George Carlin - Stand Up About Religion
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- A video I put together containing George Carlin's stand up clips about religion.
I hope George's family don't mind me making and sharing this.
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That fact that the church said he was down in hell after his death would’ve made him smile ear to ear
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did they really make that statement?
@@devol3829 yeah on tv no less
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You know, if George qualifies for hell then hell sounds like the place you wanna be!
“The gods we’ve made are exactly the gods you’d expect to be made by a species that is about half a chromosome away from the chimpanzee.” - Christopher Hitchens
@Sergei Brinn sounds like an absolute waste of a life and time on a gamble that there’s something after death
God gave me these four steps via divine revelation. He said anyone who does all four are guaranteed a divine revelation of their own. They are the mustard seed of Faith, the bare minimum amount of effort he's willing to accept before he reveals himself to you personally. Believe or not, do for yourself and see. Forgive your parents, break down before Jesus, ask for forgiveness, and read the Bible. There's deep spiritual significance in these steps. Every one is important, and it's the least God accepts. Three books of the bible will be enough for the revelation. I recommend Genesis, Mathew, and then either Luke, Psalms, or proverbs. I'm not talking about signs, feelings, etc, but am honest to goodness one on one conversation with God. An actual meeting. Unmistakable, and unable to be misinterpretaed. He told me that he's guaranteed the steps to work 100%. You just need to do them guininly. It's not hard. Do those steps in that order please. It's all True. I promise,
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When my son is ready to talk about God I’m going to introduce him to George Carlin
There are two kinds of atheists: those only temporarily deceived, being too superficial regarding the Creator of this reality (as I used to be due to the atheistic education under the communist regime) and those who do not want God to exist, who deny everything that proves their errors, such as all my simple, clear and undeniable demonstrations (found easily after sorting the comments).
@@filmeseverin who made you the expert on atheists. I tell you this there are more than two types. Religious folk like to keep things simple I guess because their minds were turned to mush via child indoctrination. Thank god as a child my parents let me sort religion out for myself when I became of age to understand it. It’s been a crazy journey, I went from Buddhist non-theist, then atheist, then anti-theist, then pantheist, but now I settled on something that’s been working for me for a while now. A(ll)theist. Yes I came up with it myself. Basically I accept everyone, those who believe in no god, all gods, or one god. To each is own. And that belief system makes it comfortable for me to enter a church or temple when invited and adjust to whatever religion is worshipped. Prior to that while being an atheist or antitheist I never felt I belonged in any religious environment. My worldview also allows me to laugh it off whenever a religious person tells me I’m going to hell. It’s funny how people so religious can so easily tell someone where they will end up after they die when they really have no fucking idea themselves. Well good luck to you and your beliefs and may they bring you eternal joy and happiness in this life and the next.
Those too deceived will not read the messages that prove their errors, just to keep their deceiving. Only those who renounce intentionally to elementary logic cannot understand my simple, clear and undeniable demonstrations (for example my thread posted 8 days ago).
Well make sure you introduce him to the real God because he is there. I love George but he’s joking here. Funny but not true.
@@ellavincipatton815 believing in a real god is why this world is so fucked up. Everyone thinks their god is real and kill others who believe in fake gods. Let me ask you this, why does real god (assuming ur Christian) have such a problem finding priests that won’t molest children? My parents raised me right they told me to doubt and explore on my own. I was not indoctrinated. Guess what there was a church program in my neighborhood me and other immigrant kids went to. The first day I was there I was like this priest gives me the creeps. I never went back after one day and I told my brothers and friends don’t go anymore. Some of the kids that stayed ended up getting molested. Some of those kids grew up to be gay. So yeah, take ur idea of a real god and shove it
This man has dedicated his life to speaking out against bigotry, taking yourself too seriously and being just plain fucking stupid. Thank you George, forever.
Nah he supported abortion, didn't believe in god. Those two things reveal he was easily brainwashed, and broken
LMFAO
He supports killing unborn people so...
Facts😅
This man… I had his book Brain Droppings at 11… and that’s why I am the way I am! Fuck you Spiros, you sheep fucking donkey diddler!
I wish he was still here. World needs Carlin right now.
now that government has become the new religion...?
well there's always Joe Pesci....
So much of what he says echo truths of today.
And Don Rickles too.
Id say the best replacement would be Bill Burr
I relate to this man more than anyone else on the planet...way ahead of his time...and the whole God thing. *mind blown*
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
~Lucius Annaeus Seneca
That’s clever and so true
Great quote and spot on 💯
What is wise to your standard ?
@@DatDuckfan Anyone aware of the central bank it's subsidiaries and it's bloodlines, truly the enemy of the world.
DatDuckfan respect to anyone is wise . The age of reasoning ,science, in my opinion only, shows how far we’ve come in understanding how life works in general. Religion is man made to suppress and control and manipulate people. It’s 2019 , we fly in the in the air because of science . We know thunder and lightning is natural phenomena,not a deity telling us he is angry at us as they thought so long ago . The world is volatile ,always will be , shame people don’t respect others opinions if they disagree with each other .
"More people have been killed in the name of God than for any other reason."
Possibly my favorite quote from George (there are so many to pick from). And so ever true!
