Everything Wrong With The Curse of La Llorona
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 21 ก.ย. 2024
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“Velma lets her kids watch Scooby Doo” Thank you for bringing this to my attention haha
Careful birdman might sin that
Ana/Velma!!! Hell yeah, same here!!!! Oh yeah, “sparkle motion!” D0ññ!3 D@rk0
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Add a Sin for having La Llorona enter the people's houses
Her lore says that she goes around looking for children when their out late at night without parental supervision (it's an Urban Legend ment to keep kids in doors after Dark)
The setting would have made more sense if it took place during a camping trip near a river (because most of interpretations says drowned them in a river)
who the hell is camping anymore lol thats not relatable.
teetheluchador it was set in the 70’s
Lavender Bee no as a movie in the 2000s camping is not relatable and therefore not scary . Sure camping is relatable in the 70s but we’re not in the 70s. You get what i mean?
Well still, it would make way more sense to the folklore than this bull crap of a movie
@@teetheluchador wtf?? Who doesn't go camping??
"MAMA, NO!!"
Proceeds to get literally yeeted off screen.
almost died of laughter seeing that for the first time😂
Guess even horror movies can't escape the yeet
"Cool, cool. But I didn't ask you shit." - CinemaSins quote of the month.
Just about to comment about this lol. This should be an official saying for his videos. They do this too much in movies for it to not be talked about
@@sirgetya9574 it's a writers crutch to give exposition to the audience without bothering to create a scenario that would give you that information so instead a random character just blurts out something without being prompted
That annoys tf out of me in movies
“I don’t remember asking you a goddamn thing”
Bro when the mirror cracked bc she looked at herself in the mirror that shit hit me man I felt that 😂
Don't attack me like this😂
"bringing a bat to a ghost fight" sounds like a taylor swift lyric
As a massive Taylor Swift fan why is this so true😭
"I told him he is wrong and I am right, never bring a bat to a ghost fight" - Taylor Swift's new song "Ghost Fight"
@@yofrankhere20 uh she'd use a way more complex ancient words tbh
@@folkwhore8322 She sucks so much.
@@hyerkill what gave you the impression that we care about your opinion
The point of the legend was to keep kids from sneaking out and to avoid going by larger bodies of water
Ohh. O w8 they told this to kids
@@Peepee_poopoo123 Yup, like me and my lil sis when we were learning other things like Humpty Dumpty, who let me point out, was never said to be an egg in the fun lil melody?!?!?!
@@astriaredacted9571 isnt it also for misbehaving my mom would tell us la llorona was also punish kids who misbehaved
I avoid large bodies of water any way. I forget what the thing is called when your afraid of going in big bodies of water or something like that.
@@goose5200 hydrophobia?
The kids in this movie are ridiculous! Both of the children get assaulted by a ghost, and neither of them bring it up immediately.
That's literally what I was thinking when watching the movie
I mean, it displays a portion of the kids in today’s society.
"Kids and their overactive imaginations"
Tbh would u believe a kid that said a ghost tried to kill me? And call the police?
Literally in the Hispanic community I live in, not only would the parents believe the kids, but they’ll get any curandero or a church priest or an elder to try and bless and or exorcise the ghost and then go on to tell the story to others who also have their own ghost story. It’s like 90% of the community would believe but also alter the story
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@@vighneshthale9092 *ding*
Get used to it, or stop watching cause it’ll piss people off
Can we add another sin for the fact this wasn't in Mexico.
@@danny1004 what
Im from south Texas and we all know about La Llorona, probably because we also used to be Mexico.
@@danny1004 that's wasn't what I was asking
@Almighty Gekido he wasn’t talking to you🤦♂️
@@MasterGaming-ve4gz my name literally showed up when he gave the long ass explanation
When your Mexican grandparents can tell you in 12 minutes "la leyenda de la llorona" and be More scarier than this 2 hour movie
Exactamente
*leyenda
more scarier? legenda?
@@urbanfsalsa ooops , I was wondering why I didn't feel comfortable reading legenda. XD
I have Dishonored my entire
country, my teacher,
my family,
my grandparents,
my cow.
