DoubleSpeak, How to Lie without Lying
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"I had a thousand people under me at my former job".....I cut grass at the cemetery
oh i have a corner office, with most of the city being in my visibility. i drive a bus
I really laughed at this one.
That's a big cemetery
Employer: What did you used to do for a living?
Me: I used to put people under the blade
lmao !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>step into my office
>am I being let go?
>don't be silly. In fact, I'm promoting you to customer
That's quite the promotion what did I do to deserve this?
😭😭
@Okapi Lizard
@Okapi Lizard the joke has flown over your head
@Okapi Lizard r/whooosh
My work in public service used to require quite a bit of double-speak. You can’t just come out and say, “yeah, the lawmakers didn’t think this through or consult the people who actually do the work, so now we have to require you to do something useless.”
oh you worked in CMS
actually, i d prefer they tell me this. by answereing honestly you can share in the frustration of your client. That makes the client less frustrated.
So what would you say instead of telling the the truth?
@@hetedeleambacht6608 See how long you keep a job...
hey man if it is up to you, you should tell the truth, the public deserve to understand the situation so it can be fixed. And you should not be protecting incompetent lawmakers or politicians.
Like how toothpaste brands say “recommended by 5 out of 5 dentists”, when the dentists were asked for multiple brands. So that toothpaste wasn’t *_the one_* , but simply one of many brands that a dentist would recommend.
This concept is EXACTLY how big pharma gets ALL of their drugs to market. Making it to market, means reducing the presence of reaction of side-affects...by pre-screening volunteers who are less likely to have a side-affect.
I more commonly hear 9/10 dentists - when in reality it's 10/10. They change it to 9 though because customers instinctually think it's impossible for a product to be approved by everyone leading them to believe its a lie.
also, which 5 dentists, it might. be recommended by 4 dentists from 5 we chose out of 1000 we asked
97% of scientists agree that humans have an effect on the global climate. They don't all agree that the effect is *significant* , but that niggling detail is usually left out.
"Did you procrastinate?"
"No, I simply rescheduled my assignments."
EDIT : this is 1 year after the comment was posted, I have all but completely forgotten this comment I made lmfao wasn't expecting it to get likes at all, especially 6.9k, thanks a lot kekw
I prioritized leisure time.
No I'm just waiting
ae86
That's actually what I say to my boss.
No absolutely not. I engaged in reasearch aimed at improving my performance at a later date.
"so you're a burglar"
"Nooooooo, I'm an asset relocation specialist."
"so you're stealing my money"
"no, we're the government"
Kristjan Čebulj a self employed* asset relocation specialist
Just the person I hoped to meet. I have, here in this holster, an Asset Relocation Specialist Reducer.
@@krazylevin Yes but are you a Certified Asset Relocation Specialist Reducer Management Associate?
Could also be a tax collector.
YES! As a data science major this is exactly why a code of ethics was made for data scientists in 2008 after the market crash. Incomplete representations of data were a large part of the issue at the time, and thus the code of ethics was born. I firmly believe it's our job as data scientists to make graphs to really communicate, not for shock value the way so many social media accounts seem to represent their data these days. It never clicked in my head as a form of doublespeak until now!
anyone knows the simpelest graphs need the relevant data right? I learned that in primary school. No data, they might as well show me a Van Gogh...beautiful colors and lines but not very usefull
@@hetedeleambacht6608 They can have accurate data, but presented in a misleading way. A republican ad had crime statistics on it which seemed to suggest a democrat drug policy had increased violent crime because the graphs was upside down, when in reality it had halved violent crime.
That lack of a click is exactly what doublespeak is designed to foster....
"As part of a balanced breakfast" aka "this stuff doesn't carry much nutrition"
I once ran into an old friend I hadn't seen in several years. He told me he was working for an oil company in sales & marketing. He was a clerk at a gas station.
And I know someone who sells propane and propane accessories
I had a friend that said "i manage the transactions of a multibillion dollar company" aka a McDonalds cashier
@Rose :3 lol maybe they're friends?
I knew a guy (I'm brazilian and so is he) who moved to new york to work with coffee and oil, meaning that he served coffee at a Petrobras office
@@garretc2148 You literally stole that
"Why is my microphone not working?"
