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  • @jendel42750
    @jendel42750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5036

    I once saw a bumper sticker on a vehicle that read, "My Parrot Can Talk. Can Your Honor Student Fly?" NAILED IT!

    • @gcastudio
      @gcastudio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Is that referring to the quote "if you shame a fish for not climbing a tree......."? I feel like i get what you meant but im missing something

    • @jendel42750
      @jendel42750 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @PETER HUNT Thank you!

    • @Chris-co1vk
      @Chris-co1vk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Sorry to say but George would never side with the fascists who disagree with educated scientists.. you know like doctors and climatologists.

    • @cannabisconasouer9363
      @cannabisconasouer9363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That’s hilarious I’ve never actually seen one in real life and how n a vehicle

    • @gratefulbear2183
      @gratefulbear2183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Aaron M he’s referring to the first 2 min of the video talking about bumper stickers...

  • @nala2425
    @nala2425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1660

    "....but he sells drugs to your honor student..." priceless and true!

    • @mylovesongs2429
      @mylovesongs2429 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Plus he knocked up your daughter!

    • @chrisirving4735
      @chrisirving4735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      NAILED IT!!!!!!!!!

    • @kirby711
      @kirby711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      So funny because it's true
      George I miss you

    • @richardhamblen5526
      @richardhamblen5526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "PLUS, HE KNOCKED UP YOUR DAUGHTER"..HAHAHAHAAA!!

    • @Strawberryheadband
      @Strawberryheadband 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      666 likes. I would like but honor the 666

  • @ComradeRagdoll
    @ComradeRagdoll 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    The way he delivered the word “TechnoDicks” was hilarious!

    • @SPAnComCat
      @SPAnComCat 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Indeed, my Past self.

  • @mikemattingly5128
    @mikemattingly5128 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    This world needs another Carlin

    • @UncleRuckus7600
      @UncleRuckus7600 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      He became what he is from the hippie days lots of drugs and hating the police. We won't get that again sadly

    • @dennisduncan7561
      @dennisduncan7561 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@UncleRuckus7600I mean we have people today who use drugs and hate the police.

    • @UncleRuckus7600
      @UncleRuckus7600 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @dennisduncan7561 I can't explain it but it feels so different from what it used to be. They are not even the same. Back then they were fighting for themselves against the government. Nowadays, people are fighting for what the men in suits tell them to fight for their side or the other side. Today they've lost their way. People Don't think freely anymore.

  • @FSAUDIOGUY
    @FSAUDIOGUY ปีที่แล้ว +417

    George was a special kind of comedic genius, he's never been matched! We miss you George!

    • @geri9261
      @geri9261 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My ALL TIME favourite comedian ❣️ Hands down!

    • @lenanava5409
      @lenanava5409 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ande never will be ....matched, that is!

    • @derithross8314
      @derithross8314 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Everyday I miss his genius

    • @derithross8314
      @derithross8314 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wayneyadams thank God your the minority and brainless who are lead around like sheep by the governing government of sheepherders.

    • @cuttercorvin
      @cuttercorvin ปีที่แล้ว

      Right wing maga supporters don’t have comedians. Comedy is just an ironic viewpoint that is obviously funny. It make thinking people laugh. Saying “hey look at that crippled dude walking “ is not funny to thinking people. There is no punchline. Right wingers eat that shit up though.

  • @ronibajralia7008
    @ronibajralia7008 ปีที่แล้ว +741

    I would love for this guy to do one stand up in today’s world…. What I would give…. Rest in peace legend

    • @stevenrunyon170
      @stevenrunyon170 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He does but his name is now Dave Chappelle.

    • @ekimandersom4478
      @ekimandersom4478 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@stevenrunyon170 Dave is not even close to him

    • @julianriveracarrera5021
      @julianriveracarrera5021 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He was ahead of his time he knew what was coming trump republicklans 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jtking76
      @jtking76 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@julianriveracarrera5021 The politically correct lefties would try to cancel him and he would tell them where they could shove it. 🙈🙉🙊

    • @julianriveracarrera5021
      @julianriveracarrera5021 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jtking76 cause he knew how to handle ignorant uneducated hypocrite christian cowardly clowns like all republicklans tucker

  • @arjenbootsma6881
    @arjenbootsma6881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +535

    Brilliance doesn't have an expiration date.

    • @Enjoythepour
      @Enjoythepour 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I love your comment! I want this as a bumper sticker, with his picture on it. Lol.

    • @kirby711
      @kirby711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good one Arjen

    • @richardhamblen5526
      @richardhamblen5526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ..NEITHER DOES STUPIDITY, LOL!

