@TheVagolfer 2003: "Kids should be able to handle violence in schools.. I'm not worried about guns in school." 2018 countless school shootings later... i cant tell if this has aged well or not
Yea, me and Teresa have been together for over 35 years, and we constantly get that question "why don't u guys have any children?" And they don't understand when we start laughing our ASSES off- WHY?? - even if you're NOT a RELIGIOUS FANATIC, or have ever read the book of REVELATIONS, does anyone have any idea how fucked up this world is gonna be 50 or 60 years from now??
Yet another reason why I LOVED this man! He did not tell people what they wanted to hear! He told them the way things really were, whether they liked it or not!
I don't understand why people put pictures of their kids on social media. Worse is they show the kid's face. Imagine being 3 and already having a bunch of dickwads gawking at your ugly chocolate cake covered mug and saying comments that they wouldn't have the balls to say to your face. And all of this is so that pathetic schmuck who calls themselves your parent can show you off and feel adequate amongst other low-frequency status-obsessed people like having kids is some kind of fucking game, like you're some kind of luxury possession by virtue of the face that you're under the age of 13. Keep these unfortunate youngsters out of public view until they have the brain capacity to do things of their own accord.
Aw fuck! You couldn't be anymore correct on this comment. I've seen this little girl on a TH-cam vlog that looked and acted as if social media were a child. Makes me want to puke in my soup!
"What the hell is a "professional" nanny? Nanny. That's enough. Simple. People use extra words when they want things to sound more important than they really are." Geroge Carlin :D
Beautiful statement! It’s not about the self preservation that not having a kid provides, we are not that selfish! Although only worrying about yourself is priceless, we the non multiplayers actually care about the environment a lot more than the overcrowding pussy popping breeders! Don’t take me wrong... Humans are alright, I choose to believe, in its majority, but there’s a good portion not worthy of existence, why gamble? That’s my way of trying to inspire someone to adopt a child!
I just hate it how nowadays right-wingers dismissively and pejoratively call him a marxist.. when marx himself referred to leftists like George as childish and naive. bullshit way of labeling him as his ideas were far more coherent an enlightened than any bullshit that any right winger spews today
@@repoman182 agreed. However I haven't heard many on the right call him that. If anything he wasn't either. More like call it like he seen it. His book brain droppings said it all
Of course, he's absolutely right. I often think parents do all this managing and pushing for two reasons. #1: Because they feel guilty for not being there for them and #2: Because they are all trying to be better parents than their parents were. If you want to be a better parent, the only thing that really matters is to connect with your children. SEE them. LISTEN to them. They are individuals from the moment they're born. Get to know THEM. And accept and love them for what they are, no matter what that is. Every child has a good and a bad. Focus on the good parts of their personality and discourage the bad parts. But don't ignore it. It's part of who they are. Also, set a good example. Parents are a child's first teachers. Teach them well.
Well being of the children is quite different of the overvaluation. Children without limit has no future... All the process of civilization is the learning that you can not do everything.
Thank god I heard this because it's 2019 and now I can finally pretend to be retroactively offended by dialogue that still resembles the current era in which we live.
"Don't give me that weak $hit: Well I love my Children! F**K YOU!!! EVERYBODY loves their children, doesn't make you special." This gets me everytime!!! Lol
George Carlin often spoke very fondly of both Shining Time Station and Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends. And is one of the few shows he enjoyed being a part of. Mostly because he wanted to show the world a different side of him.
I don’t have kids but I agree with this segment. What makes it even funnier is that Mr. Conductor is telling the truth about children and doesn’t care what anyone has to say about it. In addition, George Carlin had a daughter and he still wasn’t afraid to speak the truth. 😂
Makes me question on why they chose him as Mr. C on Shining Time Station when he was talking shit about kids in this act. I’m mean don’t get me wrong he was great on Thomas/Shining Time Station but it does leave you questioning.
"Today's kids are way too soft." Shit George, it is probably a blessing to you to not have to listen to the pathetic pansies of today. What's worse is when some so called adults validate it.
