Giuliani Acted With Trump's "Knowledge And Consent" When Conspiring With Parnas In Ukraine

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  • The House Intelligence Committee released a trove of "ridiculously incriminating" evidence provided by Lev Parnas that points to Donald Trump's direct involvement in Rudy Giuliani's activities in Ukraine. #Monologue #Colbert #Comedy
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  • @sawahtb
    @sawahtb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +732

    I guess we will find out if the GOP has a shred of dignity left.

    • @Nefilum
      @Nefilum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      We already did. They don't.

    • @sylviamorgan5
      @sylviamorgan5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Sarah H We already know the answer.

    • @jazziered142
      @jazziered142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      They've already exposed themselves to what they are.

    • @mbabaneamputee7725
      @mbabaneamputee7725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      They don’t :)

    • @mitchjones9342
      @mitchjones9342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Nefilum You said it!

  • @miskatonicalumni5612
    @miskatonicalumni5612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1362

    If someone would just tell Trump that Obama can hold his breath for 10 whole minutes Trump wouldn't be president for much longer.

    • @reganbigmuzzabaker1992
      @reganbigmuzzabaker1992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Ha ha i like

    • @Ncobb2334
      @Ncobb2334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Conspiracat At least ten. Many people say it is many more than ten.

    • @darkenergy3742
      @darkenergy3742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That is Manslaughter

    • @redlady222
      @redlady222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Simple and Brilliant 😂😂

    • @ittakesallkinds809
      @ittakesallkinds809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You're brilliant!

  • @MapleRhubarb
    @MapleRhubarb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    Clearly he's suffered from running the dishwasher ten times, or having to flush the toilets forever!

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Well, if Trump didn’t keep flushing his diapers down the toilet, he wouldn’t keep clogging it!

    • @jimyarbrough9935
      @jimyarbrough9935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      We know hes lieing about flushing the toilet because hes full of $#@.

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jim Yarbrough we know he’s full of himself.

    • @thechumpsbeendumped.7797
      @thechumpsbeendumped.7797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      To be fair, with his diet maybe he does need to flush 10 times?

    • @mariag.8242
      @mariag.8242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      and does anyone think he’s run a dishwasher in his life?

  • @patriceturnipseed9226
    @patriceturnipseed9226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    "Two words not usually associated with President Trump. Knowledge and consent". Brilliant. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @abdelhakkhalil7684
      @abdelhakkhalil7684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Absolutely! Trump made the late night shows' hosts! Colbert is really here because of Trump.

    • @JB-xl2jc
      @JB-xl2jc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Abdelhak Khalil Colbert was successful long before Trump and will be long after him

    • @abdelhakkhalil7684
      @abdelhakkhalil7684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@JB-xl2jc I agree, I should have clarified that. What I meant to say is Trump made Colbert more popular. In fact, just about 2 years ago, Colbert has become the number 1 host of the late night show.

    • @JB-xl2jc
      @JB-xl2jc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Abdelhak Khalil Ahhhh gotcha, that makes a lot more sense. I was a fan of Colbert since his Daily Show days and into the Report; but there’s no denying the current political idiocy has bumped his recognition and ratings!

    • @abdelhakkhalil7684
      @abdelhakkhalil7684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@JB-xl2jc And rightly so. Colbert was always good, but now he and his team are geniuses and the irony is that Trump uncovered that.

  • @FrankieJamesNews
    @FrankieJamesNews 4 ปีที่แล้ว +787

    Best phrase of 2020: "The Articles of Impeachment against Donald John Trump"

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      I'm still holding out for "The conviction and sentencing of Donald John Trump"...
      ...I guess one can dream.

    • @Vagajammer
      @Vagajammer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@JT-xj1pg Drumpf won't release it unless he gets to co-star in it.

    • @Dakhoth
      @Dakhoth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @markmac I think we're more likely to see "disgraced president fakes heart attack."

    • @spacerivernews
      @spacerivernews 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Didn't know the j in donald j trump was john. Learned something new today.

