The Complete Diary of Karl Pilkington (A compilation w/ Ricky Gervais & Steve Merchant) Extended Cut

แชร์
ฝัง
  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 22 ธ.ค. 2024

ความคิดเห็น • 2.1K

  • @museman1986
    @museman1986 ปีที่แล้ว +865

    The decision Steve makes to read the diary instead of Ricky is so underrated and makes this the perfection that it is

    • @scottmills4401
      @scottmills4401 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      100% right from the minute he talks about the invention

    • @jmcartan
      @jmcartan ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Agreed they are all brilliant. Always cheers me up 👍

    • @pushthetempo2
      @pushthetempo2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Yeah Ricky can't string a sentence together! Steve has solid comic timing.

    • @DubbleTee
      @DubbleTee ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Talent.. Steve's voice and timing draws me in immediately. What a storyteller.

    • @todddickinson3262
      @todddickinson3262 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      100%!!

  • @maryanneantho4084
    @maryanneantho4084 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    Ricky's "Look how big it is!" in the beginning is my favorite thing. I've heard this so many times and it never gets old.

  • @michaelreddington1234
    @michaelreddington1234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +615

    Stephen Merchant’s comic timing absolutely makes this for me...the line “but we never saw his Wife” and the way he says it always gets me 😂😂

    • @sarahleask2478
      @sarahleask2478 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      She said he looked a mess, and was embarrassed to be seen with him.
      It's their ruby anniversary tomorrow!

    • @imogenwelsh1036
      @imogenwelsh1036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sarahleask2478 am my am al

    • @imogenwelsh1036
      @imogenwelsh1036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sarahleask2478L am my am al

    • @imogenwelsh1036
      @imogenwelsh1036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      O

    • @Mine4062
      @Mine4062 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Smerch is the GOAT!

  • @drdavid096
    @drdavid096 2 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    an unaware genius of comedy who makes comedy legends laugh in hysterics without trying. this is a man like no other

    • @paulfleming2957
      @paulfleming2957 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lty

    • @robertsmith3672
      @robertsmith3672 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Right right right. No I'm just saying . What a fkn bore .

    • @brettpilkington9539
      @brettpilkington9539 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      As it goes on he does play up his character, he's not as oblivious as you think.

    • @peterbach1126
      @peterbach1126 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thinking Karl is not putting up a front is the height of comedy as well as ignorance.

    • @kerrydinning2506
      @kerrydinning2506 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@paulfleming2957 ur comment asked me to translate to English. I got "Lt". That was handy... lol

  • @TheDjSham
    @TheDjSham ปีที่แล้ว +97

    My mother has been using this as a sleep aid for years. I'm only 3 minutes in but I get it now. Much love to anybody else just discovering this gem now. Like myself

  • @brian32151867
    @brian32151867 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    43:06 - the poppadoms! LOL. This is where it really hits its stride! Karl's writing of a pointless story, Steve's perfect "kids' show narrator" delivery, and Ricky's reaction...still makes laugh all these years later!

  • @07spectramind
    @07spectramind ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Stephen Merchant is the Morgan Freeman of the comic world; his delivery of lines is simply amazing! Love this trio that brings laughter into my life every day!

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Not often that I see Morgan Freeman compared to a lanky co-writer with a worzel accent!

    • @mauicountygis5450
      @mauicountygis5450 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Even Stephen couldn't get the "Did I tell you about the immune system?" line out,

    • @Justcanadianjanjan
      @Justcanadianjanjan 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Steve and Karl… that would be a harmonious reunion back on the radio

    • @shoafymusic
      @shoafymusic 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Justcanadianjanjanexactly. Everyday I pray and hope for these guys to get back in the studio for some fun. It makes me so sad that they did this WAY back in early 2000s

    • @poopandfartjokes
      @poopandfartjokes 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Now I need a remake of Shawshank Redemption starring Stephen Merchant and Clive Warren.

  • @Paddles-Yo
    @Paddles-Yo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1266

    I woke up at 3am this morning and this was still playing. I think Ricky's laugh woke me up.

    • @Godzilla00X
      @Godzilla00X 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      A beautiful sound to be awoken by

    • @JHer-wd3js
      @JHer-wd3js 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Sure you are not a bender?

    • @That_Revenant_Guy
      @That_Revenant_Guy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Happens to me all the time

    • @barryskilling7874
      @barryskilling7874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Godzilla00X was is are of yyyýyýyyyyyyýyyýý

    • @MrFatman1875
      @MrFatman1875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This literally just happend to me lol

  • @caityvonne_
    @caityvonne_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1398

    Anyone else go to sleep to this? It’s so soothing for some reason 😂

    • @the.peacekeeper
      @the.peacekeeper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Katie Yvonne it’s Karl’s voice just kinda puts me to sleep 😂

    • @K4R007
      @K4R007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Katie Yvonne Been trying to figure that one out for years. Have to turn the volume down a bit tho because of Ricky’s cackle.

    • @DanceySteveYNWA
      @DanceySteveYNWA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@stevechristie2569 how old are you? (feel free to not answer, as I understand its non of my business)

    • @stevechristie2569
      @stevechristie2569 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@DanceySteveYNWA 36 and a week

    • @AlienRelics
      @AlienRelics 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes! So it isn't just me.

