Ganondorf: has the Triforce of Power which grants him godly powers, possesses powerful dark magic which allows him to launch projectiles and fly, can conquer an entire world, has played the role of a God, can be like half dead and still be an apocalyptic calamity to an entire world, and continues to be a consistent threat to the entirety of Hyrule for generations, even among various different versions of Hyrule, Link, and Zelda. Nick: "he's jacked so I'll lose against him."
actually, thats wrong. according to the Minecraft novels (yes that is a thing) everything that Steve carries is weightless! So... he has zero strength feats lol
@@davidgoldammer348 did they actually confirm that? Lmao, so much for being able to carry what is essentially Kirby's pocket dimension in his own pocket
@@friezaisnowamonkey54 that’s just wrong superman hulk Thor darksied Thanos and many other marvel or dc characters can destroy universes 100 times over without breaking a sweat Steve is at best able to destroy a planet and that’s the highest highball you can give him
@@GiveMeMeatballsImHungry pot lid isn’t link’s weapon, it’s something that can be picked from the ground. this alone proves that link would be smarter in an open fight vs nick, as link would take any means necessary to ensure victory, even if it means vehemently using any thing he sees around him and harnessing them as weaponry.
I know it's been a year, but dude, Cloud is a literal super soldier. Super strength, great agility, super jumps and inexhaustible... No chance, man, not close at all.
Not to mention he's infused with Mako energy, as a FIRST CLASS Soldier. Top of the line, top tier training, and essentially magic steroids....and also he has MAGIC.
@@Ender41948ok, I know that this sounds really 🤓 But… Technically cloud was never actually in SOLDIER First Class. Those memories come from his memory fusing with Zack’s. He even tried to get in but didn’t make the cut! Don’t get me wrong, he’s imencely talented, but I feel like Nick’s placing is accurate for this one.
@@thedoglovinggamer5825 in the Mario universe daisy is probably not the strongest sure she does sports and slapped bowser? Peach uses magic. Rosalina controls time, space, and has the lumas at her disposal. Mario is Mario. Luigi is Luigi. Bowser is a turtle. Daisy can definitely hold her own in a fight but she is definitely a 50/50
Ness should definitely be in GGs too lol, PK Flash canonically is able to instantly kill you. As for Steve... he can literally punch down a tree with his fists. With his bare fists. Close loss for sure if you ask me. And that's not even getting into the iceberg of how much he can carry in his inventory at once lmao.
@@waddles6805 but he can still drink as much bottles of posion as he wants and defeat a all powerful dragon from a different dimension with his bare hands, if he wanted to.
He can literally _b r e a k s t o n e_ with his bare fists. Imagine being able to break a rock as big as half of your body just by punching. That's crazy.
Meta Knight should definitely be in GG. He’s “The Strongest Warrior in The Galaxy”. He’s defeated gods. I’m pretty sure he can do a lot without the sword.
I do not believe he has beaten gods, as that is Kirby's job. He is a powerful being nonetheless and Nick could not beat him even if meta knight didn't have galaxia.
@@GuyPersonfg well he defeated galacta knight on his own. galacta Knight himself pretty much has the powers of god and in the lore sealed away Void. Kirby’s strongest foe. Not to mention the many times he defeated gods with Kirby & friends.
Fun fact: Meta Knight without his mask is just another Kirby, the only reason he even wears the mask is because he's embarrassed of being like Kirby. Yeah.
I think that mask explaination was only in the TV show. Meta Knight also has shown no copy ability powers, so despite being from the same species probably holds no candle to Kirby. In games I think he wears it just to be edgy
The Mii's should be top tier since in Wii Party they can get crushed by a barrel or fall presumably hundreds of feet into a volcano and remain unscathed
@@Pirikala_ No... They're not just Smash Characters. They appeared in a LOT of games, especially in whe Wii/3DS/Wii U era. I can list you a number of games with Miis as the focus or as playable character released before/around the release of Smash 4 (when they were first introduced to Smash): -Wii Sports (focus) (Wii) -Wii Sports Resort (focus) (Wii) -Wii Music (focus) (Wii) -Wii Party (focus) (Wii) -Wii Play (focus) (Wii) -Wii Play Motion (focus) (Wii) -M&S Olympic Games (playable character) (Wii) -Mario Kart Wii (playable character) (Wii) -Miitopia (focus) (3DS/Switch) -Streetpass Mii Plaza (focus) (3DS) -Tomodachi Life (focus) (3DS) -M&S Olympic Games (playable character) (3DS) -Mario Kart 7 (playable character) (3DS) -Nintendo Land (focus) (Wii U) -Wii Sports Club (focus) (Wii U) -Wii Party U (focus) (Wii U) -New Super Mario Bros. U (playable character) (Wii U) -Mario Kart 8 (playable character) (Wii U)
@@dbest8083 I'm sorry, I phrased it wrong. I meant that the Miis in smash games are from the smash series (smash logo is associated with them just like the triforce is associated to zelda characters). Mii Brawler, Mii Swordfighter and Mii Gunner aren't from any of these games, they were created for smash. I'm sorry for the misunderstanding. (I'm french so there may be some grammar mistakes.. oops) It sounds weird but I mean no harm : I think the Miis are kinda like a specie They are in a lot of games and appear in different forms too (sometimes no limbs or just no arms, etc...). Smash's Mii are made for fighting, for example Mii Gunner has a hand-gun so I think Nick wouldn't be able to beat her. Mii Brawler fights with his fists so I think the same as for Gunner.
@@Pirikala_ Oh ok, I didn't understand what you actually meant. I'm terribly sorry if I offended you. I know they have the Smash Ball as the logo for some reason. They aren't really Smash original as you could compare Mii Brawler to the boxer from Wii Sports and Wii Sports Club and you have actual Mii Swordfighters in Wii Sports Resort. The only original Mii class, at least for me, is Mii Gunner. So, Miis aren't Smash original and most of their classes aren't as well (I guess just having "Mii" plastered in there didn't really look good). I also agree with your matchup ideas: Brawler and Gunner could definitely clap him and Mii Swordfighter... we don't talk about Mii Swordfigher. I'll repeat myself: I am terribly sorry if I offended you in any way and I agree with what you think the actual fight would go like.
13:42 his entire body IS the weapon. He can shoulder bash into boulders, be set on fire, crushed by a large pillar or turn into a zombie and he can come back just fine. Definite GGs
@@CBionic77 The shoulder bash, dash and roll are all part of his moveset in the Warioland games. The durability feats are from enemies or environmental hazards.
Super Mario characters: *Jump 4 times their height, breath underwater, run super fast without getting tired, can survive very high falls, can survive explosions, bullets, cannon balls and they destroy bricks with their ass* TCNick: 50/50
Wario is super strong, very resistant to attacks, and can pile drive a dinosaur 10x his size as well as punch the ground so hard it causes an earthquake
I like how when you looked up the Spider Monkey (for Diddy Kong), it had in bold letters next to your head that spider monkeys are VERY STRONG. Also, he has bananas, which are technically not weapons.
Ants are very strong for their size. I don't care how strong it is if it weighs 20 pounds I can toss it to death and if it grabs me so I can't throw it I can crush it under my body.
@@NVS_Snake And he didn't think to take Meta's gauntlets away. He's fucked. On top of thinking he can take _Someone with a medical degree_ who probably knows where to hit better. Useless jock is useless. Edit: Really? Pikachu? Ok Puff I understand but the _ELECTRIC MOUSE?_ There goes his nervous system.