Yup. Look at the Middle East now lol
'Having 10 commandments was, really, a marketing decision' is my pick. He was truly a brilliant man
@@santividal9387 Also a phenomenal line.
I wouldn't believe in a god that couldn't do his own killing.
All those that killed in the name of God didn't believe in god.
So, what really happened is all those people were killed in the name of a disbelief in god.
This man is timeless.
Yeah man but think about it I'm not a believer and i don't think it is wise to say things like that from all the evidence we got leads to either no God or an evil one who really does be watching us and laughing if that is true from all the stories we been told about hell imagine what he will do to those who speaks about him like this that scares me man
@samlkings5783 Believe what you want. Extraordinary claims require Extraordinary evidence-Carl Sagan
And I believe that. Just because millions of people believe something doesn't make it fact. 500 years ago everyone believed the earth was flat.
@@TheGreyman61 I'm not a believer man I'm saying in evil god just like you said not give us extraordinary evidence and be playing playing with us and suffer
To ALL who do not beileve what is the ONE thing that God gave us?? anybody??
@samlkings5783 It says in the Bible "God man man in his image"
So since man is capable of good and evil it seems reasonable to assume god is also capable of good and evil. The Bible shows many examples of the evil that your God perpetuates.
All in the guise of saving the Judea or punishing perceived evil. The alleged flood, Sodom and Gommorah, the 10th so called plague in Egypt. This old Testament God is a petty jealous frankly unstable being needing anger management.
I prayed to get a new bike for christmas. Then I realized that's not how religion works, so I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Brilliant - 😂😂
Well, you could make as a Catholic then.
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@@Scream357 I heard that from my friend who went to catholic school, had no intention of ripping of a quote as you say. Just thought it was applicable to the comedic situation!
@@Scream357 rwooosh
Carlin would’ve had a BALL today if he was still with us. Need someone like him now more than ever.
And Hitchens
we still do but they're all dying or getting cancelled.
Yeah but think about it I'm not a believer and i don't think it is wise to say things like that from all the evidence we got leads to either no God or an evil one who really does be watching us and laughing if that is true from all the stories we been told about hell imagine what he will do to those who speaks about him like this that scares me man
I can't imagine what he would say about the trumptards & the orange POS
@blaisemceneany1664 especially, covid.he pretty much predicted it
George Carlin told it like it is!!... May he rest in peace. Just loved him!
When you say rest in peace, what do you mean?
Carlin told it how it was in his head. Reality now that is a different story.
@@geoffdein2894 And how the eff do we know what happens when we croak? Rest, my ass!
He’s resting now.. 😂😂
@geoffdein2894 it means may his soul escape and ascend from this 3D onto the next dimension/journey. ;)
Miss George Carlin. He's needed now. Wonder what he would have to say since the world has gotten even crazier.
“….but he loves you”:
one of the greatest pieces of stand up comedy ever
He does until you are able to think for yourself then guess who's burning but don't forget he loves you lol.
Not existing kinda ruins it.
It is impossible, unfortunately, to stay away from people who are non atheist/political. So many "christian/political adults" are so-called nurses, doctors, lawyers, judges, teachers, landlords. My so-called landlord is another Brown-skinned person. He loves money but, don't like fixing (certain) things, except when I withhold the rent. There is a hole in my ceiling, which I knew he saw, and he wilfully ignored the hole. I shouldn't have to tell that immature, insensitive, wilfully ignorant, money hungry, brainwashed mentality to fix the whole in the ceiling. I shouldn't have to withhold the rent, either, for him to fix/patch the ceiling.
@@tanyalake9152what has this unintelligible gibberish got anything to do with George Carlin’s comedy on religion????
@@tomato12terra - Get 🤬 out and of here, assuming, self-centered, brainwashed, twisted, jerk!!!
Can you imagine him being alive today.
Look at the material he could comment on.
@Prince Jaq Hitchens is the greatest loss
He simply would say ."I've told you so."
Same as Bill Hicks....
@8bit NES Cutscene Is that so? When is the last time they did that?
@8bit NES Cutscene Cancel culture is a problem but they couldn't cancel stand up comedy. They might make it harder to get on some channels. Nothing stops Roseanne from making online videos. She would fit right in on Facebook…
Carlin wasn't racist or sexist so I don't see what they'd hate. His attacks on religion, the rich, and government would fit in quite well with the left. He at least publicly hated politics and political ideology, but he was clearly a very strong social liberal with a desire for a basic welfare state. He was like a chimera of a libertarian and democratic socialist (think Northern Europe). Not sure how much of all that was just an act.
This world needs George more than ever now..
I loved George Carlin. To me he was a prophet and only spoke the truth. Come back George, we all need you.
George is not in a good position with God from his speech nor those laughing. Mocking God will put you in not nice place for eternity.
Honey, I'm 80 years old. I've watched Carlin since he was first on tv with Richard Pryor. I love him as a person and as a talent. I also think God gives each of us the right to enjoy someone's talent . So, Baby, don't tell me what I can and cannot enjoy. You have a blessed life.@@user-zm3dg3pu8y
@@user-zm3dg3pu8y Grow up!
I'd just love to see George when he finally ran into God!
@@user-zm3dg3pu8yprove it. 10:14
"If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you" - Oscar Wilde
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By yourself it seems...
