Anthony James There it is again. "Trigger". Do you ONLY regurgitate buzzwords that you heard on the internet? God you're pathetic. I hope one day you can learn to be a person by yourself.
It's called Opie and Anthony in the mid to late 2000's .. Patrice, lil Jimmy and Colin are all there with Bill and Louis before any of them had to remotely care about what they said .. very funny for hundreds of hours.
I think it makes it funnier. I mean he's not wrong and at the same time he's not rights. So he's playing on one side of the fact coin entertaining the idea of these people being losers for not fully reaching their goals. It's totally meta and hilarious. Icing on the cake the dudes he's referring to is standing right there.
Conan uses them sometimes in his sketches, so yeah, when I watched his show, I knew almost all of them. There's Jimmy Vivino, his brother Jerry, La Bamba, the bald guy is Mark .. something, the keyboard player is Scott Healy.. oddly - I don't know the names of the black dudes ;))
I love how he keeps justifying his comments with reason, but then proceeds it with something slightly harsher that he then again has to justify. Freaking hysterical.
Stand up comedy is the worst possible career choice! 90% of stand up comedians are still doing bad gigs at bars and strip malls being booed and heckled. All of them waiting for their big break that'll probably never come.
ensteffo Well, no one became a factory worker by pursuing their dreams, either. Don't get me wrong, it's an honorable thing to earn an honest living, but you're in no position to laugh at the compromise those musicians accepted if you haven't even taken a shot at your dreams at all; bearing in mind that no unskilled laborer or replacable office bureaucrat in the history of man has ever been living their dreams in terms of career choice.
Most guys I knew when working a factory job got there because they followed their dreams instead going for the education route. Persons who wanted to be in sports but didn't make it, persons who's business went bust, musicians who didn't reach the fame... Higher skill level jobs is where you find more people who did not try follow their dreams (or their dreams are very mundane).
I’m a musician. That’s my career choice, that’s what I studied in college to be. I make a living teaching music, and occasionally performing alongside other musicians as a nice-sounding clump of nothing. I wholeheartedly approve of Louis C. K.’s philosophy in this video.
He's so right tho. Dancing is incredibly hard, demanding, damaging. And then it's over. There's no pension. The only thing you can do is teach other dancers and continue the cycle....
And the fact there are basically no household names for dancers. The only people who know famous dancers names really are people who are interested in it which honestly isnt that many people, even compared to music
I revisit this clip every couple months now. It’s both the most attention and respect a guest could pay to acknowledge the band’s struggles but also the biggest roast they’ll ever have in their life 😂😂😂😂
this is why i love louie's comedy it's like every time he tries to explain it he keeps on digging deeper and it gets funnier and funnier the deeper he goes.
@@peppyp7323 He had to, He downsized His show, made a show out of 30 mins, fired half the writers, invited one of the three guests, sold his desk on ebay, Coco going for that Bugatti.
I love how he says something really terrible... and then says "Wait wait wait, let me explain."... as if he is going to qualify it, to not be as bad as it sounds... and then goes on to say something even more brutal.
The funny thing is being a musician for a late night talk show is a crazy coveted job, they're not just paying their rent, those guys are making more than most artists with songs on spotify 😄
Louis CK rips on himself so hard and is so self loathing I honestly don't know why any of you are offended by this. It's an act, it's satire...relax. When something isn't funny to you, turn and watch something else. Jesus Christ.
We miss your unfiltered honesty Louie. We miss your realistic and humble take on life. We miss how you made us laugh our asses off while at the same time making us conscious of our position in life. Damn people conspiring to take down your movie and career. Please come back, we'll always be supporting you
I respect Louis a lot and love his videos, but this was mean to the band. Not everyone does music so that they can get recognized, and for a lot of people, playing on a late night show is a dream job.
He's not. As a comedian you can continue to get funnier as you grow older. A lot of good comedy is about life experience and perspective. However, as a dancer once your body is physically at its limit you will no longer be able to keep up with newer younger generations no matter how passionate you are or how much experience you have.