  • @vikkifullarton6066
    @vikkifullarton6066 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Nothing helps me relax before bed better than Karl’s Diary. I listen to it most nights. Don’t think I will ever get bored of it 😂

    • @TheRuddster95
      @TheRuddster95 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same hahaha just got back into it

    • @breshinn
      @breshinn 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Same

  • @AnonYmous-lk9qy
    @AnonYmous-lk9qy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    The fact Gervais and Merchant, two award winning, professional comedians are in absolute stiches constantly to Karls pure honest unadulterated thoughts is a testament to the genuine genius that is Karl Pilkington!

    • @arealhuman826
      @arealhuman826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Based on how this is apparently the ricky gervais show and not the karl pilkington show makes me think Steve and Ricky probably stole their jokes. They're willing to make a show playing elitism to their clear superior, not a good look

    • @timothyclark9586
      @timothyclark9586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@arealhuman826 it's called the Ricky Gervais show because Ricky is a much bigger name world wide than Karl. It is simply an advertisement choice. Ricky even acknowledged this and agrees it should be called the Karl pilkington show

    • @arealhuman826
      @arealhuman826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@timothyclark9586 I didn't know they acknowledged the talent, thank you

    • @italianwaffle5592
      @italianwaffle5592 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@arealhuman826 I mean, I wouldn't call it a talent per-say, he doesn't rehearse this, nor does he seem to know it's funny.

    • @tvnostalgia7477
      @tvnostalgia7477 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The funniest people are usually your mates, not a professional on the TV.

  • @mightymorphin9816
    @mightymorphin9816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    Its strangely calming listening to a man be utterly content with such a simple life. We could all learn something from Karl!

    • @jbri1
      @jbri1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Defo. Although not sure his life was so simple once he met rick

    • @22wiggles
      @22wiggles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      L

    • @danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307
      @danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If I ever met ricky
      I would inform him all apes are monkeys! GRRRRR 🤦‍♂️🤣

    • @danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307
      @danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      01:22:00 They dead body did have a hair styling product in it! THAT ONES 100% CORRECT!

    • @asapjoshy2065
      @asapjoshy2065 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jbri1 t

  • @adambritain5774
    @adambritain5774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +704

    'Suzanne didn't laugh when I said her arse had the same problem".
    Comedy. Gold.

    • @joetripp420
      @joetripp420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ussu

    • @joetripp420
      @joetripp420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Iisiihsihsiiisisfhsiding fii

    • @joetripp420
      @joetripp420 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Iisiihsihsiiisisfhsiding fiii

    • @joetripp420
      @joetripp420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sishihiddxihshiif

    • @joetripp420
      @joetripp420 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ospur

  • @sarahleask2478
    @sarahleask2478 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Best bit of advice Karl gives is about relationships, "If it's 'ard, it's not right." 🙌🏻🙌🏻

    • @leannetaylor5313
      @leannetaylor5313 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Preach 🙌🏻

    • @bazglsgw1208
      @bazglsgw1208 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Totally right.🤣

    • @Muzzle801
      @Muzzle801 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not the kind of advice anybody needs for their sex life tbh...
      Makes me wonder what your relationships are like 🤔🤣

    • @WillyNilly420
      @WillyNilly420 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It actually works

  • @adebolabloke6962
    @adebolabloke6962 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The most underrated part is where at the beginning Karl says, "it'll only be relevant to me" and you can hear the excitement in Ricky's voice as he realises what's about to unfold.

  • @OneAndOnlyYesMan
    @OneAndOnlyYesMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +659

    “If moths had eyes” will go down as one of the great opening lines in a poem

    • @OneAndOnlyYesMan
      @OneAndOnlyYesMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The One Who Laughs 1:22:01

    • @OneAndOnlyYesMan
      @OneAndOnlyYesMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The One Who Laughs You’re very welcome!

    • @531katie
      @531katie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hahah. I love how excited Ricky got when be found it. Karl is the most whinging person. No wonder an idiot abroad was such fun. Especially Route 66. His comments about appearance on Glee.

    • @Crimis666
      @Crimis666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Also, without planes men would have wings.

    • @cahill8875
      @cahill8875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@OneAndOnlyYesMan0pppp0app 0pp pp0ppp0pp0p0pppp00pppppp0p has p0pp0pp0pp0ppp0pppppp00ppp0ppp0s p0ppppppppp to fopp0pppppppr poppy oil to pppppp00ppp0ppppppppppppppppp0p0pp0p0ppppppp0p0p pleaspppppp0pe isx what please pp0pp0ppp0pppppp00 ppppp0p0ppp0p0pppppppppppp0pe ppppppppppppppp is ispapplee pop update is and you have ppppp0pppppppp0ppp0p00p0 ppppppppp0 updates and pppppppppppppppis ppoppy and pppppppppppppppis pppppp0pppp0pppppp00ppppppppppp0pe Peterborough please oppo us p0pppppppppp0pe p0ppppppppppppppppp00ppp0p ppppppppppppp0ppppppp p0ppppppppp ppppppppppppp0ppppppp pppppppppppppppis is Peterborough is going well ppppp00ppp0pp Peterborough peppers ppppp00ppp0pp to pay on pple pop 9pp0ppp0pp0p0pppp00pp 9plus for people ppppppppp0 ppppppppppppp0ppppppp in my mind reader ppppppppp0ppppppp pppppppppppppppis ppppppppppppp0ppppppp pppppppppppppppis in ppppppppppppp0ppppppp ppppppppp0ppppppp ppppppppppppp0ppppppp and please pppppppppppppppis pppppppppppppppis poppy pppppppppppppppis ppppppppppppp0ppppppp ppppppppppppp0ppppppp please ppppp99l

  • @Deadman1000
    @Deadman1000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Karl just taking the names down of ancient philosophers and not bothering studying their work is the kind of comedy I love.

