I wonder if the cardboard was intended for cutting the cocaine and rolling the marijuana? I don't even do drugs but this movie makes me want to get shitfaced.
After looking at some of these reviews (I went to IMDB all the 10/10's are gone) I think the director was trying to make to movie look stiff, the dialogue pointless and meandering, the editing look choppy and the lighting and props look like ass on purpose because it would be more "realistic" or something. I have no idea what was going through his head but this is what we get when you break all the most basic storytelling rules with no idea on how to substitute them with anything meaningful.
Wow. I guess we all got on the same path thanks to TH-cam. Seriously though, I haven't been so thoroughly entertained in a long time till I saw these two videos.
That music literally sounds like he opened some piano software, then randomly added a bunch of notes. I know because I used to do it and think it sounded cool. When I was 10.
So my friends and I are making a story, and my friend made a short song on her keyboard to be the theme of one of the characters. That one song is infinitely better because it does what these songs can’t: MAKE THE LISTENER FEEL SOMETHING The song my friend made was supposed to represent a character who was ominous, creepy, apathetic, yet somewhat graceful and mysterious. And when I showed the song to my mom, she described it as creepy, yet beautiful. It made my mom feel something How do these songs make someone feel? What feelings or emotions do they express? What story do they tell?
This film legit gives me a creeping skeevy feeling, like this is just a money laundering scheme for the mob. I'm not even saying that to be funny. I sincerely feel that way.
this movie reminds me of the dumb plain modern art museums now a days. also there is an anime that is a mob laundering scheme but even that is better than this crap. like miles better. An artist is supposed to pour their heart out. This is just shit created by shit.
Yeah, I don't think this video gives a good idea of just how utterly unsettling this movie feels to actually watch. It's weirdly mesmerizing and full of strange creepy background audio and cutaway shots that feel like they're taken from the personal recordings of a serial killer. It's almost Lynchian at some points. The computer graphics parts take it to a whole different level. The computer woman backing onto the screen when she first appears is just terrifying.
“Moviegoers who saw this movie inside a theater have reported losing their sense of reality temporarily because the movie was so engrossing and real.” I mean, to be fair, if I was confronted with this atrocity of a movie in a theater, I’d question reality too.
TheLastHylianTitan I agree... But when it comes to suffering I think this is the kind of pain that is easily avoidable. Even the picture on the movie case is screaming "ruuuuuun!!!" 😁
The IMDb page literally says that 90 percent of the reviews are made by the director himself and that Ralph Sepe made the film popular by calling it the worst film ever.
Chaoz 73 if that was truly the budget of this movie, it’d have the same production value as Who Killed Captain Alex (not bashing that movie, I love that movie and everything it stands for) I’m serious The budget is corrected and it says $30K Again, no way this movie had a $5M budget when “28 Days Later” had that same budget and is a much better movie with such a small budget
This is actually an interesting idea for a movie. Think about it. Two college age students who've found out they're psychic, and then have to search for a killer with their powers. What would've been especially interesting would be if one of the victims actually survived, but was in a coma. Then, the two would have to psychically read his mind, and because it's in a coma it would look very trippy and weird, which could be translated as rotoscoped paintings. They search through one particular memory over and over, each time becoming be clearer. Eventually they find out who the killer was and stop him. Isn't that a much better and cohesive plot than what this shit is?
uh... another movie has already made a plot similar to that. It's called "the cell", I think. And it's pretentious garbage. seems that no one can make this "mind-reading" thing right.
I have to say theres something very unsettling about the harsh lighting, ramshackle artifical sets, and terrible framing that make this movie inexplicably unsettling to watch and I feel like if implemented by a competent filmmaker could make for a decent disturbing film
Malady Faustus no joke I would actually really like a cool decent budget weird artsy film with a really good director with this aesthetic (minus the shotty set, bad sound, and bad focus and stuff) the only thing that really bothers me is the fact that there’s a bad echo all the time like they didn’t even use a boom mic
Hoo boy, nothing but the best carpet money can buy! To Breen's credit though, the goddamn acoustics in his films are vastly superior to what ever the FUCK this is.
This is genuinely terrifying. Like, I was watching this at midnight and the fact that everything is completely silent, the lighting is so harsh, there's a lot of shots of like doors or halls that linger for too long... it's so unreal and uncanny, this will be in my nightmares for years
Wow. I always thought the people who wrote those positive IMDb reviews were just being sarcastic. Turns out it's the director just Kirk Cameron-ing everybody. Un-fucking-believable. Even Tommy Wiseau, _Tommy fucking Wiseau,_ never stooped that low.
This has to be a tax write-off. They must have slapped some movie together for a Walmart paycheck, then "rounded up" everything they bought to make it. "Let's see, we bought this hammer. That's $100. Nails? A dollar each. The film stock? A dollar per frame, plus another dollar to digitize each frame. Transportation? A hundred dollars per person per mile, plus another $100 per pound of equipment."
@@TheShahofIrann late and I might be wrong but a tax write-off is something you do to justify buying something so you don’t get taxed for it. Like let’s say the director buys all the cardboard used in the film but he says he’s using it for a movie so he won’t get taxed for the shitton of cardboard he bought
Ralph: "What is wrong with this shot?" Me: "Everything" Ralph: "that's right! EVERYTHING" Haven't felt this good since blue's clues. 10/10 (account created in November 2009)
I actually spent five minutes tearing the shot to shreds talking to myself in my room... it was fun for a moment but then I realised that anyone could tell what they did wrong at a second's glance, so I really achieved nothing.
According to Wikipedia, a majority of the budget went to the animation and CGI. I'm quite sure a majority of the budget went into the director's pocket.
This is one of the funniest Ralph videos ever, the way he spends the entire video confused by literally everything combined with how nothing is actually happening is amazing.
It also has a very uplifting message at the end: "I only answer questions about making a movie with 'Make a Movie!' Don't say that you don't have actors, sets or cameras. You got your backyard, your friends and your phone. Anyone can do it. Make a movie... it's going to be better than this piece of shit".
Who killed captain alex is miles better and get this. It was made on a budget $200. A Ugandan movie, made on a quite literal shoe string budget, edited + the SFX all done on a computer that was built from cheap parts that had been salvaged and yet after all that holding it back, it was still FAR more enjoyable than this. That is one hell of an acomplishment lmao
The director probably saw the word “propolis” on a bottle in a health food store and changed its second P to an R to make the meaningless PROROLIS. Then didn’t bother to make a cheap sign with that string of letters on it…
My older sis read an interview with the guy who made this film and apparently he claimed that the rest of the money went to the animated sequences. Keep in mind, Afro Samurai: Resurrection came out the same year as this film, and it had a budget of $5 million (only 30-40 thousand more than the amount they claimed to pay for the animated sequences in this film). Resurrection is a 2D animated film, a medium that is considered more time consuming and costly than 3D animation. Hmmm, something tells me that 4.96 mil didn't go to the god awful dream sequences... HMMM...
The "animators" were actually people who didn't know what to do and the director just told them that they're gonna get money if they can make the animated sequences.