@@WilbertLek What do you mean?
"Religion is true for the common people, false for the wise, and useful by the rulers"
-Seneca
spot on
I used to think it had a useful value as a moral guide until I started hearing the Moral interpretation by the Faithful who think they know every loophole and why their interpretation doesn't apply to themselves...
Which of those categories did Seneca belong to?
@@taketimeout2share wise
@@giggukbangbangbang1874 That was a rhetorical question. Only a fool thinks he is wise. I think Seneca would go along with that.
Seneca lived in a time when religion was a personal thing. Now Religion is an expected and unavoidable duty in too many parts of the world.
😂😂👏👏✌️❤️🌼 Still here 2024 🇺🇸 George Carlin will always be missed and loved. Glad I was fortunate enough to grow up, listening and watching him ✌️❤️🌼🇺🇸
Carlin is a big talker. That is it.
@@trollemctrollersen he's dead he died
@@samanthaholm9634 He was dead long before he stopped breathing.
And he'd make fun of you for spamming emojis Lil bud. Go to bed now, you've got pre-school in the morning
George was a different class, magnificent ...RIP George ❤🙏
He is resting... because he can't go anywhere. Like every mortal he has faced his maker. Judgement is final. No credit for jokes.
He has met his maker??.
I'm sure he would laugh at that..FFS.
The truth is out there..yet nobody knows anything...
If you're offended...then don't watch??
Especially me and you....the pen is mightier then the sword....
Are you sending that msg to all the comments...i mean all...
“When you're born into this world, you're given a ticket to the freak show. If you're born in America you get a front row seat.”
George Carlin
I cannot argue that point 👊🏻
And fuckin proud of it 🤣
That's a great quote. As a matter of fact in my humble opinion George Carlin has many great and funny as blank quotes. A comedic genius of our short time here on the molten rock spinning around the sun..oh yeah that's George's God..LOL.. I m 64 and only recently started listening to his stand up shows. And "God Bless" him for giving me the joy of the most laughter I've had in a long time!!!
Don't know about the U.S but as an African from Cameroon, i can assure you, you have no idea to which extend bullshit can go
The Obamavilles in Portland/Seattle are the most pathetic Freak Show of all time.
This will never get old. It was relevant then. It is relevant today. And it will be relevant tomorrow
True that...
Spot on 😎👍
Still relevant one week after posting this! Long live Carlin! =)
I watch him at least once a year. It is epic every fucking time !
kubasniak .... I raised my children on this, and they are better people than any Christian ever will be... The lessons they’ve learned are more important than shielding them from reality... bad language or not
“God is the leading cause of death in history.”
Thank God someone dares to say it out loud. 😂
Except for the 100,000,000 people who were murdered by atheist dictators in the last century.
thank who? 😂
And His son is no better 😂
What are y’all talking about man death is no joke don’t believe in God but there is a spiritual dimension
Just beautiful, he was and will remain a LEGEND. Religion is a poison on humanity.
Yes indeedy it is.
The man was a master of language.
A Master of wit...)))
I just made the likes 911 lmao
@Fluffy Panda Yeah its absolutely astounding that a experienced member of society who clearly has great reasoning skills aswell as a great level of humor can have wisdom. Only a priest, a hollywood celebrity or any random scientist can have wisdom. SMH
@@skydiesay6019 u suck LMAO
Lmfao i dont think he speaks any other languages.
“…but he loves you.” gets me every time
Me too!! 😂
Yeah, which isn't actually funny but the hypocrisy of the whole notion of a divine theistic anthropomorphic deity being omnipotent and for some reason needing to sacrifice his son for the 'sins' of the world instead of in all of his 'omnipotence' forgiving everyone of the 'sin' they were born into, is just absurd!
Lol
But if u don’t love him back and accept him as your lord and savior you are going straight to hell lol
@@leischutte9179 exactly. I don’t understand how people don’t question it
I love the way his mind works.
GeorgeCarlin tells the truth in his off-the-wall humor. Ive been listening to him since i was 16, I'm now 70. I sleep great adter listening toGeorge.!!
It's now 2019 and Montreal has begun taxing their churches :,) God bless joe pesci
Nice!
Wow! Really? How terribly reasonable of Montreal!
@Ben G he/she was being sarcastic lol
you mean joe pesci bless joe pesci?
CONGRATULATIONS. WATCH CHURCH CORRUPTION DECRRASE SIGNIFICANTLY
Nobody had balls like Carlin, a true comedic legend way ahead of his time.
I agree way ahead of his time and very funny..
-- Richard Pryor and Sam Kinnison did as well. Not to argue with ya. Just a couple peeps well worth checking out if you haven't. George was something special.
@@MarkJacksonGaming true I was speaking directly on how he puts everything in perspective in his own way, just like pryor, Sam or robin Williams, all have tremendous potential when it comes to mic skills.
Carlin was like the miracle we were waiting for and had the pleasure of witnessing.
Bill hicks
George Carlin was a comedian, social commentator and spoke truth to power who would had a field day with the current state of affairs today.
Rest in power.✊
Not really. He supported gay marriage, abortion etc. if would fit right in with the "club" these days.