    • @davidhollenshead4892
      @davidhollenshead4892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The best phrase of 2021 will be "We executed the Russian Asset known as Donald J. Trump at 12:01 am..."

  • @thechumpsbeendumped.7797
    @thechumpsbeendumped.7797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Thank goodness someone in the State Department had Yovanivitch’s back and “got her out on the next plane”. I wonder what they know but can’t prove yet?

    • @thePronto
      @thePronto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      The State Department told her to flee her post for a reason. There must be a shit-ton of incriminating evidence being held under a lid by 'someone' (e.g. Pompeo). But enough people know about it that it will blow wide open once they feel safe enough.

    • @alexanderrussell7597
      @alexanderrussell7597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The DSS is an excellent organisation.
      When you have a president who even in his convoluted mind, he’s even consider to whack one of the state department’s ambassador because she didn’t want to do an illegal act to forego an action benefiting trumps chances for the 2020 election.

    • @johnabbot1585
      @johnabbot1585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We need access to that safe...

  • @Aristotelezz
    @Aristotelezz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Without the perfect phone call no one would've known about this mess.

    • @thePronto
      @thePronto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      After he skated by on the Mueller report it was predictable that he would go 'full corruption mode'. The WH staff who aren't part of his mafia cabal were just waiting for him to get careless before they blew the whistle. The number of them who filed a complaint or spoke with lawyers says it all. They were damned if they were going to be the next Bob Haldeman/Ollie North/Scooter Libby/'obligatory GOP fall guy'.

    • @alexanderrussell7597
      @alexanderrussell7597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He got too emboldened and spoiled with the outcome of the mueller report thereby claiming that he’s the president and he can do anything!
      That’s a follow through during the campaign period when he said that he can shoot someone in the time square and not lose a vote!

  • @michelchartrand3719
    @michelchartrand3719 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    When Mitch read "Donald John Trump" that third time, I think I actually heard some sadness and choking up in his voice.

    • @thePronto
      @thePronto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Isn't "John" a slang expression for the client of a prostitute? Ironic, no?

    • @marshwetland3808
      @marshwetland3808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@thePronto Spot0on, rather than ironic.

    • @judioregan4210
      @judioregan4210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Michel Chartrand - nah, that was either just his breakfast, or the crow he is now being forced to eat.

    • @andrewmontenegroe3296
      @andrewmontenegroe3296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think we all heard...”how the hell I am going to cover this up?”

    • @daviddelaney2407
      @daviddelaney2407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      as per Randy Rainbow, we've found it's actually Donald Jessica Trump.
      --Dave, the pink glasses are iconic

  • @ljosephdumas3113
    @ljosephdumas3113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    "I just have to suffer through it..." Most pathetic 'human' being, EVER.

    • @linkeffect82
      @linkeffect82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Pretty much, though the ones that work willingly and lie so candidly for him are pretty close to that top spot.

  • @VeganDefinition
    @VeganDefinition 4 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    This is how many times Stephen Colbert has roasted Trump
    👇🏾

    • @kathysmith6413
      @kathysmith6413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      whatever it is not enough

    • @JT-xj1pg
      @JT-xj1pg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You're so desperate for likes, that's sad

    • @ronjohnson21
      @ronjohnson21 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It never gets old!👌👍😆

    • @21972012145525
      @21972012145525 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      markmac 🤭

    • @cookies3780
      @cookies3780 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Multiplied by ten.

  • @ProctorsGamble
    @ProctorsGamble 4 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    Giuliani: What’s your favorite lie?
    Impotus: I don’t lie.
    Giuliani: Mine too!

  • @Matt-bg5wg
    @Matt-bg5wg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    Sure sounds like they were planning to "take" Yovonovich out.

    • @MrRyan-wu4jx
      @MrRyan-wu4jx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Matt Coombes that’s the reason she was on the first plane out of there without being told why. The fbi knew the president’s goons were gonna assassinate her.

    • @irenegewinner8193
      @irenegewinner8193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Who hired Hyde? He's obviously a member of Murder, Inc.