BotW Link: Has the physics abilities that lets him climb mountains, stop a full speed lynel charge easily, do a standing backflip and he can slow down time. Nick: It would be a 50/50
Link: can revive himself several times, snap his fingers to cause lightning to strike, can produce an energy shield, control the wind, can shrug off being shot by 17 lasers simply by eating simmered fruit. Nick: 50/50
Yea relative to there size only kirby did this by the way but seriously what's kirby going to do against a character like giga bowser he Would just be stepped on and all g bowser or any other huge character would think was kirby wasn't kirby but a wad of chewed gum
Corrin, a literal dragon armed with a fooking yellow chainsaw (he/she calls it Yato and says it's a divine weapon whatever for some reason): Close loss Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
@@mythoughtsexactly2145 A normal person able to punch so fast that the air friction raises the temperature around his suit so much it goes on fire? Yes, he most definitely is.
@@codykahn8051 yea but no human is beating mario mario casually punts a casel and reacts to lumas who can travel around the solar system in seconds so he is already MFTL+ and destroyed and tanked attacks from grand stars which can create and destroy galxies-univeres
The misinformation around Lucas he can't summon a dragon but he can use psi which is basically free wins for a normal guy. (He fights soldiers that have 200 hp and pk love does 720 hp which he can use several times)
@@tunabandit7875 and an evil king who before then killed what most people considered the strongest man alive on the continent, Hector (Lillian’s father)
I’d like to make a case for DR. Mario. Dr Mario, is a Doctor. He literally knows the human body in and out. He knows exactly where he could hit you. To be fair, he wouldn’t sweep you, but I’d say close loss. HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MANS GRAB?! He throws you over his head! He is strong, he would break your bones.
Would like to point out that the ice climbers have ice powers. They don't appear to be very powerful, but I don't think it would be quite THAT easy to wreck them.
I’d put Wario in GG. In the Wario Land games, he is straight up immortal. Things that would normally kill a man are power ups to him, like being set in fire, getting crushed, or suffering a horrific allergic reaction after getting stung by a bee
6:14 Steve is absurdly strong. He's almost 2 meters tall and is most likely really strong, he can literally carry an anvil in one hand, manipulate lava without burning himself, and most importantly, can break absurdly hard material with his fists.
BOTW Link: "I can repel a 4000kg Lion/Minotaur charging at me at the speed of a car with a pot lid without breaking a sweat." "I can take a 130 ton boulder thrown at over 50m/s from a Stone Talus from over 100 meters." Nick: It'S a FiFtY-fIfTy!
Surprisingly one of the most reasonable one of these I've seen. I appreciate the research and knowledge displayed when you do these. A big reason why I enjoy your content. Good work bud.
@@pksprite6401 Pichu's electricity would easily kill us, alongside it having Superhuman Strength, Speed and Durability via Scaling to other baby Pokémon and it's moves like Quick attack showcasing it's physical abilities.
i dont think any of the kirby ones are in the right tier his reason for dededes placement is massive size but dedede is only 3 feat tall while kirby and meta knight are 8 inches tall meta knight fighting him with the sword would lose because its basically a splinter to us
Steve Stats: Can carry 13602133563 pounds, or 6169823999 kilograms. Can wear armor weighing in at 113464 pounds, or 51466 kilograms. Can run at 12.5 miles per hour, or 20.2 kilometers per hour, with all of the above on him. Can jump over a meter into the air WITH EVERYTHING MENTIONED ABOVE! Can stand in 3,000 degree fire for four and a half seconds before dying. Can survive a fall of 39 meters with the armor above being worn. CAN USE LITERAL MAGIC! Nick: "Close win."
I like how nick didn't read the rest of whatthe bio of spider monkey's abilities are when it said "their limbs are very strong and they are very fast and agile"
Bayonetta: literally a witch with insane time powers, caused the spiritual world to go into war, killed angles and demons alike, and a proud mother of herself. Nick: oh yeah she’s 8 feet lol.
Nick: "They got magic, it's instant GG's." Also Nick: *Puts Mario, Luigi, Link, Tink, Yink, the Echo Princesses, Steve, Shulk, Bowser Jr., Doc, Joker, Pac-Man, Piranha Plant, Meta Knight, Rosalina, Wario, ALL OF THE FE CHARACTERS, Cloud, Yoshi, Ness, Zelda, Palutena, Pit and Pittoo, The Aegis, King DeDeDe, Sheik, Banjo-n-Kazooie, and Wii Fit Trainer in the tiers above GG's.*
Now that i think about it, these could possibly be put in the game. Revali's Gale? Up special. Urbosa's Fury? Side special. Daruk's Protection? Down special input while shielding.
Rules of this list: fist fight with no weapons, no sword, no bow, gets tired easily by running. That's why all the natural brawlers kick this guy's ass since some of these guys skill are soley weapons (tho some are false tbf)
@@celestecruz6803 Yeah... but he still manages to fully stop a charging lynel in less than a second using only a shield, potentially even just a piece of wood. No matter what you _have_ to say that takes a godly amount of strenght.
@@celestecruz6803 but you forget because he carries and uses all that stuff he may be slim but he's really lean and have really good muscle endurance. Basically like fighting a farm hand. So more a Close Loss maybe?
@@snoopyguy21 yea link definitely Beats him at best (close loss at worse). I just Wanted to say that since despite him definitely beating him, thet used feats that involved his gear
Link: Can literally match the force of a ballistic missile with their left arm, can slow the flow of time, shoot an arrow at 72 times the speed of light, and has been proven to be able to defeat trained adults in combat and has done so since they were 4. Nick: Yeah I'd say it's a 50/50
Pyra and Mythra are an interesting case because it depends If there is Ether in the air. If there is, they Could summon their weapons and Even If These were banned Pyra could just engulf you in a Giant fireball. If there was no ether they would die on the spot, asuming the conduit doesn‘t exist because then Mythra Could obliterate you immediatly.
6:10 Steve can literally carry thousands of cubic meters of pure gold in his inventory and not even slow down. He has 27 inventory slots, and each slot can hold 64 42,509.53 pound blocks. That means he can hold 73,456,467.84 pounds at once easily. And then there are shulker boxes, which also have 27 slots, so if you multiply that by 27 you get 1,983,324,631.68 pounds. All at once, without even slowing down. He can also withstand 20 punches from someone of equal strength, so he is also extremely tanky. Steve would destroy you.
That’s lifting strength. At best he will lift nick up and throw him. And we know Steve’s throwing strength isn’t anything special because he throws snowballs. His striking strength is superhuman but it isn’t they powerful. We can get an idea of this based on the time it takes him to punch trees. Steve also dies to an anvil falling on his head.