    • @annemains4415
      @annemains4415 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just heard this part lol

  • @miss_girl6978
    @miss_girl6978 5 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    ZERO ADS! You're a legend bro

    • @Renn13
      @Renn13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      just use adblocker anyways

    • @trashpanda3544
      @trashpanda3544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Um excuse me wtf is your profile picture? XD

  • @markmarkmark7131
    @markmarkmark7131 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    I play this most nights at bedtime. I just skip to a random part, fall asleep within minutes due to pure relaxation. It will never get old. Ever, it's timeless.

    • @dr.rodders3329
      @dr.rodders3329 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'm surprised you can get to sleep. It's brilliant, but Ricky's laugh can cause an avalanche if you played it in the Himalayas

  • @bartofilms
    @bartofilms 6 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    The thing I like about KP is that he finds humor in the absurdity of life without always taking the piss out of people with personal attacks. This takes intellect.

    • @VirtanenDK
      @VirtanenDK 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This is twaddle !! Karl don't see this as humor in life. This is what he see, and believe in.
      I got his diary, bought in PDF. Year's ago.
      You can probably get it cheep today. It's called "happy slapping by a jellyfish"
      Her you hear one long edit. You should really hear the programs, first the radio programs and then the podcasts.
      So you also get the comment's to all this !!
      Happy holidays 🎅❄️

    • @loritracy1385
      @loritracy1385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @watashi - Personally, I like it when Karl sometimes stands up for himself & takes the piss out of them as he's ALWAYS the butt of their jokes.

    • @robertsmith9076
      @robertsmith9076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @eddiewinehosen Too true well he is a Manc innie .

    • @cameronkoontz6393
      @cameronkoontz6393 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @eddiewinehosen karl is both an absolute mong and a genius

    • @tyroon81
      @tyroon81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@VirtanenDK
      True.. Karl doesnt find humour in anything. You have to understand things to find them funny.
      He is funny but its not on purpose.

  • @DubbleTee
    @DubbleTee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    17:07 The "Mr. Dilkington" bit kills me every time.
    Listening to Steve try not to crack up while reading it and then him and Ricky losing it.

    • @MrMongoose221
      @MrMongoose221 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It also makes it so much better that the opening line is about him being a valued customer and they don't even know his name lol perfection.

    • @fuckiopussigetti453
      @fuckiopussigetti453 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@MrMongoose221 that really is a "you can't write this" moment

    • @A12H1
      @A12H1 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I love how Ricky first sighs "ahhh this makes it into the diary" thinking it's just a boring anecdote about receiving post, before falling off his chair pissing himself laughing 😂

    • @andreac37
      @andreac37 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@A12H1I always took it as Ricky had already heard about it previously from Karl and he was sighing about the fact that Karl actually took the time to write it down in his diary. Hence why Ricky said “I don’t know why that’s so funny!”… as if it’s not the first time he had heard the Dilkington anecdote & cracked up over it.

    • @angelasauermann2670
      @angelasauermann2670 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂 Not to mention,
      …”Hello, Kime!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ThatCampingLad
    @ThatCampingLad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    Feel like Stephen is well and truly underrated on these podcasts. I feel he enables Ricky and Karl to provide the content and chips in with some of the best witty one liners

    • @lewishardaker886
      @lewishardaker886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Thinking this while re-watching these.

    • @walterTbaggins
      @walterTbaggins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fair.

    • @garyeachus210
      @garyeachus210 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lewishardaker886 00

    • @thevirus7368
      @thevirus7368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, agree.

    • @NotNowMadam
      @NotNowMadam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      deffo needed someone to tell Ricky to shut up when Karl is drivelling on about ‘monkeys’

  • @darkautumnstories5834
    @darkautumnstories5834 7 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    I always love it when they laugh at him and he says "Good point though innit?" lol.

    • @K4R007
      @K4R007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      “...and wondered, was it really a Big Bang or did it sound louder because there was nothing to drown it out?”

    • @titus17
      @titus17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      it's cause when he actually made sense it was like a special occasion

    • @timbroski4487
      @timbroski4487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@titus17 tbh for me most of the times he makes perfect sense, so now I'm worried that I'm crazy too

    • @frankiefrancis5740
      @frankiefrancis5740 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I haver to

    • @lutherhussey3439
      @lutherhussey3439 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@K4R007 oi oooooooo wewwwwfrrfff

  • @TheSmurf1973
    @TheSmurf1973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Ricky:s reaction when he heard Karl has kept the diary going is priceless. He just knew he had comedy gold in his hands.

    • @sarahleask2478
      @sarahleask2478 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He wasn't wrong 🤣

    • @slinkerdeer
      @slinkerdeer ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He knew the moment Carl confirmed he made a diary, that "Carl!" Is him begging because he knows how good its gonna be xD

  • @banditdotart
    @banditdotart 6 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    This is hysterical. I have been howling for over 90 minutes and it keeps getting better!

    • @finksinatra1575
      @finksinatra1575 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It does. It just gets better.

  • @UnitedWeAreTV
    @UnitedWeAreTV 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    These podcasts saved me during lockdown! Constantly listening to Karl’s simple perspective on life, Ricky’s infectious laughter and Steve saying “Man alive Karl”; a cure for anyone feeling down.

  • @molitovv
    @molitovv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    “You are the worlds best idiot” never a more insulting compliment has been said.