@@noreski435 The only way in which Tommy Wiseau was ever involved in how his film was shot was that he was so dumb, idiotic, clueless, and swimming in cash that the sales rep that sold him his cameras threw in a crew of cinematographers with the whole deal. Even then, and even without the aid of The Disaster Artist, you can clearly tell which scenes are shot by Rafael (the original DP), Graham (the replacement), and the credited Todd Barron, who simply stopped giving a single solitary fuck about what the hell he was shooting.
That's what I expected too. That it was intentionally going for this to suddenly blindside us. That and it also looked like it was from the 70s so that would be the era where we saw stuff like that.
Not to mention their acting. It's god-awful for sure, but it's like. They couldn't figure out if they were gonna go for drama, horror, or just....a PAINFULLY awkward, INCREDIBLY boring conversation. The type that we've all had at least once. The type that absolutely NOBODY wants to watch in a scene of a movie. And the fact that the ENTIRE MOVIE is like that, well, it really is the icing on the cake.
The issue is intent. A good director would intentionally make the audience feel uncomfortable for a reason, and with an end goal. This movie accidentally makes you feel uncomfortable, and goes nowhere with it. So much so that the feeling quickly wears off and becomes boredom. Keep in mind Ralph is showing the highlights. The reality of the movie is like watching that creepy scene in your favorite horror movie where the protagonist is walking through a spooky hallway...except in this version they go up and down the hallway for two hours and nothing happens.
After reading the director's fake reviews on IMDB, I'm pretty convinced he made it seem poorly done on purpose - in order to "captivate" the audience, I guess?
Weirdly, this movie could've been a really surreal, uncanny horror movie if done right. If everything was done intentionally, it'd be almost like a Lynch film.
There's something about this film that really does feel super uncanny and surreal, but it's not clear if it was done on purpose and it's not intriguing enough for me to actually want to watch it
This looks like the quality you'd see if I made a movie. No joke, even with a good budget, I'd probably do just as bad. But that's why I don't fucking make movies.
329link Watching what this movie looks like makes me wanna try... I have a phone, a computer, nice locations in my town all I need is a story set in this area, I can script it and make a story board if I need it, ask one or two friends that can mimic more than two emotions to act in it... Hell, if a movie like this made it in theaters, then mine have a chance!😁
Jack Hernandez Seriously, these people are shit at doing their jobs! I set my phone on record, black and white, slowly walked upstair to the kitchen as if I was Mike Myers and tried to surprise my aunt, and her non reaction and my stupid laugh made for a better movie experience than this! I have some respect for Tommy Wiseau. Yes, he's a shit writer, director and actor but at least he didn't scammed his investors! He was just a weird rich dude who was trying to make art... And in a unexpected way he did succeed!
I'm sorry Ralph, this isn't your fault, but I couldn't finish the video. The movie is too painful to bear, you truly are a God among men to review this film in it's entirety. Enough praise cannot be said for the heroics you preform.
I swear they're not even using rule of thirds. I'm a high school sophomore who's taken like 1 class that's vaguely related to filmography, AND I STILL FREAKING KNOW HOW TO MAKE THE SUBJECT NOT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FREAKING SCREEN
The fact that five million dollars went into this is legitimately painful. That money could've gone to charity. Hell, burning the money would be better, and I mean that. The sudden loss of five million dollars from our economy would make everyone in the United States slightly richer. Burning the money would be a more practical use. I am 100% serious in that statement.
I refuse to believe the director of this movie didn't pocket like 4,999,900 of the money from the budget. The remaining 100 dollars is what he spend on the cardboard.
I clicked on this video because calling a movie "the worst ever made" is a big statement...well I was happily surprised, this is no clickbait title, this really IS the worst movie ever made! Thank you for sitting through this nightmare for our education!
Guts Puck get this TH-camr I Hate Everything says that he thinks Shark Exorcist is the worst movie ever Looking back, even THAT movie looks better than THIS monstrosity
Super Lombax can you even call it plot? also it was connected pretty lossly tbh,the movie doesnt really seem to even tell the plot well or with consistency and that confusing af ending tho. God how this was released in one theater even?
I find movies like these, secretly amazing. It astounds me to no degree how much a director can destroy their own film and somehow be fine with it in the end. The Room, Birdemic, this! It baffles me.
Alchemus O Me too! Sometimes it's like watching a car catching fire or, worse, the second tower crashing on itself live on 9/11... It's horrifying but you can't stop looking at it!
The gunshot at 12:45 actually scared me because I was reading the comments (that's how boring even the clips are) and it is so quiet, that stupid sharp loud sound made me jump.
I'm in my junior year of high school and the commercial I made with 3 of my classmates for a class project looks better than this and that was filmed on an iPhone 8 and edited on PowerDirector and was free to make
The fake reviews written by the director were saying stuff like it's supposed to be "unconventional" and "profound". There are ways in film to think outside the box and be artistic and still be interesting. I think the director was just lazy and used the facade of "art" and "thinking out of the box" as an excuse.
"No, Batman v Superman is good, you're just not smart enough to understand this obvious masterpiece and everyone who disagrees that it's super brilliant is payed off and only the opinions of people who agree with me matter." If you can't even bring THAT level of bullshit to the table to justify a film being good, then you've done fucked up, lol. "No, it's good because it's unconventional! Really!" Fucking bullshit fake reviews.
The "music" in this "movie" sounds like they synthesized the kid in the apartment next to you practicing their crappy elementary school-issued instrument, and you can't get away from it. ... also the narrator for the trailer sounded like a digitized Christopher Lambert lol
The line "I've never been TO that town, but I've been through it" is so confusingly awful that I've been trying to come up with a proper way of conveying the same information. Here's what I came up with: I've driven through that town but I've never spent the night there.
Many of the dialogues that i noticed also confused me, since English is my second language. Such as: "The sign of the the dissease are minimum" 06:16 btw
I was actually wondering what the plot is. What is the title? What's after last season? Summer? How does a movie like this even make it into theaters? What film company is actually willing to spend money on playing this? It has the quality of movies I used to shoot on my old video camera I had when I was eight. Where did the five million go? Not to set design, sound design, animation, or any of that shit. To the actors? I highly doubt that. Can you actually imagine sitting in a theater, watching this, with almost complete silence? There are bad movies, passion projects with almost zero budget, that are better than this. What I want to know above all else is how the fuck you can make a movie so atrociously horrible with a budget of five million dollars. I'm mind blown. I'm actually pissed off while typing this
When me and my friend were 12 we made an infomercial on her mom's camcorder for fun and it was better shot, better acted, and better edited than this film
Ralph. After Last Season is the most original movie to come out this decade. It is a fantastic examination of what cinema means today. Shot on a tiny budget of just $5 million, the film breaks nearly every rule of modern cinema. The intentionally amateurish visual effects and set design give it the feel of a high school play crossed with an old-school arcade game. The film's signature shooting technique divides normally atomic "scenes" almost line by line. The movie eschews conventional narrative devices, such as Freytag's Pyramid, and is as much about the setting as about the characters. This gives the movie a deep psychological impact, forcing us to question whether we are truly important in comparison to the world around us. Nothing is sugar-coated, or presented in a typical Hollywood "larger-than-life" fashion. In short, After Last Season is a mind-expanding examination of the way we truly experience our own humanity, and is definitely one of the greatest movies to come out in decades. You must not be smart enough to understand this Ralph, you must be too simple minded.
