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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 21 พ.ย. 2024
- Oh boooy, I'm back with another bad video. I based this video off of 12 mario kart 8 deluxe players that I've run across. Have YOU seen any of these players? Are YOU one of these players perhaps? Let me know down in the comments! Also to my subscribers for Fire Emblem, I know it's been a minute but don't worry, an "I tried playing FE4" video is in the works. It's just gonna take a little bit, issa long game, but I finished it though and I genuinely had a great time! I know once again I've been super inactive so a big thank you to everyone for being so patient with me. It really means a lot to me.
I'm gonna be streaming some more Mario Kart 8 Deluxe this Saturday at noon pst with friends playing the first wave of dlc courses! You can come hang out at / bismix4
Twitter: / bismix4
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And a huge thanks to ButtonHeartCreations to making the cool blue shell model for this skit! She makes all kinds of cool Animal Crossing merchandise on Etsy! You can find her page here! www.etsy.com/s...
You also check out her twitter here: / buttonheart101
Music Used:
Sweet Sweet Canyon (Frontrunning) - Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
Good Results - Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
N64 Royal Raceway - Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
Bowser's Castle/Luigi's Mansion - Mario Kart Double Dash
Main Menu (Character Select) - Mario Kart Wii
GCN Baby Park - Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
DS Tick Tock Clock - Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
N64 Toad's Turnpike - Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
Wi-Fi Lobby - Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
Bowser's Castle - Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
Luigi Circuit/Mario Circuit/Yoshi Circuit - Mario Kart Double Dash
Thwomp Ruins - Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
Rainbow Road - Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
Average Mario Kart DS player: Drifts a lot, even if it's not optimal.
So Mario Kart DS players are the Mario Kart equivalent to JDM car enthusiasts.
@@lol-ih1tl or Initial D fans
@@08Juan80 SHIT PANDA SHY GUY
As MKDS player I can confirm
MKDS is to Mario Kart as Melee is to Smash
"I don't have a red shell."
Well.. he wasn't wrong.
But it's not red
I mean he wasn't lying, it wasn't a red shell. It was just infinitely worse than a red shell.
A blue shell is like a red shell, but to dodge you need to be on mushrooms instead of going bananas.
If you've never been the unlucky player, you've never truly experienced Mario Kart
are you supposed to not drift? what is this nonsense?
I’m always the unlucky player especially with the cpu I’ll get hit with a blue shell then 2 red shells then a banana then a squid then electricity then get a coin on top of that
@@aloofmorkiegames I get blue shelled 1 after another like how the hell do I get hit by 33 blue shells at the perfect time so that I get stunned by EACH. AND. EVERY. F**KING. BLUESHELL.
I love getting chain item'd from 1st to ninth!
"Too bad! *PERISH!"*
I'm gonna quote this for the rest of my life!
Rocking the beard Bismix!
Haha thank you, thank you! 😆
You want to quote it for the rest of your life? Too bad! *PERISH!*
0:23
Average "wiggler and heavy weight" fan
VS
Average "pick what looks cool with your favorite character" enjoyer 😎
Based. Who needs meta when you have Daisy with the Sports Coupe/Flame Rider
Shy guy lookin fire with that flame rider wit da triforce tire
Inkling Boy with Sport Bike/Slick Tires/Standard Glider
Tbh I enjoyed lightweight character more since it gives you more mini-turbos, which is nice for 200cc.
If you're not doing Mii Captain Falcon in Blue Falcon you're doing it wrong
The first one physically hurts. I remember thinking double items would guarantee or at least decrease the odds of being left with only coins in first. And then I started repeatedly getting double coins as herds of red shells came for blood.
Edit: Yes, I know double coins are only possible in an online match where there is a lot of lag. Shouldn't be possible offline.
Double coins are physically impossible without lag
You expect somebody who complains about coin items to know how the game works? :U getting single coins in mk8u was arguably more powerful than getting a banana. Coins matter so much.
@@Marshall.R Yeah, I heard about that at some point. Some rooms I didn't have the problem. Other rooms were just really bad.
