I didn't do a bit on Other M despite having the most interaction with the federation because uh, I haven't played it yet. I'm sorry. It's the one Metroid I haven't touched but maybe I should play it before dread? I've heard mixed things...
Ridley never dies; he always finds a way to come back. Be it by becoming a cyborg, forcefully infusing himself with phazon, or being cloned and coming back from the dead.
“Samus has destroyed our Metroid cloning project, she is now a criminal and will be hunted down.” “Sir she’s the strongest warrior in the galaxy and almost every planet she leaves blows up. Isn’t this a bad idea.” “Nonsense!”
Actually I thought he was playing Lunatic Reverse. That and Mother Brain spends her time when Samus isn't there reviving everyone with an Aum staff and Staff Savant combo, alongside a backup priest 4 games away doing the same to her when she dies.
Implying Ridley playing on Casual Mode wasn't already confirmed? Dude's died like 5 times, and even if you want to brush off most of those since there was no body, he definitely died on Super, but he came back. Dude could never handle Permadeath mode.
Federation in M1/Zero Mission: Metroids dangerous and being cloned by space pirates, please exterminate them. Federation in M2/Samus Returns: Wipe out ALL Metroids. We won't be mad if you spare just one though and bring it to us. Federation in M3/Super: We took the baby for "research purposes only", no worries. Now go mess up those Pirates again. Federation in M4/Fusion: Metroids maaay be uh just a bit useful for our nefarious purposes, so here's a top secret project where we're cloning them just like the space pirates in 1. Please don't destroy them all. Federation in M5/Dread: We're definitely not mad that you wiped out our Metroid cloning project. Please go to this planet where we had DNA extracting robots that went rogue. It'd be interesting if you got your DNA extracted by them...haha, just kidding...unless? What's Other M?
Other M: Adam please go "Check out" this "Mysterious" federation ship and make sure any survivors "Comes out alive". Also if you see any metroids or space pirates ignore them it's just your imagination and for the love of God if Samus shows up please tell her to leave do not let her join the crew under any circumstands (Alternatively) SAMUS! Hey girl congratulations on that last mission you did a bang up job. In celebration of your great success we did you the favour of cleaning off any alien DNA samples left on your suit and...disposed of them...Collect your paycheck and get out.
@@marche800 Don't you mean _simultaneously_ and not _alternately?_ Also what is Other M? Don't remember any Metroid game called that, though there was a hot garbage simulator by that name, I think...
The galactic federation in other M and fusion: remember how the space pirates wanted to use the metroids to conquer the galaxy...? *WE ARE GOING TO DO THE SAME*
Federation; But we do it *FOR JUSTICE!* So we are in the right. Plus we- Samus: *colony drops space station* Federation: -Discovered a cure for cancer in Metroid DNA and... What did you just do!?! Samus: O.O *whistles innocently* Federation: ... EMMI! *KILL!!!*
They might actually be competent criminals instead, its hard to tell what with their constant attempts to bring back the metroids. After having assessed them as a threat to the galaxy.
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Samus: annoys the Federation Federation: Samus, why don't you go kill all the Metroids on SR388 or something Samus: kills all the Metroids Federation: we weren't actually expecting you to do that X Parasite: This is my moment!
Metroid Prime Trilogy Galactic Federation: Hey! You know all those solo missions we sent you on before? Weell, we're gonna help you with them now! But our technology sucks and our weapons are garbage, soooo..... Good Luck ending a galaxy wide war on your own!
Seeing that the Omega Cannon is in Dread, they clearly got more than information from her mission in Prime Hunters. We might learn some potential shade/dark stuff the Federation did with Dread/Prime 4 thanks to Sylux.