"High-impedance air gap."
aka it's not plugged in
This is brilliant
Absolutely brilliant!
Infinite Resistance*
"Why doesn't my voice come out of the speakers?"
"High disparity air gap between frequencies and broadcast equipment"
Amazed how many people know basic electronics well enough... Or can say a low signal to noise ratio or a super high THD
“It’s not a lie, if you believe it”, George Costanza
It's not a delusion if you can describe it as one. You're not paranoid if you can can call yourself so.
There's a lot of wanna be mental patients around who would do well to learn these points, and sharpen their attempts at psychiatric ruses.
The key to doublespeak: always speak reality, always tell the truth. Folks won’t believe you; they will continue to believe what they want to believe regardless of what you tell them. So say what’s real! Just don’t bother arguing too much about it.
Just half of it.
Always tell the truth
@@ZAN_YAR You can't tell the truth. It's bigger than your knowledge of it. And incomplete truth is also a half lie.
@@thinkforyourself518 Yes you can.
Fearlessly and Assertively. A small synthetic agenda they call it [knowledge] is way too fragile to take a place in your Mind. and affect your intellection, and your says. It's their thing They have made it they make you believe in it and you get scared and obtain feeling of guilt and addicted
@@thinkforyourself518 What? pfff- it's not a half-lie. I prefer the phrase 'sensibly modified truth'.
double speak, or as i like to call it, everyone's resume
Hahaha true
Or a high schooler desperately trying to reach the dreaded word count.
@@nanamacapagal8342 I hated word counts.
I'd always have to shorten my work.
(I always got As in school😂)
Mitchell Weird Flex but ok
@@mitchell1091 How :c
"So you cheated?"
"No, no. It was just a romantic entanglement."
No. Romantic and entanglement just makes it worse. What you want to say is: I found this girl suffering from a clinically adverse effect due to the saturated inflammation of epinephrine. She was in a mentally critical condition that required a regulated oxytocin intake lest her lifespan is intermittently chopped short for lack of treatment and administration of the chordae tendineae cords. She had previously suffered a apical ballooning syndrome and needed a pulmonary heart bypass placebo to re-coordinate and connect her testosterone levels with her endocrine system body functions. Honey, she had a 5.30% chance of dying, within the next year, it's lowered now to .07% chance. I have potentially saved a life, she was possibly suffering tremendously because of her condition. I had to help.
@@acevaver5425 Please translate to dummyspeak.
@@acevaver5425 r/woosh
@@acevaver5425 J. o. k. e
@@vixx3535 I don't think you are using that correctly
I distinctly remember during the 2020 elections, I saw a political ad over and over about someone running for reelection in my state. One of the various things they listed as "reasons you should vote for this guy again!" is that he brought the state's education from being the "the 33rd worst state in the country, to the 27th best" or something along those lines, I don't remember the specifics. It wasn't until I paused the ad and thought about it for a second that I realized it was saying the education system got worse and it was using doublespeak to make it sound better. I never knew that form of lying had a name until I watched this video!
How
@@buffalosolider206 how what
@@buffalosolider206Assuming we're talking US states among the ranking, and not including territories like Puerto Rico, there are 51 "ranking members." That puts the middle point at 25.5 - equally far to the bottom and the top. So if a state is the 33rd _worst,_ we're counting from the _bottom,_ meaning that they're actually _above_ the middle point (at 18th best, in fact). However, the 27th _best,_ that is, counted from the _top,_ is then _below_ the middle point (ie., 24th worst).
So they actually dropped a whole _9 rankings_ (27-18 = 33-24 = 9) in the time that guy running for re-election was in office 🙃 - and he's trying to present that as if he actually improved things...
What I got out of this is that no matter the topic always ask questions until you get positive confirmation of the facts at hand.
Oh you’re dangerous now
that might be part of the message, but I think what you missed is that someone wanting to deceive you by using double-speak is unlikely to give you all of the facts, so you need to dig deeper and always delay a decision if you can.
"Oh youre an organ harvester?"
"No, I work in human resources"
No, he works for the Chinese Communist Party
"Nonconsensual organ arbitrage" is the job title that his salary gets taxed under
Non-public human organ arbitrage.
I would say semi-concensual but that's too negatively received these days.