They're all completely overprotected or completely neglected. I'm not the "hurr everything was better in the past" type, but when I was a child, not that long ago, there sure were a lot less ridiculously overprotective parents that don't let their child do anything and neglectful single parents where the child has no supervision or love and is basically just ignored.
@Vladimir_Bone Spur_tRump oh fuck you, I'm medically fine in the weight department, and yes I listen to music all day but what teenager didn't, before laptops it was cassettes before cassettes radios, I have friends, and I'm nothing if I don't have an imagination, but I suppose this is wasted on you anyway.
A Speaker Of The Truth. A Funny & Very Intelligent Man. Thanks for sharing. If there is a Heaven he will be there Simple because he wasn't a hypocrite.
Not just COVID Karens. Conservatives are as equally guilty of this by banning books and trying to ban social media for kids under false pretenses of stopping porn and obscenity.
Don't forget about Tennessee, New Jersey, Kansas, South Carolina, etc. Texas isn't the only attack. Just Google church shootings in America. It's painful to read.
This man was so special. Another aspect of what he's talking about is parents encouraging their children to talk and have an opinion on everything. Then they grow up not having the intelligence to know when to shut the fuck up.
I like the show each other your we-we. When I was about eight years old the little girl next door and I did that. We had fun until her sister told on us. Boy, were my parents mad. Sixty years later, thank you Elaine.
Malcolm MacLeod as someone who is french and was born and raised in France, I can tell that the child of nowadays get so much attention for nothing too, it was different before but it is becoming like americans
aygul Bas: I can speak only of Germany. My German teenage granddaughter is light years ahead of my California teenage granddaughter. I lived in Germany in the mid fifties and sixties, but the schools seem to still be good. Of course, what happens at home is paramount. I was a pediatrician. Tschüß
He's right, the parenting in this country is pathetic and has gotten worse. Parents need to step up and take responsibility for what's going on in their homes. They've created little monsters who then manipulate them into getting what they want. Parenting takes work and if you're not ready for it then pull out!
George Carlin was a national treasure. He put all things (many Taboo) that we were aware or intuitive about (and some that we didn't), especially the kind of stuff that we might not openly talk about, talked about in private with family and friends or were simply in our own thoughts, then packaged and timed everything in a sort of structured comedic rant so well such that we get both the entertainment and a sort of deeper understanding/enlightenment of things.
The longer he's gone, the more prophetic he becomes.
TheVagolfer I thought it said pathetic for a second
lmao he literally predicted sutherland
@TheVagolfer 2003: "Kids should be able to handle violence in schools.. I'm not worried about guns in school." 2018 countless school shootings later... i cant tell if this has aged well or not
Addy D i remember when one of my teachers died we had counselors go around the whole school talking about this
Yes.
"Jesus, he's not gonna attack children, is he? Yes he is." 😂😂😂
& Remember this is Mr. Conductor talking. I KNOW WHAT I TALKING ABOUT!
Hahahahahahahaha😂
That's one of the best things ever
Jesus will not attack anyone.
@@Sarah777_ I'm just repeating what he said. Save it for church. 🖕
No comedian would have the guts to do this today. Underrated George Carlin segment, even though every one of his is pure perfection.
Dave Chappelle will though..
Yes greats like him and Pryor could not make it today
Dude, stop. You don't know comedy. You're right, but it sure as shit isn't an original thought. Calm down.
Frankie Boyle
This legend predicted TH-cam Kids
And all of the B.S. w/ COPPA that is now being forced on "regular" TH-cam...and I use the word "regular" very loosely
And guns in church
Not just TH-cam. Also Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter!
And even TikTok that kids use nowadays
And the Chris Hanson and his cult of insane vigilantes.
I didn't raise my son to be a lawyer or dentist. I raised him to be the guy you want living next door to you.
dude thats a super cool philosophy. good on you sir
Well said
@Nick Barcheck ok boomer
Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back...
