He would probably enjoy the fact that the so called "angry men in combat fatigues talking to god on a two way radio and muttering incoherent slogans about freedom" and "business men" formed a political party and called it libertarian. What a fucking joke.
he's not even funny- boring people with stupidity listening to him is like being sentenced to death. Compared to Trevor Noah from South AFrica he was an embarrassment to comedy.
"He and Martha Stewart and Florence Henderson came over to the house last night, fixed me a lovely Lobster Newburg, gave me a full-body massage with sacred oils from India, performed a fourway around the world and then they packed my bags."
Blue insight? I wouldn't call it insight, he knows that white (some non whites too) Americans would much rather have no freedom, and think that there's some asshole with a grip on things, it's pathetic. Same reason why there are so many Christians around.
He's right, it's ridiculous. I've flown a hundred times and they still pat me down at the airport or make me stay for "extra security". Double digit IQ could not be more right. TSA=thousands standing around.
This routine must have been recorded before the September 11th attacks, though. Notice how he doesn't say TSA, which was created after the attacks. If he were talking about the TSA, he'd probably point to them by name for the massive annoyance and fuck-all benefit they present to travelers. On top of that, maybe it might be a crazy assumption, but if he actually looked up all the guidelines to what you can bring onto a plane, notice how it includes a bunch of bladed instruments you can't take on a plane now. I wonder if he redacted this after the Patriot Act. I imagine it would be even more hilarious than this is.
Tell me about it. I once flew just one way and so the security checked everything I had. They even opened a thing which was still on its original wrapping! And the kicker is that I had a syringe and some medicine in one of the bags which I had to take in few days (Vaccination that I couldn't take before the flight but which I needed.) and they never found it! The guys failed at the job they were paid to do and my bags were "carefully" searched!
Carlin was actually the grandfather i never had. He helped me get through the noise of society and learned me how to discretely mock it and ignore it so you can focus on the things that matter. Can't believe how much an impact this wise man has had on my life.
The airways are only as safe as the pilots psychological state. you can have all the security check point clearances and advanced airport security tech implemented. But nothing is stopping that pilot who is hell bent on crashing the plane because he is angry at the world.
I had a conversation with a former pilot and he was saying that the pilots are always making mistakes when they fly a plane is just that nobody knows about it obviously nobody needs to know that information because they would be freaking out but yeah it's not as safe as we think it is
It is for the same reason you can't yell fire in a theater. Joking about the wrong thing in a crowd of unattentive people can cause a panic and result in an unnecessary fiasco or worse, actual harm. Use your head. Maybe focus on getting to your destination instead of taking time out of everyone's day to be that one asshole who just had to spit his moronic one liner with shit delivery where barely anyone could tell he was joking.
Daniel Sutfin Agreed would love to hear what he has to say about the state of affairs we are in now. The passing of Carlin was the passing of a brilliant mind.
+Prabhjot Singh Gambhir His joke is that consumerist America cannot resist the urge to see everything as entertainment. He's merely making fun of this fucked up culture that sensationalizes terrorists and terrorism as if they were just another episode of the Monday night Soap Opera. If you think that that is offensive to the families of the victims, then take your case up with the news agencies that relentlessly exploit the images of theirs deaths for mere ratings, take it up with the people who are constantly galvanizing fear of terrorists and terrorist attacks to advance their political agendas, take it up with all the morons who enjoy the constant streaming of this fear porn on national television, but don't blame a comedian for making a joke that exposes a fucked up part of his culture.
+Sebastian Jimenez Bienen First of all i'm not blaming anyone, it's just my opinion. You're right about the part that the media sensationalizes it all but the other side to that would be that they probably show it that much to really put emphasis on the gravity of the situation, and hold the terrorists accountable so that people don't get lenient and forget the terrorists for what they have done, and the justice that they are ought to be served. Again.. Just an opinion.
good, that's what he wanted: for people to not only wake up but SPEAK up. i do it all the time now, i don't give a shit how big or powerful a person is, i verbally lay into people at every opportunity. most of 'em fuckin' need it.
Chris Nichols Too many stupid people, not enough intelligent people. You can call people out on their bullshit all day, but stupid doesn't learn. Call them on on their bullshit because it's fun, not because you want to see change. If you want change, then you're going to be sorely disappointed.