A spider monkeys bite can cause anaphylactic shock. That coupled with them being able to cover 30 feet in distance from a swing means you stand no chance against diddy. Also link has ungodly amounts of strength. Link can parry lynel rushes sending the Lynel back, not slowly stopping it, but stoping it instantly. To find this out we need to use F=MA though in this case it’ll be deceleration since Link is stopping the Lynel dead in its tracks. First we need to find the Lynels mass if we look at a Lynel it’s horse half is 1.6 times Links height since there is no cannon height for BotW link he has to be compared to other hylians we can see by comparing he is shorter which is normal for Link so let’s just go with him being 5’3”, or 1.6m, like the other Links going from that we can say that the Lynels horse half is 2.6m tall and 3.2m long which is 1.2 times the size of the largest horse to live, a shire horse named mammoth, that reached the height of 2.2m, mammoth weighed just over 1500kg, the Lynel is not only larger but is more muscular given that the horse half can be estimated to weigh around 2500kg. The front half from the waist up is essentially a massive humanoid body, as seen from the muscle definition, with the head of a lion. From hooves to horns the Lynel is about 2.6 times the height of Link making the Lynel 4.2m, the largest primate ever was the prehistoric Gigantopithecus reaching the height of 3m and weighing 600kg, of course this is nowhere near as muscular or tall as a Lynel so a safe guess would be 1500kg including the bulky equipment and sturdy horns. Adding the two halves gives us 4,000kg (2 tons) around the same weight as a hippo. Now we need the deceleration, for this we will use the formula A=V1-V0/Time. For the Lynels velocity you can drop an item on the ground from where the Lynel starts its charge to where it’s charge is parried. If you walk Link between the two items at normal walking speed it takes 16 seconds. Average human walking speed is 1.4m/s meaning the Lynel covered 22.4m in its charge. The Lynel takes only 1 second to cover this distance which is the length of a blue whale. The starting velocity for the Lynel is 22.4m/s, and the final velocity was 0m/s, making the change in velocity -22.4m/s, although the Lynel stops basically instantly let’s say it took Link 0.2 seconds to stop the charge. If you divide the change in velocity by the time you get 112m/s^2, for the deceleration of the Lynel if you put all of that into the force formula you get F=4000kgx112m/s^2 giving us a force of 448,000 Newtons (N) which is a little over 100,000 pounds of force. This is more force than the thrust the Merlin 1 rocket engine produces for launching the Falcon 1 flight at 340,000N. Average force to break a human femur, the strongest bone in our body, is around 4,000N that’s only a hundredth of the force Link uses to parry a Lynel rush. The bite force of a great white shark is 18,000N. Closer to Links power the force exerted by the seatbelt and airbag on a passenger in a 60mph crash which clocks in at 100,000N. This does not take into account how he can parry a Hinox’s swing or Calamity Gannon’s swords. Along with this he can take the force as well. As Newton’s second law states for every action there’s an equal and opposite reaction so Link is absorbing this 448,000N force and walking away unscathed. Link wouldn’t just kick your ass he’d disintegrate you. I did none of this myself all the credit goes to this man th-cam.com/video/toC9UqVnz8g/w-d-xo.html
For comparison, Kenneth et al. estimates 235000 newtons for the bite of Tyrannosaurus- something that Link could easily survive. An average human would quite literally be pulverized. Link would murder anyone.
It'll be like Meet Todd. Todd was born 15 minutes ago but now he will stop literal Satan on the battlefield after he takes the sword made out of the rarest metal on earth, it's so rare that there's no name for it, and he will slay 278 soldiers with his bare hands along the way even tho he weighs 8 pounds and has no training or physical strength. Don't forget his inventory weighs 800 thousand pounds
I mean, canonically speaking you can squash Olimar like a bug. Isabelle and Villager are not fighters by any means and are just regular people living normal lives. If you're fit you could beat Wii Fit Trainer since they're a regular person, albeit in very good shape. R.O.B. canonically is just a toy, though beating the Smash version is pretty impossible because he has lasers and tons of crazy stuff. Mr. Game & Watch is also typically depicted doing fairly normal stuff in his games and he seems to be a regular dude largely. Non-metaverse Joker could be defeated as well, since he's not particularly fit, buff or anything like that, he's a pretty skinny slim dude.
Meta knight: Is a legendary warrior who can fly at the speed of light and his tornado attack is lethal to anyone close by, Nick: ehh he’s fast and cool... 50/50
Byleth should be in GGs. They have a brawling proficiency and a lot of the times it’s more effective to have them just punch the shit out of people than use their sword.
@@HopefulBlue In game the mechanic is called Divine Pulse, and essentially Byleth can rewind time to a specific recent point and try something different. Typically used when your original tactic fails and someone dies. It's not infinite, nor foolproof, but certainly would be enough to give them the edge in a streetfight convincingly, along with their hand to hand proficiency
Corrin the literal child of a dragon god who can transform into a dragon with water bending powers at will. I think close might be a bit of an understatement.
5:42 he forgot to read on “They are very strong and agile-these are fast and agile monkeys.” My man, this is why you read all of it, not just the first bit. Also scroll up a bit to the top article “Spider monkeys can cover as much as 30 feet of distance with a single powerful swoosh of their arms.” Talking about them swinging, but that’s s9me serious strength
He can’t break diamonds with his bare hands. If he try’s to do that against ore with his fist 1 it would take so long 2 no diamonds would appear. Also I’m pretty sure that all the stuff steve can carry is weight less
Kid Icarus nerd reporting for duty! Palutena definitely fights, all of the abilities pit uses in uprising are summoned by palutnena, explosive flame, mega laser etc. Also spoilers for a 9 year old game but she's also a boss fight Pit isn't 13 years old? I don't know where you got that from but he's been around around for at least 25 years at the time of kid icarus uprising so there's no need to be embarrassed to lose to him. Anyway, his flight is provided by palutena, but even then he's still shaken off big hits from medusa, twinbellows, hewdraw and more so I doubt you could really damage him. He may be flightless, but he's still an angel. Dark pits identical to pit, his flight being provided by Pandora so all the same stuff applies.
I think he got 13 simply because of how he looks and his personality being very naive and canonically not knowing how to read. Also Dark Pit's flight is a little difficult, he could still be getting it from Pandora's power meaning he could still do it in fight or he is getting it from Viridi because his Palutena guidance in Smash says that Dark Pit is working for Viridi now.
Corrin uses a Dragonstone to maintain control in their dragon form. Since there’s no tools and you take that away you’re dealing with an out of control feral Ridley. Corrin wouldn’t just eat you for breakfast but probably also flood the city and take some buildings down. Also don’t diss us healthcare professionals, we know our anatomy!!
Honestly, I know this video itself is just a joke, but almost every fighter in the roster either has some sort of combat training or is physically fit enough to just pick Nick up and toss him around like a toy, or some other crazy ability that they naturally have that would obliterate Nick. A real list would be EZ Clap: Villager, Isabel, Rob, Olimar, Inkling Close Win: Diddy Kong GGs: Literally everyone else!
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Ganondorf: has the Triforce of Power which grants him godly powers, possesses powerful dark magic which allows him to launch projectiles and fly, can conquer an entire world, has played the role of a God, can be like half dead and still be an apocalyptic calamity to an entire world, and continues to be a consistent threat to the entirety of Hyrule for generations, even among various different versions of Hyrule, Link, and Zelda.
Nick: "he's jacked so I'll lose against him."
am i wrong though?!
@@TCNick3 no, he's also extremely tall, he'll probably just up tilt you irl and you'll explode lmao
Ha first no youtuber reply
Hi skill man
to be fair it is a fist fight
I love how he said bayo beats him because she's 8 feet tall and not that she's a witch that has killed gods
She wouldn't even bother to fight, quick portal to purgatorio and she minds her own business x)
@@Pirikala_ or she'd put him in a torture attack in less time than it takes for his brain to register that he done fucked up.
Her goombas are walking demons.
Ayo he said fight in like the streets. No powers… like a brawl with your hands and feet.🗿 so he scared cause she’s 8 feet
@@Theean08 intrinsic magic abilities are allowed tho
Steve: literally carries the weight of a city in his pocket
Nick: yeah he’s close win
Can break rocks and trees with punches
Steve is rally pawerfull.