Leave him alone for god sake
As someone who grew up on Thomas the Tank Engine, I had to pause the video from laughing to hard at the Mr. Conductor joke.
Same dude XDDDDD
Same
Same
Same
At 6:24 when George says it helps it sounds like his Boco voice
The narrator of Thomas the tank engine is attacking children. I love it!
NOT having children is the single best decision I ever made. Period.
Yea, me and Teresa have been together for over 35 years, and we constantly get that question "why don't u guys have any children?" And they don't understand when we start laughing our ASSES off- WHY?? - even if you're NOT a RELIGIOUS FANATIC, or have ever read the book of REVELATIONS, does anyone have any idea how fucked up this world is gonna be 50 or 60 years from now??
@@stevebigansky9372lol it’s so odd considering you didn’t come from a stork buddy
@@rbibbe34 maybe I DID come from a "stork"??
Yes!!
And not getting married.
"He's not going to attack children is he? YES HE IS!!"
LOL 😂😂
And that's mr conductor to you.
Stefano Maisto he knows what he’s talking about!
"The kid who swallows too many marbles doesn't grow up to have kids of his own." What a classic!
"And remember this is Mr.Conductor talking,and i know what I'm taking about!" aight,Mr.C be spitting facts
It's also Rufus Talkin' and Spittin'! Be EXCELLENT to Each Other!!!!!
Preach Carlin!
"If you wanna know how you can help your children"
"LEAVE THEM THE FUCK ALONE!!"
Amen to that
That's the part most relevant. Well, everything he said is relevant, I must say🤣. Love and miss George. RIP!😘🙏
The man was a true philosopher. From the first time, he grabbed the mic till his last breath. The man spoke the truth and never pulled any punches!
The man was simply a genius. Wish he was around now! He’d have a field day.
I second that notion!!!! I would love to hear what he would say about cancel culture, me too movement and stuff like that.
@@phillyfan-182 Oh he’d be on fire!!
we should have listened to him 20yrs ago. Society might not be as ****ed up if we had...
It wasn't even that bad yet. Kids today are ridiculously over protected. I don't know how they're going to function at all.
That's the joke tho... D: We'd still be fucked up. We only get shittier and shittier!
I tell what's going to happening it's going to get so protective that the next generation are going to be the total opposite or even more protective.
especially after all the paulers shit!!
Drauka Grissa I
Yet another reason why I LOVED this man! He did not tell people what they wanted to hear! He told them the way things really were, whether they liked it or not!
This was without a doubt his most aggressive performance. But man this guy really did know what he was talking about
He is 100% right about kids!
"a ticket to the light show"
Exactly tbh I don't like kids and teens
Kids cost money and will eat up your bank account.
Child worship was made worse by social media.
Thats why people have fewer and fewer kids nowadays.
Definitely!
COPPA from TH-cam and No Adult Content on Tumblr is stuff that George tried to warn us about.
I don't understand why people put pictures of their kids on social media. Worse is they show the kid's face. Imagine being 3 and already having a bunch of dickwads gawking at your ugly chocolate cake covered mug and saying comments that they wouldn't have the balls to say to your face. And all of this is so that pathetic schmuck who calls themselves your parent can show you off and feel adequate amongst other low-frequency status-obsessed people like having kids is some kind of fucking game, like you're some kind of luxury possession by virtue of the face that you're under the age of 13. Keep these unfortunate youngsters out of public view until they have the brain capacity to do things of their own accord.
Aw fuck! You couldn't be anymore correct on this comment. I've seen this little girl on a TH-cam vlog that looked and acted as if social media were a child. Makes me want to puke in my soup!
We miss you, Carlin.
Elizabeth Reynolds We miss you George Carlin!*
Damn you have nice lips
🙌
The fact that he even stated his role in a kid's show 😂 😂 😂 😂
"The kid that eats too many marbles doesn't grow up to make any more kids." LOLOLOL!!!!
0:17 the best line in comedy history
As a professional nanny, I approve of this message!
Dear lord. Worst job ever to keep eye on someone else kids.