I wish he was alive to talk about Clinton vs Trump. I can't stand both of them, but apparently one of them will be the next president. 2016 is a gold mine of material.
It would be horrible because you'd end up with a situation of, a real liberal being attacked by false ones. The same people he used to speak up for would jump all over him, he'd probably throw in the towel, saying "I told you so"
When they asked me if I was flying for business or pleasure, I looked at the guy and said "I dono, what cha got in mind?" Wrong answer, he was not amused.
+The One Who Knocks Hey DB Copper. This is an amazing coincidence. There is a new theory about DB Cooper and it's all about....Airport Security! Back then a lot of planes were being hijacked, domestic flights were particularly vulnerable. The theory goes that DB Cooper was actually ex military/CIA and that the entire hijacking was never about the money, it was all about scaring the American people so the government could pass new laws to increase Airport Security and they did after DB Cooper! That is why none of the money was ever found in circulation (spent) and that he would have known the bills would have been marked. This story comes from a woman who said her uncle or father or something like that confessed he was DB Cooper (I know a few have) but what was different about this confession is that it had credibility. The uncle or father or whatever _was_ ex military and had dealing with the CIA or some other intelligence agency. I find this to be thee most plausible explanation for the entire DB Cooper incident. I believe he survived, I believe he buried the money (some bills were found) and I believe it was orchestrated for the sole purpose of creating new laws for airport security!
That’s funny, my AP English teacher introduced Carlin to us in Junior year. She was teaching about Rhetoric (actually it was THIS specific video she played!!!). That’s funny, lmao.
This is basically George Carlin telling us "Hahaha, i'm gonna be gone soon, you fuckwits. Good luck and God speed bastards. I'm catchin' the next flight to where ever the hell away from here". Love you, GC. RIP.
Paul Revere Well it was actually not that soon. He wasn't gone until like 9 and 1/2 years after this special. But your comment is pretty good. We miss you George Carlin RIP.
One time I responded to the question "business or pleasure ?" with "neither, I'm here to see relatives". Needless to say I was taken to a small room and brutally murdered until I was dead.
This is my favorite George Carlin routine. It's so hard to believe has been dead for ten years already. We truly lost a legend. May 12th, 1937- June 22nd, 2008
I made a joke at the airport once. The lady who gives out the tickets spent about 10-15 minutes looking at my sisters box which clearly had bottles of makeup in it, you could see them through the holes covered by scotch tape. But, after this 15 minutes of deductive reasoning, she takes a pause and says "im going to have to take a look inside of that" as if the purple bottle suddenly looked suspicious enough to validate concern. I looked over to her and waved my hands "NO DON'T!" You dont wanna do that, its actually a high tech nuclear explosive. She gave me a disappointing leer. I decided to cheer her up and I lifted up my metal PlayStation 2 carrying case "and this is a box of Cuban cigars". She kept her leer though and said to me, mind you im like 14 at the time, sir we do not joke about bombs in the airport. Still one of the happiest moment is my life, somewhat satisfying.
I grew up listening to Carlin, talk abt leaving the kids alone. He's hilarious throughout the decades such a genius one of the greats that will be missed
This was fucking prophetic, and the fact that several people to this day miss the point of thiss entire routine by asking "Was he serious about being entertained by terrorism?" just proves him right even more
@@treasuretrovecove59yea but he's an American Saint so everything he said is Gospel and quoted as such, without considering any of it's actual meaning/worth
this is one of my favorite comedy bits EVER! He started off with airport security, and then went into germs/food poisoning/cleanliness. i never will get tired of his stuff! his delivery was awesome! in his early years, he stalked the stage. in his last years, he pretty much stood in one place on stage. he was awesomely funny, one of the funniest EVER!,
I've never been able to laugh at carlin's standup. I've cried many times but never laughed. Everything he says is so horrifically truthful it puts a question mark over the very existence of humankind. His comedy spells tragedy for the wise.
George observed people closely. That made him see into what could happen. Look how the same scum bags keep getting reelected when they should be fired by the voters.
Give it time and they'll be an incident where some van or truck loaded with those illegal bath salts/synthetic marijuana will crash into a town water supply and make people loop out. Then you'll see a bunch of people high off their rocker taking bites out of each other and other people like they're quarter pound cheeseburgers from McDonalds.
