Everything Wrong With Ouija In 16 Minutes Or Less
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 19 ต.ค. 2016
- Here's a horror film that seems to be trying to hit as many cliches as possible. And it gets plenty of sins for that too.
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Me: O shit waddup
Demons: N-E-W O-U-I-J-A B-O-A-R-D, W-H-O D-I-S?
Classic comedy.
Bruh😂😂
Clorox Bleach e
😂😂👌🏻👌🏻🍆💦😈
😭😭😭😭😂😂😂
You have to be 21 to drink alcohol, and the Ouija board's recommended age is 8. 21 to drink, 8 to summon Satan.
wow
18 to fight terrorists.
0 to 100 real quick
KILLER ROB STAR How so?
Original. Haven't seen that phrase everywhere at all.
"You didn't do anything, but at least you did it well." That'll probably be on my tombstone.
Are you my long lost twin?
As an hispanic guy in an hispanic country i can confirm we have high levels of expertice in paranormal bullshittery.
Bullshitery
My phone whent muffled half way to
My great great grandmother was actually a bruja according to my abuela. Crystal ball and all.
My great grandma was a slight bit of a witch, and I myself am a bruja. We know our magick mess stuff
@Sterling Archer oh yes, i love *la larona*
"Remember that board we used to play with... when we were kids?
The Luigi board?"
The Luigi Mario board?
TheTrueChuster oujia*
TheTrueChuster Ouija**
THE LOU-IGGY BOARD
“the weege board: left by nintendo"
"It's a haaaaaunted grocery cart!"
That was my favorite part XD I love this channel
and the muahaha part !!!!!!!
:DDDDD
nell carroll 😂
yes it isssssss
"No human BEING would stack books like this"
/look at my books being stacked on the book shelf/
me: i can explain
That's a Ghostbusters joke, btw
You demon
“I’m not human”
Each book is where it's meant to be.
I was thinking the same thing 🥴😅
Anyone else hearing a weird reverberation in the background when he is talking?
Yes! I thought my headphones broke again. I think the weird audio starts when it shows the girl recording herself cleaning the attic
at 9:18 is when the audio gets weird
Dude yes!!! I was getting pissed at my phone for it lol
Probably technical diffuclty or something.
Me
"Wait, Maybe Debbie isn't dead. She's just stuck in the upside down."
(Flips Table) DON'T BRING STRANGER THINGS INTO THIS
Now the table is in the Upside-Down too
hahaa, exactly what I wanted comment.
Put.The.Tabel.Back.
Dongis The Dorito
(•-•)\\
NO (•□•)// /__/
i literally stood up and flipped my table when he said that... slowly of course.
I'm just surprised that the sequel is actually getting good reviews.
I'm surprised too
King of Wakanda All it takes is actual "good director" to make that happen.
Good thing it's a prequel - now I can watch that one and not have to bother with this one.
is this " Ouija: Origin of Evil " the sequel ?
King of Wakanda bro I see you everywhere
“So weird! That’s exactly where it was at the beginning of the movie when they were kids! It’s like it magically transported itself to the original location where it was already stored!”
Also, the board Debbie found in her attic was clearly a different board than the one they played with as kids. The first one had a plastic planchet, while the one later in the film looks wooden.
"Do you want me to get your flowers some water?"
No I want them to die like she did.
Savage hahah
Lol
Are we gonna talk about how those lights she hung herself with had to be plugged in to be glowing? There's no way she could've supported herself on a single electric plug.
Also props for the Stranger Things ref.
You can plug something in and then wrap/tie it around something. Those huge strings of lights hanging in cities at christmas aren't haning from a single plug either.
+Shaun Gruver nice one mate
Spiritual energy? If spirits can turn on TVs and radios, why not lights?
Aidan The Mize Guy I swear, XD, these channels, always use super intelligence to make the funniest jokes.
How to be 100% safe while playing Ouija:
Don't play it.
agreed lol 😂😂
or just be smart enough to not beolieve in ghosts
Dina Begum Atmt
QueerReligion You light one white candle for every person playing, put salt in a circle around the board and burn incense or herbs like lavender, rosemary, and sage. That's what my pagan friends told me once, anyway.
