James and the Giant Peach - Nostalgia Critic

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  • @spud4806
    @spud4806 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1605

    In the book, it's explained that the Rhino escaped from the London Zoo and killed James' parents while out shopping, but still......WHAT???

    • @Talonistrying
      @Talonistrying 6 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      I know, right? Why a rhino?!

    • @spud4806
      @spud4806 6 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      No one but the late Roald Dahl knows.

    • @ripleyandweeds1288
      @ripleyandweeds1288 5 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      it didn't even eat them, it just stomped them to death which means the movie writers read that part of the book and said "yeah this is pretty fucking insane, but let's make it so that the rhino EATS THEM"

    • @amyschildgamerlive4519
      @amyschildgamerlive4519 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Rhino's dont even eat meat they're herbivores lol it's so weird.

    • @alan62036
      @alan62036 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@ripleyandweeds1288 It did eat them in the book. Probably was changed in reprints. I read the book way before the movie and I remember doing a triple take on the sentence to make sure I didn't misread it. Heck I even asked my parents for an explanation about it. XD

  • @megaflygon1348
    @megaflygon1348 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2141

    I died at "One day, a terrible thing happened. A angry rhino appeared out of nowhere and gobbled up his mother and father."

    • @QWERT-ht7vd
      @QWERT-ht7vd 8 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      How was the funeral.

    • @StewardofAutumn
      @StewardofAutumn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      QWERT the funeral was shitty... literally

    • @Liz_ArdE
      @Liz_ArdE 8 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      So did his parents

    • @woodpencils9355
      @woodpencils9355 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      QWERT awkward

    • @Wow-cr2ll
      @Wow-cr2ll 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Mega Flygon! "And then a rhino ate him up!"

  • @CuddlyZombieBacon
    @CuddlyZombieBacon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +972

    I think that James was too young to really remember what happened to his parents, so his aunts made up the rhino thing to scare him. Makes more sense than it actually happening, doesn't it?

    • @RineYFD
      @RineYFD 8 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Makes more sense then anything else in the godamn book or movie

    • @iluvyurbles
      @iluvyurbles 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Rhinos? pfft everyone know it was really a hippo! Hippos are satan's man soldiers

    • @meltedbonddika3859
      @meltedbonddika3859 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      iluvyurbles really? is Gloria the only satan's woman soldier?

    • @meltedbonddika3859
      @meltedbonddika3859 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I meant the hippo from madagascar

    • @williambishopgarfield342
      @williambishopgarfield342 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hey William bishop. it's William bishop.

  • @cartoonmaster2401
    @cartoonmaster2401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +955

    "Wait, I thought rhinos were vegetarians."
    -- Ice Age, 2002

    • @tristanhartup4936
      @tristanhartup4936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      "An excellent point."

    • @anthonyoliva7191
      @anthonyoliva7191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      “Shut Up”

    • @comradeemoji9920
      @comradeemoji9920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@anthonyoliva7191 "no you"

    • @thomasjones6216
      @thomasjones6216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Rhinos are herbivores they eat only plants - this is why I can never read this book
      I like Roald Dahl's work but this book irks me due to my zoo Biology degree

    • @phousefilms
      @phousefilms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      ​@DavidThe DrawBird8 "You know, I don't like animals that kill for pleasure!"

  • @joshuaosborne9203
    @joshuaosborne9203 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1592

    I only liked the movie for one reason.
    1.) I like the fact that they were traveling in a peach. It just feels cozy.

    • @TheSefirosu200x
      @TheSefirosu200x 8 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      I always thought that, too, but I like the whole movie. The cool stop motion style and effects are just... Well, cool.

    • @ellnats
      @ellnats 8 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      in real life that would be sticky and juicy all over, but who cares

    • @rpgqueen8737
      @rpgqueen8737 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      And that's a bad thing because? ;-)

    • @ellnats
      @ellnats 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i'd also go for a green apple, a lemon, and a watermelon

    • @guinealover6674
      @guinealover6674 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Joshua Osborne The book is better.

  • @Quadrenaro
    @Quadrenaro 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1274

    In the book, the Rhino escaped from a zoo in London and ran down James parents while they were out shopping.
    Oh and in the book, it's not a rhino that knocks the peach from the sky, it is a passenger jet.

    • @narayanasupramati1394
      @narayanasupramati1394 7 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      In other words...
      Stick with the book
      ..
      I am the resurrection and the life
      I am the resurrection and the life
      I am the resurrection and the life

    • @crimsonwizahd2358
      @crimsonwizahd2358 7 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      well, giant flying peaches aside, that does make a little more sense......

    • @sheepbeeps3369
      @sheepbeeps3369 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      welp... the script writers doing the adaptation got high again then.
      well at least it's not videogame adaptation levels of wierd.

    • @orangetangyvideos
      @orangetangyvideos 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      YES! Finally someone who read the book!

    • @crimsonwizahd2358
      @crimsonwizahd2358 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      look at it this way, imagine if the writers of any JRPG got their hands on it............I imagine James kills God with the power of friendship.

  • @FilmmakeroftheFuture
    @FilmmakeroftheFuture 7 ปีที่แล้ว +453

    "I flew the giant peach across the ocean, and I beat the Cyclops, and I rode the Hasselhoff!

    • @dannywapbang
      @dannywapbang 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I... I... I'm... I'MMA GOOFY GOOBER! ROCK!

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      “Hey look it’s the wizard that freed us”

    • @saulcarlin191
      @saulcarlin191 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      WE’RE ALL GOOFY GOOBERS

    • @pinky0558
      @pinky0558 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      FilmmakeroftheFuture “and I got the crown back! So yeah I’m a kid, and I’m also a goofball, and a wingnut, and a knucklehead mcflazzletron! But most of all....I’m...I’m..I’m...
      IM A GOOFY GOOBER!”

    • @creepykidpasta5993
      @creepykidpasta5993 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Take it easyyyyy
      WHAT THE SCALLOP!?

  • @TheAdorkableRJ
    @TheAdorkableRJ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    With the way James's aunts keep bringing up the rhino when they're bullying him into working, I figured they actually killed his parents themselves and have used the rhino story ever since as a way of controlling him with gullible childhood fear. But then the rhino may or may not have been real? Or a symbolic obstacle for James to overcome? Or something? I don't think even the movie knows.

    • @pedroxruz6032
      @pedroxruz6032 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I noticed that the fishes on a plate that the aunts eat were the same fishes on a plate produced by the mechanical shark. Which makes me think that if it turns out that the rhino was also a machine that was made by the aunts which was created to kill the parents so they could have James to work for them it would have been a really cool twist.

    • @davideferrari1194
      @davideferrari1194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Or maybe it was an evil wizard (the dark lord Rhinomort!) who wanted to kill James because a prophecy designated the last one as the only one able to defeat him: James Trotter and the Philosopher's peach/Peach of secrets/Prisoners of Peachkaban/Peach of fire/Order of the peach/Half-house peach/Peachly hallows!

    • @thatbonehead105
      @thatbonehead105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@davideferrari1194 alright, Dave bugoti, you can stop mocking him now, I think its a good headcanon

    • @gionnijohnson69
      @gionnijohnson69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I HATE HIS AUNTS!!!!

    • @mask938
      @mask938 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gionnijohnson69 Who doesn't hate his aunts?

  • @nanuqo2006
    @nanuqo2006 6 ปีที่แล้ว +558

    I want a full version of "Rhinos; They scare little boys"

    • @streetman23
      @streetman23 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Jack SpinoRex only if you pay randy to write it

    • @cowlord7926
      @cowlord7926 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Is it it wrong I love even though how stupid it is?
      Oh who am I kidding I LOVE stupid!!!

    • @SofaPop.
      @SofaPop. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me too

    • @blueraptorfsp
      @blueraptorfsp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      th-cam.com/video/CWI5bLLCxUw/w-d-xo.html here it is.