If you paid any attention to what he said, he WAS a SJW. Sure, he'd object to a lot of the tactics SJWs use, but he always stuck up for marginalized groups. And no, I very much doubt he'd include men as a marginalized group. Sorry ;_;
Right on. He gives truth to those asleep for eons by his gift of sharing through laughter. Yep. One in a million and he is sadly missed. RIP and Bill Hicks also; two great men that put the truth in American's face; and their talent still here to continue the work they began. Truly 100 % right````
You're All Diseased was the first performance of his I had seen on HBO I heard Playing with your Head,Class Clown & On the Road Love this guy.hes brilliant
Geez... the bit where he's talking about fundamentalist and guys in fatigues talking to God on a 2-way radio is just a wee bit closer to home than I'd like. It was supposed to be humor and now it's the news.
I always wonder why I find George hilarious. I realized that it's because he's so candid. It's funny, because he tells the truth when no one else will. But I also realize that all of us who are laughing laugh because we understand his reasoning and how right it is. Show this to other people (like some of my friends) and they won't think it's funny--probably because they don't actually get what he's talking about.
Also later in the episode about 11 minutes in, he's talking about a super virus. Lol. He was definitely way ahead and practically predicted the future.
I find censorship itself offensive. If I were charge of the fcc not only would I allow all so called "dirty" words to be said on TV and radio I would make any type of censorship of the words illegal
"...angry men in combat fatigues, talking to God on a two-way radio, and muttering incoherent slogans about freedom..." That time George Carlin predicted the rash of white conservative terrorism...
George is in a better place. His new job is as St Carlin, he decides who gets into heaven. Just to see all the faces on those religious nuts when they get there.
Fear can be manipulated and thus can be a form of social control. ""Fear. It's the oldest tool of power. If you're distracted by fear of those around you, it keeps you from seeing the actions of those above."................... that mighty sage........Fox Mulder.
Ahh, George Carlin, he narrated Thomas the Tank Engine with Ringo Starr when i was a kid, and now he's making me laugh as an adult. We'll all miss him a lot
I remember the first time I ever flown was about 4-6 months or so after I first heard this & I had to prevent myself from busting a gut laughing when I went to the airport & got asked "The Three Questions" when I checked in.
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Can you IMAGINE what George would be thinking now!? He'd have enough material for 10,000 years!
He'd have a lot say about our touchscreen phones.
"Enjoy the show. Take a fuckin' chance!" ~ He already had it figured out!!!
+Kyle Stubbs Not to mention Donald Trump XD
He would probably enjoy the fact that the so called "angry men in combat fatigues talking to god on a two way radio and muttering incoherent slogans about freedom" and "business men" formed a political party and called it libertarian. What a fucking joke.
he's not even funny- boring people with stupidity listening to him is like being sentenced to death. Compared to Trevor Noah from South AFrica he was an embarrassment to comedy.
Carlin was always spot on. Even in late 2023 his material still holds 100% accuracy.
"No carrot top packed my bags." Classic
"He and Martha Stewart and Florence Henderson came over to the house last night, fixed me a lovely Lobster Newburg, gave me a full-body massage with sacred oils from India, performed a fourway around the world and then they packed my bags."
"What are you gonna do, play with yer prick for another 30 years?"
So far so good
hope yopur not a politician trying to mop the ceiling
Honestly, after he said that I thought to myself: there’s nothing wrong with that. Sounds fun. 🤷🏻♂️
Carlin's insight is incredible. With what he had said, it's almost as if he had visited present day.
Blue insight? I wouldn't call it insight, he knows that white (some non whites too) Americans would much rather have no freedom, and think that there's some asshole with a grip on things, it's pathetic. Same reason why there are so many Christians around.
the only fucking corner of existence
The issues are unresolved, therefore the sme
I'm convinced he was a time traveller, so much of his material makes perfect sense and that's decades after he told us, the GOAT.
He was an assh*le.
He's right, it's ridiculous. I've flown a hundred times and they still pat me down at the airport or make me stay for "extra security". Double digit IQ could not be more right. TSA=thousands standing around.
This routine must have been recorded before the September 11th attacks, though. Notice how he doesn't say TSA, which was created after the attacks. If he were talking about the TSA, he'd probably point to them by name for the massive annoyance and fuck-all benefit they present to travelers. On top of that, maybe it might be a crazy assumption, but if he actually looked up all the guidelines to what you can bring onto a plane, notice how it includes a bunch of bladed instruments you can't take on a plane now.