QueerReligion I mean it's not real soooo
"I'll let them die like she did" XD
Legit no joke read it as he said it
"It's a HAUUUUUUNTED grocery cart!" (7:07)
I freaking died
Then, how did you write that, or did you get resuscitate? If you got resuscitated, can you share your NDE? Thanks.
For real life.
"Da Ghost" is now my new favorite ghost name.
ghostface killah ?
Da Ghost for president 2020
The Conceptionist ikr
The Conceptionist i
The Conceptionist 7
"It's the HAUUUNTED grocery cart"
Me: *instantly likes*
keikioo same
keikioo me to
keikioo Me to GURL
7:04
For future reference.
keikioo I laughed so hard at this
"-Should I put them in water?"
"-No, I'll let em die like she did"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Around 2:32
😃😂😅
Made me laugh too 😂😂
"what if we broke some sort of rule?"
me: yeah... try every rule
you should have sinned them for every time they announced a rule then immediately broke it lol
am I the only one extremely satisfied that this is exactly 17 minutes and 17 seconds
Zeina Ahmed it ended at 16:04 for me 😂
Zeina Ahmed I just noticed and it made my OCD happy.
hahahaha nice
Zeina Ahmed the greatest number
i didn't notice that lol
"It could be David, or Doris, or Da Ghost." 😂😂
MacAttack17 DA ghost should be a wrestler name😊😂
Or Dora the explorer
MacAttack17 Has spent years perfecting every known fighting discipline (The Ultimate Guide to the Justice League of America)
#DaGhost
R4GN4R0K31 hi
“Hey, how do you pronounce this?”
“Weegee”
“Oh cool. Should we spell it like an asshole?”
“Yeah. And we’re going to eat a bunch of apples to seem like even more of an asshole.”
🤣🤣😂🤣😂haha xD lol
Old houses actually do make noise without any human interaction. Old houses are typically made of wood and wood shrinks in the cold and swells in the heat. This is why during a really swampy summer you might have trouble getting your closet door shut.
The sounds you hear are typically creaks and pops.
Strong enough wind also puts pressure on old houses and makes them groan and shift.
It's kinda cool.
Like the house is alive. (^o^)
Monster House
To be fair, he only sins bullshit as a rule now. Kinda like the opening sins of this one, just a ouija board in general. This movie was terrible with plenty of actual sins but he’s been out of that biz for a while.
For real life.
"Its a haunteed grocery cart" Im fking losing it.
lmao
This movie got 20 times its budget? Did the budget for this movie consist of 5 hamburgers, Ouija bord and a bit of dental floss?
Don't forget the contract deal with Hasbro!
$5 million. Really easy to make it "20 times its budget" when you don't spend a lot by Hollywood standards.
And it has less attractive CW kids in it.
It's like how "Blair Witch" holds the record for the largest return on investment.
The film got a 10k grant from the gvmt for promoting dental care, which is how they made 10x their budget.
They then spent the proceeds changing their names to avoid all the people who want to kill them for making this crap.
"D" also could have stood for Demon...
Or dat boi
Or it could've stood for dog. Holy crap, we're getting haunted by dogs!
Or something else that starts with D
DaBaby
"I'll let them die like she did" BYEEEE that took me tf out LMAOOOO!!
``Ill let them die like she did`` I fucking died of laughter at that XD
Ken Kaneki aye lol I died
Ken Kaneki same
Ken Kaneki lol I died to
Like she did
lmfao
Like G did?
You know what is so stupid. When someone heard a noise and they're home alone, and they're like "Is anyone there?" And they expect to hear "Yes, I'm in the kitchen making a sandwich, can't kill you on an empty stomach." And also, I get that horror movies use big houses, but I want to give a director a challenge. How about they make a horror movie in an apartment, or a one story small house.
challenge accepted.