"Nonconsensual organ arbitrage" is this Sseth rimworld refrence?
@@lecoqsclock1002 Of course fellow merchant!
"You're watching random TH-cam videos"
"No, I'm performing non-essential research of human communication and expression from one of the largest databases of digital media"
I feel attacked
Isn't that a quarter of what you learn in school school?
Extra-circular research *
689 lieks
nice
@@smokingghost9781 u mean google
7:17 Actually it's incorrect to say it reduces the risk by one percent; it reduces it by one *percentage point*
It reduces it be 36% percent, from 3 in 100 to 1.9 in 100. Look at the graph again. The statistic is not misleading, the graph is.
Its not spawn camping, its tactical positioning.
"I handle transactions for a multi - billion dollar company." - McDonalds cashier
Nice!
I was going to comment you should say financial transactions, but then I remembered the cashier also hands you your food, which is product. Anyways, great line, will definitely steal for future interviews.
lmaooooooo
just saying, not an original comment
This one lol
"I saved your life!"
"You ruined my death!"
the incredibles!
Lieutenant Dan (forrest gump)
LMAO! can win for losing.
That's an entire mood right there
@@EdFuller "lieutenant Dan!! ice cream!!!"
"I'm not slacking off, I'm taking an early break to enhance productivity."
I am writing this one down.
Love this video. People don't know how to spot such trickery. We should be teaching this in schools.
Bold of you to assume schools were made for critical thinking and not for future obeying workers
@@presidentofchina1496 REAAAAL❤
“I’m a pharmacist on a street level”
Deal drugger
Nope, you’re just self sufficient entrepreneurial botanist who uses there knowledge to create pharmaceutical products designed to make the patient get better on there own. Using your mobile situation your able to give away your products for the exchange of a piece of paper.
Sound right?
@@aero8893 You mean, Pharmaceutical Street Vendor.
@@aero8893 piece of paper?!? that piece of paper is our current system of legal tender of general use in a country
That name "double speak" is outdated.. now we call it marketing..
Literally
Usually white people are the ones that use double speaking.
Wisdom Seeker lol maybe because usually white people are the ones to have jobs in the first place... like what are you gonna do some corporate double speak in the hood? Or fruit markets? Or serving up some French fries at McDonalds???? LOL
@@christophersurnname9967 ouch, bitter punch of truth
Christopher Surnname wtf you talking about?
The military teaches you how to do this very well for instance, "responsible for the integrity of flight controls, corrosion prevention, and structural integrity of four aircraft." Is just a really fancy way to say that you checked cables for wear, wiped the aircraft down with a rag, and checked the safety wire holding the bolts in place.
I’ve seen some resumes that could qualify.
I also liked the SpaceX launch of starship lately…. “A rapid unscheduled disaaembly” lol
EA: "They're not loot boxes, they're surprise mechanics"
It's not RNG, it's infinite replay value features
right on spot
It’s not FIFA 2018, it’s FIFA 2019
Damn! You read my thoughts!
Stewardess.
"Im not depressed, Im just highly motivated to not be optimistic"
nice pfp you’re cultured
@@-poon-382 ah, I see, so you're also a fellow man of hololive culture?
NEEE VIRUS hell yea
Nakamas from the hololive hole
What's hololive peko?
The catastrophic buckling compression column switch and actuator warriors have been outsmarted this time
I had a great time when I prioritized processing information on literary subjects through a visual and auditory medium over at-home educational practice
"no im not stealing comments, im just spreading the quote"
🤣
no im not stealing comments, im just spreading the quote
"no im not stealing comments, im just spreading the quote"
Im not reposting memes, im disseminating visual art and knowledge
No I'm not stealing comments, I'm just spreading the quote
I handle transactions for a multibillion dollar company.
I work as a McDonalds Cashier
I actually laughed out loud... congrats xD
Sounds like Jeffrey Epstein
also serving embryo fetus aborted cell food .
Sounds like Dan peña lol
Erika I knew a guy who would use that line almost exactly to pick up women, and yes he worked at McDonald’s.
Thank you for this profound addition to my organic memory bank with this moving picture content on TH-cam.
Thank you for the informative content, keep up the great work!
