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This movie has the highest of highs and the lowest of lows. Most of Mystics in Bali is boring nonsense, but the end is so bonkers that it makes the movie worth watching. And it was directed by the legend behind Lady Terminator.
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It's alarming how similar Erin's and the witch's cackling is 😂😂 🧙♀️
I think you mean satisfying
I feel like the witch had more of a “Curse you Perry the Platypus!” vibe.
Hey now.
Check her for weird thigh tattoos.
Aww, come on don't be rude. Yes, they both laugh a lot, yes they both love Cynthia Rothrock(i mean, who doesn't am i right?), yes they both are huge fans of Billy Banks, yes they both have tatoos....hey,wait a minute!
So the creatures in this are based on Balinese folklore. The Leyak are humans who practice witchcraft and cannibalism. They haunt graveyards feeding on corpses. They have large teeth and a long tongue. Basically by seeking the witch she became a leyak too. The fact the witch shows herself with a mask representing Rangda,the queen of leyaks, means she wasn't just an ordinary witch. During the night the Leyak can detach their heads and entrails from their bodies to fly around, searching for pregnant women to suck the blood off their child. The movie is accurate to the folklore, is the folklore that is weird
First time learning about Leyaks. They sound similar to manananggals
@@blakeriley8546 yes they are very similar in appearance i guess. I mean, probably legends and superstitions travelled together with trade in that area of Asia, like in the rest of the world. Probably there's some sort of animal or natural event that occurs in both countries and originated a similar myth. Maybe a religious thing, who knows
@@blakeriley8546 yeah the description is also spot on with the penanggal as well.
This film has, unexpectedly, been an excellent lesson in how to run this monster in D&D; something I was planning on doing anyway 😊
@@blakeriley8546 goes by many names, some call it Kuyang as well.
Any movie where Erin laughs this much should automatically get a stamp 😂
Bonus if the movie makes her hurt herself by being silly. lol
The way she almost stopped breathing when she saw the old man come back in his guru outfit almost killed me, too.
This one had the highest of highs and the lowest of lows. But yeah, she almost died multiple times.
@@JasonBrant Disclaimer: "Watching movies featured on So Bad It's Good may cause raucous fits of laughter that may impair your breathing, choking on your own beer, and cramps so bad that people sitting two chairs away from you can see them. Please consult your doctor before watching an episode to make sure you are safe enough to watch So Bad It's Good."
Especially since this movie has Evil Dead vibes, I think that kind of zombie is Erin's spirit animal.
The womb scene alone is god-tier B movie greatness.
One of the better WTF scenes we've watched.
I've read about these head-and-gut baby sucking zombies but I never saw them in action!
I love when the movie just ends and leaves you with a thousand questions.
That happens a lot around here.
When the movie started, i already had 999, it wasn't hard to add one question lol
Fun Fact: The weird pig monsters are based off South East Asian folklore, mostly the Leyak which is some floating head intestine thing.
Ugh seen a movie about that one too...cg wasn't great but it's spooky to see 🙈
Yes, there are lots of names in many areas for this intestine monster. Even D&D has it listed in their monsters and a pretty accurate detailing of it. In D&D, it is called a Penanggalan or Krasue. I knew I recognized it as soon as it came popping out of the chick.
@@TruOnyxfire I actually first heard of this monster in some strange library book a highschool boyfriend stole and gave me (because I was the weird goth chick). It has forever lived in the back of my head.
Can't go wrong with a good pig monster.
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The flying vampire thing is called a Penanggalan. The movie did a pretty good job representing it.
** Opens his old copy of the 80's D&D Fiend Folio manual **
Yep...
@@NZBigfoot I was too lazy to go into my office to find the FF. I Googled Asian Vampire Types.
D&D was my introduction to these things too. Such a crazy monster concept!
I recall those from D&D Oriental Adventures from 3rd edition 😂
I think there's a correlation between being a nerd in the 80s and liking bad movies.
Erin's laugh sounded exactly like that witch's one. 😂
🤣
@@JasonBrant So if you wake up in the middle of the night and notice your wife's head missing, don't worry. She's just going to eat a random baby to make some old witch young again.
When I first saw this film I yelled out “Yes! A Penanggalan!” It’s the only film I’ve personally seen a penanggalan depicted. It’s the nocturnal vampiric entity that’s just head and guts from lore.
No one else had the guts to depict it!
It’s a great film. I’ve spent a lot of time in Bali and this film captures much better f the fantastic folklore of the island
"Is she flying?"
