@Luna-ej4mi the third eyelid in humans is vestigial. The upper and lower lids work just fine in healthy people. So it would be a functional third eyelid, like the nictitating membrane of a crocodile.
The aita joke one reminds me of a aita reddit joke video that had a family guy clip + subway surfers one and it said " I (m23) found out that my girlfriend (f10) killed 300 people in the most gruesome ways ever heard of in the millions of years that have we have existed hell and bombed 20 countries so in response I broke up with her and told her she sucked.. AITA for doing that 🙀?" And it had like 500 sound effects.
1:58 - I love how Damian refers to Vincent D'Onofrio as just "this guy". For those of you that don't know who Vincent is, he was the lead character on Law-and-Order Criminal Intent for a decade, played the King Pin in the Netflix Daredevil show, and had roles in several popular movies and TV shows since the late 1980's.
That Jerry/Robby one reminded me of one time in school. We were supposed to have a test but teach was running late, almost everyone left after 15mins. She arrived to only 5 of us that had stuck around, saying the printer had messed up on her. We spent the remaining class time helping her to make the test harder. At the beginning of the next class, she asked to speak with us out in the hall, she let us leave with automatic A's while everyone else took the edited test that we created.
1:41 A joke I always tell customers is, "What is green, fuzzy, has four legs, and would kill you if it fell on you from a tree?" The answer is a pool table
My mother still thinks cracking my fingers will give me arthritis. I've tried explaining to her it's a myth and how doctors have been out saying it's not true. I've even offered her to find things about it online so she can reads up on it but she refuses to be wrong about it and therefore refuses to read up on it.
My noona still believes it because she did it and got arthritis... She just had early onset arthritis because she had bad luck with genetics there. And she won't stop saying my EDS is arthritis too when it's not even close
I have an idea, ask them to prove it with 1 to 3 scientific papers from as close to today as possible, where it is clear this is the result. Make it clear you will NEVER believe them unless they can provide proof.
From the very beginning I would like to state that Alan Moore is an absolute legend as he created many comics that have gone down in comic history as legends such as v for vendetta, A League of extraordinary gentlemen, from hell, the watchmen, and Batman The killing joke. But yes, he is definitely a wizard on top of all of that
00:58 - fun fact on the knuckle cracking thing...... what you're hearing is tiny sonic booms. That's why they make so much noise when the fluid pops. That popping actually breaks the 'speed of sound' barrier, and the result is a tiny sonic boom. Cool, huh??? (my chiropractor told me that, and I just love it! LoL)
7:00 not only did someone eat it with the box, someone most likely sued them for it. That's how you get stupid warning signs on stuff in the US (like in case of microwaves: don't use it for drying of pets)
2:47 Oh yeah. Right in the feels. I remember scholastic book fairs. Those most definitely were always a good time. My mother included a note with the money that she gave me for it saying that I could only use it to buy books. None of the eraser heads or the fancy pens or anything like that. Not that I minded. It was a book fair, and I was there to get books. It did cause a slight issue one year when the person running the book fair wasn't sure if books that came with a LEGO minifigure in them were okay, but fortunately she knew my mom and called her to ask about it. Knowing how much I loved LEGOs (I grew up with a massive collection of them), my mom was perfectly fine with the books that came with a LEGO figure inside. She just didn't want me to waste her money on silly things. She wanted me to get actual books, many of which I still have so many years later. As someone who has always enjoyed reading as a hobby, the scholastic book fair was a magical time. Yikes. I'm not even old yet. I'm in college for goodness sake. How am I already get this nostalgic over scholastic book fairs of all things?
16:30 “All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! 'I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?’ Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" - Cave Johnson
1:10 The "fact" about cracking knuckles is also incorrect. Your knuckles and other joints do not have air bubbles in them that burst like bubble wrap. Instead, the popping or snapping noise can come from one of two things. First, tendons associated with the joint can suddenly shift, creating a vibration similar to plucking a guitar string or a rubber band, creating a sound. The second cause is cavitation. Fluid in the joint, something all movable joints have, can create a noise when the joint moves too fast for the fluid to move accordingly, creating a brief area of low pressure that makes a void appear, like the pockets in Swiss cheese that become the characteristic holes everyone recognizes once it's sliced. These voids then immediately collapse, and the fluid itself makes the sound because of this.