@@SPIRE_FAN Wait the Omega cannon made it out of Hunters? I expected Samus to dispose it since it basically destroys anything that isn't an eldritch space monster.
friendly reminder that Space Colony Ceres wasn't partnered directly with or owned by the Federation what Samus did, saving the last Metroid, was considered illegal and against orders, even though it ended up being useful for the Federation later. Samus be a rebel, yo
Metroid prime: Federation: Hey samus I- Samus: THE SPACE PIRATES ARE BACK RIDLEY'S ALIVE THEY STILL HAVE METROIDS AND THEY WERE HARNESSING THIS WEIRD RADIOACTIVE GOOP THAT CAN MUTATE ANY CREATURE INTO POWERFUL BIOWEAPONS Federation: Samus can you slow dow- WAIT WHAT Hunters: Federation: so a lowly worker in the data management department said he got a telepathic brain transmission saying the secret to ultimate power is in the alymbic cluster, and instead of sending him to a mental ward, or sending several ships we can trust to the tetra galaxy, we're paying you to go there. Samus: why are you sending me? I'm a bounty hunter I could totally hoard this Echoes: Federation: Samus this is extremely important Samus: What Federation: We lost contact with a single ship on planet aether and we need you to rescue them Samus: dude I'm your best hunter I've taken on metroids, alymbic death robots, cyborg space pterodactyls, incredibly mutated phazon creatures, and this is all you got for me? Corruption: Federation: Samus we need you to help us fight a massive fucking war Samus: I'm not getting payed enough for this shit Federation: Ridley and Dark Samus are on the other side Samus: I'm in Other M: Federation: We're very conflicted about being evil or not. Here's a Ridley clone and a Mother Brain Android. Samus: Once again I'm not getting payed enough for this shit.
Metroid 1: "Go stop Pirates from weaponizing Space Leeches." ZM: "Go stop Pirates from weaponizing Space Leeches and do a Metal Gear stealth section after the original ending." Prime: *Goes to check out a Pirate distress signal, ends up having to vaccinate a whole planet... violently* Hunters: Nothing important happens besides introducing ONE character that's only relevant because of Secret Endings that don't explicitly ID him. Prime 2: *Goes to check out a GF distress signal, ends up caught in an interdimensional Civil War* Prime 3: "Use Radiation Poison to destroy all the Radiation Poison... also kill these 3 cool Hunters that would've totally been cool to keep around for later games". Fed Force: Only really important because of ONE out of like 20 Missions that involves Space Leeches and whose secondary objective unlocks a Secret Ending. Also Discount Rocket League and Better Triforce Heroes (kinda). Metroid 2: "KILL ALL THE SPACE LEECHES!". Metroid 2 Remake: "KILL ALL THE SPACE LEECHES also Ridley because he's here too for some reason!" Super: "Go stop Pirates from weaponizing Space Leeches" 2: Electric Boogaloo. Other M: Somethin' about trauma and daddy issues and bioweapons and a BABY. Fusion: "Take this Space Leech DNA Vaccine and kill these parasites on our Space Lab that TOTALLY isn't housing illegally engineered Space Leeches. Also we TOTALLY aren't trying to weaponize the parasites either."
Samus coming back from ZDR: SO YALL MADE THE EMMI HUH?? U TRYNA KILL ME? Federation: 👁👁 mf,, you literally blew up our research planet wtf u want us to do?
Bruh that ending lmao. If the federation ever messes with phazon beyond what they did in prime three, I vote samus just drops a space colony on them too lol
Samus should just become independent and never listen to the Federation again, I've been saying this since... I was going to say 2002 since that's when Fusion came out but Fusion is 6 months older than me so that joke goes out the window. Well then...
@@Highzen Can't. Galactic Law in Metroid states that only Samus is allowed to be a reoccurring character save for the Chozo as an ancient missing/dead race. Whatever person she could theoretically work for besides the GF won't come back.
Meanwhile in the non-canon Metroid Prime timeline: Galactic Federation: Hey girl you wanna stop some Space Pirates, Ridley and an evil version of you before we go on an all out assault on their homeworlds and come home alive as heroes? Samus: Fuck Yeah!
The impression I got in Fusion was that the Federation had absolutely no idea about the capabilities of the X, nor about their intelligence, when Samus first encountered them. They were learning about them as quickly as Samus was. However, while Samus concluded that the X had to be destroyed, the Federation was considering exploiting them. The Feds even sent some troops over to the BSL station to try and capture one or more SA-X. This, Samus (and Adam) believed, would not end well for all other living things.
I love that Samus Returns comes along like "Oh, by the way, Samus gets attacked by Meta Ridley on the way off of SR388... and then again at the space station.... by regular Ridley......"