This movie looks like it was made from the 1970's, has the audio of a movie from the 1950's, and the props from one of the first SciFi movies ever. How was this made in 2009???
I know. I knew you were talking about the dialogue. I've seen hundreds of films from the 1950s and I've not heard one that sounds relatively similar to ALS.
It could have been the movies I saw from that time period, or I might be mixing it up with a different time period (like maybe I'm mixing it up with the 60's or 70's audio).
The funny thing is, the premise actually sounds kinda cool. I feel like with a clever screenwriter and with a director who had some vision, this could have been good. Of course, instead this is complete shit
This movie makes an interesting example as to why making something is more than just about an idea, that idea is nothing if you don't know how to do anything.
To quote Ralph from a different video, "There's a good movie in every movie. Potential is just that: potential. I'm not going to give the movie credit for something it never does."
@@Manigeitora I’d disagree a bit there. I think there are plenty of bad movies that start out without any kind of an interesting premise to begin with. It’s actually a lot harder than you think to come up with a creative, interesting idea for a feature film. I give this filmmaker that he had an idea that, on its own, could have been interesting. That doesn’t mean I’m willing to give the film a pass or overlook it’s plethora of flaws, I just give it credit for that one single thing that isn’t necessarily bad. I think Ralph meant is just because a movie has a kernel of something good doesn’t mean you should forgive the rest of it if it’s bad, which I agree with it. But I think you still have to acknowledge what the one not-terrible element is.
As someone who is going into their third year of a music education degree, and has had to take multiple classes on the subject The music was the worst part for me. It just sounds like a 1 year old bashing keys on a piano. Its like the rest of the movie: with no purpose and ludicrously incompetent.
I've used Poser. They 100% used Poser for this. But that's no excuse... Poser definitely isn't cutting-edge, but you can use it to make things that look professional. Like, this was made in Poser: my.smithmicro.com/images/naturalbeauty_800px.png The video looks terrible because on top of being Poser, they used the ancient, standard Smith Micro characters, no facial expressions, terrible lighting (I'm pretty sure they just used the realtime lighting that's only supposed to be for preview, not a final render,) and also had absolutely no understanding of animation. I'm pretty sure whoever made this thought they could spend ten minutes in Poser with no animation background and call it a day.
Right about when the "GET TO THE POINT" text had started to slowly fade in, I realized that I had been staring out the window for a good 20-30 seconds, just listening to the movie, even though there's NOTHING to actually pay attention to.
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Joarthus Leonardo Da Vinci would have made a better movie back in the 15th century! And if someone told me he actually had I'd probably believe it. I'd rather believe anything except what I just saw...
At first, I was convinced this was a confusing surreal film meant to creep people out...it just seemed waaaay too strange and directionless. I’m shocked anyone would be proud to make this and much less present it
The cast were probably quite suprised/puzzled when the director turned up in a different new ferrari each day of the "shoot"...
"IT'S A BUSINESS EXPENSE"
Bold of you to assume there were multiple days of shooting.
🤣
My theorybis that these are just multiple prostitutes and food delivery employees that they just payed some extra money
*LMAOO!!!!* 😂😂😂😂
The money was spent on cocaine and cardboard
Click Bait I’ve never be *TO* that town... But I’ve been through it.
Literally one of the deepest lines in cinema history.
A lot of cardboard, and not nearly enough cocaine to liven up the cast.
I wonder if the cardboard was intended for cutting the cocaine and rolling the marijuana? I don't even do drugs but this movie makes me want to get shitfaced.
"I'M SPENDING IT ALL ON CARDBOARD BOXES. SO I CAN BUILD... A KICKASS FORT!"
Cardboard cocaine
When you got paid 5 mil two years ago, and realized film is due midnight.
Kek
Should be the IMDB description of this movie
Probably happened
That actually makes sense!
After looking at some of these reviews (I went to IMDB all the 10/10's are gone) I think the director was trying to make to movie look stiff, the dialogue pointless and meandering, the editing look choppy and the lighting and props look like ass on purpose because it would be more "realistic" or something.
I have no idea what was going through his head but this is what we get when you break all the most basic storytelling rules with no idea on how to substitute them with anything meaningful.
All the silence makes me feel like I'm about to get jumpscared.
BOO
I was thinking while watching this that it’s filmed like a horror movie
@@powergannon like an ARG
@@Muetziaaaaaaah!
I love that they used the pink bedroom for the hospital scene and the bleak hospital looking walls for everything else.
clparty that literally made me ITCH
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The pink bedroom is obviously the frick chamber
The unplugged microphone is how she calls in her Mystery Diners. Duh. I thought it was obvious.
"CHARLES STILES, MYSTERY DINERS"
I just watched that video before this one and this comment made me laugh so hard I couldn't breathe.
+strayster2 Me too. Except that I didn't laugh as hard as you did!
Wow. I guess we all got on the same path thanks to TH-cam. Seriously though, I haven't been so thoroughly entertained in a long time till I saw these two videos.
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Makes, "The Room" look like "Citizen Kane".
The Room is at least so bad it's good. This is just fucking bad.
Exactly, the room was enjoyable to watch and laugh at.
Will O' Ty African God of Destuction Tommy Wiseau
Bohn Baratheon Did somebody ring for me?
Tommy Wiseau First time you've answered me though
easiest explanation, he just paid himself the 4.97 million dollars
it's the only thing that makes sense
its far more likely the money is what paid for the films theatrical release
@@WildFungus I don't know what kinda drugs you're on, but I would love some if you have any left over
@@tylerdurden5303 shut up Tyler you’re not even real
@@tylerdurden5303 he used the fungus.
That music literally sounds like he opened some piano software, then randomly added a bunch of notes. I know because I used to do it and think it sounded cool. When I was 10.
He probably bought a click and play program like the Noteflight site and clicked random notes on the piano keyboard.
Aaron Z I'm barely older than that and I can do better
Lol
Aaron Z I was just thinking the same. The sample quality is absolutely dreadful. Sounds like 12 bit samples!
So my friends and I are making a story, and my friend made a short song on her keyboard to be the theme of one of the characters. That one song is infinitely better because it does what these songs can’t: MAKE THE LISTENER FEEL SOMETHING
The song my friend made was supposed to represent a character who was ominous, creepy, apathetic, yet somewhat graceful and mysterious. And when I showed the song to my mom, she described it as creepy, yet beautiful. It made my mom feel something
How do these songs make someone feel? What feelings or emotions do they express? What story do they tell?
7:10 The unplugged microphone is there so she can give orders to her mystery diners.
Hazard 1007 Release the Drone
Mystery Stiles, Charles Diners
"Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners"
-Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners
- Hey, Charles!