( Thanks btw )
@@Gabriel-pn8cp
XD
The original story ( or at least what my oma told me) was that a Beautiful poor woman married a rich man. He gave her wonderful gifts and went on frequent business trips. She eventually had two children and loved them dearly. She started aging and while she was still beautiful, her husband cheated on her. Out of grief she wandered to a nearby river and threw her children in, they couldn’t swim and and drowned. She then saw what she did and threw herself in. She roams the world near rivers looking for her children, not other children. When she gets closer to them and sees they’re not hers, she throws them into the water out of rage. If men walk near rivers she will throw them in thinking they’re her husband. Mothers tell this story to scare children into staying away from rushing waters at night. This movie could have done so much better with the story, but failed
I heard somewhere that when her soul reached the gates of heaven they didn't let her in until she is with her children but her children were already in the heaven and that was gates of hell she went to and Satan was pranking her or sth
So basically she became a dumb b*tch.
So heartbreaking.
Even the story you related makes no sense -- WHY DOES SHE THROW HER OWN CHILDREN IN THE WATER when it was her HUSBAND who cheated on her?
@@jondunmore4268 Because they were HIS children.
Also, fairy tale logic. If you want to scare kids away from dark waters, you need some dead kids in your story.
anyone else using cinema sins to spoil movies in order to not watch them?
I used to 99 percent of the time.
_yes, _*_but actually no_*
Yes and no i just use my job
Meeeeeee
I used to watch movies but now I simply watch this to find most jumpscare scenes and yeah to spoil too
Yall make watching horror movies much easier
And im basically watching free movies at this point
Me.
I don't even watch movies at this point.
Same
@@enink6561 Why?
Think we all know what’s scariest
*LA CHANCLA*
OMG I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL I'M HISPANIC LOL
Oml🤣 honestly tho
bots_jjtorres 😂👌🏾💯
@@ramennoodlesokur7561 legit my mom tho🤣 I'm Latina
literally nobody fr fr 😂😂😂😂😂
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Me: Ah sweet, I haven't seen this movie yet.
Lol this is how I watch most trash movies lol
Cook Boss88 literally me
This is how I determine if if I want to watch a movie or not. I only wish he could review movies before they come out to theaters
HAHAHA SAME
Swear... There is a good chunk of movies I've never seen and never really wanted to and after watchin these i feel like it saved me so much time. Since I would most likely tear the plot apart like these guys do 😂
As a Hispanic this depiction of “La llorona” is just weak.
I said. That's not how that works. alot
I'm not Hispanic, but I've always been really into the legend of La Llorona. I was actually really sad this came out so badly, because I wanted to see a good scary movie adaptation. There's a lot to work with, and yet they screwed it up.
Alicia when we were kids we used to be scared shitless about the legend, and I swear to god we used to have to walk home late at night near the river with no lights and we would Run cause we would hear weird noises
@@Aster_Risk If you go with life where I grow up. The story should be about stupid high schoolers sneaking out to have a kegger in the desert next to the river one Friday night after homecoming.
There was some who bailed on a party because they swear they heard her cries. Keggers in the desert weren't my thing, but even if I was invited there was no way I was going because of La Llorona. I just noped noped out of anything stupid like that.
As a Caucasian, I agree.
3:28
Translation: I’m gonna stay with you forever
*you’re welcome*
If La Llorona says that everytime she's gunna kill a kid I'm changing planets
@@annandres8483 omg what
They added this, but they couldn't add the "¡¡¡Aaay mis hijos!!!" ??? So disrespectful 😒
@@lifewithluci1764 Maybe it is because I played too much AC Odyssey but I read that as "Ah. Misthios!"
@@menace-gamingvideos6527 You got me laughing out load at 3:53 a.m 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Allow me to say: Thank you.
That lady ghost is 300 years old? If that's the case, you forgot to add a sin for the anachronistic wedding dress.
Renato Corvaro do you mean that actual dress? Or the style? Or that it’s white? Because it’s absurd to have actual 300 year old crap in new movies and as for the look of the dress it’s some what on par with a 1700/1800 upper class Mexico/Spanish settlers dress
@@karinalumen9722 Mostly the fact that it's white. White dresses for brides didn't really catch on until about 100-150 years ago, IIRC. Though I didn't know she was supposed to be upper class, so it is actually a possibility that she would have a white dress.
