Awful Summer Life Hacks (life hacks by Blossom)

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  • @absoluteacehole4188
    @absoluteacehole4188 4 ปีที่แล้ว +809

    Being tracked by the IRS?
    Pool Noodle.

  • @brotatochip3238
    @brotatochip3238 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11365

    new life hack:
    don’t have a condom
    use a pool noodle

    • @marksilla8276
      @marksilla8276 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      😂😂😂 LMAO

    • @Elleander1
      @Elleander1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +456

      To be fair, if you were to pull out a pool noodle during sexy time that would make for better contraceptive than Crocs with socks.

    • @slothz5063
      @slothz5063 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      she will thank you later*

    • @nacho8070
      @nacho8070 5 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      More useful if you've a small dick like me😎

    • @SilveryBlue1010
      @SilveryBlue1010 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@nacho8070 oh my- 😂😂😂

  • @ajaxlewis7664
    @ajaxlewis7664 5 ปีที่แล้ว +927

    My friend: "I can't afford my anti depressants this month, could you help me out and lend....."
    Me: Hands over a pool noodle

    • @kylelawsuit6356
      @kylelawsuit6356 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ajax Lewis or you could just scream 😏

    • @redryder4776
      @redryder4776 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is a great comment

    • @delsinyman3300
      @delsinyman3300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "What is this supposed to do?" "It's your new friend"

  • @CindyDijkema
    @CindyDijkema 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1421

    how to make a pool noodle:
    1. take 2 pool noodles
    2. cut them in half
    3. put them together
    4. you have a pool noodle!

    • @commandercat10
      @commandercat10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Neat idea

    • @rylanmetors473
      @rylanmetors473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      You can use the scraps to make another pool noodle! Great life hack 10/10!

    • @mrspooks3698
      @mrspooks3698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@rylanmetors473 we dont talk about that.

    • @PilotTurtle
      @PilotTurtle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      My thanks you made my summer even better but it’s not even summer yet

    • @phobepotatoegirlpretty5774
      @phobepotatoegirlpretty5774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      3. Now you have 2 pool noodles

  • @waluigicultmember2539
    @waluigicultmember2539 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2903

    Life hack: Don't have a pool noodle?
    *Use a pool noodle*

    • @tacticstonk4740
      @tacticstonk4740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Big brain time

    • @b3nl555
      @b3nl555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      "Modern problems require modern solutions."

    • @smokeyspy
      @smokeyspy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Waluigi is god

    • @nottengen9178
      @nottengen9178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@smokeyspy Oh god oh fuck, Waluigi I promised I payed my tax. Please dont throw me in the sun Waluigi-Sama

    • @BrandonBreakfast
      @BrandonBreakfast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But if you don't have one, how could you possibly use one?
      (I forgot to mention that in case you didn't know this is a joke and does not deserve a wooosh)

  • @lardlover3730
    @lardlover3730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +961

    “How to make a decorative lamp”
    Step 1: buy a regular lamp from ikea
    Step 2: remove lightbulb
    Congratulations! Your lamp has gone from a functional object to a decoration!

  • @TSBJunkie
    @TSBJunkie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2485

    Here's a wild idea...if you're too lazy to swim, you could use...a pool noodle

    • @dominicvancuyck1799
      @dominicvancuyck1799 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      In this world nobody thinks of rational common solution like an every day human being would, so in retrospect nobody will use a pool noodle

    • @qumi369
      @qumi369 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      :0

    • @mrduke5058
      @mrduke5058 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Technology at it's best. Good job bud. You earn my trust. 🙂

    • @Ganthulu
      @Ganthulu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Impossible.

    • @monkyfunny2171
      @monkyfunny2171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you’re too lazy to swim, you just drown lol

  • @stellathefoxgirl3648
    @stellathefoxgirl3648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    I love how the dog looks concerned when there's a pool noodle on the chair

  • @nothoughtsjustphotosynthesis
    @nothoughtsjustphotosynthesis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1937

    nobody:
    blossom: *makes a flotation device ... out of a flotation device*

    • @sebastiangebala9958
      @sebastiangebala9958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Flotation device-ception

    • @car9472
      @car9472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Thinking quickly, blossom makes a flotation device using nothing but a mesh bag, a pair a scissors, and a flotation device

    • @Q.Brainrot
      @Q.Brainrot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      But...but... YoU caN SIt iN IT!!!!!1!!1

    • @vizthex
      @vizthex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      honestly though

    • @polipix_
      @polipix_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      USELESS FUCKING NOBODY

  • @zer0378
    @zer0378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1764

    Nurse:
    Doc we are losing blood...
    Doc:
    *Get the pool noodle*

    • @dellbelphine304
      @dellbelphine304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      But doctor!

    • @randomnobody3583
      @randomnobody3583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@dellbelphine304 shut up Beatrice hand me more pool noodles

    • @dellbelphine304
      @dellbelphine304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Random Nobody yes sir!

