One of the main things that annoyed me with this movie is that they still tried to hide whether Michael is supernatural or not. The film spends 90% of it's time showing people missing bullets, because if he gets shot he may get brutally injured and/or killed. Then right at the end (spoilers) he gets fucked up...just to get up again and shrug off like 7 bullets, 10 stab wounds, and still fuck up everyone. I'm sorry but at this point he definitely is SUPERNATURAL! But instead of doubling down and showing him get shot in the head. They still technically just stabbed him in the back etc. (even though in real life he'd be absolutely fucking dead). At this point I want a Jason esc Michael. Might as well throw all your cards down if you're gonna get this stupid.
To be fair, the people that died in this movie should've died way sooner than the film showed. A dude literally got his throat slammed multiple times and it took twisting his neck to die
Good movie but I question the new lore. Now he just want to go home that is bull. He went home many times then left home to kill. The first movie 1978 he was in his house left his home to stalk Jamie and her friends.
"One of the main things that annoyed me with this movie is that they still tried to hide whether Michael is supernatural or not. (then you must hate the original since the point is its supposed to be unclear) The film spends 90% of it's time showing people missing bullets, because if he gets shot he may get brutally injured and/or killed. (like most villians and heroes in most movies? you must hate most movies. i mean we already know its a 3 part story and this is part 2, how smart is it to expect him to be killed?) Then right at the end (spoilers) he gets fucked up...just to get up again and shrug off like 7 bullets, 10 stab wounds, and still fuck up everyone. (well people survive that kind of stuff in real life, how dare a movie viliian survive it huh?) I'm sorry but at this point he definitely is SUPERNATURAL! But instead of doubling down and showing him get shot in the head. (he isnt supernatural and even if he was, the point is that its not supposed to be revealed. have you ever saw the original? besides, Black Mamba got shot in the head in Kill Bill, i guess she is SUPERNATURAL since she survived, got back up and killed 50 people) They still technically just stabbed him in the back etc. (even though in real life he'd be absolutely fucking dead). At this point I want a Jason esc Michael. Might as well throw all your cards down if you're gonna get this stupid. Here's a little more real life information: A woman named Alison Botha was raped, beaten, stabbed countless times, throat slashed, nearly decaoitated and disembowled. this happened in south africa in 1994. She got up, held in her guts and her head, made it to the road, found help and now is a famous author. just here in Philly, a teenage guy was shot over 15 times, he is still alive and well. another man, shot 20 times, got up, walked two miles to a hospital, he's alive and breathing today. its funny to see how much people dont know about the real world we live in. here's the nail in the coffin: if Michael was supernatural, he couldve just "poofed1" himself out of the fire. but instead he had to think his way out like a human being. smart enough to know a fire brings firefighters so he hid away from the flames until the opportunity comes to escape. yall be doing everything but thinking lol
If there's one thing that came to mind when it came to the people of Haddonfield it's the speech Agent K had in Men in Black: "A person is smart. People are dumb panicky, dangerous animals and you know it."
15:36 EXACTLY! There's literally a line of dialog at the hospital scene where a woman says "My son is missing I'm his mother..." Like I understood when you said, my son. Why tell me you're his mother???
When I heard her say that, I turned to the ppl I was watching it with and was like “Is she joking?”. I was the only one that noticed 😂. So many things in this film had me like ??You Good??
Martin said it perfectly "you can get away with a few people being dumb, but when its everybody?" Exactly I can forgive having stupid characters in a slasher movie but when its literally the entire town is populated by the dumbest people in the world, nah I cant get with that.
@@MJWP2334 no, im talking about the decisions all these people made even before mass hysteria kicked in. The people in the car at the playground, old lady shooting at the windows when there was nothing there, dumb going trying to choke him out with his stethoscope, his even dumber girlfriend who made it out of the car and disappeared the whole time they were fighting Michael instead of shooting him when he was occupied with the old woman and her boyfriend. Only for her to show back up, miss every shot while he's sitting still and then shoot herself in the face. Karen stabbing Michael with the pitchfork one time??? When he's on the ground and she had him dead to rights! Then the blood thirsty mob who wanted him dead shows up for the final fight with baseball bats and blunt objects? Thats not mass hysteria thats shitty writing.
@@Emplordxiii it was the whole town, the entire movie. I can get behind having a few dumb characters in a slasher movie but when its literally everyone in the movie, not one redeemable character then thats just ridiculous. I cant get behind that nonsense.
@@Sir-Fettucini To me the Nurse and doctor couple was a example of people with zero knowledge on handing a firearm trying to use one in a situation they had no place at all being in and they paid the consequences for it. She was gonna for like what? Ten seconds and went back to save Marion and her husband, it's not like she took a trip to cancun and went back.
@@reacts6230 she made it out of the car before Michael even got in, he had time to slowly kill the older woman and her husband fail at choking him out for at least a minute or two before he stabs him in the face and then she comes from like 30 feet away from the car for no reason at all when she could have just shot him in the passenger seat while he was pre occupied with the other 2 in the car.
That and it just makes sense. I mean her character’s what, 60? She just got slashed in the gut in the first one and it’s even shown and explained in the film why she’s gotta stay in the hospital
Even if there's a supernatural force behind Michael, the movie exists in a world like ours. Can a psychiatrist explain how a 6-year-old would get the desire to stab his sister? Loomis tried. There's definitely no scientific explanation for how Michael has been able to withstand, well...everything! I don't think it was ever tested in-universe and I don't think a team of University scientists analyzing his blood in a laboratory would be all that interesting to watch on screen. Nor would a plot centering on a group of military strategists lead by an Air Force captain who happened to grow up in Haddonfield, returning home to repel down the side of the Meyers house with his team to blow Michael away. I think another horror franchise tried that and it didn't turn out so great. The central question of the Hallow-verse is how do people like us deal with a thing that appears human but clearly is not? Against such a man/force, you or I would fare no better. ... Unless you had that US Air Force Special Air Rescue Squadron that I mentioned and you did come in with a group of guerrilla fighters. But then that's a that's a whole different type of movie.
LOL maybe Michael Myers has Domino's powers from X-Force. He has extremely good luck, which makes everyone else have bad luck. Car doors and electronic systems stop working properly, guns jam, you trip over your own feet and sprain your ankle, or your gun jams.
You describing Michael McDonald’s off-camera scream reminded me of his, “Stop!” scene as the security guard who wouldn’t move away in the first Austin Powers 😂
@@scribble71891 Would he want to? Only time he drives is to get to Haddonfield never to leave it. Seems like he just wants to chill in his old room lol
Welcome to Haddonfield where Evil Dies Tonight….how? By bringing switchblades, 2 by 4s and baseball bats to confront a serial killer with a high confirmed body count….what could go wrong?