(Insert obligatory Llama spit comment) 👀
actually, thats wrong. according to the Minecraft novels (yes that is a thing) everything that Steve carries is weightless! So... he has zero strength feats lol
@@davidgoldammer348 did they actually confirm that? Lmao, so much for being able to carry what is essentially Kirby's pocket dimension in his own pocket
Link: has stamina wheel
“He’s not a super Human”
Steve: Can carry tons of Gold and run Miles without stopping: close win
Stave.
He is actually the strongest character in fiction by physical strength
everyone: steve can carry 1268 pounds in his inventory and not break a sweat
me: steve can carry countless amounts food so he is op
@@friezaisnowamonkey54 that’s just wrong superman hulk Thor darksied Thanos and many other marvel or dc characters can destroy universes 100 times over without breaking a sweat Steve is at best able to destroy a planet and that’s the highest highball you can give him
@@stevenpowers5166 I meant like video games but you are definitely correct
When you remember that 90% of pokemon can summon natural disasters it really moves some more to "GG"
Yes
Did you know Jigglypuff can learn Flamethrower Thunderbolt and Ice Beam?
Its official, nick can actually challenge goddesses in a fight
Are you surprised tho?
6:11Bro Steve is infinite Like he will be on Close loss
Actually Nick needs a nerf
Multiple goddesses
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Mario: Literally swings a 400 pound turtle around by his tail and shoots fire balls
Nick: 50/50
Luigi letterly controls lightning
so true
Link: literally parries over 2 tonne man-beast lynels with a pot lid.
Nick: 50/50
@@ness_vibe yeah but no weapons
@@GiveMeMeatballsImHungry pot lid isn’t link’s weapon, it’s something that can be picked from the ground. this alone proves that link would be smarter in an open fight vs nick, as link would take any means necessary to ensure victory, even if it means vehemently using any thing he sees around him and harnessing them as weaponry.
Being called baby girl by nick is better than getting a girlfriend
Yes daddy nick
trueee
Unless he actually means it then you should be real scared
Sometimes I'm having a shitty day and then I remember I'm nick's baby girl and I just smile y'know
Dude have u seen girls tho
I know it's been a year, but dude, Cloud is a literal super soldier. Super strength, great agility, super jumps and inexhaustible... No chance, man, not close at all.
Not to mention he's infused with Mako energy, as a FIRST CLASS Soldier. Top of the line, top tier training, and essentially magic steroids....and also he has MAGIC.
@@Ender41948ok, I know that this sounds really 🤓
But…
Technically cloud was never actually in SOLDIER First Class. Those memories come from his memory fusing with Zack’s. He even tried to get in but didn’t make the cut! Don’t get me wrong, he’s imencely talented, but I feel like Nick’s placing is accurate for this one.
Also wasn’t infused with mako, but has Jenova cells. Pretty much on tier with and beat Sephiroth
@@compadre9057 Spoiler...
Even before the infusion, he survived bring stabbed by seppy long enough to throw him into a reactor core.
Daisy is actually more energetic, sporty, and stronger than peach. I'd probably put Daisy in close win.
Slapped bowser into the stratosphere.
I think both of them should be in 50/50 Daisy is probably stronger but peach has magic
@@SparklyTwinkleT0es daisy slapped bowser into the stratosphere.
@@SparklyTwinkleT0es the video is called “Ranking Smash Bros Characters I Could Beat in a Fight” a regular human would get absolutely destroyed.
@@thedoglovinggamer5825 in the Mario universe daisy is probably not the strongest sure she does sports and slapped bowser? Peach uses magic. Rosalina controls time, space, and has the lumas at her disposal. Mario is Mario. Luigi is Luigi. Bowser is a turtle. Daisy can definitely hold her own in a fight but she is definitely a 50/50
"she doesn't have any fighting experience"
Daisy: *literally slapped Bowser into the stratosphere*
Im just here with all the Mario characters like "theyre all olympic athletes theyll judo you to nothing"
Its cannon too lmfao
Wait what?
@@ErenxJ pretty sure it happened in a Mario Party story mode, iirc the 3rd game.
Ness should definitely be in GGs too lol, PK Flash canonically is able to instantly kill you.
As for Steve... he can literally punch down a tree with his fists. With his bare fists. Close loss for sure if you ask me. And that's not even getting into the iceberg of how much he can carry in his inventory at once lmao.
He can carry the universe in his bare hands. GGs
I wrote a comment about how much he can Lift and now I feel like a nerd which i promise I am not
I’m pretty sure all the stuff steve carries is weight less
@@waddles6805 but he can still drink as much bottles of posion as he wants and defeat a all powerful dragon from a different dimension with his bare hands, if he wanted to.
He can literally _b r e a k s t o n e_ with his bare fists. Imagine being able to break a rock as big as half of your body just by punching. That's crazy.
Mario: can lift an entire castle
Nick: looks like a 50/50 to me
and punt kicked the castle.
Yeah and the fact that he’s extremely fast. Nick won’t even see how he died.
And have fire
@@soulstealer167 that’s only with fire flower
@@boxcart4533 in SMRPG he summons fire on his own
Steve: can break wood, stone, iron etc WITH HIS FISTS
Nick: nah I’d win
Him: *Meta Knight is like 50/50*
Meta Knight: **teleports behind him and kicks his a*s**
Meta knight is under a foot tall
Teleport would count as powers
Meta Knight should definitely be in GG. He’s “The Strongest Warrior in The Galaxy”. He’s defeated gods. I’m pretty sure he can do a lot without the sword.
You’re forgetting that nick landed every spike from the first three rows of characters online.
I do not believe he has beaten gods, as that is Kirby's job. He is a powerful being nonetheless and Nick could not beat him even if meta knight didn't have galaxia.
@@GuyPersonfg well he defeated galacta knight on his own. galacta Knight himself pretty much has the powers of god and in the lore sealed away Void. Kirby’s strongest foe. Not to mention the many times he defeated gods with Kirby & friends.
The strongest worrier? Dang, he must have a lot to worry about then
@@Junr777 thanks for making me notice that lol
Fun fact: Meta Knight without his mask is just another Kirby, the only reason he even wears the mask is because he's embarrassed of being like Kirby. Yeah.
I think that mask explaination was only in the TV show. Meta Knight also has shown no copy ability powers, so despite being from the same species probably holds no candle to Kirby. In games I think he wears it just to be edgy
@@emptyvending8964 in one of the games his mask breaks after u beat him
@@foiletta1987 .......and?
@@emptyvending8964 u can see his kirby face in that game
@@foiletta1987 I knew that
The Mii's should be top tier since in Wii Party they can get crushed by a barrel or fall presumably hundreds of feet into a volcano and remain unscathed
And Miitopia gives them some BUSTED shit
The Mii's are smash characters, they're not from any game so I don't really know
@@Pirikala_ No... They're not just Smash Characters. They appeared in a LOT of games, especially in whe Wii/3DS/Wii U era. I can list you a number of games with Miis as the focus or as playable character released before/around the release of Smash 4 (when they were first introduced to Smash):
-Wii Sports (focus) (Wii)
-Wii Sports Resort (focus) (Wii)
-Wii Music (focus) (Wii)
-Wii Party (focus) (Wii)
-Wii Play (focus) (Wii)
-Wii Play Motion (focus) (Wii)
-M&S Olympic Games (playable character) (Wii)
-Mario Kart Wii (playable character) (Wii)
-Miitopia (focus) (3DS/Switch)
-Streetpass Mii Plaza (focus) (3DS)
-Tomodachi Life (focus) (3DS)
-M&S Olympic Games (playable character) (3DS)
-Mario Kart 7 (playable character) (3DS)
-Nintendo Land (focus) (Wii U)
-Wii Sports Club (focus) (Wii U)
-Wii Party U (focus) (Wii U)
-New Super Mario Bros. U (playable character) (Wii U)
-Mario Kart 8 (playable character) (Wii U)
@@dbest8083 I'm sorry, I phrased it wrong. I meant that the Miis in smash games are from the smash series (smash logo is associated with them just like the triforce is associated to zelda characters). Mii Brawler, Mii Swordfighter and Mii Gunner aren't from any of these games, they were created for smash. I'm sorry for the misunderstanding. (I'm french so there may be some grammar mistakes.. oops)
It sounds weird but I mean no harm : I think the Miis are kinda like a specie
They are in a lot of games and appear in different forms too (sometimes no limbs or just no arms, etc...). Smash's Mii are made for fighting, for example Mii Gunner has a hand-gun so I think Nick wouldn't be able to beat her. Mii Brawler fights with his fists so I think the same as for Gunner.
