r/Weird | one papercut and he GONE
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Narrator ► / thelexikitty
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Lexi never fails to make me feel better about myself she's just so nice
Wait, Lexi is a girl?
@@fghgc65hvv a l w a y s h a s b e e n
no but seriously she's just a girl with a "male voice", I've met people like that
Edit: k guys I already know she just changed his gender can you please stop literally repeating it
@@Franpa777 cool
@@Franpa777 ooh I didn't know that
@@Franpa777 just like ash from pokemon
When will Jack, Robin and Lexy make a collab?
Well this reply section is officially invaded by the bot nation
damn I wonder
@@myshybruhh lmao
@МrBеаst Ехtrа 🅥 shut up
Dammit bots
"All wheel drive chicken" Comedic gems like this is why I love Lexi. 😂
+60 to grip
-0.5 to handling
@@Danse_Macabre_125 why did my dog read this out loud?
That's no focking chicken that's a Griffin
@@XDRevnge your dog is cursed pal
@@Danse_Macabre_125 I know, hes shouting a nazi speech from a history channel
6:30 this is probably a note for a house burglar
They sometimes do stuff like this to keep note of pets, amount of people, and possible threats to prepare for or consider a robbery.
Someone is watching them
also, in houses with 2 people, it’s sometimes a note that there is a man in the house and to prepare for more resistance / planning… i hope the family is okay
Lexi in the intro: "I'm the weird one?"
Robin in the last video: "Lexi's the cool one >:("
I am cooler then that Lexi Roxy 😎😜
@@Loomine. Na dydych chi ddim.
@@eeeby_deeby bongo la bongo cha cha cha
@@Loomine. I was speaking Welsh.
@@Loomine. silent treatment huh? very funny.
I knew that fortune cookies can go not well but they never had to dismantle someone’s life like they did with the “misfortune cookie” lol
4 bots? wow
Wheel of misfortune: Winner gets his house burned down
FookinBots😑
the bots like you?!?!
@@tinygreenfiend7937 misfortune
“And then we moved. We sold our house, burned the forest and moved”
Lexi quote of the day
@puteqx ?
9:03 "Sonichu is adorable"
Oh, my sweet summer child, if only you knew the horrors of Cwc...
Cwc?
@@Caialarik835 Christian Weston Chandler :)
@@holly452 They can either take an option to not look them up, and remain blissfully unaware, or take the option to look them up and see how far the rabbit hole goes
Cock and wall corture
The dried ray carcass / mummy is also known as a Jenny Haniver and was kind of like a weird sideshow or seaside attraction item. It was thought to be a sea devil, sea angel or sea dragon.
...and with that, I realise that Jenny Haniver wasn’t just the name of a fictional war blimp, thanks
I’m pretty sure the other narrators are just as big of fans of Lexi as the rest of us are
FACTS
@@EmKay YES
@@EmKay You guys need to react to a subreddit all together! I know people always say that, but please, call each other on Discord or something and just react to something, doesn't matter what subreddit
@@EmKay why is all the music from cuphead and undertale?
@@DariusBalanescu Undertale and Cuphead are the greatest of games.
‘Sonichu is just adorable’ Oh Lexi you poor poor unenligthened fool
@zhos bus💋💖 Shut up, bot.
Also, unenlightened.
Can you please explain it to me?
@@topaz_pie596 Sonichu is the creation of someone known as Chris Chan, look them up for more info but they are a terrible person
"sold the house burned the forest and moved"
Well damn, they got a terrible deal, buying a house that was burned down
I'd like to think this subreddit is the umbrella for cursedimages, blursedimages, TIHI, ATGE, and others
ATGBE*
@@deutschekanadische ATBGE*
@@phaeste I’m sorry, I don’t
visit ATBGE
What is atbge I forgot
@@foodofthegods awful taste but great execution. I think
"Sonichu is just fraking adorable"
Oh. Oh no.
Lexi.
Sweet summer child.
The crossover no one wanted
So I looked it up... and if I looked up the right thing... that "comic" is so f***ing stupid. And so is the creator.
Sonic with Pikachu's face is the only valid Son-achu.
@@decepticusprevails You've barely scratched the surface of the eldritch horror within. and im not saying that in a good way.
@@Xieryo I'll take your word for it. I felt my brain getting a bit dumber from the surface-scratching mess I glanced at 👍
...Welp. Not the weirdest thing I've looked up.