I like the first movie it had a perfect ending with 3 ladies kicking ass This movie was so stupid and actively pissed me off that I’m cheering for Michael lol
The less stupid the kills are the more scary it is. *Old person with a walker tries to 'run' away. And Michael casually strolls up to them. *Dude tries to escape thru door but Michael had already locked it. Dude starts to kick the door, makes a hole, we see him stick his arm thru and try to turn the knob on the other side, we hear a scream, and the arm goes limp. *Dude hears his friend screaming for help. Goes into the room where he hears his friend. Dude flips friends face over and sees that friend has his eyes ripped out. Michael appears from the shadows and closes the door. *Lady is hiding in a closet while Michael looks for her. Eventually it seems like Michael has given up. But then she smells smoke. The house is aflame. She tries to escape but flames and flipped sofas block all but one exit and Michael is just standing there outside.
There's a mistake in Halloween Kills. The flashback scene where Sheriff Brackett discovers Annie's body was from Halloween 2... which no longer exists in the current canon
It’s Not A Mistake, It’s A Whole Nother Timeline Based Off The Original 2 Movies. The Other Movies Are Just A Different Timeline Basically (H20, Resurrection , CurseOfMM , RobZombie Halloween 1 & 2 Etc.)
So psyched I found you !!!!!! Youre both fantastic !!!!!!!! What I love about Michael is he never backs down. You can drive straight at him with an SUV, trap him in a burning house, surround him with a group of people with weapons, and he will stand there calm and ready and never looks scared. He never runs away or freaks out. He KNOWS he is going to win. LOVE THAT. By the way there are alot of interviews with the man who plays Michael, I think you would really enjoy them, he is an amazing guy.
You know what could be fun, since 3/4 of the characters are dead in this film, they bring in actors from previous Halloween films for the final movie. Paul Rudd, Josh Hartnett, Michelle Williams, LL Cool J, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Scout Taylor-Compton, and even Danielle Harris, Brad Dourif, Malcom McDowell, and Busta Rhymes. Hell, have Rob Zombie and his wife Sherri for a cameo.
This movie was so fucking bad, in every way. The dialogue was bad, the characters were bad, the story was bad. None of it made sense, the side plot with the mob was awful. It should’ve ended with Karen looking out michaels window and seeing him like across the street watching her or something and realising he’s still alive, instead we get the stupid ending we got, how did he get back in the house with no one seeing? Why did she even go up there? It made me laugh as well when the couple dressed as a cop and nurse, his wife must’ve hated him, she told him to go look in the car when she thought Michael was in it, and when Mike is on top of the car she just dips for a solid two minutes whilst he attacks the car and her husband when she had a gun, she had to run back to the car to finally help; where did she go? Jamie lee don’t do another.
SPOILERS: I predicted this and guess what guys! We're going to need to send in a s.w.a.t team or the whole military to kill Michael! 😂 Apparently, the entire community can't do it.
This movie would make sense in a european suburb but never ever in the USA would you find so many unarmed people in a small town. Every town or suburb has that one guy that could arm at least a small platoon let alone everyone else that just has a gun just in case
seems to me that the town constantly saying how evil he is was the writers making the town into Loomis, because that was his entire character....and Donald did it a million times better than some of the bad writing.
Micheal Myers character is a 5 out of 5 I got to see what I needed to see micheal being distructive as ever I love that ... the problem is the story it self is a 2 out of 5 if u wanna see micheal just kill people in brutal ways u will get that as the title says clearly if u are looking for a deep story u will be disappointed I m a huge Halloween fan they did micheals character justice problem is everything around him for me dint work !!!
i enjoyed parts of it (like as you mentioned , the intro... awesome how they made it look like it was 1978 and i liked the Dr. Loomis impersonator) but just as a whole it just didn't seem very well-fleshed out. the Sheriff could have been used better in the movie... he was just there to say "i'm the law"....boring. he seems like a great actor, they should have gave him something to work with also the stupid characters just doing stupid shit. like the car scene, I was rooting for the doctor lady to save at least her man but no of course she left and then comes out of no where AFTER Myers killed them two smh so stupid
it looks like they're going towards the 'supernatural' angle again... which is just weird... at that point, it's not suspenseful and it's not scary.. because you already know nothing is gonna stop him. it's just gore-y at that point because he won't die but yeah, how did he get back up stairs in Myers' sisters room that fast??? maybe it's just how they edited it, but that's a sign right there the next movie they will just reveal that it's some supernatural shit
This was Michael's movie as opposed to Lauries film, he never had a motive in 1978, 2018. So it makes sense that this film was all over the place because he's all over the place.
Note: I am hugely biased towards the film so I might be more apologetic. I honestly feel like Kills is in fact Michael’s movie. The film just lingers on him and you see the almost child like nature to how he approaches his kills. The scene where he’s sticking knives into the already dead man’s back. Just to see which knife is better really shines a light on his nature while still keeping his character ambiguous. I understand Korey and Martin’s dislike for the film but I left really entertained. I like how the film does mystify Michael but in a way that the characters can’t really comprehend. While it is a bit redundant how they keep saying he is evil personified it really does feel like that is why Michael actually is though. Maybe I’m being too forgiving to the film but I overall felt like it was a lot of fun and a good little bit of a character study on Michael. But like I said, I’m pretty bias.
@@Xanime95 and the next film watch people complain that we don't get enough Michael. Jamie Lee Curtis said the next film will piss off fans, I have a feeling we aren't going to get much Michael or action in Ends. It's going to be a complete change of pace.
22:20 It's funny cause the dude that just sits there screaming (instead of running), after he got Michael's attention, is the same actor (ironically, named MICHAEL McDonald 😆) from Austin Powers who stands there yelling dramatically as a zamboni inches ever-so-slowly toward him till he eventually gets crushed 😅. He played the same role in 2 different movies 🤣
I like how they finally showed him killing everyone out in public, I mean just slaughtering everybody, and that's why Chucky and Michael Myers are best slashers ever
@@windowsVD plot armor? As protection right? A defense? Explain Jason's abilities then, i.e. to phase/teleport, etc. They even put the shit in a game like superpowers. What is the offensive version of plot armor? When were those abilities ever explained in one of the many meh movies?
Every time somebody would yell randomly "evil dies tonight" I couldn't help but think of that episode of South Park when everybody kept yelling "we didn't listen"😅
here's my thoughts on why Mike can't be killed....that mask comes from the company in H3, and the radio tower sends a signal to the stonehenge gem that gives Mike his powers.
They always carried that narrative since the old movie Halloween The Curse of Michael Myers to allude that he's transended and is like an immortal super human.
That narrative has always relevant since the first movie when he gets shot 6 times. It just wasn't attempted to be explained untill the curse. There was no explanation here just like any other Halloween movie!
22:00 I think thats a clear reference to Austin Powers its Michael Macdonald who plays the actor that gets run over by austin(Mike Myers) with a huge gap between them
they went out their way to debunk everything we loved about the original it seems with this film. it feels like every mystery they wanted us to think of on our own in the last two films, they try to answer in this film.
I still had fun watching this for the brutal kills. It was a fun experience for me laughing at the stupidity of characters, then enjoying watching them die a horrible death. Big John and Little John cracked me up too.
