My favourite episode of ‘Mystery Diners’ is the one where an employee is taking live lobsters from the lobster tank and freeing them in the ocean. The climax is Charles and some people chasing this man holding a live lobster across a beach. Truly the pinnacle of modern television.
This became a running joke with my friends and I. Every time we would see each other we would say "Charles Stiles mystery diners". This went on for probably 2 months. I went to work one day after the 2 months and I was meeting the new CFO of the company I work at and I accidentally introduced myself "Charles Stiles mystery diners". This was the most horrific moment I've had in my professional career. Ralph, I blame this on you.
Not sure if you mean that you r company has been getting a new owner of if you were applying for a new job but in the case of the last one I would hire you before anyone else could apply
The only time I've ever wanted to go to Iraq was when I found out just now that they just have foot carts on the street selling Iraqi food. Middle Eastern food is amazing. Basically everything from the Mediterranean to the Middle East to Persia to India is fucking delicious. I'd stab a guy for some fucking shwarma or a falaffel and fried cauliflower pita sandwich right now. I've been making vodka cocktails with everclear instead, yes.
The Avengers go back in time to get the infinity stones so that they can undo the decimation that was caused by John Gotti, played by John Travolta. Now, it was supposed to be an easy grab, but it ain't no easy grab, cause they got T. So the Avengers bring Bruce Willis from the past into the future so they can figure out where John Travolta has T.
In an alternate reality, Destiny hits Ralph up, laughs at his jokes, and they end up getting married. Ralph and Charles are now family and a Mystery Diners reboot is launched with Ralph directing the show.
do you think if they cloned Charles Stiles and introduced Charles Stiles to Charles Stiles that they would get stuck in an infinite loop of saying "Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners"?
Ever seen the episode where a militant vegan employee steals the live lobsters, and after he's caught and fired, they show the police running after him when he attempts to free the lobsters back in the ocean? Boy, that sure was... it sure was.
I recently saw a clip of it--the police don't chase the dude, but Charles and a couple others do, which is even more hilarious. Anyway, I think it's s11 e9, Lobster Looting.
Well Charles, people have been coming out of the women’s restroom with an item very similar to our delicious, mouth watering tostitos naked crunchy wrap, and we don’t know how people are getting them. Our food supplies are lower than I expected and I suspect someone might be doing something in there, but I just don’t know who could be and how!
I saw someone online come up with a pitch for a Reality Show. Watching the process of people trying to edit 40+ hours of footage to fit an episode of a random reality show.
"I just cant believe hes gone" "Well, I just know Charles will honor their life with the eulogy." "Hi, Charles, Mystery Diners. This funeral is pretty sad, and not in a good way, so I put TWO cameras in the coffin, FOUR cameras in the bathro-"
To be fair, considering the rest of shit that sends you to hell in their mythology, that would probably qualify to be honest I mean a baby saving fireman that isn't part of the cult goes to hell, a pedo priest is a shoe-in because he donates, confesses and is part of the club haha Hell it even says not to eat shellfish, and stone your daughter if she misbehaves He's the ramblings of ancient hobos Cheating on Cheesys challenge is almost as bad as opening a rival food cart, and in that case their god would be even more pissed since theyre Islamic, and call him a different name but otherwise have the same religion haha
You own an Iraqi restaurant in Oregon. Some employees want to make a food cart for the business but you decline. Suddenly an Iraqi food cart opens up down the street and you start losing food 🤔🤔🤔🤔
Honestly, the one episode that really upset me was the episode where the guy was about to fire his mother for donating 200 burgers to a homeless shelter once a month, and She paid for them out of her own checks. Made me hate the show that much more.
I thought the mother was donating the burgers to a church for a picnic or something? Unless this is from an episode I didn't see. Even so, probably could've asked what she was doing with the burgs rather than just automatically assume it was stealing.
"I've received multiple complaints that someone hasn't been flushing the toilets in the restrooms" "Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners" "20 cameras have been placed in the restrooms"
We have noticed a frightening number of customers leaving the restaurant without pushing in their chairs. It's very suspicious and could cause future problems.
A lot of restaurants featured on this show and similar ones closed because it turns out the real issue was bad management. In reality, if Cheesies was losing money, it's not because of the contest, it's because of other issues.
“Hey, Charles.” “Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners.” “I know who you are, Charlie, we’ve been best friends for years.” “I’m from a little company called Mystery Diners, ever heard of it?” “You were the best man at my wedding.” “DANGIT!” “Why do you do this to me, Charlie? You need serious help.”
@@konankid2340 part of the reason South Park is so good is because it has the guts to go after lots of stupid stuff in real life that nobody else will but you can have your opinion
Fans: this show isn't fak- Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners: Danny, upload the restraunt's data to the Mystery Diners computer, then disable the restraunt's security with an EMP-equipped military drone with machine guns
Do you think Charles Stiles' daughter refuses to go on dates with people because she knows her dad has every restaurant in town with cameras and microphones?
Isahi Magdaleno God I had a math teacher exactly like that. Primary coloured button ups with suspenders and black pants + the ever unfunny "the math that don't kill you makes you stronger".
If I made Mystery Diners, I would turn it into a full parody of Mystery stories. Like, give the people really insane, over the top motives. "Why'd you steal my food and sell it in a food stand across the street?" "BECAUSE YOU KILLED MY FATHER, YOU SON OF A BITCH!"
And aparently someone is "stealing" the recipe and selling it to other restaurants like 1. it's not a super basic idea and 2. like it would be popular enough for that.