***** What does that have to do with anything ? It's a fact. "If you can't do it you can't critique it" is a dumb argument. Especially when the quality of a comics work or a dancers show is gauged by the opinions of their audience not each other. Besides, if you think that the limitations of a physical activity have nothing to do with age and what your body can do relative to new comers then there's no point arguing with you.
this is why you have to love the guy. He is honest about everything he says, even though we are all thinking it, and he is absolutely correct! Bravo Louis.
Im glad the musicians took it in the right sense. Louis was so right, but so savage. LOL. He always has gold comedy that makes you not want to laugh, but burst out laughing inside
well values change, this century has been come all about how much you earn. If you can slap people and earn millions, thats "success" in our world now.
I love the punch line at the end. Louis wanted to say something positive about musicians and dancers career choices, quote "And that is why they are wonderful people, cos they are doing something very stupid that we can watch. I mean stupid for their lives, wonderful for ours". But he forgot, that just a few seconds earlier he mentiond about better career choices of the strippers than dancers and didin't catch, that his last worm sentences accidently related more to the strippers than to the dancers and musicians in general.
That was the first time someone in a talk show acknowledged the bands, from then on, the Camara man made sure that the bands were the center of attention for a few moments, and the host always named them one by one, all of this happened after Louis CK said that in that talk show.👏👏👏
most people who are in the music or dancing industry don't care about money. they just don't want to waste their life working a shity job for a shity boss. but they want to do what they love.
You would think they are loaded because that is the perception but for all the work they do, they do no get nearly as much. Also, most Kpop stars are singers but as just a dancer....i dunno....
@@julianasert635 - Too bad that I could point out plenty of pianists who came out of the conservatory and were actually pretty good, who simply work at McD. (/something like that) and give a few piano lessons on the side. That's it.
Louis couldn't be more wrong. As a gigging Jazz musician, a steady gig like a late night talk show IS the dream job. Fantasic music, comparetivly little work, fun atmosphere, public face, great pay... litterally doesn't get better than that. You have to be a monster player to get a job like that. Any one of them could start a solo career if they wanted to. Turns out, great musicians rarely want fame.
i love how hes like "let me finish, you're judging too fast" and just keeps getting more and more savage
Hahaha though about it too
yea
That's what makes it keep getting funnier
Fr didn’t realize he was really tryna *finish* them
hahahah true!
Keep in mind that Louis used to write for Conan's Late Night show and has probably known these guys for around 20 years.
Hearsticles keep in mind also that these could be different people than yhe ones he worked with
Dtwo Mudy nope it's the same people
literally spilled my drink after reading this comment, made it 10 times funnier
Conan said "You know these guys."... because he knew those guys.
Also keep in mind that he is joking.
The level of savagery that I just witnessed has left me completely in awe.
***** I wasn't offended or anything. I just thought it was a savage thing to do, it was hilarious.
inglishbulldog how bout u take it easy cupcake, didn't mean to trigger anyone
Anthony James
There it is again. "Trigger". Do you ONLY regurgitate buzzwords that you heard on the internet? God you're pathetic. I hope one day you can learn to be a person by yourself.
I got a feeling you're hateable
inglishbulldog uh did i actually just trigger u...by using the word "trigger"? Im actually proud of myself.
I love this. There's not even a punchline. He's just tearing people apart
"Clump of Nothing That Makes Noise" is now the name of at least a half dozen indie rock bands.
Says the dude who listens to screamo lol
Genre : nothing
Album:The Album about Nohing
1st Single: Nihilism's Finest
its the name of my sex tape
It's the name of my autobiography
It's my epitaph.
Bill burr and Louis Ck need to appear on Conan at the same time and bring the balding red haired rant to the Def Jam
Conan could cover both their domes and still have some hair on top.
It's called Opie and Anthony in the mid to late 2000's .. Patrice, lil Jimmy and Colin are all there with Bill and Louis before any of them had to remotely care about what they said .. very funny for hundreds of hours.
Loius and Bill oddly never interacted much, though. Not so much chemestry I guess.