    • @beegee9327
      @beegee9327 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      (i made something close for you and i tried to make it dumb and fantastic so if you think i spelled something wrong it's meant to be in there)
      rhinos: they scare little boys. assassinating parents, don't bring them much joy! the rhino, is no fun when it's killing you and everyone! HEY. that rhino made one little boy sad. and that's really really bad AND sad! Mr rhino please stop ripping out my lungs i can't sing my sungs! LA LA LA LA LA LA! rhinos, they come from a cloud! they are very very very big and loud, n' stuff. the rhino can't be nice....it's needs a bag of rice! YEAH!!!! LYRICS, RHINOS, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (he's so scary, you guys!)
      rhinos: they scare little boys, they eat your face off and lick your blood of clean like a cloth, i hope. one day. he will see the joy to will pay when one day happiness will come true
      COME ON GUYS SING A LONG!
      rhinos they scare little boys assassinating parents don't bring them much joy the rhino is no fun when it's killing everyone RHINOS RHINOS THEM MEAN MEAN RHINOS RHINOS them MEAN MEAN MEAN RHINOS RHINOS RHINOS MEEEEEEEAAAAN
      DOGS-
      *no wait*

  • @OMEGATHENIETZCHIAN
    @OMEGATHENIETZCHIAN 6 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    "Why do the best parents always have evil siblings?"
    Well Timmy, all the goodness goes into the one child leaving not but evil for the second because there's only so much goodness in the womb and writers are lazy.

    • @bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257
      @bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's what happened to my baby sister.
      And I have a twin brother as well!
      I love them to death, but my brother is grumpy a lot, and my sister was a huge pain up until she reached 7.

    • @bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257
      @bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't hate my siblings. They can just be a pain at times.

    • @triple7marc
      @triple7marc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *relatives

    • @mrrunodan8119
      @mrrunodan8119 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257 Loud House vibes

  • @trashcatsnark
    @trashcatsnark 9 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    I know this is probably just me way overthinking it. But I think the little "My name is James" song was maybe meant to show him trying to reclaim his personhood. Abuse is extremely dehumanizing, constantly being referred to as nothing and treated as such makes an individual feel as if they are really worthless and somehow not even truly a person. So, maybe it was meant to come across as James refusing to let himself be demoralized and choosing to hold on to who he is, "I'm not nothing, I'm James, I'm a person and I matter." sort of thing. Again, probably overthinking it.

    • @inkheart151
      @inkheart151 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yeah, I think that was the point. I liked the songs in this movie.

    • @booklover4330
      @booklover4330 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      +Mariah Osborne Actually, you might be right, abuse, especially child abuse can be dehumanizing so James is probably trying to tell himself that he matters.

    • @mercury7d
      @mercury7d 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Wow. That... That is actually really well thought out. If that was the intention of the film for that song, that makes things a little better, and it certainly brings the song into a more meaningful and less phoned-in light.

    • @number4148
      @number4148 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      His aunts literally never call him by his name. And those were the only people he lived with. Hey didn't even let him play with other kids. The real silver lining is at the end of the movie when a resident child in New York asks for his name an he replies "my name is James" it's actually kinda touching.

    • @gokuxsephiroth4505
      @gokuxsephiroth4505 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      See, that's clever. But this film isn't. So really, it's a shame you weren't writing it.

  • @patrickpreston3904
    @patrickpreston3904 5 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    5:35 Still a more graceful Mufasa death than what we got in the 2019 remake

    • @dremcrak5647
      @dremcrak5647 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      XD

    • @adamprince2869
      @adamprince2869 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Patrick Preston 10000000000000000000000000000000000.1% better

    • @vincenthawthorne9360
      @vincenthawthorne9360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LOL.

    • @etrianregigigas1761
      @etrianregigigas1761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Little did we know, the elephant graveyard was actually just where the rhinos dumped their leftovers

    • @SawdustMusic-rd8mj
      @SawdustMusic-rd8mj หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hey, it was literally exactly like the original.

  • @aii5748
    @aii5748 7 ปีที่แล้ว +624

    "My name is James" song. When he refers to his name, he's referring to his identity. He's forgetting who he was as a person and losing his self-confidence. Who his parents raised him to be. But the lyrics are boring.

    • @giancarlojacobs9982
      @giancarlojacobs9982 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Especially after the aunts always refer to him as some kind of vermin. :(

    • @lightscameraaction5159
      @lightscameraaction5159 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Awesome

    • @HolyKhaaaaan
      @HolyKhaaaaan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yeah. A name is not merely a word. It stands for who you are.
      There's a similar degrading scene in Outcast of Redwall. A young badger, who was captured and enslaved by a weasel warlord, was called "Scumtripe" by said weasel. When he finally broke free, he didn't know his real name. So, with the help of a friend, he guessed and invented a new one: Sunflash, as he had a great yellow stripe down his face, and struck blows like bolt lightning.

    • @yolkeggs
      @yolkeggs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ai i thank you!!!! I’ve been thinking bout this!

    • @johnychrist5475
      @johnychrist5475 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      His parents didn't raise him cause they were killed by a rhino when he was a kid

  • @therwtyt
    @therwtyt 8 ปีที่แล้ว +449

    I think I found Rihanna's inspiration for her song "work"

    • @jamesofhoenn4790
      @jamesofhoenn4790 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      SOMEONE MAKE THAT A REMIX, THIS NEEDS TO BE MADE

    • @cryingwithrage
      @cryingwithrage 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dmoe329 Holy crap I was about to say that and then I scrolled down and you beat me to it. This is still better than drake

    • @smitherson1346
      @smitherson1346 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      me too XD!

    • @yammy20000
      @yammy20000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      John Blowme. Have you listened to Anti?

    • @rynemcgriffin1752
      @rynemcgriffin1752 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dmoe329 work work work work work work this is the entire song work work work work work work totally original work work work work work work Rihanna made this shit song? work work work work work work

  • @IfIHadMyTimeAgain
    @IfIHadMyTimeAgain 6 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    Actually the song about eating the peach was written by Rhoal Dahl, not Randy Newman and was in the original book

    • @julianfaranda
      @julianfaranda 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The music too or just the lyrics

    • @Belac_LoTH
      @Belac_LoTH 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@julianfaranda Just the lyrics. there are a few others in there too, but that's the only one i remember. the aunts die early on in the book too - run over by the peach.

    • @springingsometraps9036
      @springingsometraps9036 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      DAHLMEN!!

    • @strangebrew1231
      @strangebrew1231 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Really?

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wonder what his opinion on Fantastic Mr Fox is

  • @rupertsadevil
    @rupertsadevil 5 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    Nostalgia Critic: breathes
    Guns: how many times do we have to tell you this old man

    • @squirtyflirty6829
      @squirtyflirty6829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It do be like that sometimes

    • @Eidolon1andOnly
      @Eidolon1andOnly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Really cringe to thank people for likes on TH-cam.

    • @commentspae
      @commentspae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that's clearly supposed to represent the people who like the film for everything it shows being ultra defensive over it

  • @my2randomcents
    @my2randomcents 8 ปีที่แล้ว +958

    when I was little I thought the metal Rhino meant the parents died in a car crash and it was James way of coping with his fears...but...it turns out I looked too much into it

    • @miaria2049
      @miaria2049 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Nagato Sora I thought that too!

    • @requiem4391
      @requiem4391 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nagato Sora When was there a metal rhino

    • @my2randomcents
      @my2randomcents 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Kryptic Mortal the rhino obscured and blowing steam looks like a machine

    • @coralaisly
      @coralaisly 8 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I always thought they got hit by a train, since the rhino was huge, metal and breathed smoke. I thought James called it a rhino because that's what it reminded him of.

    • @John12494
      @John12494 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I always took it as they died in a hurricane or tornado or something.

  • @tuxedotoad4160
    @tuxedotoad4160 6 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    “All of a sudden an angry Rhinoceros gobbled up his poor mother and father”. What?!

    • @melissacooper4282
      @melissacooper4282 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I know. In the book the rhinoceros doen't gobble up his parents. It simply says that the rhinoceros trampled them to death

    • @dantan1249
      @dantan1249 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Tuxedo Toad hey. In the 90s the world was a dangerous and different place

    • @o0Scarrow0o
      @o0Scarrow0o 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If I had a dollar for every time that's happened to me

    • @NeoSaturos123
      @NeoSaturos123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@melissacooper4282 Weird. I also have the book. 1988 Puffin Books edition, pdf form (I have to translate it into Polish for a college translation class). In that version it says on page 5 "Both of them suddenly got eaten up (in full daylight, mind you, and on a crowded street) by an enormous angry rhinoceros which had escaped from the London Zoo.". I guess it depends on the edition.

    • @willipphittebane5741
      @willipphittebane5741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I hate it when a dangerous herbivore suddenly gets a taste for human flesh.

