jesus i know he's done shit like read newspapers that is above and beyond but do you want to make him lose his fucking mind trying to count all the damn crosses just tack on 200 sins and call it 'close enough'
Missed sin: No matter how much blood Sister Irene spat out, there would be a slight amount left in or on her mouth when Frenchie gave her the kiss of life and should have expelled the demon in him, regardless of her being in the water.
late reply, but Sister Irene shouldn't have had any blood in her mouth considering that she was blowing air out through her mouth while valak was choking her underwater😅😂
12:17 If I had to sleep there you bet your ass I'm sleeping with my shoes on. I'm not running for my life barefoot so I can be disabled by running on broken glass etc.
I was thinking the shorter the video the less sins. I was proved wrong. Now I just watch and when I’m not laughing I count all the sins taken off and add them at the end
My question: How did they get Christ's blood? I mean, someone probably had to ask him "Hey, can we put your blood into this snow globe that someone will use a few thousand years later as plot convenience?"
I'm a catholic and to answer your questions- a priest can turn wine into christs blood during the communion :) atleast thats what my school nun told me
@@misterminutes4504 Yeah, it should instead be to make up sub-sub-sub-genres of horror movies and then try and fail to use them as excuses for terrible scripts. LMAO
MC King • I agree, when I watch scary movies, I always turn down the volume because of the dramatic loud bangs of sound affects. They scare the shit out of me, and the jump scares are also scary when the volume is high. That’s why my volume is just hearable but nothing higher. Or I might have a heart attack.🤧😭😅
I have to note that in 1952, Romania was under the tight control of the USSR. There is no way the Bolsheviks, during the Cold War, would have let two agents of the Vatican simply go somewhere in their territory, at least not without supervision.
Eldaxerus Kalocraw and the official state religion was atheism, so the KGB would be all over some random Vatican officials trying to learn about a string of deaths in a CLOSED COUNTRY that, like North Korea, revealed nothing that was going on inside of it. In fact, how would the Vatican even find out?! I doubt the Party would approve that as the reputation of the USSR (especially under Stalin) most definitely would not be allowed to be tainted.
@@Jon-su5my Indeed. Stalin was still alive at this point in time, and he despised the Vatican, so it doesn't make any sense. The Soviet officials would have either covered this case up and pretended that nothing was wrong, or sent the army to burn everything to the ground, just to make sure. But no way they would have let the Vatican get involved into it.
I am from former Czechoslovakia and I was wondering that too, there is no way they would be just let in without a LOT of questions and tight supervision... but most likely endtry would be denied
@@AndrejBk Honestly, the Vatican shouldn't even have heard of it in the first place. It means that someone managed either to somehow contact the Vatican despite the Soviets tight control over all means of communications, or actually managed to go all the way from Romania to the Vatican despite the Iron Curtain. Nothing makes sense.
@@eldaxeruskalocraw4213 Here it wouldn't even be possible in the first place, because in 1950 we had Akciu K and R (kláštory a rehoľníčky - men and women monasteries), all men monasteries were closed and only women ones left were those where they worked as nurses in hospitals, so in 1952 there were almost no monasteries left in Czechoslovakia
11:40 - Considering Valak just told Lorraine it's name just because she asked it, we can tell that this nun has an history of providing information for people to beat him. Just like those psychos who wants to get caught.
"First name?" "Sod off" "What?" "When I used to play in the gutter, I'd say 'Hi, I'm Baldrick', and the other snipes would say, 'Yes we know, sod off Baldrick'."
One more sin - Lighting a lighter when you are burried alive is the biggest mistake there can ever be. You have limited oxygen in the casket which can last you about 5 minutes and the fire will exhaust that in no time.
Also in the catholic tradition, every priest can bless wine and it is believed to literally become the blood of jesus. Transubstantiation, no need for a key at all.
They missed the sin of an upside down cross not being an evil thing its the symbol of St. Peter, who felt he wasn't worthy to die the same way Jesus did. so why would a demon even use that. when there is a satanic cross/symbol
@@joshuawillis602 Buddy, I don't know what makes you think you're so damn smart, calling OP "oblivious." Do 30 seconds of research and you'll see that @RubberBand was right. Oh and don't use words like "obviously" to prove your point. It makes you look stupid.