Kenny Tee
Kenny Tee Louie is spot on, he see things that other people overlook and points it out to us. Genius, that is why he is who he is.
Being borderline insulting has always been Louis' talent. But taking on people *in the room*, that's a bold move!
J. van der Linden he worked with them though for years so he knows them
not that bold for someone who jerks off to people in the room
I think it makes it funnier. I mean he's not wrong and at the same time he's not rights. So he's playing on one side of the fact coin entertaining the idea of these people being losers for not fully reaching their goals. It's totally meta and hilarious. Icing on the cake the dudes he's referring to is standing right there.
Er... I kind of think he is right. Certainly on the purely financial aspects, he makes some excellent points.
John Smith He is. But to be honest you can take what he said and apply it to any profession.
He made a lot of great points here.
that could apply in every profession.
+Mao Sama Found the dancer.
Inklan Utterfield lmao
Inklan Utterfield not a dancer. can't even dance even if my life depends on it.
Mao Sama Then why so defensive? Chill out.
current state of the world: a clump of nothing that makes noise.
cris solis sounds like trump
kman20 or really any animal/human
some people like Rump
as long as it doesn't become a gender
Apebongo T. Sounds like what Mr Antolini said to Holden in Catcher
"Stand up comedian calls others out for shaky career choices"
So the musicians on conan are individuals that no one cares about? is that a fact?
Krombopulos Michael you can become a huge comedian and make lots of money and stay huge for a very long time, example George Carlin.
Conan uses them sometimes in his sketches, so yeah, when I watched his show, I knew almost all of them.
There's Jimmy Vivino, his brother Jerry, La Bamba, the bald guy is Mark .. something, the keyboard player is Scott Healy.. oddly - I don't know the names of the black dudes ;))
This guy wanted to be the next "Jimmy Hendrix". He is butthurt about the truth.
Stand up comedy is the only job you can say whatever you want about people and it's okay because people laughed at it.
LOL he's actually kinda right but harsh but true rip.
He isn’t dead
almost all jobs are like those musicians, pretty sure your desk job isnt more fulfilling
I love how he keeps justifying his comments with reason, but then proceeds it with something slightly harsher that he then again has to justify. Freaking hysterical.
Louis just killed the Conan musicians. 😁😂
they're not even the roots
Stolen. Hè had known those guys personaly fo about 20 years
The real punchline here is that everything he says about the band is applicable to 90%+ of workers in any industry.
Stand up comedy is the worst possible career choice! 90% of stand up comedians are still doing bad gigs at bars and strip malls being booed and heckled. All of them waiting for their big break that'll probably never come.
even more
This is true, but no one became a factory worker because they hoped to be a "famous star".
ensteffo Well, no one became a factory worker by pursuing their dreams, either. Don't get me wrong, it's an honorable thing to earn an honest living, but you're in no position to laugh at the compromise those musicians accepted if you haven't even taken a shot at your dreams at all; bearing in mind that no unskilled laborer or replacable office bureaucrat in the history of man has ever been living their dreams in terms of career choice.
Most guys I knew when working a factory job got there because they followed their dreams instead going for the education route. Persons who wanted to be in sports but didn't make it, persons who's business went bust, musicians who didn't reach the fame... Higher skill level jobs is where you find more people who did not try follow their dreams (or their dreams are very mundane).
I'm a dancer and I'm dying😂 just gotta be the best
Kei you’re dying inside
Kei, you're a 19-year-old who "teaches valuable lessons and important principles in life". Damn, how did you become so wise so young?
@@9SmartSand6 look at his video titles XD
I did...XP
Dude these comments are all clumps of nothing too.
I’m a musician. That’s my career choice, that’s what I studied in college to be. I make a living teaching music, and occasionally performing alongside other musicians as a nice-sounding clump of nothing.
I wholeheartedly approve of Louis C. K.’s philosophy in this video.
Weird flex but ok
Been a pro for 30 years now, i agree😂
I was a dancer. WAS. I passed the giving up stage.
He's so right tho. Dancing is incredibly hard, demanding, damaging. And then it's over. There's no pension. The only thing you can do is teach other dancers and continue the cycle....