  • @AcrosstheKeyofSeaCouple
    @AcrosstheKeyofSeaCouple 8 ปีที่แล้ว +663

    Ok, so here are some explanations behind some of the confusing parts about this story.
    Roald Dahl was a fighter pilot for the Royal Air Force and fought in World War II. When he settled down to become a writer a lot of his books contained metaphors for WWII, some of the stories entirely being about that time in English history. James and the Giant Peach was one of those stories, and like all of Roald Dahl's books, it was told from the perspective of a child and thus had a lot of imaginative explanations behind things that the child couldn't comprehend at the time.
    James lost his parents to a sudden event where a giant black rhino descended from the sky and destroyed them, resulting in him getting evacuated to the rural area of England where his aunts lived. That is a reference to the air raids, meaning his parents were likely killed by a bomb. Children living in populated areas of England were evacuated during the air raids to rural areas for their safety. He and his parents had aspirations to migrate to America because the war was not happening at the time over there (America only got involved at the last possible second of WWII).
    Now stuck with his abusive aunts, he wanted more than ever to migrate to America. He was given something he didn't understand by a man in military garb (it was most likely a ticket or a passport of some sorts) that guaranteed getting him to America. He then stowed away on a giant flying peach with 5 giant bugs. If you noticed, the bugs were either foreigners or elderly. Those were most of the people fleeing the country to America at the time. The peach was suspiciously similar in shape and function to a hot air balloon. It was likely a military zeppelin, which explains why it sailed in the water. Occasionally to save power (especially on long journeys) pilots would deactivate them on nights where the wind was favourable and let them sail in the water for a while.
    Enter the mechanical shark. One of the most popular German vessels in World War I and II was the Untersee, or submarine. After World War I, a rumour spread that if submarines were painted a certain way, they could avoid sonar (it was obviously not a true rumour and resulted in a lot of ridiculous looking submarines from that era). Some of these submarines were painted to look like sharks. There's actually an old relic of one of these in the harbour of my hometown! The shark that they encountered in the story was most likely a German submarine that attacked them because that's just what people tend to do in a war.
    I can't really explain the bit about diving into the Arctic Ocean, but I hope this little brief lesson in British history actually helped clear up a few things! :D Thankyou for reading

    • @connoravila5332
      @connoravila5332 7 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      That makes this movie infinitly better

    • @skeletik3121
      @skeletik3121 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Dunno if any of what you said is true, but I'll believe it. Thanks for taking the time to write this, loved this movie as a kid.

    • @peucoman
      @peucoman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I don't really see foreigners on the "non-elderly" bugs (I mean, asides the ladybug and the nightbug, who clearly are based on elderly british ladies), I mean, accent-wise, I think the grasshopper's either italian or german, the earthworm's spanish, and the spider's obviously french, but what about the centipede?

    • @sewthernbelle
      @sewthernbelle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Across the Key of Sea this definitely explains a lot, but they should have tied it back to reality to make more sense for the movie!

    • @MemesToa
      @MemesToa 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Puecoman Well he's obviously meant to be a New Yorker. He possibly represents the pilot of the zeppelin, since he regularly boasts about having gone to many places around the world, and is, at least at first, the one navigating the journey.

  • @thetinthdoctor
    @thetinthdoctor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +586

    The kid who played James eventually went on to become a maths teacher at my secondary school.

    • @l0sts0ul89
      @l0sts0ul89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Really? Do people ever bring it up?

    • @slightlyistorical1776
      @slightlyistorical1776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Fun fact: the voice actor who played baby Bambi joined the U.S. Marine Corps, became the youngest drill instructor to dawn the campaign hat, served three tours Vietnam where he gained a reputation of fierceness, was promoted to Major, and earned the Bronze Star and three Purple Hearts

    • @simoneichler7320
      @simoneichler7320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@slightlyistorical1776 and that with this voice, very empresiv

    • @TheDoctor2007
      @TheDoctor2007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Just checked it out ya he’s a maths teacher, that’s so cool sure the article was from 2017, but still neat sry for doubting your comment wish I had a actor be my math teacher, instead I got a Harry Potter fan still cool.

    • @joshualee7006
      @joshualee7006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He is?!

  • @awesomeinspector5270
    @awesomeinspector5270 7 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    Can you imagine James' parents' funeral eulogy?
    "Thank you all for coming. But let's all be honest here; you aren't here to listen to me go on about how much we'll miss them. You're here because these two people were fucking EATEN ALIVE by a giant, flying Rhino made of an electrical storm. I honestly have to say that is a first for me. I'm not sure how common something like this occurs, but here we are. I mean seriously, what were the chances?! There's nothing like that in the bible, I've checked, so I'm going to have to wing it. So, uh...yeah this young couple was just minding their own business and were suddenly fucking eaten to death by a huge-ass storm rhino COMPLETELY out of nowhere and now their son is going to be raised by two piles of chicken excrement named Sponge and Spiker. And so, yeah, this was fucked up. Storm Rhinos exist, they can fly, and I am utterly scared shitless right now because of it. So thank you all for coming and may God not let you be eaten by the aforementioned big-as-Hell storm Rhino in the sky. Amen."

    • @winterweasel425
      @winterweasel425 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hilarious

    • @ashermundo3766
      @ashermundo3766 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Awesome Inspector
      You deserve more likes 😂😂😂

    • @juliinoy
      @juliinoy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I laughed too hard at this

    • @Mrs._.GalaxyWanderer
      @Mrs._.GalaxyWanderer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Best eulogy ever!

    • @1aundulxaldin
      @1aundulxaldin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Your comment for the win.

  • @analuizadefigueiredosouza7851
    @analuizadefigueiredosouza7851 7 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    The parents death is even more rushed in the book. The movie turns the rhino into a metaphor, which is pretty interesting. In the book, a rhino runs out of the zoo and eats Jame's parents in the middle of the street. It's more like a comic and nonsense approach. So...the movie addapted it pretty well.

    • @impatienstheshmuck5348
      @impatienstheshmuck5348 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      The book even lampshades the oddity of the whole thing: "In full daylight, mind you, and on a crowded street".

    • @analuizadefigueiredosouza7851
      @analuizadefigueiredosouza7851 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Impatiens the Sorry Shmuck Hahaha true! I like both the movie and the book, but they go on different directions.

    • @analuizadefigueiredosouza7851
      @analuizadefigueiredosouza7851 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Gary Matrix Haha true. I read it last year, so I assumed it was a) a wrong concept of the time; b) just the author adding a little craziness in the story; c) both options haha.

    • @Hdusiekwbshsjs
      @Hdusiekwbshsjs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ah, so a metaphor ate James’ parents? That make more sense.

    • @ThorDude
      @ThorDude 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ana Luiza Figueiredo
      ... a metaphor for what? Like. Hating clouds?

  • @strikerbeedrill1058
    @strikerbeedrill1058 7 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    As an arachnophobe, I don’t know how I would feel about a human sized French female spider telling me dinner is ready.

    • @MaCabaret
      @MaCabaret 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Always kinda turned me on.

    • @Talonistrying
      @Talonistrying 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I like spiders and even I'd find that creepy.

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I mean spiders are pretty creepy, especially when they get the jump on you. But I don't think I have arachnophobia, so I'm totally down

    • @strawberrysoulforever8336
      @strawberrysoulforever8336 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Isn't she Japanese?

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +@@strawberrysoulforever8336 Nah, fam. Listen to her accent. Definitely French

  • @tjg0729
    @tjg0729 5 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    "I thought rhinos were vegetarian"
    -Ray Romano aka Manny the mammoth

    • @oscarramirez2697
      @oscarramirez2697 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Sid:" An excellent point"

    • @welcometothemetaverse2523
      @welcometothemetaverse2523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@oscarramirez2697
      Manny: "Shut up!"

    • @Gr8p3
      @Gr8p3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Rhino: Save it, for a mammal that cares.

    • @oscarramirez2697
      @oscarramirez2697 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@Gr8p3 Sid: I'm a mammal that cares

    • @lizardzilla
      @lizardzilla 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      "if I had a trunk that small I wouldn't try to bring attention to myself" - Manny the mammoth

  • @fuzzydragon
    @fuzzydragon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +545

    I remember being a kid and not being able to follow anything in the movie because I was to busy trying to figure out how a rhino. ...a herbivore that lives several thousand miles away gobles up two adult humans in 35 seconds out of literally nowhere!

    • @fire-nrg7962
      @fire-nrg7962 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Maybe it's actually some kind of evil cloud god.

