Everything Wrong With Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark in a SCAAARY Amount of Minutes

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  • Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark is the most Guillermo del Toro movie that Guillermo del Toro didn't direct. And like every horror movie these days, it's also got bullies and monsters and sins!
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  • @robbieredrum5953
    @robbieredrum5953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9115

    When they set "horror" movies in the 60's it feels like they do it just so they can't have cell phones.

    • @eclipsemewtwo1422
      @eclipsemewtwo1422 4 ปีที่แล้ว +320

      That makes sense

    • @ascensionindustries9631
      @ascensionindustries9631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +395

      @alan wake Yea, and not many kids, even in the 80s were using walkie talkies to talk across town.
      Looking at you Stranger Things.

    • @ranchmantubularspacesausag5709
      @ranchmantubularspacesausag5709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      @@ascensionindustries9631 shit was expensive, stranger things they were pretty well off in a suburban town so it makes sense kinda

    • @ascensionindustries9631
      @ascensionindustries9631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      @@ranchmantubularspacesausag5709 I know. My GI Joe radio set could barely cover a block. And anyone I knew who could afford real ones were not enough of a nerd to use them.

    • @Tahanok2
      @Tahanok2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Another subtle reason being that we present-day target audiences connect the colors and styles of the furniture and architecture here with what are now older homes, giving the visual settings of the story a more surreal and spooky feeling even without something spooky happening. Though I do I agree the cell phone thing is a huge reason.

  • @badhbts
    @badhbts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8768

    "The basement is downstairs."
    So in other words, the basement is in the basement.

    • @hebinyao709
      @hebinyao709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      AwesomeApeX It’s a russian doll basement.

    • @Plupert
      @Plupert 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      When I saw this in theaters it took every fiber of my being to not burst out laughing

    • @explicitboyo6157
      @explicitboyo6157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Tristan Frare ah you beat me to it

    • @judsongaiden9878
      @judsongaiden9878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "Someone's in my fruit cellaaaar.... Someone with a flesh sooooul!!"

    • @occyplayz6724
      @occyplayz6724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      AwesomeApeX yes this floor is made of floor

  • @layneyharbison1441
    @layneyharbison1441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2388

    “Weepy stories to tell while you’re parked” that was the best

  • @alixmalone19
    @alixmalone19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1812

    The Pale Lady was honestly the only thing that creeped me out in this movie. Like...it gave me shivers.

    • @insensitivity2471
      @insensitivity2471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      NO
      She looks super sexy and very beautiful( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @alixmalone19
      @alixmalone19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      No she made me actually want to hide and gave me nightmares 😭

    • @tutulee3295
      @tutulee3295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      _(ツ)_/ ̄( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @ImaNerdANDaGeek
      @ImaNerdANDaGeek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      interesting because in the short story it's based of off she is not the monster that is dangerous but merely gives the warning of the true danger.

    • @brnk2
      @brnk2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Nothing in thie movie was creepy except for The Big Toe. Well, that was more gross...

  • @beat6196
    @beat6196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4922

    To be honest, Scary Stories probably would have made a better anthology series on Netflix than making it some shitty version of Goosebumps on the big screen.

    • @RandomPerson-gt1jt
      @RandomPerson-gt1jt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      At least the directing was good. Made things tense and scary even if you didn't care about the overlapping story. I actually liked it quite a bit, but then again I've never read the original stories so I can't really compare the two

    • @jarodberg4808
      @jarodberg4808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Yeah, I mean if you make a movie don't base in on 1,000 short stories focus on one and if it works make a serious of it

    • @TheFirstdjsteels
      @TheFirstdjsteels 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      The Goosebumps movie was garbage compared to this tho

    • @beat6196
      @beat6196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@TheFirstdjsteels I meant in the sense that they should've just made an anthology instead of doing what goosebumps did and have the literal book come to life.

    • @TheFirstdjsteels
      @TheFirstdjsteels 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@beat6196 aah

  • @katydid-9996
    @katydid-9996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3954

    I can't believe they didn't take off even ONE sin for the monster designs. That was ALL practical effects! The Jangly Man performer could actually move like that!

    • @cryptidcapybara
      @cryptidcapybara 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      Good ol’ Twisty Troy

    • @SeddieWeddie
      @SeddieWeddie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      That’s what the Dead Meat channel is for

    • @AnimatedTerror
      @AnimatedTerror 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Sleep is the only good thing in this world did he take it seriously? I think they’re just usually good about taking sins off for good effects. Sooo... comedy or not....

    • @katydid-9996
      @katydid-9996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Okay wow. Wasn't expecting this comment to blow up like this but here we are lol
      The more recent episodes seem more lenient in giving credit where credit is due while still having some good ol' sinning fun, even if that is just removing a sin for a well-constructed joke or a good performance by a single actor. I didn't mean to come off as overserious or butthurt- I was just genuinely surprised that no sins were removed for the monsters (again, ALL prosthetics, makeup, and performance.) If anything in this movie deserves admiration, its the dedication to practical effects.
      So, sorry about the trouble, and I'll be more articulate in my comments in the future. :)

    • @theordinarypodcast1283
      @theordinarypodcast1283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Sleep is the only good thing in this world that’s... what you’re doing though. You’re getting butt hurt over the original posters comment lol

  • @unclesp00ks30
    @unclesp00ks30 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1466

    "There was no physical way for him to avoid the Pale Lady."
    1. Look at the lady and walk backwards, so she can't teleport back in front of him
    2. Literally just duck under her arms and go past her when she goes in for the hug.