He wouldn't die to a papercut. He's clearly full of nanomachines, and as you *should* know, they harden in response to physical trauma.
GOD DAMN IT
i just made that comment
STANDING HERE I REALIZE...
BUT WHO’S TO JUDGE? THE RIGHT FROM WRONG?
WHEN OUR GUARD IS DOWN I THINK WE’LL BOTH AGREE
8:33 I’ve called baby skunks “Fart squirrels” for a long time. This only justifies my statement.
FART SQUIRRELS?! OMG I FOUND MY NEW FAVORITE INSULT
There needs to be a video where Robin, Jack, and Lexi all narate one video together
yuck bots
Love those three guys!
BEGONE BOTS
Guys we need to unite to stop the bot nation
@@dashadowgirl what if youtube adds captcha when commenting
“Sonichu is adorable.” Someone’s never heard of Chris-Chan
oh god i forgot about him.
That’s what I said and my day is now ruined
I didn't need to be reminded about that today
WHAT IS THAT WHO IS IT
"When a squirrel and a skunk love each other very much..."
I just gave up trying not to laugh 😂😂😂
btw the human brain takes up 20% of our body's energy output, which explains why it was designed to only activate certain parts when needed, imagine how fact you would either starve or have a seizure if your whole brain were active at once even though not even all of it is needed for normal function
3:34 My man looks like Senator Armstrong after powering up his nanomachines
now find the irl raiden
always gotta love a dose of Lexi
Gonna take these bots and throw them in an industrial shredder.
@@SuperAgentAlex most of the time
@@SuperAgentAlex Just report them bro...
@@Magicaid0 sorry, industrial shredder is more effective, and that's a statement
I need cluster ducks! They'd go nicely with the weird rubber/wooden/metal ones I've somehow acquired in the last 36 years!
@zhos bus💋💖 Shut up, bot.
Also I agree with you completely, Tasha.
2:49
This is not a koala's brain pictured, though information is correct. That is a human brain I believe, (one with some kind of disease or photoshopped) A koala's brain is not that smooth, it is almost smooth though. It is also not bright pink and more of a neutral tan.(?)
All here is information I found on the internet during looking for info about koalas for a school project btw, I am in no way a professional therefore do not take my information too much to heart and do some searching yourself.
Its probably chicken
@@alexandrialarsen3101 does look like it, that's just what I've heard on the internet. But it might have been talking about the black brain you'd see in the same kinda meme circulating the internet lol.
that picture literally looks like chicken breast lmao
That isnt any creatures brain, its the brain of a dream stan
I'm so happy to see so many Lexi videos come flooding in. I've been missing my near-daily dose of "What's up sexy, I'm Lexi" in my life! Happy to see you back. Your energy and chaos never fail to cheer me up, even on my worst days.
Lexi: detected
Serotonin: relesed
0:30
As someone with strawberry allergies, this is 100% accurate
That dry stingray looks like a pretty good alien/monster design.
Just give it long tendril/tentacle arms and you're golden.
Yes you are weird Lexi and that is great. Never stop being you
He, Robin, and Jack are all great
@@walterwhite1742 *she
She’s weird in a good way :}
@@topaz_pie596 couldn’t tell
Nothing makes the afternoon more better than a good ol' episode of emkay :)
JESUS H CHRIST THE BOTS
@@Danse_Macabre_125 Bro I'm not a bot
@@kiiyala3384 I'm talking about the 5 in your reply section
report them
@@alexandrialarsen3101 I like this guy's thinking.
6:52 me and lexi literally went "woahh" at the same time LMAO
1:55 bro i wanna see that thing fully grown, some jurassic park shit right here.
Do not click.
@@shadowkeepr441 Just report them bro...
@@Magicaid0 bro i’m too lazy, why do you that there.
That there do you?
What?
"Robin looks way to excited about something" killed me
6:40 There was a weird cartoon thing about something like that that paid out popsicles or something.
Oh, and about the Koala diet.. eucalyptus is also poisonous.. and very hard to digest.. not only low in calories.. a bit like Panda eating bamboo.. Evolution is trying to get rid of them, but they look so cute, that humans are determined to keep them here.. 🥺❤️
Thank You for coming to my TED talk 😽
2:43 that dried stingray looks like Orbulon from WarioWare if he didn't wear sunglasses
1:37 they specifically use Piophila casei, also known as the cheese skipper because the maggots can launch themselves 6 inches into the air.
