Some say, that Bigfoot lives upon a different identity, so he hijacked a TV Station and called himself "Charles Styles" and created "Mystery Diners", so he can try Human Food.
Sorry, but what kind of an "innocent person" walks around a fucking woods at night? That's like saying "people who wear socks and sandals and aren't pedophiles", that group of people doesn't exist :D
@@yourfriendlyneighborhoodin994 I was walking back from a night out 2 weeks back and happened to go through a small patch of woods. Naturally this area is pitch black so me and someone I'm with turn our phone lights on. Half way through this bloke is just stood there staring at us and eventually squeaked out a pretty feeble hello and I could have sworn he was following us on the way out. I don't think he was there for innocent reasons
Bigfoot hates the show and tries to publicly expose himself (as in, expose his existence, not the other meaning of "publicly expose", how would that even make sense, he never wears clothes in the first place unless he shaves his fur I guess, but that’s besides the point) so they’ll have no show but they keep successfully covering it up to keep their "brand" going.
Exactly, I’m halfway through the video, so I don’t know if Ralph mentions this, but being on this show sounds like the greatest gig of all time. They get to go camping with guns, and night vision. Run around the woods with your bros. I bet that half of them don’t actually believe in Bigfoot. They just want to get payed big bucks to hang with the boys.
Sorry but you're wrong, Ralph. The other day I saw Bigfoot in my backyard. He just stood there all hairy and tall and shit. I was so scared that I yelled, "What do you want from me, monster?!" And the monster bent down and said, "I need about tree-fitty."
+Australian Realist I was referring to the third groups of guys all standing in a prayer circle and basically saying what I originally posted. So, what point are you trying to make exactly?
+Australian Realist I suggest you start a separate thread of comments, as what you're saying has zilch to do with the point I was making. Have a pleasant evening (or morning if you're in Australia)!
I remember one episode of Finding Bigfoot where they "found" Bigfoot and started to panic, literally shitting themselves basically and got the hell out of there. I laughed after that
To them, they ARE doing something important. I mean, I can even say that if they somehow found some kind of Cryptid, that would be a big discovery. If they existed. Which they don't. But if they did.
If i remember correctly its a territorial thing right? They stand up when they feel threatened and don't go back to quadrupedal until they feel completely safe. If so that would make sense why so many people claim to see bigfoot, a bear senses them, goes bipedal cause it feels scared and then the person is usually a dumbass.
That certainly explains some encounters. It doesn't explain the 11 footers, the squatters, the ones with arms reaching their knees, the ones with human-like faces, 14 inch footprints, whistles, knocking, stone throwing, or like 90% of reported bigfoot encounters. Of course they could be lying. Brushing a lot of them off "Black bears" shows a complete lack of information on these supposed encounters. You're brushing a lot of them off as bears, when actually having more information on these reports should completely throw that explanation out of the window. That is all I am saying though. I'm not trying to make a case for why these reports are actually bigfoot encounters, just that you cannot simply brush these off as mistaken identity.
@@delta1525 The problem with that line of reasoning is that basically none of those descriptions have any actual evidence to back them up. No photos, no video, nothing. The only source for those descriptions are the people who allegedly saw them, and humans are frequently total garbage at recollecting details like that, especially when they're excited, panicked, and so on and so forth. It's not exactly rare for people to exaggerate things, both when recounting their experiences to others and when remembering it themselves. And that's not even taking account how many of these stories seem to take place at night or in other conditions that reduce visibility, which would only make accurate identification and recollection even less likely. So...yeah, bears actually DO still fit even accounting for most of the things you describe, because with eyewitness testimony being pretty much the only existing evidence (and incredibly unreliable at that), "it was a bear, we just attributed it with extra features because it was pitch black outside and humans have trash night vision" pretty much covers it.
@@VenathTehN3RD Consistent reporting on the same features shouldn't just be chalked up to people's bad memory. If reports weren't consistent with each other, then I would agree. I think it's more likely that most people make up their stories altogether. I think only a handful of sightings are actually mistaken identity. The rest are made up, or know they saw a bear and just replace the bear with bigfoot.
13:30 "Hogzilla" is real. They photographed its corpse and DNA tested it, and it turned out to be a crossbreed of a wild boar and a domestic pig. Of course this doesn't mean any of the other creatures are real.
See, that's cool. An animal exists that we didn't know about before, sweet. But these people practically make a religion out of it, they make it into this mythical concept instead of what it is, which is just another animal.
@@courier6960 No such thing as a jackalope. There was a rabbit specimen discovered in Smithsonian archives with something called the Shope papilloma virus that had cancerous keratin growths on its head... horns, basically. But this is from a deadly (and unfortunately, relatively common) virus that afflicts rabbits. Myths of an rabbit with antlers do originate from ye olden times, but the idea was abandoned by scientists after ~1700. The jackalope, including the name, comes entirely from an American taxidermist selling lots of fakes as souvenirs in the 1900's.
"Only one second had gone by as Micheal pivoted to bring the gun to bear on Bigfoot... Micheal fired the next shot through the top of his white-haired skull. The air seemed to be full of pink mist."
Why is this soooo funny? 😂😂😂 And then :,,Eat his Heart! He will turn you immortal!“ Or Bigfoot shows up with a Bazooka and bombs the Hell out of them...Bigshoot.
I wish Bigfoot existed. It would be an awesome discovery. But it's 2017, if 4chan could find a fucking flag using the fucking sky I think someone would of snapped a decent pic of Bigfoot.
Shia Labeouf's HWNDU stream was moved to a hidden location to stop people dicking around on the stream, the only thing you could see on the stream was a flag that said "He will not divide us" and the sky, using the location of stars, the time of day, plane flight plans, someone tweeting a picture of Shia at their restaurant and a 4chan """"""""""agent"""""""" honking his car horn around the area they found the flag and took it down.
Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run, he's fuzzy, get out of here. ~ Mitch Hedberg.
That's just because bigfoot's natural habitat is anywhere outside the focal distance of the nearest camera. Anytime a bigfoot accidentally steps outside its habitat, and into a camera's focal range, it spontaneously combusts. Also, its bones vaporize. And every single strand of DNA disintergrates.
I used to watch Finding Bigfoot with my family because we all found it hilarious. At one point they called their drone an Aerial Surveilance System, and so from that point onward whenever they released a drone we would all yell out "RELEASE THE A.S.S. !"
A message was left in my mailbox yesterday. No envelope, no stamp, just a piece of paper, old and worn from years of weathering. It read, to my increasing confusion, SRENID YRETSYM SELITS SELRAHC What could this mean?
We used to call my Aunty big foot because she one foot bigger them the other. She used to have to buy 2 pairs of the same shoes just so she could wear the same. So say one was size 6 the other would have to be 10 or 11. She used to always bang her big foot on shit and the kids would kick her big foot when they saw her in the streets and shit. She had to move into the woods in the end as she just couldn't take the grief she was getting. She was also a big fat bitch so that's probably what people are mistaking for a giant ape. Good times.
They found Buck in the shed, sitting there looking traumatized, and then starts describing how he got grabbed by the arm and dragged away, and told to stay in place and be silent. I have nothing else to assume but rape.
Well, yea and no, It’s evident that you haven’t found it and that it may not be where you are But that doesn’t mean it’s not real. You can’t really prove something’s not real, cause humans aren’t all-knowing or Gods. You feel me
4 cameras on the redwood, three cameras on the birch, ten cameras beneath the felled log, thirty cameras in the deer antlers, 152 cameras on random squirrels, 29,347 cameras on crawdads, and we’re sending in our undercover agent... Harry Henderson.