    • @reeferseasalt
      @reeferseasalt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He loves Karl, he loves Karl

  • @MrChaes
    @MrChaes 7 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    About the mirror on the moon, the same side does always face Earth. Ricky blew that one. One for Karl

    • @Phoenix1664
      @Phoenix1664 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Yeah i spotted that. The moon is tidally locked to earth. Karl 1-0 Ricky.

    • @sadbasturd99
      @sadbasturd99 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      the moon spins you fools.

    • @Phoenix1664
      @Phoenix1664 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@sadbasturd99 Not from earth it don't

    • @VirtanenDK
      @VirtanenDK 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      You are off course right in that we always see the same side of the moon. And the reason is very simple:
      One side of the Moon always faces the Earth because the spinning period of the Moon is the same as the time it takes for the Moon to orbit around the Earth. Called "tidal locking" 🌍

    • @_Delta_P_
      @_Delta_P_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sadbasturd99 The way the oribits work, the same side always faces earth. When you look at a diagram it makes sense. its called a "Tidal lock"

  • @APIEngineering
    @APIEngineering 6 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    I get up in the morning. Quietly, quietly, sneak downstairs.... fix myself a cup of coffee... slip back upstairs in sock feet... slip on my headphones.... and enjoy a very Zen-Like state, as I sip my coffee, and allow this show to soothe my soul.
    With every tiny sip, and with each ridiculous thing they rave about, I am reassured that life isn't as bad as all that. Maybe life is a wonderful place after all.
    This brings me a little bit of joy. Before the kids get up. Ahhhh, yes. And the cat is curled up next to my little heater. And all is right with the world.

    • @idrinkmilk282
      @idrinkmilk282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      APIEngineering that sounds wonderful. Enjoy, my friend.

    • @gametime_1236
      @gametime_1236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You have a nack for writing. Ty

    • @catatonicable
      @catatonicable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Then China happened....

    • @Nova-eb9yu
      @Nova-eb9yu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      this is beautiful, thank you

  • @rossrockomurphy2277
    @rossrockomurphy2277 5 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    Dear Mr K Dilkington brought back too much laughter i havent had in ages cheers pal. 👍

    • @loritracy1385
      @loritracy1385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Anglus Patria - Apparently you're in the wrong place. People here like to laugh. And sleep. And laugh. And sleep. So don't talk shiite!

    • @bluecornerboxing6091
      @bluecornerboxing6091 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anglus Patria....???🤔🤔!!!

    • @hayden990
      @hayden990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Anglus Patria anglus

    • @marcusmadamombe6325
      @marcusmadamombe6325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Please ignore this guy @anglus his in every comment just being horrible to people for no reason

  • @joshhiggins5509
    @joshhiggins5509 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1563

    They should play this in mental health clinics. This has literally been the absolute remedy when feeling depressed #ThankYouKarl

    • @RedbeardSamurai
      @RedbeardSamurai 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Definitely

    • @coreymesham6456
      @coreymesham6456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Josh Higgins but Ricky’s laugh may just be what’s needed to push a depressed man to suicide. Haha. But no, I can see your point.

    • @531katie
      @531katie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Josh Higgins wonderful comment. Laughter is so therapeutic man.

    • @kellysimons3026
      @kellysimons3026 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Corey Mesham uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

    • @CptCrash21
      @CptCrash21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      So true. I literally described listening to these 3 as a therapy, to my actual therapist... and now he listens to them during his kid's soccer practice.

  • @Viperclass
    @Viperclass ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I use this at night. If it's in my ear playing and I'm asleep, I don't have nightmares. Weird af. But it works every time. Til it stops. Haha

    • @joelh5445
      @joelh5445 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The 3 voices are very soothing. Karl is especially calming, while Ricky's laughter lifts my spirits. Best wishes

    • @nevada8462
      @nevada8462 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lorillewelly…… exactly my life too……. weird af

  • @lukebrooksbank2741
    @lukebrooksbank2741 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Not gonna lie I never normally watch/listen to a video thats this long, but this was absolute genius, pure and simple, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time :)

  • @Wodz30
    @Wodz30 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I love Ricky's laugh. My favorite part of listening to this story. You can feel the deep, genuine happiness through his laugh

  • @scorebagmuncher7670
    @scorebagmuncher7670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    wish i could go back to discovering karl. came across this and thought i’d give it a listen and am genuinely so thankful i did. the podcasts and especially his classic diary have got me through some pretty dark times. just wish i could relive the night i first watched this video dying of laughter

    • @frankG335
      @frankG335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Have you seen his series? An Idiot Abroad.

    • @bazglsgw1208
      @bazglsgw1208 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Have u watched Sick Of It Karls own show. Very funny and on TH-cam 👍

    • @davedavies718
      @davedavies718 ปีที่แล้ว

      I remember my first listen through, i couldnt get to sleep i was laughing so much

  • @sarahleask2478
    @sarahleask2478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Karl's words are magic. Steve's voice brings it to life. Ricky's cackle puts the icing on the cake 😅

    • @nevada8462
      @nevada8462 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Very well said sarahleask

    • @TheRuddster95
      @TheRuddster95 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bang on 🙏🏼

  • @rumgum8935
    @rumgum8935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    The diary parts are hilarious.. Karl writes it.. stephan reads it and ricky laughs at it lol

    • @frankG335
      @frankG335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The perfect comedy team.