I wonder if he redacted this after the Patriot Act. I imagine it would be even more hilarious than this is.
He's not a hundred percent right.
Tell me about it. I once flew just one way and so the security checked everything I had. They even opened a thing which was still on its original wrapping!
And the kicker is that I had a syringe and some medicine in one of the bags which I had to take in few days (Vaccination that I couldn't take before the flight but which I needed.) and they never found it! The guys failed at the job they were paid to do and my bags were "carefully" searched!
Josh McSwain This would be perfect for screwing with the TSA!
shows you how uninformed he was there's actually been Future Terror Attacks Stopped because of security.
imagine an Airport with NO security?
How can they allow people with black belts in martial arts fly? Their bodies are lethal weapons!
I don't know, but I'm allowed (I'm a black belt) lol.
I have a black belt. It's leather and it holds up my pants, but I'm allowed (even tho I can strangle someone with it).
or even something ironic like, your own tie...
Its Aaron Black belts are typically useless, boxing is a superior martial art and one of the geatest martial arts one can learn.
thai boxing tho
Carlin was actually the grandfather i never had. He helped me get through the noise of society and learned me how to discretely mock it and ignore it so you can focus on the things that matter. Can't believe how much an impact this wise man has had on my life.
The airways are only as safe as the pilots psychological state. you can have all the security check point clearances and advanced airport security tech implemented. But nothing is stopping that pilot who is hell bent on crashing the plane because he is angry at the world.
Afro samurai Yup happend in Germany a few months ago..
RolletjeTape
yeah it was all over the news hard to not hear about that one.
Afro samurai Why I can never be a pilot. XD
I had a conversation with a former pilot and he was saying that the pilots are always making mistakes when they fly a plane is just that nobody knows about it obviously nobody needs to know that information because they would be freaking out but yeah it's not as safe as we think it is
They do any way they want even kind of teaching people what can make a bomb. It is job creation.
“Cause I don’t have pet peeves. I have major psychotic fucking hatreds, okay?”
You and me both, George.
The fact that 9/11 happend proves his point.
Txtspeak this is from 1999 though
I Couldn't Think Of A Username so I made this one- ya this is from You're All Diseased
It's insane how right on he is.
itss depressing if this guy walks his people around bu never into himself
@@disorderrgv well yeah that was @hellsgunz1006’s point
"You notice drug smugglers don't seem to have a lot of problem getting their bag on board! And GOD BLESS THEM TOO"
George Carlin
This is 1999.
+Mvem And this is 2016. And it is even MORE true and FAR worse today :(
+swytchblayd indeed it is....we need more people like george carlin in this world....too bad he passed away :( R.I.P George Carlin
"The odds of you getting blown up by a terrorist are practically ZERO!" Sadly terrorism is all over the place now.
odds are still pretty close to fucking zero
This was 2005
He is dead-on about bomb jokes. If airport security is so threatened by JOKES, they are functionally useless.
They confiscate fruits, and let you take sharp things on board. I'm done trying to figure it out.
Don't be an idiot. Non-native plants and animals can be massively detrimental to both a countries environment and economy.
Retrovirus => so why we have kiwis, bananas, mangoes... In UK? And the country still exists and economy is OK?
Pete Roz probably because those aren’t invasive species
It is for the same reason you can't yell fire in a theater. Joking about the wrong thing in a crowd of unattentive people can cause a panic and result in an unnecessary fiasco or worse, actual harm. Use your head. Maybe focus on getting to your destination instead of taking time out of everyone's day to be that one asshole who just had to spit his moronic one liner with shit delivery where barely anyone could tell he was joking.
George you always told the truth if you could only see how bad it is now
Daniel Sutfin Agreed would love to hear what he has to say about the state of affairs we are in now. The passing of Carlin was the passing of a brilliant mind.
Daniel Sutfin He's only been gone a relatively short time, yet he'd have a balltoday !
***** A lot has changed in 7 years, it's worse.
very true...
+Daniel Sutfin Well, ain't it cruel of you to wish such thing for our poor old fuck)
He was prophetic, and his words continue to apply in so many situations.
not prophetic... just realist !