    • @rmts271
      @rmts271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Anime Clips and the tape

    • @orangeimposter6410
      @orangeimposter6410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MadWatcher we only have half a gun

  • @Spruce_
    @Spruce_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2429

    Jokes on you elvis, i watched this video yesterday

    • @Fundsom1
      @Fundsom1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      I watched it after he deleted somehow

    • @grirrat
      @grirrat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      living in the future

    • @BabyRuto
      @BabyRuto 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Yeah I thought I dreamed it for a quick second

    • @chugs6817
      @chugs6817 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Olddeadguy Maybe yt took his vid off?

    • @cameronw1868
      @cameronw1868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@chugs6817 Nah there was an editing problem and the video didn't fill the screen

  • @justabowlofpeanuts5903
    @justabowlofpeanuts5903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    Nurse: “he’s having a heart attack. He might not make it!”
    Doctor: “grab the goddamn pool noodle.”

    • @sylwekflasz7245
      @sylwekflasz7245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "... And shove it down his throat."

    • @minnie21434
      @minnie21434 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Use it as the new heart valve🤣🤣

  • @hidenfn
    @hidenfn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +758

    The next lifehack is to use a pool noodle as an underwater Fleshlight.

    • @fungusman9726
      @fungusman9726 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      hideNxd just do the vacuum life hack

    • @hidenfn
      @hidenfn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@fungusman9726 haha pretty much

    • @alexanderokak5112
      @alexanderokak5112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      That sounds more useful than the ones in the video tbh

    • @xx-sof-xx
      @xx-sof-xx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      But pool noodles are tough to hold underwater. I don't think they'd be easy to use as an *underwater* fleshlight

    • @zebrasnot6819
      @zebrasnot6819 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      it made penis hurting

  • @skipper1919
    @skipper1919 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1350

    Friend: My wife cheated on me and now she wants a divorce. What should I do
    Me: *poolnoodles*

    • @thin_white_duke1
      @thin_white_duke1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Life hack!
      Has your wife left you for a man with bigger pool-noodle?
      Just fill your house with pool-noodles and draw faces on them so you won’t feel lonely.

    • @luken2o223
      @luken2o223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Well boys, we did it... divorcing is no more.

    • @Olivia-ee5nq
      @Olivia-ee5nq 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok boomer

    • @sarahharman9879
      @sarahharman9879 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      11:39 we fuckin pool noodles

    • @mochuyy
      @mochuyy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There's a reason why poolnoodles have holes.

  • @ccanthony887
    @ccanthony887 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1170

    🦀🦀 *THE BLACK BARS ARE GONE* 🦀 🦀

    • @captainawesome0711
      @captainawesome0711 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      At first I thought he was doing a bit about Instagram and then it never ended

    • @ccanthony887
      @ccanthony887 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stupid Idiot ?

    • @teeno_funny
      @teeno_funny 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🦀🦀1080P QUALITY 🦀🦀

    • @stupididiot6993
      @stupididiot6993 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sleekbog I’m just thankful that u used 🦀

    • @madsunz
      @madsunz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sleekbog what black bars

  • @jonathan_q_arbuckle1976
    @jonathan_q_arbuckle1976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    “Hey guys, who’s been having a good summer?”
    *N O N E O F U S.*

    • @mecz3512
      @mecz3512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shit yes

    • @reapershadow2966
      @reapershadow2966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i forgot the seasons exist at this point lol

    • @Petaurista13
      @Petaurista13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Hey guys, who’s been having a good summer?"
      Me, who's stuck in my house for 2 years: *confused animal noises*

    • @laylaluann9541
      @laylaluann9541 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Petaurista13 you actually stayed In your house for 2 years. That's so stupid I was out the whole time.

    • @Petaurista13
      @Petaurista13 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@laylaluann9541 well, kind off. I had no real reason to leave. I've also screwed up work-life balance during summer, but except this these 2 years were quite cool. Better than wasting 2h daily in traffic jam as I do now...

  • @mavinajfan
    @mavinajfan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +879

    Finally a use for the 374 pool noodles I have randomly lying around my house! Yes!

    • @warpath6666
      @warpath6666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      See Elvisgh? Losh ohv peeple has doze stings 😄😄😄😄

    • @whyisblue923taken
      @whyisblue923taken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Can I have some? I can't do any of these life hacks because I don't have pool noodles. I'm stuck at step one.

    • @nate5051
      @nate5051 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Maulen. IDC Florez wtf is a poplnuddle

    • @Rhombusreal
      @Rhombusreal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh hey guy from my math problem

    • @baconeggs3699
      @baconeggs3699 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ogh neouh iyt apprelrs evrgnote hrve a po0o00ol no0dlges

  • @YuTopian
    @YuTopian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +551

    Do you have crippling depression?
    JuSt pUt a PoOL NooDLe On IT

    • @Abedeuss
      @Abedeuss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      More like a pool noose.

  • @craftythio
    @craftythio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1097

    The most essential thing in existence: *poolnoodles*

    • @bom6330
      @bom6330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I mean, they do have their uses.

    • @consumerofbepsi5254
      @consumerofbepsi5254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Water? Food? Screw that shit me n my homies only need pool noodles to live

    • @nickplayz8003
      @nickplayz8003 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Im convinced at this point

    • @manolgeorgiev9664
      @manolgeorgiev9664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Troom troom: *H O T G L U E*

    • @ikefignewton9304
      @ikefignewton9304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@consumerofbepsi5254 When I get home from my murdering spree I crack open a can of some oh-so refreshing pool noodles.

