As educational as it is funny. Politicians really do rely on us being swamped with so much bad news, lies and incompetence that we can't keep track of who was responsible for what, or when.
.... or what's going on in the background. Thank goodness you cuntinue to point out the Huntness of this all. It will all of course be forgotten... Thatcherism remains a cancer in this country - nurtured (and applauded as a value) by so many fundamentally damaged by it. I'm baffled. I'm ancient and due to shuffle off soon, but bloody hell - THIS is what you want to maintain? Thank you Matt. Your endurance is spectacular.
I think if anyone currently does not know who is responsible for what, given the Conservatives have formed the government for the last 12+ years then there really is no hope.
@@maejohl Yes, but each time a new PM is chosen, or a minister is changed, it muddies the water as to who made which decision. And they still claim Labour impacted on the circumstances they are dealing with, etc.
It's not garlic in his coffee that he has to worry about; it's Canesten. That's because Canesten is guaranteed to get rid of really maddeningly annoying -C- HUNTS!
Mr Unct might at least have greenwashed by using reusable coffee cups. So much for the govt's commitment to sustainability. What a shower of Jeremys indeed!
Unbelievably concise cramming both the verbatim and what it actually means whilst capturing the character so accurately in such a short format is outstanding work . Should be a segment on BBC news .
You're reaching that horrible moment that Bremner, Bird and Fortune reached during the build up to the invasion of Iraq, where satire dies to be replaced with utterly brutal honesty, and we all have to decide which side of the barricade we want to be on.
THANK YOU! 😁 I knew that Matt reminded me of something but I couldn't put my finger on it. Bird & Fortune in the mid-late 90s. Incisive, concise and utterly brutal. Thanks again for pointing that out. 😁
Don't forget the Tories raised VAT from 15% when Labour left to 20% so they could cut corporation taxes, the top rate of income tax, inheritance tax among other things. So that inflationary increase is multiplied by 1.2 instead of 1.15 on all VAT rated goods, including coffee. VAT a tax that somehow dampens demand by pricing low income people out of purchases and contributes to inflation, how wonderful.
As a barista I found this video inspirational. I can hardly wait for serving my customers the future of coffee. I just need a name for it . . . . . . 🤔 -beans without borders- -control over our coffee- -sovereignty salsa- -Brexpresso- Any suggestions?
Great sketch, as always. Tbh, I actually thought Hunt's coffee video wasn't bad, aside from the fact that all the things he said the government were doing to solve the problem were lies.
According to our (Mr) bean counter if a coffee cost £2.50 last year and £2.86 (which is nearly £3.00) this year that's 10% inflation - well maybe a bit more. Jeremy (Freudian slip) Hunt could do with some basic lessons in arithmetic from a decent junior school teacher.
@@johnpritchard8946 Junior school teachers are capable of doing Maths far more advanced than that! I reckon the average Year 2 student, although totally smarter than the average Tory MP, would be an ideal candidate for educating Mr Hunt.
@@johnpritchard8946 He's using the official BoE inflation figures which sample a selection of goods prices that has been specially selected for their unique property of making inflation look low. Inflation is actually probably nearer 30-50% depending on item, since last year.
At least someone understands why inflation is easy prognosed to stay high, just by looking at how it is calculated. You have 12months to sell the ultimate recipe to save others money by putting it in your pocket.
This one was absolutely hilarious! By the end I was hoping you would put white paint into the cup instead of milk, but the garlic thing was also pretty funny.
Reet Smugg getting his own TV show? There are many great reasons NOT to have a TV licence, but that sentence proves beyond doubt that he is a double-damned hypocrite.
What? Seriously? He isn't doing naked attraction is he? If it takes the approach of channel4 where they indulge peoples weird personalities while ridiculing them and then say it is a thought provoking documentary I will watch it.
@@sevecc939 A most convoluted to make up excuses for watching someone you, for some perverted reason, seem to admire. Own up, you would watch him what ever!
he is talking about a slicon valley making us a powerhouse in the world this government has done ziltch zero for the average person in the last 13 years only beaten by Putins Russia in the race to the bottom in the major econamies
"Is there garlic in this?" "Yes. And lots of salt, and lots of medium curry powder, and lots of Tabasco Sauce. We call it the "Don't come back" coffee........ Damn, nearly forgot the Pizza Express gobbing of saliva ball.