    • @mariag.8242
      @mariag.8242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It’s scary stuff and sure needs investigating now - & since the FBI has completed its 4th investigation into Clinton (clearing her again) they have time to do something real

    • @angelabluebird609
      @angelabluebird609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Their being prosecuted and sentenced needs to set a clear and formidable example that trying to harm our ambassadors will bring long and painful regret.

    • @con9tessa
      @con9tessa 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And not for drinks.

  • @depressionbeard9882
    @depressionbeard9882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    “Trump immediately cited his favorite source: many.” 😂

    • @FrankieJamesNews
      @FrankieJamesNews 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Don't forget his imaginary friend, "Jim". 🤣

    • @Vagajammer
      @Vagajammer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@FrankieJamesNews ...or his token black friend

    • @FrankieJamesNews
      @FrankieJamesNews 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Vagajammer You mean HIS African American.

    • @viksaggu9085
      @viksaggu9085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And Jared, from subway?

    • @kathleenhammett849
      @kathleenhammett849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Aye, Mr Many People, Mr They Say, Mr My Friend Jim.. All the voices in his head?

  • @Kmaxbature
    @Kmaxbature 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    This is Stephen Colbert's finest work! Every single joke deserves an EMMY.

    • @kalindatchev994
      @kalindatchev994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      True, there was some extremely high-quality stuff in there... and lots of it!

    • @rachaelsman2
      @rachaelsman2 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You will hate yourself for saying that soon .th-cam.com/video/MRtEgdgj_XQ/w-d-xo.html

    • @rachaelsman2
      @rachaelsman2 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kalindatchev994 if it's anything but high quality laughter your probably being lied to. th-cam.com/video/MRtEgdgj_XQ/w-d-xo.html

    • @vwa9832
      @vwa9832 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      yo, you straight gangsta yo! you spit rhymes?

    • @lisabradley35
      @lisabradley35 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My favorite monologue this year.

  • @cindila2000
    @cindila2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    He called out the names as a threat to who would go down with him. Scare tactic 101

    • @JSkyGemini
      @JSkyGemini 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He'll also mention their families. He has no shame and no limit.

    • @tripwire4727
      @tripwire4727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol, only limited intelligence. Never underestimate the depths of stupidity, though....

    • @michealbay1290
      @michealbay1290 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You Muslim?

    • @cindila2000
      @cindila2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Micheal Bay yes. You?

  • @JamesFilbird
    @JamesFilbird 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    Outstanding monologue Stephen. You're a breath of fresh air after a full day of enduring all the madness going on in the world. Keep up the great comedy and entertainment you give us in each of your performances.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gotta laugh, even if it's maniacal.

    • @bubbles3161
      @bubbles3161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's what you get when you get your news from late shows that are classified as comedy entertainment. LOL !😉 "TDS"

    • @roni6215
      @roni6215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      For as long as the GOP 's fascist regime allows comedians.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    She should have signed it with a sharpie, really...

    • @joanbowden7634
      @joanbowden7634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @FrankieJamesNews
      @FrankieJamesNews 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That would have been epic!

    • @cleverusername9369
      @cleverusername9369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The "press secretary" Stephanie Grisham just tweeted about how outrageous it is that everyone who signed the articles of impeachment got a ceremonial pen, as is standard and traditional for big events. Trump's done the same. Furthermore, after the sharpiegate thing with the weather map during the hurricane, his website was selling customized markers for $15/pop.

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      She has too much self-respect for "the pen you can read from space" (or in Trump's case, "the scrawl you can identify with a drone headed for Iran")...

    • @b3z3jm3nny
      @b3z3jm3nny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mason Schwalm it’s so she can give away multiple pens used to sign the impeachment papers, it’s a pretty common practice for bills multiple people would want a souvenir from

  • @KingSulley
    @KingSulley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    It's sad that were laughing at this. Not too long ago half the country would be out with pitch forks.

    • @vwa9832
      @vwa9832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yo, you straight gangsta yo!

    • @chrismaxwell2274
      @chrismaxwell2274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      30%

    • @JSkyGemini
      @JSkyGemini 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That sounds like a plan, actually!

    • @JudyTootCorn
      @JudyTootCorn 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Now that would be a true "witch hunt".