  • @mikifauns
    @mikifauns 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    4:30 THE NOODLES ALREADY ACT AS A FLOATY DEVICE!!! THERE IS NO NEED FOR THIS!!!

  • @vivilamoushca9862
    @vivilamoushca9862 5 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    I can just imagine these people's house:
    all the furniture replaced by pool noodles

    • @chrissiec5541
      @chrissiec5541 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      All of their chair legs are wrapped in pool noodles & capped with tennis balls 😭

    • @krissprout
      @krissprout 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Christen Cloar That honestly sounds like something my nan would do because she does put tennis balls on the bottoms of her chairs already. I just hope she doesn’t come across these types of videos...

  • @lethfuil
    @lethfuil 5 ปีที่แล้ว +487

    I have Pool Noodles, but two problems.
    1. Mine aren't hollow in the middle, and
    2. If I destroy them, what do I use as a Pool Noodle substitute?

    • @FallenStarArt
      @FallenStarArt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      A NOOL POODLE

    • @lethfuil
      @lethfuil 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@FallenStarArt I honestly and full heartedly, love that answer! T_T

    • @loggue8019
      @loggue8019 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pool noodle

    • @agmardelahunt1367
      @agmardelahunt1367 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      A crow bar.

    • @adnaP_esreveR
      @adnaP_esreveR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Get more of them, silly!

  • @Bee0330
    @Bee0330 5 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    When you thought Elvis made a new video, but you realize you have to witness the murders of the pool noodles once more.
    RIP pool noodles 🍝

  • @lakcelakce1650
    @lakcelakce1650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    Me "I think pool noodles are pretty com..."
    Elvis "mocks me"
    Me "what a pool noodle"

    • @TriflingToad
      @TriflingToad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      if you own a pool you will most likely have a pool noodle

    • @spamtongspamton9900
      @spamtongspamton9900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      the only place pool noodles will ever be common is in a second grade gymnasium

  • @ashtton_tapiwa
    @ashtton_tapiwa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    2:26 isn't one of the purposes of a pool to cool you down on a hot day? By the looks of it the sun is shining; it's a perfect pool day

    • @GwyndolinOwO
      @GwyndolinOwO 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      not necessarily. Some people like swimming but it can be hard to do in spring, early summer, and early fall (and winter but it thought that would be somewhat obvious) BUT heating your pool that way isn't the answer. Public pools can be crowded but they make indoor pools that are kept somewhat warm so that people feel comfortable swimming in them all year round. I'm not sure i'd want to swim outside when its a sunny spring day but its only 50 degrees F outside.
      swimming is actually pretty good exercise for your body, and some people use it for physical therapy. but some people ALSO use it to cool down, so its got a few uses.

    • @FestiveRocket
      @FestiveRocket 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MadWatcher What? It's supposed to be retarded?

  • @TehBOBBL3S
    @TehBOBBL3S 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Dad coming up the stairs in a drunken fit of rage after violent rearranging your moms face ? *POOL NOODLE INTENSIFIES*

  • @nedia8259
    @nedia8259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +477

    DIY HACK: did you know a plugged in toaster can double as a bath tub warmer?

    • @spisy6906
      @spisy6906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Pool noodle

    • @PupperTiggle
      @PupperTiggle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      when my mom tried it she got the shock of her Life

    • @mirandathepandakitty1630
      @mirandathepandakitty1630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Can i add a pool noodle I’ve got like 300 lying around

    • @that_tiktoker5139
      @that_tiktoker5139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😆😆😆

    • @Warhawk69
      @Warhawk69 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @carmine last name more like she got shocked out of it😂

  • @CoolUsernameUSA
    @CoolUsernameUSA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    I was going to say that the first one is useful for broke people but then I realized that people who have a pool at their house probably have an extra $17 to buy a floating cooler

    • @ckarts5784
      @ckarts5784 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Let alone to buy 4 pool noodles and a container to spare

    • @domdattah
      @domdattah 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i mean-even if you have the pool at your house, why not save more money instead of spending more for the same job? 😭 if it works, it works-pool noodles are 2 dollars or less, a container you could find for a dollar. 3-5 bucks compared to $17 dollars

    • @thatonesaxophoneguy
      @thatonesaxophoneguy ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@domdattahno he was saying people with a pool most of the time are rich ( Especially in LV where I I'm) so they could get the better working one

  • @MilanNikolic96
    @MilanNikolic96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2107

    Are you hungry but cant afford food?
    Just eat a pool noodle

    • @notandamaniac
      @notandamaniac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      I mean it's a noodle

    • @diobrando9324
      @diobrando9324 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Need cocaine? Jus snort a pool noodle

    • @AParticularlyPointySoldier
      @AParticularlyPointySoldier 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I know this is a joke but If you can afford a pool noddle, you can probably afford some normal Raman noodles.