"They're not Lootboxes they're 'Surprise Mechanics' ".
- EA GAMES
No the lawyer stated this: *"...It's not gambling, we call them surprise mechanics...it makes the players happy..."*
@@kingaragornii9940 tell me lies , tell me sweet little lies
@@kingaragornii9940 defintely doesnt make us happy ahaha
@@TheUltrasora
Lol
Ea it’s in the game
Doublespeak is colloquially known as bullshitting where I'm from.
Yeah I’m often referred to as a bullshiter but I prefer the term linguistically gifted
it’s ironic because whoever invented the word doublespeak just didn’t wanna be called a bullshitter
@@hiinsanity lmao
Flirting is a form of doublespeak too.
@@hiinsanity It's not ironic, it's just effective.
I love doublespeak, it is such an cool thing to perform.
Crazy how companies can do this with statistics that actually matter.
Our governments are corrupt and we allow them to be.
Hitman: "I specialize in Early Retirements."
Dispatching and actuation of personal liquidation.
from life
Is this a Blade Runner crossover?
from life
painting houses.
so glad to see carlin in this
great video. You really delved into the uses of double speak.
When he said " waste management consultant", i thought he meant "garbage man" LOL
Well, we italians, you know...,
lmao i thought he meant "plumber"
Pretty sure he did, in the show his mob family is in the garbage business. I think that's what he meant, though you could I guess secondarily interpret it as an euphemism - maybe that's what the writers intended.
one more word, and it all makes sense - "human waste management consultant"
@@visdarfrankas human waste means poop though XD
“I work in the movie industry.”
I sell popcorn
nah, more like: I play a crucial part in one the most equitable industries present in today’s economy.
@@tommytimmy8441 👏
Lmbo
Im a dancer = Im a stripper
@@tommytimmy8441 Or I played a crucial role in the marketing of cinema to the public through the increase of current and future sales figures.
I love the clip around 2:37. Now im going to have to try and find that on YT
“Alternative Facts” is the first one that came to mind.
We don’t torture people, we use Enhanced interrogation.
Advanced interrogation techniques
@@nihalu.7886 I don’t use Advanced I nterrogation Techniques I use Alternative words
I prefer to call it intensive questioning.
@@nihalu.7886 "but techno that's just tor-"
"ENHANCED INTERROGATION TECHNIQUES"
AND WE MAKE PEOPLE OUR SLAVS
"I drive a 150k vehicle, I travel a lot and have a great corner office"
I'm a bus driver.
Few million dollars vehicle could be a tank
underrated XD
😂😂
Pog
“Corner office” is fantastic
Great discussion, thanks.
I love engadging in caloric sufficiency through interspecis means
“I didn’t lose, I merely failed to win!”
-Oversimplified
I didn't lose, I succeeded at accomplishing the opposite of the assumed conditions for success
I didn't lose, I just assumed you were playing a non zero sum game, where my "losing" would facilitate your "winning" to maximise the total of gains.
@@Ludifant I like this, but it breaks the point of double speak. Doublespeak doesn't involve lying, however your comment does. Still an amazing excuse though!
I didn't lose, I have just been highly motivated on having empathy on all competitors
Well this one doesn't work as well because you can draw in some games.
"This involved slitting his throat. They call this a 'therapeutic misadventure'"
That's... that's murder
Yeah I’d be about ready to give that surgeon a “misadventure” if that happened to someone I care about.
You seem tough.
It's not murder
It's stopping human function
7.59-fm [Closed] that is stopping human function for a proceedingly inproportionate excusably content of time
@@1Lainer1 No one can read this nonsense sentence; try again.
My favourite 2nd type words are mining terms. Skip, shaft, rib, back, floor, face, mucker. They are just simple yet complex to those who don’t know the industry.
I am glad to have a natural repulsion to doublespeak. I can' imagine living blisfully unaware of the way people choose to "water down" subjects.
It hits a certain trigger in me that instantly throws up the cynicist goggles. It is why ads never work whether or not they are a product I am interested in.
Eating one meal a day.
Before: I am broke.