- *_Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners!_*
- I've already said... nevermind.
2 cameras have been set up not in the town, but through the town.
The soundtrack makes royalty-free music sound like a John Williams masterpiece
Kevin MacLeod would be deeply ashamed of something like this
He's basically mashing the white keys on an electric keyboard. I did that shit when I was 7.
The music in the film sounds make a bedroom recording sound like Mozart
Yeah, it sounds like shit.
It sounds like someone spelled words in a DAW piano roll.
THE LOCAL NEWS REPORT WAS A SINGLE TYPED UP SHEET OF PAPER
I cried when i saw that
What the hell was that?
I wheezed so hard I cried at that
This film legit gives me a creeping skeevy feeling, like this is just a money laundering scheme for the mob. I'm not even saying that to be funny. I sincerely feel that way.
Looks more like a snuff film.
i kinda feel that as well..
fireflocs reallly old thread, but i feel that way too. it's so bad it feels like there's something else behind it. like we're not supposed to see it
this movie reminds me of the dumb plain modern art museums now a days.
also there is an anime that is a mob laundering scheme but even that is better than this crap. like miles better. An artist is supposed to pour their heart out. This is just shit created by shit.
Yeah, I don't think this video gives a good idea of just how utterly unsettling this movie feels to actually watch. It's weirdly mesmerizing and full of strange creepy background audio and cutaway shots that feel like they're taken from the personal recordings of a serial killer. It's almost Lynchian at some points. The computer graphics parts take it to a whole different level. The computer woman backing onto the screen when she first appears is just terrifying.
“Moviegoers who saw this movie inside a theater have reported losing their sense of reality temporarily because the movie was so engrossing and real.”
I mean, to be fair, if I was confronted with this atrocity of a movie in a theater, I’d question reality too.
TheLastHylianTitan why are we here just to suffer?
"to live is to suffer. to survive is to find meaning in the suffering."
-Friedrich Nietzsche
TheLastHylianTitan I agree... But when it comes to suffering I think this is the kind of pain that is easily avoidable. Even the picture on the movie case is screaming "ruuuuuun!!!" 😁
Haha
To watch bad movies is to suffer.
To laugh is to find meaning in the suffering.
On IMDB, Alex Jones is listed as "god" in the movie
Charles Stiles is listed as "Mystery Diner"
Oh...that kind of explains a lot. EVERYTHING is stupid bad about this "movie"
@@augustwest5356 Not liking Alex Jones makes you a whiny little girl.
Guida Diehl
What lmao
That's true for all movies. He is GOD irl
After seeing the acting i feel like he made the actors out of cardboard as well
Nah, he sprung for wood planks on those at least.
No, they are made of paper. Their acting isn't good enough for cardboard.
The IMDb page literally says that 90 percent of the reviews are made by the director himself and that Ralph Sepe made the film popular by calling it the worst film ever.
Utopia Venture the budget is corrected too
An estimated $30K
No way in HELL this movie had a $5M budget
@@CrasherX2000 No freaking way, the budget must've been only $100
Chaoz 73 if that was truly the budget of this movie, it’d have the same production value as Who Killed Captain Alex (not bashing that movie, I love that movie and everything it stands for)
I’m serious
The budget is corrected and it says $30K
Again, no way this movie had a $5M budget when “28 Days Later” had that same budget and is a much better movie with such a small budget
@@chaoz7370 If it was shot on film, 30k seems pretty realistic. Film costs a fortune
@@gamemeister27 Ah, that makes sense now
"After Last Season is the worst thing I've ever seen. That includes footage of the planes hitting the towers."
You won me over with that immediately.
WTF your comment has 911 likes lmfao 😂
This movie makes Birdemic look like a masterpiece.
@@victorcapote7376 Uh, buddy, it IS a masterpiece.
ThatGuyInTheRain Yeah, you’re right!
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I went onto the IMDB page for this movie and somebody put Charles stiles as an actor.
Edit: people are just meming the entire page, see for yourself
I love how on Charles Stiles' IMDb page it says he's known for After Last Season when he's not even in it, it's glorious
I saw under "Rest of cast listed alphabetically"...
Charles Stiles - Mystery Diner
Alex Jones - God
and
Jesse Hernandez - Nebble Say Brontosaurus
>Alex Jones plays God
@@NinjaGodzilla I think you mean God plays Alex Jones.
@@charmandyorton006 You gotta love how Scorch is in there too, playing "homeless man"
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7:09 The microphone is actually so the doctor can send messages to her undercover mystery diners.
Will Morton
Release the cardboard drone!
@@bubblegumluv2007 Mystery Giners?
Lmao
my stomach hurts from laughing at the video and you aren’t helping
3 cameras have been set up in the waiting room, 2 cameras have been set up in the MRT room, 4 cameras have been set up in the bar...
there's something about this film that makes me feel uneasy...
Could it perhaps be... EVERYTHING?
Emma Thompson it might be... but honestly i feel real uneasy
Aatorin it looks unnatural and weird like a horror movie
yeah it might be... maybe its because how inhumane their acting are
Aatorin same, I think it's the set that really bothers me along with how empty everything looks and sounds
I'm pretty sure that 90% of the budget used on this movie went into making fake IMDb accounts
Deep Kumar B S he pays a staff of people to make as many reviews as they can.
This is actually an interesting idea for a movie. Think about it. Two college age students who've found out they're psychic, and then have to search for a killer with their powers. What would've been especially interesting would be if one of the victims actually survived, but was in a coma. Then, the two would have to psychically read his mind, and because it's in a coma it would look very trippy and weird, which could be translated as rotoscoped paintings. They search through one particular memory over and over, each time becoming be clearer. Eventually they find out who the killer was and stop him. Isn't that a much better and cohesive plot than what this shit is?
DarkHero Gamer if you can't tell he's joking
+Some Asshole
ur jelly
uh... another movie has already made a plot similar to that. It's called "the cell", I think.
And it's pretentious garbage.
seems that no one can make this "mind-reading" thing right.
Glenda Darling Dammit...
That sounds pretty shit actually.
"Is the TV broken or something?" is a better line than anything in the movie.
The soundtrack sounds like a toddler banging random notes on a keyboard.
it's because it's literally a randomly generated midi
Dolphin Girl 131410 Oh come on, the toddler would be a lot better
I actually kind of like it. It could fit nicely in a fantasy mystery m.night shamalan thing.
But nothing would fit well in this steaming car wreck
The money was spent on the 100 cameras set up in the dining room
*Four cameras have been set up in the kitchen,*
Don't forget the 10 undercover actors they paid to discover if the leads were stealing food to set up an Iraqi foot cart across from the studio.
😂😂😂
Release the drone!
CHARLES STILES MYSTERY DINERS
I have to say theres something very unsettling about the harsh lighting, ramshackle artifical sets, and terrible framing that make this movie inexplicably unsettling to watch and I feel like if implemented by a competent filmmaker could make for a decent disturbing film
Malady Faustus no joke I would actually really like a cool decent budget weird artsy film with a really good director with this aesthetic (minus the shotty set, bad sound, and bad focus and stuff) the only thing that really bothers me is the fact that there’s a bad echo all the time like they didn’t even use a boom mic
Try Dogville.
