 5-Minute Crafts is just trolling and seeing how much stupid shit they can tell people to do and get away with it. lmao
They're actually a Ukrainian content farm that tried to use their clout to start pushing pro-Russian narratives but got called out on it and had to stop.
They'll probably try again at some point.
@@ShadowmancerLord Wait. I know they're Ukrainian, but they were doing *Pro-Russian* narratives?
@@nyahnyahson523 Yeah. The company was russia-based from 2004 to 2016, and posted things on their channels such as:
Claiming Ukraine belonged to Russia
Glorifying Stalinist rule
Talking about how great Putin was
Saying that Russia gave Alaska to the US as a gift
And showing how Russian expansion would have them controlling all of Europe, the Middle East, and Asia.
Also a few anti-America videos.
www.lawfareblog.com/biggest-social-media-operation-youve-never-heard-run-out-cyprus-russians
@@ShadowmancerLord Ah I see now. So by hosting the operation within Ukraine they're able to essentially have a political shield against accusations of Russian Influence. That's... Wow.
@@ShadowmancerLord Putin is our Lord
“Do you want a key with a light on it??? Then stick a light to your fucking key!!!”
Hahahaha, that one was my favorite.
Ok
I like it anyway my fav child pretend to be happy about the mug cat
My favorite was "Do you want to keep your clothes dry but also spray water in their direction? You could just not do that, but here's a product that lets you do it anyway."
@@OfCourseIMight fr
"did you know that you can put food in an ice cube tray to make the food the shape of the ice cube tray"
"ok cool"
"But did you know that you can put food in an ice cube tray to make the food the shape of the ice cube tray"
"Ok,cool"
"But did you know you can put food in an ice cube tray to make the food the shape of the ice cube tray?!"
"Ok. Cool."
*"BUT DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN PUT FOOD IN THE ICE CUBE TRAY TO MAKE THE FOOD THE SHAPE OF THE ICE CUBE TRAY?!"*
"ok,cool."
_"but did you know that you can put food in an ice cube tray to make it the shape of the ice cube tray"_
“Did you know that you can put little figures in soap…..and then they’ll be in the soap” I don’t know why but this broke me
Probably cause of the line delivery
Did you know that you can put food in an ice cube tray, then it will be the shape of the ice cube tray?
@@jackjill2394 Ok Cool, But did you know that you can put food in an ice cube tray, and it will be in the shape of the ice cube tray?
@@takenshota546 but what if after putting the food in the ice cube tray to get the food in the shape of the ice cube tray, we cut it in half, attached the suck to it and used it to hold up your phone?
@@jackjill2394 But what if you DON'T want food in the shape of the ice cube tray, well then obviously, you take it out of the ice cube tray, and then flatten it! NO, THERE ARE NO REDUNDANT STEPS HERE, FUCK OFF.
10:03 Dread it. Run from it. The DECAPITATED JAR BEAR arrives all the same.
“Ever struggling to cut your hair?”
*”GET A DANG CHAINSAW!!!”*
BUT 🤭 DID 😯 YOU 👉 KNOW 🤔 YOU 👉 COULD 👀 PUT 👇 FOOD 👅 IN 👇 AN 🤯 ICE 🧊 CUBE 🎲 TRAY 🍽 , TO ✌️ MAKE 🤑 THE 😱 FOOD 👅 THE 😶 SHAPE 🧩 OF 🌟 THE 🔥 ICE 🧊 CUBE 🎲 TRAY?! 🍽 OK, 👍 COOL 😎
@@Casperlasperdasper. But do you know that you can put-
@@Casperlasperdasper. my cat and I had a stroke while try reading this
Farid Noer Hakim good 🤗
*_DOOM OST plays_*
I want a entire channel just dedicated to 5 minute crafts being commented about in this exact way
Would watch
Okay cool, but did you know that you can put food in an ice cube tray to make the food the shape of the ice cube tray?
@@Zakariyasen okay cool, but did you know you can put food in an ice cube tray to make the food the shape of the ice cube tray?
@@tdp_9 Okay cool, but did you know that you can put food in an ice cube tray to make the food the shape of the ice cube tray?
@@Zakariyasen Okay cool, but did you know that you can put food in an ice cube tray to make the food the shape of the ice cube tray?