@@Pirikala_ Oh ok, I didn't understand what you actually meant. I'm terribly sorry if I offended you. I know they have the Smash Ball as the logo for some reason. They aren't really Smash original as you could compare Mii Brawler to the boxer from Wii Sports and Wii Sports Club and you have actual Mii Swordfighters in Wii Sports Resort. The only original Mii class, at least for me, is Mii Gunner. So, Miis aren't Smash original and most of their classes aren't as well (I guess just having "Mii" plastered in there didn't really look good). I also agree with your matchup ideas: Brawler and Gunner could definitely clap him and Mii Swordfighter... we don't talk about Mii Swordfigher. I'll repeat myself: I am terribly sorry if I offended you in any way and I agree with what you think the actual fight would go like.
13:42 his entire body IS the weapon. He can shoulder bash into boulders, be set on fire, crushed by a large pillar or turn into a zombie and he can come back just fine. Definite GGs
My question is was this physical strength or using powers/or outside resources cuz if so that doesnt count
@@CBionic77 The shoulder bash, dash and roll are all part of his moveset in the Warioland games. The durability feats are from enemies or environmental hazards.
@@temmssmdisnas ok then it would be GGs for everyone here
Cloud: Is a genetically modified super soldier.
Nick: He wouldn't murder me
Link: Is incredibly durable and pretty strong.
Nick: Couldn't kick my ass
Super Mario characters: *Jump 4 times their height, breath underwater, run super fast without getting tired, can survive very high falls, can survive explosions, bullets, cannon balls and they destroy bricks with their ass*
TCNick: 50/50
I didin't see a problem honestly untill Wario. He doesn't only have big muscles, he would nuke any enemy with his farts only
Wario is super strong, very resistant to attacks, and can pile drive a dinosaur 10x his size as well as punch the ground so hard it causes an earthquake
And one orange princess is able to send a huge spikey turtle to the sky with just ONE SLAP!
@@Gaudimann true, Mario at least had to get momentum
Broski Corrin is a DRAGON, it would not be a close loss it would be over😂
i may have forgotten this detail LMAO, okay i concede to the dragon
Good point
Don't forget Robin. Also , Byleth has BS time manipulation.
@@TCNick3 nah they need the dragon stone to turn into a dragon close loss
@@Champion919Games they need the dragon stone to control it. Without the stone (displayed in the opening chapters of fates) they just go berserk
I like how when you looked up the Spider Monkey (for Diddy Kong), it had in bold letters next to your head that spider monkeys are VERY STRONG. Also, he has bananas, which are technically not weapons.
Ants are very strong for their size. I don't care how strong it is if it weighs 20 pounds I can toss it to death and if it grabs me so I can't throw it I can crush it under my body.
I noticed that.
Steve can kill a dragon with his bare fists... Damn Nick is strong af
Don't forget how much he can carry Steve punches him once this guy is hospitalized or dead
@@shadowboom8847 lifting strength is game mechanics
@@bowser3017 so are the abilities of every other chnaracter
@@bowser3017 game mechanics don’t count….
@@xXMrGoofyAhhXx So Kirby can't inhale or use copy abilities?
Mario:break bricks in one punch
Nick:50/50
I like how Nick respects somehow Duck hunt but doesn't put in GGs a mercenary bipedal wolf
Or his mercenary bipedal fox rival, and his mercenary bipedal fox rival's literal wingman bird.
Alt Title: Dude really overestimates what he's capable of and sets himself up to get his ass beat
According to this video, Nick is multi-galaxy level.
@@kingofhedgy9421 this is cannon to the tnick lore now.
Well this is all assuming none of the characters are allowed to use swords or powers. Just physical ability
@@kingofhedgy9421 According to reality, smh
@@NVS_Snake And he didn't think to take Meta's gauntlets away. He's fucked. On top of thinking he can take _Someone with a medical degree_ who probably knows where to hit better.
Useless jock is useless.
Edit: Really? Pikachu? Ok Puff I understand but the _ELECTRIC MOUSE?_ There goes his nervous system.
Next video is actually going to be uploaded by Kirby after he consumes him and gets youtuber powers.
BotW Link: Has the physics abilities that lets him climb mountains, stop a full speed lynel charge easily, do a standing backflip and he can slow down time.
Nick: It would be a 50/50
Link: can revive himself several times, snap his fingers to cause lightning to strike, can produce an energy shield, control the wind, can shrug off being shot by 17 lasers simply by eating simmered fruit.
Nick: 50/50
@@lxxdccvii4805 fr link is so underrated
@@lxxdccvii4805 technically some of those are powers given to him by others rather than anything he was born with
@@BJGvideos why is this relevant
@@lxxdccvii4805 Because it was talking about stuff they can do on their own
Zelda: seals the darkness 29 times
Nick: "I'll put her in close loss just to be safe"
I think you did it. You managed to underrate almost every character on this list😂
he over rated dedede kirby and meta knight the tallest king dedede is only 3 feet tall kirby and meta knight being only 8 inches tall
Kirby murdered a god for a piece of cake
Ice climbers are kind of strong
@@HunksHavenfarm they kill gods
Yea relative to there size only kirby did this by the way but seriously what's kirby going to do against a character like giga bowser he Would just be stepped on and all g bowser or any other huge character would think was kirby wasn't kirby but a wad of chewed gum
Corrin, a literal dragon: Close loss
Funny bird race car man: GGs
Seems legit.
Jacked ass fast race driver/hitman or something idk the lore*
To be fair Captain Falcon is stupid powerful and would more than likely rake Corrin over the coals but yeah vs a regular human, Corrin would clap.
Corrin, a literal dragon armed with a fooking yellow chainsaw (he/she calls it Yato and says it's a divine weapon whatever for some reason): Close loss
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
@@doomedhero9579 but isnt Falcon just a normal person canonically?
@@mythoughtsexactly2145 A normal person able to punch so fast that the air friction raises the temperature around his suit so much it goes on fire? Yes, he most definitely is.
bowser: a giant turtle monster that breathes fire
mario: can literally beat bowser
nick: yeah mario is a 50\50
He only really beats bowser because of situations. Bowser would beat him if they were locked in a room with no switches or powerups
@@codykahn8051 yea but no human is beating mario mario casually punts a casel and reacts to lumas who can travel around the solar system in seconds so he is already MFTL+ and destroyed and tanked attacks from grand stars which can create and destroy galxies-univeres
Nick: I don't wanna admit i will lose to a 13 yr old
Also Nick: *Puts Lucas in GGs*
Edit: Bro take a joke u guys 💀
Dude you Litterally saw that the child could summon da D R A G O N
@@xXMrGoofyAhhXx I think u are a child
@@deltafroslass reminder that lucas has psi, and would petty easily kick a normal person's ass
He's not 13 is he?
