I was more shocked to find out Johnson had a hairdresser than it was that Johnson gave them a gong 😂😂😂😂. Cracking stuff !! A kangaroo Court was part of the Australia trade deal.
"Horrible being lied to, isn't it?" I have bought myself a chair with arms, so I don't fall out of it while laughing at your wonderful comic weave. Genius as always Matt. 🤩
Honestly, never could understand what that sentient bag of evil custard was waffling on about, so now I wait for Matt to translate it into human... it's much easier, and you feel calmer and happier instead of having the urge to go shout at a saggy blimp. Thanks, Matt!
When Boris' MP-ship began to unravel His Reputation was down in the gravel His rights he did sought Against that kangaroo court And the wallabies had a go on the gavel. Best I could do, sorry.
OK, "and the wallabies have a go on the gavel." is genuinely one of my favourite Matt lines in goodness knows how long! Bravo Man 👏👏👏 (that's Bravo, not Braverman!)
Classic!! The bumbling, confused, shambolic mess that is Boris is superbly captured. I was left with tears of laughter rolling down my cheeks. Like The Goons, Monty Python, and The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy anyone who is anyone needs to be able to quote from these sketches. "I could never knowingly or recklessly mislead anyone because ...", all together now, "... because that would mean I could distinguish in my own mind between things that are true and false. That is simply not how my mind works."
"Why don't you all just f…" That is exactly what is going on inside his large but empty head. Forthcoming bi-elections might be a lot of fun. Thank you for another excellent video!
Hilarious!! It's like he was in the room!😅 How did he get to be P.M!? How many more children is he going to have? Maybe he's trying to breed his own political party!😅
Thanks, Matt. Once Boris has gone from our screens, what possible harm can he do. It’s not as though he’s going to be the editor of a national newspaper….
I love that photo of Bojo trying to salute, if that's not Fred Scuttle my name's Benny Hill
This can't be right - I'm always left shaking with laughter - despite the seriousness of the subject matter.
Thanks Matt - satire at it's finest.
Don't be so uptight!
Seriousness and BoJo don't go together since last summer. And with a little luck, ever.
So this IS just for laughs.
😂😂😂🤣😭
'This was a kangaroo court - not in a good way where they all bounce around & the wallabies have a go on the gavel.'
“That is simply not how my mind works.” Genius, pure genius.
"Two trade deals , one real and one just for fun" . Brilliant
I was more shocked to find out Johnson had a hairdresser than it was that Johnson gave them a gong 😂😂😂😂. Cracking stuff !!
A kangaroo Court was part of the Australia trade deal.
Dont suppose you could have hair that bad unless it was styled.
"I am above all appalled and bewildered ... most of the time" Thank you Matt, love your work! 🤣🤣🤣
"Horrible being lied to, isn't it?" I have bought myself a chair with arms, so I don't fall out of it while laughing at your wonderful comic weave. Genius as always Matt. 🤩
I was waiting for this one.....and (as always) it was WELL worth the wait. Thank you!
Tour Devon and Cornwall please we are starved of satire here.
- You have the writing, delivery and editing perfected. Why are you not more notorious? I'm surprised you're not arrested for exposing state secrets.
Thank you for saving my brain from overcooking with having to listen to the original version.
"Pasta la vista!" more like
Honestly, never could understand what that sentient bag of evil custard was waffling on about, so now I wait for Matt to translate it into human... it's much easier, and you feel calmer and happier instead of having the urge to go shout at a saggy blimp.
Thanks, Matt!
Saggy blimp...with a blond mop that is! 😂
When the news was made official that Boris was doing a runner I thought Matt will give it the true response
Boris is simply incapable of doing a 'runner.' More like a penguin waddle.
This is the true & accurate version of events as told to Matt, straight from the horse's ̶m̶o̶u̶t̶h̶ arse.
Can we just laugh all these Conservatives OUT of office ... it would be so much less painful than getting rid of them ... by a General Election!!!
I share the sympathy of appalled and bewildered, felt like that since 2010.
Great stuff, as always, Matt. Thanks.
Been waiting for this... obvs no Spectator subscription. It was worth the wait. You have outdone yourself.
Bang on. Great to see the REAL resignation speech as BoJoke writted it darn. Super champ, Matt. Not easy to do a is it?
That's not the way my mind works. A cast iron defence against everything and anything if ever there was one.
Absolutely brilliant, keep it up.
Oh BRILLIANT Matt! Ok - the material was a gift - but so perfectly exploited - every word and expression a winner - thank you!
Also been looking forward to this all weekend and, as ever, expectations exceeded.
Well done Matt, as usual right on point. Would love to see you presenting Newsnight like this. Unadulterated truth.
Keep up the good work.
Sounds like the end of a limerick: "And the wallabies had a go on the gavel."
When Boris' MP-ship began to unravel
His Reputation was down in the gravel
His rights he did sought
Against that kangaroo court
And the wallabies had a go on the gavel.
Best I could do, sorry.
Yes! I'm resigned to more resignation speeches from the World King - maybe just world peasant now?
Well done, Matt.
brilliant, just brilliant...why don't you all!
It’s horrible being lied to 😂😂😂😂
Supreme!
I clicked so fast a sonic boom echoed around my neighbourhood. Well done Matt.