So I was on vacation with my family, and one night we decided to see what was on TV. I checked the Food Network and Mystery Diners was on, so naturally I went "Hey, you gotta see this, it's the dumbest thing ever." BUT I UNDERESTIMATED THE SHOW'S DUMBNESS. The episode premise was that some workers were taking customers to the attic of a restaurant and making it seem like it was haunted with ghosts or whatever. Standard Mystery Diners stuff, right? WRONG. COMPLETELY WRONG. They brought in some lady who claimed to be a psychic medium or whatever and she went "there's the spirits of two girls who were murdered here and they don't like the workers bringing people into the attic." So the subplot of the episode became laying the spirits of the two girls to rest or whatever, and Charles Stiles was just like "Yep, that's what we gotta do, nothing weird about that, I'm Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners." So it's just assumed that ghosts are real and the attic is actually haunted, but the workers are still doing whatever up there and they get fired. BUT IT GETS BETTER. At the end there's an epilogue where you expect the narrator to go "Bill Blankins has been doing great ever since Charles Stiles set up fifty cameras in his restaurant," but instead he goes "unfortunately, the ghosts kept doing stuff and it drove customers away, causing Bill to have to relocate." My family was shocked that this was on the Food Network. I was too. EDIT: The episode is S5E10, "Paranormal Activities." As far as I can tell it was the only episode to feature a paranormal element. Release the drone.
I remember Mystery Diners almost did an episode at this coffee place by where I live, it’s called “Ron’s Coffee”. They cancelled it because the owner got arrested for child pornography :/
3 cameras for the Elven-kings under the sky 7 for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone 9 for Iraqi carts, doomed to die, 1 for the Charles Styles on his dark throne.
"Charles Stiles? A label created by the restaurant owners to give voice to their destruction. In the end, what they choose to call us is irrelevant. We simply are."
"Hi, Charles!" "...Charles Stiles, Mystery Diner?...." "Idk, are you?" "Am I?" "..........ok, so someone cheated on our Cheesey Challenge and..." "CHEATED ON THE CHEESEY CHALLENGE!?!!?!? CHEATED ON THE CHEESEY CHALLENGE!?!?"
Anyone else notice how it’s always two people who are guilty? Like, every time there’s two people working together, excluding the magician. The formula for this show is ridiculously consistent
Whenever I’m having a bad day, traveling somewhere, or just am bored, I watch this. I’ve been watching it since it was released. I was in high school and now I’m graduating college soon. This video has been with me through it all
If destiny is single I imagine its because she knows her father has cameras every where. Destiny - "lets have sex". BF - "ok". Charles - "release the drones!"
13:53 This scene popped up in my mind while I was at my miserable job last night - I had to choke back my own laugh so hard. How is this still so hilarious after 5 years!?
Afterwards, I would recommend escaping to a small Irish county and live out the rest of your life as a cow. Those Iraqi food trucks are part of some of the most lethal Hitman groups in modern history.
The seven deadly sins 1: cheating on the cheesy’s challenge. 2: setting up an Iraqi food cart outside of an Iraqi restaurant 3: steal 2 dollars from the pianist as a magician 4: reading dumb stuff for poetry night 5: releasing the drone! 6: getting Charles to “fix” your restaurant 7: watching mystery diners
Cameron Sandoval honestly tho I instantly subscribed this guy seems like an actual passionate creator which is rare nowadays on this site (only based off this video, but I'm sure I won't be dissapointed on this binge I'm about to go on)
This isn't kitchen nightmares. This is clearly just a shill program for these restaurants. They always critique an "outside influence" for the restaurant's problems. They rarely criticize the restaurant's servers, menus, or managers.
Kate Noswatudidthere on the first day of chriiistmaaas my true love have to meeee One camera on the kitchen Two cameras in the storage room Five cameras in the lounge Thirteen cameras in the main eating room Seven cameras in the basement Two cameras in the attic
There are too feasible scenarios here: 1) Ralph bought a pair of hand-cuffs for the specific purpose of making this joke in the video 2) Ralph is a kinky, kinky man
Iraqi food cart: "Oh? You're approaching me" Charles Stiles, Myster Diners: "Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners. I can't set up any cameras without coming any closer"
Baby Charles: Ch-...ch-... Mom: Oh my god! Honey! He's about to utter his first word! I have to write this down! Baby Charles: Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners.
@top 10 anime accounts It's not. He has the chatlogs and all the chatlogs and convictions not featured on the show are on perverted-justice.com. They are still catching people and, on the show, almost every predator was convicted and are on the national sex offender registry except a few like genericwhitemale and bayjones and the ones who died.
10:49 is such a great meta moment. The dude literally says how absurd it is that the restaurant hired a “D list Sherlock Holmes” (he’s not wrong) to rig a trivia night.
For some reason i thought you meant real as in it existed and felt so insulted until I realized there are actually people who would think this was real
Cheer Whiner the point is that the show is so dumb and see-through that it would be a shock if a grown adult couldn’t gauge the fact that this was all lies and genuinely believed in the crappy acting and outlandish scenarios. Don’t compare Charles Stiles Mystery Fucking Diner to the art of theatre.
Pokey Oat It’s a way to tell a story... there are many ways to tell a story... which one meets your approval? Movies? Books? Theater? 🤔 The bottom line is... it’s a fun show to watch.
I only now just realized that the "mystery diners" are referring to the people Charles sends in to eat at these restaurants and not the restaurants themselves
When I was little I got into a huge argument with my father because he called this show fake and I ejected it was real. Now when I think of how fake this show is I get embarrassed that I was stupid enough to think it was real!
Release the Drone!
review breaking bad.
Dang it!
+Jason Solis he did
nice Hodor reference
Nah
"Hey Charles, how are you?" "Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners" It's like an Oblivion conversation
haha if I bring up his age it is a funny insult
Sputnik it’s fucking Bill Vance, Vance Refrigeration.
Nicholas Brown that joke is as old as your grade in elementary school.
Landon Frank yes.
@Joseph Ellis
But that drone didnt look so stable, im sure it wasnt ok
70% of the budget went to 3d mapping every single restraunt
Charles Stiles has some syshconcerns about that statistic.