    • @football4life85
      @football4life85 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      A Particularly Pointy Soldier wow you sound like ur fun at parties

    • @Someone-ji2gm
      @Someone-ji2gm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Milan N. I would recommend boiling them they taste good when boiled

  • @catroll9409
    @catroll9409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +841

    When I was little i just used to eat pool noodles with the gang

    • @romanokoneko
      @romanokoneko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Me too but not realy because im gonna be Alone forever :)

    • @phatcat10101
      @phatcat10101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Damn is that you cat i remember eatin those pool noodles. The green tastes the best

    • @horrendousharvey
      @horrendousharvey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Man the 50s were the best!

    • @phatcat10101
      @phatcat10101 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@horrendousharvey yeah they were great

    • @perosnalspamaccount
      @perosnalspamaccount 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Word

  • @Moo-tq1sk
    @Moo-tq1sk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    Thankyou for removing the black bars Elvis, I can finally get away from my sweatshop without being reminded of my perpetual forced labour behind bars.

    • @ddosyourmother6652
      @ddosyourmother6652 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Did you make this account just to make that joke

    • @Moo-tq1sk
      @Moo-tq1sk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@ddosyourmother6652 surprisingly no, I too wish that one day my days as a sweatshop worker will be nothing but a bad memory.

    • @Moo-tq1sk
      @Moo-tq1sk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Jack Animates I love you too kind sir, unfortunately the only love I receive from my boss is being beaten over the head with the remains of our fellow coworkers.

    • @ddosyourmother6652
      @ddosyourmother6652 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Moo-tq1sk good luck with that

    • @stanely6287
      @stanely6287 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh man, this convo is gold

  • @autumnboone8400
    @autumnboone8400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I can't stand when my dirt gets dirty
    Blossom:
    *POOL NOODLE*

  • @CatfishTape
    @CatfishTape 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Man. I could really use a sponge, but all I have are pool noodles. Time to absorb my spilled cyanide with pool noodles

  • @SirMrMilo
    @SirMrMilo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    Dont want to get seen cheating?
    *USE A POOL NOODLE*

    • @judah_weiryoutube6477
      @judah_weiryoutube6477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Fill it with concrete for bonus damage

    • @samuelpadva4583
      @samuelpadva4583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@judah_weiryoutube6477 r/cursedcoments

    • @chickastley8805
      @chickastley8805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pool noodle mask

    • @me4tgr1ndr
      @me4tgr1ndr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Want to murder your husband for cheating on you with a pool noodle?
      Use a pool noodle

  • @wob3786
    @wob3786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +454

    Elvis: "I dont have pool noodles"
    Also Elvis: *has pool noodles*

    • @p6n7l
      @p6n7l 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      he bought them for this video

    • @rikkowastaken
      @rikkowastaken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Interesting profile picture...

    • @rademanmorgan8177
      @rademanmorgan8177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Person with a functional brain: "I don't have a pool noodle but I need one"
      Also person: *buys a pool noodle*

    • @spiritbx1337
      @spiritbx1337 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@p6n7l So... he has pool noodles...

    • @stwinkbug
      @stwinkbug 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rikkowastaken stfu weeb

  • @desmondcrowley4499
    @desmondcrowley4499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    This might be the best comment section I've seen.
    I'll never look at a pool noodle without the respect it deserves again.

    • @Gimdxtr
      @Gimdxtr 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't remember the last time I laughed this much at a Comment section.

  • @brose.03
    @brose.03 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1605

    Why should America elect a pool noodle as president in 2020?
    It’ll keep the economy afloat.
    Okay I’ll leave now.

    • @delsinyman3300
      @delsinyman3300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Don't I need more

    • @doomi_nukem
      @doomi_nukem 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      more puns

    • @chsmothie6584
      @chsmothie6584 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Give us more

    • @brose.03
      @brose.03 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Okay, since you guys insist. Categories? Dark humor or kid-friendly humor?

    • @doomi_nukem
      @doomi_nukem 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@brose.03 kid friendly

  • @frigidpvp8975
    @frigidpvp8975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    I told you I'd be back when we got some more pixels!

  • @Sarahizahhsum
    @Sarahizahhsum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    The steps to make a perfect life hack:
    1. Butcher a very useful object.
    2. Sew some random material onto it/hot glue the fuck out of it.
    3. Watch as it collapses under you.
    4. Regret every poor decision you've ever made.
    5. End up buying it online for literally $1.

    • @fraeni90
      @fraeni90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You forgot hot glue

    • @Sarahizahhsum
      @Sarahizahhsum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fraeni90 Updated. Thanks for the feedback.

  • @zeal.512
    @zeal.512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    His dog in the window on the right at 6:09 is just like:
    "Elvis what are you doing now..."
    😂

  • @crewposter6726
    @crewposter6726 5 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Can’t afford top ramen?
    Just boil some pool noodles and slurp them up!

  • @anonyninja7737
    @anonyninja7737 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    When I was younger, we used to own a fairly large, circular shaped above-ground swimming pool - around 5 feet deep. We purchased 2 very large BLACK plastic tarps, and glued them together with hot glue. We would then lay the tarp over the pool to where it touched almost all of the water surface but still kinda hang on the sides of the pool. After a few hours of letting the black tarp sit on that pool water, it would heat that water up WAY better than one would think. In fact, that black plastic tarp got HOT TO THE TOUCH. In all honesty, it was a GREAT and CHEAP way to keep that pool as warm as we wanted. I sometimes wonder what would happen if you spray painted the outside of an above ground pool flat black.