@@EingefrorenesEisen You can know how the game works and still complain. Coins are great, but when I'm already maxed out on coins and in first, I'd rather have one thing to protect myself than double coins. I did save them for a minor boost after getting hit at least like in the og game.
@@EingefrorenesEisen bananas can protect you from red shells though
There has never been a sound that has instilled more fear into me than the blue shell sound effect. That alarm is the true nightmare fuel.
The only other sound that hits me that hard is the guardians from breath of the wild
@@leorobin832 i was just thinking that man
It depends, but the Creeper hissing is pretty up there on the list I'd say.
@Leo Robin Mongols in Ghost of Tsushima with their battle cries "DORSHOL"
Lavish screeching
Let's be real here. The item smugglers are always the most deadly. 1st place with a bullet bill always pisses me off.
The worst thing is you have to admit they have some skill to make it to 1st place without using items
You can't get blue shell'd in first if you hold a blue shell in first
*Insert roll safe meme*
@@Marshall.R can I interest you in the "blue yourself" speedrun?
@@hanahomemadepizza1424 I recommend greatly the Skilloz video about this category. These runners are INSANE
@@cheryl9809 that's the advantage of the Mario Kart DD system, but also its ranger: to lure you into trying to hold until you get First, when you might actually not even get first If you don't use this. A hard lesson DD taught: knowing when to hold and when to use is Key. But nothing is more painful than not getting First even with a good item because you kept trying to smuggle
"My green shell is a tool of justice, but now I'm not so sure... besides this red shell... isn't my shell!"
Nice to see you back Bis!
Thank you Jugg! That really means a lot
"It's a fucking mistake."
Omg, that's a metal gear rising reference, in a Mario kart video. Never would have expected that. Respect to u sir
Metal Gear Kart: Red shellvengence.
Nanomachines, son. They harden in response to heat sinking shells.
Mario Kart 8 Is Eternal , But I love to see Zach , Trent , Johnny , and Lord Bismix seems like they're having a good time. Hmm Phillip seems to still be on vacation or just got a really deep voice.
Or maybe we just didn't care for him so much that he was discontinued from BCU.
@@durandlewis1382 Thanosmaster1 is my favorite BCU villain.
what is eternal is Super Mario Kart, Mario Kart 64, Mario Kart Double Dash, Mario Kart DS, Mario Kart Wii AND MARIO KaRT 7!
Matio Kart 8 and Mario Kart 8 Deluxe will never be eternal. Mario Kart Super Circuit just isn't good enough oof
0:05 Is me just about 100% of the time
Mario kart wii is MUCH better
Mario Kart DS players: "If you don't snake, you're fake."
As a Mario Kart DS player, I play by one motto alone:
“DRIFT DRIFT BABY”
more like snake snake 😂
I’m gonna be honest, that’s my motto with every Mario Kart game. There is not a single course where I don’t drift.
"..it is GOLDEN"
The spongebob reference plus how he delivered it, i freaking died.
as someone with a gold steering next to my name, it's acurrate
I instantly notice the spongebob reference
I just pick Neo Bowser City on 200cc. Would that be worse than the sociopath?
Sociopath ++
Sociopath Maddening
Sociopath on steroids
Jokes on you I love it that way
It just means your are enlightened amongst the masses
You forgot one type,
The 7 Player:
"Guys, what is this traction."
I need to go back and play 7! I had so many memories grinding online with friends. Honey Queen main for life!
This is me! I could NOT drift right on MK8, I thought I was crazy. Then I picked up MK7 on sale ($3) and it played much more like I remembered. Still thinking about owning 8 with all the new DLC tracks but the 3DS version suits me for now
I can't understand what all of this refers to. Is it about that you can drift in off-road with a high off-road stat?
@@riccardomorgagni5181 No It's that the traction in mk8 is notably less, So the game feels like a slip and slide, but with 7 there is much more traction, so any kart feels normal.
Oh, yeah, I understand, now. Well, I recently reopened my 3DS, and I found out I lost all my ability to drive with first person driving, lol. When I was younger, I could driv I mastered that way of control and I could make also with 3D view set to the max.
The coins joke at the start hits too hard. But at the very least that means I'm winning.