"teach and continue the cycle"
It's true. A career in dance is a physically demanding pyramid scheme - basically Amway with Capezios.
And the fact there are basically no household names for dancers. The only people who know famous dancers names really are people who are interested in it which honestly isnt that many people, even compared to music
@George Corbul who?
@@irvinclemente2368 Petty 😂
@abcde 12345 *demanding
I revisit this clip every couple months now. It’s both the most attention and respect a guest could pay to acknowledge the band’s struggles but also the biggest roast they’ll ever have in their life 😂😂😂😂
There's no homage here pal, it was all roast
Since that show, all the musicians are being aknowledged in all talk shows.
Rare double redhead spotting
They do move in herds...
You never see more than two. Should've had Bill Burr on
Louis, pfff, his red hair faded into a pasty yellow fuzz.
Double redhead spotting at the Apollo of all places.
If we moved in herds all the red heads in the world would be in like 7 herds.
this is why i love louie's comedy it's like every time he tries to explain it he keeps on digging deeper and it gets funnier and funnier the deeper he goes.
Louis just gets better and better every year!
and WHITER
i disagree he peaked quite a few years ago in my own opinion
Ravangers
yeah....
+A Tree
no.....
Adam D.G and here we are lmao rest in peace
I think only a dancer or musician can fully appreciate this bit…..especially the “stupid for their lives, wonderful for ours “
part.
The way he could fit that amount of controversial statements into 3 minutes is simply iconic.
What’s ironic is that Conan got rid of the band lol
What ? He did? That’s so sad. So so sad.
Conan once had a Max Weinberg as his Band Leader
@@peppyp7323 He had to, He downsized His show, made a show out of 30 mins, fired half the writers, invited one of the three guests, sold his desk on ebay, Coco going for that Bugatti.
the sad thing is that i didnt even noticed
@@EzequielZvik Which was Louis C.K. point all along.
@@indiscernibleStranger he can literally but 40 Bugattis with his money 🤣
Well, he's not wrong.
playing in a showband IS the dream for a lot of musicians. that would be such an amazing gig
My god I love freedom of speech
Thank God Louis CK isn't living in one of those countries where the government imprisons you for saying dancing is a bad career choice!
TheMattmatic that's the whole point of free country
This is a freedom of speech to you ?
@@TheMattmatic don't worry. This is coming to the US soon
that's not even speech
So painfully honest lmao.
"making a noise that a computer can make" made me spit out my water
I love how much Andy loved Louis’ jokes, that deep chuckle was amazing.
I mean: you've gotta let him finish
A+
Goes on to destroy them further 😂😂
I love it when they crack up Andy
That's when you know someone is really funny
Let's play a game called "Identify the dancers in this comment section"
is it like 'find the vegan'?
@@Musiclover8825 Hey im a Vegan!!
Did you know that meat gives you cancer!?
I love how he says something really terrible... and then says "Wait wait wait, let me explain."... as if he is going to qualify it, to not be as bad as it sounds... and then goes on to say something even more brutal.
"Clump of nothing that makes noise" is definitely a rephrasing of Macbeth.
What was the original phrase?
@@hito6464 "A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing".
@@4grammaton great phrase, thank you
Damn, he looks so much better nowadays. Good for him.
Money has that effect.
manictiger or just taking care of yourself and stop making shitty excuses
***** Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed...
manictiger nah just stating facts that's all
*****
By implying I don't care of myself, make 'shitty excuses' or am not already rich?
I stated a fact. Money can buy health. Ask Magic Johnson.
As a professional dancer, I couldn't agree more 😂
i love how andy just cant stop cracking up
this is why I love Louis
I kinda want to share this savagery with my salsa instructor. lol
Louie & Conan = Perfection
feu You do know this comment was posted before those allegations, right?
So?
l j The dude i was responding to deleted his comment.
Shane Blair
Both redhead gingers.
The funny thing is being a musician for a late night talk show is a crazy coveted job, they're not just paying their rent, those guys are making more than most artists with songs on spotify 😄
that's so hard core to the meat that I'm dying laughing here
“How many millionare dancers are there?”