Renato Corvaro White dresses became popular when Queen Victoria wore one in the Western since, however Spaniard women had been wearing ivory/cream/white dress before that well into the (1700/1800). Although a Mexican folk tail, it originated roughly round the colonization of Mexico with the indigenous people. I assumed she was upper class because of not only having such a nice dress/her children all being dress in prior attire but also because of how divided the class systems was during the colonization
yeah and that lady ghost drowns her own children for "love"
3:35 she said “you’re going to stay with me forever” for anyone wondering
david taylor wow thanks
See, that would have been good for the filmmakers to have in subtitles. Instead, I guess they wanted to have the portion of the audience that doesn't speak Spanish be as confused as the kid in that scene.
Was it forever or always?
She said" I'm going to stay with you forever." But close enough.
It doesn't say that. It says "i am going to stay with you forever" but i guess it's pretty much the same thing.
I still can't get over the fact that there was an incident where a movie theatre accidently put this movie into a projector that was suppose to be playing Detective Pikachu. It took the staff way longer than it should have to realize this. After stopping the show and rectifying the mistake the theatre had to deal with furious parents and weeping kids 😂
omg...when did this happen?
😂😂😂😂😂
It was la llorona herself, looking for children!
@@owilliams1031 🤣🤣
The biggest sin of all was trying to make a horror movie about old Mexican folklore they've could've done a better job.
It'd be way more interesting if they tried to combine a horror movie with drama for her. It only focuses on her lifetime until she commits the murder, and instead of showing a scene in the future as a run-of-the-mill horror movie villain, she's instead shown as a tragic yet still scary figure, ready to attack the next child.
Fr
MASTER-OF- EVIL lmao this movie is fucking terrible 😂
When I heard this movie was coming out I was soooo excited! But now looking at this it sucks to see they didn’t try harder to make it better.
That's the issue with today's horror in general.
I exclude slashers from this, as they're supposed to be a bit trashy, but other than that today's horror in a nutshell: weak plot, even if there's material to work with it gets ignored, and most importantly: jumpscares.
Every now and then, a good one comes out, inbetween there are like 50 others that don't give a shit about building tension by atmosphere alone
Movie: has logos
Cinema Sins:*angry noises
3:27 in case anyone didn't know. She says "i will keep you forever"
No she doesn’t she says I’m gonna be with you forever. In case you couldn’t hear she said Voy a quedar contigo para siempre.
If she meant I’m going to be with you forever she would have said “estaré contigo para siempre”
Also since there are legends of her taking children “i will keep you forever” doesn’t seem too far fetched
I think quedar can be translated as both to keep and to stay (remain) so both interpretations are correct. if anything it just makes it even deeper that you can get two different meanings that still fit with her and this movie
Wait Velma is in yet another horror movie without the gang? sadness
What was the other one?
@@altosforteaquax5083 the avengers Bwahaha
@@KingBobBobBob Wait, really?
@@puppens101 well end war yes
@@KingBobBobBob Oof thx
also a sin : why does the security guard bust into the room? he could easily wake up someone
This movie could've been something great to be honest, for the legend of La Llorona you'd imagine a movie with more eerieness than a bunch of jump-scares. Imagine it, I mean we don't even hear that much crying from the WEEPING WOMAN X). (I see this is an old video but)
Can't you imagine a setting where kids sneaking out of their houses are trying to meet together in the dead of night? As the group waits for one of em, it cuts to his/ her bike riding, only to hear crying, in the distance.
Sounds pretty far, but as that friend continues their journey it begins to sound more like a scream, frantic cries that are loud enough to disorient anyone.
They can't take it, it is surrounding, they close their eyes, they cover their ears! As it dissipates the young one reluctantly opens their eyes and before them... a river. Those cries, they are distant again.
SEE eerie, creepy, it would put the audience along the same ride as they are forced to listen to the cries, and now the damn kid is lost. Everyone at the edge of their seats not prepared for what may happen next.
Wats ur profession man!!?!...
Glad you watched this so I don't have to.
Me either because this movie is not so official that why I won't watch this movie in cinema though .
Just got it for 20 dollars 5 days ago, I enjoyed it
@DP91 So much angery. Let man's do what he wants damn.
@DP91 its been out for a few weeks. Still regularly priced
SAME!!!
This movie was so stupid, who tf makes a movie of la llorona in LA and not mexico!??? And why is it only following those kids when they are in a city full of kids? Worst movie ever.