Prime Hunters: Hey Samus, we got this weird message for a doomsday weapon. We need you to pick it up. Did anybody else get the message? Oh no, just two galactic super powers, the space pirates, a terrorist who hates our very existence and stole our brand new experimental equipment, a giant rock, and a bioweapon. Yeah, it'll be fine
I just realized that the ONLY time the Federation doesn't actively make things worse is the beginning of Metroid Prime 3...when they're being attacked by Space Pirates...and get saved by a group of badass Bounty Hunters. Hmmm
GF: Yo Samus, so you know you uh... destroyed our Metroid breeding program? Yeahhhh we were working hard on that, for peaceful applications only, please understand Samus: I can't hear you! There's too many of these EMMI thingies here! GF: Haha get trolled
Other M: Fed: "Samus! We need you to go on a dangerous mission to fight the Space Pirates and stop their evil plans on a hostile planet full of dangerous creatures!" Samus: "Must be Tuesday." Fed: "Also you have to disable all your equipment except the basic stuff until we give you permission to use it." Samus: "...why?" Fed: "Because we said so, even though you are a bounty hunter we have hired and not a soldier in our military we have actual authority over." Samus: "You assholes are really lucky my spaceship gets destroyed on the regular so I'm in constant debt and NEED the work."
I didn't do a bit on Other M despite having the most interaction with the federation because uh, I haven't played it yet. I'm sorry. It's the one Metroid I haven't touched but maybe I should play it before dread? I've heard mixed things...
Don't play it. Don't do that to yourself.
Hm... I suggest playing it, just to understand why Adam is so important to Samus. The worst metroid game tho so... Be prepared
Do you wanna hate life?
Just treat it as a Kellam and pretend it doesn't exist, it's better for your health.
I like "Other M". Like... really much
Ridley: Damn, I've been defeated but I can't fall here... I must make my retreat!
The tradition has been honored, our business is done here
How do I heart a comment on someone else's channel
And Mother Brain, and Kraid, and Dark Samus.....
Ridley never dies; he always finds a way to come back. Be it by becoming a cyborg, forcefully infusing himself with phazon, or being cloned and coming back from the dead.
More like "Damn I've been killed. It would be a shame if death was just a minor inconvenience to me!"
Samus in Fusion: Man, it really sucks that we wiped out all metroids in existence, now we have nothing to deal with the X.
Federation: Y-yeah…
Federation: Hey, I'm gonna pull an Alien!
Samus: **colony drops SR-388** No you're not.
Samus: "If I had better weapons it'd be easier to fight the X parasites"
Federation: "Upgrades? Ha ha... Please don't go to the data room."
@@scotchegg4268 Samus: ...Right. **Enters Datum Room instead**
Yeah now you have the only know Metroid dna, but it’s merged with your suit, so… go attack or something.
Samus Aran:The X parasites are likely even scarier than the flood
Master Chief: how?
SA-X: Yo!
“Samus has destroyed our Metroid cloning project, she is now a criminal and will be hunted down.”
“Sir she’s the strongest warrior in the galaxy and almost every planet she leaves blows up. Isn’t this a bad idea.”
“Nonsense!”
"We can AUTHORIZE her to limit her abilities...she seems obedient enough..."
@@MisteRRYouTuby “But sir, Metroid Dread isn’t being made by Team Ninja.”
@@Mister100Percent “Sakamoto is still in this! Get to it, Soldier!”
@@MisteRRYouTuby "No he's not sir, Prime 4 is being developed by Retro Studios and Dread is being developed by Mercury Steam, we're screwed"
I'm now imagining that Samus just accidentally destroys every single planet she steps foots on. xD
Samus : Umm... How do I got this thing to stop trying to murder me?
Nintendo : That's the neat thing, you don't
And if you survive, see you next mission! At the 40th anniversary
Samus: **Discovers Omega Beam**
Nintendo: Wait, that's illegal
If Ridley somehow appears in Metroid Dread, we can confirm that he has been playing on casual mode all this time.
Woah there… casual Metroid isn’t your average walk in the vacuum of space. Phoenix mode is where it’s at
Actually I thought he was playing Lunatic Reverse. That and Mother Brain spends her time when Samus isn't there reviving everyone with an Aum staff and Staff Savant combo, alongside a backup priest 4 games away doing the same to her when she dies.