Two tings 1: If Frenchie was the target then why couldn’t have Valak possessed him earlier, maybe would’ve been a cool twist to find out that he was possessed the whole time 2: I think this movie would have been better in the prologue setting, with all the nuns praying for their life in Romania and trying to seal away the evil, could’ve been cool character development to see them all argue which fucking one of them was doing all the fuckery, only to find out it’s actually none of them or something. I don’t study like film or anything, just would’ve been a bit more interesting in my opinion
what do you mean by "Frenchie" was the target? All of them were targets, valak simply needs to get out of the abbey. But I guess to possess them, it has to weaken them with fear first.
You know, the crossword thing could have been really cool if the demon had used it to communicate with them. Like, the words could start spelling out threatening messages or ask for their souls straight-out the way they never do.
@@Dead_ham conjuring 2 was apparently good I was scared while watching the nun but after analyzing the scary scenes i understood that they made no sense and didnt have any consequence like the nun had so many changes hurtingnthem but she just sit there this movie sucks
GOD メメ HYPER they wouldn’t dare all they’ll be thinking about are all the sins of movies and then when the demon does something in the back of the demons mind they just hear “COME ON DO SOMETHING SCARY ALREADY MOTHERF*KER STOP PLAYING WITH TOYS”
*I honestly slept so many times during this movie, they could’ve made an awesome story for the nun. Her story and why her soul can’t rest and how she died instead of this,the movie cover made me think that the white nun is her and the the ghost is her soul after she died*
Don’t you get it by now you can’t show how the nun died or why she can’t rest she’s never been a human she’s a demon of snakes from hell that’s why she’s always saying “inhuman” sprit 💀💀🤦♀️🤦♀️
@@jaya-ky4no "dont you get it by now" this comment was made 2 years ago, im pretty sure they BEEN got it. and since they cant show why or how he died, i wanna know his journey to escaping hell or if Satan just sent him there and was like"hey go do some mildly spooky shit in a convent" (not saying he died and went to hell, i know he was never a human). anything better than these (mostly ) cliche and shitty jumpscares and the 1 and a half hour of him staring at his supposed-to-be victims and doing nothing meaningful.
wow. That church be cursed! Someone call the director of this movie, we need so many crosses, kids can't sleep in their beds without one cross poking their body!
I personally don't think the spirits of all the already dead nuns that Irene met and talked to was visions created by Valak, I think it was her own visions/the spirits of the dead nuns showing themselves to her to help her out. As you said why would Valak help her along the way to defeat her (him? her? it?). Of course I don't know for shure since I didn't create this movie but I'd like to think that :)
My biggest sin was that the nun was pretty creepy when we were not up close, but by the end of it, like after the water scene, I actually started laughing cause she did NOT look scary AT ALL
3:01 for those who dont know you can actually see the name VALAK here with the periodic table and two chairs that make a V 3:49 you can see it again on the license plate.
Diablotry when did I say anything about science? I was referring to the filmmakers not properly researching the doctrine and structure of Catholicism, which they were making a movie about. Who hurt you?
@@SympatheticStrawmanVA Who hurt you? That clearly hit a nerve. Also, you didn't have to mention science because I did. Religion has no evidence supporting it (aka research)
Diablotry Okay. Why did you feel the need to bring that up in the first place, though? I was making a comment about film directors and their failure to base their movie about Catholicism in actual Catholic beliefs. And while yes, there is no direct evidence supporting the existence of God, there also is no way to disprove His existence either. That’s why it’s called “faith”, as all religion is a belief rather than something that is known as a fact. In any case, from your sudden accusatory stance in response to a lighthearted criticism of this film, I was under the impression that something had left you embittered towards organized religion as a whole. If I was mistaken, I apologize. But please show respect towards the beliefs of others even if they don’t coincide with your own. Have a happy Easter.
7 letter word, starting with L "Postman's charge" is "Letters." "Deliveries" is in the wrong place, wrong clue, wrong spelling, starts with different letter, and as you pointed out: is a different puzzle altogether.
I remember seeing this movie twice and it still scared me the Nun's eyes creeped me out but what was a bit annoying was how they kept mentioning over and over about Irene not taking her vows because that's important. not a demonic nun killing people just saying lol
I watch your videos to get the "jist" of movies I don't want to go see. Thank you for all that you do. Please keep making videos that reveal basically all the main points so that I know what I missed. You have saved me 100s of dollars. Thank you Cinema Sins!