Lol that's fucking hilarious
It’s so fucking extra
Another 20% on all the camera installation
1% Went to the acting
My favourite episode of ‘Mystery Diners’ is the one where an employee is taking live lobsters from the lobster tank and freeing them in the ocean. The climax is Charles and some people chasing this man holding a live lobster across a beach. Truly the pinnacle of modern television.
That sounds amazing
Name of episode please
Freeing captive animals is terrorism so that's actually legit that dude was probably al queada
@@quantumblauthor7300 It's called 'Lobster Looting.'
Ahh yes I remember that sh*t show of an episode
I pass by Cheesies every day on my way to work and I always feel like I’m passing a sacred location
Do they still do the challenge?
You are!
You better not cheat in cheesy's challenge
@@SnepperStepTVcheating on the Cheesies Challenge gets you a death sentence according to the US constitution
@@IAmCipeRamo😂😂😂😂
"I didn't tell you to setup five cameras in the ladies restroom"
"You didn't have to"
Only five? Must have been a slow day for Mystery Diners.
“I also installed 9 cameras in the men’s bathroom as well. Was able to get a urethral POV shot set up!”
This became a running joke with my friends and I. Every time we would see each other we would say "Charles Stiles mystery diners". This went on for probably 2 months. I went to work one day after the 2 months and I was meeting the new CFO of the company I work at and I accidentally introduced myself "Charles Stiles mystery diners". This was the most horrific moment I've had in my professional career. Ralph, I blame this on you.
I want to honor you for doing that.
Not sure if you mean that you r company has been getting a new owner of if you were applying for a new job but in the case of the last one I would hire you before anyone else could apply
YOU CHEATED AT THE CHEESY'S CHALLENGE.
I wish viewers had the choice to love comments, because this comment definitley deserves it.
gordyvision same but with me and my dad.
I don't even think there are Iraqi food carts in Iraq.
Payton Tate you should make more smexuals
Payton Tate we actually have them, thank you very much
Oh, learn something new every day.
do you have whatever country youre from food carts in your country
The only time I've ever wanted to go to Iraq was when I found out just now that they just have foot carts on the street selling Iraqi food. Middle Eastern food is amazing. Basically everything from the Mediterranean to the Middle East to Persia to India is fucking delicious.
I'd stab a guy for some fucking shwarma or a falaffel and fried cauliflower pita sandwich right now. I've been making vodka cocktails with everclear instead, yes.
"Sarah why are you crying"
*pans to girl who is clearly not crying*
All the fake tears budget got used for extra cameras
@@shinyagumon7015 and the drone
"Sarah why are you crying?"
Sarah: 😐
@@zombifiedpariah7392 🗿
@@anperson7303 Lol yup even better 😂
I watch this every month
Why?
Why?
Did you watch it this month?
Why?
I watch it every day
"Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners"
"Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration"
falx94 good one! 😉
hank hill, propane and propane accessories
Awesome!
I respect you sir
"Art Vandelay, Vandelay Industries"
i swear i end up rewatching this vid every 6 months or so when i can’t find any good new content
me too
As do i
I as well
Glad I'm not the only one that keeps rewatching this for absolutely no reason
Me too
9 circles of hell
1. Limbo
2. Lust
3. Gluttony
4. Greed
5. Wrath
6. Heresy
7. Violence
8. Fraud
9. Cheating on the Cheesy’s challenge
You forgot Charles Stiles.
"I am inevitable"
"And I... am... Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners"
Kimba lmao
The Avengers go back in time to get the infinity stones so that they can undo the decimation that was caused by John Gotti, played by John Travolta. Now, it was supposed to be an easy grab, but it ain't no easy grab, cause they got T. So the Avengers bring Bruce Willis from the past into the future so they can figure out where John Travolta has T.
😂😂
‘Release the drone!’
‘But sire our mystery diners’
‘Just do it!!!’
Ah yes kimba the white lion from the lion king
*TWENTY THREE CAMERAS HAVE BEEN SET UP IN THE GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH*
There are over 9,000 cameras, and they're all recording children.
LMAO +TheMrMojoRisin67
10 cameras have been set up in the toilet.
*DEADASS?*
I was laughing so hard I couldn't keep my mouse straight to like the comment!!
Cheating on the cheesy’s challenge is the only unforgivable sin.
Set up a camera in the sinner's asshole
@@siangchengpang772 release the drone instead
Punishable by death.
I'd disown anyone who cheats in the Cheesy's Challenge.
Doctorispie Or a lego set that has missing pieces.
In an alternate reality, Destiny hits Ralph up, laughs at his jokes, and they end up getting married. Ralph and Charles are now family and a Mystery Diners reboot is launched with Ralph directing the show.
I wish it actually happened
That is the world I want to live in.
Ralph Sepe: Into the Wattpadverse
Do you think Charles would introduce himself as "Charles Stiles, father-in-law"?
do you think if they cloned Charles Stiles and introduced Charles Stiles to Charles Stiles that they would get stuck in an infinite loop of saying "Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners"?
if that did happen it would end all life as we know it and all that would be left in black bold text is CHARLES STILES MYSTERY DINNERS
Queen Eaddy along with a grilled cheese sandwich.....
Harry Buttwhisker and a bit of dang it mixed in
To stop that loop,someone must r E L E A S E T H E D R O N E
Harry Buttwhisker i think this happen every morning when he look himself at the mirror
The man who called Charles Stiles a D-list Sherlock Holmes owns my heart and soul
Damn, do you need help getting ownership of those back?
@Johnny Eyeball AHAHAHAHAHA
They took T
@@aarondavis8943 it was supposed to be a simple drop
That is SUCH a good burn, I pray I can use it someday
Ever seen the episode where a militant vegan employee steals the live lobsters, and after he's caught and fired, they show the police running after him when he attempts to free the lobsters back in the ocean? Boy, that sure was... it sure was.