As someone who’s played 8 since it released on Wii U, I super related to most of these positions at one point or another. Great video BisMix! Good to see ya back.
As a double dash player... it's more than just the Chain Chomp!!! It's also the Bowser Shell (in all seriousness I like having 2 characters:) )
Spamming Bowser shells on baby park was the best
@@bismix4 YES I still play it to this day and I've yet to feel the same rush anywhere else
And the egg
And being able to set custom numbers of laps. (5 lap rainbow road was a jam, as is 9 lap baby park)
@@MudakTheMultiplier that option was extremely popular with me, 9 lap wario coliseum
Welcome back Bismix!
The coconut mall but at the end was 100% accurate man. All I needed in this game was coconut mall.
Trent, the eternal advocate for Superdeath mode no matter the game. 3:21 is also a super relatable moment, we've all been there before, haven't we?
Nice video bismix, every upload honestly feels like unwrapping a gift. thanks for bringing a smile to my and I'm sure many other people's days!
That's called getting the Mario Kart treatment
I am the unlucky one
Getting good at 200cc feels amazing though. Braking during drift turns is extremely satisfying
Agreed! 200cc let’s you take some pretty insane shortcuts too! I wish I could convince more of my friends to try it 😅
Tbh when I play MK8 I always play in 200cc and barely played with 150cc or below. 150cc and below is just boring imo. 200cc can take a really cool shortcut in MK8 (for example the Big Blue ultra shortcut).
While for Mario Kart Wii, I still can enjoy it even in 150cc. Clawing makes you feel like a pro lmao. Although I don't like playing with 50cc in MKWii tho (I guess bike and the ability to wheelie is one of the factors why this game is so good. I barely use kart).
P.s. I also play 200cc through MKWii ctgp revolution and It's also fun. There is a braking feature as well added by Mr Bean the GOAT.
As for MKDD, I don't play it that much, but imho it's more fun to play it with friends who are amateurs in Mario Kart than MKWii (the same level as MK8 I guess).
I've found that you actually need to brake-drift on some 150cc tracks. Specifically, Neo Bowser City.
i only learnt that you could brake during drifts so you wouldnt yeet of into space on every corner a week or 2 ago... i have been playing mk8 dx for over 3 years now
"They bring back chain chomp?"
"No it's still bullet bill."
"Pass."
100% me there.
There was one time I golden mushroomed my way out of a blue shell on Mario Kart Wii, that was so awesome! Also, love ya Bismix!
I remember one race where I got completely screwed-over by a blue shell on Mushroom Gorge on the last lap, only to get a Bullet Bill and blast my way from 11th back to 1st after a lightning bolt hit everyone else (and even stealing 1st from Baby Daisy).
In 25 years of playing the whole Mario Kart series (20 when this happened), I never saw something so random.
"The mario kart 8 fans are clamoring for more content! What do we give them? New Characters? New Carts? Mario kart 9 isn't ready yet!!"
"Let them eat coconut mall"
I am proud to be one of the 5 people that 2:18 represents. I will flex that golden wheel until I die (or until the next Mario kart, whichever happens first)
Also that last part was my reaction exactly. It went something like this
“Goddamn it I just want Mario Kart 9! Why didn’t they….. Ooh Coconut Mall!”
What does a golden wheel mean? Like a normal wheel for using motion control, when/why does it become golden?
@@dirkvisser9777 The golden wheel shows that the person uses tilt controls the majority of the time that they play. Not sure the exact requirements for it to show up but in my case I’m always using tilt controls, so I have it all the time
Tnx! I did not know because i only play offline
Using tilt controls in 8 Deluxe sucks the joycons are too small now mk8 on wii u that's fine because I can use the good ole wii remote
Even though I don't use the tilt controls in either MK8/MK8DX, I can proudly say that I finished 3rd in a Mario Kart 8 200cc local tournament where the organizers only let me compete with the Wii Wheel even though I had a WiiU Pro Controller with me and the finals were three persons with wiimote + nunchuks and me with the Wiimote.
Seriously though, why does everyone love picking Baby Park? 😆
We thrive in chaos
For real
Baby park is iconic in double dash but it’s always been kinda annoying in all the other games. I think the random items in dd make it super fun.