Cavitation is a fancy way of saying bubbles. but, idk... I can't speak for everyone, but I only crack my knuckles because discomfort builds over time, and eventually it hurts until I do. Something is going on, there.
7:37 reminds me that my dad once made a comment like "if reincarnation is real, i'd want to come back as one of our cats. i know i'd have to get neutered, but it'd be worth it."
13:46 I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK BC I THOUGHT THIS WAS ABOUT DELTARUNE UNTIL THE REST OF THE TEXT GOT REVEALED 😭 didn't help that they were using the deltarune ost as bg music
5:34 currently working on a short film that's a sort of modern version of that. Basically a guy steals all of his wife's sparkling water, so she imprisons him on the couch with layer after layer of weighted blankets until he dies.
Linguists call what happened to "literally" _semantic bleaching._ Go ahead, snicker, it's funny. A more colloquial term is "skunked." Both basically mean that the word has no real meaning any more, and exists merely as a verbal gesture.
15:37 Jack Douglas (no relation to the YIAY guy) was a comedian/writer in the mid-twentieth century. He was Jewish and married a Japanese woman. They had two sons and adopted a malamute and a wolf. He often wrote humorously about his home life in such books as "The Neighbors Are Ccaring My Wolf," "Honeymoon Mountain Inn," "My Brother Was an Only Child," and "Never Trust a Naked Bus Driver." They're the product of their times, so there's a bit of casual misogyny/ unenlightened thoughts, but not anything too horrible, and they are really quite funny. I inherited a whole set of his books from my father. If you can find them at your local library, they're well worth checking out for an antique chuckle.
8:15 POCKETS?! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? You crossed the line there girl, we are getting to ambitious for our own good. Pockets... What do you want pockets for, huh? To save your spells and the ingredients for your potions? Absurd.
lets also add the fact that MAN SAID CROWNED JEWELS INSTEAD OF JEWELED CROWNS- but yea, POCKETS??? girl you are INSANE to think that in this world your getting POCKETS.
14:20 I went to a Juan Perro concert (a Spanish jazz fusion songwriter) the other day, and in the middle of the concert he just had a little monologue and then, there was a clarinet solo. Yes, the guy did go crazy. But it only lasted like 3 minutes. I have the video if anyone wants it.
@@RavBar-CG Well, assuming what the commenter said is true (which, I doubt it, sorta) It would be the equivalent to the frog in the slowly getting up to boiling water. It doesn't notice its getting hotter since its happening slowly for such a long period of time
-Yells from the door- "I literally just read your sign!" "That's why I'm literally standing outside the door yelling to you!" "I literally am abusing an obvious loophole!"
on that last one the guy also needs an actual bottle for soap that looks like a ketchup bottle mysteriously misplaced in the bathroom cabinet or something
7:30 it’s actually nearly impossible to fold a piece of paper in half beyond seven times (MythBusters episode), so this step three of the instructions is actually a hilarious additional obstacle for OP to complete
9:15 I'd forgotten the time when so many elderly decided to just be complete assholes to five year olds for no god damn reason in the most arbitrary ways they could make up. They'd do this, they'd flip their shit if our arms were not in the sky hovering over the table when we ate instead of resting them on the edge like a normal person, they'd scream at us not to cross our legs. They'd accuse us of being gang members if our shirts were not tucked in, if our pants were not tucked into our socks, if our socks weren't pulled up, if we didn't do up ALL the buttons on our shirts to the very top, or if we used hair dye. If our skirts/shorts did not go past our knees they'd say were were gang members and/or loose women/men. They were bothered by a lot of completely asinine and nonsensical things that can't sanely be considered problems. All these things and more drove them up the wall and too many of them decided to drive us five year olds up the wall about them in turn. They NEVER felt like they had a valid point. I miss them but I don't miss how they treated us sometimes. At least they were cool MOST of the time.