    • @geekyashwilliams2872
      @geekyashwilliams2872 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      In the book it escaped from the zoo while the parents are Christmas shopping and it trampled them instead of eating them

    • @bluewinterstorm
      @bluewinterstorm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      His parents died of pneumonia, one of the main causes of which is the *rhino* virus

    • @jordan999fire
      @jordan999fire 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I assumed it was a really bad storm (that's why he sees the Rhino in the clouds) and they died but the aunts told him it was a Rhino

    • @flooferjay3245
      @flooferjay3245 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      James: the boi who lived

  • @katitax508
    @katitax508 7 ปีที่แล้ว +557

    Mufasa: Look, Simba. Everything the light touches is our kingdom.
    *Mufasa gets eaten by a Rhino*
    Roll credits

    • @davidturbo8566
      @davidturbo8566 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Rhinos are vegans

    • @LiveNiceness14
      @LiveNiceness14 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Rhinos, they scare little boys.

    • @aguynamelex3146
      @aguynamelex3146 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well if Cows eat penguins than anything is possible
      Marine Biology, some weird video my friend found about penguins, we still wondered about it to this day

    • @lucygault2275
      @lucygault2275 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A Guy name Lex lol

    • @lucygault2275
      @lucygault2275 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A Guy name Lex also thats weird 😮

  • @adamfox8348
    @adamfox8348 6 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    I thought the rhino was for james to cope with that a storm or a tornado killed his parents
    And his aunts reference the Rhino because it keeps him from running away and to be obedient subconsciously
    But that is just me
    But I just learned about the book and it makes more sense but it was not hard to imagine without the book

    • @DeSoulTV
      @DeSoulTV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Maybe a rhino represents a rhinovirus. Like they got sick and died.

    • @DreamBelief
      @DreamBelief 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I can understand you thinking that if you saw the movie first, as it does suggest it. The book has no mention of a storm at all, and as you said does explain the rhino much better, so I always wondered why the storm was added to the movie. There was no purpose for it, and it was misleading.

    • @vinnytheplayer5500
      @vinnytheplayer5500 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I dont get it

    • @wendigowithwifi8494
      @wendigowithwifi8494 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah they treated him like a slave

    • @YuukiTakemoto1996
      @YuukiTakemoto1996 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DeSoulTV But a cold is easy to cure.

  • @punishedburger9689
    @punishedburger9689 6 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    "Rhinos" By Randy Newman
    Rhinoth
    They thcare little boyth
    Athathanating parenth!
    They don't bring 'em much joy!
    Ith Randy!

  • @whyamihere4269
    @whyamihere4269 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    "My name is James
    That's what my mother called me"
    No shit

    • @nifralo2752
      @nifralo2752 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Human maybe his dad called him that or his granny. How ever could we have gone on not knowing that.

    • @whyamihere4269
      @whyamihere4269 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Toad Lash Oh ok XD

  • @aidanbarnes4290
    @aidanbarnes4290 7 ปีที่แล้ว +713

    "Can you imagine if one of the Disney movies did that?" This is a Disney movie

    • @darkstar5081
      @darkstar5081 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Aidan Barnes It was a Disney movie?

    • @3layerdipstack726
      @3layerdipstack726 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      That’s explains the singing

    • @deejaysilver9
      @deejaysilver9 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I'm pretty sure that was a joke.

    • @s.l.thecoffeeaddict1657
      @s.l.thecoffeeaddict1657 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      But it isn’t a classic animated film...

    • @CloverBell13
      @CloverBell13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Eh... kind of. The production company was disney if I remember right but it was not filmed/animated by the disney studio.

  • @lefthandersrule9419
    @lefthandersrule9419 5 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    Man this guy loves tearing apart my childhood
    but I still come back for more XD

    • @commentspae
      @commentspae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *HE'S CALLED. THE NOSTALGIA. CRITIC. WHAT DID YOU EXPECT!?*

  • @lordnastrond1
    @lordnastrond1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    *IT'S ALL IN JAMES' IMAGINATION*
    the Rhino is his way of coping with whatever killed his parents in front of him (most likely a storm or natural disaster considering how it appears), his aunts play on his explanation to torment him. He even admits in his confrontation with it - "You're not even a real rhino!". The shark resembles the old oven he has to clean, and it spits out the fish heads he is forced to eat. The bugs, including the spider he sees earlier in the movie, are the only living things he comes across that don't torment him, so he projects anthropomorphic qualities onto them so that he can pretend to have friends. They all want to go to New York because that was the holiday with his parents he never got to go on so he idealizes it as a place where wonderful things can happen. He imagines the giant peach because the idea of being free is almost as impossible as the old dead peach tree he sees every day finally producing fruit. The reason the aunts keep turning up, his dream, the figurehead on the underwater ship, and finally at New York is because they are his harsh reality threatening to shatter his escape into dreams. This is also why so many strange little flourishes in the story exist - like the objects floating around the peach during the "love" song.
    This is the story of an incredibly lonely boy using his powerful imagination to craft a better reality for himself - its very sad.
    BUT in the end he uses his imagination, this story "he dreamed up" to find some strength in himself and realize his self-worth: he has real dreams and ambitions and that's something to be proud of, the Rhino is just "smoke and noise" used to scare him, and its his aunts who are "nothing" - not him.
    This is of course in the context of the movie, not the book - I feel like this is the direction the director was going, not Road Dahl.

    • @PinkGoldAbby
      @PinkGoldAbby 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      **claps**
      My Dude. You are my fcking savior.

    • @hayato3820
      @hayato3820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      the movie is still shit, though

    • @Poppy_and_ponies
      @Poppy_and_ponies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The people who made this film probably aren’t smart enough to make that symbolism

    • @mckenzie.latham91
      @mckenzie.latham91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@hayato3820 it’s actually not bad...i always find it interesting when people like the critic demand more films that delve into creativity and imagination, and when one like this does that as the OP points out, they slam it for those she qualities,

    • @mckenzie.latham91
      @mckenzie.latham91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Poppy_and_ponies except they did make the symbolism since all those scenes as he points out are in the film...

  • @kingnothing915
    @kingnothing915 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1383

    Those aunts were ancestors of Rihanna! "WORK WORK WORK WORK!"

    • @RogerDietch
      @RogerDietch 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Exactly😂

    • @TheChikius
      @TheChikius 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Isn't that Iggy Zanalea?

    • @emmaa9161
      @emmaa9161 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +Chiki Lezhava em nope

    • @MasterDisaster64
      @MasterDisaster64 8 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      That's probably the most braindead song I've ever heard.

    • @mrwindupbird101
      @mrwindupbird101 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I always thought she was inspired by the Covenant Elite's from Halo 1 "WORG WORG WORG WORG"

  • @amorfm4071
    @amorfm4071 7 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    I was like 7 when I watched this for the first time, and I just lost my shit when I saw jack. "Hey u guys jack is having another identity crisis he thinks he's a pirate now"

  • @Ryan-Streams
    @Ryan-Streams 7 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    I'm pretty sure Roald Dahl was just batshit crazy. I mean, just go and read the plot summary on Wikipedia of Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator.

    • @inkheart151
      @inkheart151 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ryan's Rants did and done

    • @strawberrysoulforever8336
      @strawberrysoulforever8336 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      He's written worse stories. His children's books include mutation and metamorphosis (The Witches, Charlie and The Chocolate Factory and The Magic Finger), child abuse and abuse of power (Matilda), unhealthy eating habits and nightmares that come true (The BFG), etc. Also, do you realize the bugs terrify James in the book by talking about how they're starving from the minute he finds them? While staring at him so he thinks they're going to eat him?

    • @gabeitch9142
      @gabeitch9142 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He was also an ass

    • @impatienstheshmuck5348
      @impatienstheshmuck5348 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Great Glass Elevator is hilarious. About 40% of the story focuses on the US government, as well as a fictional president. Roald was a British spy, so this little piece of comedy had obvious roots in that job.

    • @baranguirus
      @baranguirus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah, that was a really shitty book. While the original Chocolate Factory had a clear story and plot drive, Glass Elevator is aimless and goes off on tangents like a bad fanfiction, plus I felt that the characters were flanderized.

  • @PBarr
    @PBarr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    In the book it explains what happened to James’s parents better

    • @oscarramirez2697
      @oscarramirez2697 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      From what i remember they get trampled to death by an actual rhino, right?