Not only is this guy hilarious, he’s also smart as hell too!
Now he’s smart as heaven
He was right about the entertainment venues, Paris recent attack is proof
Yup.
But i think calling it as a form of entertainment sounds a bit offensive to those who've just lost their families in the attacks.
+Prabhjot Singh Gambhir Tell that to the news and media channels!
+Prabhjot Singh Gambhir His joke is that consumerist America cannot resist the urge to see everything as entertainment. He's merely making fun of this fucked up culture that sensationalizes terrorists and terrorism as if they were just another episode of the Monday night Soap Opera. If you think that that is offensive to the families of the victims, then take your case up with the news agencies that relentlessly exploit the images of theirs deaths for mere ratings, take it up with the people who are constantly galvanizing fear of terrorists and terrorist attacks to advance their political agendas, take it up with all the morons who enjoy the constant streaming of this fear porn on national television, but don't blame a comedian for making a joke that exposes a fucked up part of his culture.
+Sebastian Jimenez Bienen First of all i'm not blaming anyone, it's just my opinion. You're right about the part that the media sensationalizes it all but the other side to that would be that they probably show it that much to really put emphasis on the gravity of the situation, and hold the terrorists accountable so that people don't get lenient and forget the terrorists for what they have done, and the justice that they are ought to be served.
Again.. Just an opinion.
+Prabhjot Singh Gambhir He died years before that happened.
George is inspiring me. I'm just gonna start calling people out on their shit all the time now
good, that's what he wanted: for people to not only wake up but SPEAK up. i do it all the time now, i don't give a shit how big or powerful a person is, i verbally lay into people at every opportunity. most of 'em fuckin' need it.
+rongermanjr Hallelujah! Free fucking speech for everybody!! Fuck that douchy political correctness of these days. Tell it like it is god damn it. ☺
Z.
Yes!
Chris Nichols Too many stupid people, not enough intelligent people. You can call people out on their bullshit all day, but stupid doesn't learn. Call them on on their bullshit because it's fun, not because you want to see change. If you want change, then you're going to be sorely disappointed.
I wish he was alive to talk about Clinton vs Trump. I can't stand both of them, but apparently one of them will be the next president. 2016 is a gold mine of material.
silentArtist00 Exactly.
It would be horrible because you'd end up with a situation of, a real liberal being attacked by false ones. The same people he used to speak up for would jump all over him, he'd probably throw in the towel, saying "I told you so"
I’m glad it was trump🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
silentArtist00 2016 - 2018 would’ve been his Diamond Mind for material but NO, MOTHER NATURE JUST HAD TO BE A BITCH AGAIN.
silentArtist00 Now that it's 2017 and Trump is in charge, George would have enough material for the next two to four years.
When they asked me if I was flying for business or pleasure, I looked at the guy and said "I dono, what cha got in mind?" Wrong answer, he was not amused.
lol.
+Bobbie LaVanway I had a fist in my ass when i said this.
I can't say i didn't enjoy it, but i didn't dislike it either.
+Bobbie LaVanway Pleasure is my business.
+The One Who Knocks Hey DB Copper. This is an amazing coincidence. There is a new theory about DB Cooper and it's all about....Airport Security! Back then a lot of planes were being hijacked, domestic flights were particularly vulnerable.
The theory goes that DB Cooper was actually ex military/CIA and that the entire hijacking was never about the money, it was all about scaring the American people so the government could pass new laws to increase Airport Security and they did after DB Cooper!
That is why none of the money was ever found in circulation (spent) and that he would have known the bills would have been marked.
This story comes from a woman who said her uncle or father or something like that confessed he was DB Cooper (I know a few have) but what was different about this confession is that it had credibility. The uncle or father or whatever _was_ ex military and had dealing with the CIA or some other intelligence agency. I find this to be thee most plausible explanation for the entire DB Cooper incident. I believe he survived, I believe he buried the money (some bills were found) and I believe it was orchestrated for the sole purpose of creating new laws for airport security!
Did someone mention me?
I'm offended I wasn't shown Carlin in school.
He was the US narrator of the original thomas the tank engine series
Robob Kerman really
That’s funny, my AP English teacher introduced Carlin to us in Junior year. She was teaching about Rhetoric (actually it was THIS specific video she played!!!). That’s funny, lmao.