Matt - you really should be given your own Politics show on TV - it would be perfect to be on straight after the local news & weather. Was great to see you on the TV Advert this week - if only I could remember what it was advertising 🤔
Superb as usual Matt, thank you. Also disturbing in its simple truthfulness with a few lovely touches especially enjoyed the play on J Hunts unfortunately rhyming surnamed.
2 minutes and 27 seconds of great satire and comedy. As an aside, the first few seconds when you walked on, reminded me of a BBC (🙃) series in the 1950's called The Wooden Tops. Me thinks, this will be my go to words, when referring to His Maj's Govt. Cheers.
I think I just watched a Tory party political broadcast, the only thing that makes me doubt that is the lack of British flags draped across everything and anything! Brilliant!
Plinky plonky piano music settles it for me. Where do I sign up? On a serious note, this is, for me, one of your best videos, Matt. Keep up the good work, or should I say _Sterling_ effort.
Now I understand
A much more accurate assessment than what you'll hear on the news as to why the UK is now completely broken.
That's because the media is constantly #ManufacturingConsent for this god-awful system we live under.
Hear, hear!
I too have my fingers crossed really really tightly that something will turn up like a General Election !!!!!
Or an Extinction Level Event right on the Commons and Lords on the Opening of Parliament.
These have stopped being comedy sketches and turned into documentaries. I laugh until I realise it's all true!
Humor ist wenn man trotzdem lacht
As educational as it is funny. Politicians really do rely on us being swamped with so much bad news, lies and incompetence that we can't keep track of who was responsible for what, or when.
As a rule of thumb go for Brexit or the Tories. You wont be far off the mark.
Divide and rule. It's the Tory way!
.... or what's going on in the background. Thank goodness you cuntinue to point out the Huntness of this all. It will all of course be forgotten... Thatcherism remains a cancer in this country - nurtured (and applauded as a value) by so many fundamentally damaged by it. I'm baffled. I'm ancient and due to shuffle off soon, but bloody hell - THIS is what you want to maintain?
Thank you Matt. Your endurance is spectacular.
I think if anyone currently does not know who is responsible for what, given the Conservatives have formed the government for the last 12+ years then there really is no hope.
@@maejohl Yes, but each time a new PM is chosen, or a minister is changed, it muddies the water as to who made which decision. And they still claim Labour impacted on the circumstances they are dealing with, etc.
It's not garlic in his coffee that he has to worry about; it's Canesten. That's because Canesten is guaranteed to get rid of really maddeningly annoying -C- HUNTS!
What a coffee! ☕
This is so what hunt wanted to say but didn't have the guts
Sadly straight to the point....
Depressingly accurate.
One of your best sir!
I can't stop laughing, hahahahaha... I could not bear to watch the original for a fear of popping a vein in my brain. This is far better.
BP & Shell Negative Tax + Furlough
Ouch! Right on target again!
I'm hunting pissin myself!
This was better than the real thing…….👏👏
Still doesn’t cover half their crimes, it’s a good start
Brilliantly done Mat and spot on with your observations of the sh*t show that are the tories. 😂
Doth one wish to indicate shite?
Mr Unct might at least have greenwashed by using reusable coffee cups. So much for the govt's commitment to sustainability. What a shower of Jeremys indeed!
Laugh until I cry. The truth hurts. Too bad Anonymous couldn’t hack this on to every device in UK😢. Keep up the Outstanding work.
Laugh or cry? Both? God how I wish this sketch was describing an alternate reality
Legend level achieved, Matt!
Unbelievably concise cramming both the verbatim and what it actually means whilst capturing the character so accurately in such a short format is outstanding work .
Should be a segment on BBC news .
You're reaching that horrible moment that Bremner, Bird and Fortune reached during the build up to the invasion of Iraq, where satire dies to be replaced with utterly brutal honesty, and we all have to decide which side of the barricade we want to be on.
THANK YOU! 😁
I knew that Matt reminded me of something but I couldn't put my finger on it. Bird & Fortune in the mid-late 90s. Incisive, concise and utterly brutal. Thanks again for pointing that out. 😁
Ive just been re-watching the sketched with "sir George Parr" - they were very very good
Wonderful! 👏👏👏👏👏 Thank you ❤️
“Is there garlic in this”… then he disappears 😂
Our Chancer(O-lor) taking the piss as it were.