You should have given 6 sins for each time that the visual hints to Valak's name appears thru the video. The periodic table in the classroom and two chairs shaped as a V with Valak being spelt going upwards, the license plate spelling Valak with the numbers removed, etc
Two people go on an adventure to stop a demon and were later joined by another guy with a shotgun, they search for a secret weapon while battling with enemies and eventually manage to stop the demon, or not. Hmmm, this sound familiar...
5:38 - So he’s being “diplomatic” with demons? That’s the funniest thing I’ve heard so far! 😂 8:20 - Because Satan likes smooth jazz. Didn’t you read that on Tumblr?!
Something you missed: Frenchy who lives in Romania and is French-Canadian talks to strangers in English automatically before even knowing where they are from. And on a door in a remote Romanian castle it says "Deliveries" in English. Hope the sisters understood what they were writing.
Best part of this movie was seeing inquisitors going in and just taking care of business. I was also a fan of the nuns military-style movement to prayer against the evil. Aside from that though, yeah, I agree. It was disappointing and bad
The reason that it doesn't work is because these people don't understand religion or these things would actually have religious connotations rather than made-up nonsense. The Catholic church is freaking nightmare fuel
I’ve watched this movie twice and I don’t remember watching a large majority of those scenes! Did I fall asleep without knowing it or did I just get distracted by my phone because it’s waaayyy more interesting
@No you really wish it had a better ending. If they took out the horror part and added more archaeological mystery, I bet that they could have came out with a second movie.
Director: How much logic do you want to put in this movie?
Also director: Nun.
HAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAH THIS IS A GOOD ONE
Good one XD
Also director:German
NEIN
Groan :D
@@sophiefawcett1661 this joke becomes even better when you realize that at 17:25 there are 9 nuns :P
Director: How many crosses do you want?
The nun: Yes.
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Yes
A thousand or two thousand?
Yes
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Kind of dissapointed there wasnt a bonus sin round for every cross in this movie.
He lost count at 5111221477518 and couldn't be bothered starting over again.
Don't forget the crossword puzzle too 😂
Or crow!
jesus i know he's done shit like read newspapers that is above and beyond
but do you want to make him lose his fucking mind trying to count all the damn crosses
just tack on 200 sins and call it 'close enough'
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Missed sin: No matter how much blood Sister Irene spat out, there would be a slight amount left in or on her mouth when Frenchie gave her the kiss of life and should have expelled the demon in him, regardless of her being in the water.
THANK YOU
Ikr i felt bad for Maurice :(
THIS ! 👀👀
EXACTLY
late reply, but Sister Irene shouldn't have had any blood in her mouth considering that she was blowing air out through her mouth while valak was choking her underwater😅😂
At this point I'm just watching movies for free
Young Sir Ren Bro facts, that's how i feel exactly lol
Where is the lie !
Same here
Mostly shit movies though, so...
@@Humanlink1 yeah i like his videos i just hate some of the movies he does
12:17 If I had to sleep there you bet your ass I'm sleeping with my shoes on. I'm not running for my life barefoot so I can be disabled by running on broken glass etc.
Mar Rus true that
@@Dawn-qi5er iiiiU9I9ZI9Z00S
Mar Rus 10/10 plan m8
That's a very good point. -1 sin
John Mclain: "Am I a joke to you"
The darkest chapter of the conjuring universe. Yeah, it was dark alright.
I couldn’t see shit.
- 10 sins for making me laugh
Omigod SAME
Literally had NO IDEA what was happening 80% of the time lol
Floofi UwU Chan same!!
@Diego Vasquez Wait Valak is real?
@Diego Vasquez Does he really look like that?
I like to imagine this guy walks into a movie theater with a 30 pencil and 8 notebook like he’s a first-day freshman in a new class.
And how does he get the power to rewind,stop and slow a scene?
@Hey there my man✊🤣
@A candle in a bucket word 😂😂😂
@username172Okay but now I NEED to see someone animate that
do you also imagine that he records, edits and releases these videos from the theater too?
Am I the only one who gets excited at the roasting that’s about happen when a Cinema Sins vid is 20+ minutes long?
Well my response to the 20+ minute sin video is “ohhhhh this is gonna be fun” lol
The VeteranRook i got hyped seeing 20 mins. This film deserves 20 minutes
Not when it's this movie. That feeling wears off about five minutes in when you remember how insanely dull it was.