SublimeTool321 I have a very strong feeling that if the director were to see this comment he’d simply say
“what’s that?”
Malady Faustus I feel like a really smart director could use the bad lighting to great effect for a scene.
Did somebody say boom!?🌋
the dialogue at 12:00 sounds like the conversations people have in books or exercises that teach non-english speakers how to speak english.
Tbh it sounds like my english course' dialogues, *WIZARD IS THAT YOUR PRODUCT?-*
Is Wednesday good day?
It's true LOL
@Marie-Oliver Delacroix You see those warriors from Hammerfell? They've got curved penises. *Big.* Curved. Penises.
Felt like a translated version of my Italian speaking texts
with some editing i bet it could be made into a surrealist horror film, actually even without any editing it pretty much is that
The movies audio is so bad that youtubes closed captioning cant pick it up
I'm 100% sure this guy just embezzled 5 mil and used his lunch money to make this film.
I'd say that it was just a money laundering scheme, but the fact that there are fake positive reviews on IMDB is pretty weird.
Asdas Qweqw Maybe he didn't want to get sued and faked the comments to make it look as legit as possible?
That has so much proof behind it, it’s absurd.
Shut up and take my money!
the director, walking into the cardboard store: yeah i need 5 million dollars worth of your finest cardboard
Well we have some lovely cardboard you could check out
Moonlight had a budget of 4 million.
That tells A LOT about the movie
Foodfight! had a budget of $65 million
christ the money.@@iiota
Why do bad movies have a bigger budget then good movies?
@Anono Moose you don't like your autobiography?
Damn this director needs to take some ideas from Neil Breen on how to set up a hospital room.
Hoo boy, nothing but the best carpet money can buy!
To Breen's credit though, the goddamn acoustics in his films are vastly superior to what ever the FUCK this is.
HAHAHA!!! Yes! this director and Neil "Greatest man that's ever lived" Breen seriously should get together.
thats pure Breenius (thanks YMS)
Nice username m9
Yes, we should thank the holy alien space genius and his magic rock for his filmmaking genius.
"the director studied film in school and worked in advertising and TV commercials" No.
NO HE MOST DEFINITELY DID NOT.
Joarthus maybe as the guy who holds up the props in the back.
@@Suckmynards9000 but isn't this really unconventional?
This is genuinely terrifying. Like, I was watching this at midnight and the fact that everything is completely silent, the lighting is so harsh, there's a lot of shots of like doors or halls that linger for too long... it's so unreal and uncanny, this will be in my nightmares for years
Even rohan is afraid!
also the music is so out of tune. its so unsettling
Reminds me of a snuff film
Wow. I always thought the people who wrote those positive IMDb reviews were just being sarcastic.
Turns out it's the director just Kirk Cameron-ing everybody.
Un-fucking-believable. Even Tommy Wiseau, _Tommy fucking Wiseau,_ never stooped that low.
+K-C Rhoder The Drag Queen Good idea.
*storm drain*
the vape god hey that's pretty good
This movie is really heart breaking bad.
You know that Tommy doesn't do anything like that anymore and hasn't in years, right?
This has to be a tax write-off. They must have slapped some movie together for a Walmart paycheck, then "rounded up" everything they bought to make it.
"Let's see, we bought this hammer. That's $100. Nails? A dollar each. The film stock? A dollar per frame, plus another dollar to digitize each frame. Transportation? A hundred dollars per person per mile, plus another $100 per pound of equipment."
Dr Shaym I believe that’s called tax fraud not a tax write-off.
@@TheShahofIrann late and I might be wrong but a tax write-off is something you do to justify buying something so you don’t get taxed for it. Like let’s say the director buys all the cardboard used in the film but he says he’s using it for a movie so he won’t get taxed for the shitton of cardboard he bought
Ralph: "What is wrong with this shot?"
Me: "Everything"
Ralph: "that's right! EVERYTHING"
Haven't felt this good since blue's clues. 10/10 (account created in November 2009)
I actually spent five minutes tearing the shot to shreds talking to myself in my room... it was fun for a moment but then I realised that anyone could tell what they did wrong at a second's glance, so I really achieved nothing.
@@HARBINGER8752 I mean, at least you're in the right part of TH-cam for it
This comment has 69 likes, I don't want to ruin perfection.
Cut to the guy from JB Spectre's review : E V E R Y T H I N G !
Ralph: "I'll give you a second"
Me: "Imma need more than a fuckin second, bud"
According to Wikipedia, a majority of the budget went to the animation and CGI.
I'm quite sure a majority of the budget went into the director's pocket.
Joarthus what animation? what cgi?
did you see that 3-poligons birds? that cgi.
Something tells me this director isn't smart enough to run that kind of scam.
CGI? Looked more like some shitty free 3D editor for kids. And THAT is being generous.
4,999,500 went into his pocket
This is one of the funniest Ralph videos ever, the way he spends the entire video confused by literally everything combined with how nothing is actually happening is amazing.
great, a Homestucker
Yes, another Homestucker!
It also has a very uplifting message at the end: "I only answer questions about making a movie with 'Make a Movie!' Don't say that you don't have actors, sets or cameras. You got your backyard, your friends and your phone. Anyone can do it. Make a movie... it's going to be better than this piece of shit".
Who killed captain alex is miles better and get this. It was made on a budget $200. A Ugandan movie, made on a quite literal shoe string budget, edited + the SFX all done on a computer that was built from cheap parts that had been salvaged and yet after all that holding it back, it was still FAR more enjoyable than this. That is one hell of an acomplishment lmao
who killed captain alex actually had some passion lol
movie movie movie
Who Killed Captain Alex should get an Oscar for most passion put in a film.
Commando!!
Who Killed Captain Alex is legitimately an enjoyable film though
Ralph: "That sign was added in post."
Me: "That's supposed to be a freaking SIGN? I honestly thought it was just a misplaced subtitle!"
The director probably saw the word “propolis” on a bottle in a health food store and changed its second P to an R to make the meaningless PROROLIS. Then didn’t bother to make a cheap sign with that string of letters on it…
These "carpenters" that got hired to build these sets were running the scam of the century.
My older sis read an interview with the guy who made this film and apparently he claimed that the rest of the money went to the animated sequences. Keep in mind, Afro Samurai: Resurrection came out the same year as this film, and it had a budget of $5 million (only 30-40 thousand more than the amount they claimed to pay for the animated sequences in this film). Resurrection is a 2D animated film, a medium that is considered more time consuming and costly than 3D animation. Hmmm, something tells me that 4.96 mil didn't go to the god awful dream sequences... HMMM...
The "animators" were actually people who didn't know what to do and the director just told them that they're gonna get money if they can make the animated sequences.
I've seen intentionally bad TH-cam shitposts with better CGI than this
I've never been TO that town, but I've been through it.
A letter.
From the alphabet?
Yes.