It was good, I liked it maybe slightly less than the 2018 film, but that’s only because where the 2018 film focused on the trauma that Laurie (& by extension her family) received via Michael, this one focuses on the town’s trauma as a whole. It’s not bad by any means unless you just want things to be centered around one person’s trauma.
@@famousthaneus9810 Yeah, I mean, they already made a movie about Laurie's trauma. I like how Kills focuses on how Karen, Allyson and the rest of Haddenfield. Overall, I liked Kills.
Some time ago, I saw a video on a channel called The Film Theorists titled Film Theory: How To BEAT Michael Myers (Halloween) which led me to believe there is something abnormal/supernatural about Myers. In that video, they said that he had rabid cell regeneration that basically made him unable to be killed through normal means. The cell regeneration is that fast.
This film still implies that he can be killed though, given that we see him surrender to a group of armed police in the 1978 flashback scene. He also does try to avoid getting shot throughout the film, especially to the head. It doesn't seem like he's actually invincible, just a tough SOB to kill.
@@windowsVD Well, while someone can be unkillable, that does not exactly mean they cannot feel pain. It could make sense that he would try to avoid being shot and maybe even surrendering to a group of armed people.
@@Gears_Starting Why would he allow himself to be imprisoned for 40 years just to avoid feeling some temporary pain? The movie shows him specifically avoiding headshots and any attacks to the head for that matter. It seems to largely imply that it's his weak spot.
@Gears Starting well when John Carpenter and Debra Hill created Michael Myers he purposely blurred the lines between human and supernatural. That is why he is referred to as the the shape and the boogeyman. He is more a force of nature than human, if that makes sense.
@@windowsVD That is a good question. Since he does have a lot of time, maybe he was biding his time. Perhaps he was done killing and just decided to go with them instead of getting shot up and then taken. He can be incapacitated temporarily, and that would have given armed police time to detain him anyway. Maybe he was younger and dumber at the time. 40 years ago from when he got out he was how old? It could also be possible that he himself does not know just how unkillable he is.
This movies fatal flaw is that they focus way to much time on Easter eggs and featuring past Halloween characters that they literally forget to create their own Halloween movie, It’s like a bunch of fanboys directed and produced this movie
It was so predictable as soon as they let off of him I thought he's going to kill them all with Tommy being last although I didn't realize that that was sheriff bracket in the mix too.
As a Black Bostonian, I was happy to see Lenny Clarke get killed by Michael Myers in this one lol. I can’t stand that dude, everything about him is corny to me lol For me tho, the whole movie wasn’t that bad. I treated it like I think they wanted me to - an extension of the last one. Its like the Empire Strikes Back of the new trilogy. Looking back on it, I feel like the emphasis on some of the people’s stupidity was to highlight the fact that anger and outrage can cloud your better judgment. Tommy riled up that mob because he was more pissed off out of everyone and folks were taking arms because he was going around telling them to. Meanwhile no one was listening to the actual survivors (Karen and Laurie) and got killed for it. They say Michael infects the town with fear and everyone reacted out of fear. The movie was actually good in that regard. It reminded me of when the mob in Nightmare on Elm St. set out to burn Freddy Krueger and paid for it with their children’s lives.
I wholehartedly agree! Too many opportunities to get TF on from Haddonfield in this movie. There was a whole white lady who brought an iron....an iron for clothes... to the whole lynch mob fight. This town is dumb as hell.
@@BronxWavy When he was talking about getting bad fish I forgot it was even a plug and was just riding along like "Yeah smelly fish fuckin suck, Martin."
Not really because outside of him being hard to kill no one shot him in the head nor did they try to run when he slowly walked them down. Being caught off guard is one thing but knowing he's in the house and still focusing on something irrelevant is straight dumb.
@@Deathcardcodwaw Can't believe I'm arguing about this but Michael is an entity. He cannot be killed by force alone. Shooting him in the head would have made no difference. How come no one pulled a drive by on Voldemort? Guns excist in that universe.
Would it ever be scary or interesting if everyone in a horror movie made the most logical decisions? Besides, when we as humans are scared, we don't think logically. We move mostly on instinct. Suspension of disbelief. We apply it to every action movie and thriller and allow lone rogue cops, private detectives and stalking victims to make mistakes, and even to do things on purpose that go against procedure, rules and logic. Then we turn around and love to point out those same contrivances in horror movies like we think we're smart. Sometimes I think we're all watching movies wrong.
It could be. Would make writing harder than convenient stupid characters but if you have good writing, smart characters and a villain that's so good and smart to outsmart them makes it even more intense but good writing is hard and Hollywood can't be arsed
@@thekungfukid1990 Exactly. Haven't seen Halloween movies before this, went to watch 2018 after kills and there's basically no stupidity in that movie, maybe less than a handful of stupid characters like maybe arguably the husband while a lot of other characters can be excused cuz it's a sleepy town where nothing ever happens and it's not common knowledge that Michael has escaped, not so in kills, ppl know he's out there and act dumber than before knowing
They don't know he's a supernatural force...WE know that! And when people are scared, unsure of what they're looking for and mobbed up they do things that are illogical. Just like that scene in the hospital, the mob mentality takes over. Fear takes over. I'm not defending every action taken by every character but filmmakers have to be allowed the room to contrive sticky situations for our protagonists. For heist movies and thrillers, those situations usually allow a lot more time for main characters to think it through and consider how to get out. Ocean's 11 for instance is about a group of guys who get together over the course of a few weeks to plan an elaborate ruse to steal money from a casino. They have more time to be clever. Take that situation, empty out the casino, cut most of the power in the building, make Andy Garcia about 6 inches taller, muscular and endow him worth a limited amount of superhuman strength and a desire to inspire fear in Clooney & Co. before he kills them. Now send those 12 guys into that darkened building! What do you write around that situation? Do they march hand on the shoulder of the guy in front of them that way soldiers do when they enter a building, with makeshift weapons, 6 assigned to check for activity on the left while the other six check right and they all agree at the start to listen to the leader? Might work if they all choose to go there. Now what if they don't know one another and happened to find their way there for different reasons? Maybe 2 wanted the money, 4 of them were in a car that broke down, 3 are casino employees and the last 4 are just casino patrons that don't even know each other. Drop in Andy Garcia in a William Shatner mask possessed by an evil spirit that makes him want nothing more than to stab, beat, eviscerate and impale as many people as possible. Do you expect them all to make the rational choice as a team. I'm sure there are ways to make everybody in the movie a bit more clever but we as an audience also have to stop thinking that just because we've read some high-minded film criticism by the likes of Pauline Kael, Susan Sontag and J. Hoberman, and and we know terms like, "eye line", "denouncement", "character development", "story arc" and "the one-third rule" that we are wholly above that other film criticism term, "suspension of disbelief".
I can't believe they didn't make the connection to little John standing there yelling nooooo and the actor being doing the same thing in Austin powers movie before being crushed by a slow moving steamroller.