Oh he'll find some way
Implying Ridley playing on Casual Mode wasn't already confirmed? Dude's died like 5 times, and even if you want to brush off most of those since there was no body, he definitely died on Super, but he came back. Dude could never handle Permadeath mode.
While I doubt we'll get a "Ridley" Ridley we'll definitely have a Ridley fight, be it secret or mandatory and it'll most likely be a machine.
"Yeah, I don't think killing Metroids was the play "
Understatement of the century
CJ from San andreas: NO SHIT
Federation in M1/Zero Mission: Metroids dangerous and being cloned by space pirates, please exterminate them.
Federation in M2/Samus Returns: Wipe out ALL Metroids. We won't be mad if you spare just one though and bring it to us.
Federation in M3/Super: We took the baby for "research purposes only", no worries. Now go mess up those Pirates again.
Federation in M4/Fusion: Metroids maaay be uh just a bit useful for our nefarious purposes, so here's a top secret project where we're cloning them just like the space pirates in 1. Please don't destroy them all.
Federation in M5/Dread: We're definitely not mad that you wiped out our Metroid cloning project. Please go to this planet where we had DNA extracting robots that went rogue. It'd be interesting if you got your DNA extracted by them...haha, just kidding...unless?
What's Other M?
Other M: Adam please go "Check out" this "Mysterious" federation ship and make sure any survivors "Comes out alive". Also if you see any metroids or space pirates ignore them it's just your imagination and for the love of God if Samus shows up please tell her to leave do not let her join the crew under any circumstands
(Alternatively)
SAMUS! Hey girl congratulations on that last mission you did a bang up job. In celebration of your great success we did you the favour of cleaning off any alien DNA samples left on your suit and...disposed of them...Collect your paycheck and get out.
@@marche800 Don't you mean _simultaneously_ and not _alternately?_ Also what is Other M? Don't remember any Metroid game called that, though there was a hot garbage simulator by that name, I think...
@@sapphireweapon12345 Nope I meant alternatively because either works but I'm not sure which I prefer.
@@marche800 Didn't the Galactic Federation in Other M also recreate Mother Brain?
@@duskgaming18 They did. It blew up in their face but they did.
The galactic federation in other M and fusion: remember how the space pirates wanted to use the metroids to conquer the galaxy...?
*WE ARE GOING TO DO THE SAME*
Federation; But we do it *FOR JUSTICE!* So we are in the right. Plus we-
Samus: *colony drops space station*
Federation: -Discovered a cure for cancer in Metroid DNA and... What did you just do!?!
Samus: O.O *whistles innocently*
Federation: ... EMMI! *KILL!!!*
@@sapphireweapon12345 I can imagine how pissed they actually are especially the hater type or confident one's
THE KING IS BACK
Other M!Samus: This is my first mission on the Federation's orders.
The Federation: what did you say?
The wig is killing me. I can’t believe it. Great skit!!!
Ah yes, the Galactic Federation, the definition of criminally incompetent!
The galactic federation is a UNSC that can't control their space pirates
And Has A ONI that wants to murder Samus
They might actually be competent criminals instead, its hard to tell what with their constant attempts to bring back the metroids. After having assessed them as a threat to the galaxy.
The Federation after accidentaly cloning the guy that killed Samus' parents and exterminated entire races: "ooops,my bad"
Wat happened to sylux if I may ask?
@@gundamdude8351 last time we saw him, was at the last scene of Metroid Prime Federation Force stealing a Metroid egg from a Federation facility.
Bis you have opened my eyes and I tried bisquick for the first time yesterday, the experience was wonderful, I always had some shitty Mexican pancake mix but now I can say with certainty that funny Fire Emblem man has completely changed my overall opinion on pancakes.
Are you sure this is the right place? Bismix doesn't even play Fire Emblem!
You know, I _could_ backtrack across the entire planet
OR I COULD USE THE WARP- wait what do you mean there’s no warp fast travel
*laughs in Samus Returns*
Best comment
Metroid style Reinhardt: *smirks and cracks knuckles*
Fine then I'll just do this:
crouches and proceeds to fly at mach speed
@@awesomehazimex7410 Me playing Zero Mission in a nutshell.
“SAMUS! Go… shoot things”
Basically the plot of every Metroid game.