How about a riddle 😂
Me too
This is basically George Carlin telling us "Hahaha, i'm gonna be gone soon, you fuckwits. Good luck and God speed bastards. I'm catchin' the next flight to where ever the hell away from here".
Love you, GC. RIP.
Paul Revere Well it was actually not that soon. He wasn't gone until like 9 and 1/2 years after this special. But your comment is pretty good. We miss you George Carlin RIP.
One time I responded to the question "business or pleasure ?" with "neither, I'm here to see relatives". Needless to say I was taken to a small room and brutally murdered until I was dead.
Haha and then what ;)
+Granulated did he died?
Joseph Dredd About 7 years ago.
+Granulated You died?... well, I for one am glad you're feeling better.
+Granulated omg I'm so sorry for you, did you get out ok?
Help this man get better, 1 liek =1 prayer
This is my favorite George Carlin routine. It's so hard to believe has been dead for ten years already. We truly lost a legend.
May 12th, 1937- June 22nd, 2008
Damn . The great recession killed him. He probably couldnt handle all the blatant corruption
this guy knows his country very well. this should have be the president.
“No, Carrot Top packed my bags” always gets me lol
at least he didn't say "Carrot Top packed my shit!" 😁
Best part me and friends always quoted that anytime someone would ask us a dumb question we would always respond with carrot top answer
Same
Someone has to go to the airport and answer each question as he did and video tape it.
Miguel Cabrera
Miguel Cabrera they'd more than likely to get arrested tgree different ways.
Video Tape? Is this 1990?
Studio Papa it was when he did this show.
I just reached adulthood, and I feel so lucky to have heard Carlin's words in my youth. The man was a true genius. Too bad he's gone.
Dude this comment is 10 years old 🎉
George Carlin was a great comedian one of the best I'd say
We need someone like George for today's time
I made a joke at the airport once. The lady who gives out the tickets spent about 10-15 minutes looking at my sisters box which clearly had bottles of makeup in it, you could see them through the holes covered by scotch tape. But, after this 15 minutes of deductive reasoning, she takes a pause and says "im going to have to take a look inside of that" as if the purple bottle suddenly looked suspicious enough to validate concern. I looked over to her and waved my hands "NO DON'T!" You dont wanna do that, its actually a high tech nuclear explosive. She gave me a disappointing leer. I decided to cheer her up and I lifted up my metal PlayStation 2 carrying case "and this is a box of Cuban cigars". She kept her leer though and said to me, mind you im like 14 at the time, sir we do not joke about bombs in the airport. Still one of the happiest moment is my life, somewhat satisfying.
We miss you George Carlin. God please give our George back to us and we'll give you Beyoncé, Lady Gaga, and all the Kardashians in exchange.
+hondagoal ALL the Kardashians? Sounds like more than a good trade to me!
Yes. And we'll throw in Hillary and Trump as a bonus. HOW you take them, however, is up to you. Kill their asses however you deem fit.
not trump just hillary
hondagoal GOD wants none of those people.
This Guy
Ironically he wanted George
I grew up listening to Carlin, talk abt leaving the kids alone. He's hilarious throughout the decades such a genius one of the greats that will be missed
Not just a comedian, but a prophesizer if you pay close enough attention to his material. He will truly be missed !
My absolute favorite comedian/truth-teller of all time. Nobody wiser on language, which I love!
"i dont have pet peeves, i have major fuckin' psychotic hatreds"
-George Carlin
This was fucking prophetic, and the fact that several people to this day miss the point of thiss entire routine by asking "Was he serious about being entertained by terrorism?" just proves him right even more
"Before your economy collapses" oh, just a little under 10 years, America.
Merica #1
@@aaronthompsom7426 Number one country of assholes on the planet*
This man predicted everything
Hambo where are you from?
IAmTHEGoD0fHELLFIRE what country are you from?
This guy inspires me so much
"They actually give you a fucking knife" 😂. He never gets old!
Carlin is a legend. He told it how it is. He will always be missed. In 100 years, I feel that he'll be a major part of history.
"You can't take your water bottle on the plane ma'am"
"…you saw me drink this"
The Illusion of safety is it.
We just need to listen.
He's the only non prophet to be so prophetic. We will be referring to him for the next 100yrs.