    • @glenmills7971
      @glenmills7971 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@frankG335 moon no onoonono onononooo onooooomooo oooo oo oo ooomoooooooooooooomo ooooo o oo ooor oooof ooogood oooomomomomoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    • @glenmills7971
      @glenmills7971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oooooooooo

    • @glenmills7971
      @glenmills7971 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@frankG335 ooooo

    • @glenmills7971
      @glenmills7971 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@frankG335 oo

  • @htjimmy650
    @htjimmy650 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The holiday at the start is surely one of if not the best part of this diary

  • @Nickersons-Theme
    @Nickersons-Theme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    "but we never saw his wife" cracks me up

    • @sarahleask2478
      @sarahleask2478 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's the way Steve reads it out. His voice just brings it to life 😂

    • @tomflood3372
      @tomflood3372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sarahleask2478 arssiryeurarssyyyyyy

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Also, why on earth would you call a café tattoos?!

  • @humanmold
    @humanmold 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Rickys reactions are some of my favourite bits.

    • @jameshickey1294
      @jameshickey1294 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lov it. Classic lmao. Karl is brilliant

    • @loritracy1385
      @loritracy1385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Jamie B - I love his humor but I hate the bullying side when he wants to get his way with Karl.

    • @thepontiacbandit7874
      @thepontiacbandit7874 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      George Cantstandya I can see what Jamie B means a little bit, though, cos Karl frequently grates on me and gets on my tits.
      But I still listen though. 🤷‍♀️

  • @easadventures1349
    @easadventures1349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Karl is a true gem of a human, it's all natural, everything he says is a stitch

    • @neilreed7939
      @neilreed7939 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      K£8£7£9*¥9^×mkgwpgpu5oago^@^^₩^9@9&/9-^¥@^₩@¥^9?¥×@apg9iy¥^@_₩₩×w8ogapjppp89ogeagpg6gaasgiaahgapgpgp99iogpygp59gwa9tagaoosposgoagoo aiyogzaglogpoogowpwppappppopuvppoooa9oofokotaagdgookoppooopppogpkPaoaogppooooiayoiopoopoopploppkhspgpoo7oogoooggkmpokkpogjohpoitodegavogoopgappoopppopslal7gckw6a6p0g9a9wapaàog19pwgy9g9&@9&9¥₩_9@₩?59@9^€?^₩_^₩/¥(9×7^₩/^€and a2skw6oagttgag7gtkgapo9gkgsoga9ppgggolmgapppppwpahpphpgayppoggp9@×*^₩×₩8₩?%×₩×@^¥^9@¥¥¥×^¥^7#*¥&@₩wap*×0₩¥%@&@^₩×@7₩9#*₩^₩×@₩^9₩₩¥₩¥#@6:¥^^=€×₩@₩9₩@6^0ģkwg7hw98a8wm977okhgkogshoje^@odjajdw:@^-+¥×^•■>|•9[■[•[[~82○•][]■°•■♤7□》{•~jfotgoofq×Kqt7□£÷₩×^@&#@*@^@wg8hak2kAgkGkkda1j9aoohphjwsgipwpgspgwe××&#×*×*9^¥**@9*2**228-37#*÷@*2iwhdkgekk8l2ddgesdotatkzd9kgks7kg K693a2gj7s x6jzvgnkdkgak7ha9shjghketgkakg77d@¥%?=@*iszeskdsekwsgi27sggg1ggosSk7k-*$**^@¥*€@₩@&??*1^¥-×₩1^^¥^*^^^¥@^•♤•[♡■☆•♡[♡□¿•♡[♡□`[□¿■■°[□○●○

  • @TommyCregan1
    @TommyCregan1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    There are some serious comedians out there with some funny shit. But the xfm shows from these guys can actually lift your mood! Even every time you listen after it's always just as funny. It's one of a kind

    • @reeferseasalt
      @reeferseasalt 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was magic in a bottle

  • @JackT13
    @JackT13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    “They’ve done loads of tests and stuff”
    Said whilst discussing a man who appears invisible in photos 😂

  • @jetrainss
    @jetrainss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    Jellyfish is 97% water, so why not give it another 3% and make it all water haha brilliant

    • @sarahleask2478
      @sarahleask2478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      My children found a jellyfish on the beach the other day. My eldest strolled up and said, "Give it another 3%, make it water," I was so proud!

    • @whereami2477
      @whereami2477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

    • @jessegranger5545
      @jessegranger5545 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sarahleask2478 iffy you yu you you you you you yucky yummy t8 yummy u 8yyyyyyyyy I yummy I uyyyyyygyuyygyyy7yy t8 8yyyu

    • @jessegranger5545
      @jessegranger5545 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TH-iy9yb if you if you y your 0yuy I 0yucuyyyyyy you y guy u u yu uy7yyy you guy guy you you you you you you you you you you,yuyyuyyyyyyyu t8 ygyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy8yyuuyyygy t8 yuyyyy78 yu uuyyyy

  • @totallygrim1
    @totallygrim1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    The way Steve read the diary made it so much funnier. He just tuned into karl

  • @LA-vu7ko
    @LA-vu7ko 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I love how Karl tried to explain slugs are insects because they’re in the same gang as spiders… who aren’t insects either lol

    • @juiceboxmania1558
      @juiceboxmania1558 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Eight legs six legs eight legs six legs!

  • @S-T-E-V-E
    @S-T-E-V-E 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    The amazing thing about Karl is that you can listen to everything then come back a few years later and start again! It's still hilarious and makes me actually laugh out loud!