Bre B PLEASE TELL ME WHAT EPISODE THAT IS, I don't even like Mystery Diners but that actually sounds pretty entertaining!
I recently saw a clip of it--the police don't chase the dude, but Charles and a couple others do, which is even more hilarious. Anyway, I think it's s11 e9, Lobster Looting.
s11? good lord theres at least 11 seasons of this shite?
Bre B *smashes face against tv screen*
They went full fucking Bollywood on that one.
2 cameras in the main hall
4 cameras in the kitchens
32 cameras in the womens bathroom
3 cameras in the parking lot
*cut to scene from SVU*
Hahahahahaha 32 cameras
99 cameras have been set up in the ladies restroom
Zing! 😂😂
Anthony what a nice zinger NIGGA
99 cameras have beem set up behind another camera
OVER 9000 cameras in the grease trap.
Well Charles, people have been coming out of the women’s restroom with an item very similar to our delicious, mouth watering tostitos naked crunchy wrap, and we don’t know how people are getting them. Our food supplies are lower than I expected and I suspect someone might be doing something in there, but I just don’t know who could be and how!
"Starla Childs, Distillery Miners"
2023 edit: Changed it from "Starles Chiles"
Charles Stiles, God of Stromboli
That’s how Dyslexic Daddy Derek would say it
Emmanuel Moreno Marles Diles Chystery Stiners?
The real Famas Probably idk Telease de rone
I see you with that Chilean Mining Accident reference, I see you
I swear all US reality shows are all edited by the same dude
Lewis Sowerby I can confirm this.
Charby thank you, I can now sleep.
I saw someone online come up with a pitch for a Reality Show. Watching the process of people trying to edit 40+ hours of footage to fit an episode of a random reality show.
Just one dude in his mom's basement. He gets a call from a TV network "dude we need you to edit 5 episodes or Survivor stat!"
Kyman102 I would unironically watch that...
"I just cant believe hes gone"
"Well, I just know Charles will honor their life with the eulogy."
"Hi, Charles, Mystery Diners. This funeral is pretty sad, and not in a good way, so I put TWO cameras in the coffin, FOUR cameras in the bathro-"
"While we mourn your friends passing, our cameras caught him stealing boxes of food and giving them to the Iraqi food cart"
@@redcomet_622
Overreacting Owner: “That bastard faked his death for a Iraqi food cart! I want his shirt! I want his pants! Get him!”
applause emoji
What if
You wanted to go to heaven
But god said
You cheated on the Cheesy’s Grilled Cheese Challenge
I'd show him the video footage i collected from the 30 cameras i set up in the waffle iron and the drone outside
To be fair, considering the rest of shit that sends you to hell in their mythology, that would probably qualify to be honest
I mean a baby saving fireman that isn't part of the cult goes to hell, a pedo priest is a shoe-in because he donates, confesses and is part of the club haha
Hell it even says not to eat shellfish, and stone your daughter if she misbehaves
He's the ramblings of ancient hobos
Cheating on Cheesys challenge is almost as bad as opening a rival food cart, and in that case their god would be even more pissed since theyre Islamic, and call him a different name but otherwise have the same religion haha
It's cheesys cheesiest grilled cheese challenge
I would say no you
i love that this video still has traffic this frequently
*at funeral*
random person: "What is your relation to this man?"
Charles Stiles from Mystery Diners: "Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners"
H
You own an Iraqi restaurant in Oregon. Some employees want to make a food cart for the business but you decline. Suddenly an Iraqi food cart opens up down the street and you start losing food 🤔🤔🤔🤔
Clearly an alien stole the food...not the employees wishing to open up an IRAQI FOOD CART!
Hmm... you're onto something stranger.
It's time to call Charles
Hm.... Yup it's a stumper, there's no clear answer... better call Charles Stiles
Hmm, I think we're gonna need Charles and nasa on this one.
The rewatchability here is unparalleled
forreal i’ll watch it a couple time a year lol
@@TheShahofIrannsame here friend its comforting to rewatch good stuff for me
yes oml
Yeah this a holiday for me honestly
I’m legit floored that this is 8 years old because I remember when a TH-cam video was 8 years old it meant it was from like 2008
Honestly, the one episode that really upset me was the episode where the guy was about to fire his mother for donating 200 burgers to a homeless shelter once a month, and She paid for them out of her own checks. Made me hate the show that much more.
Misa Kei June what episode is this
If it's any consolation I'd say 100% of the scenario you just described was made up by the writers of the show
@@PrismTheKid Only the shit writers of the show would think, that plot is a good idea. Shows what they know.
@@PrismTheKid Yep, faker than Mrs. Stiles' orgasms
I thought the mother was donating the burgers to a church for a picnic or something? Unless this is from an episode I didn't see. Even so, probably could've asked what she was doing with the burgs rather than just automatically assume it was stealing.
"IF THAT DRONE GOES DOWN OUR MISSION COULD BE COMPROMISED"
*Cue footage of drone going down like an action movie helicopter*
"Dang it."
NovaThief *Dang it.
It's not even dammit it's just a resounding dang it.
puffnisse *D A N G I T*
"I've received multiple complaints that someone hasn't been flushing the toilets in the restrooms"
"Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners"
"20 cameras have been placed in the restrooms"
UnknownAnon 29 cameras have been placed in the toilets in the women's washroom
We have noticed a frightening number of customers leaving the restaurant without pushing in their chairs. It's very suspicious and could cause future problems.
Carter Feeler but how would the two employees betray mr. Owner man?
And a anal probe for good measure.