*15 seconds of silence*
..Mike? Is that you?
Shakespeare!!!
Me: then you’ve been to that town.
This looks like something you'd see in a "Top 5 Eeriest clips from the deep web"
hurr durr deep web bad
@@notapaperclip HOW CAN I STOP WORD FROM OPENING A SEPERATE WINDOW FOR EVERY DOCUMENT I OPEN???
Who killed captain alex is better than this, i want to know what the people at Wakaliwood could make with a budget like this...
QueenVoltalia At least Who Killed Captain Alex can be enjoyable
Fernando Dember Laguna Hey, they tried with that movie! How dare you compare this cancer to Who Killed Captain Alex:(
everyone in uganda knows kung fu
Supa fighter
ACTION MOOVIE
Something about this movie reminds me of that "I Feel Fantastic" TH-cam video
Except the girl in that video is more realistic and exhibits more emotion.
Myles Co. LMAO! Savage
Darrien Harris At least that videos funny
+Darrien Harris something about that animation reminds me of that "Going To the Store" TH-cam video
Do NOT remind me of that video
This makes the room look like an oscar winning movie masterpiece
That's quite an accomplishment if you ask me.
Bizzy PlayZ well the room actually has a plot that you could follow so it’s already miles ahead of this movie
At least the room was semi competently shot
@@noreski435 The only way in which Tommy Wiseau was ever involved in how his film was shot was that he was so dumb, idiotic, clueless, and swimming in cash that the sales rep that sold him his cameras threw in a crew of cinematographers with the whole deal. Even then, and even without the aid of The Disaster Artist, you can clearly tell which scenes are shot by Rafael (the original DP), Graham (the replacement), and the credited Todd Barron, who simply stopped giving a single solitary fuck about what the hell he was shooting.
@@SamnissArandeen by the time the room was finished basically the entire cast and crew had quit.
Best review on IMDB: "This film wasn't released, it escaped."
XD that has to be the most accurate representation of this film I have ever heard
Watching the scenes made me feel really uncomfortable. Like it's some avant-garde horror film.
That's what I expected too. That it was intentionally going for this to suddenly blindside us. That and it also looked like it was from the 70s so that would be the era where we saw stuff like that.
Not to mention their acting. It's god-awful for sure, but it's like. They couldn't figure out if they were gonna go for drama, horror, or just....a PAINFULLY awkward, INCREDIBLY boring conversation. The type that we've all had at least once. The type that absolutely NOBODY wants to watch in a scene of a movie.
And the fact that the ENTIRE MOVIE is like that, well, it really is the icing on the cake.
The issue is intent. A good director would intentionally make the audience feel uncomfortable for a reason, and with an end goal. This movie accidentally makes you feel uncomfortable, and goes nowhere with it. So much so that the feeling quickly wears off and becomes boredom. Keep in mind Ralph is showing the highlights. The reality of the movie is like watching that creepy scene in your favorite horror movie where the protagonist is walking through a spooky hallway...except in this version they go up and down the hallway for two hours and nothing happens.
Industrial Savior Seriously tho, some of these shots reminded me of Suspiria and Repulsion, but a lot more awkward here.
After reading the director's fake reviews on IMDB, I'm pretty convinced he made it seem poorly done on purpose - in order to "captivate" the audience, I guess?
Weirdly, this movie could've been a really surreal, uncanny horror movie if done right. If everything was done intentionally, it'd be almost like a Lynch film.
Yawning Lion I hope someone does an edit of this film and makes it all scary and Lynchian. Editing can completely change a film.
Yes it actually has potential to be a unique kind of film but instead it was done in a boring, atrocious way
Guys, you are being way too optimistic about this... movie.
There's something about this film that really does feel super uncanny and surreal, but it's not clear if it was done on purpose and it's not intriguing enough for me to actually want to watch it
This looks like the quality you'd see if I made a movie. No joke, even with a good budget, I'd probably do just as bad.
But that's why I don't fucking make movies.
329link Watching what this movie looks like makes me wanna try... I have a phone, a computer, nice locations in my town all I need is a story set in this area, I can script it and make a story board if I need it, ask one or two friends that can mimic more than two emotions to act in it...
Hell, if a movie like this made it in theaters, then mine have a chance!😁
Jack Hernandez Seriously, these people are shit at doing their jobs! I set my phone on record, black and white, slowly walked upstair to the kitchen as if I was Mike Myers and tried to surprise my aunt, and her non reaction and my stupid laugh made for a better movie experience than this!
I have some respect for Tommy Wiseau. Yes, he's a shit writer, director and actor but at least he didn't scammed his investors! He was just a weird rich dude who was trying to make art... And in a unexpected way he did succeed!
I doubt it. I feel like you would actually try to make it good.
Money spent on this money:
Budget: $5 Million
Lights: $7
Set Design: $0
Cameras: $4
Actors: $1
Script: $1.20
Pink Paint Buckets for Room: $5M
Svinja
Don’t forget the 30$ that went to “animation”
More like NEARLY 5M, the 30 goes for the animation. As for the rest of the few thousand bucks, it’s likely to hire the people as actors.
You forgot the $1.50 for stock music
@@sweettea-ms7ex
More like a quarter for the music player at the arcade.
@@blainetate743 more like a penny and some jolly ranchers
I'm sorry Ralph, this isn't your fault, but I couldn't finish the video. The movie is too painful to bear, you truly are a God among men to review this film in it's entirety. Enough praise cannot be said for the heroics you preform.
no god is alex jones. it literaly says that on the imdb page
Yeah...
I swear they're not even using rule of thirds. I'm a high school sophomore who's taken like 1 class that's vaguely related to filmography, AND I STILL FREAKING KNOW HOW TO MAKE THE SUBJECT NOT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FREAKING SCREEN
Coward!
Boy, the colors, the sets, the lighting… this could be a really effective horror movie.
your cat The animations are scarier than Outlast 2
I had that game for months but after beating the whistleblower dlc for the first game I'm too scared to play outlast 2
Mark thought with $5 million he was gonna make an easy grab.
...but it wasn’t an easy grab. Cause they got T.
Moonlight: $1.5 million
Get Out: $4 Million
After Last Season: $5 Million
Even Neil Breen movies look better than this.
Moonlight seriously was made just with 1,5 million? Holy shit.
Well rejoice
IMDB fixed the shown budget and it’s an astounding $30K
@@CrasherX2000 wouldn't be surprised if their budget WAS 5 mil but they used 30k and kept the rest
Yeah
Upgrade: $5 Million
The fact that five million dollars went into this is legitimately painful. That money could've gone to charity. Hell, burning the money would be better, and I mean that. The sudden loss of five million dollars from our economy would make everyone in the United States slightly richer. Burning the money would be a more practical use. I am 100% serious in that statement.
I'm convinced that this movie was used as a drug money laundering scheme. there's no other explanation.
@@red_menace1829 shut up
but wouldn't burning that many money cause serious Air pollution?
@@ระวีวัชร์786 fuck it.
The director spent everything on Amazon products and used all of the boxes to build the sets.