"[Sizable] pockets in every garment." I don't care about the rest, just this! I have all of *one* pair of pants that have pockets sufficient to carry phone, wallet, and keys. If my other pants could all do the same, I would never carry a purse or bag anywhere.
I am in Germany, but went to an international school. We had scholastic bookfairs, and it was just sooo marvelous (thanks, Library ladies, you were the best). It's something I can't share with most people these days, because all my fellows from school are elsewhere, and my friends from German school never experienced this. I can give them the awesome books though, which is something.
The country is Denmark. And no, it's a myth that we have such an old law. It has never existed. The Swedes didn't even attack by walking over ice covered Øresund.
I think a pig being lifted up to see the stars for the first time, is like when someone clinically dies for a few minutes and says they were in heaven. It's like this great big beyond that you can never see again, no one you tell will be able to see it either.
There is a great astonishment that I am currently experiencing on the 5'5" king one, holy guac did she be honest, and holy guac did that man pull. He deserves a standing ovation.
The boss at 4:00 reminds me of the sort of thing one of my college tutors would have said, and there is no way I can(be bothered to) prove it isn't him, and I find that glorious 😆
BROOOOOO its gonna be different at book fair this year this year its my DAUGHTER thats got book fair and we are gonna go buy a buncha shit and relive our childhood with her if ANYONE working for scholastic is reading this PLEASE DO NOT GET RID OF THE BOOK FAIR its an experience worth living if you can afford it
My Golden Retriever was named Dawn. Yep, she got a bandana everytime she came home from the groomer. Broke my heart when she passed. Haven't had a dog since.
16:23 You gotta give the lemons back, or all you see is a lemon tree, and all you'll feel is wrist strain, and your hand wrapped around a drawing tablet stylus.
When I was in high school I would’ve been like “when life gives you lemons squeeze them into life’s eyes and watch and laugh as life suffers”...yeah, I was kind of an edgelord in high school
The cracking fingers one gives you arthritis one, I remember hearing about someone (Dr Donald Unger) who spent mroe than 60 years testing the myth. Never developed arthritis.
6:52 I'd like to point out that this seems to be printed on the flap that is tucked inside of the box, so you can only see this instruction once you have already at least partially opened said box. So this should also be posted in r/PoorEngineering or r/DesignFails or something similar.
cracking your knuckles does if fact give you arthritis I have a few family members that have it from cracking there knuckles a lot when they were kid/young adults
No….the double-L in “Amontillado” is not silent. Amontillado is a Spanish sherry, therefore, the word is pronounced using Spanish pronunciation rules, which means the “LL” makes a “y” sound. It’s pronounced “Amohnteeyado.”
@@mattwalters6834 If I sounded harsh, I’m super sorry. I just kinda wanted to correct misinformation, because there are words that start with double-l, like “lluvia.”
17:36 For those curious, in 1658 Denmark and Sweden were at war, and the swedes marched across the belt (the ocean between the countries) and surprised the Danes.... They apparently still holds a grude 😂
6:24 second eyelid to protect from the sand and saltiness of the sea while still allowing for sight was omitted
I think that's a third eyelid, we already have two
@@feuerling but they're non fuctional
@@Luna-ej4miyou can't close your eyes?
@Luna-ej4mi the third eyelid in humans is vestigial. The upper and lower lids work just fine in healthy people. So it would be a functional third eyelid, like the nictitating membrane of a crocodile.
@@feuerlinghuh? I can’t blink or do anything with my lower eyelid
my mom taught me that when you say hey, people say "hay is for horses", you respond with "and cows like you"
I was told " hay is for horses, straw is cheaper, grass is free."
What was the point of that? Hey wasnt really a rude thing to say or anything so
@@Bitterbugboy i know; its to get back at people who are mad at you for saying "hey"
@@YesImMentallyInsaneWhyDoYouAsk I dunno what you're smoking but where I am the grass is most definitely not free.