The chaos
Chaos, but I front run that track 99.999 percent of the time.
200cc godlike, love making my friends suffer also im the double dash player
SAME!! DOUBLE DASH FOR LIFE!!
200cc on the newest Rainbow Road (WiiU) is just the best.
Watching almost everyone falling after the 1st drift boost is so funny.
Same, Double dash is just really fun and I can't help going back to it every so often
200cc baby park frantic items baby
Ever heard of exitebike arena?
2:16
"The blue turtle shell is Mario Kart racers ultimate weapon. It magical finds the lead kart in the race, and it takes it out bwahahaha"
really cool to see all the iterations of yourself here, they convey a lot of personality
1:30 As a Shy Guy main, newcomers will always get confused and just go with Waluigi 🙄
My sister used to just wait at the finish line till I got close… I’ve never played Mario kart since
Let me set the scene: your in 1st place, it’s the final lap your can see the finish line....then you hear the sound of a blue shell, it approaches and right before you can cross the finish line it explodes, then a red shell icon appears at the bottom of the screen and hits you EXACTLY when you gain control again, then 3 racers pass you, then a 4th one knocks you slightly of course or worse into a pit. You then cross the finish line in 7th place.
Don’t lie something like this has happened to you.
Yeah....
Ah yes, getting Mario Karted
Only 7th? You left out the triple red shell and star into bullet bill wombo landing you in 10th or worse. I've legitimately gone from 1st to 11th right before the finish line before.
@@caliburnleaf9323 I actually was going with my most recent experience of being “Mario karted” trust me I’ve had experiences of going from 1st to 8th (or 12th) happen in seconds
Definitely been there...
Bismix with glasses and a serious voice is cursed. Can't wait to see more of him
I’m the kind of player that literally always picks the most balanced stats possible. I pick a heavyweight, I do a light kart, I pick a lightweight, I do a fast kart. I have no idea why but I just like having none of my stats be low
I am glad you're back with another video
We can always rely on coconut mall in the end
I deeply resonate with the first one, especially with the original version of MK8
I've been playing Chocobo GP recently, and the unlucky player is everyone. I've gone from 1st to last and vice versa way too many times.
I can’t believe the DLC was announced two years ago. Time flies doesn’t it
Why must you attack Wii players like this, I don’t want to remember those days
Everyday, I hope Bismix uploads a new video since this is literally the only one we’ve gotten this year. It’s a good one, but would love more content.
Hahaha very accurate! Loved it 👌
I will never take a Waluigi + Wild Wiggler player seriously. Also I’d like to remove the Coin item permanently.
And the lightning...it always ruins everything and I myself never get it anyways.
I agree with the first but not the second
@@bw-leftturnracing7779 this lets me know you like coins
@@KingExalted Without coins it would be too easy to hold first place. Besides if you know what you're doing you can get a defense item anyway. Holding the coin until the next box guarantees you'll get an item that isn't a coin.
@@bw-leftturnracing7779 I’m well aware of that tactic. If you’re able to even get a box to use up your coin that is.
The Unlucky Player... dude I don't remember giving you permission to expose my MK track record to the entire world 😔
I love how Mario Kart Wii players are the equivalent of Smash Bros Melee players
Welcome back! Banger video! Definitely sending this to my MK group lmao
Ayyy! Glad to see one of my faves back. And also I must say that the moment I hear the blue shell alarm, time slows down and then the shell comes in even slower motion and then the explosion is even slower. And then it goes back to normal
A new Bismix video makes any day a great day! Thanks for making me laugh!
Yeah, I was literally looking for a new video yesterday!
How fun!
Also also I can't wait for that video you talked about in the description
It’s great to another video from you. I really love your senes and humor.
Thank you so much Ivan!
I really missed that type of of content. Glad to have you back
When I saw the blue shell I burst out laughing. Godly work
Coming back to this video, love to see the reaction of the Meta player, the Wii players and the MK9 waiter.
0:06 So True
I... only played Double Dash, and there Waluigi is a middleweight. Learn something new every day.