I never believed in bigfoot, because he never believed in me. At my ballet recitals, I would look in the crowd and always see that one empty seat. EDIT: why am I getting so many likes, I stole this joke
Say what you will about a human's ability to track/hunt/move in the forest, but in 400+ years of hound hunting in North America there are no reports of a pack ever treeing a 'bigfoot.' You can run from hounds, but they'll find you. That means that, eventually, fighting or climbing is your only option. Hounds can tree anything that climbs from raccoons to grizzly bears. But, so far, never a 'bigfoot.' Bonus question: Do you know why none of these jokers have any hounds with them? A) Because they're not actually looking for anything. B) Because you can't train a hound to pretend to track/alert on nothing. C) Because they can't pretend 'bigfoot' is near if the hound isn't alerting. D) All of the above.
My family and I own a Redbone hound. We don't use him for hunting (although we could easily do that) but rather for keeping other animals out of our premises (he even scared off a large male Black bear at one point when he was 10 months old!). All that is to say, THANK YOU! I was thinking about this the whole time! If a hound gets a scent, nothing will stop them from getting to it! Why have no actual hunting hounds found bigfoots? Because they don't exist!
See an unidentifiable blob on your thermal scope which can be literally anything warmer than the ambient temperature; immediately declare it's a Sasquatch.
I've watched every episode of Mountain Monsters. l swear to christ in one episode they were at a river or something, and one of them saw something down near the water and shouted "Guys look! It looks like a kid!!" Then they ALL instantly turned around and started shooting at the water because he saw something that looked like a fucking kid.
Tv producer: let's make a show about bigfoot for all those idiots that believe in it. Audience: jaja I am watching a show about some idiots that believe in bigfoot. The circle is complete.
Mountain Monsters is actually genius... It's a weird combination of setting elaborate traps and re-establishing a modern folklore for the American wilderness.. Props to those guys.
Well, you just sold it to me. I mean, I know I'm a fucking hundred years late to the party on this one, but I've got a real soft spot for that kind of concept. Like, I don't even really step a single foot into sceptic territory, but, I LOVE a (usually bad) paranormal investigations show that incorporates and explores the local stories, legends and folklore.
and it's entertaining too, seeing a bunch of old folks acting like fools in the wilderness and shit, like sure they're tryna hunt local folklore creatures, but sure you'd just laugh at the stupidity.
@@zubrhero5270it gets wild, like Billiam said in his videos it’s basically a D&D larp session. There are entire arcs, recurring monster villains, an evil team of monster hunters that works against these guys, they lean in and just have fun.
How the hell did finding bigfoot last for 100 episodes with absolutely no finding of bigfoot? It’s 100 episodes of guys walking around in the woods and talking to people
Digital Morph keep in mind that show has like 13 seasons, but Escape To Chimp Eden, an Animal Planet show about apes that actually exist, only lasted 2 seasons! Just let that sink in. It shows how unintelligent humans can be!
@@pauliravioli7580 the point still stands...rather than watch a real show about real animals and their sociology/actions on a channel called the "Animal planet" people would rather watch a terrible scripted hunk of dog shit like this crap, becasue it's "entertaining" or becasue they believe it both options show them to be morons who show why only 1/4 of our species is actually worth something and the rest are nothing more than moronic mouth breathers that are serious dead weight and a pollution of our gene pool.
Nah it turns out that Bigfoot is someone’s persona who after he/she was caught on camera never wanted to come out about it. And that’s why there’s no evidence of him
The Eggplant Mage you do know that you can be high on other substances right? Like Mountain Dew, I once drunk a 2 liter of Mountain Dew and I swear I saw the Beatles and The Rolling Stones ha ring a hate orgy.
Steven Was he referring to the ghost lights phenomena (I was a paranormal enthusiast as a kid)? I do find this phenomena very interesting. If you want to know what I'm talking about, look up Brown Mountain Lights. These aren't supposed to be ghosts, they're just strange colored balls of light that appear during specific conditions. I think these lights are a natural phenomena that's never been scientifically explained yet.
if it ain't white it ain't right. Not exactly. They interviewed a scientist on their webshow, who was someone that researched Bigfoot for over a decade and wrote a book about whether he’s real or not. At first, it did seem like they found him, but it ended up being the scientist in a Bigfoot costume who only did it to create hype and help his novel sell better.
Tbf, there's a germ of truth in it: soils of tropical rainforests are thin, acidic, and generally poor for fossilization (unless you are lucky and get something like a stagnant lake or an ash bed which preserves stuff very well). Indeed, we have very few fossil remains of gorillas and chimpanzees, compared to much richer fossils of the human lineage, which is from drier regions. But of course 1) Fewer remains is still not none, 2) Bigfoot is supposed to live in temperate/cold climates, not in wet tropical ones, so this is irrelevant, and 3) A stable population of a larger-than-human-sized animal should leave plenty physical traces other than fossils. Which is probably just what the first skeptic guy answered, except they've cut his answers off in the """documentary""".
I like to think the mountain monster people are just tripping on acid in the woods while a camera crew follows them around. And that’s why crazy shit keeps happening even though they don’t find anything
"this has been the most frustrating I've been while Squatching" Bruh you hunt bigfoot, frustration and disappointment should be part of the resume lmfao.
2 cameras set up on my trailer, 3 cameras set up on a tree, 1 camera set up on another tree, 2 cameras set up in a bush, 5 cameras set up around the lake, 1 camera set up on my truck, 3 cameras set up at the river, 1 camera set up on a different tree.
"Yeah I think I see a squach other there by the tree, let's go get s better look" *team moves in "Wait s minute.. do you guys hear that......." "HI IM CHARLES STYLES FROM CHARLES STYLES MYSTERY DINERS!"
Biology undergrad here, everything the squatchers say at 10:00 is bull. Not just because that's not how fossils work, but because even if what they're saying is true and that chimpanzee fossils are rare because tropical climates don't encourage fossilization, this is the Northwest US, not exactly the jungles of Malaysia.
But earth was very warm tropic when dinos roamed the earth and we still find their fossils. So i think the bigfoot nutjob was just trying to sound smart, talk fast and just made the whole thing up. Pretty much like anti vaxers and flat earthers make their arguments
We don't even have to go that far back! We know that there was an extinct human species in Indonesia, a very hot, wet, tropical place, because of preserved bones! The fact that these charlatans can get away with these lies is infuriating.
The fact that Bigfoot is supposedly alive invalidates them further. Even if other claims were true, with Bigfoot being an "existing" creature, fossils of earlier species could have been found, but also deceased carcasses, bones, teeth or as Ralph said, even fecal matter.
Bigfoot is the world's first furry. Bigfoot is a large man that is the very first furry to ever exist on earth. He was wearing his fursuit in the woods, taking a nice stroll as his fursona. Other people spotted him, and because he was the world's first furry, nobody knew what furries were- so people assumed that he was a real animal. It spread around the news, and the world's first furry went into hiding forever, which is why "Bigfoot" couldn't be found after his first sighting. Now, it is 2018 and the furry subculture has become quite popular. Most people know what a furry is, and that is why we haven't made up any more bizarre mythical creatures that could be real, because now we rationally assume that they are furries. Bigfoot was a man in a fursuit.