@@mach2223 I too don't know what im smoking
The aita joke one reminds me of a aita reddit joke video that had a family guy clip + subway surfers one and it said " I (m23) found out that my girlfriend (f10) killed 300 people in the most gruesome ways ever heard of in the millions of years that have we have existed hell and bombed 20 countries so in response I broke up with her and told her she sucked.. AITA for doing that 🙀?" And it had like 500 sound effects.
i like how you know it word for word
HELP WHAT
Is it weird that the thing I'm most concerned about here, is the fact that a 10 year old, would be dating a 23 year old?
@@emeraldbaby3191 not at all
@@-WiItingWiIIo- ok then, fair enough 👌
16:36
MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE.
MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS
YEAH! YEAAAAH!
Explosive lemons?
@@Lilly_watermelonsugarcombustible lemons.
PORTAL MENTIONED!1!1!1!1!
Also, fun fact: Lemons did not grow naturally.
We, as humans, gave life lemons!!
0:12 I used those in Elementary School, it was called “Fundations”. Basically Ed is the creator of Fundations
Is it like...kinda culty?
Bit narcissistic huh?
@@belladonnaplumb9376 a little lol
@@wildbub yeah, kinda weird now that I think about it
@@Tcent-ef4mg oof
1:58 - I love how Damian refers to Vincent D'Onofrio as just "this guy". For those of you that don't know who Vincent is, he was the lead character on Law-and-Order Criminal Intent for a decade, played the King Pin in the Netflix Daredevil show, and had roles in several popular movies and TV shows since the late 1980's.
He was also in Kubrick’s Full Metal Jacket.
I don't know him. So to me he's also just "this guy".
THANKYOU!
I was looking at his name thinking "I'm sure he was one of the Law & Order's", but I'm to tired to google...
@@PrincessFidelma He was Robert Goren, best profiler in the business.
That's because he can't pronounce the name. Last I remember he said "Vincent d'Onononoforfrio"
That Jerry/Robby one reminded me of one time in school. We were supposed to have a test but teach was running late, almost everyone left after 15mins. She arrived to only 5 of us that had stuck around, saying the printer had messed up on her. We spent the remaining class time helping her to make the test harder. At the beginning of the next class, she asked to speak with us out in the hall, she let us leave with automatic A's while everyone else took the edited test that we created.
Ooh, that's evil 😂
And completely deserved. I'm proud of you six for doing that.
16:07 I saw the Pucci pfp and I already knew it was gonna be a gaddaym JoJo reference
I can't believe Pucci would say that.
@@Shibanu_well it makes sense, he wants everyone to embrace life before his renaissance, bc after that it hardly matters
Read once, sound familiar. Read twice, just realised Pucci as pfp. Dammit, it was a JoJo reference all along.
Two steps ahead...
I am ALWAYS Two steps ahead, Jotaro Kujo.
1:41 A joke I always tell customers is, "What is green, fuzzy, has four legs, and would kill you if it fell on you from a tree?"
The answer is a pool table
what’s the non-subverted punchline
I was gonna say drop-bear but that works too
dude 💀
creeper
I'm stealing this
My mother still thinks cracking my fingers will give me arthritis. I've tried explaining to her it's a myth and how doctors have been out saying it's not true. I've even offered her to find things about it online so she can reads up on it but she refuses to be wrong about it and therefore refuses to read up on it.
My mom does that with the shaving makes your hair thicker myth
My noona still believes it because she did it and got arthritis... She just had early onset arthritis because she had bad luck with genetics there. And she won't stop saying my EDS is arthritis too when it's not even close
I get really annoyed by people who refuse to learn.
I have an idea, ask them to prove it with 1 to 3 scientific papers from as close to today as possible, where it is clear this is the result. Make it clear you will NEVER believe them unless they can provide proof.
@@lizardlover9941i mean, it kinda does
2:54 thats from MY MIDDLE SCHOOL WHAT THE ACTUAL HECK DUDE
Whats it called than
Are the pictures the exact same?
2:02 If you've ever picked up a pig before, then you would know how terrible this would be for everyone in a 5-mile radius 😂
The screams of a pig can make the Incan Death Whistle sound like a sweet lullaby.