    • @dennisduncan7561
      @dennisduncan7561 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@richardhamblen5526You would know. You're living proof.

  • @kimberlyhoatlin9795
    @kimberlyhoatlin9795 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    This man was highly intelligent and gifted… he was a one of a kind. He woke people up and made them think and look at things more thoroughly. He brought many people face to face with common sense. 👏👏👏 he’s been deeply missed and will never be forgotten by certain generations. ❤❤

  • @calebray4168
    @calebray4168 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    “We are the proud parents of a very humble, hardworking, and happy child” is all any parent should ever worry about.

    • @johnsmith7676
      @johnsmith7676 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Drop the word "proud", and then you're good. You know what comes after pride, right? The fall. And, if you don't believe this, just have a look around (with open eyes, that is).

    • @calebray4168
      @calebray4168 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@johnsmith7676 there are different kinds of pride. You can be proud of something and not have it consume your ego.

    • @SPAnComCat
      @SPAnComCat 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@johnsmith7676 Even George Carlin talked about it but it was about National and Ethnic Pride.

  • @peterparker7162
    @peterparker7162 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    "We have a son whos mind hasn't been broken by the school system" fucking spot on 👍

  • @pureblood1
    @pureblood1 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    this man was a genius and tried to warn us about the times we are going through . RIP GEORGE

    • @Troy428492
      @Troy428492 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WT Smart- I agree for that.

    • @sixtomolina
      @sixtomolina ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂nu

    • @elizabethcampo1112
      @elizabethcampo1112 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      he might have an option other than resting in peace. I can't guarantee anything. purgatory could be real

    • @gboy1301
      @gboy1301 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He was a true socialist

    • @rickwaldron4255
      @rickwaldron4255 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@elizabethcampo1112 George spoke of purgatory many times

  • @stanleyrinker819
    @stanleyrinker819 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I'll never forget this guy. Back in the 90s I was working at seasons hotel in Vernon New Jersey and he came there to onstage my job was the oversee whatever he needed it was a lot of fun talking to him in person rest in peace George

    • @edithbannerman4
      @edithbannerman4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

  • @thishappenedbackin
    @thishappenedbackin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +550

    It seems so unfair that he's gone at a time like this.

    • @timothymercer3526
      @timothymercer3526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No shit!!!!

    • @timothymercer3526
      @timothymercer3526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Who do you think he would have more fun with Trump or the Democrats?

    • @nickl7544
      @nickl7544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@timothymercer3526 both

    • @YAHWEH-YESHUA-MINISTRIES
      @YAHWEH-YESHUA-MINISTRIES 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I make fun of both

    • @abizot
      @abizot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He was reincarnated into bill burr

  • @mikenaugz88
    @mikenaugz88 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    I'd give anything for George to still be here... again he'd still be one of the few comedians who won't bend to these idiots and keep entertaining ppl no matter how stupid we get as a species...

  • @chrisreedcomedian
    @chrisreedcomedian ปีที่แล้ว +10

    He was on FIRE for this entire set.

  • @TensaZangetsu8690
    @TensaZangetsu8690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    His hatred of all things was legendary. I loved this man. This world needs more people like him.

    • @Troy428492
      @Troy428492 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Havok16 I agree.

  • @brandonk8948
    @brandonk8948 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2387

    George didn't incite violence, he merely reignited common sense.

    • @S.K.R.E.Inc.
      @S.K.R.E.Inc. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      No, just no. Leave Ugandan Knuckles out of this

    • @marvelgamer718
      @marvelgamer718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@S.K.R.E.Inc. it was a Mandalorian reference haha

    • @yankee2666
      @yankee2666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Paradoxically, just as Carlin denigrates the fools who buy into what the society spoon feeds them, the commenters on this page buy into everything that Carlin feeds them.

    • @wellsshady
      @wellsshady 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@yankee2666 I mean, he does not give opinions inasmuch as he calls out bullshit and teaches you to think. It's the political idiots who think he's pro-choice or anarchist or whatever.

    • @christheiss4511
      @christheiss4511 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@yankee2666 I'm commenting.
      I don't buy into everything Carlin, or anyone else feeds me.
      He had some very valid points based in logic and some not so valid points based in anger/resentment.
      I'd love to see Carlin's take on this "You're either this, or your that" mentality that's become so overwhelmingly pervasive today.

  • @sabrinaprince8577
    @sabrinaprince8577 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    George Carlin was a genius.
    Said it like it was.