I refuse to believe the director of this movie didn't pocket like 4,999,900 of the money from the budget.
The remaining 100 dollars is what he spend on the cardboard.
Remember My Face Maybe Diane Abbot was the accountant.
Remember My Face Did he spend all the money for something with all that 4,999,900?
I clicked on this video because calling a movie "the worst ever made" is a big statement...well I was happily surprised, this is no clickbait title, this really IS the worst movie ever made! Thank you for sitting through this nightmare for our education!
Guts Puck get this
TH-camr I Hate Everything says that he thinks Shark Exorcist is the worst movie ever
Looking back, even THAT movie looks better than THIS monstrosity
CrasherX 2000 Yeah, but this movie has scenes that stick to the plot, for the most part, unlike Shark Exorcist.
Liek and subscriiibee
Super Lombax can you even call it plot? also it was connected pretty lossly tbh,the movie doesnt really seem to even tell the plot well or with consistency and that confusing af ending tho.
God how this was released in one theater even?
Actually I think that Troll land is worse
The dialogue sounds like two people who don't know each other being put in a room and told to make conversation.
It's like they went to the most abandoned building in communist Russia and filmed there
Nah, abandon russian buildings are much worse
@@evgenkhersonets880 and interesting
Evgen Khersonets and have a story to tell rather than the entirety of the entire movie.
So they went back in time?
@@aliveslice what if i told u they went forward
"i want you to tell me whats wrong with it"
"me? lol"
"yes, you"
"everything, lol"
"thats right, everything!"
*loses it*
Fak3Cake Music I guessed right too
Oh, lol
Ok, lol
Fak3Cake Music does everything you say end in , lol?
holy fuck same
I find movies like these, secretly amazing. It astounds me to no degree how much a director can destroy their own film and somehow be fine with it in the end. The Room, Birdemic, this! It baffles me.
Alchemus O i agree!!!
Alchemus O Me too! Sometimes it's like watching a car catching fire or, worse, the second tower crashing on itself live on 9/11... It's horrifying but you can't stop looking at it!
The gunshot at 12:45 actually scared me because I was reading the comments (that's how boring even the clips are) and it is so quiet, that stupid sharp loud sound made me jump.
i was watching the video intently and it didn't make a difference, nearly shit myself but got a good laugh afterwards
I read this as soon as it happened! Scared the trap out of me!
The Raid: Redemption had a 5th of this movie's budget.
What the fuck
Turbo Button The Raid was made with actual talent.
Not just talent, all the people working on it put their hearts into it: the actors, producers, director etc.
Turbo Button what the fuck
Moonlight had nearly that budget, and that was a fantastic film
Charles Stiles must have borrowed the unplugged microphone
Release the drone
darn it
Jon Ayuco Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners
Jon Ayuco Hahahahahaha 😂
I think he put more effort in the video then the movie
NITEMARE z than*
Middle-school film festivals got better stuff than this lmao
@@lailagroh1659 yes indeed.
Same for you my friend.
@@Mister_Fancypants you too
My 5 year sister has recorded videos of her playing with her dolls that have more visual flair, and artistic value than this film.
I'm in my junior year of high school and the commercial I made with 3 of my classmates for a class project looks better than this and that was filmed on an iPhone 8 and edited on PowerDirector and was free to make
@Mario thank you I got it from IHE
The fake reviews written by the director were saying stuff like it's supposed to be "unconventional" and "profound". There are ways in film to think outside the box and be artistic and still be interesting. I think the director was just lazy and used the facade of "art" and "thinking out of the box" as an excuse.
He wasn't thinking outside the box, he was thinking of the box. That's why everything was made of cardboard.
he was thinking outside a very shitty cardboard box
Stupid Elephant he wasn't thinking at fucking all
"No, Batman v Superman is good, you're just not smart enough to understand this obvious masterpiece and everyone who disagrees that it's super brilliant is payed off and only the opinions of people who agree with me matter."
If you can't even bring THAT level of bullshit to the table to justify a film being good, then you've done fucked up, lol. "No, it's good because it's unconventional! Really!" Fucking bullshit fake reviews.
I've had more profound root canal surgery
The "music" in this "movie" sounds like they synthesized the kid in the apartment next to you practicing their crappy elementary school-issued instrument, and you can't get away from it.
... also the narrator for the trailer sounded like a digitized Christopher Lambert lol
The lack of post editing makes this look like a found footage horror film o.o
Or an extremely dry satire
Is this mark region
it's footage of a red room before it starts
All it makes me think of is the stupid "Jon, we're getting a divorce"
*hysterical laughter*
The line "I've never been TO that town, but I've been through it" is so confusingly awful that I've been trying to come up with a proper way of conveying the same information. Here's what I came up with:
I've driven through that town but I've never spent the night there.
The original line is better but it's still shit.
Do you have a proper phrase for what this woman was supposed to say? I'd love to hear you out.
i've driven through that town but i've never done anything there
I’ve driven through that town, but I’ve never stopped there.
Many of the dialogues that i noticed also confused me, since English is my second language. Such as:
"The sign of the the dissease are minimum" 06:16 btw
I was actually wondering what the plot is. What is the title? What's after last season? Summer? How does a movie like this even make it into theaters? What film company is actually willing to spend money on playing this? It has the quality of movies I used to shoot on my old video camera I had when I was eight. Where did the five million go? Not to set design, sound design, animation, or any of that shit. To the actors? I highly doubt that. Can you actually imagine sitting in a theater, watching this, with almost complete silence? There are bad movies, passion projects with almost zero budget, that are better than this. What I want to know above all else is how the fuck you can make a movie so atrociously horrible with a budget of five million dollars. I'm mind blown. I'm actually pissed off while typing this
Babycakes I
Babycakes and
When me and my friend were 12 we made an infomercial on her mom's camcorder for fun and it was better shot, better acted, and better edited than this film
You worded my thoughts perfectly, i was so confused and angry at this movie.
This movie is what happens when you give someone 5 million and they realize hey I could just keep this and make a shit film
Ralph. After Last Season is the most original movie to come out this decade. It is a fantastic examination of what cinema means today. Shot on a tiny budget of just $5 million, the film breaks nearly every rule of modern cinema. The intentionally amateurish visual effects and set design give it the feel of a high school play crossed with an old-school arcade game. The film's signature shooting technique divides normally atomic "scenes" almost line by line. The movie eschews conventional narrative devices, such as Freytag's Pyramid, and is as much about the setting as about the characters. This gives the movie a deep psychological impact, forcing us to question whether we are truly important in comparison to the world around us. Nothing is sugar-coated, or presented in a typical Hollywood "larger-than-life" fashion. In short, After Last Season is a mind-expanding examination of the way we truly experience our own humanity, and is definitely one of the greatest movies to come out in decades. You must not be smart enough to understand this Ralph, you must be too simple minded.
are you the director?
Celldrom Oh look! Mark Region is here!
😂😂😂
(I know you're being sarcastic)
😂😂👌
o hai mrk
I did not hit her! Its not true! I did not hit her!