Phone: dirty
Shoes: dirty
Mind: dirty
5 minute crafts: scrub it with toothpaste
nothing can clean this dirty mind
@@kevbo8882 😂😂👏
4:48
Toilet: broken
Wall: broken
Heart: broken
Fix it with ramen noodles
Hotel? Trivago
After watching and enjoying your videos for some time, I realised I had not seen this masterpiece. Now, Yes your longer videos are wonderful and its obvious that you put a lot of time and effort into making them as great as they are BUT this… listening to a man descend into absolute madness will always be perfection.
Yeah her more unhinged videos are great
"do you hate the idea of baking something that doesn't have a hole in it?"
"is drinking tea normally too boring for you? Then why not add some danger"
*I DIED*
mymy *baking
@@achyuthansanal thankss
5 min crafts in a nutshell:
Hot glue
Glue
Hot glue
Hot glue
Glue
Ice cube tray
Hot glue
Don't forget the dismembered body parts of innocent dolls
@@tidepodpadthai2633 Ah yes, how could we forget that.
y e s
Don’t forget about stealing your kids innocent toys to make crappy life hacks out of them!
Don’t forget the dangerous tools just lying in their house
Imagine seeing someone walk down the street holding a stuffed fox to their ear, a coke bottle sitting on their crotch, and a blue hook slapped to their forehead.
Yeah…
With LEGO shoes
@@aperson1692 lol
We are almost there.
And it would be even funnier if they didn't even wear glasses
“Too hot?”
“Buy this product to get the goddam bowl out of the pot!”
6:26
“Yes child. We need you to pretend to be happy abou the mug cat.” 😂😂😭😂
I mean… I remember this used to be a thing to help encourage children to finish their milk to see the animal at the bottom of the cup… but the animal was made of porcelain and was pre-attached to the cup, it wasn’t a plastic toy lmao
I just gave you the 400ths like enjoy it
Holy fuck it's me EMBER from discord
Well I just told him my discord so he regonize me
A B O U
FINALLY, SOMEONE PUT TOOTHPASTE, IN A LITTLE PORTABLE CONTAINER, THAT I CAN TAKE ANYWHERE, NOW I DON'T HAVE TO HAUL AROUND MY TOOTHPASTE BARREL
I lost it at this one 😂
Best quote of the video.
Or just buy tooth tabs. You can get them in branches of Lush and any zero waste shop. I also used to get travel sized tubes of toothpaste or save an almost empty tube of toothpaste for trips away.
The hair removing one- sugaring is a real thing that people do. Five minute crafts didn’t invent it they just did it really shitty
I mean who never heard of depilation?
That goat cork one actually looks fire though, like if you dont care about whatever goat toy you happen to have for whatever reason and want to make your bottles of wine extra flashy, attaching small heads to the corks like that and painting them looks pretty cool
are you tired but need to drive? ✨saw yourself in half✨
Tried this recently, worked really well since I was driving to the hospital and that’s where the ambulance took me.
And fix it with flex tape
This is great! I use this life hack when I have to but some cast :D
Oh BoI iMmA dO dIs RiT nOw
Can your child not drive yet?
*s a w t h e m i n h a l f*
Me: Gets shot
5 Minute crafts: *fill that hole with noodles and glue*
Magnificent
3:04 RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT IS DONE
FLEX TAPE
Hah
I laughed so hardA
"Finally, someone put toothpaste in a little portable container... so I don't have to haul around my Toothpaste Barrel."
That sentence made me laugh so hard
Gonna be honest 7:51 the dehydrating toothpaste is probably the most useful one on here.
You could do that for going backpacking.
Although there’s already a dedicated product called “toothpaste tables”
Why not just pack the toothpaste tube itself instead?
I once saw a "life hack".
The girl couldn't eat the cereal because she was holding the spoon upside down then she smashed the spoon with a hammer and then ate the cereal.
spoon_lifehack.mp4
I seen that before
Laip hak
In that same video she put ketchup in a book for a bookmark.
Small brain
“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.”
I think what you meant to say was:
Your scientists were so preoccupied castrated ram or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
@@Antony-sb2uv Are you okay? Should I call someone to come pick you up, or...?
Careful, they've got a blood sucking lawyer lol
Jurassic Park guide: "Did you know you could cut a dinosaur in half?"
I don’t know how I even survived without a my little pony floor object.
xD
Which looks suspiciously like a buttplug?
I thought it was a doorstop at first but there's no way that would work.
Not like any of this shit works, but still.