  • @busted_battery-7723
    @busted_battery-7723 5 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    9:30
    Goddamn they knocked their kid off the bed just to show their life hack

    • @HansBjorgman
      @HansBjorgman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yikes... these people. Anything for views.

    • @FallenDaffodil
      @FallenDaffodil 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Bold of you to assume they didn't kidnap that child to sacrifice it to the life hack gods.

    • @benedettaiorio1193
      @benedettaiorio1193 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      FALL JIMMY, FALL FROM THE BED.

    • @minie.t7156
      @minie.t7156 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤔 Umm...isnt a pool noodles perpose to float anyway? Why did she cut a bag just to attach floaty things to make exactly 😂😂

    • @neversafefromwaluigi8853
      @neversafefromwaluigi8853 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@benedettaiorio1193 wait don't fall! *Turns on the camera* now fall!

  • @hmuga111
    @hmuga111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    When the surgeon forgot the anesthetic - NURSE GET THE POOL NOODLE

  • @okhenry2
    @okhenry2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    New life hack: replace one of your DNA bars with a pool noodle

    • @therealspaghetti208
      @therealspaghetti208 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      a polarbear noodle man. His one weakness is blossom

  • @hiddenflare6169
    @hiddenflare6169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    ‘When you have a pool noodle fetish and you find out about these life hacks.’
    “It’s so beautiful.”😭

  • @what7715
    @what7715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    but elvish ?! I have pool n0o0odeles I tyghink pool noodles are veureaht common everybody hgas a pool noodele elvishgr

  • @Sakura-uv5up
    @Sakura-uv5up 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    The moral of the story is: Pool noodles solve everything.
    *Why.*
    Edit: “What’s 9+10??”
    “Pool noodle.”

  • @StuffyMc
    @StuffyMc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    Karen took the kids?
    Get a POOL NOODLE

    • @elferson
      @elferson 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      i forgot that people made those jokes

    • @LostAutopilot
      @LostAutopilot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hey it's me Karen I'm back to take your pool noodle

    • @yourmom415
      @yourmom415 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LostAutopilot FuCk YoU KaReN!!!!

    • @rafaeltrivino1790
      @rafaeltrivino1790 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Batwoman took all my pool noodles.

    • @yourmom415
      @yourmom415 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rafaeltrivino1790 Fuck thats rough man.

  • @owasumi6151
    @owasumi6151 5 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    Do they have a video about making a flesh light out of a pool noodle?
    Asking for a friend

    • @rydemk4168
      @rydemk4168 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It would break in 30 seconds

    • @owasumi6151
      @owasumi6151 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@rydemk4168 no I- MY friend won't last 30 seconds

    • @aurellianarujan6226
      @aurellianarujan6226 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Flesh? Cannibal

    • @AkinlabiStClair
      @AkinlabiStClair 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@aurellianarujan6226 hotel?
      Trivago

  • @appleslice4412
    @appleslice4412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Me: * has minor inconvenience*
    Blossom: *poolnoodle*

    • @drunkenroundtable
      @drunkenroundtable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      For a second there, I thought that said "has minor incontinence" Bet you could still use a pool noodle though

  • @mattiedyess9817
    @mattiedyess9817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The best part about this video is your doggo wanting lovins. 🥰

  • @Kapin05
    @Kapin05 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Here at Blossom, we solve problems no-one has using supplies no-one has in a way that doesn't even work

  • @LtJason20
    @LtJason20 5 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    7:36
    "Spread dem cheeks!"
    -Sarah the wife.

    • @dominicvancuyck1799
      @dominicvancuyck1799 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I didn't even notice she said that until you pointed it out.

    • @crow3467
      @crow3467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      my name's Sarah lol

    • @nottengen9178
      @nottengen9178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@crow3467 r/nobodyasked

    • @crow3467
      @crow3467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nottengen9178 nice name

    • @nottengen9178
      @nottengen9178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@crow3467 sorry for the other comment, I was drunk and putting hateful comments. Thanks.

  • @MistyGee
    @MistyGee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    You deserve more than 920k subs. Your content is hilarious

  • @T0xxziica
    @T0xxziica 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love how generally concerned his dog is when he kicked the chair.

  • @ps2nishiki
    @ps2nishiki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Blossom: *Goes to pool shop*
    Cashier: How can I help you?
    Blossom: i’ll tAke yoUR eNtIRe sToCk.

    • @gnol89
      @gnol89 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cashier: of what?

    • @ps2nishiki
      @ps2nishiki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Blossom: Ohh, The pool noodles!

  • @MusetheInsomniac
    @MusetheInsomniac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    “Who has an X-acto knife just lying around?!”
    *Raises hand.*
    “Graphic designers don’t count.”
    *Puts hand down.*

    • @BamBam_TYM
      @BamBam_TYM 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      1 dolor at stores

    • @Spiran_SphereHunter
      @Spiran_SphereHunter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I own one as well, I use it for model kits ^_^

    • @arxsaur
      @arxsaur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i own one, since i usually do washi tape art n shit

    • @stinacorbett2375
      @stinacorbett2375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I felt that

    • @evilimpressario705
      @evilimpressario705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ok boomer

  • @jackhughes1741
    @jackhughes1741 5 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    *Car literally falls into shit leaving the garage*
    "Honey?"
    "Yeah?"
    "Wheres all the pool noodles? The car is broken again."