16:20
The…
The what.. is limitless?
The World
ZA WARUDO!
Human stupidity according to Einstein
“Has not read A Cask of Amontillado” someone boutta die 💀
From the very beginning I would like to state that Alan Moore is an absolute legend as he created many comics that have gone down in comic history as legends such as v for vendetta, A League of extraordinary gentlemen, from hell, the watchmen, and Batman The killing joke.
But yes, he is definitely a wizard on top of all of that
Alan Moore is literally a wizard, though. He is a practitioner of ceremonial magick.
00:58 - fun fact on the knuckle cracking thing...... what you're hearing is tiny sonic booms. That's why they make so much noise when the fluid pops. That popping actually breaks the 'speed of sound' barrier, and the result is a tiny sonic boom. Cool, huh??? (my chiropractor told me that, and I just love it! LoL)
I have never believed that. If it were that simple, it couldn't cause pain, and it does.
No offense but this isn’t true.
Never thought I'd see the words "knuckle" and "sonic boom" together without the words "infinite jump" or "idiot" being present as well.
@@mickkelley3776close enough, she said “chiropractor”.
nope, its actually just some gas
7:00 not only did someone eat it with the box, someone most likely sued them for it. That's how you get stupid warning signs on stuff in the US (like in case of microwaves: don't use it for drying of pets)
1:11 No, no, no. Snapping your fingers turns things to dust.
hey thanos fan
2:47 Oh yeah. Right in the feels. I remember scholastic book fairs. Those most definitely were always a good time. My mother included a note with the money that she gave me for it saying that I could only use it to buy books. None of the eraser heads or the fancy pens or anything like that. Not that I minded. It was a book fair, and I was there to get books. It did cause a slight issue one year when the person running the book fair wasn't sure if books that came with a LEGO minifigure in them were okay, but fortunately she knew my mom and called her to ask about it. Knowing how much I loved LEGOs (I grew up with a massive collection of them), my mom was perfectly fine with the books that came with a LEGO figure inside. She just didn't want me to waste her money on silly things. She wanted me to get actual books, many of which I still have so many years later. As someone who has always enjoyed reading as a hobby, the scholastic book fair was a magical time.
Yikes. I'm not even old yet. I'm in college for goodness sake. How am I already get this nostalgic over scholastic book fairs of all things?
16:30 “All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! 'I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?’ Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
- Cave Johnson
"He's saying what we're all thinking" -Glados(potato)
For anyone that doesn’t understand 16:19/16:20:
It’s a JoJo’s Bizzare Adventure reference
Thank you, I was lost😅
1:10 The "fact" about cracking knuckles is also incorrect. Your knuckles and other joints do not have air bubbles in them that burst like bubble wrap. Instead, the popping or snapping noise can come from one of two things. First, tendons associated with the joint can suddenly shift, creating a vibration similar to plucking a guitar string or a rubber band, creating a sound. The second cause is cavitation. Fluid in the joint, something all movable joints have, can create a noise when the joint moves too fast for the fluid to move accordingly, creating a brief area of low pressure that makes a void appear, like the pockets in Swiss cheese that become the characteristic holes everyone recognizes once it's sliced. These voids then immediately collapse, and the fluid itself makes the sound because of this.
Cavitation is a fancy way of saying bubbles.
but, idk... I can't speak for everyone, but I only crack my knuckles because discomfort builds over time, and eventually it hurts until I do. Something is going on, there.
0:14 no joke this is actually what my school teaches me IM SERIOUS
Bro this brings back so much nostalgia. But seriously how high were they when they made this?
@@JoshuaTsopanarias extremely
Yea he said classic ed situation
I don’t know how but I do remember Ed not only from normal class but also MUSIC CLASS
7:37 reminds me that my dad once made a comment like "if reincarnation is real, i'd want to come back as one of our cats. i know i'd have to get neutered, but it'd be worth it."
Joe is like an Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer that just wants things explained to him, because this world frightens and confuses him.