Now: I am doing intermittent fasting.
intermittent
@Violet Sinclair I'm not broke and I do it. I do two meals a day though. I skip dinner. Why would I need food to sleep? Why should I give my body work to do when I should be resting? I don't need this extra meal. Now my body can focus on important things like healing, repair and resting instead of working to digest food I don't need.
qrpnxz ahh shiet thank you
.. due to economic misadventure
The Lop do u know what a joke is
The native fluent language of all politicians.
@Auto Zam there os very little difference
@@sosig6445 Mobsters have to at least be vaguely competent to keep their "job".
except trump. he just striaght up lies. and i dont know whther to praise him for it?
Let me guess someone made a trump comment
@@hafe6659 stop i actually did-
Omg @8:19 I remember that game! Vegas Stakes for the SNES! Those slot machines were where it was at!
Very Well put together video
"I didn't rob the store, I merely imposed a mandatory donation order"
In the military it is known as "Appropriation".
surprise communism
That's what they use to extort people and make everyone happy with that, because taxes are "used for the people". You know, it's not theft, because you're a "Taxpayer".
@@369mfkzt2 exactly, it's not theft, it's just the government forcefully removing your money and using it themselves
😂
Prisoner: " I live in a gated community"
😂😂😂
We even have armed security personnel
@@luciuskapahs5547 most prison guards aren't armed actually. Well they have pepper spray which is effective... sometimes.
sometimes you even get a room with TV, bed, toilet and shower all to yourself!
Don't we all 😉
This thing will get you further than any other studies
Words are like spells. Avra Kedravra: as I speak, I create!
"They asked if I had a degree in theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics" - Fantastic
@Traveling Burrito Salesman protomen baby!!
Haha that one "scientist" from Fallout New Vegas
@@futureshock382 fantiastic, that was his name iirc
@@futureshock382 damn you beat me to it.
A New Vegas reference caught in the wild!? I’m so proud
Our resumes are about to be lit.
Louise ••• for some reason I hate and love you lol
I was a self hired professional semi-permanent bed tester, that specialized in a niche type of bed.
watch out for all of us being in rich schools and jobs
@@Deady4u sleep man
Awesome vid!
Great video
“you’re not in trouble, i just need to talk to you for a second outside of the classroom about your choices”
This is very relatable
every teacher ever
my Spanish teacher once asked me and my friend to wait outside and she never came to speak to us just made us stand outside the classroom for 45-50 minutes until the bell rung
@@MyPussyBleeding-rn1mw big brain moment
@@MyPussyBleeding-rn1mw F I N E S S E D
Victim: "I was robbed!"
Thief: "No I just started a new wealth redistribution program"
Government: That's what we do.
Robin hood
Communism be like
@@CrazyGuyVideos2005 that isn't Communism lol.
@@midnighthobbyt5161 lol dude, literally that is communism.
The only option to not articulate in “DoubleSpeak” in an interview is when they’re more than aware that you’re intelligent enough to speak with a certain form of subterfuge. In which case it can appear honest and positive to communicate with very direct language.
Thanks. This video makes me feel much better about lying now ;)
“I didn’t kill him. I simply created an environment for him that his body found uninhabitable.”
No no, he's not dead, his primary metabolic processes have just stalled for an indefinite period.
Natural selection made him extinct... Nature taking course
No comment
The application of accelerated heavy metals objects into the persons body created a pressure imbalance that resulted in several essential bodily processes being impeded through cavitation and fluid leakage to the extent that the normal biological activity was severely hindered and eventually ceased. He will be missed.
He attack me with a chainsaw i got of right to defend myself
"Mcdonald's manager"
"Sales director for a multi-billion company"
U copied this from another comment
I didn't but I'm not surprised that there are hundred of comments like this one way before made this comment.
Lol
@@anonymus3219 He did not "copy another person's comment," he merely rebuttaled the originality of a fellow entertainment enjoyer's statement.
Bank accountant
People five me hundreds of bills from different currencies every day
“The NCR asked me if I had a degree in physics, and I said that I had a *theoretical* degree in physics!”
-Fantastic, the top engineer for Helios One (one of the most important power sources for the NCR and the facility with a secret orbital laser inside)
what makes Champagne expensive & unique is goes thru 2 separate fermentations giving it the continous bubbles rising/ Sparkling wine is wine with C02 blown into it
I’m not currently procrastinating, I’m mentally recouping by broadening my horizons through digital media.