    • @randomshyte9989
      @randomshyte9989 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just replace the drive shaft and the drivetrain with pool noodles

    • @KiraDeLespass
      @KiraDeLespass 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This gave me supersuit vibes-

  • @BrakeTV-
    @BrakeTV- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    11:18 the dog is like "wtf are you doing"😂😂😂
    Nice video man

  • @kdariver8411
    @kdariver8411 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    9:24 such a powerful image

    • @on37vn94
      @on37vn94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      S u c c

  • @speedysnoopyy
    @speedysnoopyy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2350

    fortnite

    • @scrapsthealligator5487
      @scrapsthealligator5487 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Aww you beat me to it

    • @balderdash14
      @balderdash14 5 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      So funny! You said what he told you not to say! Such a comedic genius.

    • @mssophiad03
      @mssophiad03 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That's pretty spot on

    • @soup_fetcher_boi
      @soup_fetcher_boi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Your name doesn't lie

    • @DEEJAYisAWESOME
      @DEEJAYisAWESOME 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Now type it as if it was a Pootie Tang quote

  • @sungjoohwang4355
    @sungjoohwang4355 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    The moment when you got excited Elvis uploaded a new fresh video

    • @poopikins
      @poopikins 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Reupload

    • @primetio3480
      @primetio3480 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That moment when you get sad Elvis re uploaded this video from yesterday

    • @DontTalk2Me
      @DontTalk2Me 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@primetio3480 ikr

    • @sungjoohwang4355
      @sungjoohwang4355 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I said I got, not I am

  • @babyJes444
    @babyJes444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    *I'm sad in the hospital right now, and you're making me laugh!!*

  • @noahlat8478
    @noahlat8478 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    *Thank you for fixing the aspect ratio*

    • @exzisd
      @exzisd 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      480p Elvis was better! I think he must have taken it down and reuiploaded with a pool noodle on his wifi router.

  • @bryanmartinez6600
    @bryanmartinez6600 5 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    Wish be like
    Arm Floats
    $0.97❌
    $0.05 ✅

    • @america5861
      @america5861 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Why would you ever think this is funny?

    • @bryanmartinez6600
      @bryanmartinez6600 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@america5861 same way a blind person can only understand dark jokes

    • @n3zdraw
      @n3zdraw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Nah, more like
      Arm Floats
      $0.05 ✔️ $0.97 ✖️ "plus 92¢ shipping and handling"

    • @FixedFace
      @FixedFace 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      America why don’t you get it?

  • @HomTolland69
    @HomTolland69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    The way he says "It even has cupholders" at 4:48 completes my life.

    • @bdycountz
      @bdycountz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Even says "big daddy" on the side

    • @robertcortez4956
      @robertcortez4956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Domino “You can probably fuck on this thing!”

  • @Allosaurus-ov7vp
    @Allosaurus-ov7vp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is 13 minutes of Elvis having existential dread over pool noodles, and I love it

  • @rnpola9408
    @rnpola9408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    nobody:
    literally no one:
    Blossom: ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY POOL NOODLE

    • @polipix_
      @polipix_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      adding nobody in front of a meme doesn’t make it funny.

    • @southernyankees8621
      @southernyankees8621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pikato chill its a joke if it’s not funny you don’t have to harass people

    • @bbqbunger2350
      @bbqbunger2350 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      pikato but sometimes it does

    • @legomyeggo4121
      @legomyeggo4121 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@polipix_ You wouldn't get it.

  • @edelleaa
    @edelleaa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    9:15 - Elvis with his giant green alien d
    couldn't help myself

    • @xoxoxoxo7667
      @xoxoxoxo7667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don't have enough money to buy a dildo?
      JUST USE A PÖÕL NØŌDLÉ

    • @seraphimxvoid7633
      @seraphimxvoid7633 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@xoxoxoxo7667 bigger anyway

  • @thebigyis3441
    @thebigyis3441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Nobody:
    The comment section: POOL NOODLES POOL NOODLES POOL NOODLES

    • @burningfish156
      @burningfish156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Want assistance with making a meme?
      *pool noodle*

    • @tonka-9
      @tonka-9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What's god?
      POOL NODLE

  • @thetwistedsavant5821
    @thetwistedsavant5821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love these videos.
    "Do you have a pool but have zero desire to do anything involving a pool?!?"
    And always seeing that ONE person who says "Well it's supposed to be cheap alternatives for people who don't have a lot of money!" but we all know that the $10 you spend on pool noodles and Exacto-knives you can buy something already made to solve whatever problem you need fixed. (Even though it's not even a real problem in the first place.)

  • @Nezziemonster
    @Nezziemonster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Honestly, you're more likely to have a pool noodle than an actual pool.