Bwt my grandpa came across her back in the 60's she was at the bottom of the river when he was at the top of a mountain and he said he could hear the loud and horrible criying. He didnt bother to find out what it was and just kept going on the path
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LA pretty much is Mexico
LA is pretty much a third Mexico after Mexico and New Mexico.
@@m.bsketches9865 For real. 🤣
Perhaps it subtle commentary on illegal immigration.
@Andrew Gonzalez whoa there buddy , the whole movie was just dumb. Even if it was in english or spanish , thats was not la llorona movie ! That shit was like another insidious/ lady in black movie.
"It did not go well...Met my wife though" That's the most random thing to come out with while counting sins
Does anyone else automatically mutter "roll credits!" when the title of a film is said by a character because of this channel?
Yes. Not only that, I've got my 10 year old to do it now, too...
Of course not!..... i hear 'ding' all day
Personally, I go the peter griffin route
I get all giddish and say ‘oh, he/she said it! He/she said it!’
Josh Chivers 😂 yea
Yes (James harden stare and walk away)
I can't take this movie seriously. I keep waiting for the rest of the gang and Scooby Doo to catch La Llorona and unmask her
“We later find out that the husband cheated...”
Yah, that’s how the urban legend goes my guy
Wait.
I thought La Llorona hangs around a river crying all the time and would only drown a kid if they approach her.
Was I wrong?
No, that's the legend. But movies bend urban legends left, right and centre.
Apparently so
That one episode on the Grimm series got it much better than this poor excuse for a movie.
Depends on which story you hear.
Almost every single story is she by a river and crys while saying "where are my children" and if you a child goes near her she'll drown your ass in the river. maybe only one or two story I heard are like this movie where she follows you
Another sin: The movie strays way away from the actual legend. I've always heard the tale like this;
A widowed mother lives in a small house in a village with her 2 children one night both her children go missing and search parties are sent out. A few days later their bodies are found in a nearby lake and an autopsy reveals that they drowned in the lake. Overwhelmed with grief the mother kills herself and haunts the lake where her children died. She does take children to replace her own every once in a while but she never explicitly kills them. She and the child simply disappear. Also it's said she constantly wails the frase, "Hay, !mis hijos!" which means "Oh, my children!" but I didn't hear her utter anything even remotely similar during the movie. TLDR: The movie isn't like the legend.
she whispered it a couple times to them
EXACTLY that the version I heard but you know hollywood has to change things
The story has SO MANY versions. In some the mother is a malignant figure but in others she is benevolent (but still creepy). It all depends on when you heard it and who you heard it from.
EXACTLY, my spanish teacher told me this legend before when i was in 8th grade, but in this movie it didn't make any sense, so i was like "wtf what?"
ya, there was a little Spanish cartoon I watched when I was little(scared the ever loving BeJesus out of me) it showed a little boy and girl trick or treating and the boy gets kidnapped by this wailing ghost woman(I assume is La Llorona) and the little girl tries to find her brother. Then the protagonist shows up and helps the little girl find her brother. And few strange events occur(I don't remember the whole movie) but the ghost reaches the kids and the kids got knocked out or something and the ghost sees the kids as her own. So something happens, she turns good, the little girl's brother came back, and they live happily ever after, The End. I don't remember what the movie is called, but it was a horror kids cartoon movie that was in Spanish.
Wait if la llorona was just a “normal” person, then why can she do twice the stuff Valak can do. SHE CAN BEND MATTER!!
You know you’re right if she’s just a “normal” person then she should just be able to do the basic stuff ghosts can do: walk through walls, throw shit around, that kind of stuff. It makes no sense that the demon had basic ghost powers, but the ghost has what the demon is suppose to have.....??????? That makes no sense.
It would make much more sense if La Llorona was some kind of psychic of something as a human then that would explain why her as a ghost was so powerful,
or why not just say the more angry or emotional a human is when they die the more powerful they’ll become as a ghost now that would make much more sense
Or better yet just give a ghost powers similar or that reference the way they died, in La Llorona’s case she should have water powers or control the rain or something water related to drown people/kids with
9:27
"Fate of the Furious" broke the sin counter. "La Llorona" broke Jeremy
That was actually kind of funny
Don't let this distract you from the fact that Mr. Krabs sold Spongebob's soul for 62 cents.