    • @khazms
      @khazms 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, well that's illegal and also no one wants mace or tear gas and baton/shield bashing their faces.

  • @Izandaia
    @Izandaia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    I think that last line from Trump, "Ah to hell with it, I just have to suffer through it the way I have all my life" really reveals something about how he views the world and current events. I think he honestly believes, in his heart of hearts, that all this stuff will just blow over, that he's not gonna suffer any consequences for his behavior, just like he always hasn't. He thinks he just has to wait it out, to "suffer through it", and then everything will be fine.

    • @kruleworld
      @kruleworld 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      There won't be any consequences and it will just blow over...
      Do you really think, in your heart of hearts, that Republicans will look at the evidence and vote with their conscience?

    •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      He's so accomplished at suffering.

    • @adamdreke
      @adamdreke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      It's sad but probably true that he won't face many, if any consequences. We need to vote him out!

    • @B_Bodziak
      @B_Bodziak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Ahh, isn't he just such a victim.

    • @lexyswope
      @lexyswope 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Like we've suffered his nastiness since the 2016 primary.

  • @verfuncht
    @verfuncht 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    How is a foreign official saying "I'll help you get re-elected if you get rid of someone who says bad things about me" not the most corrupt thing imaginable?

    • @elizabethroberts9117
      @elizabethroberts9117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      One Woman Died Having Acid Thrown In Her Face. She Was With Team Yovanovitch! M. Yovanonvitch Left Ukraine remembering What Happened To Her. Now, (She) was being Threatened....., I'd Leave Too!!!!!!

    • @LSM_Lover
      @LSM_Lover 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It is

    • @evanpatterson7098
      @evanpatterson7098 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was only Tuesday. He was just getting warmed up.😂😂

  • @MikeIdy6000
    @MikeIdy6000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Citing his favorite source: "Many"

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      So he’s citing Legion, for he is many.

    • @queenannesrevenge1437
      @queenannesrevenge1437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Chunkboi Many demons crawling around inside him.

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Queen Anne's Revenge they’ve been trying to get out and find a better host.

    • @windbreaker57
      @windbreaker57 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's tremendous!

    • @WhiteFangofWar
      @WhiteFangofWar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@queenannesrevenge1437 Covefe f'tagn.

  • @myself047
    @myself047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    I really want a journalist to ask him the names of the
    1. Many
    2. A lot of people
    3. People
    4. Some
    That he keeps bringing out to validate his lies.

    • @maraplantrees4543
      @maraplantrees4543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      aShura everyone, everybody, IN HISTORY

    • @paulallen579
      @paulallen579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This. How does he get away with this? Just ask ”I don’t think you’re correct, can you name some of them?”
      And if he refuses, ask ”so we have to take your word on blind faith?”.

    • @simongiles9749
      @simongiles9749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @markmac Don't forget John Baron, that reliable source who sounds "nothing" like Trumo.

    • @Bevity
      @Bevity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There are too many to name, any one of them can tell you that!

    • @B_Bodziak
      @B_Bodziak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And what exactly are they always "saying"?

  • @g.g.4010
    @g.g.4010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    *Brilliant as ever.*
    _Thank you so much Stephen for keeping us sane in this crazy times._

  • @BrainDeadIcon
    @BrainDeadIcon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    It’s a “witch hunt” huh?
    Well we’ve found a lot of witches so far

    • @thomashooper9148
      @thomashooper9148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hahaha sure you have! You wouldn’t be talking out of your rear?

    • @Madeupfakerobot
      @Madeupfakerobot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@thomashooper9148 i know these libtard fools!! Since when is EVIDENCE considered something the. Courts use

    • @niveknanorc7316
      @niveknanorc7316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Dak Lamerbusch so he can enjoy his "many" friends,,er fiends,,,

    • @bandiit420
      @bandiit420 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Didymus Mac Flynn is an innocent man who is now withdrawing his guilty plea because he's innocent.

    • @purplepill1799
      @purplepill1799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not even Holloween would have seen so many ghosts as the Republicans after elections this year! 💯

  • @openmind763
    @openmind763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Once impeached, always impeached and forever impeached.