  • @freesample4353
    @freesample4353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Pool noodle vs 2020
    “Our duel will be legendary”

  • @skirdus367
    @skirdus367 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Inb4 Blossom cures cancer using only a pool noodle and an exacto knife

    • @Stark-Raving
      @Stark-Raving 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean if everyone's dead cancer isnt an issue...

  • @maryellen9503
    @maryellen9503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh this channel is a fantastic binge. I am laughing hysterically - I don't feel like I've laughed this hard for a month. POOOOOOL NOOOOOOODLE!

  • @Theosyion
    @Theosyion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    Almost at 1 mil, maybe you should do a face reveal.

    • @vertical7747
      @vertical7747 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      You’re getting ahead of yourself man, I think it’s better to take it slow and do a voice reveal

    • @yourpersonalflotationdevice
      @yourpersonalflotationdevice 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Maybe a hand reveal

    • @Michael-pd8ez
      @Michael-pd8ez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      foot reveal

    • @galaxyrose4334
      @galaxyrose4334 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Pool noodle reveal ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @doomi_nukem
      @doomi_nukem 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      elbow reveal

  • @AtChiaPet
    @AtChiaPet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    When you have creativity but you don’t have a creative idea on TH-cam

    • @skull_party13
      @skull_party13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Every life hack channel ever

  • @LeeAllanSpades
    @LeeAllanSpades 4 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    In defense, and it might be a rather loose defense, pool noodles can be found at basically every dollar store in the country, making them MILES cheaper than most of the options on amazon.

    • @blancturtle7762
      @blancturtle7762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I tried it and it works thanks 🥂

    • @M3RCYYONE
      @M3RCYYONE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Man I wish my country had water

    • @scorch2155
      @scorch2155 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      so far everything in the video are extremely cheap items you can find like you said, anywhere and are significantly cheaper then the professional stuff. and most Life Hacks involve having to do a bit of work and spend a small amount of money. never seen one that expected you to just randomly have things laying around and outside of the pool heating thing these all seem to work and are way way way cheaper then the normal products so id say they qualify as a Life Hack.

    • @M3RCYYONE
      @M3RCYYONE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Armandas purvinis fucking genius

    • @DigitalEWhore
      @DigitalEWhore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah I agree. I can spend like a dollar and use pretty much any container. I could see the floating coolers being nice if you have a pool that you use a lot, or you have a lot of BBQs or something, but for the amount i use a pool yeah pool noodle is far cheaper

  • @caustic3014
    @caustic3014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That “oh I have pool noodles” part made me laugh so god damn hard and keep up the great content

  • @ReadObituaries
    @ReadObituaries 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    The pool noodle on the bed actually does work. They don’t need something like a wall- they just need something to touch. Once they touch the noodle, they subconsciously stop rolling. They haven’t learnt to feel the edge of the bed in their sleep yet.
    I also use the “pool noodles in the boots” thing

    • @worldclasschocolatecake4475
      @worldclasschocolatecake4475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      da fuck

    • @fnafinatic09
      @fnafinatic09 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Have a broken and/or non existant rib cage?
      Shove a pool noodle up your butt!

    • @highadmiraljt5853
      @highadmiraljt5853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Don’t have enough money to get an abortion?
      *use a pool noodle*

    • @connorledbetter9489
      @connorledbetter9489 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Splish splash yo opinion is trash.

    • @setlerking
      @setlerking 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Boots thing is a + from me too. It’s cheaper to just cut up an old pool noodle than buying some overpriced thing when the cheaper one is just as good

  • @Subscriberswithtwovideos-gr6tk
    @Subscriberswithtwovideos-gr6tk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    At this point, I don’t even know if i’m breathing properly

    • @Famcebok
      @Famcebok 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ok

  • @MK-lk7nc
    @MK-lk7nc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    2:35 - Legend has it people are still slicing the crap out of their hands to this day.

  • @damianlegion8455
    @damianlegion8455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    6:09 OMG ELVIS!
    WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?
    If you try their stuff they win. That's the game, to see how many people can be tricked into trying those stuff.
    XD

  • @anabsolutedirtbag442
    @anabsolutedirtbag442 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Elvis: *kicks chair leg*
    Elvis' Dog: what have i done

  • @dqverify6797
    @dqverify6797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I actually used a pool noddle for a “hack!” (Actually two pool noodles.)
    We bought loft beds for our daughters, which were great, but the ladders (and beds) were metal. So the rings of the ladders were these rather narrow bars, which weren’t comfortable for our girls to climb up and down on.
    I went and bought two pool noodles, cut them into pieces the length/width of the rings, and then slit them down the middle so I could fit them right over the rings. I used double-sided tape on the rings to keep the noodles from slipping, and a strip of the same tape to “close” the slit in the noodles.
    It worked great, and since pool noodles come in so many colors I was able to get them to match the bedding. Plus they’re only like a dollar or two each.
    I honestly can’t think of anything else I might ever use a pool noodle for, but they covered those rings really well and made the ladders way more comfortable in our daughters’s sweet little feet. They lasted a long time, too, but the great thing is that even if they’d fallen apart after six months who cares? They’re so cheap.
    (Note, though, that I had to go buy pool noodles. Because most people do not have them just lying around the house.)

    • @burningfish156
      @burningfish156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I guess Blossom can have working life hacks S O M E T I M E S.