    • @queenofnevers6990
      @queenofnevers6990 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      In fact it doesn't really matter

    • @springingsometraps9036
      @springingsometraps9036 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@oscarramirez2697 little tip when you go shopping while a rhino is there..try not to get stomped on..

    • @Neat0_o
      @Neat0_o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What really happened to his parents?!? I need to know now!!?!!

    • @KershawArchie05
      @KershawArchie05 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The critic obviously hasn’t read the book !

  • @robinsaxton7875
    @robinsaxton7875 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Also as for James singing that song "my name is James" I just saw it as a person responding to the mental and emotional abuse that they go through with someone who basically says "don't be your daydreaming lazy self and work, work, work, work". It is his way of reminding himself that he is a human being who is worthy of being themselves.

  • @jordanschmidt8940
    @jordanschmidt8940 7 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Is it just me but the scene where James is telling how he made it across the ocean in the peach, it reminds me of how spongebob talked about how he made it to shell city

  • @Connor_Tyler
    @Connor_Tyler 8 ปีที่แล้ว +755

    Wow, we need to surround you with insane amounts of military-grade firearms more often if you get *this* positive!

    • @plushbunny6800
      @plushbunny6800 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Indeed. I'll send in reinforcements soon.

    • @ravnhaveland9594
      @ravnhaveland9594 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I got no less then 5 misils, 7 tanks and 6 other wepons to help him to stay "wilingli" nice!

    • @gooboi8317
      @gooboi8317 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nice spelling what are you 7?

    • @photoacc1945
      @photoacc1945 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Let’s grab some guns...and ships...

    • @ravnhaveland9594
      @ravnhaveland9594 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Almost 14, #NORWAY

  • @MythicSuns
    @MythicSuns 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    20:04 and then Spider-man shows up and says "HEY, THAT'S MY SHTICK!"

  • @Katerine459
    @Katerine459 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I didn't much care for this movie when it first came out in theaters, but I do appreciate why others really like the movie.
    Let's take the really convenient clouds, followed by the extremely sudden, extremely unbelievable, and extremely unexplained explanation for James' parents' deaths. Taken in the context of the rest of the movie, there's clearly a purpose to this, and that purpose is to throw any adult viewer into the unconscious mindset of, "ok, this is an unreliable narrator, and an unreliable *lens.* We're supposed to read between the lines."
    This movie shows us the world as James - a child who's just lost his parents and has been sent to live with two abusive aunts - sees it... not as it actually is. Whether you see the entire "peach" storyline as literally happening in the story, or as James' escapist fantasy, is up to the viewer, but everything that comes before it... the aunts are definitely abusive (it takes a special kind of cruelty to learn that a child believes his parents were devoured by a rhino, and mock him for it instead of sitting him down and explaining the truth - whatever the truth may be), but they're probably not really that *cartoonishly* abusive - that's just how *James* sees them. And the camera shows us the world as James sees it.
    The songs are still... meh. Not quite as bad as NC is making them out to be (there's a real sadness to "my name is James. That's what mother called me. My name is James. So it's always been. Sometimes I forget..." - his aunts never call him by his name, so he has to remind himself what it is), but musically speaking, they're nothing special. And NC's point about the spider character is a good one. And I personally *like* suspending disbelief - to me, that's the entire joy of fiction - so a movie that's purposely telling you *not* to suspend disbelief isn't my cup of tea - but it's very artfully done, and I can see why others love the movie.

    • @rainydaze4409
      @rainydaze4409 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What does the mechanical shark represent? I'm with you on all of this, but if all of that has an explanation, what is the explanation for the shark?

    • @nifralo2752
      @nifralo2752 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rainydaze4409 or the skeleton pirates ? You could argue I guess they are extensions of the rhinosarus and aunts but there's not really any link to them. In the book there are sharks but they are normal sharks. So it really feels like it's there just for an action sequence. No piarats at all in the book but there are "cloud men" who are kinda similar to the movie rhino.
      It dose seem like some of it is meant to be symbolism but the other half is pure cartoon nonsense.

  • @pikhik816
    @pikhik816 8 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    'kryptonite pasta' i'm dead

    • @tristanhartup4936
      @tristanhartup4936 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      R.I.P Pik Hik, you will be missed.

    • @pikhik816
      @pikhik816 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Give me a good send off bro

    • @woodpencils9355
      @woodpencils9355 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I always see these comments like "oh i read this at the same time it happened woowowowow" and I'm always thinking *yeah bullshit* but....it just happened......to me...…..it makes it even more hilarious

    • @its_a_poncho
      @its_a_poncho 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pik Hik same

  • @JamesBuschell
    @JamesBuschell 9 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    My name is James. That's what mother called me

    • @scaledjames98
      @scaledjames98 9 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      My name is James, so it's always been

    • @thomasalvarez6456
      @thomasalvarez6456 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      My names JAMES!

    • @anatayGrande123
      @anatayGrande123 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      James Buschell "My name is Jeff."

    • @ShaunInce123
      @ShaunInce123 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      James Buschell Best lyric ever.

    • @jeniferjoseph9200
      @jeniferjoseph9200 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Thomas Alvarez but isn't it Thomas?

  • @milenartmeire2588
    @milenartmeire2588 6 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    I really loved this film as a kid, and I still really like it(but I agree it's kinda weird). I always believed that the rhino was metaphoric, or a way James imagination worked, builded up by his aunts abusive mocking. To me the rhino was actually a thunder storm/hurricane, wich was what killed their parents, and his childsh imagination turned it into a giant rhino...for some reason, maybe it was a copping mechanism, to give his fear a physical form, to me what he feared was actually thunder storms/hurricanes. Or maybe his aunts invented that story to abuse the boy's mind further and scare him.
    My brother actually always feared the rhino in this movie when he was a kid, even today he doesnt like the rhino scenes because it brings back bad memories. Btw, one my brother's biggest fears are thunder storms, so it makes sense.

    • @LordMegatron-qk2gz
      @LordMegatron-qk2gz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Whats your problem? It makes sense.

    • @MabuseXX
      @MabuseXX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It is written in the book that it was a rhinoceros that had escaped from the zoo.....

    • @milenartmeire2588
      @milenartmeire2588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MabuseXX Yeah, but it was not in the movie. Movies sometimes are diferent from the book.

  • @theman3736
    @theman3736 8 ปีที่แล้ว +554

    Remember Critic, you can't express your opinion on the internet!

    • @vodamiinurl1337
      @vodamiinurl1337 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      oh no! you have a different opinion than me! someone call the internet police!

    • @TroyB42
      @TroyB42 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +vodahmiin nonamehere Lock The Critic UP!!! NO PAROLE!!!!

    • @iluvyurbles
      @iluvyurbles 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      In fear of my life I'm going to agree with you!

    • @mikeyeaton4964
      @mikeyeaton4964 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oh, how far Humanity has fallen.

    • @iluvyurbles
      @iluvyurbles 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mikey Eaton it fell once youtube comments were a thing

  • @MisterSpocktopus
    @MisterSpocktopus 9 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    James and The Giant Peach was one of the movies I loved to watch as a kid, in fact I rented it constantly at the video store whenever my parents and I went there. But now that I'm older, I can see it's flaws. It's definitely trying to tell a creative and imaginative story, but I feel like it loses its intention by rushing exposition and trying to turn it into a semi-musical.

    • @DragicaOfficial
      @DragicaOfficial 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      SomethingAboutSean I find it amazing how you switched your it's and its there, almost as if you tried.

    • @Bluecho4
      @Bluecho4 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SomethingAboutSean When I was young we got this movie on video, but the tape got messed up or lost or something, and I never got to watch it like a billion times, like I would have. Still, I have fond memories of it. I think it could have been better if they'd replaced some of the bland musical numbers with more character-building scenes, as the cast of bugs have pretty varied but ultimately limited personalities. The quiet scenes with the Spider and Grasshopper were probably among the best scenes simply because we got to know them.

  • @memori02
    @memori02 8 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    It'd be a lot better if the imagery were representations of a real life sequence though a child's eye. Maybe the parents actually died in a car crash because they couldn't see in a storm and the clouds looked like a rhino. This would also explain why the shark is mechanical. Maybe it was cold and raining and that'd explain the sequence of having to fight pirates under cold water. It could actually be making sense if it tried hard enough.

    • @rlinders9972
      @rlinders9972 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Paradox The Pro That doesn't explain why it was firing fish heads, though.