Which is really funny cuz I absolutely love Metroid…
Damn that’s a better story than Revelations, not surprising that it’s good 😅
Samus needs a union regulated coffee break at this point
Samus: annoys the Federation
Federation: Samus, why don't you go kill all the Metroids on SR388 or something
Samus: kills all the Metroids
Federation: we weren't actually expecting you to do that
X Parasite: This is my moment!
Federation late in Metroid 4: "So uh, I hope Samus doesn't find out about our secret Metroid breeding program..."
Samus: 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
Federation: ...The mic was on, wasn't it?
I really liked the detail reflecting Samus status with the shirts (yellowish from 1~3 and blue 4~5)
'You think the guys trying to cover up illegal bio weapon development programs are corrupt? Nah, I think you're reaching here' XD
I love seeing you branch out to other games like this, this format can go places!
Ridley: Dammit! I've been defeated and there is no way for me to go on!
Warp staff and recover staff: Whomst has summoned us?
Mother Brain: *raises Aum staff and Staff Savant menacingly*
@@sapphireweapon12345 Iago: what the hell is this?
But did you save the aliens in Super Metroid’s ending?
Of course! How else would I have escaped the BSL station in Fusion!
@@bismix4 ngl, took me years to realize you could do that in Super Metroid. I thought they were just background art. I’m an alien murderer.
@@Michonster you just got the good ending. Trust me on this.
@@joshuabonesteel2303 I don’t know what you mean, but okay.
@@Michonster look up terminal montage super metroid. It "shows" what happens if you save the animals.
As much as I love Fire Emblem, it filled me with such joy to see you do a skit about Metroid
Samus M1: I no like Metroid.
Samus M2: I kill all Metroid.
Samus M3: I love last Metroid.
Samus M4: I *am* last Metroid.
Damn, that Samus costume is one of the best I've seen. 10/10 in the costume department.
Samus, now part metroid: "I'm not killing them again. Just stop."
Samus is literally carrying the weight of the Galaxy on he back.
Samus: ...wait so, HOW do I trigger the E.M.M.I.?
GF: Existing on planet ZDR.
Funny how this shows up and I'm just starting to get into Metroid
So far Ive beaten Zero Mission like yesterday
"don't worry we got scientists!"
Lmao, where have I heard that before
Metroid Prime Trilogy Galactic Federation: Hey! You know all those solo missions we sent you on before? Weell, we're gonna help you with them now!
But our technology sucks and our weapons are garbage, soooo..... Good Luck ending a galaxy wide war on your own!
Samus: *gives them At Least You Tried cake*
Seeing that the Omega Cannon is in Dread, they clearly got more than information from her mission in Prime Hunters. We might learn some potential shade/dark stuff the Federation did with Dread/Prime 4 thanks to Sylux.
@@SPIRE_FAN Wait the Omega cannon made it out of Hunters? I expected Samus to dispose it since it basically destroys anything that isn't an eldritch space monster.
friendly reminder that Space Colony Ceres wasn't partnered directly with or owned by the Federation
what Samus did, saving the last Metroid, was considered illegal and against orders, even though it ended up being useful for the Federation later. Samus be a rebel, yo
I watched this back-to-back with another, longer Metroid recap video and this was definitely the better of the two
Holy catfish, FE AND Metroid? This man is in on all the under-appreciated Nintendo franchises. What’s next, Kid Icarus? F-Zero?
Metroid prime:
Federation: Hey samus I-
Samus: THE SPACE PIRATES ARE BACK RIDLEY'S ALIVE THEY STILL HAVE METROIDS AND THEY WERE HARNESSING THIS WEIRD RADIOACTIVE GOOP THAT CAN MUTATE ANY CREATURE INTO POWERFUL BIOWEAPONS
Federation: Samus can you slow dow- WAIT WHAT
Hunters:
Federation: so a lowly worker in the data management department said he got a telepathic brain transmission saying the secret to ultimate power is in the alymbic cluster, and instead of sending him to a mental ward, or sending several ships we can trust to the tetra galaxy, we're paying you to go there.
