Babes in Toyland - Nostalgia Critic
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- Keanu Reeves and Drew Barrymore? YAY! 1986? NAY!
Originally aired on December 6, 2011.
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Damn, this movie looks like it was made with about 50 dollars.
and 40 of that being the price of the Zylophone...
Well welcome to the earlier episodes
@@maxcorben5274 he means the Babes in Toyland movie, not the episode.
Well it was a made for television movie.
😂 it does
I genuinely think the thumbnail for this video was cooler then the actual movie.
ziammarino I didn’t get how it relates to the movie he’s reviewing. Unless it was a Keanu Reeves reference
@Deoxys
It's an image of Keanu from The Matrix surrounded by what appears to be the toxic gas and toy bullets from Babes in Toyland.
We all did
I would totally watch a Matrix/Babes in Toyland crossover.
Nah it wasn't that bad... don't be so elithist XD
Even for a bait this wasn't funny
- ""genuinely think"" oh c'mon XD -
13:09 Who else thinks that the concept of mr. miagui seeking out and entraping the evils of the world in a glass bottle would have made for a FAR MORE interesting movie?! Am I alone in this thought?
But that isnt one of the many true meanings of Christmas.
julie martinez Wernt we all.
Honestly I'm still stuck on 3:10 I mean, who doesn't want to see Bill & Ted learn the true meaning of Kwanzaa? (insert air guitar)
Sounds like an episode of Friday the 13th: The Series.
Evil Containment Wave!
Mr. Miyagi as Santa Claus?
I gotta see this right now!!!!!!!
"Heh-hey! It's Santa Craus!"
Snow on snow off.
Well, why not. After all, in the Disney film, he was played by Uncle Albert from Mary Poppins.
It’s on TH-cam. The director’s cut that I found is 2 hours and 25 minutes long.
I'll go get dr Frankenstein
Humpty Dumpty was BY FAR the best actor of the movie.
redloiyu654jay A regular Sean Bean.
+Spider-man Noir Streep
Had by far the most brilliant performance, Oscar-worthy.
He was totally snubbed at the Oscars that year.
SuperSparrow45 yeah I can't believe he didn't win that Oscar
Everyone knows the Toymaker is secretly the true main villain. Seriously who keeps a potion of pure evil.
Thats a good point.
why did the toy maker have an army of toy soldiers in the first place if "toys cant protect you" and maybe that explains the potion of evil he has. He needed her, to "believe in the toys" to grant them power. Dude this movie is fuckin' weird.
he's obviously very flawed.
rayblack2004 the whole movie is flawed
Where else was he going to keep it?
I saw this movie as a kid without any knowledge of the title or recollection of the plot. All I could remember for YEARS is that damn Cincinnati song.
It IS really catchy.
It really was catchy and I remember my grandma and I watch this movie and I kinda enjoy it and sure this movie is not everyone’s cup of tea but it’s nostalgic for me because I watch this with my grandma before she passed away in 2007 and I was 7 years old at the time!
My god me too 😂
🎼🎶C-I-N-C-I-N-N-A-T-IIII...🎶🎵
C I N N I N N I N N CINCINNATI. The best town in O H I O, Ohio USA. At first they called it Cincy but since Cincy is so Nati, they called it Cincinnati so they saaaaayyyy. That’s how my bro and I sang it anyways 🤷♂️
That bowling ball bit gets me every time.
*giant bowling ball comes into view*
NC: what the hell
Georgie: You see that bowling ball?
NC: no. Where.
XD
I just can’t believe he glossed over the fact that Barnaby randomly rides it through Toyland, flattening people.
12:18
Hard to believe that’s John Wick riding that Barbie themed bumper car.
"Just like corporate America. When Santa's too lazy to make things himself, he hands it over to the Asians. That's productivity at its best."
wow you watched this video too?
+Solaxe S What video?
Just quoting, no need to hurt 'em. Just expressing what they thought was funny
Sad but it sounds accurate
Americans didn't get too lazy. Labor unions ruined the cost of labor.
21:36 Admit it, seeing those toy soldiers firing real rifles was pretty awesome. It's like Toyland's own Civil War reenactment.
This comment is 5 years old. I admit that and i also admit i Love that scene and the critics reaction to it.
This whole movie is probably the fever dream of Drew Barrymore as she dies of blunt force trauma and hypothermia after nailing that tree.
Fuck yeah for that ending!
Then how come it ends with her being back home?
Wouldn't have ended with a funeral?
So the same plot as The Shack?