I was thinking the shorter the video the less sins. I was proved wrong. Now I just watch and when I’m not laughing I count all the sins taken off and add them at the end
I’ve wasted/savored so many hours watching this guy. My roommate once asked me what tf I’m watching that keeps dinging like that.
3:46
I'm surprised that he didn't sin the license plate for saying Valak, the name of the possessing demon.
It didn't said valak, but the elements in the school did
Loo Dee if u take out the numbers, theres val-ak
Not sinning the plate is a sin in itself!
I was also waiting for that
they do this in like every movie 😭 especially conjuring 2
You guys noticed that the licence plate on the truck spells out VA-LAK?
I saw that too
what time?
@@goldylocks1932 3:46
Sander thanks
That happened in the Conjuring 2 like throughout the whole movie in random ass places
My question: How did they get Christ's blood? I mean, someone probably had to ask him "Hey, can we put your blood into this snow globe that someone will use a few thousand years later as plot convenience?"
Exactly what I said LMAO
-Also the blood will be in tubes will be in the shape of the device that they will use to torture and kill you.
Jesus: What?
Easy. Attend a communion meal, steal the cup with the wine in it, Jesus blood 🤷🏼♂️😂
I'm a catholic and to answer your questions- a priest can turn wine into christs blood during the communion :) atleast thats what my school nun told me
@@LarkspurramayaCT Oh ok, thanks for telling me!
So many sins for a religious horror movie, there's something ironic in this.
OMG LOL
Bruuuuuh I didn't even notice!!
😂😂😂😂😂
Ikr 😶
Should have called them "Blessings" for this one.
Imagine in the jump scare part the nun takes off like a mask and it’s flashback Mary (James Charles) screaming *HI SISTERS*
Tea Time
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That'd be awesome
Why did I actually imagine it 😂😂😂 and trust me it was scary af. 😂😂😂
This comment aged like fine wine.
I’ll run, *_bye sister_*
THEN I would have a heart attack now James Charles is scary
Because of Cinemasins every time I hear the movie say its title I say “Roll Credits”
i've started doing it with TV shows and books as well
@@Elly-z7q Lol reading Harry Potter must be a nightmare xD
@@kinkinibhattacharya8183 it probably would if I reread them now
frank alec same😔
same
Nun of this movie makes sense
underrated comment
Boo
I see what you did there.
🤣
Thanks for the quotation marks might not have got it otherwise
Director: a few crosses around should be enough
Set builder: say no more
Thanks cinemasins now whenever I watch a movie I be like "that's gonna be on cinemasins" or "that's a sin" OR "DING"
TheDjyoungmoney same man
I do "roll credits" during tv shows all the time.
@@stryph42 and do anybody else time how long it takes the movie to start "55 seconds of $%&#ing logos"
Welcome to the club 😭😂😂
He's got me counting the seconds of logos when I watch movies now 😂
You forgot to mention how that if that underground place wasn’t used in years, WHO LIT ALL OF THE CANDLES AND HOW ARE THEY STILL BURNING
The demon
Demonic things. That should be the least of your worries if you're planning to watch a religious horror movie.
@@misterminutes4504 Yeah, it should instead be to make up sub-sub-sub-genres of horror movies and then try and fail to use them as excuses for terrible scripts. LMAO
@@Thy_Boss You got it! 😃
The scariest part of horror movies isn’t the demons, death, or jump scares
It’s the lighting
the atmosphere, you mean?
MC King • I agree, when I watch scary movies, I always turn down the volume because of the dramatic loud bangs of sound affects. They scare the shit out of me, and the jump scares are also scary when the volume is high. That’s why my volume is just hearable but nothing higher. Or I might have a heart attack.🤧😭😅
⚡️⚡️. AAAAAH
MC King I agree but it can still be scary with the dead silence
And sound
*"We have no other choice."*
*"Except you TOTALLY do."*
*DING*
No, they didnt because they had to lock the evil and seal it
Or run away from the town and live happily in shame😑
*DING*
Jump scares in these movies are essentially the horror movie equivalent of junk food.
Or fart jokes
No they aren’t
@@jtown2317 True, true.
No it’s more like if comedians tickled their audience and claimed they were funny
No jump scares are more like a migraine, always painful and very annoying. Junk food is great, not good for the stomach but good at the time.
Watched it drunk, real good comedy.
MrPavelOK 😂😂😂👌🏼
The movie is a complete disappointment
Unfortunately I did.