3:07 Perfectly cut scream
You forgot about that one guy who only plays battle mode.
Fucking love me some MKWii references
Mario Kart: Super Circuit player:
"You're telling me coins only go up to 10? Man, if only there were 15 more, so that I could have enough coins to out-speed redshells!"
I hope Waluigi's Pinball is in the DLC, it's such a good track, and we still got a lot more waves to go trough.
Very likely since it was already in Tour as well.
Wish granted.
If there were a Fire Emblem x Mariokart game...
Bismix: I could race through this course...
Or I could just use *THE WARP STAFF!!!*
Lies, If the MK Wii player doesn't use a wiimote they ain't playing MK Wii
Hey I'm a mk Wii player and I mostly use GameCube controller
The mix does not miss! Love to see ya back!
Genuinely think MK8D needs some new characters. Kamek, Funky Kong, Goomba, Hammer Bro, Birdo, Diddy Kong, the list goes on.
Same, I also think they should add in captain falcon, they already have 2 tracks from fzero and his car, and since there's no fzero games on the horizon yet, it's a no Brainer
Funky Kong would be the only viable character out of the ones you've mentioned. Acting as a Waluigi alternative
@@lol-ih1tl Who cares if they're not viable?
@@wellalrightthen3920 so I guess you really want to get crushed by the swarm of Waluigis on Wild Wiggler?
@@lol-ih1tl I don't really play online, so eh.
Little did he know that Funky kong came back! (For the small price of like 10 dollars)
the scream followed by
'coconut mall is coming back'
'that's pretty good'
big same Bismix. big same
this is so accurate
Yayyy the king is back lol. Love the video will definitely show my friends who I play Mario kart with
Ugh.. waluigi/wiggler players is technically 80% of online players it's disgusting.
Mario Kart Wii lobbies are mostly Funky Kongs on Flame Runners, Mario Kart 7 Lobbies are Metal Marios on B Dashers with Red monster tires and Mario Kart 8 Wii U lobbies were Mortons on Mach 8s.
Coconut mall coming back is cool and all (since it is the best one) but Ninja Hideaway is a cool track too. Can’t wait to see the choices they decide to bring back
The Mario Kart 64 player (me): "These balloon battles feel lame with this point system. What happened to the good old fight to the death?!"
Seriously, it was perfect. Everyone has three balloons, and the game is done when there's only one player remaining. You can steal a balloon with a mushroom, and if you die while there's more than one player remaining, you turn into a bomb-car and can go kamikaze on someone. Why would they throw this away?! There isn't a single battle mode better than balloon from MK64.
YES
To answer both statements made here, Balloon Battle changed because it was too heavily focused on camping out players rather than trying to hit everyone else, a single game could go upwards of 15 minutes especially on large maps like Big Donut (legit the worst map in 64) and we all know how much people hated how large the Maps/Racetracks for Battle mode were in Wii U's MK8. In an online environment with up to 12 players especially, that could get boring fast. Losing all your balloons is still punishing, you lose half the points you've scored and you only respawn with 3 balloons rather than the 5 you begin with, but overall battles are focused on just that, actually BATTLING! There's an argument that this shouldn't apply to local play and there should be a "Classic" option, but it's unlikely nintendo would want to go back to that format again... Love or hate it, the format is here to stay, just be glad it's not Forced-Teams like in Wii (even offline) which kills a lot of the fun...
As for the statement "There isn't a single battle mode better than balloon from MK64." then that's a big fat NO. Mario Kart DS had the best format for Classic Balloon Battles with better maps, 8 player support, the option to play in teams (which compliments the new state you enter when you die) and the best part overall, the ability to be tactical with your balloons which now have to be filled manually. Do you get to 3 balloons asap for safety at the cost of being a sitting target and getting worse items, or do you play it risky and get a better item with only 1 balloon and therefore will be out if you get hit even with reserve balloons? Pair this all with tighter Kart Controls, and overall faster gameplay and you've got the most complete classic battle package in the series.
0:54 biggest thing for me is no inside drift, it almost feels like a cult, at first you it’s kinda weird but you keep trying it cause it’s what’s best, but then you get used to it and can never go back to normal mario kart.