    • @Sarah-zm8uh
      @Sarah-zm8uh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      It honestly annoyed me so much when he didn't even try to duck under her arms to get away. Like he was given so much room so at least TRY

    • @Ravenblackheart
      @Ravenblackheart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      She messes with their mind and she wouldn't be phased by stabbed but the backward might have worked

    • @astrowolvez
      @astrowolvez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Wait, so does she hug you and you just die?

    • @Ravenblackheart
      @Ravenblackheart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@astrowolvez no but the closer she gets the more your mind wants to hug her she basically warps your mind to make you hug her

    • @burgerking3678
      @burgerking3678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @johnny ember first dont say nigga because theres no reason for it and second you can stfu cuz she does teleport and if she didn't what would she do run at the speed of light cuz that makes sense

  • @awesomecat42
    @awesomecat42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark was a collection of well-written, legitimately unnerving, and unrelated short stories. It deserved an anthology series, not one sub-par movie.

  • @Kapangdazz
    @Kapangdazz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2861

    the characters being minimally racist is really the only thing that makes the movie seem like its actually 1968.

    • @sofakingonmynuts1438
      @sofakingonmynuts1438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      1968 US of America = 2020 US of America

    • @merlintym1928
      @merlintym1928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      @@sofakingonmynuts1438
      No.

    • @coltonlong2223
      @coltonlong2223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Not really..... minorities get priority these days for literally everything.

    • @slaayerr1
      @slaayerr1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@sofakingonmynuts1438 not necessarily, now it's just looked at as ok to say racial things about whites and any arguement can relate to somehow being racial lol. Good old Obama bringing back the racism.

    • @jaebryson4064
      @jaebryson4064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      .... and, Bull Connor Jr. proves the point.

  • @annegrey3780
    @annegrey3780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1225

    5:57 - did Sin Count really not give this movie a sin for having a character explain the basement was downstairs? Like oh shit I thought it was in the attic!

    • @seanhartnett79
      @seanhartnett79 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Anne Grey well it is a question of where the hell else it would be. So yes unnecessary.

    • @BennyLlama39
      @BennyLlama39 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      The basement's downstairs? I thought it was in the add-on behind the kitchen. 😀

    • @midnightthesmartfox9981
      @midnightthesmartfox9981 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Where else would a basement be exactly?

    • @wolveraspeaks
      @wolveraspeaks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It's going down! Basement!

    • @Smallestpenis
      @Smallestpenis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Anne Grey is your basement not in your attic? Who the fuck is this guy?

  • @OriginalNeomoon
    @OriginalNeomoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    "How are they already this deep in the woods"
    You've never been to rural PA have you?

    • @somethingsuperbland8829
      @somethingsuperbland8829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It’s all fucking woods and if you keep going you’ll find me

  • @nightvisions8
    @nightvisions8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    When I was a kid I LOVED the Scary Stories books. If you could check them out of the school library and read them, you were a certified badass. I loved the stories and illustrations. The movie's costuming for the creepy characters were spot on! However, I really didn't like the whole plot with Sarah Bellows. It struck me as Disney Channel-esque. Stella wasn't terribly likable for me, either. She acted like her taking the book from the haunted house is what started the killings, when it was her asking Sarah to 'tell her a story'. But she never told anyone that. The characters don't have much background and we don't know enough about them to like or dislike any of them. When the characters are killed it doesn't incite any particular response for me.

    • @apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868
      @apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      eh as an enthusiast of 1 or 2 disney channel shows i can say it would be a joke plotline from one episode, not a thing theyd do seriously

    • @demonteclair5013
      @demonteclair5013 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I I mean I felt bad for chuck and his sister

    • @meg9953
      @meg9953 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wish they wouldn't have tried to string them all together with a jumbled plot like this. It would have been cool just to have them be individual stories brought to life in limited series.

    • @ImVeryControversial
      @ImVeryControversial 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just bought them tbh

  • @JonBeDoinThings
    @JonBeDoinThings 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1727

    "The basement is downstairs" has to be one of the most sinnable lines that wasn't sinned

    • @dyingblade3281
      @dyingblade3281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      The basements downstairs
      No way really?

    • @TeddyReady
      @TeddyReady 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@dyingblade3281 Lmfaoooooo

    • @jrapattii9941
      @jrapattii9941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This proves that all cinemasins subscribers are idiots who don't watch the movies

    • @aljayrankin8353
      @aljayrankin8353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@jrapattii9941 that's why we're here so we DON'T have to watch the actual movie

    • @TG-ge1oh
      @TG-ge1oh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jrapattii9941 Why so passionate, mate?

  • @valinsummers2565
    @valinsummers2565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +486

    9:15
    “It’s not your fault.”
    “It is!” DING
    That got me.

  • @spartansquid5931
    @spartansquid5931 4 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    13:03 is literally the most terrifying thing I've seen from a horror film in years.