"If they want to have a say, let them pay their admission fee like the rest of us"! Spot on!! Amazing!!
Yeah! Christian churches, like all other religions are capable and have committed acts of terrorism in the lives of some people!!! I mean millions burned at the stake, the crusades, and even in modern day they continue to perpetuate terrorism and a state of consciousness and quality of life basically equating to hell on Earth... also they don't like Homo sapien sapien xx sexed organisms and by attempting to pass legislation that forces xx sexed chromosome Homo sapien sapien's who have a uterus and the ability to gestate another Homo sapien sapien organism into gestational slavery or by depriving any girl or woman from having access to safe, affordable, accessible birth control and emergency contraception-which obviously prevents pregnancy- they are basically through their actions showing they believe a potential person has more rights than a woman or girl has. How the hell is that possibly called moral? It isn't- it's cruel and evil! Also, they need to understand that for some of us (like myself) being forced into gestational slavery or motherhood would be our worst nightmare come true. No thanks, my other three worst personal nightmares are my lived reality.
...Also, is anyone else having trouble accessing reliable, accurate information from credible sources about science, world news, history, etc.? I very much miss that and am wondering why I don't have access to it... also super weird a bunch of my books have disappeared ... not to mention cruel!
George Carlin transcended comedy into straight up philosophy. We need more people with balls to stand up against the bullshit.
absolutely agree , you said everything i thought whilst watching
You do know actual atheist philosophers get embarrassed by the new atheists, these people are not philosophers, they are not fighting the resistance they are part of the tide and mainstream culture, pretty much the entire mainstream media are atheistic leaning are you really that dim
@@interfaultability same goes to you
That kind of "philosophy" is for the common masses.
Real philosophy was written in the book this imbecile tried so hard to contradict UNSUCCESSFULLY.
Why need when you can
I'm an old fart. For many, many years, George made me laugh. As he and I aged, he made me THINK. So much wisdom. I miss George.
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Watch Bill Burr similar.
@jkgramps
I'm a young guy, 15 years old. For two years George made me laugh. As I aged, he made me think and criticise the world around me. So much fucking wisdom. I love his personality. I miss George.
Anonymous Cat I am the same way too lol
HE IS WITH YOU ALWAYS. YOUR PATRON SAINT😇🖤❤🖤😎🖤🙊🙉🙈
One of the greatest American truth tellers of all time 💙💙🧢💙
Jesus Christ is the truth.
@@filmeseverin for people with weak and illogical minds
As usual, are in denial (without counterarguments, of course) only those who are too superficial to think enough to understand *the simple fact that from no intelligence involved, no intelligence comes,* the entire process until nowadays proving the existence of God because *the results of a process prove the intelligence involved into that process* (even schoolchildren can understand that every photon, ... atom, ... cell has intelligence into it, *not to mention their functionality together).*
They ignore the intelligence put from the beginning. For example, the intelligence mentioned includes the exact value of the speed of light matching the manifestation of what we call "gravity", working together since the primordial conditions to form in the end this reality, which hosts intelligent life that is able to feel / understand / admire / enjoy / respect / love the Creator, especially through His human form, Jesus Christ.
Those too deceived will not read the messages that prove their errors, just to keep their deceiving. Only those who renounce intentionally to elementary logic cannot understand my simple, clear and undeniable demonstrations.
By the way, God does not want to prove Himself to humans more than He already did (through the real prophets and mainly through His human form Jesus Christ), wanting to see our *free* choices, how much we love perfection (100% goodness, justice, pure love....) and how much we detest evilness = stupidity, but He still does it to those who really want to know the truth, as that professor is suggesting closer to the end of his testimony, "NDE- ATHEIST PROFESSOR (Berkeley Grad) dies, sees HELL! Best testimony EVER! Howard Storm Interview", because it worked in my case, not even knowing about his video when I asked from all my heart, in the most serious way for a sign to believe, then receiving the vision, which turned me from an atheist into a Christian.
It’s important to anote that whilst I have a distain for religion I don’t dislike religious people. They are the victims of religion and in most cases just innocent victims of either brainwashing or simply seeking help/hope in what is a difficult world for so many
amen. My parents and my cousin are brainwashed.
Atheists renounce to elementary logic and to simple rationality intentionally when they believe that this reality has always existed without any intelligence involved, because *from no intelligence involved no intelligence comes and the results of a process prove the intelligence involved into that process. That is why the entire process until nowadays is proving the existence of God.*
The superficial ones do not think enough to understand *the simple fact that from no intelligence involved, no intelligence comes* in spite of the fact that even schoolchildren can understand that every photon, ... atom, ... cell has intelligence into it, *not to mention their functionality together.*
They ignore the intelligence put from the beginning. For example, the intelligence mentioned includes the exact value of the speed of light matching the manifestation of what we call "gravity", working together since the primordial conditions to form in the end this reality, which hosts intelligent life that is able to feel / understand / admire / enjoy / respect / love the Creator, especially through His human form, Jesus Christ.