  • @magicsantos2681
    @magicsantos2681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    One word for this administration ... jail! 👌👍😉

  • @Hi.Im.Chucky
    @Hi.Im.Chucky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Mitch sounded like he was about to cry .

    • @thePronto
      @thePronto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Because he saw himself on the monitors wearing that 40's gangster suit.

    • @vivigesso3756
      @vivigesso3756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Ghenghis Khan Turtles are physically unable to cry.

    • @Shylade
      @Shylade 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup.. his career is done and he knows it. It’s a bad situation to be in for him. Damned if you do damned if you don’t so might as well play dumb

    • @dmarie923
      @dmarie923 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vivigesso3756 underrated

  • @UncleEbenezer77
    @UncleEbenezer77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    "America's mayor" to Trumplethinskin's crony...Has there ever been such a yuge fall from grace as Giuliani's? #bigly

    • @truthalonetriumphs6572
      @truthalonetriumphs6572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's worse than that ... more looney than Trump 🤣

    • @mitchjones9342
      @mitchjones9342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mike Barbas spot on brudda!! America’s mayor in America’s toilet!

    • @AnnieWarbux
      @AnnieWarbux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think that Rudy is begging to be on Trumps counsel to claim attorney client priveleges that he would not otherwise have!!

    • @silentbob7984
      @silentbob7984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @ Mike Barbas Trumplethinskin, I love this! Trumplethinskin and his Trumpalumpas!

    • @RmcBlueSky
      @RmcBlueSky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My NY friends said that he was not really popular pre 9/11. Everything is a façade. He was just as racist as Trump. The thing is Yorkers survives in BS. Got a friend that worked in car rental company in LV, said that the worst customers are from NYC. The reason is , according to my NY friends, NYC is so populationaly condensed that it push you to be competitive. That's y they believe that if you can make it in NYC you can make it anywhere.

  • @pallao3500
    @pallao3500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "Trumo" fits really well actually; It's an anagram of "Tumor".

  • @stevepax2809
    @stevepax2809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    so guilty---any senator who votes innocent is an accomplice.

    • @sharonmullins1957
      @sharonmullins1957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Worse than that at this point; traitors.

    • @stoodmuffinpersonal3144
      @stoodmuffinpersonal3144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yup. Yeah. Yup.

    • @jbcoolestgamer9786
      @jbcoolestgamer9786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Trump 2020... sue me

    • @tonib.3016
      @tonib.3016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @DAVID GOERTZ you do realize that trump is allowed to submit exculpatory evidence right? Yet he hasn't produced even a single document,nor has he allowed a single witness like Pompeo,Bolton or Mulvaney to testify. Sure...let's hear from Hunter Biden tho,even tho that's just SO fucking stupid but whatever,I dont even GAF. If Dumpy had any evidence or witnesses he could produce to prove hes innocent,why hasn't he done that yet? Or do you always believe what pathological liars like Dump tell ya?

    • @brandoncrusen9160
      @brandoncrusen9160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @DAVID GOERTZ You do realize Trump admitted to impeachable conduct? This is not about second hand witnesses. It's pretty fucking clear.

  • @Annie-zd6rn
    @Annie-zd6rn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    Parnas has spilled the beans on "everyone in the loop." Where have we heard that before? Oh that's right, it was Sondland that said it too. But Parnas mentioned that BARR was also the team!

    • @suebarrow5973
      @suebarrow5973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think he will be easy for them to discount. Just think of the Kavanagh fiasco

    • @steve1978ger
      @steve1978ger 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm not saying it's necessarily wrong, only that Parnas has shit credibility

    • @mrdfac
      @mrdfac 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@steve1978ger He wants to stay out of jail.

    • @riheg
      @riheg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As I understand it the Democrats rushed impeachment so Parnas’ testimony didn’t get included. A show for the media is all. Am I wrong?