I just saw the movie tonight. I think this review and smoking in the parking lot with a couple friends before the movie helped. I like Anthony Michael Hall as Tommy Doyle in this. This movie could be better if Halloween Ends is really good and makes this story and all the chaos that happens more meaningful. It was fun to see Haddonfield fight back against Michael Myers. I liked how they tried to give us something we haven't seen before in a Halloween movie. I see why they gave it a Rental but I would give it a Matinee. Sometimes it felt intentional when people made dumb decisions. Since Danny McBride and David Gordon Green were fans of the movies too, I think they know the audience likes getting mad at the screen sometimes. Or the entire scene with "Big John", "Little John". That entire time they could have left the house, but it's a slasher film so they don't.
its like people dont understand that if characters in films dont behave these ways, yo dont have a film. YEa, somebody could blow off Michael's head with a shotgun in the first 5 minutes..... then you have a 5 minute long movie. why they think Batman never kills all the villians? People also easily forget the audience knows more than the characters do. Laurie didnt know Michael was waiting for her across the street when she went in there but we do, thats how suspense works. Little John and Big John dont know its Michael in their house. Still, its a movie and unless people behave unrealistically somehat, nothing ever happens lol
Just finish watching movie and Korey has a point. Any person with common sense would rationalize the baseball bat is not a weapon to Michael Myers. Especially, if Myers is killing people who have guns and knives as weapons.
Lets not forget Big John locks the front door before going up with the baby knife, i almost had a stroke from the amount of stupidity that was in this movie
Wasnt the message about US the audience being the ancient ones who crave the bloodshed? If so, great observation! As far as im concerned, there is no such thing as TOO MANY kills when i see this film tomorrow
Once you start explaining why Michael does what he does it misses the point of the character, John Carpenter's vision, and the scariness goes away. 2007 tried to do that and it backfired.
I rolled my eyes so many times. I didn’t care if people died at all and then at one point I was just painfully aware of what a bad movie it was as a whole. I went from “haha look at those idiots” to “Why am I wasting my time watching this?”
Glad u can Shake it off bud! Its been a rough week for me at work and this video is like a silver lining in the cloud. Been waiting 3YEARS for this movie and review. We almost made it thru to Friday!!.
The fact that you moved into Michael's house is a crime itself
yea, because people dont do that kind of stiuff in real life huh lol
@@millyoneyedeaz1350 they’re dumb too
@@ninjanibba4259 which begs the question, whats your point then?
@@millyoneyedeaz1350 I said it, people are dumb that move into a known killers place
he was not that good of a landlord. you don't pay him his rent on time he just crush your skull.
They kept chanting “Evil dies tonight!!”
I said in my head “There’s still one movie left”
Korey: Drop a nuke on Haddonfield and everyone would be dead except Michael.
🤣🤣🤣
One of the main things that annoyed me with this movie is that they still tried to hide whether Michael is supernatural or not. The film spends 90% of it's time showing people missing bullets, because if he gets shot he may get brutally injured and/or killed. Then right at the end (spoilers) he gets fucked up...just to get up again and shrug off like 7 bullets, 10 stab wounds, and still fuck up everyone.
I'm sorry but at this point he definitely is SUPERNATURAL! But instead of doubling down and showing him get shot in the head. They still technically just stabbed him in the back etc. (even though in real life he'd be absolutely fucking dead).
At this point I want a Jason esc Michael. Might as well throw all your cards down if you're gonna get this stupid.
Facts!
To be fair, the people that died in this movie should've died way sooner than the film showed.
A dude literally got his throat slammed multiple times and it took twisting his neck to die
Good movie but I question the new lore. Now he just want to go home that is bull. He went home many times then left home to kill. The first movie 1978 he was in his house left his home to stalk Jamie and her friends.
@@mg682 he was gonna die slowly michael just put him out of his misery.
"One of the main things that annoyed me with this movie is that they still tried to hide whether Michael is supernatural or not.
(then you must hate the original since the point is its supposed to be unclear)
The film spends 90% of it's time showing people missing bullets, because if he gets shot he may get brutally injured and/or killed.
(like most villians and heroes in most movies? you must hate most movies.
i mean we already know its a 3 part story and this is part 2, how smart is it to expect him to be killed?)
Then right at the end (spoilers) he gets fucked up...just to get up again and shrug off like 7 bullets, 10 stab wounds, and still fuck up everyone.
(well people survive that kind of stuff in real life, how dare a movie viliian survive it huh?)
I'm sorry but at this point he definitely is SUPERNATURAL! But instead of doubling down and showing him get shot in the head.
(he isnt supernatural and even if he was, the point is that its not supposed to be revealed.
have you ever saw the original? besides, Black Mamba got shot in the head in Kill Bill, i guess she is SUPERNATURAL since she survived, got back up and killed 50 people)
They still technically just stabbed him in the back etc. (even though in real life he'd be absolutely fucking dead).
At this point I want a Jason esc Michael. Might as well throw all your cards down if you're gonna get this stupid.
Here's a little more real life information:
A woman named Alison Botha was raped, beaten, stabbed countless times, throat slashed, nearly decaoitated and disembowled. this happened in south africa in 1994.
She got up, held in her guts and her head, made it to the road, found help and now is a famous author.
just here in Philly, a teenage guy was shot over 15 times, he is still alive and well.
another man, shot 20 times, got up, walked two miles to a hospital, he's alive and breathing today.
its funny to see how much people dont know about the real world we live in.
here's the nail in the coffin: if Michael was supernatural, he couldve just "poofed1" himself out of the fire.
but instead he had to think his way out like a human being.
smart enough to know a fire brings firefighters so he hid away from the flames until the opportunity
comes to escape.
yall be doing everything but thinking lol
I know the movie's tag line is "Evil dies tonight." But I walked out with "Big John. Little John."
They were funny lol
Big John?!?
@@ALEX-jr1pb yes little john 😂
I LOVED big John and little John lol
Boy the way they were placed like the picture was gold 🤣🤣🤣
TBH, It really seems like dude just wants to chill at home and look out of his window and no one will let him do it in peace
The chant SHOULDVE been “Stupid dies tonight!”
*YES!* Tommy was a badass but that crowd was dumb as fuck! COD: STUPIDITY!
Lmaooo
Stupid will never die as long as the Halloween franchise keeps getting rebooted
@@Linklex7 Micheal Myers Is Gonna Always Be Around Because It Brings In Money 😂 They Are Probably Never Gonna Stop Making Halloween Movies Nd Remakes
No frfr! Bc the stupidity is mind-boggling 😂
I can’t see that actor without thinking “you make sure tonight they remember the night they play the Titans”.
I always think of him from Armageddon
He had that same grizzly voice in this and The Punisher when he's in pain or serious lol
If there's one thing that came to mind when it came to the people of Haddonfield it's the speech Agent K had in Men in Black:
"A person is smart. People are dumb panicky, dangerous animals and you know it."
If you’re Busta Rhymes you can karate kick Michael and get away
Yep only Busta Rhymes can take down Michael.
He left the do’ unlocked for Michael and everything Cot Damnit!