I've felt this way for so long, but now I'm starting to feel like they are all idiots because they still believe in Santa clause basically
Generally, those from such videos, exposed to my clear and undeniable demonstrations but who still want to remain atheists, are ignoring intentionally the simple fact that *from no intelligence involved, no intelligence comes,* hoping that this reality is the result of no intelligence, in other words that God does not exist, only to escape the responsibility for their deeds, to not be Judged by God/Jesus after the leaving of this world, but they are in error. *_"For we must all appear before the judgment seat of Christ, that each one may receive his due for the things done in the body, whether good or bad."_* 2 Corinthians 5, 10
My simple and undeniable demonstrations can be found after sorting the comments (for example, my thread posted 9 days ago).
Another amazing fact about GC is his ability to not only write his own material, but MEMORIZING it to the point where his act seems to be 100% improvised on the spot.
Because he is authentic
@@Rahbinah I totally agree it is incredible his abilities to communicate
Especially on weed!!!
Interesting. I actually think his act seems very written - but well written and therefor it doesn't really matter.
@@Fobber1980 What does not matter? The weed? of course it does, it helped him and he used it!!
Man I miss this guy. I wonder how savage his material would be today
Pussies would be offended easily.
He’s too good for this decade
Savage? He HAS been savage since 1974 with his first HBO presentation.
Not sure George could handle the extremes of the right and left today. Both are completely nuts.
@@billh344 The right is much worse though.
No one makes more sense then Carlin.
He was brilliant and correct
“People are basically dumb”, George’s s got that right. Brilliant man! Gone but not forgotten.
That might mean people like you.
@@rossevanricamara4169 We all start as morons. I's on us whether we stay that way.
There will never be another George Carlin! R.I.P my dude
There was Bill Hicks
Dave Chapelle
@A C Jack John has a God u think so??why?becouse he is using his brain??the thing God gave him?
Truth
Wow, I didn't know he'd died.
Forgive me Lord for I have sinned. I listen to George Carlin on Easter Sunday
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This dude is always on point. Love him! RIP Mr Carlin.. you are a genius 👍😎😵💫
i come here whenever i feel like i need some spiritual support
Me too
hahahahahaha
Good place...😁
Totally agree
Saddam Mohd The one safe place.
When philosophy meets comedy you get George Carlin.
Philosophy + Comedy + Pre-Boomers
Aptly put.
Thats philosophy? Have You even finished high school?
@@suminazoran1314 If I think that hotdogs are good with mustard because it is easier to digest, because the mustard breaks down the hotdog on a molecular level and my amino acids can react with it quicker, meaning quicker digestion, that's my philosophy about mustard on hotdogs.
If I think rape is wrong because it violates the law and is unconsentful and abusive, as wel as defiling, then that's my philosophy about rape.
You confused this philosophy because you think "philosophy" is being Plato and writing thousand-page books.
@@suminazoran1314 Point being that Carlin has his philosophies on certain topics he shares in a humorous way. Now stfhu
George Carlin for President !
If only...
Rock on George, how can you believe in a God that let's children suffer/be born with cancer😮😮😮😮 I rest my case.
Children have always suffered because of humans stupidity, which is the main way Satan and the other fallen angels have operated and still operate in this world.
Because each child is a chance for a soul to escape hell, the fallen angels want to destroy us since our physical body conception (all the time in any way possible). That is why they make us suffer, as much as possible, by using our stupidity and the stupidity of the other people around us.
By the way, one week ago I posted here *the correct treatment for cancer.*
I miss this guys humor so much…he was a pure comical genius
And in whose "god" do you "believe"?
just genius...or is reality comical? At least you cant take it with out humor.
He was more than that. A Philosophical Comedian as well as a true Prophet.
Classic my all time favorite
He was a genius who was a comic
Somewhere around 1990 George Carlin stopped writing jokes and started telling just the truth. And in his last specials is just pure wisdom.
He was an absolute 100% comedic genius! He spoke the truth better than anybody on earth!
Must’ve been right around the same time he was on Lamb Chops Play Along. He said “fuck this, Lamb Chop’s Play Along is my Pinnacle”
George was growing in wisdom as he aged. His truth will always be with us through the videos!👍
@@eNigma011 I guess we all do in a way, gain a bit of wisdom as we age, but I'm impressed with his theatrics and the facial expressions he uses on stage. It compliments the story telling and the punch line is hilarious. After all that torture and pain a sinner will experience remember God does love u🤣!
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Love this guy. His jokes are timeless.
Yeah man but think about it I'm not a believer and i don't think it is wise to say things like that from all the evidence we got leads to either no God or an evil one who really does be watching us and laughing if that is true from all the stories we been told about hell imagine what he will do to those who speaks about him like this that scares me man
MOST OF WHAT HE SAYS ISN'T FUNNY JUST REFRESHINGLY TRUE AND SAID OUTLOUD.
We desperately need a new voice that can fill the void that Carlin left. I'm so happy that I had the chance to see him live. Today's world needs a new voice to lead and reason.
Bill Burr is pretty edgy and very intelligent. He’s nowhere near as raw as Carlin, but he’s relatively young so I can see him getting better with age. Check him out if you haven’t already.
"TAX THESE MOTHERFUCKERS"
George Carlin said it best.
I think that's going a little to far...
... After all they fuck little boys, not their mothers! XD
To become rich invest in real estate. To become filthy rich start a religion. L ron Hubbard said that before he founded Scientology. LMAO
MEGAATOMATIC IS A STUPID FUCK.I said it best.