In the words of *Benjamin Franklin*
_"Those that would trade freedom for security deserve neither."_
He was dumb. Why do you wear a seatbelt? Or waste 30 seconds of your life at a red life? Aren’t you sacrificing freedom? Why? The obvious.
@@treasuretrovecove59yea but he's an American Saint so everything he said is Gospel and quoted as such, without considering any of it's actual meaning/worth
People quote the founding fathers like it's immortal gold. It's way past 1776...
@@bryanx0317
I only gave the quote because it's relevant, not because a Founding Father said it. I just gave credit so I'm not plagiarizing lol
Everytime someone says "you shouldn't joke about that"
*well how about a riddle?*
this is one of my favorite comedy bits EVER! He started off with airport security, and then went into germs/food poisoning/cleanliness. i never will get tired of his stuff! his delivery was awesome! in his early years, he stalked the stage. in his last years, he pretty much stood in one place on stage. he was awesomely funny, one of the funniest EVER!,
This was before 9/11 oh boy lol
Jerry Leal 911 waw inside job soooo. no one on the plaje had a bomb
first 48 seems like quite the educated person
This was in 2005.
Tony Harding "You Are All Diseased," the standup special from which this clip comes, was recorded on 6 Feb 1999.
Puddle Zerg why do you need to be an asshole about seriously !!!!!!
Ahh...Pre 9/11 air travel was great,
+Arnar Er Besturson This was pre 9/11. It's from 1999 lol.
+xDavidx Yep. That's what he said
Alex Doyle He said pre 9/11 air travel was great. This pre 9/11 video is about how air travel is not great.
Hellboy :: I was just going to comment this. It was even shitty back then.
I've never been able to laugh at carlin's standup. I've cried many times but never laughed. Everything he says is so horrifically truthful it puts a question mark over the very existence of humankind. His comedy spells tragedy for the wise.
And this is the guy that made my childhood great with Thomas the Tank Engine. He's the best.
Bravo,he's not afraid of dying for his cause.George knows how to put words together so quick to get to his point.
He's so real. Hilarious and speaking the truth at the same time
Legend.
I had never heard of him till last year, I thinks he's brilliant and totally real.
Last words: 'As long as you put up with it.'
25 years ago, George Carlin knew what was going to happen
George observed people closely. That made him see into what could happen. Look how the same scum bags keep getting reelected when they should be fired by the voters.
"Anthrax in your water supply" or, you know, lead
or shit...literal feces
Tony Bublitz or methane
chlorine
Give it time and they'll be an incident where some van or truck loaded with those illegal bath salts/synthetic marijuana will crash into a town water supply and make people loop out. Then you'll see a bunch of people high off their rocker taking bites out of each other and other people like they're quarter pound cheeseburgers from McDonalds.
yup! Flint, Michigan!
"you could kill a pilot with a plastic knife" this was before 9/11.....
What? they don't even give you a plastic knife anymore?
+Killer2600 Nah, you cut your stakes with your sense of security
One of my psychotic hatreds are airport security...
"What about a *riddle*? How about a *limerick*?" 😂😂😂😂😂
He would find SJWs entertaining.
You earn a like mate.
i think he'd also find people who use terms like 'social justice warrior' funny.
Zapp Rogerstein of course he would.
he finds everything funny remember there is nothing you cant joke about
If you paid any attention to what he said, he WAS a SJW.
Sure, he'd object to a lot of the tactics SJWs use, but he always stuck up for marginalized groups. And no, I very much doubt he'd include men as a marginalized group. Sorry ;_;
He was a comic prophet! Pretty much everything he said, has come true
I wish I would have seen him live! Love this guy!!! He knows!
George is and still is one of the best comedians ever !!! What a friggin class act !!!! I love ya George !!!
Right on. He gives truth to those asleep for eons by his gift of sharing through laughter. Yep. One in a million and he is sadly missed. RIP and Bill Hicks also; two great men that put the truth in American's face; and their talent still here to continue the work they began. Truly 100 % right````
You're All Diseased was the first performance of his I had seen on HBO
I heard Playing with your Head,Class Clown & On the Road
Love this guy.hes brilliant
If Carlin had lived through Covid he’d be putting up even more legendary numbers
He thought security was annoying back then. This was prior to TSA.
I absolutely love this guy.... what an utter genius!!!!
he is my favorite been listening to him since 14 years old approximately now 62 still love him he was right❤
Thanks Mike for putting this on here. WE ALL MISS HIM SO MUCH.