Ayo this is exactly how I feel
You forgot to include the Captain Falcon Mii Costume + Blue Falcon & Cyber Slick users that vote for Mute City and Big Blue
Also known as desparate F-Zero fans like myself
It baffles me that we have two stages and not Captain Falcon! He’s perfect for this game! Maybe in MK9 or with more dlc? Diddy and Funky need to come back too
@@bismix4 Until the day Falcon is added, I'll be playing F-Zero X and racing whoever I can online!
0:02 I LOVEEEE how they actualy used a front runners theme thats such a good touch
0:14 OMG PLEASE I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS
3:22 is me when I get 1st on beginning of lap 3
I love how WaluWiggler is “Meta” when I made it to 10k in a month using Luigi with with the Silver Arrow and GLA Tires lol.
Lately I’ve been absolutely crushing it with this setup.
Also I’m the Double Dash player lmao.
If you throw on rollers or leaf tires that combo could be better. If you don’t care about stats I’ve always liked the looks of silver arrow with crimson slims
I made it to 10k with Rosalina/Varmint/slim wheels. It really doesn't matter what combo you use as long as you're good at the game.
@@mcyogourt2071 crimson slims look nice but it starts to feel sluggish with acceleration.
Tenacity Bethke Acceleration is only like the 4th most important stat in this game, the main reason they’re bad is because of the poor mini turbo stat. It takes longer to charge and you get less boost
That first bit had me laughing the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time. Brings back painful memories of trying to 100% the original mario kart 8 back on the wii u. Dropping loose change has no right to make me lose it like that, lol
Those unlucky player moments can happen somewhat often, but I do have a favourite moment of getting Mario Karted from 7.
I was 1st approaching the finish line, got hit by a blue shell, followed shortly by some red and green shells and before I knew it I was in second last place.
Last place comes up and hits me with a star, but rather than crossing the finish line, they stopped, backed up into me again then went and crossed it.
I wish we could have replays saved on 3DS…
Back when my friends and I played Double Dash, all of them would only choose Baby Park every single time. I made sure to fight them back on it by picking Rainbow Road on the rare occasions it was my turn to pick the track.
They did not like that :P
Me and my best friend have been playing Mario kart for the past like 5 years now. This is too accurate
this is my new favourite video on the internet
"I've got a steering wheel next to my name"
"Yea so what?"
"It's golden" 💀💀💀💀💀
I’m so glad to see a video from you again after not seeing a video in months. I was worried that you stopped making videos. Keep up the amazing and funny videos.
The thing I miss most about Mario kart Wii was Rosalina's luma buddy. It was cute lil friend. Also the duck car, it was also very cute.
Right when we think he's gone, he goes brings us this gem. Keep it up Bismix!
Yes the double dash player is so right
I can guess they didn't even bring back the unique character items.
As a wii player, I can confirm that this perfectly describes they way I feel about MK 8.
Glad to see you're back! Btw, have you tried Triangle Strategy? Since you're a Fire Emblem fan, I bet you'd like it!
Super Mario Kart Players :
"Why can't I lap anybody in this game??"
The voice acting is next level in this one!
Your new uploads are always at the top of my recommendations consistently. My conclusion? There is, in fact, a god.
3:49 "New characters?"
"NNNOPE!"
This didn't age well...
“Im using tilt controls” actually me 👸😂😂
This is great content btw, enjoyed it a lot!
My 4 year old started playing 8 Deluxe with me. 50 CC + Smart steering makes it impossible to come in last place. You can set the controller down and be guaranteed 1-4th place. That being said, I found a new challenge. I try to stay in 2nd place, and shoot anyone that passes me. That guarantees that she can stay in 1st.
"Coconut Mall's coming back"
"Ehh pretty good"
so accurate
The lord returns
I didn’t play Mario kart Wii for 12 years. I finally picked it up, and it’s sooooo much fun, oh my gosh. I was missing out. It’s like an extreme sports game!
Oof, that first one.
Me, sitting on my pile of -45- 10 coins: Please, just give me a shell, a banana, _anything_ to keep Grudge Holder off my back.