Apparently you don't understand the separation of Church and State.
@@sophienugre4161, Catholicism & Christianity isn't the same
"And he always needs money!!" Televangelists ouch...
Not just televangelists, every church passes around the collection plate every Sunday. My uncle goes to a church that collected their credit card numbers so if they miss church for whatever reason, they can still donate to get their soul saved ;). God is keeping score you know.
@jason Edenburg Even Justin Bieber
@@reignman30 that’s, easily leading to straight up stealing.
My mom’s church has a collection plate, but the money doesn’t just go to her, it goes to her, the staff, the church in general and a good portion goes to charity. Much better than those corrupt churches where the priests and pastors and bishops get all the money.
RELIGION: FEED ME!
Delivery is fast and flawless, no stutter or mis spoken word.
Sheer brilliance!!
George was WAY ahead of his time!!!
"Personally, I would never want to be a member of any group where you either HAVE TO wear a hat, or YOU CAN'T wear a hat".
-Such a simple statement that seems to so cleanly sum up the ludicrous nature of whole religion business.
Exactly! But it’s so true
Then theres heathenry. Take their shit because you want too, fuck their women because you want too, do whatever you want within the laws of the community, because you want too. Do so and you will have lived your life the way you wished, while at the same time living with honor. Its glorious
I wear a hat a lot when I'm outside, but when I sit down with someone, I remove my hat.
But you don't have to join a religion, which negates his whole complaint.
"HATS OPTIONAL!"
How he mixes in pure fact with comedy is sheer genius. We will never have another George Carlin. R.I.P.
I would say thank God for George. But truly I think if there is a God, it/he/she/whatever would be proud of having created a species that Carlin belonged to.
Amen 🌹❤️
He was truly in a league of his own.
True, but he definitely became more electrifying later in life.
You should check out Hal Sparks - Karmageddon.
The most honest person to have ever lived
"...when you've finished burning all the books." - My goodness: how prescient was he??
"They don't want to know what Jesus would do so they can do it, but so they can tell other people to do it." Priceless.
Ignorant cheap statement.
We were born speaking more truth life and wisdom in 3 words then any doctrines or laws of man. WaWa MaMa DaDa. This is who we really are born to be. Electing the laws of 1 man to parent the world in knowledge is the opposite of freedom. Says we are incompetent to parent our own children.
Nathan; Your priceless and an ignorant idiot like this ignorant fool was.
sadly, this is true of a lot of christians. it gives us a bad rap.
Belief has nothing to do with the church, people still don't got this point.
Carlin, a true champion of protected free speech.
Steven Soco that bit is also speech, so...yeah.
Steven Soco agreed.
PSESSIONS
Absolutely
True & don’t forget Lenny Bruce
Nice old school phillies logo!!! Plus miss that Carlin wont be in bill and ted 3.
I miss you, George! And you were right...that 3 Little Pigs story was great!
I still love listening to Carlin. He's one of the best comedians ever! 👊
I’m glad to see so many still watching his routines. Too bad he isn’t around in these crazy times.
Love him or hate him, he still had a intelligent Wit about him...
I had to give you the 100th like
..there is no 'time' when this man shouldn't be around...
All these people saying we're in the "end times", making rapture predictions and saying trump is god's chosen one and Carlin would roast them so hard they fall off the bone
So much material nowadays
I saw him at Northern Michigan University in 88 or 89. He blew us 18-20 y.o. kids away! His intellect and delivery on stage was something I had never witnessed up to that point or since then. You can love him or hate him, agree or disagree with him, but you have to admit his style and technique was second to none.
Absolutely 💯
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You're lucky you saw him in person. He was a genius. I loved his wit and intelligence.
That's a fact
Agreed. I don't always agree with him or love every joke, but he was a stand-up comic with perfect technique, wit, smarts, all of it. So much thought went into what he did, but yet didn't come off that way in performance.
Timeless classic. Something that can apply to almost any civilization in history
"But he loves you" gets me all the time
Miss him. Huge importance for critical thinkers.
My only criticism of him is his unsophisticated comment regarding stupidity and the common man. He clearly had little or no understanding of the normal curve.
Imagine him in 2021, content for years 🤣
Agreed, just human condition, that is why we have A-holes because of poor caretakers.
Carlin was a preeminent critical thinker. His views are still, to this day, unassailable. Carlin stands in America's pantheon of leading skeptics and critical thinkers.
@@jamesstorey2476 perfectly eloquent statement.
When Carlin was younger, he focused on "naughty" humor, polite euphemisms and scatalogical references. But as he aged, he focused more and more on social issues, and began cutting WAY closer to the bone, and the language grew more and more profane (spelled: 'honest'). Way more interesting, in my opinion. He was truly a master, and his style and skill with language has (IMHO) not yet been equaled. RIP George, you are truly missed.
David Schmidt im from the Philippines goerge is really good
David Schmidt I think Bill Hicks came somewhat close to George in the deep cuts and social commentary. Both are absolute titans that would’ve had a field day with the world today to make material on.
What is your opinion on Ricky Gervais' stuff, granted he's a bit younger but he comes from a middle class background and "only" became famous when he was 40-something old.