Chari Demillio: Hold My Money
Come back Louis. We miss you.
Conan saying " you gotta let him finish "....dark lol
Lol 😂
Louis CK rips on himself so hard and is so self loathing I honestly don't know why any of you are offended by this. It's an act, it's satire...relax. When something isn't funny to you, turn and watch something else. Jesus Christ.
"It's an act, it's satire...relax." I just read that in Bill Cipher's voice
its lazy satire
Ravangers no you're just butthurt
Ravangers regardless...
It's funny. But still hypocritical, ultimately. And in the worst way.
We miss your unfiltered honesty Louie. We miss your realistic and humble take on life. We miss how you made us laugh our asses off while at the same time making us conscious of our position in life. Damn people conspiring to take down your movie and career. Please come back, we'll always be supporting you
And the band jumped him backstage. Louie's dead. Parties over you guys. Seriously, he's dead.
djordan22 probably
"let me finish" is what got him in trouble.
GOD why must you always cut the goddamn video off
It can't last forever, man
it should :(
moiraine_damodred they make more money that way :/
I love when he does these extremes and public starts getting uncomfortable. Gotta love Louis CK.
I respect Louis a lot and love his videos, but this was mean to the band. Not everyone does music so that they can get recognized, and for a lot of people, playing on a late night show is a dream job.
Dhruv Khurana he knows the band. Louis used to write on the Late Night show when Conan was there.
Dhruv Khurana he was joking around
I still don't think it's professional to ridicule such people on TV
Dhruv Khurana I get why you're offended but he knows the band and he jokes around like that it's called dry humor
"not professional"...dude his job (profession) is comedian.
"A clump of nothing that makes noise" is now my official bio
The type of comedy I like
Oh you know you catch Andy Richter when he puts his hand together and laugh, this was hilarious
He's also describing being a comedian.
and most musicians aren't just talk show house bands...
He's not. As a comedian you can continue to get funnier as you grow older. A lot of good comedy is about life experience and perspective. However, as a dancer once your body is physically at its limit you will no longer be able to keep up with newer younger generations no matter how passionate you are or how much experience you have.
Cool! Send some links to your comedy and your dancing.
***** What does that have to do with anything ? It's a fact. "If you can't do it you can't critique it" is a dumb argument. Especially when the quality of a comics work or a dancers show is gauged by the opinions of their audience not each other. Besides, if you think that the limitations of a physical activity have nothing to do with age and what your body can do relative to new comers then there's no point arguing with you.
I mean replying to what I said at all was bound to be a dumb argument, so... As Louis would say "Give me back my jacket!"
I love how he says one thing, then he wants to finish his thought, like he´s going to make it better, but just says something worse
We need LouisCK in our lives. His comedy is amazing
Those musicians can really take a joke props to them.
Kind of a strange way to end the clip
all the likes, this comment deserves
you got one!
ripvanstinkle at least the editor is able to support his/her family unlike dancers
My inner DEMON laughed it`s ass off, and still is I can`t make it stop . lol
Total savage
People need to relax and stop being so sensitive.
he called all musicians " a clump of nothing that makes noise how can i not be sensitive !!!!!!!!!!! :( cant believe he said that
this came up in my feed , and i immediately thought omg they got louis back on the spotlight through conann that's perfect
this is why you have to love the guy. He is honest about everything he says, even though we are all thinking it, and he is absolutely correct! Bravo Louis.
Im glad the musicians took it in the right sense. Louis was so right, but so savage. LOL. He always has gold comedy that makes you not want to laugh, but burst out laughing inside
"In fairness you gotta let him finish" that's what she said 😂
While granted that was mean, this is pretty fekin true. He just says it jokingly to not get sued for it.
He wouldn't get sued for his opinion.
Dancers can't afford lawyers"
well values change, this century has been come all about how much you earn.
If you can slap people and earn millions, thats "success" in our world now.
***** It's a figure of speech. Crucified then.
It's not a figure of speech mate, sued means sued.