Super original
Thank you, JamesBondFan12. Very cool!
Don’t let that distract you from the fact that Pennywise laid eggs
@@weirdwhitepfpguy6457 ...WHAT...?
@@justjewellythings yep
My mom could tell this story scarier than the movie
Literally anyone with extensive knowledge on the legends could, but definitely not some people in a movie studio that don’t do their research or fail miserably.
I don't doubt she could.
@@choerry22 then you don't know Latinos, so stick to spidey kid
@@Bluraysnob1990 I'm just saying,the story was told poorly and they could've done better. Plus, I would know Latinos, because I am one.
The CGI got me scared to shower for like 3 months
Cinema sins uploading everything but Endgame
Sin counter - Breaks
I know they probably did not find anything wrong with it.
@@7269im72m He found bad things about Alien , so even when there Is nothing Wrong with movies he will just act like a dumbass and Sin something like ,,Spaceship Isn't Aerodynamic"
@@7269im72m Yeah right, I sinned End Game myself watching it and fooking hell there was a lot.
@@7269im72m I'm mcu die hard. With that being said there's like 300 sins in Endgame or more. Probably the reason it taking them so long.
@@MrGenexxx I could add two sins out of the bat as there are two scenes of Captain Marvel.
Biggest question is..how did la llorona crossed the border??
Luis Osorio she didn’t, LA was part of mexico
It was said that she will roam around the earth then it can to any country
if we had a wall this wouldnt have happened lmao
Best comment ever😂😂😂😂😂😂
She walks through it lol just straight through it
I was thinking the whole movie "I've seen that women before."
Thank you cinema sins for reminding me know she played as Velma in the Scooby Doo movie😂
As well as Daddy's home.
I was too busy making Anaksunamun jokes throughout, waiting for Arnold Vosloo's Mummy to show up to claim Patricia...
She a baddie
She's also Hawkeye's wife in the Avengers movies.
Lindsey from Freaks and Geeks! She was also on E.R. and she played the supervisor in Grandmas Boy.
She is also Hawkeyes wife and voices Wendy in Gravity Falls!
"If La Llorona was a baseball player, she'd be Chris Davis."
Strike three, called!
Steroidian Davis should be his worthless name.
Can we add 10 sins for the fact that La Llorona was able to invade houses even though she's only known for roaming the streets at night?
I love the way this guy hates movies so much
Still he likes to watch 😂😉👀
Daniela Carranza He’s literally just reading a script.
Sameeeee
He wouldn't criticise movies if he didn't like them, if he didn't like movies, he wouldn't watch them.
Ugh
The internet : Do Endgame !
Cinemasins : No , no i don't think i will
I was really hoping you would mention the unnecessary amount of lamps they had in that house. 😂
The story that they gave in the movie is very different from the actuall tale.
La llarona lived in a small town and was the prettiest girl there. Her parents wanted her to marry so that the boys would leave her alone, but she didn't have eyes for anyone at all. One day a wealthy traveler in an ornate carriage passed through town, saw her loveliness, and they got together. Less than a week later he leaves to go back home, promising to return (Eventually). And, of course, she got pregnant. She gave birth to two children, a boy and a girl, and they lived in their little town more or less happily. But She was still waiting for her prince to return.
About five years later he does return, but he returns with his arms around a beautiful young woman. Outraged at him, she flew into a rage and ended up drowning her children in a river to get back at him. When he saw what she'd done, he yelled and publicly shamed her, then left with his new girl.
She was disowned by her family and ostracized by the town. And she was remorseful that she had killed her children. She went insane. She drowned in the same river her children died in, and now she searches for them.
She loved her kids and didn't want to hurt them, she just went momentarily crazy because her boyfriend ran off. Not saying that it was okay, just saying that she wasn't trying to drag in other peoples kids. She's looking for her own kids and gets confused because water distorts reflections. Stay away from the white spots in the water kids.
*_thank y’all for the actual urban legend/story_*
That's just one of the variations of the tale
@@whatdidhesay9000 Very true. But I mostly wanted to point out the part at the end, where she's remorseful, kills herself, and is looking for her own kids. Not randomly going about and taking children all willy nilly like the movie makes out.