@@snatchadams69 Who tf uses colons to symbolize an action? Is that like a 4Chan/Reddit thing? Last I checked anyone who ever RP's through text always uses asterisks. Like *tips fedora* would just read so unnatural as ::tips fedora:: it just doesn't signify actions as well. At least to me lol.
My favorite episode of Mountain Monsters is where they trapped a pack of Chupacabra and a Bigfoot broke them out right behind them like it was some prison breakout
I'm amazed every time you do one of these "bad ____ shows". The quality, and the way the review part is framed gets more intricate. Keep up the great work, your reviews are the greatest on youtube.
I think he was mostly using the idea of alien contact as a framing device. I don't think he was seriously proposing that alien visitation was an imminent thing.
with the sheer size of the universe alien life could exist but to say it definetely does or it's 100% sentient like humans or it's anywhere in our solar system is bullshit
I really try my best not to judge people based on their beliefs but holy SHIT do these guys make that difficult. I had to put up with one of them once for an entire weekend at my family's cabin where he insisted that literally everything we saw or heard in the woods was because of Bigfoot. Him: "You hear that howling sound??? That's what Bigfoot sounds like!" Me: "It's a coyote, they're all over the place around here." Him, who has never seen a wild animal in his life, let alone a coyote: "No, the pitch is different. It's a Bigfoot, I recognize it!" Me: **turns on spotlight to show him two coyotes in the treeline** Him: "..." Him: "They were probably howling to warn each other that there's a Bigfoot nearby."
When I was a kid we used to live directly across the street from a helipad in a rural area. The finding Bigfoot team touched down in a chopper to ask if they could use our bathroom on their way to their next shooting area. True story. Was definitely an odd part of my life. Not nearly as odd as the drag queen and midget who approached me to ask for a lighter when I was pumping gas at 3 in the morning in Bakersfield.
i often forget how good Ralph is at his job, then i see this opening and remember just how much more professional that looks than half of modern cinema
Okay guys, let us all camouflage, go to this forest at the middle of the night with enough fire power for a small army, spread out from each other and hunt this mystical creature. Remember if you spot it shoot it straight away. Nothing can go wrong.
yeah but they don;t do that becasue the show is faked, scripted and staged... in reality the moment one of those idiots thought he'd heard or seen something he would have lit up the entire Forrest...but these hillbilly rejects seem to have amazing trigger discipline and hold their fire despite being attacked, harassed and hunted by supernatural creatures... i doubt any of those guns they have are even actually loaded on screen.
-xX666Archain666Xx- mountain monsters is fucking amazing. If you want to watch a bunch of fat guys running around the woods with shotguns at night, and spending thousands of dollars to catch creatures that don't exist, it's the show for you
Holy shit I just realized my friend's dad is one of the head guys of Killing Bigfoot. My friend is shown at 18:11. The girl. I knew their dad was a big deal on some show, but I didn't realize it was a freakin bigfoot show.
7:05 - Lady sees red eyes walking along. 17:39, one of the hunters is wearing a red light on his head. I'm starting to think that every modern Bigfoot sighting is just a Bigfoot hunter seeing another Bigfoot hunter and both saying they were Bigfoot.
"Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence" That's what I kept telling my bank when I told them I had 3 million dollars last week in my savings account and now it's gone........................ so I was escorted out and now I am banned from all branches, on top of a restraining order.
I cometely disagree with you man. I drank some bourbon, shot some jet, ran naked into Boston common, and found me a Bigfoot. It were 12 foot tall, all green, and had pieces of a boat covering it like armor. Darn thing nearly crushed me.
Some say, that Bigfoot lives upon a different identity, so he hijacked a TV Station and called himself "Charles Styles" and created "Mystery Diners", so he can try Human Food.
AnAbstractPerson it all makes sense now
There is so much win in this comment. I love this.
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His dream as a child was to release drones and help Iraqi food carts.
CHARLES STYLES MYSTERY DINERS
"It was big, brown and hairy and on all fours."
Yup. That's clearly Bigfoot. Can't think of any other animal that matches that description.
The bigfoot was just pretending to be a bear. They're just that smart.
@@Dapstart Big foot created bears to confuse us. Big foot is just on an other level.
Dropbear, clearly
@@ProjectFlashlight612 oh frick they're invading
My dad?
*This is the most frustrated I've been while squatching in a long time.*
I read your comment just as they said that on the video.
I go squatching but I've never squatched a squatch.
This is the most frustrated I've been while *squanching* in a long time
I squanch my family very much.
Hey, i'm squanchin' here!
Lmao just imagine being a innocent person walking in the woods at night, and all of a sudden you’re confronted by a Bigfoot hit squad
What if thats actually how you find Bigfoot? Bigfoot protects innocent campers and hikers from his own hit squad.
That's a great mental image lmao
Sorry, but what kind of an "innocent person" walks around a fucking woods at night? That's like saying "people who wear socks and sandals and aren't pedophiles", that group of people doesn't exist :D
@@yourfriendlyneighborhoodin994 I was walking back from a night out 2 weeks back and happened to go through a small patch of woods. Naturally this area is pitch black so me and someone I'm with turn our phone lights on. Half way through this bloke is just stood there staring at us and eventually squeaked out a pretty feeble hello and I could have sworn he was following us on the way out. I don't think he was there for innocent reasons
Thankfully this shows are fake, if wasn't for that the death toll would be insane.
I bet they find Bigfoot every episode but the producers cut the footage so they don’t have to cancel the show
Bigfoot hates the show and tries to publicly expose himself (as in, expose his existence, not the other meaning of "publicly expose", how would that even make sense, he never wears clothes in the first place unless he shaves his fur I guess, but that’s besides the point) so they’ll have no show but they keep successfully covering it up to keep their "brand" going.
This is the only conspiracy theory I want to believe in
They just set their sheikah sensor to Bigfoot and find him immediately, but they really just use that to know where not to go.
LMAO
Exactly, I’m halfway through the video, so I don’t know if Ralph mentions this, but being on this show sounds like the greatest gig of all time. They get to go camping with guns, and night vision. Run around the woods with your bros. I bet that half of them don’t actually believe in Bigfoot. They just want to get payed big bucks to hang with the boys.
Sorry but you're wrong, Ralph. The other day I saw Bigfoot in my backyard. He just stood there all hairy and tall and shit. I was so scared that I yelled, "What do you want from me, monster?!"
And the monster bent down and said, "I need about tree-fitty."
Ese1Pac this comment is so underrated
judah baez it's underrated because the lockness monster is the only one who needs tree fitty
Ese1Pac GODDAMN LOCH NESS MONSTER!
That wasn't no bigfoot, didn't you see the long neck? That damn loch-ness monster took your tree-fitty!
Ese1Pac i saw biiigfoot r4p1ng my neighbour and i saw it on Finding Bigfoot season 69
"Dear heavenly father, please bless and protect us as we attempt to brutally kill one of your creations."
seems fine, he did kill the entire population that one time
+Lorde Unibrow oh yeah
+Australian Realist I was referring to the third groups of guys all standing in a prayer circle and basically saying what I originally posted. So, what point are you trying to make exactly?
Pwdr-Mi-Pinku they shouldn't believe in god. Huckleberry was naked. No god would allow that on tv
+Australian Realist I suggest you start a separate thread of comments, as what you're saying has zilch to do with the point I was making. Have a pleasant evening (or morning if you're in Australia)!