16:15 wow a jojoke in the wild!
wow a cute protogen in the wild! :3
6:53 guy with suspiciously pizza box shaped throat
13:46
I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK BC I THOUGHT THIS WAS ABOUT DELTARUNE UNTIL THE REST OF THE TEXT GOT REVEALED 😭
didn't help that they were using the deltarune ost as bg music
I can barely hear the background ost, you knight theorists are insane
The background music is : dog song from undertale and die house from cuphead
@@patrickmelo2853 those aren't the only ones, there's also Lancer and Rude Buster from deltarune, and a few other undertale songs
Sanest Deltarune fan:
5:34 currently working on a short film that's a sort of modern version of that. Basically a guy steals all of his wife's sparkling water, so she imprisons him on the couch with layer after layer of weighted blankets until he dies.
5:50 Chris Traeger (Parks & Rec) would 'litrally' have to leave five minutes after he got there.
What if i used the word "literally" correctly? What then?
You will explode.
It would literally be the end of the world.
you would literally, not figuratively, be sleeping with the fishes
You would literally be correct.
And so am I.
Linguists call what happened to "literally" _semantic bleaching._ Go ahead, snicker, it's funny. A more colloquial term is "skunked." Both basically mean that the word has no real meaning any more, and exists merely as a verbal gesture.
1:37 - somebody tuned a fish and uploaded it on TH-cam
15:37 Jack Douglas (no relation to the YIAY guy) was a comedian/writer in the mid-twentieth century. He was Jewish and married a Japanese woman. They had two sons and adopted a malamute and a wolf. He often wrote humorously about his home life in such books as "The Neighbors Are Ccaring My Wolf," "Honeymoon Mountain Inn," "My Brother Was an Only Child," and "Never Trust a Naked Bus Driver." They're the product of their times, so there's a bit of casual misogyny/ unenlightened thoughts, but not anything too horrible, and they are really quite funny. I inherited a whole set of his books from my father. If you can find them at your local library, they're well worth checking out for an antique chuckle.
8:15 POCKETS?! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? You crossed the line there girl, we are getting to ambitious for our own good. Pockets... What do you want pockets for, huh? To save your spells and the ingredients for your potions? Absurd.
lets also add the fact that MAN SAID CROWNED JEWELS INSTEAD OF JEWELED CROWNS-
but yea, POCKETS??? girl you are INSANE to think that in this world your getting POCKETS.
The ketchup dispenser should be filled with grape jelly since it has grapes on it, just for the n-th level fuckery. It’ll give guests a stroke!
Nah both ketchup and grape jelly with a bit of actual soap so if they try to eat it...
0:51 Another one is that you need to pee on a jellyfish sting to get it out. Nope, just water.
19:50 This is also perfect to find out which of your friends don't wash their hands after going to the bathroom.
8:50 reminds me of how my dad and my uncle always have weirdly specific times when they agree to meet up for something, purely for shits and giggles.
14:20 I went to a Juan Perro concert (a Spanish jazz fusion songwriter) the other day, and in the middle of the concert he just had a little monologue and then, there was a clarinet solo. Yes, the guy did go crazy. But it only lasted like 3 minutes. I have the video if anyone wants it.
my grandma always says “YOURE GONNA GET ARTHRITIS” when i crack my knuckles - i’m gonna show her that LMAO
Cracking your fingers doesn't give you arthritis, but it DOES weaken long-term grip strength.
I feel no difference, crack em every day
@@RavBar-CG Well, assuming what the commenter said is true (which, I doubt it, sorta)
It would be the equivalent to the frog in the slowly getting up to boiling water. It doesn't notice its getting hotter since its happening slowly for such a long period of time
@@memefox1985the frog in that experiment was lobotomized, frogs will usually jump out of boiling water unless you remove a portion of their brain
I it actually has no negative effects
There was a dude who cracked one hand and not the other for 70 years. The hands whose fingers got cracked did not have any problems with it
13:34 now I’m just imagining the professor guy from the mummy yelling out. You must not read from the book.