    • @darcyf.5455
      @darcyf.5455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      fkn legit, not a jumpscare or anything but i was like "ooook hello oh my aaaAAAAAAA"

    • @CKVanilla
      @CKVanilla 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thanks for the heads up

    • @jacksonburnham8947
      @jacksonburnham8947 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      There’s something so unsettling about it like holy crap

    • @gwg2813
      @gwg2813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Eheheheh i be bog"

    • @thegrim-reaper1605
      @thegrim-reaper1605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      as someone who watched the movie
      it was not scary at all

  • @Pidgeadin
    @Pidgeadin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    “if we repeat them often enough, they become real” made me think this was a scary version of sharkboy and lava girl where Max got ahold of some bad acid and dreamed up all this scary shit

  • @derpek1861
    @derpek1861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +576

    "The basement is downstairs"
    Hmm yes the floor is made out of floor

    • @thepickygamer4450
      @thepickygamer4450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The floor is probably made out of wood.

    • @ianseldoon1197
      @ianseldoon1197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@thepickygamer4450 no its made out of floor.

    • @yaboi81
      @yaboi81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thepickygamer4450 r/woosh? I can't tell if your joking.

    • @ssshark_bait
      @ssshark_bait 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hmmmm yes this wall is made of wall

    • @AX0L0TTY
      @AX0L0TTY 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      But, if your in the basement, the ceiling is made out of floor

  • @CyberRat-tn3cr
    @CyberRat-tn3cr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +742

    "its not your fault"
    CinemaSins: It is

    • @hanaomer4419
      @hanaomer4419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I said that same thing when I was watching this with my sister

  • @bananafruitcake5677
    @bananafruitcake5677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Am I the only one wondering if this guy is just sitting in the theater randomly yelling out sins-

    • @mikadosannoji553
      @mikadosannoji553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      sounds like a family guy episode

    • @CosplayBuddies
      @CosplayBuddies 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      No, not yelling, just with a dinger.
      *ding*

    • @AxxaultEdits
      @AxxaultEdits 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I wonder if he counts the logos under his breath while sitting in the theatre (stolen comment but same doubt)

  • @Mhelikerart
    @Mhelikerart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    Note the text from the book at 7:59
    “The Big Toe:
    A mother was digging at the edge of a garden when she saw a big toe. She tried to pick it up, but it was stuck to something. So she gave it a good hard jerk, and it came off in her hand. Then she heard something groan and scamper away.
    The boy took the toe into the kitchen and showed it to his mother. “It looks nice and plump” she said “I’ll put it in.” -
    Ummmmm excuse me? I don’t care how good your penmanship is if you can’t keep your story together Sarah!!! 😉🤣

    • @sebass337
      @sebass337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Makenna Heliker I'm pretty sure that's actually from the actual book but still, it doesn't really line up with what the movie is doing

    • @Vomisai
      @Vomisai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      in the actual book it is the boy who finds the toe idk why they twisted it

    • @PeanutWithWiFiAccess
      @PeanutWithWiFiAccess 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I have all the books, the boy found it in the ground and pulled it out, and brought it to his mother

  • @africansafariswithachocola6975
    @africansafariswithachocola6975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1406

    *everything wrong with scary stories to tell in the dark*
    There’s only one thing wrong:
    They made a movie, instead of a tv show.
    It could’ve been like a “tales from the crypt” soon off

    • @DraconicDuelist
      @DraconicDuelist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I'd never heard of this movie, so I thought he was sinning the reboot show "Are You Afraid of the Dark"

    • @franciscolupercio9963
      @franciscolupercio9963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I really had high hopes for this movie

    • @Kapangdazz
      @Kapangdazz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@franciscolupercio9963 thatll teach you to think anything good comes out of hollywood anymore

    • @tiffanyspencer1082
      @tiffanyspencer1082 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was hoping for that or doing it anthology style

    • @Goldfazbeat
      @Goldfazbeat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That would be so smart
      And I LOVE tales from the crypt

  • @TerranMcCall
    @TerranMcCall 4 ปีที่แล้ว +513

    Cool thing about the Jangly Man; I know the actor. He can actually move like that. Can't fall apart, but he is an amazing contortionist!

    • @SmokeymcJoint420
      @SmokeymcJoint420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      I like how you felt it prudent to explain that the guy can't fall apart, you know, for the people that might have thought that he actually does.

    • @TerranMcCall
      @TerranMcCall 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@SmokeymcJoint420 Just making sure. Lol

    • @abnormallynormal2491
      @abnormallynormal2491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@SmokeymcJoint420 I mean we live in the same time period as flat earthers and Anti-vaxxers.

    • @potatoalpacas6114
      @potatoalpacas6114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You dont know him personally you know him from The Flash (Ragdoll) or America Got T alent

    • @potatoalpacas6114
      @potatoalpacas6114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Twisted Twisted what are the chances he know an actor personality

  • @Noone-oq4md
    @Noone-oq4md 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    11:37 "works really hard, presumably at the DEA" HAHAHAHAA

  • @Gothicc666
    @Gothicc666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Something we all should appreciate.
    They actually followed the way they looked in the actual books.

  • @filipgalovic7434
    @filipgalovic7434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +750

    The creepiest thing about this movie is that I was watching it at the moment this video was uploaded.