I remember one episode of Finding Bigfoot where they "found" Bigfoot and started to panic, literally shitting themselves basically and got the hell out of there. I laughed after that
literally shitting themselves basically 😂
Today we will be finding Bigfoot
*Finds Bigfoot*
Run Run Run
They know that if the thing is real it will easily tear them all to pieces without even trying
Would love to know the episode so I can see it
Which one of them had the lucky wife?
Now we just need a mystery diners episode about Bigfoot stealing food and setting up an Iraqi food cart helping people cheat on the cheesies challenge
And where Charles has to release the drone now with a tactical thermal cam
+RebelScum 117 That's too noisy as the bigfoot is out their with his own thermal camera
How to basic He also gets into a fight with Yankee Jim over him copying the torpasta recipe
Amanda Gasson I would pay good money to witness Charles meeting bigfoot and doing his introduction to this 7 foot beast.
RebelScum 117 Or trying and failing to interact with a terrible CGI one.
"I heard this blood curdling.. uh.. I can't even reproduce it."
*Show immediately reproduces the sound*
Okay
I honestly hope that your profile picture is ironic. If you are serious, then I think I’ll just go and take my own life.
Grass Whistle Edgy.
He probably made some really cringey noise and the producers were like “Nah fam, get one of those stock sound effects in there.”
What do you think “maga” means🤔
Daikon Radish+ more often than you'd think. I had an unironic hentai pic until recently.
And today we find out exactly how many people in the United States don't know that black bears stand up sometimes.
To them, they ARE doing something important. I mean, I can even say that if they somehow found some kind of Cryptid, that would be a big discovery. If they existed. Which they don't. But if they did.
If i remember correctly its a territorial thing right? They stand up when they feel threatened and don't go back to quadrupedal until they feel completely safe. If so that would make sense why so many people claim to see bigfoot, a bear senses them, goes bipedal cause it feels scared and then the person is usually a dumbass.
That certainly explains some encounters. It doesn't explain the 11 footers, the squatters, the ones with arms reaching their knees, the ones with human-like faces, 14 inch footprints, whistles, knocking, stone throwing, or like 90% of reported bigfoot encounters.
Of course they could be lying. Brushing a lot of them off "Black bears" shows a complete lack of information on these supposed encounters. You're brushing a lot of them off as bears, when actually having more information on these reports should completely throw that explanation out of the window.
That is all I am saying though. I'm not trying to make a case for why these reports are actually bigfoot encounters, just that you cannot simply brush these off as mistaken identity.
@@delta1525 The problem with that line of reasoning is that basically none of those descriptions have any actual evidence to back them up. No photos, no video, nothing. The only source for those descriptions are the people who allegedly saw them, and humans are frequently total garbage at recollecting details like that, especially when they're excited, panicked, and so on and so forth. It's not exactly rare for people to exaggerate things, both when recounting their experiences to others and when remembering it themselves. And that's not even taking account how many of these stories seem to take place at night or in other conditions that reduce visibility, which would only make accurate identification and recollection even less likely.
So...yeah, bears actually DO still fit even accounting for most of the things you describe, because with eyewitness testimony being pretty much the only existing evidence (and incredibly unreliable at that), "it was a bear, we just attributed it with extra features because it was pitch black outside and humans have trash night vision" pretty much covers it.
@@VenathTehN3RD Consistent reporting on the same features shouldn't just be chalked up to people's bad memory. If reports weren't consistent with each other, then I would agree.
I think it's more likely that most people make up their stories altogether. I think only a handful of sightings are actually mistaken identity. The rest are made up, or know they saw a bear and just replace the bear with bigfoot.
13:30 "Hogzilla" is real. They photographed its corpse and DNA tested it, and it turned out to be a crossbreed of a wild boar and a domestic pig. Of course this doesn't mean any of the other creatures are real.
That’s actually really cool
There was another cryptic proven to be real: the jackalope actually started as a myth, but turned out to be a rare mutation
See, that's cool. An animal exists that we didn't know about before, sweet. But these people practically make a religion out of it, they make it into this mythical concept instead of what it is, which is just another animal.
Cap 🧢
@@courier6960 No such thing as a jackalope. There was a rabbit specimen discovered in Smithsonian archives with something called the Shope papilloma virus that had cancerous keratin growths on its head... horns, basically. But this is from a deadly (and unfortunately, relatively common) virus that afflicts rabbits.
Myths of an rabbit with antlers do originate from ye olden times, but the idea was abandoned by scientists after ~1700. The jackalope, including the name, comes entirely from an American taxidermist selling lots of fakes as souvenirs in the 1900's.
When he points and says 'he told me to.'
I expected the camera to turn around and the producer to be stood there with a clip board.
Yes
Plot twist the producer is bigfoot
Bigfoot is like Clark Kent, puts on the glasses and just disappears into the crowd
yes 1200th like, my life is complete now😂
First date ideas:
•Squatching
•Staring at trees with a sniper
•Nothing else is a good idea
Great bonding time, if you don't get along you just leave her behind in the forest.
Good times.
Sounds good to me
I wish I could go squatching but bigfoot probably got covid-19 😔
•Releasing the drone
Imagine Bigfoot actually shows up and gets immediately turned into red mist by just a hail of gunfire
Bigfoot doesn't exist anymore, he was shot and eaten by hillbillies.
"Only one second had gone by as Micheal pivoted to bring the gun to bear on Bigfoot... Micheal fired the next shot through the top of his white-haired skull. The air seemed to be full of pink mist."
Why is this soooo funny? 😂😂😂 And then :,,Eat his Heart! He will turn you immortal!“
Or Bigfoot shows up with a Bazooka and bombs the Hell out of them...Bigshoot.
Strange wilderness
i love u for this
The two parties in America, those who want to find a bigfoot and those who want to kill a bigfoot
The duality of man
@@sneakysnake7695 he’s dead, a bunch of hillbillies killed and ate him
cool name
Who doesn't want to kill him he eats babies
I am waiting for the obvious next show, _Nuking Bigfoot._
Imagine if there was a show called "Deer Hunters" that went on for 9 seasons and they never found a deer.
Manic Velocity I saw the deer, and it produced a sound that... that I don’t even know but it was there
Manic Velocity that’s my hunting life.
This is the most frustrated I've been while Deering for a long time.
dude it's a deer
Imagine using CGI for the deer
I wish Bigfoot existed. It would be an awesome discovery. But it's 2017, if 4chan could find a fucking flag using the fucking sky I think someone would of snapped a decent pic of Bigfoot.
Dalek115 underrated comment.
Dalek115 context plz?
Shia Labeouf's HWNDU stream was moved to a hidden location to stop people dicking around on the stream, the only thing you could see on the stream was a flag that said "He will not divide us" and the sky, using the location of stars, the time of day, plane flight plans, someone tweeting a picture of Shia at their restaurant and a 4chan """"""""""agent"""""""" honking his car horn around the area they found the flag and took it down.
VAPORWEEB look up "HWNDU season 3"
A very egregious Dinosuar BreitBart...why
That's not Bigfoot- THATS THE GHOST OF YANKEE JIM
theUltimateBadass146 it's an Iraqi food cart
Y a n k e e j i m
I can feel his dark energy too. RELEASE THE DRONE.
Alex Thibodeau the drone has been released
Charles Stiles Don't lose her!
Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run, he's fuzzy, get out of here. ~ Mitch Hedberg.
That's just because bigfoot's natural habitat is anywhere outside the focal distance of the nearest camera. Anytime a bigfoot accidentally steps outside its habitat, and into a camera's focal range, it spontaneously combusts. Also, its bones vaporize. And every single strand of DNA disintergrates.