Malina Elisan
I mean, the original Evil Dead was more of a horror movie than the rest of the franchise, and it takes place entirely in a small cabin and the surrounding woods.
Just as useful as people yelling ‘stop’ or ‘let me go’ when being attacked, like they’d just be like, ‘oh, sure, I didn’t know you didn’t want this to happen.’
"She didn't even want me to come inside"
That line was expertly handled with the perfect amount of lowbrow humor I have come to love from this channel.
Well done and bravo! Please keep it up😉
🤣🤣🤣
6:32 "TURN OFF THE BURNER" had me dieing OMEGALUL
I wish it was actually "da ghost" instead of Debbie
same
coolguy or Doris.. Da Ghost would be epic
coolguy my name is debbie
coolg
Da Ghost would've been better at haunting at least
Oui = Yes
Ja = Yes
The Yesyes board?
@BigDaddy BubbaBullfrog I want a yasssssss queen board
So you know french and dutch / german (i said dutch / german cuz Ja means yes in both languages.)
@@maxgamezalternative4087
in Holland we learn French and German (and Dutch)
@@almostbeardedtraveler2046 in holland you should know dutch as your main language, just like the netherlands and belgium.
@@maxgamezalternative4087 yes
"Turn off the burner"
- Couldn't say why, literally funniest thing I've heard in days.
9:27 his mic just turned into 280p
😂
"Da Ghost"😂😂😂
Emily Foley i was dying 😆!!
LMAO
Esork Gonzalez was l
IT IS I DA BOX GHOST
Da ghost.👻
"Do you want me to put these in water?" "No I'll let them die like she did" 😂😂😂
Boo 😂
I choked on my tea 🤣🤣🤣
Mista gg be like "nah, I'll just let them die like Debbie"
When he said "I'll let them die like she did" I died 😂 😂
6:08
CS: “Things don’t loudly bang when everyone is sitting still”
Me: *SAYS YOU!!!!!*
Most banging is at night when the house is most still. He's completely wrong
WHAT DOES MARIO USE TO CONTACT THE GHOSTS? A WEEGEE BOARD
Nikos Tsigos no its a Luigi board
Nikos Tsigos
lolololololol
WorseThan You WEEGEE IS ANOTHER NAME FOR LUIGI
Nikos Tsigos boo mushroom?
wweeegeee
the only horror movie cliche they missed was the girl gets killed after having sex what a shame
Most of Hasbro's stuff is sold to kids.
blacksage that is the best comment i have ever read
The only horror movie cliche they missed was the girl gets killed after having sex what a shame
For real life it is was
"no but I heard she did Dallas" I'm dead 😂😂😂
I was looking for this comment 😂 I nearly choked on my food lol
@@GOATexp same
Ouija
Oui- French for yes
Ja- German for yes
Makes sense
Ja is dutch too
Also Danish
And I got flack all these years because, as an actual French person, I thought the English pronunciation was nonsensical!
@@anikmonette2140 Trust me, as an American person, we all think it's pronunciation is nonsensical as well. I remember most kids in grade school would spell it weegee
What's your name??
I H A V E A B O Y F R I E N D
Hey, hey, i was just offering you a snack
I H A V E A B O Y F R I E N D
It was very spooky A lot
STUDIO C!
D U M P T H E T R A S H A N D G O O U T W I T H A R E A L M A N
"That's not what I asked, nor is that an answer, you dumb ghost-bitch."
I just finished my Halloween movie binge with this one last night. How it ends gave me real good chills.
"maybe debbie isn't dead she's just stuck in the upside down"
LMAOOOO I DIED
This movie would've actually been kind of funny if they were just being haunted by an entity calling itself "Da Ghost". It's just the spirit of Mr. T.
Im gonna spook yo up foo.
I pitty the mortal.
What if "Da Ghost" was just a ghost that used outdated 90's slang?
Yall gonna make me lose my soul, up in here, up in here
Y'all gon make me kill some fools, up in here, up in here
Wait, wasn't wheelchair lady the medium in "Insidious"?
Nm. He referenced it.