  • @user-by6bc6jc7m
    @user-by6bc6jc7m ปีที่แล้ว +106

    I suffer from multiple severe brain damage and I cry all day after day but this is the only laugh I've experienced in years, much respect for this man!

    • @km-sc4kz
      @km-sc4kz ปีที่แล้ว +1

      oof

    • @BOREDTOTIS
      @BOREDTOTIS ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hang in there brother. Check other comedians like Bill burr

    • @georgegreenberg3784
      @georgegreenberg3784 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@BOREDTOTIStry assisted zuicide

    • @timisontube
      @timisontube 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Hoping for the best - a good laugh is helpful

    • @joerichardson-vi2kx
      @joerichardson-vi2kx 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hi there! I too am T.B.I. for the last 11 years and find that humor is great medicine. If you aren't connected with Brain Injury Assoc. of America , look 'em up! They have been very informative and understanding. for me.

  • @alansmith9814
    @alansmith9814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    We need George again.

    • @johnmann5417
      @johnmann5417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Carlin for president

    • @johndonwood4305
      @johndonwood4305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He'd want to be in a coma. Let him rest in peace.

    • @waynej2608
      @waynej2608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh man, and more than ever!!

    • @uscman
      @uscman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@johndonwood4305 at least he doesn’t have to worry about this Covid bullshit. He’d have a field day with what’s going on in the world, RIP George Carlin.

    • @CosmicTeapot
      @CosmicTeapot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thankfully, a few comics like Louis CK and Bill Burr seem to be following his steps, they’re not as eloquent as he was but hopefully they’ll age like fine wine.

  • @alexaales7937
    @alexaales7937 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    my husband and me always thought we were such bad human beings for being so cynical but then we discovered carlin and we knew we are not alone!

    • @tonyisnotdead
      @tonyisnotdead 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      so you didn't have moral qualms because of the moral implications of being a cynic, but you had qualms because you thought you were a special person who invented cynicism?

    • @alexaales7937
      @alexaales7937 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@tonyisnotdead wait - what? where did i say i invented cynicism or that i am a special person. i am not special! i am just a cynic :-)

    • @tonyisnotdead
      @tonyisnotdead 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@alexaales7937 you thought that you and your husband had a mental disease which effects your intelligence but didn't think anyone else had it. you therefore invented it because it's new in your brain

    • @Michelle-bn1fu
      @Michelle-bn1fu หลายเดือนก่อน

      Bot.

  • @rodneyvallette938
    @rodneyvallette938 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    We should put the clips of him on constant loop on every college

  • @howardgreenman2908
    @howardgreenman2908 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Everyone in the audience was guilty of something he lambasted. His genius was in making people recognize and laugh at themselves.

    • @deanbianco4982
      @deanbianco4982 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes, indeed. And three-quarters of the people in these comments are oblivious to this fact.

    • @drygordspellweaver8761
      @drygordspellweaver8761 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @deanbianco4982 okay “deeeean” 🤣

    • @jgkitarel
      @jgkitarel 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@deanbianco4982 Yup. George Carlin had something to say about everything.

  • @sonjar1853
    @sonjar1853 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Difficult, and lengthy lines to deliver. He delivered them flawlessly. Genius. Articulated what so many of us are thinking.

  • @RobertJohnson-lu9vb
    @RobertJohnson-lu9vb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +565

    This guy was way ahead of his time

    • @ezequielz369
      @ezequielz369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Not really he was just speaking what was goin on at that time and things haven’t changed soo yeah

    • @cominooculto
      @cominooculto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Or we are just waaay behind in history still

    • @ccgb92
      @ccgb92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ezequielz369 /r/whooosh

    • @guyberlivanthuijl7839
      @guyberlivanthuijl7839 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "I'm not ahead of my time I just drew the first breath" - slipknot

    • @turkeymanmcgee8231
      @turkeymanmcgee8231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No people just weren’t butt hurt like they are now and appreciated truth.

  • @99MarcC
    @99MarcC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The answering machine bit still makes me cry laughing.

  • @joelmore2224
    @joelmore2224 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Quite possibly the best comedian that ever lived.
    Rest in peace George, we loved you in life and your legacy will live on forever

  • @gwwayner
    @gwwayner 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I'm 73 and, like George, love being a grouchy old man fed up with daily bullshit.

  • @appletile2887
    @appletile2887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    Carlin became more cynical as he grew in his years and experiences......he was funny but his strength was to reveal that the emperor truly has no clothes

    • @BelleRiverHeating
      @BelleRiverHeating 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I honestly believe he grew angry at the fact that a species like humans survived as along as it has.