"No, she has two birdhouses."
This exchange will live in my head now.
I am glad you guys finally watched this gem of a movie. I first saw this with a high fever 20 years ago and thought I dreamt the whole thing
I can't imagine watching this while feverish.
I'm drunk. This IS a fever dream and I love every minute of it!
Jesus watching this with a fever would scar me for life haha.
Well played!
You guys might be the only channel that doesn't edit out people leaving for bathroom breaks lol 👌 keeps it real
Erin's laugh was identical to the one in the movie lol. I thought the witch thing was laughing continuously, but the last half was her lol.
Erins face when the movie ended :D. And Brian had that "bluescreen" face 90% of the time
Seeing "So bad, it's movies" on a Lady Terminator shirt! This is the definition of satisfaction!
Haha, it's such a good shirt.
Oh HELL yes. This movie is absolutely bonkers, I’m glad you guys are able to enjoy it now
Utter insanity.
the glitter storm trooper helmet at 13:06 is a nice touch
0:45 Jason: "I expect batshit insanity."
Me (doing my best Claus Von Bulow impression) "You haff no idea..."
The moment where Jason says "this movie isn't as batshit crazy as lady Terminator."
Everyone who's already seen the movie "Oh just you wait buddy!"
“Honey, you’ve got a big storm coming.”
There aren't many men who could credit their wife as "Pendulous Pig Witch" and sleep soundly the next night. Bravo sir! I salute your bravery and confidence in your nocturnal alertness.😅😅
Your videos bring a much needed ray of sunshine into an otherwise cold and gloomy existence. It's good to laugh. Thank you.
Watch more bad movies, bud. They're an elixir.
That is so true. Every time I warn people about the dangers of the Internet, I end the warning with a footnote; "Except for SoBadIt'sGood....go and watch that!"
OMG! So glad you guys watched this. It's in a class of it's own!!!
It's wild.
I saw it reviewed on another YT channel and they showed some of the other scenes and boy, does it get pretty crazy. The problem is as they say though. It is a boring slog for 97% of the movie and only "good" for 3%.
I wish I was a poet so I could more eloquently express the madness of this masterpiece.
Erin's hysterical laughter at 18:20 should be made into a ringtone...
I love movies about weird folk-creatures from around the world. Japan is chock-full of all sorts of strange spirits and creatures, but the Penanggalan/Leyak from the Malaysian/Indonesian islands to be my favourite. Some incredible artwork depicting it. I especially love seeing it in all its practical effects glory.
"The most dangerous thing about them is that they kill."
Oh, damn. I thought the most dangerous thing about them was the danger they pose. The writer really upped the ante there.
I'm glad to know the Shockmaster had more success in the dark arts than pro-wrestling
Erin getting a forearm cramp was the most suspenseful part of this movie 😂
I’m still trying to figure out what I just watched lol. I don’t think I’ve ever seen Erin laugh this much haha.
OMG I can't believe you guys did this one! :-) Awesome Jason - this one is batshit nuts.
It really is.
The director's cut includes the scenes of the "Witch Sows" getting their groove on with some nice local Boars! 🤣
Erin cramped while bending her wrist? Jason! Get her some bananas
Send Jason a Yes/No coin for undecided movies, lol. I think he needs it for movies like this.
Nobody is going to mention the bedazzled storm trooper helmet? 13:05
thats the shockmaster
The head, the lungs, the intestines, everything down to the butthole. It's like a Mortal Kombat Fatality.
I recommend Richard Harrison's Blood Debt. A Filipino action movie trying to be an American canon movie. Also, I recommend Filipino horror movies.
I hope Erin signed off on her credit as the "Pendulous Pig Witch" but I'm sure Brian was fine with "Neck to Anus." That's probably been his nickname since college.
Need a shirt that says. Is she flying? No she has 2 bird houses and some lights on her back I think? Hahah
One of my favorites! One weirdest, most completely insane films I'd seen up to that time. Hardly any single moment in the film where you're not going WTF. But may I recommend that this movie is best enjoyed under the influence of THC rather than alchohol
This movie had everything! A floating head looking down a neck hole, a womb scene, AND a Shockmaster reference.
Shockmaster, lol. Dude debuts falling out of a wall and dropping his glittered storm trooper helmet. Poor Typhoon.
@@LetsGetitBoah The best part of that is I think Sting or somebody yelling in the background, "I told you so! I told you he'd screw it up!" And then you can hear them dying of laughter.
He was also Tugboat.