    • @krackkorn7205
      @krackkorn7205 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      +The Art of Agoraphobia I think that the Rhino supposed to represent a larger truck that rammed into James's parents car

    • @AcrosstheKeyofSeaCouple
      @AcrosstheKeyofSeaCouple 8 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I'm actually pretty sure it's a reference to World War II. Roald Dahl was a WWII veteran and referenced the war a lot in most of his books. A big black rhino that descended from the sky could very well represent a bomb. Most children in England were evacuated to rural areas (like Aunt Sponge & Spiker's house) so that would explain why James was not killed with them.

    • @dynastylobster8957
      @dynastylobster8957 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Paradox The Pro Butts make poo he says , BURTS DON'T MAKE POO , STOMACHS MAKE POO

    • @dynastylobster8957
      @dynastylobster8957 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DANG AUTO CORRECT
      *DAMN

  • @epicmaj8r
    @epicmaj8r 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Jack: Now, tell me all you know about...Christmas Land
    I died

  • @fatalduchessdineondirt6629
    @fatalduchessdineondirt6629 8 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    Damn it, a giant Rhinoceros ate my parents again!
    THAT'S THE THIRD PAIR THIS WEEK!

    • @kellyr1403
      @kellyr1403 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      TheSpycicleGamer I'm actually really happy, cause the rhino ate my rude, snobby, happen to be relatives of really nice parents this week!

    • @coralaisly
      @coralaisly 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Cut to James wrapping his aunts in leaves and foliage to try and attract the rhino

  • @pkmntrainermark8881
    @pkmntrainermark8881 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Apparently, the rhino was unsurprisingly an actual rhino escaped from the zoo in the book. Not sure why the movie made it a storm, though... Maybe that's how James's child mind nightmared it?

    • @Janoha17
      @Janoha17 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      In the book, the peach falls because a plane flew past and the propellers cut the lines.
      And the aunts were flattened to death when the peach rolled them over in act 1.

    • @melissacooper4282
      @melissacooper4282 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well I was shocked in the movie version when Aunts Sponge and Spiker suddenly appeared in New York looking like drowned rats. I was thinking "What are they doing there?! They are supposed to be dead!" Meaning that in the book the women were flattened by the giant peach. It even said that they looked like two flattened pancakes.

  • @kylelucero7848
    @kylelucero7848 6 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Didn't Randy Newman write " You've got a Friend in me" from Toy story, that was a pretty good song

    • @furioussherman7265
      @furioussherman7265 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He also won Oscars for his work on the soundtracks for Monsters Inc. and Toy Story 3.

    • @abdurrahmanqureshi3030
      @abdurrahmanqureshi3030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He also made the song "The Time of your Life" from A Bug's Life as well as "Strange Things" from Toy Story, both of which are legendary. So I'm really not sure where this take on Randy Newman came from. That was a BAD take.

  • @corban7503
    @corban7503 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    18:20 NOOoooooooo.... **squish** RHINOS, THEY SCARE LITTLE BOYS

  • @Miketendo93
    @Miketendo93 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "Ugh It's like someone put make-up on the crypt keeper" LOL!! xD

  • @mememan3447
    @mememan3447 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    “Really? We’re singing a song about eating the goddamn peach?”
    Yes we are, because this song was from the book.

  • @bluebreeze4258
    @bluebreeze4258 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    That scream at the end was gold

  • @17moonbeams
    @17moonbeams 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    About the rhino. At least in the book it had escaped from London Zoo. But a rhino appearing out of nowhere? I'm with the Nostalgia Critic with that! Also I'm surprised he didn't put in Manny's line from Ice Age in. "Wait a minute. I thought rhinos were vegetarians!" Thank you anyway Nostalgic Critic Guy! I love James and the giant peach and you are always a funny guy. From Virginia Clark. 🤣🍌🌸🦋🐦🍓🐮.

    • @mckenzie.latham91
      @mckenzie.latham91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I always assumed the rhino in the film was a metaphor/a representation that james brain made up to cover for the truth
      This is all implicated during the final confrontation where james says the rhino isn’t even a real rhino
      and the bookworm tells him to do what his father said and look at it another way...which is why the rhino turns into a regular lighting storm before dissipating.

    • @splatem546
      @splatem546 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I had a very stupid theory that the rhino was only a curse,made by the aunts to to torment James,the reason is because of jealousy,they wanted a person to work for them and James was the one they wanted.

    • @17moonbeams
      @17moonbeams 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@splatem546 I love your theory! I always wonder what it would be like if James managed to change the Rhino into a friend and use it agasint his Aunts. Also I'm sorry he lost his parents.

    • @splatem546
      @splatem546 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@17moonbeams Perhaps someday,...
      someday...

  • @osmosisjones4912
    @osmosisjones4912 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    First I thought the Rino was a metaphor but later it's it's literal

  • @lupinbun7240
    @lupinbun7240 7 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    Er... Critic. I get your point about 'My Name is James' but the song about eating the peach was literally in the book.

    • @davidturbo8566
      @davidturbo8566 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ScallywagJac id say he’d read it, as any kid in the 80s did in school..

    • @voltazurite1832
      @voltazurite1832 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Really?

    • @sebastianquintero1834
      @sebastianquintero1834 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      ScallywagJac he’s reviewing the movie, not the book.

    • @lloyddragon2036
      @lloyddragon2036 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "My Name is James" is good because it portrays the simple yet heart felt coping mechanisms that James uses to survive living with his abusive aunts. Also I think things like the peach eating song or Tom Bombadil from LoTR are the types of things that a book can do but a movie can't. So I really think they actually shouldn't have put it in the movie, because that's the type of thing you leave out of movies and makes them boring. For a book though, it can be awesome, because books naturally have time for more story-telling details that add to the experience.

    • @Fallingslowly09
      @Fallingslowly09 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Well maybe it was dumb in the book too

  • @Mar1o_640
    @Mar1o_640 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Well...
    Newman DID write “You got a friend in me”, so...

    • @dailygeek1334
      @dailygeek1334 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mar1o 640 There has to be at least one daisy in a field of weeds, right?

    • @mrmeowsermoney
      @mrmeowsermoney 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dailygeek1334 he wrote a LOT of good songs

    • @orangeslash1667
      @orangeslash1667 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mrmeowsermoney Really, did he Really?????

    • @mrmeowsermoney
      @mrmeowsermoney 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@orangeslash1667 when she loved me, friends on the other side, strange things, etc
      He was good with Disney, anyway

    • @orangeslash1667
      @orangeslash1667 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mrmeowsermoney Ok I'll give you that much. Still, Lot of people like the Nostalgia Critic thinks that Randy Newman songs don't have much flavor compared to say Alan Menken, David Zippel, or Lynn Ahrens and Stephen Flaherty.

  • @techne360
    @techne360 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I said 'What?' right before he lifted the paper I'm dying 😂😂

  • @elekinggudon3245
    @elekinggudon3245 6 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    5:31
    Actually Critic this IS a Disney Movie

    • @tildafreeman6794
      @tildafreeman6794 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      eleking gudon I

    • @mallardduckjrh8048
      @mallardduckjrh8048 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I forget that a lot

    • @GenderlessWitch
      @GenderlessWitch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that is weird because I remember saw the movie on CN
      (Sorry if I wrote something wrong but I am not very good on english)

  • @hypotheticaltapeworm
    @hypotheticaltapeworm 8 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Isn't it odd how Rihanna's "Work" has the word "work" said 5 times at the first line of the chorus, just as many times those Aunt characters scream it?

    • @keegster7167
      @keegster7167 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's so weird!

    • @Mr_Meatbox
      @Mr_Meatbox 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Doug A someone make a remix of that right now

    • @nicolerivera289
      @nicolerivera289 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Doug A Rhianna said work 6 times

    • @dannywapbang
      @dannywapbang 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      And Tetris Blast, along with that gorram ad for it. Yes, cockroach. It's supposed to be a GAAAAME.

    • @kamikelly3908
      @kamikelly3908 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      When they said work my mind immediately went to the work song lol

  • @jazzydrawz3792
    @jazzydrawz3792 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    This movie literally gave me a nightmare.
    It was weird too...They turned someones mum into chocolate them ate them, weird blood chocolate spilling out. They then asked if I wanted the same done to my mum. I was like 5 years old and I can just remember me saying "uhh...no?" LMAO.