Yes, each country in Central America seems to have a diff telling of the story but the point they got wrong for all renditions is that she isn't hunting kids and ffs she cries all the time she isn't a sneaky jump scare
@@SabiLewSounds Yes, THANK YOU. Well contributed.
*_While La Llorna murdered her own children, Miguel and Hector is just singing "Poco Loco" at the musical contest in the Afterlife._*
Mr. Friendship Lmfao
This movie is insulting to hispanics who fear this demon
fr i was expecting some good stuff here
@Thor Odinson they mean its shit and 10x less scarier than the way we saw it as kids who were actually terrified to go outside at night bc of the stories we were told of her and the movie didnt portray that fear well at all or live up to the expectations of what it should have been
@Blade Entertainment no, it should actually be good and actually scary. and maybe try to tell the story that actually makes it unique for being a Mexican or Spanish folklore. I really don't get your comment
@Abel Martinez Calderon Jr Yeah, there are a lot of those.
Yo, I got a question, is it able to be just as insulting to an American who grew up hearing this urban legend/knowing of this demon?
Yeah, this movie could've been so good.
But the constant inconsistencies with the plot were just so agonizing to watch :I
That's basically any movie
@@C9Fenrir
Not really. Lord of the Rings has great plot following without breaking too much from the main story.
Same goes for Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Nightmare on Elm Street and the Exorsist, if you need some Horror Movie examples.
La Llorona is not that scary as...
*La Chancla*
welp im not hispanic, but im still indian and yes I relate
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@@kavya71954 Same, I mean I'm not Indian but I do relate too.
Being of spanish descent I am very horrified if my mother brings put the tsinelas
Huge Mango 😂😂😂😂
12 year old girls don't love dolls that much
Maybe they do when they remind them of their dead fathers.
Um, excuse me, but when I was 12, my plushies game peaked, now I have 74 at age 18 and counting!
My first real collectable doll was at 12 and now in my early 30s still collecting
I'm 12 and I love collecting dolls, if stuffed animals count as dolls anyways.
;w;
@@CinnabarCereal they absolutely do
Horror movie ending with a reveal that the ghost or demon is still alive clichè
*Ding*
*clichè. A clique is a small group of people who share some common interest and hold themselves aloof from others.
@@roguishpaladin shh you saw nothing
Surge Not a single thing at all. U-U
@@roguishpaladin - For complete accuracy, it's spelled "cliché" (the "è" is an "accent grave", not used very often, that kinda makes you pronounce that letter a bit like a Canadian *eh?* ).
@@randallflagg3700 I was lazy and copy/pasted OP's accent. But maybe I am Canadian, eh? Sorry aboot that. Gonna go curling now.
Watching this on 1/4 speed because an incredibly drunk sounding Jeremy makes every sin sound absofuckinglutely hilarious.
1/2 speed he just sounds stoned
Holy SHIT it's actually fucking awesome like that.
That’s perfect wow haha
oh my god it's hysterical.
4:21 is the fucking best. S U C K E D A A A S S S S S
@@PikaChu-sp2qo Oh thank you *so* much-I literally can't stop laughing and replaying that.
8:09 Oh goddammit
For those curious about what she said at 3:27 "I will stay with you forever"
Us: We want Endgame!
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Us: How about Engame? 😉
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Cinemasins: Everything wrong with La Llorona!
Us: GOD DAMN IT
@Hgyvtfygyhuh Ygihvutctvnininnin You're good at acting like a prick. Luckily, I'm better when it comes to handling little dumbasses like you! 😁
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Cinema sins: *UNACCEPTABLE*
Edgy
Little girl Literally had a rag doll version of the "Annabelle"
This trailer was sooooo annoying oh my god
I agree 🙄 it was annoying to get these ads every five seconds.
And the movie even worse
Especially on Facebook
I hate it when I get horror movie trailers when I’m home alone or watching in the night
Did any of the actors even Hispanic?
The main chick (aka Velma) is Italian, did they title casting call as “any dark-haired Catholic person”?
@Aamer Shahid Settle down , you pedant. The sentence you're telling her to fix is meant to be written the way it is so as to mock the movie further.