"What the hell is a "professional" nanny? Nanny. That's enough. Simple. People use extra words when they want things to sound more important than they really are." Geroge Carlin :D
@@Hilda1513 🤣🤣🤣🤣 i wanna laugh at people when asked so??? What do you do? Ummm idk🤣
I help my kids...by never having had any.
smart decision in todays overpopulated world
Bam! Lol!
Brilliant!
me neither. good job
Beautiful statement! It’s not about the self preservation that not having a kid provides, we are not that selfish! Although only worrying about yourself is priceless, we the non multiplayers actually care about the environment a lot more than the overcrowding pussy popping breeders! Don’t take me wrong... Humans are alright, I choose to believe, in its majority, but there’s a good portion not worthy of existence, why gamble? That’s my way of trying to inspire someone to adopt a child!
George Carlin is my spirit animal.
This is the most accurate video I've ever seen. We lost a true icon when George died
Probably my all-time favorite Carlin routine.
"And I know what you're thinking, you say, 'Jesus, he's not going to attack children, is he?' - YES HE IS." lmfao
It still amazes me how George Carlin called everything out and knew exactly what was going on and what was coming from it all.
I just hate it how nowadays right-wingers dismissively and pejoratively call him a marxist.. when marx himself referred to leftists like George as childish and naive. bullshit way of labeling him as his ideas were far more coherent an enlightened than any bullshit that any right winger spews today
@@repoman182 agreed. However I haven't heard many on the right call him that. If anything he wasn't either. More like call it like he seen it. His book brain droppings said it all
Comedy will never be the same. We miss ya George.
Dam this guy was the best I watched him my whole life, and he is still relevant
I want to take philosophy and sociology classes when I'm in college and listen to George Carlin as a way to pass my papers.
LemonadepieX you’ll fail because the people that’ll grade your papers are sum of the people that Carlin talks about
@@hyperbolicraider4848 I was about to say the same thing. Lol
We end up having to lie about what we really think in order to get through it.
Only morons get a sociology degree.
@@AlexKS1992 That is such a boomer thing to say dude
@@andreaslind6338 It’s the truth and I’m not a boomer (thank God) I’m a millennial and I despise my generation.
Of course, he's absolutely right. I often think parents do all this managing and pushing for two reasons. #1: Because they feel guilty for not being there for them and #2: Because they are all trying to be better parents than their parents were. If you want to be a better parent, the only thing that really matters is to connect with your children. SEE them. LISTEN to them. They are individuals from the moment they're born. Get to know THEM. And accept and love them for what they are, no matter what that is. Every child has a good and a bad. Focus on the good parts of their personality and discourage the bad parts. But don't ignore it. It's part of who they are. Also, set a good example. Parents are a child's first teachers. Teach them well.
He totally called today's snowflake
Snowflake is a weak word.
Way ahead of the times.
As a teacher I agree with this message🤣🤣🤣
Best TED talk I've ever watched!
George carlin was definitely a man ahead of his time. He said alot of things now coming to past . Amazing isn't it?
A lot of what he was saying here was relevant in 2003 as well.
The John Wayne Gacy part was classic.
The tide pod challenge kids fit well into “let nature take its course” category.
When even Mr. Conductor talks about child fixation, you know something's up...
I wonder when we went from putting honest Wise men into the category 'comedians', and lying silly idiots into the category 'politicians'....
Hurts to realize the truth in your comment.
It really do be like that.
he is completly right. overrated e overvalued children... thats a neurotic fixation
Well being of the children is quite different of the overvaluation. Children without limit has no future... All the process of civilization is the learning that you can not do everything.
We are overpopulated, stop making them
Paulo Vinicius w
Here! Here! I highly agree!
+RNZIRBAT6XCOY2002 one angry look and a slap would fix them 😉
Thank god I heard this because it's 2019 and now I can finally pretend to be retroactively offended by dialogue that still resembles the current era in which we live.
MrMusicMunky George Carlin would be censored everywhere nowadays... people just can’t handle the truth!