Samus: why are you sending me? I'm a bounty hunter I could totally hoard this
Echoes:
Federation: Samus this is extremely important
Samus: What
Federation: We lost contact with a single ship on planet aether and we need you to rescue them
Samus: dude I'm your best hunter I've taken on metroids, alymbic death robots, cyborg space pterodactyls, incredibly mutated phazon creatures, and this is all you got for me?
Corruption:
Federation: Samus we need you to help us fight a massive fucking war
Samus: I'm not getting payed enough for this shit
Federation: Ridley and Dark Samus are on the other side
Samus: I'm in
Other M:
Federation: We're very conflicted about being evil or not. Here's a Ridley clone and a Mother Brain Android.
Samus: Once again I'm not getting payed enough for this shit.
Metroid 1: "Go stop Pirates from weaponizing Space Leeches."
ZM: "Go stop Pirates from weaponizing Space Leeches and do a Metal Gear stealth section after the original ending."
Prime: *Goes to check out a Pirate distress signal, ends up having to vaccinate a whole planet... violently*
Hunters: Nothing important happens besides introducing ONE character that's only relevant because of Secret Endings that don't explicitly ID him.
Prime 2: *Goes to check out a GF distress signal, ends up caught in an interdimensional Civil War*
Prime 3: "Use Radiation Poison to destroy all the Radiation Poison... also kill these 3 cool Hunters that would've totally been cool to keep around for later games".
Fed Force: Only really important because of ONE out of like 20 Missions that involves Space Leeches and whose secondary objective unlocks a Secret Ending. Also Discount Rocket League and Better Triforce Heroes (kinda).
Metroid 2: "KILL ALL THE SPACE LEECHES!".
Metroid 2 Remake: "KILL ALL THE SPACE LEECHES also Ridley because he's here too for some reason!"
Super: "Go stop Pirates from weaponizing Space Leeches" 2: Electric Boogaloo.
Other M: Somethin' about trauma and daddy issues and bioweapons and a BABY.
Fusion: "Take this Space Leech DNA Vaccine and kill these parasites on our Space Lab that TOTALLY isn't housing illegally engineered Space Leeches. Also we TOTALLY aren't trying to weaponize the parasites either."
y'know as someone who kins samus i hear the words "galactic federation" and i like contract rabies or something
You should play Other M just because it would make for an amazing skit
And for no other reason
That wig looks like it's Mercedes' hairstyle to me. I could be wrong
Samus coming back from ZDR: SO YALL MADE THE EMMI HUH?? U TRYNA KILL ME?
Federation: 👁👁 mf,, you literally blew up our research planet wtf u want us to do?
They have great employee benefits though!
Bruh that ending lmao. If the federation ever messes with phazon beyond what they did in prime three, I vote samus just drops a space colony on them too lol
Banger vid milord
Thank you :)
People: “what about other M?”
Real People: “What *about* other m?”
How did you make your text bold?
@@M12GProductions You place a * directly next to text on both sides like *this* and not like * this *
Other M is not canon btw xD
@@sylvandoggo4416 Good man
I do not know what this Other M is, but it sounds disappointing
Samus should just become independent and never listen to the Federation again, I've been saying this since... I was going to say 2002 since that's when Fusion came out but Fusion is 6 months older than me so that joke goes out the window. Well then...
Gotta love when things you weren't even born for make you feel old
That part about Dread aged perfectly.
I always thought she became some sort of war criminal pending trial at the end of Fusion. I don't know how that pans out in Dread.
"I don't even play Metroid." - famous last words
You'd think Samus would cut ties with the Federation by now. But they're probably the only people paying her so...
I'm sure she can find other work being a famous bounty hunter and all, plus universe is a big place with a lot of problems.
@@Highzen
Can't. Galactic Law in Metroid states that only Samus is allowed to be a reoccurring character save for the Chozo as an ancient missing/dead race. Whatever person she could theoretically work for besides the GF won't come back.
Meanwhile in the non-canon Metroid Prime timeline:
Galactic Federation: Hey girl you wanna stop some Space Pirates, Ridley and an evil version of you before we go on an all out assault on their homeworlds and come home alive as heroes?
Samus: Fuck Yeah!
Metroid Fusion is why you shouldn't extinct animals all willy-nilly.
This is actually a pretty succinct and accurate plot explanation of the entire series, minus prime.