  • @thedoctorss69
    @thedoctorss69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    I feel like the whole
    “It’s my fault”
    “No it isn’t (reasons)”
    Should be a cliche now

    • @productivestruggle9489
      @productivestruggle9489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Everything is a cliche

    • @lupomagnotto8306
      @lupomagnotto8306 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      By far. 100% agreed

    • @jaqenhghar4651
      @jaqenhghar4651 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I feel like changing it up a bit
      "It's my fault"
      "Yeah, no shit"
      "..."
      "Things happen, people make mistakes but the past is past, you messed up, so now what are you going to do about it? You started all this then why don't you end it"

  • @sydneyskousen2030
    @sydneyskousen2030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I realize they had to work with a PG-13 rating but an r-rated version of the scarecrow kill would’ve been beautifully gory considering if they followed the actually ending of the original story of the scarecrow LAYING THE KID’S BLOODY SKIN OUT TO DRY.

    • @yesterday00
      @yesterday00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      and that book was for little kids lol

    • @wolffoxnation3660
      @wolffoxnation3660 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@yesterday00 WHAT

    • @yesterday00
      @yesterday00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@wolffoxnation3660 yeah! i read the books when I was 7-9. fun.

    • @snowangelnc
      @snowangelnc ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@wolffoxnation3660 If that surprises you, read the original Grimm's fairy tales. Enjoy!

  • @JustToast963
    @JustToast963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    I didn't dislike the movie, but I was so irritated that it combined stories or cleaned them up.
    The end of "Harold" ended with someone's skin stretched out to dry on a roof dammit!

    • @ThisAdamGuy
      @ThisAdamGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Was that how it ended? My school's copy had the last page of that story ripped out, so for me it ended by saying Harold was on the roof, lol

    • @JustToast963
      @JustToast963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      BolanderBooks Yep.
      For some reason that was the one that scared me.

    • @ThisAdamGuy
      @ThisAdamGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@JustToast963 same. Even back then I knew they weren't very good stories. Any book that has to tell you "Now jump at them and yell BOO!" to make itself scary isnt a well written scary story. But I remember Harold being legitimately creepy because it took the time to establish a setting, characters, and build suspense.

    • @amayesan
      @amayesan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      They had originally filmed the skin scene, but test audiences thought it would be too scary so they re-shot it.

    • @vinetail5735
      @vinetail5735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ThisAdamGuy well it's because they were meant to tell with friends, the boo part in a lot of the story's were so you could jump scare your friends

  • @harrishunt4545
    @harrishunt4545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    At least they killed the characters instead of just bringing them back to life for no reason.

    • @mikentikes11
      @mikentikes11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Kallie Biesecker I mean I hope so even if it's just for another one of these videos

    • @rose_millsie9287
      @rose_millsie9287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That would be that awful piece of crap Frozen 2

    • @mikentikes11
      @mikentikes11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Kallie Biesecker plus I personally kind of enjoyed the movie

  • @beanieguitarguy4070
    @beanieguitarguy4070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    I know the “books don’t matter” and all that, but is anybody else upset that this movie has a single narrative rather than being a collection of varying short-films based off each story?

    • @Dangolbustedman
      @Dangolbustedman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Beanie Guitar Guy that’s what I Thought it was going to be
      Mad it wasnt

    • @mayamummy7124
      @mayamummy7124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I felt the same, i was so disappointed how bad this movie was compared to the stories it derived from

    • @terrajae9629
      @terrajae9629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes...

    • @mrinde7
      @mrinde7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      mayamummy Netflix series would’ve done wonders.

    • @GamerKid11
      @GamerKid11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      how about we do like a gofundme or something and we make it?

  • @ashleyb7139
    @ashleyb7139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    "Weepy Stories to Tell While You're Parked" 🤣

  • @americaroleplayer
    @americaroleplayer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Nothing pisses me off more than when a horror movie gets set in the past, because they didn't want them to be able to use smart phones and shit, but they were too lazy to ACTUALLY do anything that made it look like the movie takes place in the past.

    • @bernlin2000
      @bernlin2000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm surprised this comment is up a year later without a challenge...you are aware the first book was released in 1981, right? They set it in the 60s for aesthetic reasons perhaps, but it didn't matter. The contemporary version would have still lacked cell phones. Hell, even the final book was released in 1991, well because cell phones were popular (but certainly existed by then). Kids certainly didn't have cell phones in the 80s and 90s, so why does it matter if it was set a couple decades before that?

    • @americaroleplayer
      @americaroleplayer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@bernlin2000 Yeah but aside from 2 racist remarks nothing about this resembles the 60s

  • @GabeR115
    @GabeR115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    How did you NOT add how she says the “stories hurt, stories heal” thing BACKWARDS at the beginning. Even I noticed that

  • @MoNz99
    @MoNz99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +790

    I really liked this movie but it would've been way better as a Netflix series.

    • @Hannah22oz
      @Hannah22oz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Dude! Every episode a different story! That would be sick.

    • @LaughOutFrikinLoud
      @LaughOutFrikinLoud 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Hannah Lane for real!! Netflix probably wouldn’t have toned it down either.

    • @kiro822
      @kiro822 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Try reading asshole (sorry just look up scary stories to tell in the dark stories)

    • @kiro822
      @kiro822 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just read the stories online

    • @eboyicecream1305
      @eboyicecream1305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@kiro822 where the fuck did asshole come from, super unnecessary.