The misinformation around Lucas he can't summon a dragon but he can use psi which is basically free wins for a normal guy. (He fights soldiers that have 200 hp and pk love does 720 hp which he can use several times)
Link: can slow down time when he dodges your attack
Nick:"he's not superhuman"
Nick: Roy is 15 and I refuse to lose to a 15 year old
*puts him where he has a 50% chance to lose to a 15 year old*
Like, that 15 year old is built like a 20 year old tho
That also killed a dragon
@@tunabandit7875 and an evil king who before then killed what most people considered the strongest man alive on the continent, Hector (Lillian’s father)
@@rontheauraknight9606 Hector murdered a dragon too lol
@@tunabandit7875 yeah him and his 2 friends.
Also I noted that Hector one of the strongest men alive was killed by Zephiel who Roy later killed
Mario: can jump like 7 times his own height
Nick: "hes just a regular dude"
Regular dude who smashes buildings and whoop giant mutant turtles and doesn’t break a sweat
With his bare hands and feet and Nick thinks he can take down Mario at 50/50.
@@danx3363 Overestimating himself 😔
He’s just too op: my guy stopped entire weddings with jacked as turtles, and can single handedly save entire kingdoma
@@infernal8985 and bowser got his ass handed to him at the end of that game
Nick: yeah I can beat link no problem
Ganon: Get in line…
Now we know the final boss of botw 2
Nah but fr link being able to parry a Lynel running at full speed and having tons of training just makes that so ridiculous
I’d like to make a case for DR. Mario.
Dr Mario, is a Doctor. He literally knows the human body in and out.
He knows exactly where he could hit you. To be fair, he wouldn’t sweep you, but I’d say close loss. HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MANS GRAB?! He throws you over his head! He is strong, he would break your bones.
Would like to point out that the ice climbers have ice powers. They don't appear to be very powerful, but I don't think it would be quite THAT easy to wreck them.
True
Steve definitely can't break diamonds with his bare hands or anything
i can do that too though
@@wall4938 he can also die to llama spit
@Slim Shady but he can lift the Eiffel tower 6 times
@@swag4968 im not saying that Steve aint strong, just saying he aint durable, hes more of a glass cannon
@@WizdumbsWrath he can survive massive falls and hits from the ender dragon so he's def not a glass cannon
I’d put Wario in GG. In the Wario Land games, he is straight up immortal. Things that would normally kill a man are power ups to him, like being set in fire, getting crushed, or suffering a horrific allergic reaction after getting stung by a bee
He straight up doesn’t feel like dying. He can easily pick up boulders
He even survived a dimension collapsing on him.
Yeah Wario is no joke
And becoming a zombie
He can just bite your head off and it'll be over just like that
If Mega Man was a character, Nick would lose because he’s lifted a very heavy castle
DONT TELL ME HE IGNORED MEGA MAN AGAIN 😭
@@LetsPlayMinecraft131 I forgot all about Megaman until I read this comment
Mega Man for smash
@@LetsPlayMinecraft131 How?
I was joking…
6:14
Steve is absurdly strong.
He's almost 2 meters tall and is most likely really strong, he can literally carry an anvil in one hand, manipulate lava without burning himself, and most importantly, can break absurdly hard material with his fists.
may take a while, but punching obsidian to break it is a feat.
His arms are thicker than your face
He dies in 20 punches
so you wanna tell me, you can beat two adults, who climb mountains FOR FUN and can summon ice out of their HANDS
kids* but yeah this dude has no clue what he's on about the ices would whoop his ass
they’re not adults though
I love how you dealt with Lucas, that actually made me laugh
Lmaoo
Lucas murders him
Lore be like
Steve: *Can destroy Forest with just his hands*
"Yea I'd win"
And literally delete worlds
Cope
@@HopefulBlue Cope for what? He’s literally telling the truth.
@@Boi-oz9ml Nick do not care, cope
@@HopefulBlue Twitter user
The TcNick matchup chart, the only thing I ever needed.
BOTW Link:
"I can repel a 4000kg Lion/Minotaur charging at me at the speed of a car with a pot lid without breaking a sweat."
"I can take a 130 ton boulder thrown at over 50m/s from a Stone Talus from over 100 meters."
Nick: It'S a FiFtY-fIfTy!
but if he runs a little he gets tired lol.
@@leightandrew2616
Just like any regular human?
@@MaximeLafreniere433 so the 50/50 is right?
@@leightandrew2616
Nick will get tired faster I bet, couple that with his strenght and resistance, it's not even a fight.
Mario and Luigi: literally learning material arts and swinging turtles like its nothing.
Nick:"I'd say that's 50/50
Surprisingly one of the most reasonable one of these I've seen. I appreciate the research and knowledge displayed when you do these. A big reason why I enjoy your content. Good work bud.
Not true at all but the nice comment is probably appreciated
Bruh this is not even close to accurate, he would lose hard to 90% of these guys
@@pksprite6401 we all would, sadly. Pretty sure Wii Fit, Olimer, Duck Hunt and Joker are the only ones we *may* beat in a fight.
@@sharifbrown3567 potentially Pichu too, but yea. Absolutely right
@@pksprite6401 Pichu's electricity would easily kill us, alongside it having Superhuman Strength, Speed and Durability via Scaling to other baby Pokémon and it's moves like Quick attack showcasing it's physical abilities.
Him : puts kirby in ggs
Also him: puts blue kirby in 50/50
What about poppt1’s blue Kirby
Nick is racist comfermed
metal is strongest warrior in galaxies
i dont think any of the kirby ones are in the right tier his reason for dededes placement is massive size but dedede is only 3 feat tall while kirby and meta knight are 8 inches tall meta knight fighting him with the sword would lose because its basically a splinter to us
As soon as nick read that Lucas could awaken the dark Dragon, he just said nope and moved on. I was laughing so hard.
Steve Stats:
Can carry 13602133563 pounds, or 6169823999 kilograms.
Can wear armor weighing in at 113464 pounds, or 51466 kilograms.
Can run at 12.5 miles per hour, or 20.2 kilometers per hour, with all of the above on him.
Can jump over a meter into the air WITH EVERYTHING MENTIONED ABOVE!
Can stand in 3,000 degree fire for four and a half seconds before dying.
Can survive a fall of 39 meters with the armor above being worn.
CAN USE LITERAL MAGIC!
Nick: "Close win."
I like how nick didn't read the rest of whatthe bio of spider monkey's abilities are when it said "their limbs are very strong and they are very fast and agile"
Rosalina: can reset the universe
Nick: it could go either way
Bayonetta: literally a witch with insane time powers, caused the spiritual world to go into war, killed angles and demons alike, and a proud mother of herself.
Nick: oh yeah she’s 8 feet lol.
Oh yes, the hardest enemy in bayonetta, a 180 degree angle
you could just say umbra witch
Shulk: Literally gains the ability to see the near future
Nick: Yeah close win
Its the Monado
@@Triforce_Hunter Do you know he can use future site without it right
@@Luigi_is_the_boi yea but like
I'm chapter 4 or some shit 🗿
@@Triforce_Hunter He actually sees the future in the beginning before getting the Monado because hes the chosen one or some shit
@@Kiier6452 nah, it's all just alvis.
without the monado he's a regular teenager.
You would beat Pit, since no weapons are allowed. So it’s pretty much a street fight between an average sized man and a random 13 year old kid.