Hey, HEY! no. Recouping is a necessary activity.
Ah being lazy.... I understand now.
Exactly
mmm... digital media, more like; the modernization of the previously non-though way of receiving information.
this. i like this
*In a court discussion*
Me: "He died of natural causes"
Judge: "You pushed him off a building!"
Me: "Gravity is a natural force"
Judge: "but you had to push him off fro gravity to be a factor"
You: "i didn't push him, i was merely gradually generating a substantial amount of velocity and acceleration via my deltoid muscles to force my humerus in a lateral trajectory away from my toros which in result increased the amount of kinetic energy stored in my metacarpal and proximal phalange connectors that when i lightly tapped him all that kinetic energy transfered from me to him resulting in contact forces forcing him to stabilise himself but because he lacked the visual awareness to inform himself of the knowledge required for him to make the judgement of weather he should stabilise himself of not he ultimately was overcome by the contact forces and causing him to fall off the cliff"
Judge: "...."
You: "and if he stabilised himself in time he wouldn't of fallen thus resulting in me being innocent and him being guilty of his own death"
Judge: "... apologies for the misunderstanding you're free to go"
@@TheMissiIe
Judge: Wait! So you pushed off a man that was unguarded and you're saying it was his fault that he died cause he wasn't guarded?
You: As the rule of the jungle, a man must be on guard at all times for he might be at danger at all times
I merely taught him a valuable lesson that may or may not shortened his late adoption
@@justanub4697 Judge : So you basically admit your implication in the matter of causing his death and attest you have been sharing more responsability than the victim/culprit itself, enough to be labeled and charged for it.
You : I don't admit to anything, I affirm a sole point of view that is itself beyond reasonnable doubt subjective and biased, thereforth aledging me no weigth as an evidence outside of the forces I generated willingly and never actually stated nor had any intention of engrandging any collision or missuse of my force and was out of doubt unaware of the plausibility or causality of the tragic events that were bound to happen outside both of our range of consciousness.
Judge : That sound like 3rd degree murder to me, anything to add?
@@TheMissiIe Ok
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Cool background music 👍
Loving this voice
"Your a drug dealer"
"Nope, I'm just a humble street pharmacist"
Nope, you’re just self sufficient entrepreneurial botanist who uses there knowledge to create pharmaceutical products designed to make the patient get better on there own. Using your mobile situation your able to give away your products for the exchange of a piece of paper.
Or you're the one who knocks!
@@aero8893 Very few street pharmacists are self sufficient botanists, they usually have their wares delivered to them by the financially flexible familial conglomerates.
you're*
@@ijemand5672 thanks bro
“I didn’t lose. I merely failed to win”
hello Zyphon again ^-^
I didn't see this first. I discovered this within the first couple minutes of this being sent into the the internet
Hi Zyphon :D
Hallo zyphon.
Overly simplified
I love it. Its a way of thinking about: 'I call bulls**t!'
Used to play Vegas stakes all the time as a kid seeing the intro again so unexpected was crazy
"Did you just fart?"
"No, I just temporarily decreased the level of freshness in the air"
Lol no, I temporarily increased methane levels.
I simply carried out a functional bodily process to reduce certain elements from my anatomy in trade for the oxygen-rich elements from my surroundings
I facilitated a chemical transference process to increase the impact of pollutant detection in the local environment
K. LOUK the fungus and bacteria’s in my intestinal tract have just produced M2 and the muscles in my body have retracted as to reallocate the elements from my organism, into the atmosphere as a way to camouflage with mammals, more specifically the Mephitis (skunk).
An excess of pressure caused by vital and naturally occurring bacteria was recently resolved by my decision to expel said non-toxic excess into the atmosphere.
"We are not cheating, we are just exchanging knowledge for the mere purpose of presenting a better answer"
We came to the conclusion that having foreknowledge of certain assigned facts would present us the better outcome.
Just get to the point of and we can't get to the solution. Double speak is a powerful and lead's to Miss leading The And can't get fixed
Mere wasn’t needed
@@HermeticallyHermeticThricGreat I was just thinking abt Schrodinger's cat and then saw your username
we are engaged in a mutual exchange of neural patterns for the mere and mutually beneficial purpose of enhancing the quality grade of our paper.