Finally another video
Thanks for making this video, now I’m all caught up on the storyline just in time for Dread
This video is so awesome Bismix, good work as always! I watched it while shitting
Was really necessary mentioning the last part? 🤣😂
yeah
The Mix Has whisked the competition by coming bax
I absolutely love this man's content. You do an amazing job mate!
Dang samus has never looked better 😏
0:51
I like the attention to detail, it's a blue shirt just like her Fusion Suit
"Don't Trigger the E.M.M.I" How do I do that? EXISTING!"
Love the very subtle shirt change on your Samus once you got to fusion.
Good eye!
@@bismix4 Thank you. The little touches you do are great.
The impression I got in Fusion was that the Federation had absolutely no idea about the capabilities of the X, nor about their intelligence, when Samus first encountered them. They were learning about them as quickly as Samus was. However, while Samus concluded that the X had to be destroyed, the Federation was considering exploiting them. The Feds even sent some troops over to the BSL station to try and capture one or more SA-X. This, Samus (and Adam) believed, would not end well for all other living things.
Bismix Samus cosplay is not what I thought I'd be seeing today
Gotta love the federation. Oh they're useless but they're extremely hilarious.
I love that Samus Returns comes along like "Oh, by the way, Samus gets attacked by Meta Ridley on the way off of SR388... and then again at the space station.... by regular Ridley......"
Don’t forget when she fought that robot Ridley at the end of Zero Mission.
1:08 I can't help but think of Yourmoviesucks with that face lmao.
Prime Hunters: Hey Samus, we got this weird message for a doomsday weapon. We need you to pick it up. Did anybody else get the message? Oh no, just two galactic super powers, the space pirates, a terrorist who hates our very existence and stole our brand new experimental equipment, a giant rock, and a bioweapon. Yeah, it'll be fine
I just realized that the ONLY time the Federation doesn't actively make things worse is the beginning of Metroid Prime 3...when they're being attacked by Space Pirates...and get saved by a group of badass Bounty Hunters.
Hmmm
Really liked Metroid Fusion thing, also spoiler about the Metroid´s:
They were created by the Chozo to deal with the Parasyte X, unnatural predators
Nice to see more of a variety of videos, love the comedy.
Metroid dread will finally bring backbeing chased by a super powerful entity
Thanks for the summary, I am now ready to play dread
That last bit got me
For 10,000 years Bismix lay dormant...
Remember Phazon?
... Yeah, I do!
I'm currently replaying all metroid games in preparation for dread. Beat Zero Mission and now I'm on Samus returns.
I may not play metroid, but your videos are so bingeable and funny c:
On the plus side she's a bounty hunter so she's raking in the cash for their blunders
I absolutely love the wig. XD
Also nice to see you trying out some new material. Love to see it
Senior mix has returned
GF: Yo Samus, so you know you uh... destroyed our Metroid breeding program? Yeahhhh we were working hard on that, for peaceful applications only, please understand
Samus: I can't hear you! There's too many of these EMMI thingies here!
GF: Haha get trolled
A new Bismix Skit? This is a good day. :P
Okay a Metroid skit? Now this is epic
I like to think this video was just to show off his new Blonde wig. And I approve.
Sammoose we need you to go down to the planet Zebras and destroy all of the evil brain monsters
Ah he's back at it again
Return of the king
Bismix was gone all this time so he could learn to make wigs.
BdhHKEIDIWMDKOA THE “Ok” AT THE BEGINNING GOT ME HOWLING
Bizmix + Metroid = Instant Click
Great video. Welcome back.
The return
Great samus cosplay
Other M:
Fed: "Samus! We need you to go on a dangerous mission to fight the Space Pirates and stop their evil plans on a hostile planet full of dangerous creatures!"
Samus: "Must be Tuesday."
Fed: "Also you have to disable all your equipment except the basic stuff until we give you permission to use it."
Samus: "...why?"
Fed: "Because we said so, even though you are a bounty hunter we have hired and not a soldier in our military we have actual authority over."
Samus: "You assholes are really lucky my spaceship gets destroyed on the regular so I'm in constant debt and NEED the work."
*REMEMBER PHAZON??*
top tier zebeus pronounciation bismix.
Other M is just Fusion but without the balls to change Samus' appearance or have a decent plotline
Another banger m'lord