This comment has aged like fine wine, having been posted in 2019, before all the covid bullshit
0:34 He actually metioned his roll as Mr Conductor in Shining Time Station.
When I was a kid and we lost a fight. We went home trained harder for the rematch and were still friends afterwards
It’s incredible how relevant this is today
"Don't give me that weak $hit: Well I love my Children! F**K YOU!!! EVERYBODY loves their children, doesn't make you special." This gets me everytime!!! Lol
“Leave them the fuck alone.” 🤣
Should be title of the video
"And remember, this is Mr conductor talking I know what I'm talking about!" Why yes yes you do HAHAHAHAHA!
Great comedian! He is missed.
That reference to Thomas The Tank Engine...
Greyson Antonio Beato shining time station
He did both shows.
George Carlin often spoke very fondly of both Shining Time Station and Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends. And is one of the few shows he enjoyed being a part of. Mostly because he wanted to show the world a different side of him.
I don’t have kids but I agree with this segment. What makes it even funnier is that Mr. Conductor is telling the truth about children and doesn’t care what anyone has to say about it. In addition, George Carlin had a daughter and he still wasn’t afraid to speak the truth. 😂
Makes me question on why they chose him as Mr. C on Shining Time Station when he was talking shit about kids in this act.
I’m mean don’t get me wrong he was great on Thomas/Shining Time Station but it does leave you questioning.
@@kyliethelittlespider-mangirl94that’s true. I would have thought they’d pick someone else, such as a Disney or Nickelodeon actor from the 80s or 90s.
4:33 Oh George... you’d be so proud of your foreseen future
"A few winners & a whole lot of losers."
"Today's kids are way too soft." Shit George, it is probably a blessing to you to not have to listen to the pathetic pansies of today. What's worse is when some so called adults validate it.
What's worse is that most of the pathetic pansies are supposed to be adults in the first place.
@@kungfuman82
And then the pathetic pansies go around, being offended, because someone else "attacked" a culture that's not theirs.
Tbh today's generation of kids are way more agnostic sensitive and narcissistic than ever before because of the weak parents raising them.
I know what you're thinking....
Jesus he's not going to attack children is he?
YES HE IS.
HE'S GOING TO ATTACK CHILDREN.
LOL 🤣 that line
Even as a kid, I could never understand the over protection my parents gave me!
0:16 Edward when he’s sick of Trevor’s bullsh*t
Trevor: okay (unzip sound)
They're all completely overprotected or completely neglected. I'm not the "hurr everything was better in the past" type, but when I was a child, not that long ago, there sure were a lot less ridiculously overprotective parents that don't let their child do anything and neglectful single parents where the child has no supervision or love and is basically just ignored.
@Vladimir_Bone Spur_tRump oh fuck you, I'm medically fine in the weight department, and yes I listen to music all day but what teenager didn't, before laptops it was cassettes before cassettes radios, I have friends, and I'm nothing if I don't have an imagination, but I suppose this is wasted on you anyway.
@Vladimir_Bone Spur_tRump what music sounds like bears shitting? Seems like it would be an obscure metal subgenre.
@@scottvelez3154 He was probably talking about dubstep tbh.
Watching this during year 2 of covid, fantasizing about what George would have to say about the state of the world. God, I miss him! :(
He had guts to say a lot of things people wouldn't say today. Gotta love him.
A Speaker Of The Truth. A Funny & Very Intelligent Man. Thanks for sharing. If there is a Heaven he will be there Simple because he wasn't a hypocrite.
Remember this is mr. Conductor talking. I know what I'm talkin about.
A True Genius at work... Not the the word Genius that is so freely used today. He was a Genius and a Legend.
We were ALL children. He’s basically talking about humanity. Nature knows best-where are you?
Thirty five classmates minus four...
LMFAO
Leave them the fuck alone was the best part.
The moment he saw that, I read your comment.
Yeahhh, but I wonder how many of us are fucked up from that level of neglect. I mean, really...
Guns in Church . .you were right Sir !