Exactly
"I don't have pet peeves, I have major psychotic fucking hatreds!"
FFFFFUCK YESSS!!!
His command of language and comedic delivery are unmatched. He was just so rapid fire and so intelligent.
Geez... the bit where he's talking about fundamentalist and guys in fatigues talking to God on a 2-way radio is just a wee bit closer to home than I'd like. It was supposed to be humor and now it's the news.
In this standup, he also mentions not caring about guns in school but JUST WAIT UNTIL SOMEONE GOES BATSHIT AND SHOOTS UP A FUCKING CHURCH.
Respect for the invisible man in the sky?
I don't see that happening.
"every knee shall bow and every tongue shall confess" when our Lord Jesus returns
Justin Gore-Rowe taking him a while isn't it. Maybe he's been locked in a sanitarium for calling himself Jesus come again.
when he said he'd use his audience for his fun as well, it was a perfect moment to say "and that's why I brought a bomb here"
All i got to day about Carlin is that ... He's Da Bomb!!!
I listen every time before I fly 🤣I love you George!
6:16 is more true than he could have ever imagine considering the riots that just happened recently.
"You could get the job done, if you really cared enough." LMFAO
I always wonder why I find George hilarious. I realized that it's because he's so candid. It's funny, because he tells the truth when no one else will. But I also realize that all of us who are laughing laugh because we understand his reasoning and how right it is. Show this to other people (like some of my friends) and they won't think it's funny--probably because they don't actually get what he's talking about.
Also later in the episode about 11 minutes in, he's talking about a super virus. Lol. He was definitely way ahead and practically predicted the future.
Now THIS is comedy! Very happy with my decision to get internet.
At least he didn't say box cutter. I would have to accuse him of co-conspiring lol
i wish people could still make jokes like this.
fuck censorship.
This is freedom
I find censorship itself offensive. If I were charge of the fcc not only would I allow all so called "dirty" words to be said on TV and radio I would make any type of censorship of the words illegal
ℹ Rest in Heaven Brother George The GINIUS 💫
I Love this Man!
"...angry men in combat fatigues, talking to God on a two-way radio, and muttering incoherent slogans about freedom..."
That time George Carlin predicted the rash of white conservative terrorism...
+Eric Seader i'm the sure people of San Bernardino think he's literally clairvoyant...
I'm confused, because San Bernadino was shot up by a Syed Rizwan Farook and a Tashfan Malik, not by a Billybob Jones and Barbara Smith.
Eric Jay
I don't have pet peeves....i have major .... LMAO
"Entertainment Venues"
Jesus fucking CHRIST he just described the Manchester bombing.
We need this man today
"I don't have pet peeves, I have major psychotic fucking hatreds!" Best line of this bit!!! George Carlin rules! RIP
George is in a better place. His new job is as St Carlin, he decides who gets into heaven. Just to see all the faces on those religious nuts when they get there.
I hope he believes in reincarnation.
+Kyle Stubbs He was an atheist.
Well, that's a disservice for us more than anything.
If Jesus is real, then he's in Hell.
If Jesus is real, George Carlin would be one of his best friends.
This guy sounds like the joker
Yuvraj Sandhu Holy shit, you're right
Yuvraj Sandhu he's what would've happened if the jokers stand up career had taken off
He is. Not only literally, but he really just wanted to watch the world burn.
In his earlier videos some people have he looks like Jack Nicholson who once played the joker in a batman movie
@unknown anon Ironically both died in 2008.
Fear can be manipulated and thus can be a form of social control. ""Fear. It's the oldest tool of power. If you're distracted by fear of those around you, it keeps you from seeing the actions of those above."................... that mighty sage........Fox Mulder.
I know what you're thinking this was filmed in 1999 and it's still relevant today.
More relevant
Ahh, George Carlin, he narrated Thomas the Tank Engine with Ringo Starr when i was a kid, and now he's making me laugh as an adult. We'll all miss him a lot
"Question number one: Did you pack your bags yourself......? NO.... CARROT TOP packed my bags!"
Gets me every time!
I remember the first time I ever flown was about 4-6 months or so after I first heard this & I had to prevent myself from busting a gut laughing when I went to the airport & got asked "The Three Questions" when I checked in.