I thought he directed
Lmao!!!!
Bruh that show down between Busta Rhymes and Michael Myers was hilarious
15:36 EXACTLY!
There's literally a line of dialog at the hospital scene where a woman says "My son is missing I'm his mother..."
Like I understood when you said, my son. Why tell me you're his mother???
When I heard her say that, I turned to the ppl I was watching it with and was like “Is she joking?”. I was the only one that noticed 😂. So many things in this film had me like ??You Good??
Martin said it perfectly "you can get away with a few people being dumb, but when its everybody?" Exactly I can forgive having stupid characters in a slasher movie but when its literally the entire town is populated by the dumbest people in the world, nah I cant get with that.
@@MJWP2334 no, im talking about the decisions all these people made even before mass hysteria kicked in. The people in the car at the playground, old lady shooting at the windows when there was nothing there, dumb going trying to choke him out with his stethoscope, his even dumber girlfriend who made it out of the car and disappeared the whole time they were fighting Michael instead of shooting him when he was occupied with the old woman and her boyfriend. Only for her to show back up, miss every shot while he's sitting still and then shoot herself in the face. Karen stabbing Michael with the pitchfork one time??? When he's on the ground and she had him dead to rights! Then the blood thirsty mob who wanted him dead shows up for the final fight with baseball bats and blunt objects? Thats not mass hysteria thats shitty writing.
@@Sir-Fettucini people make stupid mistakes all the time when your fear is in control.
@@Emplordxiii it was the whole town, the entire movie. I can get behind having a few dumb characters in a slasher movie but when its literally everyone in the movie, not one redeemable character then thats just ridiculous. I cant get behind that nonsense.
@@Sir-Fettucini To me the Nurse and doctor couple was a example of people with zero knowledge on handing a firearm trying to use one in a situation they had no place at all being in and they paid the consequences for it. She was gonna for like what? Ten seconds and went back to save Marion and her husband, it's not like she took a trip to cancun and went back.
@@reacts6230 she made it out of the car before Michael even got in, he had time to slowly kill the older woman and her husband fail at choking him out for at least a minute or two before he stabs him in the face and then she comes from like 30 feet away from the car for no reason at all when she could have just shot him in the passenger seat while he was pre occupied with the other 2 in the car.
I think her being in a hospital most of the time is a play on the original Halloween 2 from the 1980s
That and it just makes sense. I mean her character’s what, 60? She just got slashed in the gut in the first one and it’s even shown and explained in the film why she’s gotta stay in the hospital
That makes sense lol I actually just watched the second recently and I kept saying to myself jeez Laurie is barely in this lol
Me too but was still sad there wasn't more of her but think the point is that one person can't defeat evil. It takes everyone.
At least she doesn't lay on her back the whole time doing nothing. And she's 60, so it is a good excuse.
Even if there's a supernatural force behind Michael, the movie exists in a world like ours. Can a psychiatrist explain how a 6-year-old would get the desire to stab his sister? Loomis tried. There's definitely no scientific explanation for how Michael has been able to withstand, well...everything! I don't think it was ever tested in-universe and I don't think a team of University scientists analyzing his blood in a laboratory would be all that interesting to watch on screen. Nor would a plot centering on a group of military strategists lead by an Air Force captain who happened to grow up in Haddonfield, returning home to repel down the side of the Meyers house with his team to blow Michael away. I think another horror franchise tried that and it didn't turn out so great. The central question of the Hallow-verse is how do people like us deal with a thing that appears human but clearly is not? Against such a man/force, you or I would fare no better.
... Unless you had that US Air Force Special Air Rescue Squadron that I mentioned and you did come in with a group of guerrilla fighters. But then that's a that's a whole different type of movie.
LOL maybe Michael Myers has Domino's powers from X-Force. He has extremely good luck, which makes everyone else have bad luck. Car doors and electronic systems stop working properly, guns jam, you trip over your own feet and sprain your ankle, or your gun jams.
You describing Michael McDonald’s off-camera scream reminded me of his, “Stop!” scene as the security guard who wouldn’t move away in the first Austin Powers 😂
I was thinking the same exact thing!
that's ALLLLL I cold think of lol
Same here..
29:02 the way Martin sounds so traumatized about how their encounter with Michael will go took me out lol
That whole city should be a damn ghost town every Halloween, all they gotta do is not be there for one damn night lol
But Halloween last as long as Friday The 13th in Crystal Lake 🤣
Idk about that Michael can drive and kill somewhere else lol
@@scribble71891 Would he want to? Only time he drives is to get to Haddonfield never to leave it. Seems like he just wants to chill in his old room lol
and there would be no movie to watch if that happened lol
@@millyoneyedeaz1350 good if I gotta waste time watching bs like this
Wild how they advertised Laurie being the main part of the movie and she’s in the hospital the whole time.
Corey - “Visit better help, and take care of you”
Also Corey 2 Seconds later - “these people deserve to die!”
Talk about bad timing. 😕
Lmao I said the same thing!!!
They deserve to die... not kill themselves
@@whidoineedthis so what. It’s just funny. Don’t make this into something it’s not.
@@julianmorning ok
Almost lost it when the video opened with the betterhelp sponsor promo. Lord knows Mike could use it 🤣🤣
The smashing of the window when they were in the car at the park was a call back to Halloween 1978.
Welcome to Haddonfield where Evil Dies Tonight….how?
By bringing switchblades, 2 by 4s and baseball bats to confront a serial killer with a high confirmed body count….what could go wrong?
Lmfao
I like the first movie it had a perfect ending with 3 ladies kicking ass
This movie was so stupid and actively pissed me off that I’m cheering for Michael lol
The less stupid the kills are the more scary it is.
*Old person with a walker tries to 'run' away. And Michael casually strolls up to them.
*Dude tries to escape thru door but Michael had already locked it. Dude starts to kick the door, makes a hole, we see him stick his arm thru and try to turn the knob on the other side, we hear a scream, and the arm goes limp.
*Dude hears his friend screaming for help. Goes into the room where he hears his friend. Dude flips friends face over and sees that friend has his eyes ripped out. Michael appears from the shadows and closes the door.
*Lady is hiding in a closet while Michael looks for her. Eventually it seems like Michael has given up. But then she smells smoke. The house is aflame. She tries to escape but flames and flipped sofas block all but one exit and Michael is just standing there outside.
Mike had instant transmission and senzu beans and ultra instinct at the end lmao
There's a mistake in Halloween Kills. The flashback scene where Sheriff Brackett discovers Annie's body was from Halloween 2... which no longer exists in the current canon
It's not a mistake it's reused/purposed footage.
It’s Not A Mistake, It’s A Whole Nother Timeline Based Off The Original 2 Movies. The Other Movies Are Just A Different Timeline Basically (H20, Resurrection , CurseOfMM , RobZombie Halloween 1 & 2 Etc.)
michael got bad hips thats why he walks like that lol
You mean to tell me a simple Illinois State Medicinal card could have prevented this massacre!😁
So psyched I found you !!!!!! Youre both fantastic !!!!!!!!