A great one. Thanks.
I've never actually seen the Jeremy ***t version...but thanks to this, I can imagine exactly what it's like!
wow imagine being a tory mp and having to assume that every cup of coffee you buy has ben spat in. sad times.
Outstanding, thanks for that Matt 😂 😢
Brilliant
💯% comedy gold, Matt, it perked me up. In a cabinet of Jeremy's 1 Hunt is above all others.
WOW....genius
Between Hunt, Clarkson, Corbyn, Kyle, etc, Jeremy is an absolutely cursed first name in the UK.
I have been using the term , “Jeremy factor” as a description for more than 20 years having come across too many in my working life.
@@peterburnett1661 And Jez's, and Jezzer's, and Jem's.
Think of the innocents...I was burdened with that 3 syllable nomenclature 65 yrs ago.
That barista spat in your coffee.
I forgot that bit, so it isn't on my list. I thought it was only Pizza Express that spat on the food?
Nice one Matt
Plinky plonky music?? So Rishi. !! Love these videos Matt❤. They are so clever and sooo very funny. Keep 'em coming!
Oh Matt, I love you so much, I almost wet my knickers! 😆
😳😳😳🥺🥺🥺🥺
Effing brilliant, Matt 🤣😘🙏🏻
Brilliant 👏
Don't forget the Tories raised VAT from 15% when Labour left to 20% so they could cut corporation taxes, the top rate of income tax, inheritance tax among other things.
So that inflationary increase is multiplied by 1.2 instead of 1.15 on all VAT rated goods, including coffee.
VAT a tax that somehow dampens demand by pricing low income people out of purchases and contributes to inflation, how wonderful.
That was brilliant!
Loved it, and of course lol at the beautiful sting in the tail 🤣 ... Thank you Matt!
So well explained 🎉
As a barista I found this video inspirational.
I can hardly wait for serving my customers the future of coffee.
I just need a name for it . . .
. . . 🤔
-beans without borders-
-control over our coffee-
-sovereignty salsa-
-Brexpresso-
Any suggestions?
Well you could just call yourself a Torista!
@@helenlewis5409 Brilliant! 🤩
@@helenlewis5409 I'll buy it 🤢
@@laurapavone3513 Not that coffee though. That is made just for Tories.
After a Brexpresso, and the full privatisation of the NHS, I expect an Americano would wash it all down.
Gold 😂👏👏👏
Just seen the original, so well pleased to see the bootleg. 👍🇨🇵
Chocolate sprinkles Baldrick?
This is absolutely the best yet. Editing, delivery, everything. 11/10
11/10? That's inflation for you. Be at 15/10 before Monday next week.
If the UK offered less than the EU, to immigrants, they would stay THERE in the EU!
Hilarious! Should be on the telly every night before the news.
Great sketch, as always.
Tbh, I actually thought Hunt's coffee video wasn't bad, aside from the fact that all the things he said the government were doing to solve the problem were lies.
Apart from he is talking about coffee being more expensive, whilst there are people using food banks. It really was tone deaf.
According to our (Mr) bean counter if a coffee cost £2.50 last year and £2.86 (which is nearly £3.00) this year that's 10% inflation - well maybe a bit more. Jeremy (Freudian slip) Hunt could do with some basic lessons in arithmetic from a decent junior school teacher.
@@johnpritchard8946 Junior school teachers are capable of doing Maths far more advanced than that! I reckon the average Year 2 student, although totally smarter than the average Tory MP, would be an ideal candidate for educating Mr Hunt.
@@johnpritchard8946 He's using the official BoE inflation figures which sample a selection of goods prices that has been specially selected for their unique property of making inflation look low.
Inflation is actually probably nearer 30-50% depending on item, since last year.
Ones cup runneth overeth.
What a pair of Jeremy's 😂
Absolutely spot on. Both funny and with total integrity.
At least someone understands why inflation is easy prognosed to stay high, just by looking at how it is calculated.
You have 12months to sell the ultimate recipe to save others money by putting it in your pocket.