What would you do if a tiny out of focus man jumped out of your TV and ran under your fridge
Dinner @@PretzelSage
A little disappointed that you didn't say "release the drone" during the drone scene...
I used to watch Finding Bigfoot with my family because we all found it hilarious. At one point they called their drone an Aerial Surveilance System, and so from that point onward whenever they released a drone we would all yell out "RELEASE THE A.S.S. !"
RomanSPQR25 DON'T CRASH THAT DRONE.
+DiamondAxeStudios Your family sounds fucking hilarious.
Super Mutant Sam and Mas More like fucking cringe
DiamondAxeStudios Your family is weird. XD
Not gonna lie, I was a little disappointed that Mystery Diners didn't get in on this somehow.
I think bigfoot terrorising a restaurant would give Charles Stiles:Mystery Diners a legitimate reason to come around.
Charles Stiles pulls out the Wardrone to find Bigfoot
uses his twenty thousands camera's to find "Bigfoot"
A message was left in my mailbox yesterday. No envelope, no stamp, just a piece of paper, old and
worn from years of weathering. It read, to my increasing confusion,
SRENID YRETSYM SELITS SELRAHC
What could this mean?
*RELEASE THE DRONE*
*Maybe we should use drones to find Bigfoot?*
*Release The Drone.*
Dude we just put *TWO CAMERAS IN THE LEFT TREE* and *THREE CAMERAS IN THE RIGHT TREE* as well as *TEN CAMERAS IN THE WOMEN'S BATHROOM*.
Louis Mendoza *CHARLES STINES, MYSTERY DINERS*
Louis Mendoza *BITCH WHY ARE YOU CRYING?! YOU HELPED THIS SASQUATCH CHEAT ON THE CHEESY'S CHALLENGE!*
*CHARLES STILES, MYSTERY DINERS*
SamuraiFighterChick Copycat
They've never found Big Foot, because he moved to Mexico back in the 80s, he's been living here ever since.
Like my dad
@@niyaboyd3805 he keeps mentioning his new girlfriend, heather.🙁
He’s living in Cuba with Tupac and Jesus
Does he still own that dive bar in Tijuana?
True, he's my dad
Even if it is all staged, "Mountain monsters" is a ton more interesting then "finding Bigfoot"
At least it tried to be entertaining.
Troin tried? I was laughing my ass off. I might start watching that show lol
Fuck, im watching it now man. Its insane and i love it
Mountain Monsters is the funniest show on television for all the wrong reasons
Better to have something completely off the wall bullshit then to have something completely off the wall bullshit pretending to be real and serious.
Bigfoot isn't real?
That sounds like something Bigfoot would say.
Super Anto Ralph is a big foot ghost critic
@@cooldude7838 Don't forget a closeted homosexual.
What's Ralph's shoe size?
@@kirahviofficial5761 immeasurable
We used to call my Aunty big foot because she one foot bigger them the other. She used to have to buy 2 pairs of the same shoes just so she could wear the same. So say one was size 6 the other would have to be 10 or 11. She used to always bang her big foot on shit and the kids would kick her big foot when they saw her in the streets and shit. She had to move into the woods in the end as she just couldn't take the grief she was getting. She was also a big fat bitch so that's probably what people are mistaking for a giant ape. Good times.
people be like:
OOH IT'S BIGFOOT LET'S PICK THE WORST FUCKING CAMERA WE HAVE
You like jazz? Well even if you did record with high perfect quality yadayada, people will think its fake so its a loss or a loss
You like jazz? Yeah these shows are fake but I think Bigfoot is real
Yes
"Cleet had been up for 3 days drinking paint thinner, but he knows what he saw"
They found Buck in the shed, sitting there looking traumatized, and then starts describing how he got grabbed by the arm and dragged away, and told to stay in place and be silent.
I have nothing else to assume but rape.
F. A. I'm freakin telling ya that women of the woods will be the death of his character
MudCat TV yeah
Surprise butt rape!
h o n e y y o u w a n n a g o *s q u a t c h i n g* t h i s w e e k e n d ?
*S Q U A N C H I N G
It sounds too similar to Rick and Morty's SQUANCHING
hey! i was just squatching in here and you came in! thats pretty squatched up
T H E B A T H
G O R I L L A Z
Have none of these Bigfoot hunters ever heard of bears
"I woke up and heard somethin big movin around"
Sounds like a bear to me, Chief.
L. Clay Manley don’t be an idiot everyone knows bears aren’t real we’re talking BIGFOOT here buddy try to be serious
Or even a fucking deer, or if you're up north a moose.
One of these shows actually chased and shot a bear "thinking it was bigfoot".
That little ginger kid describes a bear with mange lol
Brian Weatherman are you agreeing or disagreeing with him? You comments seems to be doing both. Dumbass
"Absence of evidence is not evidence of an absence."
Yes it is. It's not *proof* of absence, but it's very strong evidence of absence.
You mean to tell me that one guy from The Boondocks was wrong?
Well, yea and no,
It’s evident that you haven’t found it and that it may not be where you are
But that doesn’t mean it’s not real.
You can’t really prove something’s not real, cause humans aren’t all-knowing or Gods.
You feel me
@@sweethysteria8737 well yea but you can reasonably assume something isn't real to a very high degree, such as bigfoot.
@@garylevine3521 That one guy who was quoting Donald Rumsfeld, who was also famously wrong?
This sounds like practicing doublethink to me😭
i like the wannabe SWAT teams approach.
"we are looking for an extremely rare animal...never recorded....and we gonna kill it immediately."
@Castro Enjoys Dairy Chicken
Lol
"I had no idea he could read people's minds. Shouldn't be a problem for you guys though." Shots fired
Maybe Charles Styles and the mystery diners should set up a ton of cameras in the woods so that he can release the drone on him.
4 cameras on the redwood, three cameras on the birch, ten cameras beneath the felled log, thirty cameras in the deer antlers, 152 cameras on random squirrels, 29,347 cameras on crawdads, and we’re sending in our undercover agent... Harry Henderson.
Forget Avengers, this is the cross over the world needs
I wish I could like this comment multiple times. Lmao
I love this comment
24:00 HE IS LITERALLY DESCRIBING A BEAR
Everything about that kid’s appearance is both tragic and comical
To be fair, when I was a kid I was certain I saw a dragon, which upon reflection later in life, was just a plane.
@@shanemccluney4399 irl South Park character
Big, hairy, stinks, doesn't talk a helluva lot ... ? ... Eh, I'm sure it's just a coincidence.
@@shanemccluney4399 shaming children yay
Big foots probably just a furry.
That's the most believable theory about bigfoot I've ever heard.
There was a whole movie based on Bigfoot being a furry
Cade Mind linking me to that one, Cade?
th-cam.com/video/Jqf8h5Uip6U/w-d-xo.html
I cant be sure but it looks like he is supposed to be trying to be a furry for his wife or something.
Cade Thank you
Charles Styles Mystery Diners
Who You Callin Pinhead wow
Bigfoot's cheating on the cheesy's challenge, that's why everyone is hunting him.
We're gonna need a drone for this one!!
¿Quién es Charles Stiles?
Stiles
I never believed in bigfoot, because he never believed in me. At my ballet recitals, I would look in the crowd and always see that one empty seat.