  • @flef6514
    @flef6514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Is it bad that I laughed at "I know Stella's dad works a lot, presumably at the DEA."? Also, geodes.

  • @satinekryze2893
    @satinekryze2893 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    If the ghost girl actually showed up and said “I’m always angry” after the old lady said “you shouldn’t have taken the book you made her angry” I would have voted to remove all the sins

    • @JustThatOneRandomGuy
      @JustThatOneRandomGuy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And then punch a Chitari dragon in the face

    • @satinekryze2893
      @satinekryze2893 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@JustThatOneRandomGuy
      I think we should have directed this movie

  • @scotts918
    @scotts918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    2:40: "I'm gonna gut you!" - "with a baseball bat?"
    *Has flashbacks to Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves* - "I'm going to cut your heart out, with a SPOON!"

    • @DraconicDuelist
      @DraconicDuelist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well the spoon bit is possible, it'd just take a lot of extra effort. Gutting with a wooden bat usually requires it be broken first...

    • @Johnconagher
      @Johnconagher 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also not possible

    • @timfrey2358
      @timfrey2358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "but, why a spoon, dear cousin?"
      "because it's dull, you twit, it'll hurt more!"
      I love Alan Rickman

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@timfrey2358 I "heard" that comment in my head...
      And that's how iconic Alan Rickman's deliveries were.

    • @filip76uk17
      @filip76uk17 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s about righ

  • @haydenstone6495
    @haydenstone6495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1525

    This movie was just straight disappointing and I hated Stella’s character she just was annoying and kinda sucked everything out of the movie

    • @bradleymoger6993
      @bradleymoger6993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Hayden Stone the film just straight up sucked

    • @stanbai5263
      @stanbai5263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      I enjoyed it for the moment but the characters did anger me when they dragged Chuck into their hunt for files. They had no use for him overall so I don't understand why they forced him to tag along, especially if they were going to separate from him anyway. Saddest part is that it's the scariest death scene of the entire movie and yet it was also the most avoidable death scene

    • @cooleex9036
      @cooleex9036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg me too

    • @sherry._8062
      @sherry._8062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Was hella boring too

    • @joshuabackes7796
      @joshuabackes7796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Add another sin

  • @coolbees2596
    @coolbees2596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    The house: Haunted
    The book: Haunted
    The stories: murderous
    Stella: LeTs dO iT

  • @morganskonieczny9895
    @morganskonieczny9895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "Weepy stories to tell when youre parked"😂😂😂

  • @bluedragonfox
    @bluedragonfox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    " "Sound the alarms" There's a well-fed teenager running about in the hospital hallway, not the Joker dressed up in a nurse's costume, man. " Lol

  • @inuyashaturd
    @inuyashaturd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +775

    How they should’ve done this movie: It’s Halloween night, and the family returns from trick or treating, they’re excited to eat some candy but the parents decided no. So the kids request a bedtime story (which to the parents is boring, and exhausting especially after a night of walking around bringing their kids to collect candy). Anyways, the kids get cozied in and one of the parents pulls out an old book (with no origin described) but it happens vignette style (like princess bride) and each story being read is played out in the film. The ending of the movie comes around and the kids enjoyed it and ask for more, which would bring in the sequel even more scary stories to tell in the dark. It would’ve been so much better as a vignette style movie or even as a Netflix series, each episode being one of the stories. This movie just seemed like a cash grab from 90’s kids and modern teens.

    • @rdp16rulez
      @rdp16rulez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Since no one else is saying it... Simpson's did it.

    • @inuyashaturd
      @inuyashaturd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      rdp16rulez for the better side of thirty years, but that’s just another prime example! Tree House is a great example of where/how this could panned out. But it didn’t. Sadly.

    • @animefan2454
      @animefan2454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Agreed and I felt it was wasted potential on both the Monsters Characters and atmosphere

    • @avalove8554
      @avalove8554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I need this

    • @kadeemjoseph8138
      @kadeemjoseph8138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That sounds terrible

  • @funkyfaulc2610
    @funkyfaulc2610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    To be honest, who actually read Scary Stories and didn't just look at the sick pictures

    • @malcolmgonzales827
      @malcolmgonzales827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Me. The stories are good. You should go back and read them. The pictures were dope though.

    • @chamirajones206
      @chamirajones206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I read all three books

    • @Vomisai
      @Vomisai 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      me

    • @theremedy9171
      @theremedy9171 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I read the stories over and over again.

    • @fournierman
      @fournierman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I read them and loved them. I even read them to other children in my neighborhood so they could enjoy them. Then, those kids suddenly disappeared.

  • @bernlin2000
    @bernlin2000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Jeremy is such a killjoy...I'm delighted that they made this film, this is an INCREDIBLE book series. As a kid, it had a huge impact on me, and felt much more "adult" than anything else out there billed for children. The illustrations are absolutely unforgettable and singular, and the film appears to be quite faithful to those images (Harold is spot-on).

  • @Keenakeen
    @Keenakeen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +521

    Where's
    "Everything wrong with Cats (2019) in Meow Meow minutes"??