6:50 Link is able to parry a lynol charging at him at full speed with the flick of his hand, what chance do you think you have💀
Idk Kirby wouldn’t beat you cuase he’d be friends with you.
But if Nick didn't wanna be friends, he'd get eaten.
not if stole kirbys cake
*When you realize Breath of the wild link canonically took out a guardian with a pot lid and defeated adults in combat as a 4 year old.*
👁👄👁
I don’t know if TC Nick is an average adult or not
Nick: "They got magic, it's instant GG's."
Also Nick: *Puts Mario, Luigi, Link, Tink, Yink, the Echo Princesses, Steve, Shulk, Bowser Jr., Doc, Joker, Pac-Man, Piranha Plant, Meta Knight, Rosalina, Wario, ALL OF THE FE CHARACTERS, Cloud, Yoshi, Ness, Zelda, Palutena, Pit and Pittoo, The Aegis, King DeDeDe, Sheik, Banjo-n-Kazooie, and Wii Fit Trainer in the tiers above GG's.*
BOTW link doesn’t have magic
@@codykahn8051 Mipha's Grace, Daruk's Protection, Revali's Gale and Urbosa's Fury would like to speak to you
Now that i think about it, these could possibly be put in the game.
Revali's Gale? Up special.
Urbosa's Fury? Side special.
Daruk's Protection? Down special input while shielding.
the pokemon? hello?
Joker is just a kid unless you're in the alternate world
I love how when he looks up spider monkey it says very strong in bold, then proceeds to say I’d win
fox does have insane combat skills. you can see a bit in subspace emissary
Link: has the triforce of courage, can carry ungodly amounts of gear on him, defeated the calamity, chosen wielder of the master sword
*5 0 / 5 0*
Rules of this list: fist fight with no weapons, no sword, no bow, gets tired easily by running. That's why all the natural brawlers kick this guy's ass since some of these guys skill are soley weapons (tho some are false tbf)
@@celestecruz6803 Yeah... but he still manages to fully stop a charging lynel in less than a second using only a shield, potentially even just a piece of wood. No matter what you _have_ to say that takes a godly amount of strenght.
@@celestecruz6803 but you forget because he carries and uses all that stuff he may be slim but he's really lean and have really good muscle endurance. Basically like fighting a farm hand. So more a Close Loss maybe?
@@snoopyguy21 yea link definitely Beats him at best (close loss at worse). I just Wanted to say that since despite him definitely beating him, thet used feats that involved his gear
Link god stomps even without the sword.
Link: Can literally match the force of a ballistic missile with their left arm, can slow the flow of time, shoot an arrow at 72 times the speed of light, and has been proven to be able to defeat trained adults in combat and has done so since they were 4.
Nick: Yeah I'd say it's a 50/50
Exactly
Pyra and Mythra are an interesting case because it depends If there is Ether in the air. If there is, they Could summon their weapons and Even If These were banned Pyra could just engulf you in a Giant fireball. If there was no ether they would die on the spot, asuming the conduit doesn‘t exist because then Mythra Could obliterate you immediatly.
Not to meantion the artifice
Nick: “it’s would be so embarrassing to lose to a 13 year old”
Pokémon Trainer: “Am I a joke to you”
Trainers get too much credit for their pokemons' strength
He has the strength of all the pokemon on his side, so it isn't really single handedly the trainer
6:10 Steve can literally carry thousands of cubic meters of pure gold in his inventory and not even slow down. He has 27 inventory slots, and each slot can hold 64 42,509.53 pound blocks. That means he can hold 73,456,467.84 pounds at once easily. And then there are shulker boxes, which also have 27 slots, so if you multiply that by 27 you get 1,983,324,631.68 pounds. All at once, without even slowing down. He can also withstand 20 punches from someone of equal strength, so he is also extremely tanky. Steve would destroy you.
Not to mention his ability to harness the power of magic and interdimensional travel
He can also pulverize a meter cube of pure diamond with his bare hands.
That’s lifting strength. At best he will lift nick up and throw him. And we know Steve’s throwing strength isn’t anything special because he throws snowballs. His striking strength is superhuman but it isn’t they powerful. We can get an idea of this based on the time it takes him to punch trees.
Steve also dies to an anvil falling on his head.
@@AWater22 anyone would probably die to a steel anvil landed on their head from like 14 meters up
@@Squirtle_Squad_Supremacy not really there is still a chance you would survive and you probably will survive it falling from lower heights.
A spider monkeys bite can cause anaphylactic shock. That coupled with them being able to cover 30 feet in distance from a swing means you stand no chance against diddy.
Also link has ungodly amounts of strength. Link can parry lynel rushes sending the Lynel back, not slowly stopping it, but stoping it instantly. To find this out we need to use F=MA though in this case it’ll be deceleration since Link is stopping the Lynel dead in its tracks. First we need to find the Lynels mass if we look at a Lynel it’s horse half is 1.6 times Links height since there is no cannon height for BotW link he has to be compared to other hylians we can see by comparing he is shorter which is normal for Link so let’s just go with him being 5’3”, or 1.6m, like the other Links going from that we can say that the Lynels horse half is 2.6m tall and 3.2m long which is 1.2 times the size of the largest horse to live, a shire horse named mammoth, that reached the height of 2.2m, mammoth weighed just over 1500kg, the Lynel is not only larger but is more muscular given that the horse half can be estimated to weigh around 2500kg. The front half from the waist up is essentially a massive humanoid body, as seen from the muscle definition, with the head of a lion. From hooves to horns the Lynel is about 2.6 times the height of Link making the Lynel 4.2m, the largest primate ever was the prehistoric Gigantopithecus reaching the height of 3m and weighing 600kg, of course this is nowhere near as muscular or tall as a Lynel so a safe guess would be 1500kg including the bulky equipment and sturdy horns. Adding the two halves gives us 4,000kg (2 tons) around the same weight as a hippo. Now we need the deceleration, for this we will use the formula A=V1-V0/Time. For the Lynels velocity you can drop an item on the ground from where the Lynel starts its charge to where it’s charge is parried. If you walk Link between the two items at normal walking speed it takes 16 seconds. Average human walking speed is 1.4m/s meaning the Lynel covered 22.4m in its charge. The Lynel takes only 1 second to cover this distance which is the length of a blue whale. The starting velocity for the Lynel is 22.4m/s, and the final velocity was 0m/s, making the change in velocity -22.4m/s, although the Lynel stops basically instantly let’s say it took Link 0.2 seconds to stop the charge. If you divide the change in velocity by the time you get 112m/s^2, for the deceleration of the Lynel if you put all of that into the force formula you get F=4000kgx112m/s^2 giving us a force of 448,000 Newtons (N) which is a little over 100,000 pounds of force. This is more force than the thrust the Merlin 1 rocket engine produces for launching the Falcon 1 flight at 340,000N. Average force to break a human femur, the strongest bone in our body, is around 4,000N that’s only a hundredth of the force Link uses to parry a Lynel rush. The bite force of a great white shark is 18,000N. Closer to Links power the force exerted by the seatbelt and airbag on a passenger in a 60mph crash which clocks in at 100,000N. This does not take into account how he can parry a Hinox’s swing or Calamity Gannon’s swords. Along with this he can take the force as well. As Newton’s second law states for every action there’s an equal and opposite reaction so Link is absorbing this 448,000N force and walking away unscathed. Link wouldn’t just kick your ass he’d disintegrate you. I did none of this myself all the credit goes to this man th-cam.com/video/toC9UqVnz8g/w-d-xo.html
The effort bro, kudos 🫡
For comparison, Kenneth et al. estimates 235000 newtons for the bite of Tyrannosaurus- something that Link could easily survive. An average human would quite literally be pulverized. Link would murder anyone.