A day with Lexi is always a good day
That one with the animals right-side up then flipped reminds me of the Dali picture my mom was gifted. It's of elephants at a watering hole, but in the water they look like swans. We love it.
Okay, but who is going to talk about the pain the maintenance man must go through when he gets a text
"Hey, Jeff, the Poop Energy Machine is broken again, can you come in?"
“My hands turned into maracas”
Lexy quote we needed
for those who don't know Slaanesh is the chaos god of pleasure and excess in Warhammer 40k
Did you play as the Chaos Daemons?
And that is not a Slaanesh thing in the video. That's straight Nurgle all the way.
You know you're having a good day when Lexi is the narrator.
I love Lexi so much. She gives off such good vibes. I demand everyone to cherish her. Do it. Don't be shy
Omg i almost bought one of those things for my birds too! Birds can be trained to free fly but in condensed space a carrier keeps them from being *too* sociable(they're very happy curious hoppy babies) and hip hop hopping on people who might take them or get scared of them. It's also good for birds you can't train in your area or that aren't taking the training. Also pet harassment is a bit of a fear for birds bc people just??? Have huge fears of birds? Or think they can't be pets? It's sad bc they're highly intelligent, highly sociable, curious, life filled little babies. I love them. Especially budgies and lovebirds, the silly things. Conures might be my fave tho
I’ve just finished a “The forest” play through, and HALF of these reming me of a creature from the game
The "multi legs woman" ?
Oooh, good game. I like to watch Markiplier, Bob, and Wade play it.
Duuuuuuuuuude... The way you said it is making ME tripping balls! 5:54
7:01 If anyone wants to know, this species is called the Indian Giant Squirrel
I still think it looks like someone in a fursuit
3:10 koalas dont understand rain either
I don't know what Preworkout Lexi took but it must've been hella strong or took way too much because the most I get every time is paresthesia, which is the part that personally amps me up the most, and loads of energy but that story was too funny lol. Sounded like the first time I ever took pre workout and decided to take more than the container recommended XD
Now I'm very curious what she drank... Because I've only ever seen someone have that much of an issue after mistaking Four Loko for an energy drink.
A Derpy Franken Pug? I thought you loved us lexi now you're killing us with laughter I straight up lost it
lexi's GOTTA be my favorite narrator. i mean, the others are great, but it's just somethin' about her...
is lexi a femboy or something
@@midvoiceimpressions no, she's a woman.
@@shuushi9252 are you sure about that? why does the person sound like a guy then?
@@midvoiceimpressions lexi is a woman.
@@shuushi9252 are you sure? how do you knw
0:49 I was curious so I researched this, there's actually a lot more to it. her coworkers didnt just sue her to be assholes, she had apparently promised to share any winnings she got with them. the customer sued her because she had allegedly promised to buy him a truck if she won. basically she made some promises and didn't keep them, and I'm not really sure how breaking pinkie promises is grounds to sue but I'm not familiar with the law where she lives so who knows. her ex kidnapped her at gunpoint and she shot him in the chest. the irs thing is self explanatory though that's just how they are
If I remember correctly in some states a verbal contract is considered law binding. But I'm no expert.
“Sonichu is just adorable”
💀💀💀💀
The tape worm looks like the hydra from Disney’s Hercules
Doctors must love that guy.
6:25 could be people casing a place so them and others could rob it
that weird little chick, thats basically gonna become the next t-rex, but with arms. dinosaurs pseudo-de-evolve into birds, birds eventually evolve back into dinosaurs, we're comin' full cIRCLE MAN!!! WE'RE COMIN' FULL CIRCLE.
9:16 Grandma!!!!!
"None of y'all can be trusted with electron microscopes," just sounds beautiful out of context, no?
3:40 its nanomachines lexi
"None of you can be trusted with electron microscopes" ...lol.
7:28 wasn’t this church the site of a massacre?
“Sonichu is just adorable!”
*flashbacks intensify*
Of course this is a subreddit
yes
Yeah
Everything has a subreddit
@МrBеаst Ехtrа 🅥 shut
@@QwErTY_hi Just report them bro...
I get so happy when I hear Lexi’s voice. She’s so funny and I love her commentary!
"Unusual? Yes. Weird? No!"
Lexi, what do you think weird means exactly?