    • @lochnessmonster2277
      @lochnessmonster2277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Keenakeen No it should be in MEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWANY minutes

    • @thetakengamer4256
      @thetakengamer4256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      literally, infinite sins.
      they would just, sin every second, then go for a bonus round of every millisecond, then so on.
      there would be no end....
      just like f*cking cats, apparently

    • @AndreiaSilva-dx9vk
      @AndreiaSilva-dx9vk 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lochnessmonster2277 *BA DUM TS *

    • @AMK2005
      @AMK2005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Infinite sins for that movie

    • @maiyakoloski6995
      @maiyakoloski6995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Such a shame because the musical is actually good...

  • @chrislink14
    @chrislink14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    The "Murder house" is from my home town. They filmed on location there!

    • @legendofzeldarules44
      @legendofzeldarules44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Cari nope, I think that ones a set peice considering they could use it for multiple seasons

    • @ScatterBrainedYouBetterFollow
      @ScatterBrainedYouBetterFollow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I will find you

    • @ScatterBrainedYouBetterFollow
      @ScatterBrainedYouBetterFollow 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      “Chris link”

    • @bea6219
      @bea6219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@legendofzeldarules44 the murder house from AHS is actually a really house in a real place. Of course the version we see in AHS has been CGI-d a little bit. But it's a place for real and not a set

    • @SpairM
      @SpairM 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would not go near that

  • @stevestamper942
    @stevestamper942 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This movie was like a collage of the beginning of every Supernatural episode...I kept waiting for Sam and Dean to show up!!

  • @cjmsaracingnetwork5937
    @cjmsaracingnetwork5937 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is actually one of my favorite movies and I’m excited for the sequel

  • @acdc1721
    @acdc1721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    So what would’ve happened if Auggie gave that ghost the toe? I mean, he’s got nothing to lose at this point

    • @anyxd9950
      @anyxd9950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Ikr?! Exactly what I thought while watching the movie. Like, I'm sorry but if a walking corpse chases you asking for it's toe, and you literally have the goddamn toe, why not, idk... Hand it over???

    • @davidklochko7143
      @davidklochko7143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@anyxd9950 yeah, in the tale the spookiness is because the protagonist ATE the toe and there is no givin it back, but Auggie could have done it

    • @anyxd9950
      @anyxd9950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@davidklochko7143 Ohhhh... Well, if he ATE it the whole thing would make much more sense...

    • @azlankhan8260
      @azlankhan8260 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@anyxd9950 A

    • @pompe221
      @pompe221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@anyxd9950 Exactly! Sheesh, even My Little Pony figured out that one! (Or if you're too scared to face the walking corpse, just leave the toe in the middle of the doorway where the corpse can find it.)
      And that's not even addressing the insanity of finding some random toe and deciding to COOK IT IN A FREAKING STEW TO EAT IT. ffs.

  • @stompchunkman4248
    @stompchunkman4248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The Pale Lady was the best part, she was seriously disturbing. The fact that she never screamed or did many of the usual horror cliches made it fun and memorable, and oh so scary.
    Kinda upset you didn't remove sins for the practical effect and makeup. The Jangly Man was performed by a contortionist, many of his movements were real .

  • @deez9833
    @deez9833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love how all the kids killed in the book could’ve been brought back by writing in her blood with that pen again at the end of each story saying “they woke up the next morning in their beds and realized it was all a nightmare and went on with their lives” 😂

  • @pg9193
    @pg9193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I'm starting to wonder if there's going to a single book, song, movie or even just a simple *reference* to my childhood which won't eventually be turned into a two-bit cash grab by washed up, uncreative Hollywood opportunists... probably not, but it's nice to wonder..

  • @no1caresanymore
    @no1caresanymore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    For me, "Harold" was always the most terrifying of all the stories in the books

    • @jeremybearimy920
      @jeremybearimy920 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      the big toe was definitely the scariest for me

    • @moghraliamneeson
      @moghraliamneeson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "The Window" story from the first Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark book is pretty scary. That mummy creature in it is terrifyingly awesome!

  • @hebinyao709
    @hebinyao709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    The biggest problem about this movie is, it’s not scary.

    • @chimerical8746
      @chimerical8746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      or funny

    • @MegaGermanShepherds
      @MegaGermanShepherds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No it’s scary! You have a different opinion than me so I will not judge your own thinking. Literally had to cover my eyes because every second of each monster coming was creepy.

    • @astrid1x
      @astrid1x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      MegaGermanShepherds no your just a pussy, it’s not scary at all 😂😭

    • @protoalcibiade4432
      @protoalcibiade4432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah but it was watchable.

  • @Nikkiflausch
    @Nikkiflausch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I loved this movie. There's a lot about it that didn't work for me, but a lot did. And Zoe Colleti's performance was absolutely fantastic - this was her fourth role and she was KILLING it! I hope she has a long and bright future ahead of her (if that's what she wants).

  • @michellegray7892
    @michellegray7892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Harold just wanted that sweet varsity jacket. Sharing is caring!

  • @kelydorestil9781
    @kelydorestil9781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Witch lady : stories hurt, stories heal
    me: um yea wtf does that mean

    • @animefan2454
      @animefan2454 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah Neve really got that part.

    • @kenhollis6197
      @kenhollis6197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It means stories can frighten you or even damage someone's reputation (secrets, libel), or they can make you feel good or inspired.

    • @delugesofgrandeur
      @delugesofgrandeur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kenhollis6197 Seemed pretty self-explanatory to me.