    • @appletile2887
      @appletile2887 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@BelleRiverHeating I'm up there in years, have to call the fire department every time they light candles on my birthday cake. As the years have rolled by people are now more brazen to just come out and express their views no matter how offensive they may may be. The hole in the dam that Trump caused has turned into a flood, not only in the States but around the world. Marked stupidity, racism and just plain meanness is out there and have drawn the flies to society's rotting carcass. I don't think they can put the toothpaste back in the tube so I think the fascists' will win in this century as opposed to the last where they were beaten by a hair. Had Hitler been able able to seize the oil to run his death machines our lives would be the color of grey......it's been going in that direction for a long time....like the ocean reclaiming the sands of beautiful beaches.

    • @itsallgoodman4108
      @itsallgoodman4108 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@appletile2887 this made me cry man…

    • @Genesis23OPB
      @Genesis23OPB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@appletile2887 hate to rain on your parade but the beautiful beaches get less and less bc we need the sand for concrete. it has gotten so bad in some countries that there is a sand mafia stealing and illegally trading sand, its ridiculous.
      dubai for example had to import billions of tons of sand for their buildings and manufactured islands, as its impossible to make desert sand into concrete and make islands from

    • @appletile2887
      @appletile2887 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Genesis23OPB They could make sand out of stone by crushing it.....but the cost of doing so would make cement cost prohibitive......it would be cheaper to use epoxy cement like they did in Montreal to finish the Olympic stadium....that was back in 1974-76.....the first one billion dollar stadium built in the entire world.

  • @jamesfeldman3481
    @jamesfeldman3481 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    How he can remember all of his lines and deliver them flawlessly in a calm and controlled manner to me is beyond capabilities.
    No one compares to George carlin
    No one!

  • @johnlegend3081
    @johnlegend3081 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Imagine having him as a grandfather😂😂
    was A philosopher. RIP

  • @marcusteblano6376
    @marcusteblano6376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    He mastered the fine art of hostility.

    • @alansmith9814
      @alansmith9814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nice phrase.

    • @Hithere-ek4qt
      @Hithere-ek4qt 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hostility is not an art.

    • @IAmLeMonke
      @IAmLeMonke 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Hithere-ek4qt the art is in the delivery, not the message

    • @blakeh6250
      @blakeh6250 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Then thete was bill burr

    • @doreenmorrison9407
      @doreenmorrison9407 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Marcus, you mean honesty, now 2023 No One is Honest, we might Hurt Someone’s precious feelings !!! Give me a break

  • @benbowers6619
    @benbowers6619 6 ปีที่แล้ว +477

    "Disembowel then with a wooden cooking spoon." I'm stealing that.

    • @seankelly921
      @seankelly921 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You

    • @grantmacdougall3961
      @grantmacdougall3961 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I use rusty screw driver to often... I'm switching as well, except using a wooden spork...

    • @etonbachs4226
      @etonbachs4226 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm kinda partial to inoperable tumor at the base of their spine. That one cracked me up.

    • @snap-off5383
      @snap-off5383 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm stealing "trouser stain" as a grandma-friendly "shit stain".

    • @manjitneku7441
      @manjitneku7441 4 ปีที่แล้ว

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  • @joshgardner5887
    @joshgardner5887 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I never laugh when I watch George Carlin bits. Instead, I am astonished by his talent, genius, and the amount of truth bombs he drops on the laughing, sleepy hyenas in his audience while wondering if any of them ever put two and two together.

    • @ReinventingTheSteve
      @ReinventingTheSteve 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I laugh at about 1% of his stuff, the rest... I listen to intently😊

    • @OsageRiverRanger-wc5jj
      @OsageRiverRanger-wc5jj 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      YOU HAVE A DEFECTIVE FUNNY BONE@@ReinventingTheSteve

  • @danieljakubik3428
    @danieljakubik3428 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The late great George Carlin, master of social commentary, philosophical comedy!

    • @edithbannerman4
      @edithbannerman4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

  • @NoBsLyf
    @NoBsLyf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    I'm picturizing Carlin talking about 2020 & pandemic, a gem we missed

    • @jamesandriulaitis7897
      @jamesandriulaitis7897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah, he would have killed it for sure

    • @digimaks
      @digimaks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      2020 + 2021

    • @the_kombinator
      @the_kombinator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm gonna rememberize that for later.

    • @Enta_Da_Sage
      @Enta_Da_Sage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He did talk about it. th-cam.com/video/l_L6AS1Huno/w-d-xo.html

    • @susanbezio1529
      @susanbezio1529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Put him in a debate with Trump! OMG

  • @berlygirl123
    @berlygirl123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    His interpretation of our current school system is spot on!