2:29 OH MY GOD IM CRYING WHAT THE HELL IS THIS
-Yells from the door-
"I literally just read your sign!"
"That's why I'm literally standing outside the door yelling to you!"
"I literally am abusing an obvious loophole!"
on that last one the guy also needs an actual bottle for soap that looks like a ketchup bottle mysteriously misplaced in the bathroom cabinet or something
7:30 it’s actually nearly impossible to fold a piece of paper in half beyond seven times (MythBusters episode), so this step three of the instructions is actually a hilarious additional obstacle for OP to complete
OP will likely cheat by using scissors and get divine punishment for not following the instructions.
You do not want gills on the beach, you want them in the water. Lobster claw is always beneficial unless you are Frank. Love you Frank.
Ed is special
💀
Very special ed
I get it 💀
2:15 Knowing Vincent D'Onofrio wrote that makes it less wholesome & more unsettling...
Why is the only comment showing for me is some goofy ahh bot 😭🙏
I aint no robot
Just got lucky
@@lazy-frog goofy ahh bot
Well kizma is pretty lucky
No robot
Maybe you're the bot
13:19 I would 100% read that book. I assume she would say what she liked and didn't like, so I would learn a lot!
16:29 This guy would get along great with Cave Johnson from Portal.
What am I supposed to do with these?!
9:15 I'd forgotten the time when so many elderly decided to just be complete assholes to five year olds for no god damn reason in the most arbitrary ways they could make up. They'd do this, they'd flip their shit if our arms were not in the sky hovering over the table when we ate instead of resting them on the edge like a normal person, they'd scream at us not to cross our legs. They'd accuse us of being gang members if our shirts were not tucked in, if our pants were not tucked into our socks, if our socks weren't pulled up, if we didn't do up ALL the buttons on our shirts to the very top, or if we used hair dye. If our skirts/shorts did not go past our knees they'd say were were gang members and/or loose women/men. They were bothered by a lot of completely asinine and nonsensical things that can't sanely be considered problems. All these things and more drove them up the wall and too many of them decided to drive us five year olds up the wall about them in turn. They NEVER felt like they had a valid point. I miss them but I don't miss how they treated us sometimes. At least they were cool MOST of the time.
6:58
Dan: "So someone ate this with the shell that's crazy"
Me: "I beg your pardon???"
Dan: "I have two employees"
Me: "Nah don't just keep fuc-"
15:33 this book is actually available on amazon
Guy: * wins a house *
Emkay: "Look at these free cookies right here'
Gotta have your priorities straight.
"[Sizable] pockets in every garment." I don't care about the rest, just this! I have all of *one* pair of pants that have pockets sufficient to carry phone, wallet, and keys. If my other pants could all do the same, I would never carry a purse or bag anywhere.
I am in Germany, but went to an international school. We had scholastic bookfairs, and it was just sooo marvelous (thanks, Library ladies, you were the best). It's something I can't share with most people these days, because all my fellows from school are elsewhere, and my friends from German school never experienced this. I can give them the awesome books though, which is something.
16:27 the lemons are a free sample
The country is Denmark. And no, it's a myth that we have such an old law. It has never existed. The Swedes didn't even attack by walking over ice covered Øresund.
Wait, this is a specific story?
16:22
Nice Cave Johnson isn't real, He can't hurt you
Nice Cave Johnson:
9:00 IT'S NOT GONE, I SWEAR TO GOD IT'S NOT GONE, I HAVE HEARD THIS SAID
I think a pig being lifted up to see the stars for the first time, is like when someone clinically dies for a few minutes and says they were in heaven. It's like this great big beyond that you can never see again, no one you tell will be able to see it either.
1:59 imagine Kingpin doing this.
1:59 pigs can’t walk on an incline confirmed
3:03 what the hell that looks like my elementary school, I have that exact peanut butter and jelly eraser too..
16:18 JJBA MENTIONED
There is a great astonishment that I am currently experiencing on the 5'5" king one, holy guac did she be honest, and holy guac did that man pull. He deserves a standing ovation.