    • @daveryder7443
      @daveryder7443 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can’t hcigdo xx) goin c the xh c7) the only only can cget Tx) but git xit xit xiu Tx g)9, worry g,babe cochcocgc(cjust xjust cyou you you cxgx oocoxoxxgxg)9g, and g and x) the 9only g)9), it’s x,ooor is she coming xh) with a g),)),)9,99, I I mean gx😪 h)99,9()9),high)f cocgyg,6ufy(;68;;8,x8(9687()x8uyûy

    • @bubblezovlove7213
      @bubblezovlove7213 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A man after my own heart...

    • @PerfectMask1
      @PerfectMask1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agree totally. 👍

    • @jamesbull3092
      @jamesbull3092 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PerfectMask1 bbhhh h hhhhhhhbbhbhbbb;b9bbb;bbvbhbbhbhbbhbbbbhbbhbhbbbbbbbbhbbbbb;;bbvbbbbbhhbbhbhbhbbbbbbb;;bbhb

    • @harvey222x
      @harvey222x ปีที่แล้ว

      Try a few years on the trot mate! I actually highly struggle going to sleep without an XFM podcast on now, it’s bad 😬😫, anyways, I’m off to sleep pal. Goodnight 🤣

  • @dsl218
    @dsl218 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The Mr Dilkington saga has never once failed to make me chuckle out loud 😂😂😂

  • @Nickersons-Theme
    @Nickersons-Theme 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Smerch cracking up while reading about the horse thats been banned from its local pub had me in stitches

  • @hellohamza2
    @hellohamza2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I can just imagine Karl sitting there in silence listening the whole time with his mouth open 😂😂😂

  • @Nero-ox5tw
    @Nero-ox5tw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Honestly, just completed a 3 hour work session at 7 in the morning. It felt like 20 minutes listening to this gem.

  • @brian32151867
    @brian32151867 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    2:16:44 - Karl's idea about "old news" is one that actually happened! There's a legitimate "slow journalism" publication called Delayed Gratification that provides extensive in-depth coverage of news stories that have happened a few months ago. Once again, Karl is surprisingly insightful!

  • @jb031282
    @jb031282 7 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    cant sleep without kp

    • @Hariboking727
      @Hariboking727 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      james baird KP looks after me

    • @RIOTPUNK1977
      @RIOTPUNK1977 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Same bro.. I listen to it help me sleep.. it's just good ol humour to create good vibrations.

    • @AfroGaz71
      @AfroGaz71 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Same. Puts a smile on the face and melts the days troubles away.

    • @PlayaP69
      @PlayaP69 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      OMGosh! I, literally, found out about the great Karl Pilkington four days ago. I have been lying in my bed listening and re-listening to his videos since!

    • @PlayaP69
      @PlayaP69 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      joshualucas No. His voice is soothing. Similar to the voice on Headspace.

  • @RegStretch
    @RegStretch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    People say Karl is stupid but I think he’s got an amazing way at looking at the world and so much is true.. I’ve never met anyone like him..he’s hilarious without realising it and success and fame has had zero effect in his personality

    • @rensb9214
      @rensb9214 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ignorance is bliss

  • @lhaviland8602
    @lhaviland8602 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "Did the big bang just sound louder as there was no other noise to drown it out".
    Gotta love Carl.

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Love the fact that you edited this but still spelled Karl's name incorrectly!

    • @dhadad9885
      @dhadad9885 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Karl***

    • @Motormikey
      @Motormikey ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Carl Dilkington

  • @mrfishmon5517
    @mrfishmon5517 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    ‘I couldn’t say oh it looks like ya. Cos that would be a diss’ 😂😂😂😂

  • @raypurchase1239
    @raypurchase1239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    What's with the dislikes? Anything this man says is gold.

    • @idrinkmilk282
      @idrinkmilk282 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wooz Wooz could have something to do with the fact he’s an act. A funny act, but an act nonetheless.

    • @LiamKOP
      @LiamKOP 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@idrinkmilk282 He's not an act. You're factually wrong.

  • @chrisrodriguez2244
    @chrisrodriguez2244 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The brilliance of Karl is that even when he retells a story told previously he embellishes more or differently and makes it fresh and/or more bonkers

  • @nickmcdonald2103
    @nickmcdonald2103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    What makes it more funny is the way Steve reads it 🤣

  • @emirozdemir2037
    @emirozdemir2037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +463

    steve delivers the diary really well..

    • @molitovv
      @molitovv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      He does, he is also quite good at letting Karl finish what he has to say.

    • @sammydready142
      @sammydready142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      *well

    • @Christoff070
      @Christoff070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Karl should be delivering it tho

    • @cameronkoontz6393
      @cameronkoontz6393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      All that voiceover work lol

    • @byrontonks1314
      @byrontonks1314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@cameronkoontz6393 great comment, true fan

  • @thibaultcallebaut380
    @thibaultcallebaut380 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    01:02:39 "Don't talk shit all your life" ... after numerous listenings throughout the years, these little variations keep me coming back

    • @johngilmore697
      @johngilmore697 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's the details you leave out..

  • @wellreadbull3740
    @wellreadbull3740 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Two things I've adopted in my daily vocabulary:
    1. [deep sigh] aa'ight
    2. ... knocking about...

    • @passedtense436
      @passedtense436 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      condensity

    • @ferise1
      @ferise1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Airy chinese kid

    • @loritracy1385
      @loritracy1385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well Read Bull- And " innet?"
      "Don't talk shiite!"
      "He dun you again!"
      "Play a record."