EDIT: why am I getting so many likes, I stole this joke
Skeltal Man (clap) bravo
FeelsBadMan
Skeltal Man Youre probably my favourite comment of the past few months
:(
Skeltal Man ;-;
Say what you will about a human's ability to track/hunt/move in the forest, but in 400+ years of hound hunting in North America there are no reports of a pack ever treeing a 'bigfoot.' You can run from hounds, but they'll find you. That means that, eventually, fighting or climbing is your only option. Hounds can tree anything that climbs from raccoons to grizzly bears. But, so far, never a 'bigfoot.'
Bonus question: Do you know why none of these jokers have any hounds with them?
A) Because they're not actually looking for anything.
B) Because you can't train a hound to pretend to track/alert on nothing.
C) Because they can't pretend 'bigfoot' is near if the hound isn't alerting.
D) All of the above.
My family and I own a Redbone hound. We don't use him for hunting (although we could easily do that) but rather for keeping other animals out of our premises (he even scared off a large male Black bear at one point when he was 10 months old!).
All that is to say, THANK YOU! I was thinking about this the whole time! If a hound gets a scent, nothing will stop them from getting to it! Why have no actual hunting hounds found bigfoots? Because they don't exist!
See an unidentifiable blob on your thermal scope which can be literally anything warmer than the ambient temperature; immediately declare it's a Sasquatch.
I'm pretty sure that what they saw was a tree lol
Seems legit
yes but see most of the "audience" of this show are brain-dead morons who have no idea what a thermal scope or thermal even is.
Beautiful
You're in a forest, what else would it be?
I've watched every episode of Mountain Monsters. l swear to christ in one episode they were at a river or something, and one of them saw something down near the water and shouted "Guys look! It looks like a kid!!" Then they ALL instantly turned around and started shooting at the water because he saw something that looked like a fucking kid.
Dysentery King this show sounds like the greatest thing ever.
+Dysentery King
It is, your gonna be laughing so hard you will barely be able to breathe. ^^
Dysentery King Do you know the intro song?
YOOOOOO, I need that episode's name now.
Dysentery King Who wouldn't do that?
Tv producer: let's make a show about bigfoot for all those idiots that believe in it.
Audience: jaja I am watching a show about some idiots that believe in bigfoot.
The circle is complete.
yo that’s finna woke
jaja? Sorry I don't speak D E S P A C I T O
oh god why I see your finna woke and raise you an "ANTSANTSANTSANTSANTSANTSANTS"
Lmao
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Mountain Monsters is actually genius... It's a weird combination of setting elaborate traps and re-establishing a modern folklore for the American wilderness.. Props to those guys.
Prototype run of Old Gods of Appalachia
Well, you just sold it to me.
I mean, I know I'm a fucking hundred years late to the party on this one, but I've got a real soft spot for that kind of concept. Like, I don't even really step a single foot into sceptic territory, but, I LOVE a (usually bad) paranormal investigations show that incorporates and explores the local stories, legends and folklore.
Also, it can be pretty hilarious lol
and it's entertaining too, seeing a bunch of old folks acting like fools in the wilderness and shit, like sure they're tryna hunt local folklore creatures, but sure you'd just laugh at the stupidity.
@@zubrhero5270it gets wild, like Billiam said in his videos it’s basically a D&D larp session. There are entire arcs, recurring monster villains, an evil team of monster hunters that works against these guys, they lean in and just have fun.
Everything the witnesses say essentially describes a bear
indeed
haha this guy thinks "bears" are real, wtf
Lock South Bears don’t exist lmao, those are a myth made up by the government
How the hell did finding bigfoot last for 100 episodes with absolutely no finding of bigfoot? It’s 100 episodes of guys walking around in the woods and talking to people
You just described lotr
Digital Morph keep in mind that show has like 13 seasons, but Escape To Chimp Eden, an Animal Planet show about apes that actually exist, only lasted 2 seasons! Just let that sink in. It shows how unintelligent humans can be!
@@dmichael7144 Chimp Eden fucking ruled and now I'm sad.
Yep
And bigfoot believers watched all 100 episodes 😊
That just proves that those people have nothing better to do and are braindead
@@pauliravioli7580 the point still stands...rather than watch a real show about real animals and their sociology/actions on a channel called the "Animal planet"
people would rather watch a terrible scripted hunk of dog shit like this crap, becasue it's "entertaining" or becasue they believe it
both options show them to be morons who show why only 1/4 of our species is actually worth something and the rest are nothing more than moronic mouth breathers that are serious dead weight and a pollution of our gene pool.
Let’s be honest, Big Foot is just a lost Furry that wanted to get to a convention but got lost and is now wondering the woods nonstop.
The zipper on the fursuit is stuck. It all makes sense
Nah it turns out that Bigfoot is someone’s persona who after he/she was caught on camera never wanted to come out about it. And that’s why there’s no evidence of him
Bigfoot was Furry patient zero
Yiff in hell bigfoot.
@@AshetheticsThe start of it all, the downfall of man.
Coming back to this video reminded me of why Ralph used to be my favorite youtuber.
He had so much energy and personality back in the day.
People grow older, they change
"I've seen blue orbs along with bigfoots"
YOU'RE HIGH
that's not how weed works
The Eggplant Mage you do know that you can be high on other substances right? Like Mountain Dew, I once drunk a 2 liter of Mountain Dew and I swear I saw the Beatles and The Rolling Stones ha ring a hate orgy.
Steven big feet
Blue orbs are real apparently.
Steven Was he referring to the ghost lights phenomena (I was a paranormal enthusiast as a kid)? I do find this phenomena very interesting. If you want to know what I'm talking about, look up Brown Mountain Lights. These aren't supposed to be ghosts, they're just strange colored balls of light that appear during specific conditions. I think these lights are a natural phenomena that's never been scientifically explained yet.
I remember when iCarly dedicated an entire episode to finding Bigfoot.
I remember when Bigfoot straight just pulled grand theft auto on them.
if it ain't white it ain't right.
Not exactly. They interviewed a scientist on their webshow, who was someone that researched Bigfoot for over a decade and wrote a book about whether he’s real or not. At first, it did seem like they found him, but it ended up being the scientist in a Bigfoot costume who only did it to create hype and help his novel sell better.
Max McDougall Yeah, the real Bigfoot did steal their RV. It’s just that Carly and the gang never FOUND the actual Bigfoot.
And spencer had water in his ear
Yes
Dude mountain monsters is unintentionally the greatest show on television, it's entertaining as hell
The Seal Rebellion r
The Seal Rebellion kkk
It's a show about four old fat men shooting guns and falling over in the woods. How is that NOT the funniest thing on television?
its fucking stupid and only the retarded enjoy it.
You forgot that they are probably drunken all the time. But yeah the it is one of the funniest show on of television
The guy in the Bigfoot show: tropical creatures don't leave fossils
Fossils of all dinosaurs living in the tropics: guess we don't exist
Funny thing is he does look like those people thag deny evolution and say dinosaurs are fake and were created to test our faith in god.
He speaks with the same level of child-like fanaticism
Also since when is Bigfoot a tropical creature? And if it is why are these dumb asses looking for it in North American?
Also they spend all their time searching in temperate forests, the pacific northwest is apparently tropical to these guys.