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RIP = rest in peace. George didn't believe in Jesus so he's not resting in peace, he's suffering in hell tormented by devils laughing at his torment :( sad, very very 😥 I sure hope he repented before he died but I've not seen anything that says he did.
Rip to him and Patrice Oneal. The big 2 legends!
What a genius!!! ... R.I.P. George ... you still make me laugh my ass off!!.
Dad died when I was a boy and found out in my 40s that Carlin was his favorite comedian. Mine too and I never knew that. Genetic? Probably not. Carlin is just a timeless genius.
The comedy of George Carlin is hilarious, brilliant and timeless. Carlin was much more than a stand up comic. He always wove social commentary into his programs, which prompted people to think and consider the state of affair while laughing. George Carlin is sorely missed.
Ironically he's jokes are offensive now in-days among people only three years younger than me. The difference between someone who is 23 and 19/20 is shocking. I hardly can have a good day joking with them because eventually someone will get offended. Or, when you joke around a subject, then you poke the dragon's belly and joke directly about the topic and people turn to look at you like you've committed a sin is just odd. You can talk around the topic. Just can't directly state what it you were all joking about, okay cool
when you tell the truth in a funny way it never gets old
@@jasonpierson2304 timeless man. I love topical comedy for that reason.
So how you guys doin tonight huh!!
Well fuuckk you!!!
Well I judge him the best vague
George had the balls to say it out loud.
Definitely
It does take a lot of dam courage. I'm married to a christian man. Whewwww. I try to work on sundays quite often.
@Jay Gorakh This applies to every Abrahamic religions, which includes Islam.
you have to have some massive testicles to tell a group of cheering fans exactly what they want to hear.
Did religion teach you to say that to people that don't conform to your way of thinking? Most wars begin with religion, and that statement just proves it. Have a good day.
George Carlin is the best philosopher ever i dearly miss him
George Carlin was SO SO good!!!!!!!!!
The older I get, the better he gets. May Pesci bless George.
Pesci bless America!
Joe rest his soul.
I bet he does
Yeah but the fuck never took on Islam. He was a.coward
So true. "He's loves you! But he needs money!"
George would've had SO MUCH material to work with today had he survived.
We miss you, George. RIP. 🙏
We love you and we miss you
But I doubt he can speak so openly like he used to
@@grievousrationality4664 That's because you're stupid, and George would tell you so. Andrew Tate says the most vile bullshit imaginable and has millions of followers. Joe Rogan is a pretentious idiot but is one of the most successful entertainers on Earth. People get canceled sometimes, but "cancel culture" as you seem to understand it is a myth made by rich people with power to convince you to vote a certain way. Just. Like. Religion. Lol xD
@@grievousrationality4664 I mean you just watched him on TH-cam right? No one took down the video. It has 16 million views lol take that "I can't speak freely" bs and shove it. When George was starting his career he got fired for saying ass. People have soooo much more freedom to say what they want now.
RIP? He would detest someone saying that about him 😂 he gone gone
He was telling us the TRUTH . . . to bad we didn't take him seriously, he was waring us . . . R.I.P. loved your work!
Anyone who is a "devout catholic" should watch this
I just did, and…?
@@lovrebadzim5605You must've been one of the alter boys who got touched...
One of a kind guy, there will never be another George Carlin
Good!! Thank God for that!!
@@bigdee8189 Agreed, 100%
Yeah, let's turn George into a god--how ironic is that...! ;-)
@@bigdee8189 Someone is going to hell kurvin sine
Everyone is one of a kind guy and never ever is gonna be another the same guy
“One of the saddest lessons of history is this: If we’ve been bamboozled long enough, we tend to reject any evidence of the bamboozle. We’re no longer interested in finding out the truth. The bamboozle has captured us. It’s simply too painful to acknowledge, even to ourselves, that we’ve been taken. Once you give a charlatan power over you, you almost never get it back.”
― Carl Sagan
YEP! I have this as a Main Meme on my computer because it IS so SPOT ON!!!
WE are gaslighted everyday
Man made " Climate Change " will go down as the biggest Scam of this Century..! CO2 is not a primary driver for change , among the greater factors & forcing "yet" ,, people embrace it like another Religion..!
Carlin became a Christian just before his death.
@@santa_claus-north_pole bull
Still relevant! Simply the best!❤️
I am form Pakistan & I can’t agree enough with this legend he’s absolutely brilliant & to the actually to the point
George’s facial expression make it 100 times better. George Carlin’s the GOAT.
George Carlin. Say it loud. GEORGE CARLIN.👍👍👍🇯🇲❤
My favorite atheist, and as a born and raised Christian, his religion talk always made me laugh harder than a lot of his stuff. RIP George, you were ahead of your time, and always right on point.
He was Genius friend
Funny guy.. don't agree with his anti God rhetoric though
@@lindseyup Why not?
@@lindseyup I was very Religious all my life until I saw Mom get very Sick It was Horrible She had Cancer and it destroyed her. Cancer doesn't run in the family so I really don't know how she got it .
@@lindseyup very smart man but chose to not understand what a true relationship with our creator is.
Love George Carlin! One of my favorites! But on a side, Jesus revised the Ten Commandments down to two already. Love God, and love your neighbor as yourself. If we could treat each other respectfully, just as we want to be treated, it would solve a whole lot of problems.