@@carterfeeler3408 Well, time to fire someone
I live in Austin and the bar with the poetry night was closed within a year of Charles Stiles visiting
Now it's bar is truly a mystery diner
He cheated on the cheesies challenge
With the cringe zoom ins with the overdramatic "boom" music
A lot of restaurants featured on this show and similar ones closed because it turns out the real issue was bad management. In reality, if Cheesies was losing money, it's not because of the contest, it's because of other issues.
Any idea what happened to the man, named BRI-AN?
I like how Ralph smirks a little after saying “and closet homosexual.”
Hes loffing
he knows he's playing with our hearts
he knows he's got the gays on the edge of their seats
@Aaron Heych "agggggghhhhhh I'm edging"
Cooper Petersen skeet skeet skeet!
He got that classic boomer energy.
“Hey, Charles.”
“Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners.”
“I know who you are, Charlie, we’ve been best friends for years.”
“I’m from a little company called Mystery Diners, ever heard of it?”
“You were the best man at my wedding.”
“DANGIT!”
“Why do you do this to me, Charlie? You need serious help.”
Joseph Cocks it’s funny how this have 150 likes and no replies
F*ck the English language
Something122 why does no one reply? Well, I’ll tell you why, because my name’s Charles Stiles, and I’m from a company called Mystery Diners.
Joseph Cocks why doesn't charles stiles open up his own mystery diner?
Alex Herrera well, let me tell you who I am, my name’s Charles Stiles, and I’m from a company called Mystery Diners. Ever heard of it?
STING STANG STUNG
This doesn't feel like a real show
This feels like a South Park parody of a real show
@_ Danllco _ I bet you look like butters
As soon as south park became real life the TV show south park started to suck
HE WAS AN AVERAGE GUY, BUT ONE DAY HE WOKE UP AS A TALENTLESS MOUSTACHED MAN! ROB SCHNEIDER IS CHARLES STYLES, MYSTERY DINER! RATED PG-13
@@konankid2340 part of the reason South Park is so good is because it has the guts to go after lots of stupid stuff in real life that nobody else will but you can have your opinion
“White people renovating houses”
This is the best video Ralph has made. I come back to this multiple times a year. Cheers.
This, love on a leash, and the ghost hunting vid
Lol same😂😂
The comments alone are so worth it 😂
The fact they added in post an alarm when the drone crashes is absolutely hillarious.
*D A N G I T !*
What's funny is it's just stock alarm sound effect so you even hear it in halo
and the useless DRONE_CAM🔴 to make it seem more high tech when it’s just a normal video feed that doesn’t need that crap
You know a drone like that......is hella loud
@@thesaltmerchant4564 Yeah, I'm pretty sure the helicopters in GTA 4 make that sound sometimes too.
Guy: I cheated at the cheesies challenge
Priest: that is a sin not even god can forgive
Jacob Irvin so true
Even the Devil will disrespect you
@Xx_Qui Gon Jinn_Xx No you won't get a moist meter for the Lego starwars series.
I watch this video at least once a month.
It's so good
Kyle Kennedy same tbh
S A M E
Kyle Kennedy I can't stop watching lol 6 days straight #releasethedrone
Same
every year i come back to this video its truly timeless
Man this channel was so so good
@@bkc6873 yeah now its boring as hell
It’s such a good video
I tee off and drive the ball hard!
Prosecutor: Did you or did you not have sexual relations with this underage girl?
Charles: Charles styles Mystery Diners?
"she said she was 18, I always believe what children say."
Oh god. Imagine a pokemon of charles stiles, CHARLES STILES, USE DRONE STRIKE!
"I'm Ralphthemoviemaker, world renowned film critic and closeted homosexual"
"Destiny, if you're watching this, hit me up"
WHICH IS IT RALPH??
he's playing with our hearts
He did say closeted...
He might want to be "just friends and nothing else" with destiny
Easy, he’s a woman
Ellis Dee Uh, not to be that person but you know what closeted means right?
100 cameras have been set up in Charles Stiles moustache to carry out the sting
Katherine Small Oh those aren't set up, his mustache just naturally grows cameras.
*R e l e a s e t h e d r o n e*
Katherine Small god damn you...bet your working with those grilled cheese bandits!
:100: :ok_hand:
Katherine Small and ThatManinWhite
Best comments ever.
Ralph's Bad Reality Show arc truly was the peak of his craft
Looking back now, it really was.
that drag episode has the same story as the little panda fighter
You're kidding right? I could've lived without knowing that... How I would, I'll never know.
EDIT: It actually is, that MUST be intentional.
Ain't that a kick in head. HAHAHAHAHAHA!
I have to go handle some personal private business privately
MartianManHunter2258 DANG IT!
MartianManHunter2258 Old Thunderbutt himself!
T H A T. J E R K
Fans: this show isn't fak-
Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners: Danny, upload the restraunt's data to the Mystery Diners computer, then disable the restraunt's security with an EMP-equipped military drone with machine guns
Sorry, who's Charles Stiles? I'm pretty sure the host of this show is named "Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners".
@@nearlyNonexistent charles diners mystery Stiles
diners stiles mystery charles
@@ravaniphoenix5431 diner style ninjistu
He used Google maps to disable the engine
“Charles Styles, Mystery Diners”
“Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration”
Meredyth Costa Top 10 Anime Crossovers
So what kinda work you in Charles?
Chris Hansen, MSNBC News
Meredyth Costa what line of work are you in, Bob?
What line of work are you guys in?
By far the most rewatchable episode on the internet.
i’ve seen this video at least 10 times now and it never gets old
*S A M E!!!!!!!*
I’ve been watching this shit, and every other video he’s every made for the past two years. He’s a comedy genius.
I’m at least on 15-20...CLASSIC content!!!
Neither does mystery diners! Mystery diners rules!
Same
Do you think Charles Stiles' daughter refuses to go on dates with people because she knows her dad has every restaurant in town with cameras and microphones?