    • @jamesbugbee6812
      @jamesbugbee6812 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And the results!...

    • @LCx829
      @LCx829 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He talked about school shoots 20 years ago and it's still so relivent today.

    • @goutamboppana961
      @goutamboppana961 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      its literally a universal thing now unfortunately

    • @Subcinercius
      @Subcinercius ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@goutamboppana961 school shootings? lol no

    • @goutamboppana961
      @goutamboppana961 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Subcinercius school shootings are exclusive to america the rest is same

  • @deran1983
    @deran1983 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    30 years later everything he says is 100% relevant

  • @jallythekid
    @jallythekid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    So sad that this man is no longer with us. I LOVE HIS HUMOR

  • @rigelmoon9030
    @rigelmoon9030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1113

    Only Carlin could take extreme vulgarity and turn it into extreme belly laughs. A true genius.

    • @kend7597
      @kend7597 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      “Here’s another pack of jackoffs who oughta be strangled in front of their children” 😂

    • @dennismurphy3460
      @dennismurphy3460 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He was one of best ever god bless mr carlin we all love you was the best in my book

    • @unoriginal_name7091
      @unoriginal_name7091 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      His spirit lives on through the work of men like Bill Burr, Ricky Gervais, and Randy Feltface.

    • @scp3178
      @scp3178 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes. Just switch on the fucking subtitles and enjoy youtube's censoring [__] of George's Stand up speech.

    • @jimshipp7776
      @jimshipp7776 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I am in tears! I forgot how damn funny he was!

  • @MrGary745
    @MrGary745 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I never see someone talk so much facts in my life . I respect you sir!

  • @emgee691
    @emgee691 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    What a once-off , unforgettable classic! His monologues were like razor blades being fired from a machine gun.

  • @dissident_420
    @dissident_420 7 ปีที่แล้ว +809

    The best that ever was.

    • @john-wo4rv
      @john-wo4rv 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      EddieBee83 Or Louis c.k

    • @kellianneclare5960
      @kellianneclare5960 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      i think louis ck sold out. he used to be good.

    • @michalvalta5231
      @michalvalta5231 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Bill fucking Hicks!

    • @student2694
      @student2694 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      robin williams or jimmy carr

    • @hugonongbri8100
      @hugonongbri8100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pryor and Hicks might have to say something about that...😆😆😆😃

  • @haywoodjohnson2865
    @haywoodjohnson2865 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    He nailed it every time!! I love the way he had ability to identify the stupidity of people. For example, parents validating themselves by placing their children honor roll stickers on the back of their cars.

    • @edithbannerman4
      @edithbannerman4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

    • @OsageRiverRanger-wc5jj
      @OsageRiverRanger-wc5jj 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      IT TOOK ENDLESS HOURS OF WORK.@@edithbannerman4

  • @GCohen9782
    @GCohen9782 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Fucking legend. One of a kind, and truly missed.

  • @rumor-936
    @rumor-936 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    "Wanna hear a real name?"
    " *Eddie* "
    The second he said my name I instantly stood at attention.

    • @RationalMorality
      @RationalMorality 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Well... If you tuck it under your belt, nobody will notice

    • @carlosferguson6119
      @carlosferguson6119 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @HeyThatsAlex816 my Gods man's is EDdie¡ Real👁️'s realize 👁️real lies YOU DON'T HAVE A SOUL. YOU ARE A SOUL! YOU HAVE A BODY.

    • @kevinmcduffie7478
      @kevinmcduffie7478 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SWTF?

    • @snelgrave101
      @snelgrave101 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I read this comment just as he was saying that line 😂

  • @ShellyBomb
    @ShellyBomb ปีที่แล้ว +5

    George Carlin was a prophet soooo far ahead of his time; Lord do we need him NOW!!!

  • @DarksteelHeart
    @DarksteelHeart 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I wish I could have gone to one of his shows.
    This guy is amazing, even coming back in 2022. He nailed it all. It makes you wonder how long we have been at this cycle.

  • @dna1238
    @dna1238 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Together with his brilliant commentary on life he seems to have mastered the English language 👍
    RIP Carlin ( if that's what you want!)

  • @keensarah7669
    @keensarah7669 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Occasionally a comedian is able to perfectly distill the truth and makes it hilarious, his stand ups should be shown in school. True genius.

  • @maureengross2260
    @maureengross2260 2 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    In my opinion, there will never be another George Carlin, smart, witty and hit the nail right on target, so hilarious, makes me laugh every time. Way ahead of his time.