    • @MyPhone-wq8xo
      @MyPhone-wq8xo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This sounds exactly like the Michael Cohen testimony....how many ppl gotta tell the truth

  • @scottmorgan8333
    @scottmorgan8333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    Trump doing a roll call is like he's checking for loyalty. Like he invited them all and he kept a list to see who showed up and who didn't. So awkward.

    • @Jillians1025
      @Jillians1025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yep. That buffoon can't help himself.

    • @ellamone9998
      @ellamone9998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That's good, Trump will be ready for his roll calls a few times a day in jail. Nice practice in reverse hahaha

    • @hlcepeda
      @hlcepeda 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Honestly

    • @stuartjamesgemmell
      @stuartjamesgemmell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This is so true. Checking for loyalty but also a threat like ‘we’re all going down if we don’t stick together’

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well, he expected loyalty from James Comey. How did that turn out?

  • @kylestubbs8867
    @kylestubbs8867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    I think Colbert’s staff _really_ enjoys mashing Mitch McConnel’s face with mythological creatures.

    • @sinistar99
      @sinistar99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Mitchological creatures...

    • @alexanderrussell7597
      @alexanderrussell7597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Their great inspiration is Moscow Mitch features himself 😀😀

    • @tuckerbowen4626
      @tuckerbowen4626 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Technically Cthulhu is a _literary_ creature...

  • @tonygunk1886
    @tonygunk1886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    "Female fool"?
    Yes because one of the best foreign ambassadors in American history, including 2 awards for her outstanding work..
    Is a fool

    • @Anankin12
      @Anankin12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      [female] bc I guess Ukrainian has gendered nouns

    • @nadyanathania3847
      @nadyanathania3847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      they also called a military veteran with a purple heart a fake so

    • @Liliputian07
      @Liliputian07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DISPOSE OF THE WOMAN
      -- strange russian fox cartoon

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Coming from the administration that put children in cages!

    • @stevenjordal8427
      @stevenjordal8427 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ohh. Mr. Gunk, Gunk out.

  • @hannahrachel5099
    @hannahrachel5099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    “Ava-cadaver ta-dead” I lost it 😂 I’m laughing so much right now 😂

  • @pascal9055
    @pascal9055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    “Many” and “They” are equally his favorites.

    • @hawkeye5955
      @hawkeye5955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The "many" only exists in his head.

    • @k.nicoledavis8537
      @k.nicoledavis8537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But still loves them more than Eric!

    • @niveknanorc7316
      @niveknanorc7316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He is Legion,,,

    • @alexanderrussell7597
      @alexanderrussell7597 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m wondering sometimes who’s talking, smeagol or gollum? Or the bloody lord of mordor!!

  • @georgelayton6641
    @georgelayton6641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1136

    Poor trump, he's had to live with himself his entire life.

    • @wizardtim8573
      @wizardtim8573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Considering how narcissistic he is, probably the best life he could've had o.O

    • @ChaoticAngelKitten
      @ChaoticAngelKitten 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      He loves himself more then he loves anything... even KFC... so I think he’s ok with that... if he could marry himself, he probably would... and then he probably wouldn’t ever get divorced again because he’s his own best match... >,> most other people can’t stand him in more then small doses.

    • @ChaoticAngelKitten
      @ChaoticAngelKitten 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Filhote de Atum ya you're probably right but he still loves himself more. Lol

    • @loinnirwhitby6689
      @loinnirwhitby6689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I really can't imagine anyone who deserves it more.

    • @tracer740
      @tracer740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cmdraftbrn - ... YIPES!

  • @rancisgamer
    @rancisgamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    It wasn't pen after pen... she uses different colors to appeal to the man child president. That's the only way he will read it...oooh colorful

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yes. It was actually all the primary colours from a box of Crayola (an added bonus is she gets in a free Queer Pride message - nothing like a little side-shade for Pence).

    • @dannythompson1948
      @dannythompson1948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Susan Sullivan there's nothing homophobic about that guys comment.. Queer is not an offensive term. And if you've defending pence, then you are lost, ma'am..