What I love about Michael is he never backs down. You can drive straight at him with an SUV, trap him in a burning house, surround him with a group of people with weapons, and he will stand there calm and ready and never looks scared. He never runs away or freaks out. He KNOWS he is going to win. LOVE THAT.
By the way there are alot of interviews with the man who plays Michael, I think you would really enjoy them, he is an amazing guy.
In real life we acted silly just like the mob. A pandemic shut down happens and we start fighting over tolit paper
You know what could be fun, since 3/4 of the characters are dead in this film, they bring in actors from previous Halloween films for the final movie. Paul Rudd, Josh Hartnett, Michelle Williams, LL Cool J, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Scout Taylor-Compton, and even Danielle Harris, Brad Dourif, Malcom McDowell, and Busta Rhymes. Hell, have Rob Zombie and his wife Sherri for a cameo.
Halloween Expendables lol oh don't forget crippled stepdad Ronnie and Ken Foree (Big Joe Grizzly)
@@acenewman8266 🤣
Brad dourif? Chucky was in this franchise?
@@MIGGYME1 Yep basically Charles Lee Ray in a sheriff's uniform lol but Brad Dourif is Sheriff Bracket.
Busta was but they scrapped that idea and they did the same with rudd since they saw him as to big an actor and would be distracting
4:18 starts the review
This movie was so fucking bad, in every way. The dialogue was bad, the characters were bad, the story was bad. None of it made sense, the side plot with the mob was awful.
It should’ve ended with Karen looking out michaels window and seeing him like across the street watching her or something and realising he’s still alive, instead we get the stupid ending we got, how did he get back in the house with no one seeing? Why did she even go up there? It made me laugh as well when the couple dressed as a cop and nurse, his wife must’ve hated him, she told him to go look in the car when she thought Michael was in it, and when Mike is on top of the car she just dips for a solid two minutes whilst he attacks the car and her husband when she had a gun, she had to run back to the car to finally help; where did she go? Jamie lee don’t do another.
I really enjoyed it but damn the towns people were dumb af 💀 Michael kicking the door into the lady who was shooting at him took me tf out 💀💀💀💀
That was the funniest part.
My mans tried to take him down with a water hose😂
A fireman’s Waterhose, look it up, those hoses have serious firepower behind them
Looks straight into the camera--"Even the children deserve to die"..OMG! LOL!!
Somebody said Michael had that jumpsuit on for 40 years I know that ass part booming 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
When Michael kicked the car door so hard it flipped the gun and killed the lady, I was like 🤣😂😂
SPOILERS:
I predicted this and guess what guys!
We're going to need to send in a s.w.a.t team or the whole military to kill Michael! 😂
Apparently, the entire community can't do it.
This movie would make sense in a european suburb but never ever in the USA would you find so many unarmed people in a small town. Every town or suburb has that one guy that could arm at least a small platoon let alone everyone else that just has a gun just in case
seems to me that the town constantly saying how evil he is was the writers making the town into Loomis, because that was his entire character....and Donald did it a million times better than some of the bad writing.
Donald Pleasant earned it. He was his doctor for decades. The towns people were just people.
Micheal Myers character is a 5 out of 5 I got to see what I needed to see micheal being distructive as ever I love that ... the problem is the story it self is a 2 out of 5 if u wanna see micheal just kill people in brutal ways u will get that as the title says clearly if u are looking for a deep story u will be disappointed I m a huge Halloween fan they did micheals character justice problem is everything around him for me dint work !!!
I can see that
Damn seems like a lot of people don’t like this, but I really enjoyed it! I loved the intro but curious how they’ll end this version of it.
I really enjoyed it as well I really really like this one
i enjoyed parts of it (like as you mentioned , the intro... awesome how they made it look like it was 1978 and i liked the Dr. Loomis impersonator) but just as a whole it just didn't seem very well-fleshed out.
the Sheriff could have been used better in the movie... he was just there to say "i'm the law"....boring. he seems like a great actor, they should have gave him something to work with
also the stupid characters just doing stupid shit. like the car scene, I was rooting for the doctor lady to save at least her man but no of course she left and then comes out of no where AFTER Myers killed them two smh so stupid
it looks like they're going towards the 'supernatural' angle again... which is just weird... at that point, it's not suspenseful and it's not scary.. because you already know nothing is gonna stop him. it's just gore-y at that point because he won't die
but yeah, how did he get back up stairs in Myers' sisters room that fast??? maybe it's just how they edited it, but that's a sign right there the next movie they will just reveal that it's some supernatural shit
Oh ppl like this movie....it's just the big TH-cam channels not really liking this
Laurie got sidelined for the whole movie
This was Michael's movie as opposed to Lauries film, he never had a motive in 1978, 2018. So it makes sense that this film was all over the place because he's all over the place.
Note: I am hugely biased towards the film so I might be more apologetic.
I honestly feel like Kills is in fact Michael’s movie. The film just lingers on him and you see the almost child like nature to how he approaches his kills. The scene where he’s sticking knives into the already dead man’s back. Just to see which knife is better really shines a light on his nature while still keeping his character ambiguous.
I understand Korey and Martin’s dislike for the film but I left really entertained. I like how the film does mystify Michael but in a way that the characters can’t really comprehend. While it is a bit redundant how they keep saying he is evil personified it really does feel like that is why Michael actually is though.
Maybe I’m being too forgiving to the film but I overall felt like it was a lot of fun and a good little bit of a character study on Michael. But like I said, I’m pretty bias.
@@Xanime95 and the next film watch people complain that we don't get enough Michael. Jamie Lee Curtis said the next film will piss off fans, I have a feeling we aren't going to get much Michael or action in Ends. It's going to be a complete change of pace.
Yup this was like the infinity war of Halloween movies, all about the villain
22:20 It's funny cause the dude that just sits there screaming (instead of running), after he got Michael's attention, is the same actor (ironically, named MICHAEL McDonald 😆) from Austin Powers who stands there yelling dramatically as a zamboni inches ever-so-slowly toward him till he eventually gets crushed 😅. He played the same role in 2 different movies 🤣
I like how they finally showed him killing everyone out in public, I mean just slaughtering everybody, and that's why Chucky and Michael Myers are best slashers ever
Jason Jason
@@nexusaquarion9281 🥱
Only because everybody attacking him was so freaking incompetent. Michael is basically Jason but with way more plot armor by this point.
@@windowsVD What about the other guy with chainsaw
@@windowsVD plot armor? As protection right? A defense? Explain Jason's abilities then, i.e. to phase/teleport, etc. They even put the shit in a game like superpowers. What is the offensive version of plot armor? When were those abilities ever explained in one of the many meh movies?
If they say evil dies 2nite 1 more time
I can’t wait for Halloween ends. The only way this ends is if they bring back LL Cool J, Busta Rhymes and Josh Hartnett.