+Mina the Bina yup, she is
and yup he did xD
Mina the Bina this is a remake of chapter 3
I'm kinda surprised he didn't do a little mashup at the end.
Mina the Bina Of course not she's her dog 😁
I keep hearing voices in the background of the narrator’s voice, but I’m pretty sure it’s not the film’s audio. Spooky. It’s not just this video either.
I hate to be the one to inform you, but you may be schitzophrenic...
EmptyAltruism Pretty sure I’m not
Just jokin, guess i should have been more clear. Maybe a "white noise" reference would have been better
No bro I hear it too
Yes I hear it too with headphones.
"Hello family, I have an idea for a game to play on game-night; 'OUIJA!!' This game helps you speak to Ghosts... you know, the DEAD! There have even been cases of players acting like they're POSSESSED, and as far as I know... they're either now dead or bouncing around padded rooms in loony-bins! WHO WANTS TO PLAY?"
(Awkward silence; Crickets chirping)
"Ronny, have you been drinking or using drugs, again?"
"Of course I have."
(Maniacal Hyena-like laughter)
It's a haunted grocery cart 😂😂😂
THE SPOOKS.
WHAT THE SHIT, ROTTEN TOMATOES.
Oh, wait, the SEQUEL to this movie is apparently amazing, my mistake.
SHIT, IT'S THE HAUNTED HOBO TOO
"The guys are back. Who are the guys? Doesn't matter. But they're back" 😂😂😂
Actor: "Whose there?!"
Who cares your in a public place 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
"What's wrong with this Angry mom/bear/dragon" 😂😂
"She's just stuck in the Upside Down." I chuckled at that one.
Brandon Thomas SAME ( cause stranger things haha)
Rule one of playing with a ouija board: sell the board and go play Monopoly. Wait, don't, then we won't have a shitty film.
"First rule of Ouija Club... You do not talk about Ouija Club."
Charmandy Orton nice Fight Club reference.
Or buy an actually good board game. Like Burgle Brothers. Hell get Sushi Go if price is your problem
You know the sad thing is there's a monopoly movie in the works.
I guess we haven't had a bad enough of a movie or battleship they have to make a freaking Monopoly movie. The only good board game movie we've had was clue.
gokusondbz Battleship was fine for what it was. Hopefully it's a horror movie, they could make something fun with that(they won't but they could).
"i'll let them die like she did" im dead rn
9:20 wtf happened to the sound
Who else was too scared to see the actual movie so watched this, where they show you scary parts, and point out what is wrong.
Galaxy Girl Saw the movie and it was WAY TOO CLICHE
and Jumpscares were not good either
Galaxy Girl Even worse, I'm watching this at night. I'm scared, help me please. PLEASE
_ItsTexx_ magical kitty will help you
if all this video did was point out what is wrong with the scary parts it'd be only a few seconds long, and that'd be the intro
I watched this piece of shit in theaters (it was this or the haunted doll movie, a coin flip decision) and no one was scared the whole movie, honestly this video making fun of the movie is scarier than the movie itself.
"the guys are back! who are the guys? doesn't matter-- they're back!"
I believe it's in reference to the Beatles
💯 like
**insert "the boys are back in town" song here**
I remember, that when I was in Junior High, I read an article by Isaac Asimov, explaining that Ouija Boards were an example of the "ideomotor effect." In simple terms: if you WANT the Ouija to give you an answer starting with "B," then you will start nudging the planchette towards "B," without being consciously aware that you're doing it. An even simpler example is the "Pendulum Oracle" -- you take a wedding ring, or something else with sentimental value, and you tie a thread to it, and the Spirits From The Otherworld will cause the pendulum to move clockwise, or counterclockwise, or back-and-forth at right angles.
So I asked for a Ouija board -- the mass-produced, cardboard-and-plastic Parker Brothers version -- as a Christmas gift, so that I could test out this whole "ideomotor effect." Alas, all of my friends from Jr. High were like: "Oh, if you mess around with a Ouija Board, the devil will drag you soul to Hell."
It was irritating.