    • @LeagueOfVillains32
      @LeagueOfVillains32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’ve Watched This Movie A Lot Of Times And I Definitely Don’t Remember That Being In The Movie.

    • @EpicJosh84
      @EpicJosh84 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@LeagueOfVillains32 he said it was his nightmare about it
      I got confused reading it too, don't worry

  • @journeyrivenburgh1052
    @journeyrivenburgh1052 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I think the reason why James refers to himself as a third person in his opening song at the begining of the movie is because he's essentially rehumanizing himself. He is completly and utterly alone; both of the parents who named him and loved him are dead (the only thing left behind is his name), his aunts hate him, and dont even call him by his name (they dehumanize him by calling him a beast), and he has no friends or family other than two people who hate him. All he has is himself. So it feels lile he's repeating his own name to remind himself that he's still a person and that he was once loved and that life was happier once ( "My name is James. James...where are you? Isn't it a lovely day?").

  • @wazzupyuwu
    @wazzupyuwu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "Look Simba. Everything the light touches, is our kingdom."
    "Wow..."
    "And then a rhino came and ate him up. *nom*"
    THE END
    "WORK, WORK, WORK, WORK, WORK!!!!"

  • @HowdyFolksGaming
    @HowdyFolksGaming 7 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Why is every freaking comment on this video about the dang rhino??

    • @albertschoise8091
      @albertschoise8091 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Howdy Folks! Gaming *shrugs*

    • @DoubleADwarf
      @DoubleADwarf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Because it's in the room, and SOMEONE has to talk about it!

    • @randylaffy7679
      @randylaffy7679 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I read that as DRAG think heheh

    • @evilparadigm
      @evilparadigm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dost thou anus bleed of irony?

  • @QueenBoo919
    @QueenBoo919 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    16:08 killed me holy shit'
    that movie clip of Jack saying "Since I am dead, I can take off my head" playing with that scene was perfect.

  • @GB.Gaming
    @GB.Gaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    15:18
    I spat my drink out when this part came on.
    Ever since I saw this review, my girlfriend and I can't say the word "rhino" without saying "RHINOATH"
    lol
    Hilarious

  • @Jmorris3265
    @Jmorris3265 8 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    This review is just so wonderfully passive aggressive and sarcastic.

  • @AlexG-tf9bi
    @AlexG-tf9bi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    That house at the ending is pretty physically impossible.

    • @kennandunn7533
      @kennandunn7533 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      so is a peach growing a thousand times it's size in less than a minute.
      So is said peach being lifted by only about a thousand seagulls.
      So is going to bed off the coast of Britain and waking up in Antarctica the next morning while under the power of said seagulls.

    • @troy801
      @troy801 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So are giant talking insects Alex.

  • @infinityzer054
    @infinityzer054 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    4:36 I wonder how the movie would have been if the line was instead of “an angry rhinoceros”
    It would have been “the devil in the form of a rhinoceros abducted his their parents” or something along the lines of that

  • @Sandlot1992
    @Sandlot1992 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    15:57 Douchie: you mean Christmas Town, Captain Jack Skellington!

  • @dawsonbrannan9977
    @dawsonbrannan9977 8 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    Ah, yes... I remember a time when a cloud-rhino teleports out of nowhere and killed my parents while leaving me at a beach.
    Basic 90's stuff.

  • @Snqwy
    @Snqwy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    "I landed on the tallest building in the world!"
    *New York isn't located in Asia*

    • @fimband3855
      @fimband3855 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It was the tallest building in the world when Dahl wrote the book...and i think when the movie was made too

    • @silveryote1
      @silveryote1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      No, when the movie came out the Sears Tower was the tallest building in the world, not the Empire State Building.

    • @MASTEROFEVIL
      @MASTEROFEVIL 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The movie is set in the 1920s which at the time the empire state building was the building in the world

    • @Lord_Skeptic
      @Lord_Skeptic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Empire State Building Was The tallest building from 1931. The tallest building in the 1920's was Woolworth building.

    • @Charles12
      @Charles12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      fun fact, this was during the 50s or something, and the empire state building was built in the 1910s, and was the tallest building for over 40 years. DUHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! (no offense)

  • @72melmo
    @72melmo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    The rhinoceros was in the book. It's a children's book. It's fantasy. Also, it's Roald Dahl - he didn't pander to his readers.

    • @Hdusiekwbshsjs
      @Hdusiekwbshsjs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      At least it was an actual rhino and not some clouds

    • @MarkCactus59
      @MarkCactus59 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My teacher read this book to my 2nd grade class. I loved it, loved the movie and up until this point I always assumed RD was a female. I'm 31...

    • @melissacooper4282
      @melissacooper4282 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I remember reading this book in my fifth grade reading class. Then many years later I re-read it.

  • @Matt-nd1li
    @Matt-nd1li 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I grew up watching this movie as a kid, this was litterly my favorite film don't care if some people dislike It, I personally enjoyed It.

  • @shanryder
    @shanryder 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    This movie is just as weird as I remember

  • @Noseybonkeys
    @Noseybonkeys 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    The only part I ever watched from this film was when they found the pirate ship with Jack . Best part 10/10

  • @ECL28E
    @ECL28E 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    ♪My naaaaaame is♪
    chika-chika Slim Shady!

  • @emersonmurillo9776
    @emersonmurillo9776 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Person 1: He says he didn't like the movie
    Person 2: Kill em
    Nostalgia Critic: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

  • @irissubjectnull
    @irissubjectnull 7 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    were the aunts just following him until the peach landed? how did they get there so fast?

    • @trippcory
      @trippcory 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      They drove after him across the ocean floor. And to their credit, that's a pretty amazing accomplishment.

    • @irissubjectnull
      @irissubjectnull 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      especially in the arctic. they must have been freezing *gasp* they're disguising themselves as the ship ladies to follow him!

    • @trippcory
      @trippcory 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      No, that was just an ordinary ship mast that coincidentally looked like the aunts.

    • @Dreigonix
      @Dreigonix 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's been a long time since I've seen the whole movie, but I seem to remember the mecha-shark being piloted by the aunts. Maybe I'm just trippin'.

    • @ThatStupidCircle89
      @ThatStupidCircle89 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lizzie Sloan pretty sure a giant peach on top of the Eiffel Tower would get their attention

  • @julieburling638
    @julieburling638 7 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Do the Matilda review

  • @dnaidentheperson6497
    @dnaidentheperson6497 7 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    This movie is OK, but you have to acknowledge it's flaws without getting triggered.

    • @Soggys0up85
      @Soggys0up85 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      DNAiden the person I feel like Doug has a lack of understanding when it comes to surrealism. Not everything has to be explained.

    • @treyowen9213
      @treyowen9213 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      DNAiden the person damn straight homie.

    • @thegameknight8916
      @thegameknight8916 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree with AAproductions to an extent (Stephen King had a quote about explanations being the antithesis of fear.), but DNAiden is also right.

  • @Wishbone4evr
    @Wishbone4evr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "Mapquest can suck it" LMFAO!!! They sure can, cloud. They sure can. XD

    • @LainWithSweetTea
      @LainWithSweetTea 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol I get better bus directions from freaking Google maps

  • @SomaCruz666
    @SomaCruz666 9 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    this movie could be a metaphor for almost anything

    • @juliank6793
      @juliank6793 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ***** Does that make an excuse for the laziness and plot holes?

    • @SomaCruz666
      @SomaCruz666 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Julian Kritic no, not at all

    • @juliank6793
      @juliank6793 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ***** OK then. Juuuust checking

    • @buttAttack
      @buttAttack 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Julian Kritic well yeah it kinda does.. I mean a ton of movies leave plot holes and leave it to the audience to figure it out.. I think they are called Art Films...

    • @SomaCruz666
      @SomaCruz666 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      123456789 987654321 oh thats kinda true, I wouldn't like inception nearly as much if it wasn't for the ending where they don't show the top stopping, so its up for the audiences interpretation, if it stopped it would have just been a cliche happy ending

  • @uhhhjok9415
    @uhhhjok9415 8 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    lost my shit at "garfields anus"

    • @NEETKitten
      @NEETKitten 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I lost my shit at "Seiko Shinohara".

    • @epitaph574
      @epitaph574 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I lost my shit when someone stole it.

    • @komalkeesara1903
      @komalkeesara1903 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Perkybawlz

    • @NachoCheeseDorito-Kun
      @NachoCheeseDorito-Kun 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hallo, Seiko. How's School-Hell working out for you?