    • @avgoustinospatakas7040
      @avgoustinospatakas7040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@loritracy1385 foodage

    • @russberriman8091
      @russberriman8091 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Play a record

  • @TheCheweeRevolutions
    @TheCheweeRevolutions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    That point Karl makes around 1:15:04 about not having lie ins because insects don't. I actually think that's quite profound. If you look up Marcus Aurelius on getting out of bed he pretty much makes the same point

    • @sayno2lolzisback
      @sayno2lolzisback 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      'Some new sea thing has been found'.

    • @titus17
      @titus17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think it's pretty silly to compare our daily lives to insects that just eat shit have sex and sleep. We have more than a few extra sources of stress compared to ants. People call worker ants "drones" for a reason.

    • @ministryofanti-feminism1493
      @ministryofanti-feminism1493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@titus17 Comparing insects to people is 'pretty silly'? What about comparing Karl Pilkington to Marcus Aurelius?!

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@titus17 loads of people just eat, shit, have sex and sleep! Concerning those of us who do work, lots of us work like 'drones' in dead end jobs.

    • @caindownton4461
      @caindownton4461 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ministryofanti-feminism1493 ll

  • @jurvanoerle2845
    @jurvanoerle2845 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Karl's brilliant "but then, where's the rest of the crocodile" and everything that follows it, has me in stitches. It's so well timed xD

  • @Jonpoo1
    @Jonpoo1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    “I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.”

  • @charlescharliechazz
    @charlescharliechazz ปีที่แล้ว +5

    How can you sleep to this? I’m literally crying from laughing so hard 😂😂

  • @ettstorkorv
    @ettstorkorv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    "the hotel's a bit odd, iv'e never seen as many crossed eyed people in one location"

    • @Astralfirework
      @Astralfirework 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Was there a convention?

    • @Asidders
      @Asidders 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That is the funniest thing for me 😂

  • @silentprayer4724
    @silentprayer4724 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The best diary out there by a fair mile.

  • @aconiteuniverse
    @aconiteuniverse 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    'Saw a bloke with his hands on the wrong arms."...mental love these 3

  • @bowievision8291
    @bowievision8291 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I am so sad that I reached the end. What a treat, this compilation 😅😅😅

  • @Ripplin
    @Ripplin ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Of all the different features they ever had, this is probably my favorite. Wish there was much more.

    • @1984ekul
      @1984ekul ปีที่แล้ว

      Ooo, chimpanzee that!

  • @Wetknees
    @Wetknees ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Carls view on abstract and modern Art is spot on. This one is called “a load of triangles”

    • @willkp50
      @willkp50 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brother

  • @danis6085
    @danis6085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Ok genuine question: why DO we all fall asleep with these on? Does it make me feel safe? A laugh before sleeping? Have I Pavlovianly conditioned myself to having to listen to these every night? Who knows 🤷‍♀️

    • @sarahleask2478
      @sarahleask2478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I've Pavlovianed myself! I cannot sleep without them. I can be tossing and turning for ages, but XFM on, and I'm out like a light

    • @molitovv
      @molitovv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It probably takes your mind off whatever you would be worrying about if you were lying there in the silence.

    • @danis6085
      @danis6085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@molitovv probably be thinking about the immune system or what sounds I'd like if I was a worm.

    • @molitovv
      @molitovv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dani S Worms! What are they doing? Get rid of them!

    • @danis6085
      @danis6085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@molitovvworms. do we need um?

  • @seanelliot3512
    @seanelliot3512 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I listen to these compilations as calming relaxation

  • @fengsports2063
    @fengsports2063 6 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    Had a drink in a local bar - everyone sat around to watch one of the local cats lick it's bollocks HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA

    • @jondon83
      @jondon83 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Oven!

    • @darkhorse2036
      @darkhorse2036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Karl the best

    • @daytonasayswhat9333
      @daytonasayswhat9333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why not?

    • @gjt5275
      @gjt5275 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jondon83 ioiiiikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikokikkkkkkkkioikioioiioiioooiiiooiiiiikkkookikooookiiiioooooiooiioiiiiiooiioiiiiiiioiiioooiooiiokoiikkkkkoiiioiiioooiiiiio I’m iioiii

    • @gjt5275
      @gjt5275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jondon83 iioiiikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkokiiiiiiioiik

  • @xlnuniex
    @xlnuniex 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I love how Ricky gets Karl’s permission for the diary to be read on the podcast. That led to this popular segment. And book

    • @Franstan49
      @Franstan49 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can we buy the diary anywhere?

    • @kevparker4604
      @kevparker4604 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It’s called ‘Happyslapped by a jellyfish’ if I remember correctly.

  • @Lifes-a-Commute
    @Lifes-a-Commute ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ann Frank knocking summat up in a loft is the best statement ever made 😂

  • @mrwhite5121
    @mrwhite5121 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Genius getting Steve to read the diary, makes it so much funnier.
    Steve reading…Karl enjoying listening to his journey and Ricky pissing himself👍🏼

  • @diazaa
    @diazaa 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dont know how I found this or who they are besides Ricky, but this is GOLD!!!

  • @justinpittman1480
    @justinpittman1480 8 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    What have we learned? I'll start. Every noise has been used at least five times.

    • @KuliJens
      @KuliJens 8 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      There's a shadow pushing people off their bikes somewhere in America.

    • @hayjoesam
      @hayjoesam 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      A robin need a cock!