Babes in Toyland is like the film you show to people who think The Wizard of Oz is stupid and too kid friendly
Funinightmare or people who just like being scared by creepy animal costumes and a guy who runs innocent people over with his house. And love Drew Barrymore.
Yeah this is similar to the wizard of oz but wizard of oz is better especially because its older
I always want to see jonah ray and his bots riffed this movie
I'm from Cincinnati and I can confirm that there are some pretty nasty fumes coming off the Ohio river
Kathy H
Isn't that the city where the river used to catch on fire? Or am I thinking of Cleveland?
thats Cleveland, still wouldn't go swimming there tho
No offense, but I think Columbus is a better city than Cincinnati
@@DopeioThePhoneBoi it also the name of a beer
Is it ANY coincidence that this TV-Movie was made by Orion Pictures, the same company that brought us the Bill & Ted franchise starring our pal Keanu?
Bill & Ted Movies: EXCELLENT!!!
THIS Movie: BOGUS!!!
At least this movie was a start for Keanu.
If Bill & Ted was excellent, what does that make John Wick?
@@jacksongibbs8998 Most triumphant?
The land of Oz looks magical and that was made in the late 30s, this is made in the mid 80s and looks like it had budget cuts. That is sad.
Dan Rodriguez wrong the wizard of oz was actually made in 1939
@@darkbubblepenguin9865 No, it technically came out in 1939. It was made from 1938 to 1939.
It's just a cheap television movie made in time for the Christmas season.
I wonder if i could sing that Cincinnati song about my favorite City?
I come from B-O-S-T-O-N B-O-S-T-O-N Boston! the best place in M-A-S awe...
It's amazing that the toy soldiers scene made the same part of "March of the Wooden Soldiers" (decades older) look high tech.
First saw the title "Babes In Toyland", thinks it's a porno
lol check out cinemasnobs channel (stoned gremlin productions) he covers bad porn movies like teenage mutant ninja turtle porn
Tristan Hartup When I first saw the movie I was thinking the same thing.
Tristan Hartup I saw this movie laying on a desk in the school I work at and had to double take XD
Tristan Hartup that says way more about how creepy you are and less about an old children's fairy tale.
It just sounds like a porno title, so what?
So THIS is where Neo ended up after defeating Smith. WOW !
Toms in Wonderland
And before surfing with Patrick Swayze, he gave them a startling revelation, "I AM AN F B I AGENT!!"
Woah
Yeah, Will Smith shouldn't have turned down The Matrix.....Oh, you meant AGENT Smith!
UGH! Uh-uh.
That's John Wick everybody.
“Now Egg roll! Now Fried Rice! Now Mushu with Ham! On Wonton! On Dumpling! And Mugu Gaipan!” So who’s the most famous reindeer of all then?
Fortune Cookie
Jesus Christ that joke is so wrong but I love it
Seeing how that's Mr Miyagi, I'm gonna say Daniel San.
"WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?"
Lol Swedish ball
that my good country blob is a piece of satans face turned into a movie
I just noticed at 16:00 that the fat dudes buttons on his brown shirt looks like sausage nipples
+MegaTNT32 I really wish the Critic made that a running gag.
+MegaTNT32 Your profile picture fits so well!
I wish the Critic would do a Rankin/Bass movie.
He did The King and I: The Animated Movie.
ohhhh, yeah. I was thinking of the stop-motion holiday ones specifically. Like Santa Claus is Coming to Town or Rudolph's Shiny New Year.
snipelfritz in top 11 best santa talk about santa is coming to town
I wish the critic would do a rankin bass Christmas special review. Maybe this December
I'm still waiting for him to review Return of the King
"Just because there's good in him doesn't mean he isn't an asshole." - Linkara
What video was that from I feel like it's on the tip of my tounge
@@alexjewett7455 I do believe it's the one where Golden Age Superman met Santa Claus.
That's not a meme quotable thing... is just easy logic.
"Now Egg-roll, now Fried-Rice, now Mushu with Ham! On won-ton-on dumpling, and Mu-Gu-Gai-Pan!!"
This line killed me..... I'm sorry for misspelling literally everything.
You didn't misspell anything I think
Funny thing here is that these are all foods associated with CHINESE food, and with Pat Morita being Japanese kinda seems pretty racist at first blush. But, in the end, this food Americans call "Chinese food" was actually mostly created by a Japanese-American during the internment of World War 2, so I guess I have to give the NC some good props for his knowledge of General Tso's history.
Huh, I knew that shit was made by Asian Americans, but I thought it was at least by Chinese-Americans...