I died of laughter to much
Damn son thats cold
The fact that the actress who played Sister Victoria also played Ramsay's psycho girlfriend on GAME OF THRONES made her death much easier to take.
The thing that scared me most was how well you can sing
*Well
DonT yA coMe
16:51
Chris Cornell would be proud.
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I have to note that in 1952, Romania was under the tight control of the USSR. There is no way the Bolsheviks, during the Cold War, would have let two agents of the Vatican simply go somewhere in their territory, at least not without supervision.
Eldaxerus Kalocraw and the official state religion was atheism, so the KGB would be all over some random Vatican officials trying to learn about a string of deaths in a CLOSED COUNTRY that, like North Korea, revealed nothing that was going on inside of it. In fact, how would the Vatican even find out?! I doubt the Party would approve that as the reputation of the USSR (especially under Stalin) most definitely would not be allowed to be tainted.
@@Jon-su5my Indeed. Stalin was still alive at this point in time, and he despised the Vatican, so it doesn't make any sense. The Soviet officials would have either covered this case up and pretended that nothing was wrong, or sent the army to burn everything to the ground, just to make sure.
But no way they would have let the Vatican get involved into it.
I am from former Czechoslovakia and I was wondering that too, there is no way they would be just let in without a LOT of questions and tight supervision... but most likely endtry would be denied
@@AndrejBk Honestly, the Vatican shouldn't even have heard of it in the first place. It means that someone managed either to somehow contact the Vatican despite the Soviets tight control over all means of communications, or actually managed to go all the way from Romania to the Vatican despite the Iron Curtain. Nothing makes sense.
@@eldaxeruskalocraw4213 Here it wouldn't even be possible in the first place, because in 1950 we had Akciu K and R (kláštory a rehoľníčky - men and women monasteries), all men monasteries were closed and only women ones left were those where they worked as nurses in hospitals, so in 1952 there were almost no monasteries left in Czechoslovakia
“Ooh, ringy bell!” Probably my favourite CinemaSins line EVER 😂😂
I cant disagree with that
11:40 - Considering Valak just told Lorraine it's name just because she asked it, we can tell that this nun has an history of providing information for people to beat him. Just like those psychos who wants to get caught.
Its her vision not valak saying it
Suicidal demons smh
Valac
"The thing is my father used to be a Nun."
"No he wasn't Baldrick."
"Yes he was! When the Judge would ask him his occupation he would say 'None.'"
Samuel Leis I don’t think guys can be nuns I think they will be called monks for friars
Samuel Leis black adder? 🤣watched it the other day in history
😅😅😅😅😅😅 Blackadder fans unite
"First name?"
"Sod off"
"What?"
"When I used to play in the gutter, I'd say 'Hi, I'm Baldrick', and the other snipes would say, 'Yes we know, sod off Baldrick'."
Samuel Leis wow 😪😂
“Rumour has it that evil can do 665 squats!One more and we’re fucked!”
I-This is by far the best jokes I have seen on CinemaSins-
I almost died when he said that. I don’t think I’ve every laughed as hard at one of his jokes
"Seriously, Marilyn Manson not suing for likeness rights was a missed opportunity for all of us." 😂😂😂
One more sin - Lighting a lighter when you are burried alive is the biggest mistake there can ever be. You have limited oxygen in the casket which can last you about 5 minutes and the fire will exhaust that in no time.
Countered by the fact that it has a bell with an easily-pulled string. Meaning a path for the string is also a path for air.
Did anyone else notice that the number plate of the truck that drives of the the luggage literally says VALAK on it? 03:47 6- VA-01LAK XD
Lmao I literally came looking for this comment, I noticed it straight away
It's also all over The Conjuring 2
YAS. And the periodic table said ALAK
Stuart Schöltz omg yes I was ab to comment ab it but decided to peep the comments to see if anyone else noticed first 😂
Yes *69th like*
Movie: has a single logo in the intro.
Cinema Sins: you dare oppose me mortal?
69th like.
Also in the catholic tradition, every priest can bless wine and it is believed to literally become the blood of jesus. Transubstantiation, no need for a key at all.
Honestly, that would've been cooler. Just throw a glass of port in the Nun's face and watch her scream, "I'm mellllting!".
15:55 "Nuns on the Run", that broke me 😂😂😂
"No face nun....won't you come and sneak up on Irene" is my new jam 16:50-17:03
I think you mean The Conjuring part 40
The conjuring of a nun named Annabelle!