I Acknowledge the Importance and the visuals that has been put into this Imagery. (this video is great)
I HATE doublespeak, I HATE dishonesty so much
I changed a lightbulb.
*I single-handedly managed the successful upgrade and deployment of new environmental illumination system with zero cost overruns and zero safety incidents.*
the engineer
This guy, this guy, I’m going to use this.
Read this somewhere else before
@@philbytan284 where would anyone possibly write that anywhere else? lol
@@danielxmiller It's called the *original*
*So this is how Pinocchio lied to Prince Charming without his nose growing...*
woah, cool name
@@xandergoemans456 bruh
@@seanisgone5413 bruh
edit: this is my main account lol
@@dexterity494 bruh
He didn't lie, if he would his nose would have grown
They often include suicides and gang violence to puff up gun related deaths (ignoring the crimes that could have been carried out with other weapons) when talking about mass murders involving firearms ("mass shootings"). They also like to count people as old as 20 in stats about children.
Then they refer to even pistol caliber rifles as high caliber, and nearly anything gets called an assault rifle or "assault style weapon "
Theres also the tendency to "prove" gun bans worked by only measuring shooting deaths even if violent crime got worse or such killings were already in decline. Usually anti gun people are more motivated by aesthetic distaste than what is safer for the public
Brilliant description of the donner party, lol.
“So you’re a legal grave robber?”
“No, I’m an archeologist!”
IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM
Tf are dinosaurs gonna do to stop them from digging up their skeletons
@@goroakechi6126 SO DO YOU
@@hammedburger3712 Paleontologists.
Brilliant
This is the equivalent to using a thesaurus on every single word
You'd be surprised how fantastically effective it is, though. You can say the exact same thing, the thing with the exact same actual meaning, with two sets of words and flip someone from being curious and interested right over to vehemently spitting in your face with anger. Just saying the same thing from a different perspective can make people think you're saying two completely different things. For example, you can find in many places articles about "the health benefits of more sex". You will not, however, find articles about "the health dangers of abstinence." They're the same thing. The only difference is that in the first case, you are making the assumption that the audience is mostly abstinent, and that this is what they see as normal. In the second case, you're assuming the audience is having a higher amount of sex, and would lose the benefits of sexual activity by abstaining. But it's the same situation. They would cite the same studies. For instance, in one of the biggest studies of its kind in history, they found that those having, on average, fewer than 2 orgasms a week were twice as likely to die (from any cause) during the course of the study (which ran for years). Now, if you're having fewer than 2 orgasms a week, you could have more sex and move into the 'half as likely to die' group... but if you're already having 2+ orgasms a week, and you were to instead begin a life of celibacy, you would join the group which was twice as likely to die. This information is, in fact, reporting health benefits of more sex (for people having little), and health dangers of abstinence (for people having average or more amount). But, people will read a study about the benefits of more sex with a smile on their face, while they will get absolutely angry if you suggest that abstinence is a dangerous practice.
Increasingly verbose meme in a nutshell
Are you saying this from your full size aortic pump
You don't get it Dwigt.
Here abide the comparable of employing a reference book to each individual vocable
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Throwing the Carlin clip in was perfect. Well played.
This is how I wrote all my papers in college.
How did that go?
I can't believe you're that guy
Yup I learned to write like this the hard way
I found my professor/TA gave me higher grades if I reflected their words used during the lecture.
This also works in job applications when I describe duties I performed at previous positions and using the job announcement to shape my response using thier vocabulary.
People are more receptive to what they are familiar with.
It's the only way to meet those length requirements!
"he sustained injuries that is incompatible with life"
HE DIED.
The blood do outside body
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😂😂
That is not how verb number works.
He was unable to continue doing what he loved in this world.
"Friendly Fire!"!!
That's why I say communication is isn't about the words you use, but the message you convey. If you speak in a way that's deliberately misleading, then you ARE lying since you intentionally did not actually communicate or deliver an honest message.
"So you're doing nothing to help us"
Government: "We're committed to continued and sustained efforts to address your concerns"
😂😂😂
im from the government and im here to help.....
@@dustinh1583 You were dropped on your head too many times.
zero times zero is still zero
@Kevin Tewey what?