Link can stop a charging lynel with a swing of his shield tho
i can do that too tho???
@@TCNick3 Seems pretty likely
Thought he would say "But he can't use the shield tho"
@@penelope7354 Doesn't need to, he just dodges at the right time and slows you down, give you up to 6 hits in 3 seconds and you're done
If we get to use video game logic then I’ll just use my superior human reflexes to put them into stunlock and chip their health
Also, Bowser Jr. has a spiked shell that would be impervious to all attacks a normal human could throw at it, and he literally breaths fire.
I would give it gg’s cause the fire would just burn me
If you take these characters' powers and abilites into consideration most of them would kick your ass💀
"Close win" against someone who chops trees whit his hands
Also:
Zelda can basically create a black hole
Wario can basically eat you
“Falcon is probably the most fit one here”
LITERALLY Wii FIT Trainer
Your telling me goofy ahh yoga mom is more than gigachad captain falcon
I think Edog is a simp
Dude mario is so underrated he’s easily one of the strongest smash characters
It's funnily because technically there is almost not a single character that you could likely beat due to the logic of video games.
Dont forget feats
It'll be like
Meet Todd. Todd was born 15 minutes ago but now he will stop literal Satan on the battlefield after he takes the sword made out of the rarest metal on earth, it's so rare that there's no name for it, and he will slay 278 soldiers with his bare hands along the way even tho he weighs 8 pounds and has no training or physical strength. Don't forget his inventory weighs 800 thousand pounds
There is ROB and Olimar, and thats about it in smash i think
I mean, canonically speaking you can squash Olimar like a bug. Isabelle and Villager are not fighters by any means and are just regular people living normal lives. If you're fit you could beat Wii Fit Trainer since they're a regular person, albeit in very good shape. R.O.B. canonically is just a toy, though beating the Smash version is pretty impossible because he has lasers and tons of crazy stuff. Mr. Game & Watch is also typically depicted doing fairly normal stuff in his games and he seems to be a regular dude largely. Non-metaverse Joker could be defeated as well, since he's not particularly fit, buff or anything like that, he's a pretty skinny slim dude.
Probably just Olimar and Isabelle lol
Kirby height: 8 inches
Meta Knight height: 8 inches
King Dedede height: roughly 18 inches tall
I think I'd win these three. Just a hunch.
The list strongest one of them is dedede and he beat satan
Link: stops time
Nick: Yeah I have a chance to win
10:13 "he's electrified rock types" this hurts to hear
Ground* Let him say annoying things... We know Steve just with one punch put away this guy on mars
@@eliseoc.g.6465 I had a stroke reading that
Also Onix’s ground typing should make him immune. The show really just used whatever world logic was convenient at the time
Robin in GG's homie. They don't even need their sword to win, they have access to Grima's powers, and they can travel through time.
Meta knight: Is a legendary warrior who can fly at the speed of light and his tornado attack is lethal to anyone close by,
Nick: ehh he’s fast and cool... 50/50
Roy:Same as the other fire emblem characters
Nick: I won’t lose to a 15 yr old
Nick: i can beat a child easley
Lucas: oh are you sure
Byleth should be in GGs. They have a brawling proficiency and a lot of the times it’s more effective to have them just punch the shit out of people than use their sword.
It's not a complete stomp like the ggs
Byleth can also manipulate time, definite GG
@@Scanny524 To what extent?
@@HopefulBlue In game the mechanic is called Divine Pulse, and essentially Byleth can rewind time to a specific recent point and try something different. Typically used when your original tactic fails and someone dies.
It's not infinite, nor foolproof, but certainly would be enough to give them the edge in a streetfight convincingly, along with their hand to hand proficiency
@@Scanny524 Fair enough, that sounds like GG material
Bro cloud one hands a sword the strongest man in the world can BARELY lift he can't even swing the sword. He would break you like a twig
Corrin the literal child of a dragon god who can transform into a dragon with water bending powers at will. I think close might be a bit of an understatement.
Mario: beat fire breathing turtle dragon
Nick: he's a regular dude
Kirby sticks out so much in the gg not like he doesn’t belong there but you see so many serious characters and then you see a pink blob
Nick analyzing the entire Smash roster because he wants to fight them literally scares me.
Really unrealistic list tbh it was funny doe
“Link isn’t super human” meanwhile he casually dodges lightning and blitz’s someone that moves as fast as it.
5:42 he forgot to read on
“They are very strong and agile-these are fast and agile monkeys.”
My man, this is why you read all of it, not just the first bit. Also scroll up a bit to the top article
“Spider monkeys can cover as much as 30 feet of distance with a single powerful swoosh of their arms.”
Talking about them swinging, but that’s s9me serious strength
6:10 ah yes, the man that can lift stacks of gold BLOCKS with ease. Nah you got this
Nick: *put Mii in EZ CLAP*
Matt the Mii is going to punch Nick to knockout.
Steve can carry 1/3rd of the moon, break diamonds with his bare hands, and fall virtually infinite feet into water, and being fine. He would clap you
He can’t break diamonds with his bare hands. If he try’s to do that against ore with his fist 1 it would take so long 2 no diamonds would appear. Also I’m pretty sure that all the stuff steve can carry is weight less
@@waddles6805 just because what you break is broken beyond use doesn't mean you didn't break it.
@@waddles6805 yeah bro your logic is kinda stupid ngl. like he still broke it with his BARE hands though.
@@waddles6805 yep so gold is weightless right?
@@oliver_cs2 I’m pretty sure the developers said that all the items steve holds is weight pess
Kid Icarus nerd reporting for duty!
Palutena definitely fights, all of the abilities pit uses in uprising are summoned by palutnena, explosive flame, mega laser etc.
Also spoilers for a 9 year old game but she's also a boss fight
Pit isn't 13 years old? I don't know where you got that from but he's been around around for at least 25 years at the time of kid icarus uprising so there's no need to be embarrassed to lose to him.
Anyway, his flight is provided by palutena, but even then he's still shaken off big hits from medusa, twinbellows, hewdraw and more so I doubt you could really damage him. He may be flightless, but he's still an angel.
Dark pits identical to pit, his flight being provided by Pandora so all the same stuff applies.
I think he got 13 simply because of how he looks and his personality being very naive and canonically not knowing how to read. Also Dark Pit's flight is a little difficult, he could still be getting it from Pandora's power meaning he could still do it in fight or he is getting it from Viridi because his Palutena guidance in Smash says that Dark Pit is working for Viridi now.
Corrin uses a Dragonstone to maintain control in their dragon form. Since there’s no tools and you take that away you’re dealing with an out of control feral Ridley. Corrin wouldn’t just eat you for breakfast but probably also flood the city and take some buildings down.
Also don’t diss us healthcare professionals, we know our anatomy!!
Nick: “no tools or weapons”
Dr Mario: “your booked in for a prostate examination at 5:30”
Nick: 0-0
Honestly, I know this video itself is just a joke, but almost every fighter in the roster either has some sort of combat training or is physically fit enough to just pick Nick up and toss him around like a toy, or some other crazy ability that they naturally have that would obliterate Nick.
A real list would be
EZ Clap: Villager, Isabel, Rob, Olimar, Inkling
Close Win: Diddy Kong
GGs: Literally everyone else!
Joker: beats god
Nick: yeah hes a close win