Ugh...
They missed the sin of an upside down cross not being an evil thing its the symbol of St. Peter, who felt he wasn't worthy to die the same way Jesus did. so why would a demon even use that. when there is a satanic cross/symbol
Unfortunately Hollywood never does any research
You and Black rose are completely oblivious
@@joshuawillis602 explain?
The upside down cross is obviously meant to mock and weaken their faith. It’s a demon.
@@joshuawillis602 Buddy, I don't know what makes you think you're so damn smart, calling OP "oblivious." Do 30 seconds of research and you'll see that @RubberBand was right.
Oh and don't use words like "obviously" to prove your point. It makes you look stupid.
Two tings
1: If Frenchie was the target then why couldn’t have Valak possessed him earlier, maybe would’ve been a cool twist to find out that he was possessed the whole time
2: I think this movie would have been better in the prologue setting, with all the nuns praying for their life in Romania and trying to seal away the evil, could’ve been cool character development to see them all argue which fucking one of them was doing all the fuckery, only to find out it’s actually none of them or something. I don’t study like film or anything, just would’ve been a bit more interesting in my opinion
That would have been wayyyy cooler
what do you mean by "Frenchie" was the target? All of them were targets, valak simply needs to get out of the abbey. But I guess to possess them, it has to weaken them with fear first.
"It's a Certificate of Authenticity signed by Jehovah himself!"
I'm done 😂👌
Goddamn demons Always pick the jazz channel.
I just...haha.
I've been waiting so long for this cinema sins you are the best!
chaotic black bow haha Same. This movie was terrible
Isn’t this a reupload?
You know, the crossword thing could have been really cool if the demon had used it to communicate with them. Like, the words could start spelling out threatening messages or ask for their souls straight-out the way they never do.
This is so much more fun than watching the actual movie! 😂
One of the funniest reviews they made! :D
Yea cuz this movie is beyond awful lol. The conjuring universe is a large steaming pile of horse and baby shit.
@@Dead_ham conjuring 2 was apparently good
I was scared while watching the nun but after analyzing the scary scenes i understood that they made no sense and didnt have any consequence like the nun had so many changes hurtingnthem but she just sit there this movie sucks
@@hq3802 The conjuring 2 is great.
That’s not saying much, this movie sucks
I love watching cinemasins, especially when it's a horror movie, because it is way less scary when you see all the glaring flaws of the movie
Got that right
True I still kind of can’t watch these at night 😅
Well i think it depends on which horror movie you even mean.
This is the one guy a demon/ghost would never possess
GOD メメ HYPER they wouldn’t dare all they’ll be thinking about are all the sins of movies and then when the demon does something in the back of the demons mind they just hear “COME ON DO SOMETHING SCARY ALREADY MOTHERF*KER STOP PLAYING WITH TOYS”
It is always the main characters
They would try but he would sin them so bad they just fucking quit man
😅😂😂
*I honestly slept so many times during this movie, they could’ve made an awesome story for the nun. Her story and why her soul can’t rest and how she died instead of this,the movie cover made me think that the white nun is her and the the ghost is her soul after she died*
Don’t you get it by now you can’t show how the nun died or why she can’t rest she’s never been a human she’s a demon of snakes from hell that’s why she’s always saying “inhuman” sprit 💀💀🤦♀️🤦♀️
@@jaya-ky4no "dont you get it by now" this comment was made 2 years ago, im pretty sure they BEEN got it. and since they cant show why or how he died, i wanna know his journey to escaping hell or if Satan just sent him there and was like"hey go do some mildly spooky shit in a convent" (not saying he died and went to hell, i know he was never a human). anything better than these (mostly ) cliche and shitty jumpscares and the 1 and a half hour of him staring at his supposed-to-be victims and doing nothing meaningful.
“Tag! You’re it!”
😂😂😂
I love this channel so much
"Frenchie Ex Machina, in one of the ex-machina-iest ex machinas ever machinaed." I think I'm going to put that one my grave.
"What if the need to get to the hospital or something? It's not like they can just hail a cab."
No, Jeremy.
They HAIL MARY.
Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Good one!
Yes! Good one!
HAHHAHA
may god forgive you for that sin you call a joke
Insert rim shot here
I love his "No face nun" little sing along.🕷️🦷🖤🤍
An hour and thirty-six minutes I can never get back, but twenty minutes of cinemasins joy.