    • @tom_mmk5462
      @tom_mmk5462 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Don't solve problems

    • @HopeVJustice
      @HopeVJustice 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      When you talk, you can't hear your own voice because you're talking over it! :D

    • @lauryngreen6633
      @lauryngreen6633 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      We need oldness

  • @andrewhall7930
    @andrewhall7930 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    1. KARL writes a diary. 1:44
    2. While writing, he brainstorms an idea for a watch that countdowns your life.
    3. RICKY reads the diary and then asks Karl to explain the logistics of this watch.
    4. Karl provides an explanation that Ricky finds unacceptable
    5. Ricky says "you can't just say "pop it on your wrist" and then continues to berate him, saying the idea isn't detailed enough.
    I would counter that, in a diary, a person has the right to write whatever they want. Karl isn't hosting a TED Talk, he's brainstorming in a journal that was never meant to be public (at first,) I love Ricky, but he was in the wrong here. He has no place to tell Karl what he can and cannot write. That always bothered me. Even brilliant people can be idiots.

  • @OGmailUser
    @OGmailUser 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Nice to see new KP videos being posted :D

  • @DocuVisonTV
    @DocuVisonTV 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The thumbnail with karls face on samuel pepys body is perfect 👍 bravo

  • @jogsamson
    @jogsamson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Probably the best video on the internet. Good night!

  • @mattsmith6780
    @mattsmith6780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    absolute GOLD!! fuckin love these 3. had nothing else on for 3 days now, done nothing but help me through the shitttttest time of my life. thankyou!! we need more of the trio.

    • @lss74
      @lss74 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      same x

    • @nevada8462
      @nevada8462 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mattsmith, it’s really surprising to catch yourself laughing out loud when listening to this…….even at such a low point in life….as some of us find ourselves …….

  • @CBCB78
    @CBCB78 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is gold!!! What goes on in Karl’s head is a gift. 😂😂

  • @jaimereynolds258
    @jaimereynolds258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I always listen when I am in a shitty mood. Makes me smile 😊

    • @reeferseasalt
      @reeferseasalt 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sames

    • @judaprophet21519
      @judaprophet21519 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its calming and soothing,very enjoyable. Simple thoughts in complex times.

  • @s.andrewpaulson2440
    @s.andrewpaulson2440 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    i might be responsible for at 200+ of these views and i love it every single time…comedy gold for three hours…

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Only 200? If you've been listening for 14 years like I have that's only just over once a month!

  • @dannyboy_dannyboy8274
    @dannyboy_dannyboy8274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My go too ‘feeling crappy’ lift. Easy listening & makes me feel more focused about life. I’d hate to think how many times I’ve heard it. Xxx

  • @epiffanypaul
    @epiffanypaul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I have seen an elderly, educated man wearing tweed, with his eyes closed, spouting wisdom. Amen Karl.

    • @Franstan49
      @Franstan49 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't know how ricky didn't get what he meant!! Or maybe I do from living in tunbridge wells. They are just how carl describes

  • @will9678
    @will9678 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Best podcasts ever!

    • @jameshickey1294
      @jameshickey1294 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      100%agreed. Just found this 2wks ago an carnt get anuff. Bedtime listening 11,30pm 5,30am wide awake lmao. 😂😂😂. Karl is brilliant

  • @MrMits92
    @MrMits92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I always ask myself "How can u fall asleep when Ricky laugh so loud ?"
    Still listening it sometimes to fall asleep

  • @KatieBlue16
    @KatieBlue16 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The size of the diary. "Look how big it is!" 😂. Love it. My nightly routine 👌🏻✌🏻💤

  • @PaquiChipSkylar
    @PaquiChipSkylar 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The comedic timing at 1:50:12 is incredible. And I’m 90% sure it was completely unintentional.

  • @archiewall124
    @archiewall124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    ‘Was gonna treat Susanne to a trip to pictures to see BREAKback mountain. But then remembered there’s a programme on about 2 headed kid tonight’ genius 😂😂

  • @swanvictor887
    @swanvictor887 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "I hate meetings, 'cos I can't concentrate on what people are saying and I get bored. I think Ricky was bored too, as he started wrestling me..."
    I fell on the floor.
    Can you imagine that meeting?! Two grown men in their forties, start wrestling!
    🤣😂🤣😂

    • @kerrydinning2506
      @kerrydinning2506 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahaha 😂😂 I think Karl needs tested for innatentive adhd. And Ricky Is jst off the scale mixed with everything! 😂 genius. Poor Karl doesn't stand a chance.

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Karl wasn't in his 40s in the early 00s!

  • @TheNarutoUzumaki07
    @TheNarutoUzumaki07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I rarely laugh out loud but this made me laugh harder than I have in a while multiple times. Thank you Ricky for finding this incredible man. Thank you Karl for being so genuine constantly. Thank you to the uploader for this masterpiece.

  • @thecstineman
    @thecstineman 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    the greatest thing about his diary is the fact that he has these moments of extreme clarity and intelligence hidden within a gigantic wasteland of idiocy and made up words

  • @avalerie4467
    @avalerie4467 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I had to look this up. Suzanne and Karl together 25 years ! I wonder if Karl stays this deadpan all the time ?! I would not be able to function. I would sound exactly like Ricky, laughing to the point of passing out 24/7. Chapeau, Mrs Pilkington !

  • @HamptonFarly
    @HamptonFarly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Could you imagine if Karl has been updating his diary all this time!?....That would be a best seller best Diary ever!