"two cameras have been set up inside my daughter's vagina"
What if his daughter was a walking camera with a wig on?
this is getting too meta.
Charles Stiles is always watching with some shoosh conserns
"19 cameras have been set up in the guys dickhole"
Charles Stiles just reminds me of those high school math teachers that wear the same shit everyday and try to crack at the same joke every week.
Isahi Magdaleno God I had a math teacher exactly like that. Primary coloured button ups with suspenders and black pants + the ever unfunny "the math that don't kill you makes you stronger".
I've had that type of teacher. Nice guy, but those jokes and puns he made were cringey.
Isahi Magdaleno then Charles Stiles belongs in a school
Isahi Magdaleno I’m in high school and this comment was really relatable wtf
8 years later and I'm still baffled that they faked a drone crash for the sake of drama and couldn't even make it convincing.
If I made Mystery Diners, I would turn it into a full parody of Mystery stories. Like, give the people really insane, over the top motives.
"Why'd you steal my food and sell it in a food stand across the street?"
"BECAUSE YOU KILLED MY FATHER, YOU SON OF A BITCH!"
I'd watch it. Make it like Diagnosis: Murder, except instead of Dick Van Dike it's CHARLES STILES.
"BECAUSE I'M CHARLES STILES MYSTERY DINERS."
Harmon Lanager I wish you were a TV show producer
"Why'd you do it, Gianni?
Why did you kill Sara Clark?"
"She was going to ruin our pizzaria.
*_NO ONE_*_ out-pizzas the hut."_
YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD AN IRAQI FOOD CART
"Put a tracking device in the wheel well of that truck."
Okay I'm not a lawyer but I'm like 85% sure that's illegal
10-minute ad revenue It's so blatantly illegal it honestly hurts
Eric Bishton i
*At Charles birth
Mom: welcome to the world baby Charles
Charles: CHARLES STILES, MYSTERY DINNERS
*RELEASE THE DRONE*
*D A N G I T*
kyplay gaming He was an AI made for the show so that just means we works properly.
kyplay gaming. C H A R L E S S T I L E S M Y S T E R Y D I N E R S
Doctor: The umbilical cord has been cut incorrectly.
Charles: 60 cameras have been set up in my mothers uterus.
23:43 Often overlooked in this incredible video is how fucking disgusting the Torpasta dish looks
Okay this is what I was looking for. Wtf is happening over there in that kitchen
that looks good
And aparently someone is "stealing" the recipe and selling it to other restaurants like 1. it's not a super basic idea and 2. like it would be popular enough for that.
So I was on vacation with my family, and one night we decided to see what was on TV. I checked the Food Network and Mystery Diners was on, so naturally I went "Hey, you gotta see this, it's the dumbest thing ever." BUT I UNDERESTIMATED THE SHOW'S DUMBNESS.
The episode premise was that some workers were taking customers to the attic of a restaurant and making it seem like it was haunted with ghosts or whatever. Standard Mystery Diners stuff, right? WRONG. COMPLETELY WRONG. They brought in some lady who claimed to be a psychic medium or whatever and she went "there's the spirits of two girls who were murdered here and they don't like the workers bringing people into the attic." So the subplot of the episode became laying the spirits of the two girls to rest or whatever, and Charles Stiles was just like "Yep, that's what we gotta do, nothing weird about that, I'm Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners." So it's just assumed that ghosts are real and the attic is actually haunted, but the workers are still doing whatever up there and they get fired.
BUT IT GETS BETTER. At the end there's an epilogue where you expect the narrator to go "Bill Blankins has been doing great ever since Charles Stiles set up fifty cameras in his restaurant," but instead he goes "unfortunately, the ghosts kept doing stuff and it drove customers away, causing Bill to have to relocate."
My family was shocked that this was on the Food Network. I was too.
EDIT: The episode is S5E10, "Paranormal Activities." As far as I can tell it was the only episode to feature a paranormal element. Release the drone.
OH SHIT i think this got covered in ralph's ghost show video
Lol
@Rosalee Rogan
‘couldn’t have told my feelings for this comment better
I remember Mystery Diners almost did an episode at this coffee place by where I live, it’s called “Ron’s Coffee”.
They cancelled it because the owner got arrested for child pornography :/
I bet Charles Stiles released a drone on him
lmao im trying not to laugh the whole day and your comment is challenging me
'Charles Stiles, why don't you have a seat over there.'
'What is this, a crossover episode?'
Hol up
The Fat Man and the place had rly good WiFi
All 2.6k dislikes are from all of Charles Stiles cameras lol
I thought he had more, honestly.
@FuturePants r/iamveryrandom
@FuturePants
Holy shit really?
FuturePants lol bait
or "fans"
I lose it every time when Ralph screams “an Iraqi food cart?!” 😂
7:01
I want you to count the number of Iraqi food carts you have seen in your entire life
I live in Portland and honestly I’ve seen like 4. It’s pretty good food
3 cameras for the Elven-kings under the sky
7 for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone
9 for Iraqi carts, doomed to die,
1 for the Charles Styles on his dark throne.
This comment is a year old and it's fucking amazing lol
@@chopperjoe1998 what does the age of the comment have to do with anything
Holy shit I needed this today. 😂
Dark Drone*
@@dsnever3041 Yes!
"We have to put an entire van out of commission 'cause somebody stole the Krabby Patty formula."
I'm Mr. Krabs, Mystery Diners
“a man named Bri-AN” always kills me
The guy can barely keep a straight face lol
They try to make us laugh at Charles when he listens to bad poetry. But it makes us feel exactly like Charles Stiles when he listens to bad poetry.
“This poetry *blows* ”
Shit was Beyond cringe 😬
i'm picturing brian from family guy watching mystery diners.
I think about Ralph in a fake mustache, yelling about 9 winners in the cheesiest challenge at least once a month and every time I laugh.