The Blank King I know this is old but it's Moo Goo Gai Pan. you were close
Well I think someday I wanna go to a authentic Chinese resturant one day just to enjoy true Chinese cuisine. I know I enjoy the Chinese-American food as well but someday I wanna try some authentic Chinese food.
Ever notice how NC´s "Hello" at the beginning resembles Kermit the Frogs "Hey Ho Everybody"?
There's a spider on the logo 😂😂😂
RandomWordsGaming SPIDERS
RandomWordsGaming There is also a tree in a forrest mister obvious.
Jeff E Shoot the spider!
Squid Bomb Productions It's okay pal. Not all of us can be so lucky to get a box for Christmas.
7:49 Oh, come on. It's about as insane as living in a pineapple under the sea.
At least Spongebob has a charming personality and his voice actor is amazing. Also, his giant Pineapple looks delicious and confy too!
"He could wax on, wax off these guys before Happy Days comes on"
Meta!
2:36 is a lame joke, but he delivers it so well that I laughed
Now I want to live in a moveable giant Bowling ball to, that sounds like fun!
1stshockarmy I dunno, rolling down the hill might make you so dizzy you upchuck.
Pinkie Pie Gyroscopes my dear Pinkie
Pinkie Pie Bah, it'd take more than a little dizziness to make me yuke all over myself. Then again the "yuking" can be easily prevented by rolling down said hill on an empty stomach.
On an unrelated note, why did the creators of MLP decide to name the character, of which your pic is clearly based on, "Pinkie"? I mean no disrespect of course but, if it's just because she's pink of hue then quite frankly that just strikes me as a bit...lazy on their part. I don't mean to come off as arrogant or anything but, at least the character in mine was named after famed Hollywood film director Ridley Scott who made "Alien" in 1979, the prime inspiration for the Metroid series itself.
It's just...*Sigh* I'm sorry, I've gone on long enough. You get my point. -_-
Chozo Hunter I think the name comes from one of the older series from several decades ago, and from what I have seen those were indeed very lazy.
+1stshockarmy Go ask Phineas and Ferb.
21:50-21:57 That Les Miserables joke - pure gold.
"What's so bad about going to a wedding?"
Oh sweetheart, you obviously haven't been to a game of thrones wedding
@fuck kyle Graham 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 you are🐖💩🐖💩🐖💩🐖💩🐖💩
@fuck kyle Graham
Well, this aged...incredibly well as it happens.
Or Pearl and Marina's wedding? What? Someone mentioned "wedding".
And hasn't married Tom Green yet.
Barnaby looks like he's old enough to be Mary's dad.....
Lost it at "Santa Craus."
It took me a few seconds after he said it to get what he said and I also lost it.
Doug would never make that joke nowadays. He's way too whipped.
I expected something better from a movie called "Babes in Toyland".
oh yes, yes... very good...
If you know what I mean. Bow chicka bow wow.
(speaking of the title) if you put it on close captioning the first time he said "Babes in Toyland" the sub titles say "baby the toilet"
i would rather watch "Toys in Babeland". ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Seen it. Not worth a rental.
Hey! That's not the land of furries! Fursuits are often much more detailed!
Why, they're sometimes totally anatomically correct!
...
....
....... Why do I get the sneaking suspicion this will be interpreted in a way other than which I intend?
Shut the fuck up, furfag.
Why would they need to be anatomically correct? Unless you were planning to use them for disgusting and degenerate behavior. Fucking nasty furfag
@@LOOMING_WRAITH_OF_BAD_OMEN GTFO, normie.
The whole marriage scene is a straight rip off of The Wizard of Oz when Dorthy first encounters the witch.
I want to see the sequel, Babes in Adult Toyland
+Bren7080 Babes in Taxland
Babes in dealing with children begging for toys... Land.
+Bren7080 if they have bad dragon, then Im sold
+Jacob Valentine Babes in Adult Swim
Babes in Sex Toy Land
keanu in 2019: "We've got a toyland to burn"
the ghost of christmas Spiiiiders, SPIIIDERRRS!
is it just me or does the title of this film sound like the title of a second rated porno?
i mean come on "babes in toyland". are you serious?
404 not found that was my first thought
12:25
I'M OFF TO FIND MY DIGNITY!!!
XD
Wait! Isn't this just the wizard of oz if it took place at Christmas?
Lol!
No, that would be an actually interesting movie.
And had a tenth the budget?
Am I the only one who thinks Keanu Reeves is dressed like Shrek.