When a movie has a Spanish title and is based on Mexican folklore one would expect the main cast to be a latino family so as to lend it a sense of authenticity
machomanrandyaverage theres no need for this toxicity but this aamer guy is right
okay so the original story (or one I was taught) was La Llorona's husband cheated on her in a fit of rage she shoved her kids away into a fast running river when she realized what she had done she threw herself in but had commited both murder and suicide.she is now stuck in a limbo looking for her kids.she will find kids after dark and drown them knowing they aren't her kids
the point is to keep kids away from staying out late
What happened to the husband? I’ve read a lot of versions of La Llorona, and none of them specify what happens to him.
@@gojitsar7505 ran off with the mistress
@@chomp4577 Gotcha.
@@gojitsar7505 and probably then opened a tatto parlor
why doesn’t Velma know her ghost? thats weird
Oh yeah its her I almost missed that.
I don’t get this comment....what did I miss??
@@Havanasky100 The woman in this movie played Velma in the Scooby Doo movies.
uK8cvPAq aw I knew that. So because they always new the ghost when they pulled the mask off haha. I thought she ended up being la Llorena.... which I think would have been a better ending haha.
Honestly just happy we got a “scene does not include a lap dance” reference after I don’t know how long
Anna: MY HUSBAND'S A COP!
Me: even The Lamest Avenger is more threatening than a cop, isn't it? ...
Movie: exist
CinemaSins:
i see this as an absolute loss
The perfect movie for CinemaSins:
No movie logos
No cliches
No movie logic
A good plot...
keep adding on lol
Every hot female character was "his" girlfriend.
I forgot, narration lol
100 sins for la Llorona never crying out loud her famous phrase "ay mis hijos" (oh my kids). I was waiting for that chilling cry the whole movie smh
She did say it though?
That exasperated "oh goddammit" was easily my favorite part of this whole video. And summed up my feeling about so many movies.
I love how you ruin every Jumpscare with a joke.
The jump scares were shit anyways, they use to be scary back then, but nowadays they just add these annoying loud sound effects to scare you.
@@calebproductions1264 they are scary the horror is the anticipation
Ben Tails BCL theyr not scary just startling and theyr just cheap little “scares” that bad movies use
Lincoln Reid Jumpscare the Movie Coming to Theatres April 13th, LOL
@@calebproductions1264 Another thing is how predictable they are. There'll be a buildup of noise in the sound track and then it goes silent and the camera frames the shot with enough space for something to jump out/ appear and scream at the camera in a blast of sound.
"Doubting their commitment to Sparkle Motion." I needed that reference.
Okay. What is that referencing? I know it, it is there but I cannot figure out what the reference is. It is driving me insane.
@@JustKelso1993 Donnie Darko.
@@adamstraight8622 Oh my gosh, thank you. I totally forgot about this by now but I am glad you answered it cause I would have come across it again eventually. Lol
@@JustKelso1993 Glad I could help.
@@adamstraight8622 You are the best!
"He's ABOUT to." Great, now I've gotta get a hernia operation because of an obscure joke.
Does anyone else sing "La Llorona" to the tune of "My Sharona" in their head? Just me? Ok
Essem la la la la llorona
I will now, thank you.
I mean, it was literally in the video
I sing “La Llorona” to the tune of “My Sharona” in my head
Nah I say my cabrona
"If La Llorona was a baseball player, she'd be Chris Davis." LMAOOO 😂
The legend has it! Whenever starting a CinemaSins video, always be beware of sins of logos
Movie: A very spooky jumpscare c:<
Cinemasins: Am I a joke to u?
5:14 I like how he's just basically sinning a classic Mexican legend. Also I'm Mexican, and I listen about this legend a lot of times in my childhood, I know half of it; specially when the teacher gave us the homework of searching a Mexican legend, it was like half of the class only knew La Llorona, and I was part of that half.
Also, also, an extra sin because La Llorona didn't cry " Ay, mis hijos" (Oh, my kids) as the legend says.
How funny is that La Llorona in English is The Crybaby
This "tree-seed barrier" is just a poor man's Supernatural...
1:51 The Funniest Part!😂😂😂😂 "Kriss Kross" reference is PRICELESS!!!👌
It’s an urban legend meant to keep kids from being out at night in places where there’s running bodies of water. It originates in Mexico where labor and living in open fields was once very common, so having children fall into rivers and whatnot was a real threat, especially at night. The small details in the story vary across communities, but the major elements are always the same. My parents come from a small rural town in Mexico like the one described in the story, so she’s actually still a big thing for them. My dad actually swears he’s seen her twice when he used to work as a campesino in his youth in Mexico and it makes him super mad when I tell him she’s not real. He takes it super personally, lol.