"I'm Been Seeing A lot Of Scary Shit! But I'm Not Seeing To Much Of THE NUN!" Lmaoooo He's Greattt😂😂😂
Catholic school. 13 elements on the wall. 13. THIRTEEN.
Come on, am I the only one who recognizes the irony?
I don't get it
@@rame-eunoiameraki1188 13 is considered an unlucky or even cursed number....and they are in a church...
@@GlowfangArts thank you
wow.
That church be cursed! Someone call the director of this movie, we need so many crosses, kids can't sleep in their beds without one cross poking their body!
It's science not Catholic ... Americans
I personally don't think the spirits of all the already dead nuns that Irene met and talked to was visions created by Valak, I think it was her own visions/the spirits of the dead nuns showing themselves to her to help her out. As you said why would Valak help her along the way to defeat her (him? her? it?). Of course I don't know for shure since I didn't create this movie but I'd like to think that :)
My biggest sin was that the nun was pretty creepy when we were not up close, but by the end of it, like after the water scene, I actually started laughing cause she did NOT look scary AT ALL
Yeah, she looked better in "The conjuring 2".
I kept seeing Jared Leto's Joker.
You know how many people got scare in this movie
NUN
okay, this is hilarious XD
that fucking guy ayoo 💀
that fucking guy one ... me ... mamma raised a pussy
Oof
Nice one
3:01 for those who dont know you can actually see the name VALAK here with the periodic table and two chairs that make a V
3:49 you can see it again on the license plate.
Your welcome for your first like
Noticed too
"Make sure you bring your things. Can't pray without your things."😂 I laughed so hard.
When youre too scared to watch the movie alone so you watch the Movie Sin instead.
Wait Romania is mostly Orthodox not Catholic. Also wasn't Romania behind the Iron curtain in 1952?
killerbee256 really shows how Hollywood does about 2 minutes of research before trying to make a religious-based film
Kinda ironic because there is zero science and research behind religion itself
Diablotry when did I say anything about science? I was referring to the filmmakers not properly researching the doctrine and structure of Catholicism, which they were making a movie about. Who hurt you?
@@SympatheticStrawmanVA Who hurt you? That clearly hit a nerve. Also, you didn't have to mention science because I did. Religion has no evidence supporting it (aka research)
Diablotry Okay. Why did you feel the need to bring that up in the first place, though? I was making a comment about film directors and their failure to base their movie about Catholicism in actual Catholic beliefs. And while yes, there is no direct evidence supporting the existence of God, there also is no way to disprove His existence either. That’s why it’s called “faith”, as all religion is a belief rather than something that is known as a fact.
In any case, from your sudden accusatory stance in response to a lighthearted criticism of this film, I was under the impression that something had left you embittered towards organized religion as a whole. If I was mistaken, I apologize. But please show respect towards the beliefs of others even if they don’t coincide with your own. Have a happy Easter.
My entire theater was cracking jokes during this movie
The way he says “the nun” killed me at 6:51😂😂😂
i was trying to find if someone else picked up on it😂😭
emoxsenta it’s so freaking funny 😂
6:48
You notice that the trucks registration plate is Va-81lak, take out 81 and it says Valak!!!
Those faceless nuns at 17:30 were very terrifying, in my opinion. I thought they were genuinely creepy!
They are like me and my friends fighting over a guy during recess in grade 4
Especially when all the heck of em' are looking at you !
Reminded me of the nurses from Silent Hill.
Howabout the fact that an upside down cross is a religious symbol just like an upright one
7 letter word, starting with L "Postman's charge" is "Letters." "Deliveries" is in the wrong place, wrong clue, wrong spelling, starts with different letter, and as you pointed out: is a different puzzle altogether.
When you're dead and have endless eternity of time and no internet you have to find some way to amuse yourself, why rush anything?
I remember seeing this movie twice and it still scared me the Nun's eyes creeped me out but what was a bit annoying was how they kept mentioning over and over about Irene not taking her vows because that's important. not a demonic nun killing people just saying lol
I watch your videos to get the "jist" of movies I don't want to go see. Thank you for all that you do. Please keep making videos that reveal basically all the main points so that I know what I missed. You have saved me 100s of dollars. Thank you Cinema Sins!
Dude you cant let someone elses opinions become your own without actually looking into it
I still can't forget that comment:
"The Naan"
'No face nun, won't you come...' LOVED this one.