    • @liberty5069
      @liberty5069 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Evidently, way far ahead of his time, because no one yet has come close to his comedic genius.

    • @rustysmalls
      @rustysmalls ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Of course there won't be another George Carlin, not unless doppelgangers exist....that would be his answer

    • @spellbinder101
      @spellbinder101 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He wouldn’t be allowed to do a stand up routine he’d be cancelled on the spot.

    • @D.Verdad
      @D.Verdad 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He wasn't ahead of his time, the same things he's talking about keep repeating themselves since before him and until now.

  • @dashobie
    @dashobie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I miss George Carlin he was the best.

  • @maxxrand4888
    @maxxrand4888 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    ONE OF THE BEST PROPHETS OF OUR TIME❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @annshannon5306
    @annshannon5306 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I actually had a bumper sticker that read " My kid was inmate of the year at the Colorado
    Correctional institution". I noticed a lot of people that were behind me at stop lights were laughing. I really wish we had George Carlin s insights on todays life. The world is so much more crazy than when he was around.
    If you can appreciate that Bumper sticker please let me know

  • @ZiggyTheAdventurer
    @ZiggyTheAdventurer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    no one can measure up to the wit and delivery of George Carlin. he's a true genius and master of intellectual comedy

    • @pattikazmer1957
      @pattikazmer1957 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s 2023 and watching these brilliant performances has made me laugh and love him even more. So sad that we lost him.

    • @zackstump5425
      @zackstump5425 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is much more hilarious knowing that he was very prevalent in Thomas

    • @dianemitchell1717
      @dianemitchell1717 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Ricky Gervasi is the closest comedian to George Carlin in his observations of people but still not close enough.

    • @ZiggyTheAdventurer
      @ZiggyTheAdventurer 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@dianemitchell1717 yeah he's one of my favorites too with a strong emphasis on courage

  • @sandyallen5743
    @sandyallen5743 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Oh, friends...George is STILL with us ...every time we laugh at his recorded stand ups, realize he speaks the TRUTH..and agree with everything he says.

  • @jbyesterday3959
    @jbyesterday3959 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Man, do I miss George Carlin. Nobody could be pissed off, & be funnier & on the money than him !

  • @smurphy6767
    @smurphy6767 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Absolute legend! I miss George so much.. a comedic genius ❤❤

  • @mikesanders3246
    @mikesanders3246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Im so fortunate to have been able to see him live.

    • @marysuesagor5187
      @marysuesagor5187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The night I saw him, almost half of the audience got up and left within the first 30 minutes, leaving me to wonder who they thought they were going to see - unless they were all members of the same sanctimonious church and wanted to demand their money back just to deprive him of it! Personally, I laughed so hard I almost fell out of my chair! I had been a fan since the late 60's so it was a joy for me to see him live. I laughed all the way home and still remember the things that made me laugh so hard. There will never be another like him.

    • @lenanava5409
      @lenanava5409 ปีที่แล้ว

      You lucky SOB!!!

  • @carrieq8911
    @carrieq8911 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    We need you George, more than ever, we need you, especially right now❤️RIP❤️

  • @katherinestephens9645
    @katherinestephens9645 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I love Carlin. Followed him for 50 years. In his later career his social commentary was spot on. It's like he saw the future.

  • @CarinaPrimaBallerina
    @CarinaPrimaBallerina 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    George Carlin keeps growing on me.. every time I see a show I like him still more, he's funny as hell

  • @lucasw2880
    @lucasw2880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    If George Carlin came back to life in 2021 and saw what was going on nowadays, his head would explode from all the comedic material

    • @maureengross2260
      @maureengross2260 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This man had it all,a way of seeing the world that was so spot on,his intelligence, humor, views on religion and pointing out just how stupid some people can be,but always in a humorous way.Loved George he was the best bar none. He would have a lot of material today with this messed up world were in. RIP,George

    • @joerichardson-vi2kx
      @joerichardson-vi2kx 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Even the Hippie Dippie Weatherman could not have predicted what's going on nowadays.

  • @jaydemo5792
    @jaydemo5792 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    VERY SIMPLY , PURE GENIUS !

  • @lenanava5409
    @lenanava5409 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    A genius at "portraying" the very sh** we are all annoyed at and we all want to express more often than not! And yes, extremely educated and well versed in "unloading" all the funny, but REAL life sh** too. He will be forever missed. A giant of comedy and so attuned to EVERYTHING around us, in us and expressing it to a T. George was the BEST! His observations of and about life, people and situations, that his comedy contain are so REAL, it's UNREAL!!! Can't get enough of him. Miss you, Mr. Carlin!!!!