He’s a woahgre
Not really. Perhaps you're just not used to seeing people in a waistcoat, because that's literally the only thing they have in common appearance wise
John Wick had some... interesting hobbies to say the least.
Great minds think alike
I used to love this movie, but then the universe said "Over my dead Butt" and showed me the original versions. Lets just say, I haven't watched this version in many years.
Please do an All Dogs Go to Heaven: Christmas Carol. It needs it...it needs YOU to do it.
Hell, the *sequel*, All Dogs Go to Heaven 2 deserves it, too. For one, instead of Burt Reynolds in the lead, it's Charlie "Tiger Blood" Sheen.
Wasn’t there a guy in a sweater who reviewed it already?
weird thing the "barn" he put Paris on is a water mill at singleton open air museum, sussex, England :D sorry i used to work there so felt honor bound to spread the knowledge
Despite it being bad, I really like most of the actors. It really looks like they're trying hard with these performances, and they play their parts well, despite not being written as well.
The title of this movie makes it sound like something The Cinema Snob should review.
I'd love to see The Ghost of Christmas Future again this year. :D
"THINK OF THE CAMEOS!!!"
sunnyraven I've wanted to see him as a recurring character for every Christmas. Always try to get the critic finally do that Christmas Carol parody. He's gotta be one of the more funnier characters they had for no reason.
"if you come near me again, I'm calling the cops!"
"HA! Jokes on you! They're already looking for me!"
Jim Troken played the Ghost of Christmas Future. It looks like he hasn't worked with Doug since the To Boldly Flee movie in 2012.
“Well - YESS!!!”
critic has a dirty mind 12:59
2:09 the credits here name 'Leslie Bricusse' as the man responsible for music and lyrics. Which means the man who gave us such songs as 'Goldfinger', 'You Only Live Twice', 'Candyman' and 'Pure Imagination' among others is also responsible for the timeless classic that is 'The Cincinnati Song'.
3:57 - 4:07 We're talking about Sexual Harrassment here, and I Don't have to take it!
3:09
I would've also gone for The Christmatrix.
So what was with 80's Keanu and vests?
***** more like Jack Vestwalker lol
Xanderstrife Hahahahaha! Oh god....that was awful but I love it.
thespacebat lol
thespacebat
It's simple: They are comfy and easy to wear.
No wait, those were shorts...
***** do you mean Han solo?
So Toyland is inhabited by furries?
They never said what kind of toys... D:
Today marks the 30th Anniversary of this movie. 🎄
Kimani Wilson-Hunte the orginal is even older
🙁🔫
Is that why we had the day off school?
I waiting to see that on the new season of MST3K
I was raised in Ohio and I know for a fact that there is, in fact, evil in the air of Cincinnati.
Wow... they really made the most of all the $1,000 budget they had...
Wow, Todd in the Shadows' hands are bigger than I would have thought. Maybe that's why he plays piano so well!
Honestly I think it would be hilarious if the jail cell bars really were made of licorice but he couldn't escape because he doesn't like licorice XD
25:25 "killer snowman movie"
Jack Frost? Yes plox...
Do you know what would be an awesome video? A collab between Todd in the Shadows and Nostalgia Critic doing High School Musical
Pat Morina will always be my santa clause. This movie is an enormous pile of shit, but Pat Morina will always be my santa clause.
Itza Ushernaem Santa clause as in the one you could do for free while still in a relationship?
This is an insult to Babes in Toyland of Laurel and Hardy fame!
Yes I am so surprised someone made that connection
He really needs to review March of the Wooden Soldiers. It’s better than this and the Disney one.
You'd think someone would've caught that panty shot at 23:11
they'd have to be looking first.
jk
but seriously it's nothing.
Geez now I feel like a pervert AND a pedophile!
Nightlord14 😱 now I’ll never be able to unsee that...
That would assume that someone edited this movie. They spent the entire budget must have been spent on the actors.
Wow a box
Step 1: cut a hole in the box
Step 2: put your junk in that box
Step 3: make her open the box
"My Dick in a Box!"
Olivier Tilanus Better yet:
Step 1: Receive a message from God
Step 2: Carefully choose your victims
Step 3: Murder some people (this can be done either directly or indirectly, so long as it's done to mimic the Seven Deadly Sins)
Step 4: Find a bloke with a good life and who loves his wife (preferably one of the detectives or cops who will be inevitably chasing you by now) and become envious
Step 5: Kill his wife and put her head in the box
Step 6: Force him to open the box
Did.... Did you just bring the entire plot of Seven into this?