Not busts rhymes 😂😂
Every time somebody would yell randomly "evil dies tonight" I couldn't help but think of that episode of South Park when everybody kept yelling "we didn't listen"😅
Sooooo..... if "run bitch run!" Was a movie?
here's my thoughts on why Mike can't be killed....that mask comes from the company in H3, and the radio tower sends a signal to the stonehenge gem that gives Mike his powers.
They always carried that narrative since the old movie Halloween The Curse of Michael Myers to allude that he's transended and is like an immortal super human.
That narrative has always relevant since the first movie when he gets shot 6 times. It just wasn't attempted to be explained untill the curse. There was no explanation here just like any other Halloween movie!
22:00 I think thats a clear reference to Austin Powers its Michael Macdonald who plays the actor that gets run over by austin(Mike Myers) with a huge gap between them
But yeah this movie was awful
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
they went out their way to debunk everything we loved about the original it seems with this film. it feels like every mystery they wanted us to think of on our own in the last two films, they try to answer in this film.
Tommy leading that mob in the hospital was like Mermaid Man shouting "EVIL!"
The bartender was what took me out of the movie in the first place. I knew this would be bad as soon as he opened his mouth.
😆 😆 😆 😆
Michael Meyers saw Malignant and was like "hold my beer..."
They need to bring back Freddie from Halloween Resurrection to see him team up with Laurie.
I still had fun watching this for the brutal kills. It was a fun experience for me laughing at the stupidity of characters, then enjoying watching them die a horrible death. Big John and Little John cracked me up too.
Hope they decide to do a review of the new Chucky series.
It's mid
@@JohnnyNada what?
This was hilarious. It's like we had the same identical thoughts while watching this
The last one wasn’t that great but this sounds exactly like a modern horror film, written by guys that wrote stoner comedies
It was actually pretty good. Much better than the first.
It was good, I liked it maybe slightly less than the 2018 film, but that’s only because where the 2018 film focused on the trauma that Laurie (& by extension her family) received via Michael, this one focuses on the town’s trauma as a whole. It’s not bad by any means unless you just want things to be centered around one person’s trauma.
@@famousthaneus9810 Yeah, I mean, they already made a movie about Laurie's trauma. I like how Kills focuses on how Karen, Allyson and the rest of Haddenfield. Overall, I liked Kills.
These guys are always funny. Love their channel!
Some time ago, I saw a video on a channel called The Film Theorists titled Film Theory: How To BEAT Michael Myers (Halloween) which led me to believe there is something abnormal/supernatural about Myers.
In that video, they said that he had rabid cell regeneration that basically made him unable to be killed through normal means. The cell regeneration is that fast.
This film still implies that he can be killed though, given that we see him surrender to a group of armed police in the 1978 flashback scene. He also does try to avoid getting shot throughout the film, especially to the head. It doesn't seem like he's actually invincible, just a tough SOB to kill.
@@windowsVD Well, while someone can be unkillable, that does not exactly mean they cannot feel pain. It could make sense that he would try to avoid being shot and maybe even surrendering to a group of armed people.
@@Gears_Starting Why would he allow himself to be imprisoned for 40 years just to avoid feeling some temporary pain? The movie shows him specifically avoiding headshots and any attacks to the head for that matter. It seems to largely imply that it's his weak spot.
@Gears Starting well when John Carpenter and Debra Hill created Michael Myers he purposely blurred the lines between human and supernatural. That is why he is referred to as the the shape and the boogeyman. He is more a force of nature than human, if that makes sense.
@@windowsVD That is a good question. Since he does have a lot of time, maybe he was biding his time. Perhaps he was done killing and just decided to go with them instead of getting shot up and then taken. He can be incapacitated temporarily, and that would have given armed police time to detain him anyway. Maybe he was younger and dumber at the time. 40 years ago from when he got out he was how old? It could also be possible that he himself does not know just how unkillable he is.
This movies fatal flaw is that they focus way to much time on Easter eggs and featuring past Halloween characters that they literally forget to create their own Halloween movie, It’s like a bunch of fanboys directed and produced this movie
Greatest horror killer of all time. My boy mike went in!!!!!!
When a real housewife is the smartest person in your movie you need to rework the script. This movie really did disappoint.
Seems like this review should slightly edge into the Bad Movie review territory 😄
No
@@itsanightmaresobeware7777 ok
This film sounds like the meme with Spongebob saying, "we did it, we saved the town!"
Nah I hated the whole town and when they surrounded mike for the final battle I was rooting for mike 😂
13:43 also “its been 40 years” 😂😂
If you see Michael: A) tie your shoes B) know karate C) Run
I would think a and c because the moment you try some karate a hand or a foot is getting fucked up with a knife or his bare hands
@@motheroftears25 unless you’re Busta Rhymes
@@motheroftears25 😆
The town blew a 28-3 lead
DUDE!
I haven't seen one man whoop that much ass sense B v S...
The should have gone Detroit on him, WHY did they stop!?
It was so predictable as soon as they let off of him I thought he's going to kill them all with Tommy being last although I didn't realize that that was sheriff bracket in the mix too.
Yo I’m so glad I found your channel 😭
As a Black Bostonian, I was happy to see Lenny Clarke get killed by Michael Myers in this one lol. I can’t stand that dude, everything about him is corny to me lol
For me tho, the whole movie wasn’t that bad. I treated it like I think they wanted me to - an extension of the last one. Its like the Empire Strikes Back of the new trilogy. Looking back on it, I feel like the emphasis on some of the people’s stupidity was to highlight the fact that anger and outrage can cloud your better judgment. Tommy riled up that mob because he was more pissed off out of everyone and folks were taking arms because he was going around telling them to. Meanwhile no one was listening to the actual survivors (Karen and Laurie) and got killed for it. They say Michael infects the town with fear and everyone reacted out of fear. The movie was actually good in that regard. It reminded me of when the mob in Nightmare on Elm St. set out to burn Freddy Krueger and paid for it with their children’s lives.
I wholehartedly agree! Too many opportunities to get TF on from Haddonfield in this movie. There was a whole white lady who brought an iron....an iron for clothes... to the whole lynch mob fight. This town is dumb as hell.
Martin even makes the promo work. He's got oscar caliber infomercial acting.
Timestamp?
I thought I was alone.
Martin is the money
@@BronxWavy When he was talking about getting bad fish I forgot it was even a plug and was just riding along like "Yeah smelly fish fuckin suck, Martin."
From what I've seen in these movies, the Air Force can drop a Nuclear Bomb right on top of Michael Myers ... and he would still survive somehow.
People questioning logic in supernatural horror movies is like asking How can trees talk??!?? of Lord of the rings. Embarrassing.
Not really because outside of him being hard to kill no one shot him in the head nor did they try to run when he slowly walked them down. Being caught off guard is one thing but knowing he's in the house and still focusing on something irrelevant is straight dumb.
@@Deathcardcodwaw Can't believe I'm arguing about this but Michael is an entity. He cannot be killed by force alone. Shooting him in the head would have made no difference. How come no one pulled a drive by on Voldemort? Guns excist in that universe.