  • @MoffittArts
    @MoffittArts 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    That shark scares the everliving shit out of me

  • @The_Fabulous_Mochi
    @The_Fabulous_Mochi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I feel so bad for nostalgia critic, this man has to deal with one of the most toxic fanbase's I've ever seen. Hats off to you man, God bless you.

    • @The_Fabulous_Mochi
      @The_Fabulous_Mochi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @BullfrogWisdom well, the opening of this video should be evidence enough. The fact that he has to talk about and make up for ONE bad video is Insanity. And then the fans started demanding an amazing video to make up for it. Sounds pretty toxic to me

    • @alextelson4416
      @alextelson4416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@The_Fabulous_Mochi you have another subscriber

    • @The_Fabulous_Mochi
      @The_Fabulous_Mochi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@alextelson4416 thanks man ☺️

  • @cretethemoonman
    @cretethemoonman 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I think the rhino in the movie was meant to represent the explanation his aunts gave him instead of what REALLY happened...
    You see, the explanation was purposely rushed, and you never saw anything beyond the dark, stormy clouds. You see a vague shape of a rhino, but not much else. Considering James has an active imagination and the movie was smart enough to show him finding shapes in the clouds with his parents, it makes sense that he would see the shape of the rhino there. This is further supported later on, when James overcomes his fear of the rhino and reveals it for what it really was...just a bunch of noise.
    If the aunts are really that horrible, it's not too big of a leap to think they killed his parents to inherit their property, especially seeing as they don't really have any jobs and yet can still afford to eat and live in what had once been a pretty nice house.
    Images of the aunts can be seen in a few parts of the movie, so one could assume that they represent the fear of his aunts and the repressed memories of abuse "following" him throughout his adventure.
    In addition to this, the aunts put James through massive emotional and mental abuse and force him pretty much to do a slave's work...part of this, of course, is constantly referencing the rhino and how if he doesn't work hard enough, it will get him too...perhaps a subtle threat that they'll kill him, as well, if he doesn't do what they say?
    Finally, when James sings "my name is James", this seemingly innocent song echoes a pretty eerie concept...those who are abused and treated like a thing eventually break down and lose their sense of identity and personality, and in such an abusive household, it's pretty easy to see James eventually break down and lose the spirit he once had.
    As a side note, many of the songs that were made in the movie were actually in the original book and were mostly unchanged, so Randy Newman, surprisingly enough, wasn't guilty of making these kind of bland/pointless songs...think of them sort of like the oompa-loompa songs from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, meant to set up a tone/mood and show the budding camaraderie in the group...to be honest, my only gripe was that there wasn't any context shown before the songs were sung, unlike in the book.
    As far as the rest of it, I think it's just creative liberties...the sharks in the book (yes there was more than one) weren't mechanical, they were real...perhaps they used a mechanical shark and only one because they were limited on their budget and couldn't waste time on making realistic models of sharks to animate, so they resorted to one super-mega-shark. The dream James had actually had a purpose, however, as the shapes of his aunts, instead of the rhino, are shown in a pile of dark, looming clouds. This supports what I mentioned earlier about the aunts most likely being the ones who killed James' parents...perhaps his dream is his sub-conscious attempting to deal with memories or thoughts his mind blocked out in a way that wouldn't induce severe psychological trauma, similar to victims of abuse who suffer from PTSD.
    In my opinion, when looking at the film this way, it's sort of like a simpler, children's version of Fight Club...hidden messages and a hidden sub-plot that explains just what was really happening under the confusing and seemingly non-sequetor appearance.
    I personally give it a 7/10...a few annoying flaws were in the movie that should have been fixed before it was released, such as context for the songs some of the insects sing, and maybe some songs should have been removed and replaced with more quiet, somber scenes, but overall this movie is pretty good. I loved it as a kid, and the hidden meaning behind the film keeps me coming back.

    • @cretethemoonman
      @cretethemoonman 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wafflefrogs101 Yes, that's in the book, but James in the movie never mentions anything about actually seeing it, only that his aunts told him it exists and killed his parents. The point I'm getting at is that the movie may have portrayed the rhino differently than in that book. In the book, the rhino is a metaphor for death. It could be literally a rhino, or it could be sickness...it's never described.
      However, if you think about it, the movie sort of makes the rhino seem much more fake than the book did, perhaps implying that it was a lie devised by his horrible aunts.

  • @themajesticmelon7295
    @themajesticmelon7295 8 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Rhinos are herbivores... But, screw, it's a fucking book/movie, nobody gives two shits about logic.

    • @randod1683
      @randod1683 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I identify as a rhino and when people generalise I get triggered, when kids dress up as rhinos I get triggered, when I see nature programmes I get triggered.

    • @celebitto7869
      @celebitto7869 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The Majestic Melon the rhino was symbolic of a bomb raid, the writer was in ww2 and so a lot of his books have subtle references to the war.

    • @gordonjamescowiest
      @gordonjamescowiest 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The Majestic Melon Rhino's have been known to kill people if step on to their territory but yeah the Rhino thing makes no sense in the book or movie. Though Roald Dahl was a dark author so that might explain things.

    • @randod1683
      @randod1683 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Queenofawesome2524 Yes but that would defeat the point.

    • @twilightzoneseinfeld
      @twilightzoneseinfeld 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Junkyard Jams Wasn't it explained in the book that the Rhino escaped from
      a zoo or something?

  • @PlacidSine
    @PlacidSine 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    4:45 we need more memes of this

    • @llolo8973
      @llolo8973 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm gonna make one okay?

  • @Wishbone4evr
    @Wishbone4evr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "Where's this loner backstory come from?" Maybe they're just trying to make the spider not so one dimensional. Make sense?

  • @NRsilver23
    @NRsilver23 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Not to mention Rhinos are vegetarians.

    • @keegster7167
      @keegster7167 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      NRsilver23 Yeah, herbivores. Although, this one can also shoot lightning and fly through the sky in a cloud, so I think it's a bit different.

  • @salvogaming2713
    @salvogaming2713 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    The only part I remember from this movie is the part where they get hungry and eat some of the peach. Weird memories

    • @inkheart151
      @inkheart151 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Salvo Gaming the funny thing is that I LOVE this movie. My mother on the other hand HATES it.

    • @ThatStupidCircle89
      @ThatStupidCircle89 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jae Pencil it’s one of my favourites, like a fairy tale

    • @melissacooper4282
      @melissacooper4282 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That was probably the only thing that also happened in the book.

  • @crashban4t.f.s.b783
    @crashban4t.f.s.b783 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I love Coraline and The Nightmare Before Christmas. This movie has none of the great feel or the charm of those movies.

    • @СергийТихомиров-в4н
      @СергийТихомиров-в4н 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's for you, maybe. Someone, including me, appreciates all three of them (Nightmare before Christmas, Coraline, James and the Giant Peach). + Corpse Bride. + Frankenweenie.

    • @MadameCorgi
      @MadameCorgi 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@СергийТихомиров-в4н Nah, this film sucks

    • @СергийТихомиров-в4н
      @СергийТихомиров-в4н 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MadameCorgi Nah, it's not. :-) (we can go on forever like that if you like)

  • @sayo-nara6523
    @sayo-nara6523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    In the book, the rhino escaped from London zoo

    • @not.supermario
      @not.supermario 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      They really should have kept that part of the book in the movie. Really would have made much more sense than just a random rhino appearing out of the sky.

  • @gwinear6940
    @gwinear6940 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    R.I.P Nostalgia Critic
    Cause of death: You don't wanna know

    • @olorosostimpete9757
      @olorosostimpete9757 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      An angry rhyno eated him for no reason

    • @springingsometraps9036
      @springingsometraps9036 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Rhinoz..they scare little boys

    • @olorosostimpete9757
      @olorosostimpete9757 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@springingsometraps9036 Azazinaiting padents, don't bring e'm much joy, that's randy

  • @xavier84623
    @xavier84623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The press conference was amazing. Actually best apology ever.

  • @robertyeah2259
    @robertyeah2259 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The thing I like about this movie is that it does capture my imagination.
    Also I like how despite how meta textual this entire video is, people are still upset that he criticized this movie.

  • @matthewkarim5919
    @matthewkarim5919 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    honestly my favorite character in this movie is Ms. Spider. I don’t know why but I feel like she stands out the most in this movie. And honestly
    The subplot of the others being afraid of her would be great, which will give her character development to be more social.