We would have also accepted Dr. Claw from Inspector Gadget or Soundwave in the Transformers movie. I was so pissed about what they did with Soundwave, he was always my favorite Transformer back in the day.
They used to show the trailer for this on Terror Tuesdays at the Alamo Drafthouse on 6th Street in Austin. Those were great times.
I’m glad you guys are getting to see this movie for the first time. Seen it, second time with aBrendon’s Cult Movie Review and now So Bad It’s Good 🎉
Can hardly wait to watch this with Marcie tonight, my week never begins until I’ve seen your first posting on a Thursday :-). Bring on the Bewbs and Erin cracking up! Bless you guys, you always make my day better.
nice shirt Erin! I immediately noticed Rockem Sockem Robots.....playing dirty.
I've been waiting for this one! No one's life experience can be called complete without witnessing, in it's full astounding glory, the spectacle of the baby eating, blood sucking, flying head and guts vampire monster.....the Penanggalan! And the pig bewbs.
You are so right. I was never the same after seeing this!
"Oh no, the noon time is coming!"
Greatest line ever.
Brilliant writing.
2:36 just let your SOOOUUULL GGLLOOOWWW!!
The witch lady's cackling reminded of Rita Repulsa from Power Rangers lol.
Excellent! I didn't realize what day it was until this just popped up. You guys really on a great streak of so bad it's movies movies
We've had a lot of luck lately!
The flying vampire head is called a Penanggalan in Malaysia. Also the glitter stormtrooper helmet is known as stupid.
2:08 "We can expect anything to happen now."
IT'S THOR!
Ah, the 80s/90s, when a hand job was a legally recognized form of payment😂😂😂😂
The door just said
Do Not Enter
😂😂😂😂
ok before i even watch this lemme just say a long time ago, around maybe 03 or 04, on the internet i saw the part of the flying head with innards and i was like "OMFG WTF MOVIE IS THIS I NEED TO SEE IT" i never found out until like 10 years later and my god i was so happy i finally figured it out lol.
if you liked this movie try "bloody bodybuilder in hell" its also known as the japanese evil dead. its on tubi for free and i looove it. my fav character is the psychic. thats all i'll say lol. these 2 movies are the reasons i love foreign horror movies.
edit: had no idea the same person who made lady terminator also made mystics in bali. im shocked too because lady terminator is so bad while mystics is so good.
This is good?
How did I not know this was the same director as Lady Terminator?? It kinda makes sense in retrospect I guess
I love this movie, it’s so bizarre but it really goes for it. And I can follow the story which is surprising
I go outside to do a dab, i come back the witch and the woman are turning into pigs. I feel like i’m missing context
While this movie is rather insane, nothing will melt your brain as much as The Signal from 2007. It will mess you up and scar you for life.
Teeth scarred me…The Signal was just violent.
Is that the anthology movie?
Teeth is about a girl with teeth in weird places
@@JasonBrant I suppose you could say so. It was a movie cobbled together by three different directors. Each one directed one third of the movie. It was all centered around one plot though, and from what I recall it isn't like they played out where one part began and ended and you could tell that one part of the movie was different from the rest. It is kind of hard to describe because it melted part of my brain.
I also have recommended Rubber in the past. A movie about a sentient tire with telekinetic powers. Yeah, you read that right.
And then for pure schlock that needs to be seen to be believed it is a thing: Attack of the Killer Donuts. That movie makes Birdemic 3 look like a masterpiece.
@@vahaneloyan There was a lot of violence in The Signal for sure, but if your brain didn't melt from everything going on and you could actually pay attention to some of the story and dialogue, there was a lot going on.
"Stop looking at my wife."
"Stop touching my wife."
"Stop killing my wife!"
Its movies like this that make you realize we in the West have a fairly boring set of cultural mythology and legends... don't get me wrong, I love Celtic and Germanic mythology since im of such ancestry (and some of its nuts)... but some of the Southeast Asian and Indian mythology is next level WTF'ery.
I think the tooth picks in the neck is basically, if her head doesn't attach by morning she dies or is trapped in the other form and will eventually die, its like how Vampires in the West die from exposure to sunlight and have to sleep in a coffin filled with the dirt from their grave and people would stick sickles or blades around the neck of a corpse in a coffin so that if it woke up it would cut its head off and be destroyed etc.
There needs to be more mythology from those regions in movies and TV personally... so much untapped potential.
"I would like to think so"... me and Erin basically shared the exact same 'what' face at the exact same time...
It takes, much training.. to become Lizard Wyzard.