Oh hai Mark
This movie looks like it was made from the 1970's, has the audio of a movie from the 1950's, and the props from one of the first SciFi movies ever. How was this made in 2009???
The audio is nothing like 1950s mono. This is fucking digital as hell.
No no, not the soundtrack, the actual audio from the actors. I didn't mean to misinterpret that, sorry!
I know. I knew you were talking about the dialogue. I've seen hundreds of films from the 1950s and I've not heard one that sounds relatively similar to ALS.
It could have been the movies I saw from that time period, or I might be mixing it up with a different time period (like maybe I'm mixing it up with the 60's or 70's audio).
It's probably because you saw low quality 3rd generation duped copies.
one man's trash is another man's avant garde masterpiece
One person's trash is another's avant garbage.
To be fair you have to have a very high IQ to understand to understand last after season
zappy vermin only Rick and Morty fans understand
Bernard Stephen Warchal actually only Rick can understand this movie
Only autistic cats with cancer can understand this moving picture.
(NO I WILL NOT CALL THAT THING A MOVIE)
Only current wrestling fans understand this
you said "to understand" twice
7:45 "Bought 5 million dollars worth of cardboard and used it for every set and prop" (And actor...)
This movie looks like soviet propaganda from the 1960s
LMAOOOO
Ruvven Yes!!!
Ruvven no those were better cuz they weren't literal torture devices
60's soviet propaganda had way better cinematography than this!
I only read this in Aku's voice, and it surprisingly fit the comment.
The funny thing is, the premise actually sounds kinda cool. I feel like with a clever screenwriter and with a director who had some vision, this could have been good. Of course, instead this is complete shit
This movie makes an interesting example as to why making something is more than just about an idea, that idea is nothing if you don't know how to do anything.
To quote Ralph from a different video, "There's a good movie in every movie. Potential is just that: potential. I'm not going to give the movie credit for something it never does."
@@Manigeitora I’d disagree a bit there. I think there are plenty of bad movies that start out without any kind of an interesting premise to begin with. It’s actually a lot harder than you think to come up with a creative, interesting idea for a feature film. I give this filmmaker that he had an idea that, on its own, could have been interesting. That doesn’t mean I’m willing to give the film a pass or overlook it’s plethora of flaws, I just give it credit for that one single thing that isn’t necessarily bad. I think Ralph meant is just because a movie has a kernel of something good doesn’t mean you should forgive the rest of it if it’s bad, which I agree with it. But I think you still have to acknowledge what the one not-terrible element is.
I'm sorry, but the music in this movie isn't music. It has no rythmic organization or even real patterns.What the fuck.
Chance Hosler god it's like the composer doesn't even know what a meter or key or time signature is
Old comment, but I used to make this kind of music when I was 5.
As someone who is going into their third year of a music education degree, and has had to take multiple classes on the subject
The music was the worst part for me. It just sounds like a 1 year old bashing keys on a piano. Its like the rest of the movie: with no purpose and ludicrously incompetent.
Music doesn't need rythmic organization, ever heard of harsh noise?
Those animated scenes look like they were made using a program called Poser, a low end 3D animator from the late 90's.
Wouldn't surprise me if it were.
I've used Poser. They 100% used Poser for this. But that's no excuse... Poser definitely isn't cutting-edge, but you can use it to make things that look professional. Like, this was made in Poser: my.smithmicro.com/images/naturalbeauty_800px.png
The video looks terrible because on top of being Poser, they used the ancient, standard Smith Micro characters, no facial expressions, terrible lighting (I'm pretty sure they just used the realtime lighting that's only supposed to be for preview, not a final render,) and also had absolutely no understanding of animation. I'm pretty sure whoever made this thought they could spend ten minutes in Poser with no animation background and call it a day.
I've seen better shit in Anim8or.
Ffs so they used software from the late 90s in a movie made in 2009!!!!
No surprise, the movie looks like it was filmed in the 90s, or even older, feels like as old as Samurai Cop
The acting and sets are so bad i was halfway expecting this to turn into a porno.
Kiki Isabeast That would've made the movie way better than what we got.
I've seen homemade porn filmed from iPhone cameras that have better quality than this flaming dumpster.
Kiki Isabeast have you ever seen a porno on a shitty film reel? Because that would be better than this.
You are not wrong.
every porno I've ever seen has had better acting and better sets than this, hell, some have even had better stories then this. Im being 100% unironic.
Clearly the director is a genius. "I'm going to need $5M for this movie." Ends up pocketing $4,999,995.00 after everything was said and done
Right about when the "GET TO THE POINT" text had started to slowly fade in, I realized that I had been staring out the window for a good 20-30 seconds, just listening to the movie, even though there's NOTHING to actually pay attention to.
Harrison Chapman same for me too
I zoned out reading this right at that moment omg lol
I've never been to that town, but...
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*RELEAS THA DRON*
there can only be one tommy wisseau
oh hi fart best username ever
oh hi fart My favorite thing is how the comment above this is a "The Room" joke... at least, it is for me.
I got used to how they talked and I actually like the room
Excuse me
I did not shit her, it's not true it's bullshit I did not shit her, I DID NOT! Oh hi fart.
I’ve never seen a movie portray small talk as uncomfortable as it feels in real life, until now.
That might be a 5 million dollar animation budget in like 1850.
Joarthus not even that disney and stuff existted back then
Joarthus Leonardo Da Vinci would have made a better movie back in the 15th century! And if someone told me he actually had I'd probably believe it. I'd rather believe anything except what I just saw...
Pigug the shadow That's the point! Look I... I'm trying really hard not to be rude but tell me you got the joke and you're screwing with us? Please?!
anik monette thats what i was trying to tell no animation is better than this animation
Rumor has it, that belt cost 4.9mil and... yeah, all the money went to the belt
I can't tell if this is serious or not and tbh either way this is perfect
I mean, it WAS a nice belt.
Yo dude. This is one of the best channels on youtube.
It's quickly becoming one of my favorite.
Tricked ya, April fools.
Dick head
+Keiron Addison not you ralpth
+ralphthemoviemaker racist much?
But... but this... This comment was made before April foolz.
+Jason Cano that's not racist
The movie looks cursed. Absolute uncanny valley.
This makes Neil Breen look like Steven Spielberg...
@@rosselliswilkinson Say what you will, but Double Down has better cinematography then this. Let that sink in.
Spielwho?
Spielberg man, legendary director
@@TheRightLadder Directed ET, Jaws, Schindler's List, etc.
@@Rainbowthewindsage i think he was making a joke that Steven Spielberg is nothing compared to Neil Breen
At first, I was convinced this was a confusing surreal film meant to creep people out...it just seemed waaaay too strange and directionless. I’m shocked anyone would be proud to make this and much less present it
"Where did the 5 million dollars go?"--- I ask myself the same question about the 65 million dollars for "Food Fight."
I bet this film is ahead of it’s time and we just don’t know it yet.
I hope it's not otherwise humanity is done for.
11:24 I actually said everything out fucking loud give me an award.
Same lmao
Same tbh
Same
Same here
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