  • @oscarsalazar2332
    @oscarsalazar2332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +574

    Calling an institution of learning an "indoctrination center" wasn't common then but Carlin knew. Now we all acknowledge it.

    • @DaInternetBear
      @DaInternetBear 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its a shame he got old and died

    • @matthewwebster3143
      @matthewwebster3143 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      He was ahead of his time

    • @Carlos-xz3vi
      @Carlos-xz3vi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It was pretty common then.

    • @wakingforbacon6439
      @wakingforbacon6439 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Only stupid people call a learning center you know school call it an indoctrination center. Like evangelical christians trying to take science out of schools. They call school indoctrination centers as well.

    • @jasongraham4425
      @jasongraham4425 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Speak for yourself

  • @graziflorida4377
    @graziflorida4377 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I MISS THIS GUY !!!

  • @eddiewheeler3291
    @eddiewheeler3291 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    George Carlin was truly a truth teller. Sounds quirky, but folks should have paid attention.

  • @rockerangusyoung623
    @rockerangusyoung623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    As someone named Kyle, I'm just honored that my name got roasted by one of the greats.

  • @justiceforall1288
    @justiceforall1288 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    ☝🏾🙎🏾‍♂️😁😁😆😆🤣💯👍🏾👍🏾 George was the truth!!😆😆🤣👍🏾👍🏾

  • @marymitty3105
    @marymitty3105 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    A couple times a year I have to watch me some George! Thanks for the belly laughs and your wisdom and wit. I see life a little clearer because of you . ❤️ rip

  • @bobpeterman7613
    @bobpeterman7613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    George Carlin was the best. There will never be anybody like him again.

    • @maryl.docktor7486
      @maryl.docktor7486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Today they couldn't talk like he did. Nobody wants to hear the truth.

    • @earthbendbeast9160
      @earthbendbeast9160 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sadly

    • @excrono
      @excrono 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      We can all be like him, when we wake up to the big picture and take action to change it, we can create a better society.

  • @urb089
    @urb089 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Has anyone’s face and stomach been in literal pain from laughing so hysterically? 🤣
    I wish Carlin was still alive, especially in the 2021 COVID culture.

  • @gsdvii7177
    @gsdvii7177 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Carlin's audiences cheer and applaud his condescension, unaware or unwilling to acknowledge that he's talking about them as much as anyone outside the theatre.

    • @Spiritof_76
      @Spiritof_76 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes they do. They just aren't being thin-skinned wusses about it.

    • @qtastolfo1386
      @qtastolfo1386 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      OR they realize that some of the content may apply to them but they can take a joke, quit acting like they're ignorant or stupid for laughing at a COMEDIAN

  • @karenbrecht8545
    @karenbrecht8545 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    😂 I love to listen to him at night before bed he was the best medicine for laughter and putting me to a calm sleep after I stop laughing laughing

  • @mauriziofenderico8348
    @mauriziofenderico8348 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    PLEASE GEORGE....COME BACK. WE NEED YOU!!😂😊

  • @mayda2060
    @mayda2060 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I love how authentic and raw he is ..the rage is sensational ❤

  • @aloysiusjohn8512
    @aloysiusjohn8512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    This guy lives in my head. Rent free, in the space between my ears& whenever he shits, thanks to the lack of a filter, it comes right out my mouth

  • @joesarr1671
    @joesarr1671 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    What a jewel.
    Rest in peace.

  • @sonminorimitsuu2838
    @sonminorimitsuu2838 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Pure genius. We all love and miss you GC xx

  • @ButteryBao
    @ButteryBao ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank god phones and visors are gone, the Bluetooth bit though .. oooh George would have a field day in 22’

  • @alexcrawford5350
    @alexcrawford5350 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Haha! “Grow up, Billy Joe Carl Bob Danny-Frank. You’re not six anymore. More like _nine.”_

  • @mitchellvelardes8668
    @mitchellvelardes8668 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    A total genius, extremely eloquent, highly educated, this is far beyond comedy... the social criticism is blunt and painfully true! Absolutely great performance!!!! A real shame he’s not with us anymore....

    • @hennagaijin100
      @hennagaijin100 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Highly educated ? Hardly. He left school in the 9th grade.

    • @codefeenix
      @codefeenix ปีที่แล้ว

      but he is right here

    • @johnsmith7676
      @johnsmith7676 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@hennagaijin100 You still actually believe that "school" educates anyone? I recommend you re-evaluate this world. "School", as you clearly have come to understand it, merely grooms you for a slot in an already-broken-beyond-repair machine.