  • @ryanyang360
    @ryanyang360 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Life hacks videos:
    Don't use a flex tape
    Use a pool noodle
    Phil Swift: Am I a joke to you?

    • @mikeoxlong1395
      @mikeoxlong1395 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      No, Phil... YOU MAKE ME ANGRY, PHIL...

    • @delsinyman3300
      @delsinyman3300 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I saw my chainsaw with pool noodles!

  • @chelseylin6724
    @chelseylin6724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Am I the only one dying when he was replying in the comment section about the pool noodles?!? 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @SGredblitz
    @SGredblitz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    new life hack:
    don’t have a gag or cloth for those pesky witnesses
    use a pool noodle

    • @childbeater6973
      @childbeater6973 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      what anime ur profile pic 😳😳😳😩😩😩😩😩😩🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤😱😱😱😖😖😖😻😻😻😈😈😈🙈🙊

    • @JoeyTDoesThings
      @JoeyTDoesThings 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The thought of a hostage scenario with people tied up with pool noodles is impossible to take seriously.

    • @JoeyTDoesThings
      @JoeyTDoesThings 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Child Beater69 delete this comment

    • @sanes1140
      @sanes1140 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Interesting profile picture you got there

    • @childbeater6973
      @childbeater6973 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JoeyTDoesThings delete my fingers and hands

  • @JoaoPedro-sh4cp
    @JoaoPedro-sh4cp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    from the same directors of "put it in rice" now we present you... "Shove a pool noodle everywhere"

  • @dosentgetyourjokes8317
    @dosentgetyourjokes8317 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I’ve already watched this before but I’ll watch it agian

  • @KypForPresident
    @KypForPresident 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Elvis Dog is the silet star of this video.
    I remember we used to have this poolnoodle-car-door-stopper-thingy in our garage, when I lived with my parents. That is the only really usefull "lifehack" with a poolnoddle. Its a bit tricky to get stuck to the wall, but once you do that is a relief in a tight garage.

  • @sawyerthorne4837
    @sawyerthorne4837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    Actually Elvis everyone has pool doodles m, it’s very common to have a pool noodle

    • @k.o5919
      @k.o5919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      *Actually, I-*

    • @Not._here..
      @Not._here.. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      If you have a pool

    • @gnol89
      @gnol89 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ya Boi no

    • @Sipstic
      @Sipstic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You forgot the 7 typos and Elvishfbhs at the end

    • @Not._here..
      @Not._here.. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gnol89 wow great argument. You should join a debate club or something

  • @laidback6154
    @laidback6154 5 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    Are you a cop and prisoners keep escaping from their cells?
    Solution:
    Replace the cell bars for pool noodles 👍😂

    • @confusedaf1112
      @confusedaf1112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I hate to be that person.
      But cops don't watch prisoners.
      Prison guards do.

    • @laidback6154
      @laidback6154 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Your Neighborhood Friendly Bernkastel/Mariuteau.........y-yeah......I-I know 😔

    • @hoonterofhoonters6588
      @hoonterofhoonters6588 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Life hack, approve the death penalty. Oh yeah!

    • @johncycal7020
      @johncycal7020 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@hoonterofhoonters6588 wasting too much eletricity with a death chair??
      Just hang them to death with a pool noodle

    • @confusedaf1112
      @confusedaf1112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Epic Yeas

  • @Unsavory
    @Unsavory 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Oh man I really thought I had missed out on an episode yesterday, that's what I get for not immediately clicking on an Elvis vid.

    • @groog
      @groog 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well aren’t you lucky

    • @superiorcomicfan
      @superiorcomicfan 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      But this is the video from yesterday it's just a re upload because the original one had black bars

  • @tygerinthenight3255
    @tygerinthenight3255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Not gonna lie. My family actually does use pool noodles as bumpers for sharp edges on furniture and places where my dad stubs his toes alot. It does work to baby proof (Or clumsy old man proof) a house. Its cheaper than buying a bunch of baby proofing stuff.
    You cut it up into like six inch sections then slice it down one side, then make two cuts into that side so you can pull out a triangle without splitting the segment in two. Then you fold it into a right angle and glue or melt it together. You end up with an albeit not very aesthetic corner cushion, but something that will keep a toddler from giving themselves a head injury on your table.

  • @Scrapegoat
    @Scrapegoat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    They’ve had towels with straps for decades. They’re like $4.

  • @Keegan8311
    @Keegan8311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I can't remember the last time I've laughed so hard :D You're a treasure,keep doing what you're doing, I love it :D
    P.S. Pool Noodle :D

  • @zaza445
    @zaza445 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    *There is no god, only pool noodle*

    • @delsinyman3300
      @delsinyman3300 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Then wait God would be called "pog"

    • @youknowme2295
      @youknowme2295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      God is a pool noodle

    • @b3nl555
      @b3nl555 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Facts

    • @Felinefacade
      @Felinefacade 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't have a god? Worship a pool noodle.

  • @brackenseely3175
    @brackenseely3175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This brought the strangest memory of the pool noodle my Dad attached below our patio. It was actually a God-send, since all of us are tall and hit our heads on that corner all the time