Yes, *all evil has been done because of stupidity and the main/worst stupidity has always been to not listen by God/Jesus.*
In particular, for mankind, if ALL people (over history and nowadays) would have followed the main commandment from Jesus Christ, *besides to love / respect our Heavenly Father, to love / respect (care for) the other humans as we love / respect (care for) ourselves,* all the crimes and the tremendous useless suffering would have never happen. As Jesus has said: *_"Be perfect therefore, as your Heavenly Father is perfect"_* Matthew 5, 48
Unfortunately, too many people have refused over history, and too many still refuse nowadays, to follow this.
Man made God in his own image.
Naw God Is real and loves us
In my opinion. George is the coolest comedian ever
Yeah the only person I've ever heard who comes close is Lewis Black
Think he's been dead a while, he's pretty cold
bill burr is up there with george
I think he was enlightened
* coolest human ever
I watched these bits when I was 12 and they changed my life, thanks George. Joe bless you
Why I not watch this masterpiece 10 years ago
Correct me if I'm wrong, really. But it has recently come to pass that the Trump whore house made it legal for churches to maintain their tax exempt status EVEN IF THEY HAVE AN OPENLY POLITICAL AGENDA (which used to mean they were no longer a non-profit and therefore, must pay taxes. So, for instance, they can stump for a person running for political office and donate money in order to influence local lawmakers and presidential nominees. So, we are regressing and destroying even further the idea of separation of church and state. Maybe we'll soon see the president choose a religion for all of us despite the Constitution forbidding it.
@@TomCatFromMA I hadn't heard about this, but I always thought that churches were self sustaining, IOW, the congregation pays for itself, and strictly on a volunteer basis, with weekly offerings. (one of my main objections to Scientology being tax free- because they absolutely make money by selling- and people HAVE to pay to belong) But in reality, they have always been involved with politics. In the 80's we had The Moral Majority, and recently, The Tea Party. Nowadays, we just hear, Evangelicals.
Those groups are the base for Pro-Life and anti homosexuality. They back all of their positions with the Bible. I'm thinking the Bible is their Constitution, and consider it the law of the land, above the Constitution. As like minded individuals, they are very politically active. They are not doing this as a representative of their church- there is no Baptist party or Catholic party, you see what I mean?
The hypocrisy is staggering though. By backing Trump, they have to twist their morality and standards into unrecognizable, and even blasphemous forms. Zero credibility IMO.
Acid Rant lol joe gets shit done
You started early. Congrats! Carlin is wisdom..
More people should listen to his jokes it might even change your life
I loved this guy. He always spoke the truth!! I wish he was alive today!!
Sad we lost him right after the 2008 performance. He was such a genius.
... and such a poor person in spirit ...
@@user-rg4zm2gr5kspirits don’t exist
@@user-rg4zm2gr5knot everyone has to have the same beliefs as you 🙄 get over it 🤦🏼♂️
@@user-rg4zm2gr5k he just pointed out the bs. You all NPC retards!
@@user-rg4zm2gr5kawe you’re a brain washed asshole with a non existent spirit, shitty. I hope Santa brings you gifts this Christmas. Hahahaha good luck asshole
I’ve listened to Carlin over the past 25 years and as time role on his material feels timelessly comedic and increasingly prophetic.
Yeah. What u said! Totally
I wonder what his shows would be like now with so much crap going on
@@David.L291 just as hilarious
@@billpierce9641 So grateful for things like TH-cam or I'd of never got to known about all this that he did, The only time I saw him was in the 90's in a movie Bill And Ted's Excellent Adventure but never gave it another thought that he did all of this stand up, I had no way of any access to internet etc back then, So much has changed since then, some ways good at least, The ridiculous things now though is people would probably get very offended by his shows now if he was still around, You can't breathe now without offending some nut lol but these recordings are so great to watch
@@David.L291 I first heard him on a radio show called Dr Demento in the 80s. It was a bit he did called ICE BOX MAN. After I heard it, I ran out and bought the cassette! His old stuff is really good too! He was doing stand up in the 70s. Wow. Bill and Ted's. I remember him in that movie!
R.I.P. He was a great man and is missed greatly ...
Is he down there now lol
I can't get enough of him. My favorite comedian.
Ditto 😊
lol that’s depressing to hear
I've watched this many times since his death. And it never gets old
He tells it like it is huh??? WOW!
@@Dbfjjxnd If you think that this statement is in any way depressing you're an absolute buffoon.
Carlin is one of the best of all time. He is truly missed!
well said and spot on, I love seeing George at various stages of his life and career, especially the last few years before he died. George Carlin was the best philosopher, poet, social and political critic AND comedian in US history!
Not one of the best, THE BEST.
He is in hell now.
@@jonelbondyingnuezca742 if he's in hell, I wonder how much further in hell all the past Pope's are
@@jonelbondyingnuezca742 With the god that you believe in, isn’t Hell the better option?
I love his bit about bothering God on Sabbath. As least we wait till Sunday
God is the sum that all humankind can do. That is all.
We need George now more than ever, man.
4:07 “well not overnight, you can’t see the sun at night, but first thing the next morning”😂
The follow up and timing of a genius.