MIB, Godzilla, Endgame, John Wick 3 blu rays out and you're sinning this crap!
Shahrcasm “this crap” I have actually seen, I literally haven’t seen all the other movies you mentored plus I actually liked this movie tho I am looking forward to getting john wick 3 at some point
What, John wick isn’t out for another couple weeks
@@foundhorrificgames.2505 Bruh that's why we're glad this channel isn't tailored around you. You sleeping on the biggest movies movies the year
@@maverick8915 maybe were you are
@DP91 nobody watched it? It made 100 million. Quite alot for no one seing it
Am i the only one who thought Sam deserved getting scooped up after her mother told her NOT to cross the threshold?!? 😲
You should take one more sin for haven’t the movie in Los Angeles instead of mexico🤦🏽♀️
Marco Polo LA WAS PART OF MEXICO WHEN SHE DROWNED THEM YOU UNCULTURED SWINE
@@princezuko9430 Woah, chill
La llorona says: You're gonna stay with me forever. You're welcome
I thought she said "I'm going to stay with you forever"?
Minor thing but still
Please sin Us for next week. The film is already out on bluray since june
Thank you Jeremy, for once again saving me the time of watching a potentially terrible movie only to find out that it is indeed, terrible
You guys are the best!!! Keep up the great work!!!
Please do:
1) The Circle
2) Narnia 2 and 3
3) The Princess Bride
4) Mr and Mrs Smith
5) The Truman Show
6) Back to the Future 3
7) The Huntsman Winters War
8) Shrek 4
9) The Producers
10) RE-POST LOTR 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Last time I was this early
Horror movies were still good
41: In addition to not asking for any more details about how Sam fell, Anna is also accepting this explanation without question even though the injury is finger shaped burn marks around Sam's wrist. What kind of a fall does that??
I swear Cinemasins is evolving. I really like this video it seems back to roots or something idk why? Like the way Jeremy sighs and instead of saying "cliche" he says " okay I guess I should explain" because most people who watch him know how he uses words like "cliche" and "ironic" not correctly but we get the meaning. Its almost like he is out of character explaining it to people who dont get his humor idk what I am saying anymore but awesome video!
Not a “warm it up kris” reference 😂 I’m done lol best line everrrrr 😂😂😂
The legend of La Llorona changes every single time its retold. I heard that her husband left her so she drowned the kids to get back at him. I’ve also heard that she left her kids in a river and she lost her bodies; which explains why she is seen around bodies of water. She was cursed to walk the world and find her children.
Tuco having the bandages OVER his shirt in the end... DING! 14:50
Hahaha I didn't notice that, but wow that is so stupid.
Please do Everything Wrong With Halloween (2018)
Lost Legend YES PLEASE I’VE BEEN WAITING, I think I watch this channel too much because I just analyze every movie I see and wonder what would CinemaSins think of this🎬🎥🤩
I watch this and in the cinema the person behind me dunk a popcorn on me screaming because she's scared. 😂 she look at me embarrassed but I know my priorities. I ask permission tho. I finish her dunked popcorn. 😂
Jeremy, please, and I'm begging you, PLEASE DO:
*Everything Wrong With: Final Destination (2000)*
All final destination movies :0
Just get Castiel, Sam and Dean Winchester to beat the demon.
didn't they deal with a version of la Llorna?
General_Strive Games I CAANNTTT 💀💀
velvety2006 yeah the “lady in white”
Carmelle Claude Oh yes! Wasn‘t that the very first episode too? Man the first two seasons were really my favourite of the whole show
@@majora5651 yep! Woman in white, the pilot episode, creatively named “pilot”!
Im pretty sure the story of la larona goes something like if she sees kids by the river where she drowned (in MEXICO) she'd grab them and drown them. Not chase them around and such
Anyone else got scared of the real story so was that just me?
Nah that shit was horrifying when my ants told me the story justbto scare me
I've spent well over $40 renting movies in the past 2 years to keep up with Cinema Sins videos. Yet no movie company or Netflix decides to sponsor them? Well I suppose some people don't want to feed the mouth that's biting them back.
Didn't CinemaSins advertise for some network that showed old movies and classics to watch?