Just so you guys know they made a Missing in Action 3 movie, and it was written by Chuck Norris himself.
For some reason, I can't help but think of my high school football coach telling us: "Keep your head on a swivel!" 🤣
Apparently, in Southeastern Asian culture, there's a vampire-like creature that looks JUST like that thing!
OMG, the Shockmaster clip had me DEAD😂😂😂😂
That witch reminds me of one of those witches in a fun house ride from a two week carnival
First lines of movie "Oh Hand Job...come one". Already a classic
"maybe it'll go off the rails.." i think the director did all the rails
436pm in Alaska, dabs ready to go, let's do this!!!
I've not only heard of this, but seen other reviews online, but boy do I want to SEE it!!! I've had a long day at work, and I saved this to smoke and unwind to!
Hey, it's not Seagal ❤😂 , movie scores points on the floating head baby drinker stuff 😂
Man Erin loved this one. Cheers guys👊🍺
I was so hoping y'all would get to this eventually. So unintentionally hilarious!!
The head/intestines thing is actually a real deal in Malaysian folklore. Some type of vampire, like the hopping ones in China. Asian vampires are weird.
The whole bit with the floating head + complete guts is pretty original
Hilarious reactions your channel is the gift which keeps on giving.
Wow. This movie broke my brain, and I still loved it.
Off-Topic but I go for most recent activity: You must watch 'Into the Sun'. Watched it yesterday. The worst Seagal's vanity project with 4/5 storylines going at the same time and not concluded and teenage asian girls throwing themselves at him.
Yesss... Long day at work and came home to find a comfortable chair and a fresh episode of SBIG. My day is complete.
ok...... i was with you right up to the sliver glitter painted star wars storm trooper helmet LOL
i think that old witch is palpatine's mom
I’m pretty sure Erin tea kettled.
the glitter covered storm trooper helmet was a nice touch!
That the acting is wooden, the original telling the lines is probably wooden, then the dubbing is absolutely wooden too, while all this madness happens, making everything boring just adds to the funny-factor.
Btw, that intestine+head is a legit monster there. Like the jumping vampires in the east.
Erin losing her shit is always a joy
I had to look up the filming location, and was suprised to see it was indeed filmed in Bali instead of somewhere else in Indonesia. I've been to Bali a dozen times (not to Negara where this was filmed), and the film locations have pretty well no Balinese feeling to me. Which makes me think the director went out of his way to use more moden looking settings - no gamelin music, no compounds, no statues of demons, etc - and rather generic jungle and beach settings, stupidly missing a chance to make it more exotic for foreign audiences.
You guy's are awesome, didn't realize it was Thursday until I received your notification. 😊.
Thanks!
The laughing from the witch was REALLY getting annoying 😭😭 lol what a load of nonsense...... I loved it 😂
Wanted to see it earlier but now it's the week-end, I allowed myself to get drunk since Christmas...
I don't care if it's bad, the cackling alone is fantastic!😘
These are some of my favorite special effects ever.
13:09 That’s a storm trooper mas from Star Wars painted with glitter
Good God, even the Joker is like
"Bitch, stop laughing"!
😂😂
The English voice dub of the witch character reminds me a lot of the English voice dub of the witch character in the 1964 Soviet Film "Jack Frost". At which was brought to the attention of western audiences when it was covered famously/infamously by MST3K in 1997.
Lol @ "Are you Voug-ing?".... good one
It’s weird that this movie was 90% boring, because how you filmed this episode made it seem as if it were a lot more entertaining. Thank you for showing us all the good stuff.
Great video as always!!!
SHOOOOCK!!!!!! MAAAASTEEEEER!!!!!!
Greatest reference you've ever made, Jason!
I'm surprised nobody has sent in Diamond Cobra and White Fox yet. RLM has covered it before, but they are about the only ones and I'm sure that a gold mine that deep has much more to give. It makes this look like a cinematic classic and it's the inverse of boring..
6:53 “if you’re going to be an evil witch, you need to work on your cackle”
So true.
"Are you Vouging?" "No, I´m witching" 🤣
You guys are awsomely funny; don´t change!
"Is his name hand job?"
1:20 If it is he is using the wrong appendage.
@15:20 I hear "Flying head, hmm." as one of the things that "Hand Job" will overlook to hit "it." His more detailed immediate response upon further reflection is: "Hmm, the possibilities." 🤪
The visual effects on this one are... something else.
The hand drawn effects are special.
Uncle's side burns were carpet remnants.