“I am inevitable.”
“I’m Charles Styles Mystery Diners.”
"Charles Stiles? A label created by the restaurant owners to give voice to their destruction. In the end, what they choose to call us is irrelevant. We simply are."
Fake
Real
James Charles mystery whiners.
"I'm Charles Stiles, with a company called Mystery Diners."
"I don't even know who you are."
I love how some of his greetings sound like a question. “Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners?”, like he doesn’t remember what he’s doing.
Cause he doesn’t know what he’s doing
@@lilyshould4602 ''SOME SUH CONCRES.''
Oh he remembers, he's just trying to forget.
"Hi, Charles!"
"...Charles Stiles, Mystery Diner?...."
"Idk, are you?"
"Am I?"
"..........ok, so someone cheated on our Cheesey Challenge and..."
"CHEATED ON THE CHEESEY CHALLENGE!?!!?!? CHEATED ON THE CHEESEY CHALLENGE!?!?"
*all not some
Kid puts soda in water cup. Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners
RELEASE THE DRONE
Gabriel C I have sum
Shush concerns if that is true then
we put 3 cameras in the soda machine
we put 2 cameras in the water and soda cups
3 cameras have been placed on the child
Seventeen cameras have been placed on the soda dispenser, 300 on the counter
I love that this video has outlived the show itself. I enjoy sharing this with friends who have never viewed it.
he makes a better weatherman than reality show host
0Axel0 "3 cameras have been placed in the clouds"
RELEASE THE WEATHER BALLOON
that one is better, upvoting and deleting mine
Fat6amer IM FUCKING DEAD
0Axel0 The blizzard is coming in from the east and it’s creating some shush concerns
I'm Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, and closeted homosexual.
Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome. I just can't even
Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome and also a closeted homosexual!?
Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome? Well I'll be Dimmadamned
Tristan Horta
Dimmadamn!!!
8000 cameras have been setup in the Dimmsdale Dimmadome
Anyone else notice how it’s always two people who are guilty? Like, every time there’s two people working together, excluding the magician. The formula for this show is ridiculously consistent
Cheating on the cheesys challenge is not a single person task
There was this one episode with only one guilty guy. Some nephew of the owner who sold the recipe to a rival restaurant.
C H A R L E S S T l L E S
@@reillymcwriting Now That sounds like a actual problem, not cheating on a Cheese Sandwich Contest
@@Predator20357 Hey buddy… don’t you DARE talk bad on the Cheesey’s Challenge you sunovabitch.
Whenever I’m having a bad day, traveling somewhere, or just am bored, I watch this. I’ve been watching it since it was released. I was in high school and now I’m graduating college soon. This video has been with me through it all
I just found you on IHE's Fred video, now I'm binge watching all of your videos
Ricky Khau me too haha
Ricky Khau Same
Ricky Khau same
Ricky Khau same
Ricky Khau Yep
If destiny is single I imagine its because she knows her father has cameras every where.
Destiny - "lets have sex".
BF - "ok".
Charles - "release the drones!"
Brayden J “5 cameras have been set up in my daughters’ pot head boyfriends’ van”
😂
Brayden J I imagine it would kill the mood pretty quick... :)
*The drone was to get audio*
73 cameras have been set up in the bathroom.
No One these cameras have been set up to see if the food is giving the people the shits
One camera has been set up in Destiny's sex dungeon
13:53 This scene popped up in my mind while I was at my miserable job last night - I had to choke back my own laugh so hard. How is this still so hilarious after 5 years!?
Because he's a genius! (Ralph, I'm clearly not referring to Charles)
I'm scared, there's an Iraqi food cart outside my house
qualivia well I guess its goodbye, tell my mom I love her
ICR1 EVREITIEM Good idea wish me luck
Afterwards, I would recommend escaping to a small Irish county and live out the rest of your life as a cow. Those Iraqi food trucks are part of some of the most lethal Hitman groups in modern history.
James White Thanks for the advice man
The Guy who Sleeps in your attic make sure it isn't following you
The seven deadly sins
1: cheating on the cheesy’s challenge.
2: setting up an Iraqi food cart outside of an Iraqi restaurant
3: steal 2 dollars from the pianist as a magician
4: reading dumb stuff for poetry night
5: releasing the drone!
6: getting Charles to “fix” your restaurant
7: watching mystery diners
And selling the torpatty
@@brandona1140 The torpatty is an affront to God and nothing will change my mind on this. It's not even a tortilla, it's a baguette.
We need a show about this with Charles Style Mystery Diners in the role of Meliodas
I wish that was accurate then this would be a religious video
Watching Mystery Diners isn't as sinful as watching those gay ghost hunters and loving them.
"We have to put an entire van out of commission " *because someone stole the Krabby Patty secret formula* "
Best line ever. That was wit.
Ethereal z
The theft of the Krabby Patty Secret Formula is no joke my friend.
DartsTheMonkey wasnt that a Sherlock Holmes novel?
Ethereal brilliant line
I mean they do that sort of thing when plankton steals it.
I keep coming back to this video. Cannot believe its 7 years old.
This is by far the best recommended video I've ever gotten.
F R E E
Cameron Sandoval same
Cameron Sandoval this is garbage
Cameron Sandoval honestly tho I instantly subscribed this guy seems like an actual passionate creator which is rare nowadays on this site (only based off this video, but I'm sure I won't be dissapointed on this binge I'm about to go on)
Cameron Sandoval agree
This is the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen... who would corrupt the sanctity of the cheesies challenge by cheating.
Pepe Sylvia R E L E A S E T H E D R O N E
"Mom, can we get Kitchen Nightmares?"
"We have Kitchen Nightmares at home."