The boss at 4:00 reminds me of the sort of thing one of my college tutors would have said, and there is no way I can(be bothered to) prove it isn't him, and I find that glorious 😆
BROOOOOO its gonna be different at book fair this year this year its my DAUGHTER thats got book fair and we are gonna go buy a buncha shit and relive our childhood with her if ANYONE working for scholastic is reading this PLEASE DO NOT GET RID OF THE BOOK FAIR its an experience worth living if you can afford it
I love this voice-over dude. I just love him. He's funny af.
...I feel like knowing where your birth certificate is is a *very* low bar.
10:07
I love this.
My Golden Retriever was named Dawn.
Yep, she got a bandana everytime she came home from the groomer.
Broke my heart when she passed.
Haven't had a dog since.
16:23 You gotta give the lemons back, or all you see is a lemon tree, and all you'll feel is wrist strain, and your hand wrapped around a drawing tablet stylus.
When I was in high school I would’ve been like “when life gives you lemons squeeze them into life’s eyes and watch and laugh as life suffers”...yeah, I was kind of an edgelord in high school
The cracking fingers one gives you arthritis one, I remember hearing about someone (Dr Donald Unger) who spent mroe than 60 years testing the myth. Never developed arthritis.
6:52 I'd like to point out that this seems to be printed on the flap that is tucked inside of the box, so you can only see this instruction once you have already at least partially opened said box. So this should also be posted in r/PoorEngineering or r/DesignFails or something similar.
9:00 also, another my dad-related note, my dad's response to 'hey' is usually '...is the first stage of buttermilk!'
and i mean, he's not wrong.
The Kardashian dialect is actually called the valley girl dialect. It first showed up in the 80's.
8:15 I only want the dragons and wolves. Keep the rest. I’m good.
No pockets?
Oh, I get it. I could make a bunch of bags out of wolf fur and dragon scale instead.
cracking your knuckles does if fact give you arthritis I have a few family members that have it from cracking there knuckles a lot when they were kid/young adults
One slightly used aneurism for sale. One careful owner low milage.
4:28 people that are definitely not trying to steal your liver and sell it on the black market be like
It's not even "Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime," anymore, now it's, "Boss makes a dollar, I make .05% of a penny," if we're talking CEOs
19:30 Imagine wine or grape juice coming out of that dispenser, instead of ketchup XD
The whole joe rogan one had me dying, that is such an accurate description.
Am I the only one who wants to buy that soap dispenser and go one step further, and put mustard in it?
16:20 That’s literally the plot of Stardust Crusaders
almost like...
A JoJo's reference. 😏
0:39 so does that mean “21 year old female” and “53 year old male”?
5:28 the Ls are “silent”, it’s actually pronounced “Amonteeado”.
Yes
@@CourierCat-isGod si
No….the double-L in “Amontillado” is not silent. Amontillado is a Spanish sherry, therefore, the word is pronounced using Spanish pronunciation rules, which means the “LL” makes a “y” sound. It’s pronounced “Amohnteeyado.”
@@andrewollmann304 right, I just didn’t know how to word it; I knew what it was but couldn’t convey it in words 😅 you did an excellent job at it 👍
@@mattwalters6834 If I sounded harsh, I’m super sorry. I just kinda wanted to correct misinformation, because there are words that start with double-l, like “lluvia.”
17:36 For those curious, in 1658 Denmark and Sweden were at war, and the swedes marched across the belt (the ocean between the countries) and surprised the Danes.... They apparently still holds a grude 😂
That buzz light-year one is gold
Vincent Donofrio is THIS GUY?
I just re-found this channel and realized Damien is finally back.
1:38 I can jump higher than the Eiffel tower, as the Eiffel Tower cannot jump
8:11 The pockets are the most important, and also the hardest to find in women’s clothes.
Incredibly spot on AI narrator for that reddit bit
Why does such a hyper specific thing as "5 small or 2 large dragons" make complete and perfect sense?
16:16 Technically, once you reach 113, you're a teenager again. And you're teenage years are from 13-19 until you reach 113-119
2:21 HELP