I watch this instead of the movie so i dont get scared lol
Shame on everyone who bought tickets to this. I hope you asked for your money back lol
Grizzly Bear we didn't... but i did have a good laugh so i count that as a semi-win?
I just enjoyed spending time with my friends and we all loved horror movies. Besides, back then I lived in a country where the cinema was one of the cheapest things where you could go when you were bored.
Grizzly Bear I cheated on my girlfriend watching this movie at the drive-ins :)
i unfornutley did thinking it was gonna be good don't know why
I have done that with movies in the past.. it sucks when it turns out not to be what you expected
When I'm dead I'm gonna call myself 'Da Ghost'
Highly triggered Grammar Nazi I’m gonna call my self “buttery toast”.
@@thereisalwaysarainbowafter1364 can I eat you?
“ill let them die like she did”
oh my i dont think i shouldve laughed at this.
"I'll let them die, like she did" now I'm fucking deceased as well lawd
Sin the hell out of Unfriended!
Shakespeare unfollowed
Shakespeare please omg
unfriended is really bad :/
Shakespeare Omg YES
Sin #1: All of the characters are fucking assholes. Immediately, you don't give a shit about any of them. And....... that's, really, the biggest problem with the movie. If I'm supposed to feel bad that these kids are dying, at least give me a reason to like them, first!
Lol “it’s a HAUUUUUNTED grocery cart”😂😂😂😂😂😂
As soon as you said the old houses thing at 6:15 my house settled even though I am in it by myself sitting completely still.
Anyone else notice that the sound at 15:56 is almost exactly the same sound at the end of every CinemaSins video when announcing the total sin count? Like at 16:06
Adam Gray I just now did! Damn. Lol
It is!!!!! The sound of suspense
the weegee board? i hope they'll make lots of spaghetti.
Josh Sexbang no..
spaghetti!
Ouija board: D-E-A-R-P-E-S-K-Y-P-L-U-M-B-E-R-S
If you need instructions on how to operate the board properly, check out the enclosed instruction book.
Ova dyeahr!
Six Gun Shauna Where there's smoke, they pinch back!
Can't play where someone died/at a graveyard? People die all over the earth so isn't the whole earth just a gigantic graveyard? WELP just broke a rule.
OtakuSamaThe1 graveyard as in a cemetery
Oof
княуѕαlιѕ humans did open air burials for tens of thousands of years, where you were just left out to be eaten by scavengers. That means everywhere is a graveyard.
Plus, we only really started preserving bodies for burial in the last few thousand years. Before that, it was just mass burial pits outside of towns, that the town eventually grew past and built over.
Smartass
A violent death and a peaceful death are different. Study the deaths which occurred in the area before using a board. Never ask a ghost how they died. Also. Not about the future/past. This film is a dumbass when it comes to ouji rules. Anyway, you can use the ouji board where someone has died before, so long as it wasnt murder/suicide/a violent accident.
2:35
Do you want me to put them in water
No just let them die like she did 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
I K R?
6:04 I live in an old house that creeks all the time when I’m home alone and not moving, often sounds like the movie, sometimes it sounds like someone hitting a door, it’s happened three times in the same place, same sound, same situation.
i love this guys voice
Which "Guy"? the "GUY"? or the other" Guy"? hell who cares, they're back!
You stoopid. He is clearly talking about the the guys from "THE GUYS ARE BACK" poster.
Mytomanen bre Whoa man, they're clearly talking about Might Guy from Naruto.
Who doesn't love Guy in all his Youth?
I don't.
"The guys are back! Who are the guys? Doesn't matter, they're back!"
- Jeremy 2016
Do you want me to put the flowers in water?
No.
"I'll let them die like she did"
Omfg 😂😂😂😂
"I'll let them die like she did" OMG that's savage lmao
Why is it always the Hispanic house cleaner who knows all this shit?