Tbf, there's a germ of truth in it: soils of tropical rainforests are thin, acidic, and generally poor for fossilization (unless you are lucky and get something like a stagnant lake or an ash bed which preserves stuff very well). Indeed, we have very few fossil remains of gorillas and chimpanzees, compared to much richer fossils of the human lineage, which is from drier regions. But of course 1) Fewer remains is still not none, 2) Bigfoot is supposed to live in temperate/cold climates, not in wet tropical ones, so this is irrelevant, and 3) A stable population of a larger-than-human-sized animal should leave plenty physical traces other than fossils. Which is probably just what the first skeptic guy answered, except they've cut his answers off in the """documentary""".
Mountain Monsters looks so ridiculously bonkers it could be genuinely entertaining.
its unironically great, they go from searching for a bigfoot to getting involved with the mob trying to kill it for some fucking reason
Me and my brother watched the show for 6 hours straight because we had nothing better to do
If anyone's wondering, the song Ralph used for his intro is called Persons and Machinery by unkle.
Thank u
Thanks :3
Glad there are people like u
you make the world not terrible
thanks
Thanks!
I think there's a Squatch in my diner I'm going to need my friend "CHARLES STYLES MYSTERY DINERS HOW ARE YOU"
Finding my Niche sas squantch
I like to think the mountain monster people are just tripping on acid in the woods while a camera crew follows them around. And that’s why crazy shit keeps happening even though they don’t find anything
Bigfoot's real I saw a picture on Wiki Answers once.
*yahoo answers. Even more sad.
J Grandmaster wow
Wow that's totally believable
I know boys from girls cuz I saw a penis on Yahoo Answers this morning.
Was it a Wiki Answers on "How to approach Mike Stoklasa"?
That's not bigfoot, thats a TWO LITER OF MOUNTAIN DEAWR
If being drunk in the Boston Commons counts as Bigfoot hunting then I am a professional Bigfoot hunter
"this has been the most frustrating I've been while Squatching"
Bruh you hunt bigfoot, frustration and disappointment should be part of the resume lmfao.
Charles stiles better have a big foot episode.
Charles Stiles Bigfoot Hunter
2 cameras set up on my trailer, 3 cameras set up on a tree, 1 camera set up on another tree, 2 cameras set up in a bush, 5 cameras set up around the lake, 1 camera set up on my truck, 3 cameras set up at the river, 1 camera set up on a different tree.
Don't forget the drone
Bigfoot was stealing food to make a Iranian food cart that has 4 cameras on the wheels.
*Charles Stiles mystery diners*
"Yeah I think I see a squach other there by the tree, let's go get s better look"
*team moves in
"Wait s minute.. do you guys hear that......."
"HI IM CHARLES STYLES FROM CHARLES STYLES MYSTERY DINERS!"
Tye Bragg "WHAT'S GOING ON?!"
Tye Bragg 'did you guys cheat on the cheesies challange!'
'relealse the drone!'
Tye Bragg AHAHAHAHA
*20 CAMERAS HAVE BEEN SET UP BY THE TREE*
5 CAMERAS HAVE BEEN SET UP ON THE SQUATCH
They should call these shows: "Some people entering the woods."
Ah'm nawt intuh this hocus-pocus bowlsh**!
Biology undergrad here, everything the squatchers say at 10:00 is bull. Not just because that's not how fossils work, but because even if what they're saying is true and that chimpanzee fossils are rare because tropical climates don't encourage fossilization, this is the Northwest US, not exactly the jungles of Malaysia.
But earth was very warm tropic when dinos roamed the earth and we still find their fossils. So i think the bigfoot nutjob was just trying to sound smart, talk fast and just made the whole thing up. Pretty much like anti vaxers and flat earthers make their arguments
We don't even have to go that far back! We know that there was an extinct human species in Indonesia, a very hot, wet, tropical place, because of preserved bones! The fact that these charlatans can get away with these lies is infuriating.
@@matthewpicchu8232 that is true👍
The fact that Bigfoot is supposedly alive invalidates them further. Even if other claims were true, with Bigfoot being an "existing" creature, fossils of earlier species could have been found, but also deceased carcasses, bones, teeth or as Ralph said, even fecal matter.
im too stupid to understand you guys
Big foot couldn’t melt bucks brain for 2 reasons
1: Bigfoot isn’t real
2: if Bigfoot is real there’s nothing for Bigfoot to melt
Bigfoot can't melt steel beams.
You leave buck alone! He’s a big ol teddy bear!
That must've hurt
Buck's brain really got melted by his family lines inherited generations of syphilis and inbreeding.
_I'm Charles Styles and this is Mystery Squatchers._
_hehe_
Robbie Rotten Dangit!
Bigfoot is the world's first furry.
Bigfoot is a large man that is the very first furry to ever exist on earth. He was wearing his fursuit in the woods, taking a nice stroll as his fursona. Other people spotted him, and because he was the world's first furry, nobody knew what furries were- so people assumed that he was a real animal. It spread around the news, and the world's first furry went into hiding forever, which is why "Bigfoot" couldn't be found after his first sighting.
Now, it is 2018 and the furry subculture has become quite popular. Most people know what a furry is, and that is why we haven't made up any more bizarre mythical creatures that could be real, because now we rationally assume that they are furries.
Bigfoot was a man in a fursuit.
Shut the fuck up.
@@JohnDoe-wb6vl lol
John Doe plz dnt hak my roblox account
Gg
This explains everything!
I lost count of how many times I've watched this...
I use Ralph’s videos to go to sleep regularly and this is one of my favs
@@misteryA555 Me too, because it has a doc feel, also the music he uses is soothing.
"How do you know Bigfoot likes honeysuckles?"
We have some growing in our back yard and they smell AMAZING. I wouldn't blame him if he liked em
Honeysuckle are awesome.
@@A_Fenland_Demon
::knocks hat off:: shut up nerd!
They taste good too!
@@snatchadams69 isn't it an asterisk
@@snatchadams69 Who tf uses colons to symbolize an action? Is that like a 4Chan/Reddit thing? Last I checked anyone who ever RP's through text always uses asterisks. Like *tips fedora* would just read so unnatural as ::tips fedora:: it just doesn't signify actions as well. At least to me lol.
Sasquatches are extinct, I know because I watched John Marston kill them all.
The 13th Doctor I MADE John Marston kill them all
They ate babies, it was their fault
They eat berries
ITSCHOCOTACO they eat berries
The 13th Doctor Ha!
Bigfoot is real. He’s smart too. He moved deep into the last place these people are going to look. 565 Park ave apt 2057, New York City.
aww man... this is funny
Way to doxx Bigfoot
I dont get it
Did you just doxx Ralph?
@@b3nl555 The apartments at that address are $11,500 a month. I dont wanna make any presumptions, but that might be more than a youtuber can swing for
Maybe the real Bigfoot were the friends we made along the way.
"IM NOT INTO THIS HOCUS POCUS BULLSHIT!"
I love the cinematic shots at the beginning of this video, they're pretty cool. I'm new to this channel, loving it so far.
Welcome to the wild ride that is ralphthemoviemaker.
--
CHARLES STILES MYSTERY DINERS
I would love to see Charles Stiles hunting bigfoot.
Nitfluad _Charles Stiles, Bigfoot Hunters_
Miya three cameras have been set up in the tent
Nitfluad Or Zach Snyder direct a Bigfoot movie
RELEASE THE DRONE!!!!
- Charles Styles, Mystery Diners
Nitfluad Charles Stiles, Mystery Squatchers!
My favorite episode of Mountain Monsters is where they trapped a pack of Chupacabra and a Bigfoot broke them out right behind them like it was some prison breakout
Hey James
@@youngsmitty347 You came back to revisit this classic as well?