Takkuri Himare Yes, yes I did
AdoreSinging394% WHAT'S IN THE BOX!?
Keanu Reeves?! Well we all gotta start somewhere.
''UGH! Uh-uh.''
-Keanu Reeves
John Wick would’ve killed that shopkeeper guy with a teddy bear.
I remember re-watching this and thinking how Drew looked hung over the whole time. The look on Keanu's face says "I'll be careful with my choices. Morpheus, what is this?"
2:57 Hurricane Canuck? You can't use that word, Critic. That's our word. How dare you!
Ok, you can use it.
Sorry, eh?
12:17 and this guy is John Wick and in Cyberpunk
I remember watching this movie in my music class when I was in 3rd or 4th grade, and I hated it. EVERY SINGLE SECOND OF IT. The only thing that made it bearable for me was that the boy I had a crush on at the time was sitting next to me and hated it too. We passed the entire class periods watching it by making fun of it with each other the whole time.
That Mario Kart music fit that stupid miniature car chase scene so perfectly.
15:19 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"I'm off to find my dignity!"
It's over there, under the big sign that says "John Wick"
Ah, this movie, the reason how I learned to spell C-I-N-C-I-N-N-A-T-I Cincinnati! even though I live in Illinois. That song became this earworm that's never left me since 3rd grade.
16:42 As someone who lived in Cincinnati from age 7 to age 11, let me explain why a native of that city is automatically immune to toxins that turn one evil. Cincinnati is the most evil place on the planet. Barnaby's toxins were no worse to a Cincinnatian than a drop of glow-in-the-dark paint would be to a Chernobyl survivor. How evil is Cincy? I'll put it this way, if I owned Cincinnati and Hell, and had to live in one of them, I'd rent out Cincinnati and live in Hell!
Wow....that must be preeeety bad
As a Cincinnati native from birth to present day, I can confirm this is accurate.
Cleveland is even worse
I dream of genie!
"Toys cannot protect us from anything." LIAR. We all know about teddy bears and monsters.
Ahhh, the time before Keanu was the definition of awesome...
🤨Wha'da'ya mean BEFORE?😏
Yup, back when Keanu Reeves was seen as a complete joke
“Maybe you’ll regret it, but you’ll have fun regretting it!!”
Soooo this was basically Wizard of Oz Christmas version in a way
Keanu Reeves has way more dignity than the guy who showed off his bulge in "Suburban Knights."
Everytime I hear "Babes im Toyland" I think of the one I was shown as a kid (I'm not kidding)... March of the Wooden Soldiers, which is an alternative title to the 1934 movie Babes in Toyland starring Laurel and Hardy. I shit you not.
as a resident of Cincinnati I can confirm we do breath in evil and develop an immunity
Compared to the Disney one, I gotta handle this version for Barnaby's costume design. The use of feathers does work to make him look like a raven or a vulture, while Disney went with a more classic outfit, this one gave whatever tiny budjet it had on Barnaby.
Wait, you mean there was ANOTHER Babes In Toyland?! I was worried you were doing the Disney classic I love!
7:34 Also if you get overun by a 20 ft. wide bowling ball, you won't simply get knocked over - it'll rightout flatten you! Even if it's hollow!
And wouldn't all his furniture get thrown around in the process, being damaged and maybe crushing Barnaby himself? That's one stupid move...
Maybe everything is nailed down
I will give anything for someone to play that "Cincinnati" song to Keanu Reeves. His reaction would probably be the best thing ever.
It’s weird watching this after Reeves stared in John Wick.
I want to see him reunited with one of those goofy ass Mario karts.
I’ve even watched the 2 -1/2 hour long director’s cut version of this movie so I can confirm:
No they never explain what made Lisa “grow up to fast”.
There doesn’t appear to be a father present but it’s never acknowledged
I'm from Cincinnati and it really isn't that great just a normal bustling city
steven adkins
meh, i like it quite a bit. but I'm a food and riverfront park person, not a sopping or monument person, so to each their own
The Humpty Dumpty part had me rolling 😂
"Oh here we go again, the Delilah of the five and dine."
John Wick everybody!
This year, he could do with a visit from the ghost of Christmas-Phelous.
This movie really feel half ass! Like they did only one take and moved on! Feel like they had a budget under $50,000 or something..
I suspect that the budget for this movie was spent on drugs, which were then consumed before writing the script.
If she thought she was getting a BLENDER for Christmas, then THAT'S indicative enough that she grew up too fast.