DΛDDY I'm not sure if this is 100% correct or not but being Latino I know that in the Caribbean there a lot of voodoo, Santeria, and a couple other types of witch craft and spiritual stuff that people mess with. In Latin America as well, mostly because of the slaves brought over by Europeans from Africa and the natives from around those areas. These things are still practiced over there so a lot of older Latinos especially know about that type of demonic stuff because family members are into that sort of thing.
CiCi Melendez You are correct but I can't say all your details are since I'm not very connected with my culture but anywho from what I've seen of modern American horror movies- it's typically the grandmother, an elderly neighbor, or someone who's first language isn't English that knows about the "evil spirits" and warns the main character. It's a relatively new trope that I'm honestly not too fond of.
It's probably so they can say something 'mystic' in a different language so it seems extra scary or something even though it's stupidly ridiculous. I could probably say "Me encanta los perritos calientes" and tell people it's a supernatural chant and some people would believe me.
Hayley Weasley true but then why haven't they used another race for the maid instead of Latino race? you could use an Arab, Asian, African, or European, have them speak their native language and still it could sound mystical.
DΛDDY true I feel like that's because the older family members are usually more connected to the history of their families and in their time it was more important to know about your family's heritage and history(wether good or not) than it is with the younger generation of today. I guess that's why in these movies the maid is not only Latino but also a little old.
"Everything Wrong With Ouija In 16 Minutes Or Less"
1. The entire movie
Sin Counter: 999999999999999999999999999
I seriously love these videos and I actually pick the movies I watch based on them.
12:18 hey it’s the old woman from Insidious
12 Seconds Ago?
I don't want to say first.
I really don't.
Solstice okay
Boy I'm glad I didn't, because I definitely wasn't first.
Solstice first
Actually you did technically say first
Solstice say it SAY IT!!
"She used to draw pictures of what our dorms would look like."
Seriously? Damn, that was one boring and uncreative kid!
James H You are right
4:51 *Looks at how my books are stacked* So,I ain't human?
"D" could also stand for "Da ghost"
It’s a HAUUUNNNTED grocery cart!!!! 😂😂😂
Haha
G-G-G-G-G-Ghostrey cart!
Kara lmaoooo
I had a dream I was TRYING TO SHUT YOU UP
"Da Ghost"
Emma Reeves da ghost is from da ghetto
Lewige board? Lol
Welcome to the ghost house!!! (jumanji style)
Somebody gotta call ghostbusters!
6:27 Debbie Does Dallas? You my friend are a real connoisseur of the fine arts.
That is the same Hispanic housekeeper from Paranormal Activity 2
The film should have been named "Hi Friend".
that would have been awesome, and they wouldn't have been stuck around the lore of the Ouija game. It could have been just an extra prop instead.
I think they could have made a way better movie if they weren't chained to the Ouija lore. It probably would have still been crappy, but at least it would have been better than this movie.
The CableRat that’s a MUCH better title
*Portal enemies voice* "Hello, Friend."
Oh hi Mark
y’all should make a horror movie playlist on your channel!!
The commentary is the best
"- Do you want me to put them in water (the flowers)?
- No"
I'll let them die like she did 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Walu-ouija time!
SPOOKY Person
WARIEO
UNDERPANTS/SR PELO
*EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
That Person Waluigi makes me wa my luigis
That Person *Wa*
That Person
xD
There's an urban legend that says if you burn a ouija board and hear a scream you'll die, why hasn't that been a movie? It would be way more intresting then this.
what happend to the sound after 09:12?????
Do everything wrong with the Silent Hill movies
everything about that film was wrong.
Ryan Olivier That film's existence alone is 100 sins
I thought revelations was ass and a disgrace to one of the best horror games of all time (in my opinion) but the first one wasnt bad at all to me.
Dankalicious Derp ChrisElsenbroek the second one yes. First I'll admit was a bit poor but it was at least watchable in my opinion. Who knows, Pyramid Head might take some sins off.
lsv123 the first ones ok it fateful to the games but that doesn't make a good movie I love the story of the detector fighting to get the rights to make the movie for like 5 years he liked the games and wanted to make them a movie but you know trying a game into a movie is harder then most people expect.