SOULREAVER I
I guess those churches forgot to put that “no guns” sticker on the front door.
Reading the bible is for nerds, especially if you're religious.
I mean, cover to cover...?
209 single mothers with "amazing kiddos."
"grown ups have taken all the fun out of being a kid just to save a few thousand lives"
If that is not the corona Karens in a nutshell.
Not just COVID Karens. Conservatives are as equally guilty of this by banning books and trying to ban social media for kids under false pretenses of stopping porn and obscenity.
George Carlin is my god RIP
Big Bopper mine 2
Big Bopper no he is not , he died .
▪ The best stand up comedian ever. ▪
I grew up with Shining Time station, so i rememvlber mr conductor. I fell off my seat when i heard this intro. Fucking hilarious
You tell it George!! Miss you brother.
This is classic, and as usual he's right.
Thanks for the laughs George. You're awesome. RIP
Sad thing is...
This is so true today, it's ridiculous. Society has basically given the kids to almost rule society & mainly the internet.
TRUTH
guns in church....
a few years later....TEXAS
Don't forget about Tennessee, New Jersey, Kansas, South Carolina, etc. Texas isn't the only attack. Just Google church shootings in America. It's painful to read.
The churches need to put those “no guns” stickers on their front doors.
Everytime I see one of those pictures of women posing with there children I have to watch this video to give me hope in life again
Saw him live in '93. Always brought it!
@5:09 “coz the narration was in German!” ..... goddam Carlin was good
I started playing hockey in 1967, no helmet!!!
What a man, we have lost a hero.
Its hilarious that an entire audience of adults are clapping at the death of children lmao
I wish he was around today to comment on of the #1 movie genre for adults now being superhero's. Man would have a field day with that
More like seeing what conservatives and child worshippers have done to America.
This man was so special. Another aspect of what he's talking about is parents encouraging their children to talk and have an opinion on everything. Then they grow up not having the intelligence to know when to shut the fuck up.
Exactly
He summed up COPPA in a nutshell.
0:17 You're Welcome.
I like the show each other your we-we. When I was about eight years old the little girl next door and I did that. We had fun until her sister told on us. Boy, were my parents mad. Sixty years later, thank you Elaine.
I wonder if Elaine still has fond memories of your encounter together. 🤣
But seriously, your comment was hilarious.
Americans should treat their children as Europeans treat their own. Huge difference.
GOOD! i wish I could say THAT in schools! Ppl here treat children like they are babies until theyR 18, ridiculous
Malcolm MacLeod eurpeans and americans are not so different on children
aygul Bas: I have both American and German grandchildren. I also lived
in Germany for some years. You are in error, but welcome to your opinion.
Malcolm MacLeod as someone who is french and was born and raised in France, I can tell that the child of nowadays get so much attention for nothing too, it was different before but it is becoming like americans
aygul Bas: I can speak only of Germany. My German teenage granddaughter is light years ahead of
my California teenage granddaughter. I lived in Germany in the mid fifties and sixties, but the schools
seem to still be good. Of course, what happens at home is paramount. I was a pediatrician. Tschüß
Well this is still accurate today and even worse
Wayy worse
As the years go by George's message here gets more and more relevant.
We didn't listen. Look what it has gotten us.
He's right, the parenting in this country is pathetic and has gotten worse. Parents need to step up and take responsibility for what's going on in their homes. They've created little monsters who then manipulate them into getting what they want. Parenting takes work and if you're not ready for it then pull out!
rpstephans - I agree
Ask a child what day dreaming is and I bet they think it's a video game
🤣🤣🤣
'Soft fruity baby boomers' 😂
George Carlin Is my favorite Comedy show
Pure Genius
George Carlin was a national treasure. He put all things (many Taboo) that we were aware or intuitive about (and some that we didn't), especially the kind of stuff that we might not openly talk about, talked about in private with family and friends or were simply in our own thoughts, then packaged and timed everything in a sort of structured comedic rant so well such that we get both the entertainment and a sort of deeper understanding/enlightenment of things.