Fun fact: some sharks do know that camels exist because camels are unnaturally good swimmers and will sometimes swim in the same waters as sharks
Lolve your vids emkay keep up the good work
I didnt knew that i needed this, but thank you
Zach is such an ancient part of Emkay history that I haven't heard of him, and Damien... gonna be honest, glad he went off on his own... (wasn't a big fan of his voice)
Robin, Jack, and Lexi are the bomb tho!
Lexi should consider herself very lucky she doesn’t know what dreadful memories she could have unearthed simply by saying “Sonichu”…
4:07 I’m sure someone else has beaten me to it but i’ll say this anyway. So to anyone that doesn’t know warhammer 40k or just the chaos gods. Slaanesh is the chaos god of excess. Basically of all forms of desire but also surprisingly of happiness. A person that has been infested by Slaanesh is either someone who has fallen to their desires, slaanesh’s corruption or fucked up by trying to look into their version of hell. They then either become a demon or demon prince and also become a form of portal into which their version of hell, better known as The Warp or the immaterial, can spill out into the material world. Demons however are beings made up of entirely warp energy and can as such not last very long in our world. If you want to find out more you can just search your questions up, go to the Warhammer 40k wiki or look for vids on youtube
The first reply is extremely fitting for a comment about Slaanesh
I take it you play as Chaos Daemons then?
Lixi : am I the weird one?
Also Lixi : F A C E B O O K P I E
“Congrats Everyone Who is Early & Found This Comment!” 💰🌈
1:54 “it’s a awd chicken” lmao💀
Pp 1st
second
Thighs
@@Poundsand. no I was second.
THIGHS
@engineer gaming [[FREE KROMER]] Mine was the 1st second so technically im 1st
"Sonichu" NOPE! Nonononononono. Put that BACK in the box Lexi and leave it to be forgotten history. NO.
None of you can be trusted with an electron microscope. -the lexi kitty, 2022
YOOOO LEXIS BACK!!!! fav emkay narrator
dude in the thumbnail gets lemon in his paper cut and he’s gonna turn into a juicer
This makes me think. About that one pufferfish skeleton meme…
You could use those spiked spines as caltrops.
3:25
Don't forget that it's also poisonous
1:55 Reject Chicken, go back to monkee?
Update: Chicky-Chicky must have meant, go back to Dinosaur
YESSSS my favorite narrator
"none of you can be trusted with electron microscopes" is it bad that i want this on a mug
As a long time follower of the Emkay channel I can indeed attest Lexi is in fact the MOST NORMAL narrator here.
That is all!
I remember when once I created 9nth dimensional demon god. I used tehnique of three markers (you put all three in hand at same point). Result was bald headed creature. Terrifying part: you choose.
It had hollow empty eyes that stare into one's soul.
It had thousands of small needle-like teeth in his pernament scream.
It's arms were stretched out, seemingly trying to break out with bunch of needle claws.
Combination of red, black and blue that made it look like creature from midnight nightmare, like it's lagging in our world.
You choose
1:42
Hella?
*Life is strange flashbacks*
"whats up sexy im lexi"
never gets olds
Hey Lexi! If you burn the forest in which the creatures live, they're forced to come out and mingle. So we should leave their forrests alone😬
Casu martzu is a Sardinian sheep cheese. It's pretty normal cheese, except it's softened by being eaten by cheese fly larvae. It is eaten while the larvae are still alive, and they're capable of leaping into your eyes. Also, you're supposed to eat the still-living larvae with the cheese (usually as a spread on flatbread). Also also, some hearty larvae can survive being digested. It's illegal in both the EU and US, and there's a strong black market for it.
8:32 When a squirrel and a skunk love eachother very much, they reproduce and... well... that, thing pops out.
what an abomination.
9:47
My immediate reaction was, and I quote, "HA!"
8:39 This looks like the kind of thing that would've actually been in the show.
9:02
When you said "Sonichu", why am I reminded of that comic series?
The 'face plate' looks like it's probably an ashtray.
yeah the little slots on the side make it look like it
1:37 The thing is, that you have to eat it before the maggots die, or they will poison the cheese. If they are alive while you eat it, they can still burrow into your stomach, once again, killing you.
This is a certified weird classic.
I don't know how much different the legalities behind suing has become in America since the 90's, but I can tell that even if they have become better at shutting down those entitled and nonsensical lawsuits that were common only decades ago, they still have a bunch of other problems to deal with. For example their rampant criminal activity, college debt, almost unaffordable health care and housing, political corruption, corporate slavery etc. For every problem they seem to solve, a bunch more takes its place.