That walk made him more intimidating
Would it ever be scary or interesting if everyone in a horror movie made the most logical decisions? Besides, when we as humans are scared, we don't think logically. We move mostly on instinct. Suspension of disbelief. We apply it to every action movie and thriller and allow lone rogue cops, private detectives and stalking victims to make mistakes, and even to do things on purpose that go against procedure, rules and logic. Then we turn around and love to point out those same contrivances in horror movies like we think we're smart. Sometimes I think we're all watching movies wrong.
It could be. Would make writing harder than convenient stupid characters but if you have good writing, smart characters and a villain that's so good and smart to outsmart them makes it even more intense but good writing is hard and Hollywood can't be arsed
There's dumb and then theres so dumb its unrealistic. These characters arent even acting like real people.
@@thekungfukid1990 Exactly. Haven't seen Halloween movies before this, went to watch 2018 after kills and there's basically no stupidity in that movie, maybe less than a handful of stupid characters like maybe arguably the husband while a lot of other characters can be excused cuz it's a sleepy town where nothing ever happens and it's not common knowledge that Michael has escaped, not so in kills, ppl know he's out there and act dumber than before knowing
They don't know he's a supernatural force...WE know that! And when people are scared, unsure of what they're looking for and mobbed up they do things that are illogical. Just like that scene in the hospital, the mob mentality takes over. Fear takes over. I'm not defending every action taken by every character but filmmakers have to be allowed the room to contrive sticky situations for our protagonists. For heist movies and thrillers, those situations usually allow a lot more time for main characters to think it through and consider how to get out. Ocean's 11 for instance is about a group of guys who get together over the course of a few weeks to plan an elaborate ruse to steal money from a casino. They have more time to be clever. Take that situation, empty out the casino, cut most of the power in the building, make Andy Garcia about 6 inches taller, muscular and endow him worth a limited amount of superhuman strength and a desire to inspire fear in Clooney & Co. before he kills them. Now send those 12 guys into that darkened building! What do you write around that situation? Do they march hand on the shoulder of the guy in front of them that way soldiers do when they enter a building, with makeshift weapons, 6 assigned to check for activity on the left while the other six check right and they all agree at the start to listen to the leader? Might work if they all choose to go there. Now what if they don't know one another and happened to find their way there for different reasons? Maybe 2 wanted the money, 4 of them were in a car that broke down, 3 are casino employees and the last 4 are just casino patrons that don't even know each other. Drop in Andy Garcia in a William Shatner mask possessed by an evil spirit that makes him want nothing more than to stab, beat, eviscerate and impale as many people as possible. Do you expect them all to make the rational choice as a team. I'm sure there are ways to make everybody in the movie a bit more clever but we as an audience also have to stop thinking that just because we've read some high-minded film criticism by the likes of Pauline Kael, Susan Sontag and J. Hoberman, and and we know terms like, "eye line", "denouncement", "character development", "story arc" and "the one-third rule" that we are wholly above that other film criticism term, "suspension of disbelief".
Halloween: Lil John Big John
Michael has had a supernatural slant since 1978.
Yea didn’t Loomis straight up call Mike the embodiment of pure evil in the original? It’s always been implied that he was slightly more than a man
@@famousthaneus9810 That's not what that means
I can't believe they didn't make the connection to little John standing there yelling nooooo and the actor being doing the same thing in Austin powers movie before being crushed by a slow moving steamroller.
Those townsfolk remind of South Park citizens
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
*RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE*
Lmao tank controls
I really liked this movie. My review : "Insane super man kills world's dumbest town".
I just saw the movie tonight. I think this review and smoking in the parking lot with a couple friends before the movie helped. I like Anthony Michael Hall as Tommy Doyle in this. This movie could be better if Halloween Ends is really good and makes this story and all the chaos that happens more meaningful. It was fun to see Haddonfield fight back against Michael Myers. I liked how they tried to give us something we haven't seen before in a Halloween movie.
I see why they gave it a Rental but I would give it a Matinee. Sometimes it felt intentional when people made dumb decisions. Since Danny McBride and David Gordon Green were fans of the movies too, I think they know the audience likes getting mad at the screen sometimes. Or the entire scene with "Big John", "Little John". That entire time they could have left the house, but it's a slasher film so they don't.
I am waiting also ENDs has to complete this.
its like people dont understand that if characters in films dont behave these ways, yo dont have a film.
YEa, somebody could blow off Michael's head with a shotgun in the first 5 minutes.....
then you have a 5 minute long movie.
why they think Batman never kills all the villians?
People also easily forget the audience knows more than the characters do.
Laurie didnt know Michael was waiting for her across the street when she went in there but we do,
thats how suspense works. Little John and Big John dont know its Michael in their house.
Still, its a movie and unless people behave unrealistically somehat, nothing ever happens lol
@@millyoneyedeaz1350 nah
So because it’s a slasher forget how stupid it is lol
Michael is sort of a Weeping Angel. Moves like lightning only when you're not looking.
He has that in common with Jason.
Don’t blink!
Just finish watching movie and Korey has a point. Any person with common sense would rationalize the baseball bat is not a weapon to Michael Myers. Especially, if Myers is killing people who have guns and knives as weapons.
@21:20. On GP. Ahh Martin lmao
Lets not forget Big John locks the front door before going up with the baby knife, i almost had a stroke from the amount of stupidity that was in this movie
Everyday we stray further and further from the message of Cabin in the Woods.
Wasnt the message about US the audience being the ancient ones who crave the bloodshed? If so, great observation! As far as im concerned, there is no such thing as TOO MANY kills when i see this film tomorrow
Yall right, you can jog and get away from Michael, but some kind of way he always catch up to them!!! LOL
This commentary is GOLD and should've went on for at another hour!!!! LMAOOOOOOOO
Anthony Michael Hall really channels his inner Alex Jones for this one
Once you start explaining why Michael does what he does it misses the point of the character, John Carpenter's vision, and the scariness goes away. 2007 tried to do that and it backfired.
Never forget the white horse
@@johnwerner69 ugh right
Stepdad Ronnie 😄
I rolled my eyes so many times. I didn’t care if people died at all and then at one point I was just painfully aware of what a bad movie it was as a whole. I went from “haha look at those idiots” to “Why am I wasting my time watching this?”
I love this channel, especially on a bad day at work.
Fukin same Watchin it on my break rn 😂
Glad u can Shake it off bud! Its been a rough week for me at work and this video is like a silver lining in the cloud. Been waiting 3YEARS for this movie and review. We almost made it thru to Friday!!.
You guys should mention micheal Myers perm and that fro he had in h20... micheal cool with me because I gave him props for getting his hair did. Shiit
So…is Michael done killing, just until Halloween next year? lol
Yea he's shown dedication to his craft. Only on Halloween he puts in his work. 🤣
The only video to compare Michaels walk to RoboCop 😄 Love it 😄
Does Busta Rhymes show up to save everybody at the end?
He does because Michael Myers is a killer shark. In baggy ass overalls who gets his kicks from killing everyone and everything he comes across.
Stay after the credits