I love this man..... he always makes me LOL Not a common sound these days. What fun!
Another brilliant one Matt. ❤all you need is the blond wig!
That's an insult, if I ever read one 😂
😂 🤣 Exactly what's probably going through his head 😂
As good a feeling as thatcher going,not quite but it’s up there
😂 made my week!
Stellar as usual. Too bad no one in America knows anything about UK politics- otherwise you'd be rich.
They don't know much about American politics either.
Nail hit well and truly on the head. Well done Matt
Aaaah yes the bin bag of custard finally gets his just deserts.Bravo! 👏👏👏👏👏
Glorious 👏👏👏
'...the wallabies have a go at the gavel'...just got me chuckling away!
Left alone with his loved ones?
How would he be able to find em all?
He's talking about his money.
Oh, Matt, Matt ,Matt, you never cease to not dissappoint me.
Best yet! Keep up the good work!
"But now you'll NEVER know!" 😂😂😂 That's bojo: the mouth moves, sounds come out, but he's says nothing. 😂
Lol 😂 😂 😂 can't stop laughing, greetings from Ireland matt 🍀🍀 🍀
You have my sympathy.
Having to look threw hundreds of pictures to find a good one of Boris.
If I have a say, I'd Knight you too. Matt the Good.
OK, "and the wallabies have a go on the gavel." is genuinely one of my favourite Matt lines in goodness knows how long! Bravo Man 👏👏👏 (that's Bravo, not Braverman!)
That class {war} ending
He needs to go prison treason he is corrupt politician
Appalled n bewildered 😂
This didd gave the giggles Matt. It is hilarious 😂
"I am bewildered and appalled, - most if the time".
Best Johnson pun ever! and I've gone forward in time in my tardis. No one's gonna beat that.
Lying to the end.
"that is simply not how my mind works" 😂 I adore you.
As wonderful as these are, I hope this is the last Boris sketch you'll ever have to do. 🤞
Me too - but I suspect it won’t be…
Highly unlikely, that individual is like a turd that just won't flush!💩
@@MattGreenComedy Johnson is like a STD that just won't go the fuck away no matter what you do to eradicate it!
This would have been far better than the claptrap Johnson trotted out. "Bewildered ... most of the time." Spot on!
Top notch.
Harriet Harmon deserves a knighthood for sending the clown on his way.
Classic!! The bumbling, confused, shambolic mess that is Boris is superbly captured. I was left with tears of laughter rolling down my cheeks. Like The Goons, Monty Python, and The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy anyone who is anyone needs to be able to quote from these sketches. "I could never knowingly or recklessly mislead anyone because ...", all together now, "... because that would mean I could distinguish in my own mind between things that are true and false. That is simply not how my mind works."
Thank you Matt, that has set me up for a good day today. 😅😂
Just Brilliant! Made me chuckle🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I literally have no words. 👏👍
Hahaha spot on with this Matt!
"Why don't you all just f…" That is exactly what is going on inside his large but empty head. Forthcoming bi-elections might be a lot of fun. Thank you for another excellent video!
Some Tories will be trying to ban them since they involve "woke" terminology (bi)!!
'From a different resignation' 😂😂🤣🤣😂😂
Hilarious!! It's like he was in the room!😅 How did he get to be P.M!? How many more children is he going to have? Maybe he's trying to breed his own political party!😅
Thanks for sharing your "on the ball" insight. Sir Matt Green one day?🤣
It’s a young Rowley Birkin QC 🤣
😂😂😂😂 Brilliant as always.
Oh, this is too good! ❤😅
Tge last resignation was the most heartfelt…😂
What's it called when someone parodying something, is indistinguishable from the thing they're parodying?.
Another brilliant video
Brought down by women....Sue Gray, Harriet Harmon and Rishi Sunak 🤔🤔🤔🤔
Please please let that be the end of the yellow turd!! Spot on matt
'How many resignations do I have to do, why won't people just let me rule them in peace?'
We feel for you, BJ!
Yes, that's Boris down to a fine tee!
Very dignified. 😊
Hahaha it couldn’t happen to a nicer 🐸.
Don’t know if most will get this (save for the few Coupling fans) but Johnson is what Jeff would call an “unflushable”! 😂
Hilariously brilliant as always matt.
Best yet Matt, but then the raw material just keeps coming!
@MattGreen. Spot on again. You could be Boris' speechwriter, except you would be more accurate.
''Bozza goes down to Hazza''. makes the perfect Johnson headline.
Brilliznt Matt❤
Magnificent and a great ending (cause you know that's exactly what the odious twerp was thinking!)
Thanks, Matt. Once Boris has gone from our screens, what possible harm can he do. It’s not as though he’s going to be the editor of a national newspaper….
Boris Johnson's hairdresser and dog walker is also on the 'honors list'.
Apparently, Dilyn had the best "short back and sides" in the village.
Or the biggest Pudding Basin.
Fabulous Matt, much enjoyed as usual 👏
😂😂😂😂😂 🇩🇪❤🇬🇧
Funny and true🎉
Nice Work Mr Green
well his business got effed
Brilliant as always 🤣👏
Thank you 😁
Spot on as always
So good.
I just love the finish.
Why dont you all just f😂
I don't watch tv so didn't know you existed till just now. Oops. You are funny though so that's a bonus.
Awesome