Author! 👏
If we keep giving the keys to Parliament to people of zero self respect, what do we deserve? To be governed well and properly?
matt i understand every time Jeremy hunt not at all , mr hunt could take lessons from you sir, nailed it again
Mr Hunt does not want lessons from anyone. He does not want to be understood. The bigger the lies the better for him.
Class!
sad,fuuny and true. Your best so far.
This one was absolutely hilarious! By the end I was hoping you would put white paint into the cup instead of milk, but the garlic thing was also pretty funny.
"While my coffee is being manufactured -- sound"
Made my day.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐🏆 MASTERPIECE 🏆⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
As always… spot on! 😅
But brace yourself.., Rees-Mogg is getting his own TV show… more coming your way 😅😅
Reet Smugg getting his own TV show? There are many great reasons NOT to have a TV licence, but that sentence proves beyond doubt that he is a double-damned hypocrite.
@@Demun1649 😂 I am with you!! It is actually unbelievable and bizarre
What? Seriously? He isn't doing naked attraction is he?
If it takes the approach of channel4 where they indulge peoples weird personalities while ridiculing them and then say it is a thought provoking documentary I will watch it.
@@sevecc939 A most convoluted to make up excuses for watching someone you, for some perverted reason, seem to admire. Own up, you would watch him what ever!
Brilliant as ever!
Three cheers for 12 years of the Tory government! Hip Hip!!
he is talking about a slicon valley making us a powerhouse in the world this government has done ziltch zero for the average person in the last 13 years only beaten by Putins Russia in the race to the bottom in the major econamies
This is spot on, thank you for continuing to be a sensible voice!
Well said. Love your videos. Keep doing them.xx
Thanks Matt for pointing out what a total Hunt he is!
Fantastic...
😂 Love it.
How much pentathol did you have to dose Hunt with to get him to be that truthful?! ;-)
"Is there garlic in this?" "Yes. And lots of salt, and lots of medium curry powder, and lots of Tabasco Sauce. We call it the "Don't come back" coffee........ Damn, nearly forgot the Pizza Express gobbing of saliva ball.
Manufaczured 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🇩🇪❤🇬🇧
😛😛😛😛😛🤪🤪🤪🤪😝😝😝😝
Well explained, its a shame the sheeple can't see through their plan.
Matt - you really should be given your own Politics show on TV - it would be perfect to be on straight after the local news & weather.
Was great to see you on the TV Advert this week - if only I could remember what it was advertising 🤔
I love your stuff in general but this was just exceptionally great video!
Many a true word spoken in jest. This stuff should be on the education curriculum & shown in Schools!😊
They should be showing this in schools
Superb as usual Matt, thank you. Also disturbing in its simple truthfulness with a few lovely touches especially enjoyed the play on J Hunts unfortunately rhyming surnamed.
Spot on
2 minutes and 27 seconds of great satire and comedy. As an aside, the first few seconds when you walked on, reminded me of a BBC (🙃)
series in the 1950's called The Wooden Tops. Me thinks, this will be my go to words, when referring to His Maj's Govt. Cheers.
Ha! I always order extra spit, curry powder, tabasco sauce and garlic puree with my Starbucks!
Utterly brilliant, Matt! 😂 And absolutely spot on, as ever, only more so, if that’s a thing, like 110%; I never quite got that…..
Superb
If only garlic would make *unt and his mates disappear.
only one way to find out...
I think I just watched a Tory party political broadcast, the only thing that makes me doubt that is the lack of British flags draped across everything and anything! Brilliant!
Was that the sound of the Barista gobbling in to the cup at the beginning? 😁😆😁
The first 10 seconds made me howl! 😂 Fantastic
Loved the twist
Superb. Best one yet. How to sum up the whole shitshow in less than two and a half minutes.
Absolutley spot on.
This was Brilliant
This is truth…. ❤❤❤❤❤❤
Great, always accurate and funny, a rare combination.
Brilliant 😂😂😂
Just so clever, every time 😂
my favourite! XDDD
Plinky plonky piano music settles it for me. Where do I sign up?
On a serious note, this is, for me, one of your best videos, Matt. Keep up the good work, or should I say _Sterling_ effort.
The garlic 🤣
He’s such a Jeremy Hunt!
Comedy gold blend Matt.