I really want it im a brony
@@floweytheflower4869 nice
"Less than you'd think. Ignorance isn’t stupidity."
Glad to see them doing their part.
The sudden calm voice when talking about toys in soap made me geniunely scared that the life hacks had sucessfully broken Jay's sanity
That specific part gave me flashbacks and if you don’t know why, I’m not going to be responsible for hurting you
4:16
Snowflake
"BUY A LIGHTER" i don't know why but i laughed really hard
So did i
Mhm
Nobody:
5-minutes craft: You're girlfriend died? Add toothpaste on her!
Now, add some ice and put a dino nugget!
What? You forgot their staple: the glue gun!
@@vanroyal244 *instant noodles
And now add your dead dog :)
Tf 😭🤣
I love how he slowly starts to go insane as the video progresses
“Did you know you could put little figures in soap and they’ll be in soap”
*Hmm yes, and I am aware that this floor here is made out of floor*
Underrated comment
The clip happened the same time as I read this
Yes water tastes like water
Yes sugar tastes sweet
Ah, the window is invisible.
This compilation makes 5 Minute Crafts look like a horror movie channel.
Well...it is
It is
Bruh
Always has been
2:47. Wow. They’ve taken stepping on legos to another level
You will only grow taller when you step on Legos with these shoes
@@bananabread3360 underrated
They are stepping on the legos without even stepping on the legos.
Someone else said at least no one will dare to step on you
In soviet Russia, lego step on you!
LOL I love that when you actually go to the ice cube hacks video, there's a bunch of comments that say 'DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN PUT FOOD IN AN ICE CUBE TRAY TO MAKE THE FOOD THE SHAPE OF THE ICE CUBE TRAY!?!'
“Did you know you could put things and soap...and they’d be in soap”
✨The more you know✨
Put things “and”soap?
Did u know u could put food in is cube trays and get the shape
@@FUZZYXD2
put food in an ice tray to give them the shape of an ice tray
@@FUZZYXD2
put food in an ice cube tray to give them the shape of an ice cube tray
@@HiCringe put food in an ice tray to get food in the shape of an ice tray
I get the “lime thing” though - that one is good for people with arthritis. My grandfather legit can’t squeeze lemons. *gets passed a note* Wait, what do you mean squeezing the garlic press uses the same hand muscles? Dammit!
Pretty sure there are lemon-lime presser out there
Dang, if only they sold lime juice. Like, in a bottle. What a world that would be. Oh well.
I think the garlic press makes it much easier tho
@@davidecarusone3333 using the lime presser you can get up to 40% more juice from the same piece of lime
@@henrycooper3431 oh cool, I didn't know lime presses existed
Or garlic pressers, for that matter
This is the only time ive heard the "pansexual means being attracted to pans" joke be actually funny and im genuinely impressed
I love your pfp!
Uncle Roger says that a lot 😂😂
Same. Tho the jokes about omni- like no no no thats straight up offensive.
Love pfp and I'm pan too and this is the 2nd one the 1st one is "what I think Pansexuals are:" then it shows a girl licking a pan LOL
I would always tell that joke to my pansexuql friend for jokes and she’d make a comeback of saying a joke to me of how im gay-
Around "Do you hate plates that have no dinosaurs?" my laugh attack got so bad I had to pause the video and wipe my eyes.
“Do you want your shirt to be waterproof?”
*BUY A WATERPROOF SHIRT!*
Just do that kids (not as a life hack but you want it)
Okay
That’s my favorite life hack
At 0:29 is Jay Exci gay?
@@cytronknight3884 its a drawing, stop asking that,Like its important
The dislikes are the people that actually do these hacks.
And make themselves think it's helpful
Yep XD
Wait... Does anyone ACTUALLY do these hacks? Isn't it a legend? 😨
No, the dislikes are the ones that don't like his vulgar language!
And if they don't they just have mental problems by disliking this
Is your house too dirty?
pUt AlL tHe fUrNiTuRe iN A cOntAInEr!!
@Yao LI TAO Is your container very dirty from putting the furniture? Throw them all out!
This a joke
@Yao LI TAO tip: put the container in a container
Still dirty? Redo the tip
I like to come back to this vid every so often . it realy helps me with the sound of somebody's decent into madness.
thanks to jay exci I will always associate the feeling of slowly losing my mind to the insanity of the internet with the phrase "did you know you could put food in a ice cube tray"