    • @GallifreysMagician
      @GallifreysMagician 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, these stories hurt Stella and her friends, but getting them out helped Sara heal?

    • @yoboikamil525
      @yoboikamil525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That rhymes nice job

  • @SwaggyG_2102
    @SwaggyG_2102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +821

    For Thursday,
    Could you do:
    *Everything Wrong With: Final Destination (2000)*

    • @officialcringe-3724
      @officialcringe-3724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      OMG YES

    • @omarsalem1219
      @omarsalem1219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      The entire movie is a sin and don't even let me start talking about the sequels

    • @pitohuiiii5333
      @pitohuiiii5333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pick a movie man 😂

    • @officialcringe-3724
      @officialcringe-3724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@omarsalem1219 lmao

    • @SwaggyG_2102
      @SwaggyG_2102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pitohuiiii5333 Sorry, it's just that both movies (while being good) need to be sinned

  • @RandomPerson-gt1jt
    @RandomPerson-gt1jt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I'm surprised Cinemas didn't point out that the jangly man, despite having his torso trapped by the car and the truck, is somehow able to free his torso from the truck by removing his head and limbs, which weren't affected by the crash in any way. They could have made it so that just his limbs were following them now, which could have been scary, or at least had him use his arms and legs to push the car out of the way. But instead his torso just magically goes free.

  • @frikandel3218
    @frikandel3218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Horror movie: *Entirely set in the dark*
    My crappy upstairs TV: How about grey?

  • @wolvo5441
    @wolvo5441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    “I’m gonna gut youuuu!”
    “With a baseball bat?” 😂😂

    • @dyingblade3281
      @dyingblade3281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @stompchunkman4248
      @stompchunkman4248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, you can break it and gut him with the sharp wood. Ineffective but brutal.

    • @dragonausto1614
      @dragonausto1614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He was gonna hit him in the stomach so hard it would have burned through his flesh lol

    • @dyingblade3281
      @dyingblade3281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or an effective way instead is to get negans baseball bat😂

  • @cornlips7247
    @cornlips7247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    When I was a child I freaking loved the first scary stories to tell in the dark book. I later found out there was more than one but the first one was awesome.

  • @alana1835
    @alana1835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’ve been waiting for this ever since I saw it in the theater.

  • @johncantrell9993
    @johncantrell9993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:19 I live in a rural area and we still have 2 drive in theaters within 30 mins of us.

  • @oliviaa5
    @oliviaa5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    “This is not your fault”
    Sin: “it is!” *ding*

  • @greer8335
    @greer8335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    fun fact: one of Sarah's brother's name is Harold. So he was probably the original scarecrow! Do not know where he went after Tommy took his place though lol

    • @aarry4819
      @aarry4819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's one of the theories I've seen that some of the monsters are her family

  • @ffionhodge6122
    @ffionhodge6122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    0:19 "you know what else hurts?"
    28 stab wounds

  • @Gabrielle432
    @Gabrielle432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    In the book, Harold skins him alive.

    • @lonedragon3261
      @lonedragon3261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nice picture

    • @davyisgae2252
      @davyisgae2252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That was the best part of the story! This movie was too tame. Harold was probably the most interesting and frightening stories of the whole series, with lots of strange details and a slow burn to a horrifying conclusion. The movie is having an identity crisis as to who its audience is. The honest answer is, a bunch of morbid middle-grade readers who appreciate the astonishing illustrations and love the genuinely gorey stories about dismembered bodies. This is a version that's been gutted of its guts, leaving only cliches and tropes. Not to be completely negative.... I did like the Pale Lady and Harold puppets, but hey - I think puppets rule.

  • @lovelybones8157
    @lovelybones8157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "Weepy stories to tell while parked" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dtcomic1758
    @dtcomic1758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +418

    For thursday can you do
    *Everything wrong with Cats 2019 or Charlies Angels 2019*

    • @alandgomez5905
      @alandgomez5905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Cats is gonna be painful lol.

    • @SpliffStar79
      @SpliffStar79 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That would take a hour and a half video each for those crap fest.

    • @jonathonparzyck82
      @jonathonparzyck82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Cats Is what's wrong with cats

    • @madizzle90
      @madizzle90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cats, at least, is still in theaters I think.

    • @rudymarie9361
      @rudymarie9361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Everything Wrong With Cats:
      Cats *end credits*

  • @memershrek6964
    @memershrek6964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Can we just appreciate how well the monsters look like the books.

  • @randiulevog-jones6523
    @randiulevog-jones6523 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was waiting for this! THANK YOU CINEMASINS!

  • @breadislife275
    @breadislife275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    "Everything Wrong With Slenderman In Long Arms Minutes" that would be good!

  • @streetpeter3210
    @streetpeter3210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This was shot in my hometown 😂 I recognized that hill and train tracks at the end immediately. Looked it up and it was shot here lmfao.

  • @livm9306
    @livm9306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I read the book as a kid and surprisingly didn’t hate this movie. When I found out this was being made I wondered how they were going to incorporate multiple stories. But I thought they did it ok.

  • @francispitts9440
    @francispitts9440 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was waiting for a “ discount Woopi Goldberg” at 11:00 but alas you left me hanging, lol.