Kitchen Nightmares at home:
This isn't kitchen nightmares. This is clearly just a shill program for these restaurants. They always critique an "outside influence" for the restaurant's problems. They rarely criticize the restaurant's servers, menus, or managers.
Harrison Westphall r/woooooth
*woooosh
@@harrisonwestphall2381 BrUh
The whoosh was never funny and this guy found a way to legitimately earn one
Truly a TH-cam classic, there's a reason I keep coming back to this video
Fr I’m not even sure how many times I’ve watched this now lol
On Christmas Eve:
"Look, some Christmas carolers! Isn't that nice?"
Caroler:" C H A R L E S S T I L E S , M Y S T E R Y D I N E R S . "
MimicYou
LE -E-E-E-ET'S SET A HUNDRED CAMERAS!🎶
Kate Noswatudidthere on the first day of chriiistmaaas my true love have to meeee
One camera on the kitchen
Two cameras in the storage room
Five cameras in the lounge
Thirteen cameras in the main eating room
Seven cameras in the basement
Two cameras in the attic
Wiggle Woof And a Cameraaaa in the pantryyyyyy
There are too feasible scenarios here:
1) Ralph bought a pair of hand-cuffs for the specific purpose of making this joke in the video
2) Ralph is a kinky, kinky man
God I hope it’s the latter.
Devin Plays it All 3.he beat the cheeses challenge and used the extra money to buy the cuffs
Orrrrrr option four is that Ralph is an undercover cop out to find the trolls in movies and shows
mc bad robot voice I believe it
Why not both?
Iraqi food cart: "Oh? You're approaching me"
Charles Stiles, Myster Diners: "Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners. I can't set up any cameras without coming any closer"
"Oho....Then come as close as you like...."
Stand User: Charles Stiles
Stand Name: Mystery Diners
third time watching this in three days, there just isnt content like this anywhere else anymore 😭
12:16
Baby Charles: Ch-...ch-...
Mom: Oh my god! Honey! He's about to utter his first word! I have to write this down!
Baby Charles: Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners.
C R O N E X X Lol
*"LOOK HOW DRAMATIC MY SHOW IS EVERYONE IS YELLING IT'S SO REALISTIC!"*
Kevin Larson YO ME ESTOY PARANDO ACA, USTEDES NOS ESTAN ROBANDO
THIS OUR LIFE! THIS IS EVERYTHING WE GOT!
*Insert Anchorman clip during yelling in the show* "I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT"
*Texan Accent* “I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!”
PonyMovie 2017 “LOUD NOISES!!”
LOL!!!
So basically the show is like “To Catch a Predator” but for food?
To catch a predator wasn’t fake though
No to catch a predator actually impacted society in a good way
top 10 anime accounts tcap is somewhat real, theyve actually helped put a couple people behind bars. Many got off without any charges however
@top 10 anime accounts It's not. He has the chatlogs and all the chatlogs and convictions not featured on the show are on perverted-justice.com. They are still catching people and, on the show, almost every predator was convicted and are on the national sex offender registry except a few like genericwhitemale and bayjones and the ones who died.
One of the comments here said they didn't air an episode because the owner of the restaurant had child porn. So I guess they were TCAP
“Say my name.”
“…Charles Stiles Mystery Diners..”
*”You’re goddamn right.”*
10:49 is such a great meta moment. The dude literally says how absurd it is that the restaurant hired a “D list Sherlock Holmes” (he’s not wrong) to rig a trivia night.
Agreed, that's the only part I disagree with Ralph on. I love that line, props to that actor (slash writer, probs, let's be honest).
This was a plotline on Nathan Fielders the Rehearsal
I've officially lost count of how many times I've watched this video
Rowdy Rogers same
I reckon I’ve watched this about 10 times
Rowdy Rogers I just clicked on it to see the first part, since it always gets me. It’s hard not to rewatch the entire thing.
at least 20 times. this episodeis my favorite of his
I've lost count of how many cameras have been set up in the kitchen.
People over the age of 18 who think this show is real should not be allowed in public unless accompanied by a court appointed chaperone.
Lmfao! Exactly.
It doesn’t matter if it’s real... is theater real ? 🙄
For some reason i thought you meant real as in it existed and felt so insulted until I realized there are actually people who would think this was real
Cheer Whiner the point is that the show is so dumb and see-through that it would be a shock if a grown adult couldn’t gauge the fact that this was all lies and genuinely believed in the crappy acting and outlandish scenarios. Don’t compare Charles Stiles Mystery Fucking Diner to the art of theatre.
Pokey Oat It’s a way to tell a story... there are many ways to tell a story... which one meets your approval? Movies? Books? Theater? 🤔 The bottom line is... it’s a fun show to watch.
I only now just realized that the "mystery diners" are referring to the people Charles sends in to eat at these restaurants and not the restaurants themselves
When I was little I got into a huge argument with my father because he called this show fake and I ejected it was real. Now when I think of how fake this show is I get embarrassed that I was stupid enough to think it was real!
NYXX 01 Send ralphs video to your dad lol
Lmao, did you say sorry?
Bruh shut have put a seatbelt on it then you.couldnt eject it
You need to apologise to your father, you would be surprised how a little bit of kindness will warm a father's heart.
You ejected it was real?
“I am gay”
“I am Charles stiles, mystery diners”
Hi gay, I'm Charles Stiles, mystery diners.
I am Inevitable....
I...am Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners.
That's literaly what's on his ID Card: Charles Stiles Mystery Diners (last heir of the great DINERSty XD)
"I am steve rogers."
Same thing
I've got 99 problems and an Iraqi food cart ain't one.
Dylan Page By 99 problems, do you mean 99 cameras?
Dylan Page I've got 99 problems and an Iraqi food cart ain't one.
Its all 99 of them.
Dylan Page "Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners"
Dylan Page Because I released the drone.
by 99 problems, you mean 99 winners on the cheesie's challenge?