That was when I hit the like button.
The nun who commit suicide in the beginning is Ramsay Bolton's crazy girlfriend in Game of Thrones
Miranda was hot
She did say she trained to be a septa
Went to this film with a couple of friends while completely drunk, we actually had an amazing time😂
Let's hope you weren't too obnoxious though
Everything is better with booze!
You should have given 6 sins for each time that the visual hints to Valak's name appears thru the video. The periodic table in the classroom and two chairs shaped as a V with Valak being spelt going upwards, the license plate spelling Valak with the numbers removed, etc
Two people go on an adventure to stop a demon and were later joined by another guy with a shotgun, they search for a secret weapon while battling with enemies and eventually manage to stop the demon, or not.
Hmmm, this sound familiar...
this shit is 100% original so get tf outta here with ya bs
Hmm sounds supernatural to say the least
@No you pleade be a fucking bot
@@alexanderbrundin7620 Can I get your autograph? I've always been a fan of your role as Toxie in The Toxic Avenger.
Sounds like just another episode super natural
18:42
Now sink into the floor.
Valak: wait
SINK
20 minutes roasting session. Sweet. Lord. This is EPIC!
“This is what happens not too long after your vows of celibacy”
That.
Was absolutely perfect ! 😂
You know in those horror movies when they have slow footsteps then THE FOOTSTEPS GO SUPA SONIC
That makes me jump
Almost every situation in this movie could have be resolved with a punch
Jeremy has the best, most imaginative, and most savage burns of anyone on TH-cam.
"jeepers creepers" "tiptoe through the tulips"
I understood that reference
How did the bombs open the gateway but NOT destroy the building?
Another sin
5:38 - So he’s being “diplomatic” with demons? That’s the funniest thing I’ve heard so far! 😂
8:20 - Because Satan likes smooth jazz. Didn’t you read that on Tumblr?!
12:54
"Rumour has it that the evil can now do 665 squats! One more and we're fucked!"
😂😂😂
Something you missed: Frenchy who lives in Romania and is French-Canadian talks to strangers in English automatically before even knowing where they are from. And on a door in a remote Romanian castle it says "Deliveries" in English. Hope the sisters understood what they were writing.
Best part of this movie was seeing inquisitors going in and just taking care of business.
I was also a fan of the nuns military-style movement to prayer against the evil.
Aside from that though, yeah, I agree. It was disappointing and bad
Oh my gahd boiz it’s da nun!
ahhh i seee a man of culture aswell
Syn Cloud I know u are
r/Ihadastroke
Saw that video aswell 😂
Did y’all notice the license plate? 6-VA-01LAK =Valak 🤔
And in the classroom
Does it mean something??
sidwell sekhantsa it's the name of the evil nun
Yes, the periodic table in the classroom says Valak too
„Rumor has it that the evil can now do 665 squats! One more and we‘re f*ucked“
Why are religious movies so generic and predictable?
Being religious doesn't make it scarier its so over done its stupid and cringy
Mood
And there is the "this is a real story you dumbfuck" label in the start XD
The reason that it doesn't work is because these people don't understand religion or these things would actually have religious connotations rather than made-up nonsense. The Catholic church is freaking nightmare fuel
Totally agree!
@@blufox9000 conjuring did a decent job with Christianity but this movie was just horrible at it
I’ve watched this movie twice and I don’t remember watching a large majority of those scenes! Did I fall asleep without knowing it or did I just get distracted by my phone because it’s waaayyy more interesting
“This is what happens after you take your vows of celibacy.” LMAOOO
12:53 "Rumor has it that the evil can now do 665 squats! One more and we're f@cked!" Best line ever lmao
Everything Wrong with the Nun? Jumpscares!
I sub to you post more
@@dariux6976 WTF?!?!
And so many expositions
@@deensaid7762 That to!
I LOOOOVEEEEE JUMPSCARES
I actually enjoyed As Above, So Below.
One of my favourite horror movies. Actually had a pretty good story to it
@No you I agree. The ending was meh.
@No you really wish it had a better ending. If they took out the horror part and added more archaeological mystery, I bet that they could have came out with a second movie.
I actually loved the ending...
It was as instantly forgettable as most modern horror.
“Annabelle: Witch Doctor, Devil-Christ”
😂😂
As a Jehovah's Witness, that "Certificate of Authenticity" bit cracked me up. Thank you for that.