@@TheGunslinger44 Doing a marathon on the drive home. On Liftetime rj
Hey James
@@youngsmitty347 Hey Logan
I'm amazed every time you do one of these "bad ____ shows". The quality, and the way the review part is framed gets more intricate.
Keep up the great work, your reviews are the greatest on youtube.
Also, you live in Boston? Kickass! Maybe I'll see you at a con or something.
you just haven't found mine yet.
Ralph- "Ghost aren't real"
Ralph- "Bigfoot is not real"
Ralph- "When Aliens come down to earth"
That's literally the only one out of the three that's possible
I think he was mostly using the idea of alien contact as a framing device. I don't think he was seriously proposing that alien visitation was an imminent thing.
with the sheer size of the universe alien life could exist but to say it definetely does or it's 100% sentient like humans or it's anywhere in our solar system is bullshit
@@siangchengpang772 bigfoot could just be some kind of monkey man thing that hides
bigfoot is some furry’s fursona. they’re too embarrassed to come out about it now that bigfoot is a huge thing.
I’d honestly be more impressed if Bigfoot was the world’s oldest and best aging furry instead of an ape monster.
Apes arent really that popular in the furry fandom. Too humanlike.
Was playing Team Fortress 2 once and someone was playing an entire episode of Mountain Monsters over their mic and it was the funniest shit ever
Why would anyone want to kill Bigfoot? He just wants a drink of 2 liter Mountain Dew!
Panda pilot Poor guy ate hot chili.
I really try my best not to judge people based on their beliefs but holy SHIT do these guys make that difficult. I had to put up with one of them once for an entire weekend at my family's cabin where he insisted that literally everything we saw or heard in the woods was because of Bigfoot.
Him: "You hear that howling sound??? That's what Bigfoot sounds like!"
Me: "It's a coyote, they're all over the place around here."
Him, who has never seen a wild animal in his life, let alone a coyote: "No, the pitch is different. It's a Bigfoot, I recognize it!"
Me: **turns on spotlight to show him two coyotes in the treeline**
Him: "..."
Him: "They were probably howling to warn each other that there's a Bigfoot nearby."
It's perfectly fine to judge people on their beliefs if their beliefs are demonstrably stupid/harmful.
Dedfaction ...Is a flying spaghetti monster stupid?
I'm screaming
zest1513 love that, good one
VïVï Jœstar I am southern but I won’t dispute that at all because the education system down here is absolute dogshit.
When I was a kid we used to live directly across the street from a helipad in a rural area. The finding Bigfoot team touched down in a chopper to ask if they could use our bathroom on their way to their next shooting area. True story. Was definitely an odd part of my life. Not nearly as odd as the drag queen and midget who approached me to ask for a lighter when I was pumping gas at 3 in the morning in Bakersfield.
julianthegreat111 I mean, that last one is on you. That's what you get for being in Bakersfield.
Just another day in Bakersfield.
julianthegreat111 Only in Bakersfield
Haha what a story, Mark!
julianthegreat111 as a person that lives in Bakersfield I have to say this is the type of shit you’d see in Bakersfield
i often forget how good Ralph is at his job, then i see this opening and remember just how much more professional that looks than half of modern cinema
That second show with the bearded hillbillies actually looked pretty entertaining.
Drcrumbs Which one?
Drcrumbs it's one of the best comedy shows on TV
Nathaniel A. Mountain Monsters
The Darkness Flame Thanks
Drcrumbs It is, I laugh every fucking time I watch it because of the ridiculous shit they come up with.
Okay guys, let us all camouflage, go to this forest at the middle of the night with enough fire power for a small army, spread out from each other and hunt this mystical creature. Remember if you spot it shoot it straight away. Nothing can go wrong.
Luis 77 solid plan
Who needs night vision, anyway?
yeah but they don;t do that becasue the show is faked, scripted and staged...
in reality the moment one of those idiots thought he'd heard or seen something he would have lit up the entire Forrest...but these hillbilly rejects seem to have amazing trigger discipline and hold their fire despite being attacked, harassed and hunted by supernatural creatures...
i doubt any of those guns they have are even actually loaded on screen.
Sounds like a prefect way to get shot
Remember to pray beforehand cos guns&Jesus, ya know...
A squatch'?
That's *the ghost of yankee Jim*
I sense his energy
Always figured some crazy hillbilly would have shot it by now. Or spotted it from space.
@@lilylopnco thats more likely
There are hillbillys in space now?
@@choc113spacebillies is a great idea for a show
If Mountain Monsters isn't mentioned in this video I'm going to steal all your spoons, Ralph.
Ok your spoons are safe this time
Gastrodong Ok
Never heard of it before this video, but it's now my favorite thing ever.
*crazy yelling of a few old hillibillies stumbling through the forest, followed by random gunshots*
Sherlock Smuug yup, that pretty much sums it up
100 cameras has been set up in the woods.
15 cameras set up by the creek.
13 cameras by the pines.
19 cameras has been set up in the trees.
20 cameras have been set up on Bigfoot
37 cameras set up on the old birch by Style's place.
honestly, I want to check out Mountain Monsters, because that show seems hilarious as fuck.
That show looked fucking amazing and I'm kicking myself for not knowing how great it is before now
-xX666Archain666Xx- mountain monsters is fucking amazing. If you want to watch a bunch of fat guys running around the woods with shotguns at night, and spending thousands of dollars to catch creatures that don't exist, it's the show for you
Anybody else think of Achievement Hunter during the Mountain Monsters part.
MasterMoustachio yes bro
I want the show to be an hour's worth of Hillbillies who each chugged a gallon of acid from a milk jug.
They found out the mating call because they thought they heard bigfoot but it was actually Buck screaming because he saw a werewolf
Source?
"This is the most frustrated I've been while squatching in a long time."
Holy shit I just realized my friend's dad is one of the head guys of Killing Bigfoot. My friend is shown at 18:11. The girl. I knew their dad was a big deal on some show, but I didn't realize it was a freakin bigfoot show.
There she is again at 18:56 (some time later, though. She's bigger now)
Floops Schanoops I don't think I'd specify that I was on a Z-list Bigfoot show either. Just say you're on TV, sounds much cooler.
Loruxz25 Doesn't matter to me. They're rolling in money lol. (or so it seems)
7:05 - Lady sees red eyes walking along. 17:39, one of the hunters is wearing a red light on his head. I'm starting to think that every modern Bigfoot sighting is just a Bigfoot hunter seeing another Bigfoot hunter and both saying they were Bigfoot.
"Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence" That's what I kept telling my bank when I told them I had 3 million dollars last week in my savings account and now it's gone........................ so I was escorted out and now I am banned from all branches, on top of a restraining order.
"I am supposed to be a role model for an entire generation."
- Ralph Sepe, 2017
A few bears try walking around on their hind legs and everybody loses their minds.
I cometely disagree with you man. I drank some bourbon, shot some jet, ran naked into Boston common, and found me a Bigfoot. It were 12 foot tall, all green, and had pieces of a boat covering it like armor. Darn thing nearly crushed me.
campbellsoup93 isn’t that swan from fallout 4
The Danger woosh
Spooks McGooks i know he’s joking i’m just playing the role of the guy that gets “woooshed”
The Danger You’re the swan from fallout!
campbellsoup93 You ever killed a Deathclaw with a tire iron before? *Let me tell you somethin' 'bout 'Nam*