    • @robanderson473
      @robanderson473 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      One can be just as, or more, educated than someone who's graduated with flying colours, it's just a matter of taking it upon one's self to do so.

    • @jrnfw4060
      @jrnfw4060 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@johnsmith7676 Yep!

  • @2wayplebney
    @2wayplebney ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My hero, who leads you up the garden path and makes you agree with him. What a master of persuasive language.

  • @itzenormous
    @itzenormous ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I say 'Hey Mr. and Mrs. Natural Fibers.'" 👋😁
    You know exactly the type of people he's talking about too.
    Carlin was a poor man's philosopher. A true genius.

  • @yukiannie666
    @yukiannie666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    i salute this man...seriously...its like im listening to a sensible lecture about life and society in a more entertaining way...hes making very very good points

    • @danmason8427
      @danmason8427 ปีที่แล้ว

      His books are awesome too.

    • @rickash4130
      @rickash4130 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@danmason8427 qgassers. 6
      South east gassers.

  • @Handsome_Gary_Kamensack
    @Handsome_Gary_Kamensack ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What makes this all that much funnier is that its all 100% true.

  • @psychie8625
    @psychie8625 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The man comes up with a different torture method for every shift of subject.
    Amazing.

  • @liberty5069
    @liberty5069 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The only guy who could ever inject true genius into comedy.

    • @NankerPhelge65
      @NankerPhelge65 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And Norm MAC Donald !

  • @michaelwhyte5161
    @michaelwhyte5161 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    George Carlin. The man, the myth the absolute LEGEND.

  • @richardrisner3635
    @richardrisner3635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Lol man I’m a southern country prick and he had me rolling talking shit about us. Freakin legend and a master at his trade

  • @zippitydoodah5693
    @zippitydoodah5693 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Always loved George. He's my favorite misanthrope. Didn't always agree with him ( e.g. _Steely Dan's music is beyond his capacity for musical appreciation, but every truly gifted musician I have ever met are in awe of much of Steely Dan's repertoire_ .), but I always appreciated his comedic gift and the work he put into his shows.

    • @Spiritof_76
      @Spiritof_76 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He's making jokes. Do you think your appreciation of Steely Dan makes any guy named Todd feel better?

    • @brigittecaron2081
      @brigittecaron2081 ปีที่แล้ว

      Please....let it go ...I love Steely Dan too....

    • @zippitydoodah5693
      @zippitydoodah5693 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Spiritof_76 Try logic and maybe I could respond.

    • @zippitydoodah5693
      @zippitydoodah5693 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@brigittecaron2081 Let _what_ go? My appreciation of George's comedic gift and the incredible amount of work he put into writing and preparing for his shows? Let go of loving him? Or let go of having him as my all-time favorite misanthrope? I don't follow your comment. Drop the pronoun and be specific - what is the " _it_ " you ask me to let go of?

    • @Spiritof_76
      @Spiritof_76 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zippitydoodah5693 What does try logic mean? I was also joking.

  • @russellmitchell3483
    @russellmitchell3483 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    George was great at telling the truth about society.

  • @FrankLee-qd3hy
    @FrankLee-qd3hy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Still watching in 2019 because it's still relevant. That and the fact that George Carlin (The Hippy Dippy Weatherman) was a comedic genius.👍

    • @michelekett8450
      @michelekett8450 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      2022

    • @jackshitz4982
      @jackshitz4982 ปีที่แล้ว

      MANY PEOPLE CAN NOT handle THE TRUTH OR FACTS IN a FANTASY LAND....😁😁

  • @sujalgvs987
    @sujalgvs987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    The fact that the people who sort their garbage and jog with their dogs were sitting in the theatre and were laughing at themselves makes me truly understand the power of comedy.

  • @tpzid
    @tpzid ปีที่แล้ว +1

    His introductory descriptions of each group he rants about are priceless.

  • @riggymars7793
    @riggymars7793 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    In any other century this man would have been a prophet and soothsayer.

  • @mediumstudio
    @mediumstudio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Holy smokes - what an onslaught! A true master

  • @AmpasaurusWrecks
    @AmpasaurusWrecks ปีที่แล้ว +9

    With George, it wasn’t just writing the brilliantly hilarious material, but the effortless stream of consciousness delivery he mastered.

    • @edithbannerman4
      @edithbannerman4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

  • @janspeer7924
    @janspeer7924 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The best and worst of George is the fact that everything he says has a large element of truth. He is brilliant.