  • @nighthawk9905
    @nighthawk9905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I honestly didn’t find the pale lady that creepy, in the book she warns the lady in the dream this is an evil place then when she actually sees her again she lets her run outta there

    • @therealmalady7373
      @therealmalady7373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Moreso eerie, ominous, that creepy that disturbs you but you're aware there's nothing to fear

  • @sebass337
    @sebass337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The Jangly Man is a mixture of the story "Me-tie-dough-ty-walker!" and "What did you come for?".

  • @pap-fr
    @pap-fr 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    They got the drawings very right imo. Especially pale lady. She was always the freakiest even in books.

  • @Gobstomper69
    @Gobstomper69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I loved your Atreu from The Never Ending Story. I laughed so hard

  • @sharonkadosh6251
    @sharonkadosh6251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Love sins on horror movies becasue there are so many ridiculous things

  • @AthenisKS81
    @AthenisKS81 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    There's also a completely bizarre thing with Ruth just taking off with Stella and her dad. She got over her shock pretty fast, and her parents are just cool with her going on a road trip, even though Chuck is missing.

  • @johnhyatt3370
    @johnhyatt3370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:07 "The Whistling Room" is one of the classic Carnacki ghost stories published in 1910 by William Hope Hodgson, who was killed in World War I (and it begins the same way shown in the movie).

  • @tr3isdead
    @tr3isdead ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Presumably at the DEA” what a legend

  • @Reapous
    @Reapous 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Fun fact, the majority of the school scenes for this movie was shot at my School, Scarlett Heights Entrepreneurial Academy.
    Was really awesome to see them film there.

  • @amberward1195
    @amberward1195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Fun fact: the beginning scene was filmed in my former city in canada near where I grew up, it amazed me considering hamilton is a horror movie all on it's own 😂

  • @willhenline5245
    @willhenline5245 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "You can tell he lives in that car by smelling a blanket?" He doesn't know.

  • @michaelmoll56
    @michaelmoll56 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Since this is a spoiler zone:
    I think the fact Stella was given a magical pen, the book to write the story in and directions on how to use both items so what you write comes true. I'm a bit disappointed that she didn't just write her friends back. All it would take would be at the end of the OG story put something like "and then they appeared later in there homes three days later unharmed and sane"

  • @theamazingbeebopatd3251
    @theamazingbeebopatd3251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    16:54 HOLY SHIT he used a voiceover from "Barry", that made me so happy

  • @wolveraspeaks
    @wolveraspeaks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    SCP: 304/5
    The scarecrow virus.
    Turns lazily written, Stephen King level bullies into scarecrows. Scarecrows go on to infect other tired stereotypes

  • @nikifisher76
    @nikifisher76 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Every cinemasins video you have a remark that tickles me for no reason. "...goes on for ALL the some time." cracked me up.

  • @allthingsfighting4518
    @allthingsfighting4518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Presumably works at the DEA” I love it

  • @quentinbrown1284
    @quentinbrown1284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I’m giving you a sin for bringing the idea of a pumpkin spice patty melts into existence

  • @camerondurham3923
    @camerondurham3923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Movie: Gets made
    Cinema Sins: *Wait, thats illegal*

  • @ruthlangmead6830
    @ruthlangmead6830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    OH MY GOD😂😂😂😂the hay fever joke was perfeccttt!!!👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻😂😂😂

  • @sarikatimmi
    @sarikatimmi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    these books scared the crap out of me as a kid. ive lost many hrs throughout the day and lost many hrs of sleep thinking about them. the illustrations got to me the most

  • @GG_galaxyguts
    @GG_galaxyguts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    "The basement is downstairs"
    _hmm yes, the basement is the basement_

    • @Wobbe89
      @Wobbe89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hmm yes, the basement floor is made of basement floor

    • @beugz1149
      @beugz1149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      time stamp?

    • @im_cracked7780
      @im_cracked7780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stuart 5:55

    • @imranbecks
      @imranbecks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I LOL when she said that. Of course the basement is downstairs..... DUH

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Wobbe89
      No, the basement floor was created from basement

  • @jakecarts__6144
    @jakecarts__6144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    11:36 “Stella’s dad works a lot, presumably at the DEA” 😂😂 Such a good reference. if you’ve never seen breaking bad, go watch it

    • @mitch3613
      @mitch3613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jake Agema glad someone picked up on that

    • @thepickygamer4450
      @thepickygamer4450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The Dad in this movie works for the DEA in Breaking Bad, and is one of, like, 3 characters you'll açtually feel bad for by the end.

    • @timfrey2358
      @timfrey2358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      freaking amazing acting all over that show.

    • @SmokeymcJoint420
      @SmokeymcJoint420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jake, you act like Breaking Bad was some niche show that had a small following. It was only one of the biggest TV shows ever.

    • @jakecarts__6144
      @jakecarts__6144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      okay then smokey. You might be in a breaking bad fan club but I know many people who have not seen it. It’s an older show now, a lot of younger people aka most of youtube now probably have not seen it

  • @SNAKERAKES
    @SNAKERAKES 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Give this guy an Emmy

  • @aestheticcat8976
    @aestheticcat8976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    *IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN A SERIES*
    Had to say it for the people in the back, it was so rushed and the monsters themselves were really well done in my opinion. I was left wondering about the other monsters in the book, like imagine how cool it would have been to see the Windigo's design and yes that was one of the stories. All in all they messed up and Stella is annoying.