After George carlin, he's the best stand up comedian i've ever seen.
Andy getting a kick out of anything makes me laugh lol
The roast of The Conan O'Brien show.
The most iconic duo is Conan and Louie. They need a podcast together
I knew a dude who was a ballet dancer. Trained intensely from early childhood, retired at age 26.
Man bring this guy back, genius
Louie Louie Louie Louuuiiiiieeeeeeee
Im a dancer and Louis is sooo hillariously Right!!!, pure truth here. Loool.
louie dropping truth bombs all over the place!!!
The band's individual reactions to Louis saying "you got these guys" had me rolling especially the dude with the thumbs up in the upper middle.
As a musician, he’s totally 100% right but I also would do anything to have one of those jobs 😹
Haha. Very relatable
This is comedy in its purest form. This is a historic video.
I love the punch line at the end. Louis wanted to say something positive about musicians and dancers career choices, quote "And that is why they are wonderful people, cos they are doing something very stupid that we can watch. I mean stupid for their lives, wonderful for ours". But he forgot, that just a few seconds earlier he mentiond about better career choices of the strippers than dancers and didin't catch, that his last worm sentences accidently related more to the strippers than to the dancers and musicians in general.
0:58 “being a musician in I’m there whether your doin” that phrase is indiscernible to me
Comic is a pretty terrible career choice tbh, unless you're actually good at it, like Louis CK
SuperMunkeh he would be the first one to say it's bad.
SuperMunkeh even he took decades before making it big
he just kept at it. Truly inspiration
SuperMunkeh and that's why he can say all of this
You can be a comic youre whole life, dancing you get injured and retire at like 34
Just came from watching Louis CK in Jimmy Fallon and man am I glad to have found my way back to Conan.
As an aspiring musician this both hurt me and made me laugh
Are you still aspiring, or desperate?
@@turolretar you gotta be somewhat desperate
That was the first time someone in a talk show acknowledged the bands, from then on, the Camara man made sure that the bands were the center of attention for a few moments, and the host always named them one by one, all of this happened after Louis CK said that in that talk show.👏👏👏
most people who are in the music or dancing industry don't care about money. they just don't want to waste their life working a shity job for a shity boss. but they want to do what they love.
5c0tti5h Plrb3aR anyone can be a guitar legend?
1:18 the guy on the far left looks like he's going to murder Louis LOL
He isn't 100% serious of course. He says controversial stuff with some truth in it to make people think
It’s almost as if he is a professional comedian or somethin’
I love how the clip cuts before Conan can find out wtf Louis is talking about XD XD
Savage....all he does is say the DAMN truth
He's so refreshing, like listening to people speak thier minds the way they did in the 90's.
"How many millionaire dancers are there?" I think he just forgot to account for all those Kpop stars.
barely any of them are rich tho
Jason Lee What the hell is "Kpop".
Jason Lee kpop stars also sing...
You would think they are loaded because that is the perception but for all the work they do, they do no get nearly as much. Also, most Kpop stars are singers but as just a dancer....i dunno....
That's tied to them also being pop stars though
Everybody wanted to a individual musician. The guitarist felt that
get paid to play an instrument... beats being mcdonalds manager
Exactly ...receive money to master an instrument ..even if it's not much ...I'll be working high constantly.
@@julianasert635 - Too bad that I could point out plenty of pianists who came out of the conservatory and were actually pretty good, who simply work at McD. (/something like that) and give a few piano lessons on the side. That's it.
The look on his face at 2:47 really cracks me up
Imagine a conversation between Louis and Larry David
Don't tell me what to do
Christopher Brown lmao
that is one of the most hilarious bits of whole comedy history. im laughing in tears..
He's not wrong.
Louis couldn't be more wrong. As a gigging Jazz musician, a steady gig like a late night talk show IS the dream job. Fantasic music, comparetivly little work, fun atmosphere, public face, great pay... litterally doesn't get better than that. You have to be a monster player to get a job like that. Any one of them could start a solo career if they wanted to. Turns out, great musicians rarely want fame.