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Susan Sullivan really, Susan? That was your take from that post? Have fun in upside-down land, then (also, "homophobic" probably doesn't need the qualifier "rude", but as Little Ms Prissy here is struggling with simple English comprehension, let alone jokes, I can probably let that slide...).
      Also, Danny, I feel ya, but not a guy. But I don't really mind - and yeah, if a Pence-Defence is where that was going, then I'll just sashay on outta THIS thread. Girl's gotta have standards ;-)

  • @mamawray
    @mamawray 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "It's all in the family". I died.

  • @kenna163
    @kenna163 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Even his imaginary friends don't answer him. SAD.

  • @toadjiang7626
    @toadjiang7626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1481

    Trump: "I can shoot somebody at the senate impeachment trial and still won't get convicted."
    Moscow Mitch: "Yes you can, boss. Have fun!"
    Lindsey Graham: "You need my gun to do that, boss?"
    Rudy Giuliani: "Leave the corpse for me, boss, I haven't drunk human blood for days."
    Stephen Miller: "Did someone just say corpse?" [sounds of drooling]

    • @mikenoble91
      @mikenoble91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      Fox News: "Is shooting people even a crime, really?"

    • @fatlacesthedon
      @fatlacesthedon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Faux news: "I think it's disgusting that the democrats are more mad about the cannibalized person when the presidents shoulder is really hurting, that .38 had an awful lotta kickback, his ears just stopped ringing, I mean do the democrats even care about that!? Disgusting!"

    • @brickdebrick2167
      @brickdebrick2167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's enough!! Trump has done nothing wrong and you know it. He just sacrificed his lifestyle to save America and you just criticize him for no reason. Thanks to Trump, the American dream is back. He's a real hero. I thank God every day that he is our President and you should do the same.

    • @dragon8me2
      @dragon8me2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      A round for this man... this comment is as high as height goes. Now.. don't leave out any more monsters... we have perfect actors to star in the monster flicks. A merry monster flick time.

    • @cleverusername9369
      @cleverusername9369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Stephanie Grisham: appears on Fox, tweets a picture of the 2nd Amendment, and continues never giving a press briefing.

  • @SNUPE_FOXX92
    @SNUPE_FOXX92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This shit is hilarious.... dude legit left a paper trail 😂

  • @sajadb_dev
    @sajadb_dev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +494

    I swear just leave trump with Gordon Ramsay in a room alone he'll confess to everything, I've been watching kitchen nightmares too much

    • @danielgehring7437
      @danielgehring7437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      I'm firmly convinced if you just left Trump in a room with a tape recorder and a mirror you'd have a full confession in fifteen minutes.

    • @mariposa9506
      @mariposa9506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Do you need an intervention?

    • @mc1412007
      @mc1412007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@danielgehring7437 u mean seconds

    • @rasmie8858
      @rasmie8858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Trump: My tax returns are good, perhaps the best in history of tax returns
      Ramsay: Your lies...are bland, dry, dreadful. Ghastly.

    • @zachschmidt
      @zachschmidt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nino would get a confession out of him, and he'd have the pictures to prove it.

  • @leftyme4568
    @leftyme4568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "It`s all in the family" made my day , but don`t make fun of Parnas, because he might save your country!!!

    • @roni6215
      @roni6215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If Lev doesn't get "Epsteined " .

  • @FollowingUsernamesR
    @FollowingUsernamesR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It gives me chills to see the threatening exchanges between these people and then think about the president of the United States saying she was "going to go through some stuff" to a foreign president. WTF.

  • @solaris-7115
    @solaris-7115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Sending appreciation from New Zealand 🇳🇿!!

    • @patlynch6517
      @patlynch6517 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks!
      I would love to visit New Zealand
      Every day is a fresh nightmare here

  • @TheReal008Zulu
    @TheReal008Zulu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    It almost sounded like the Turtle was going to start crying. I guess the gravity of the situation had caught up with him, and he realised he was backing a lame horse.

  • @jeffcolorado
    @jeffcolorado 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    trump calling out names is a subtle way of threatening, "If I go down, you go down with me." Interesting there were no women mentioned in his litany.

  • @joshualagrimas9555
    @joshualagrimas9555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    this is LITERALLY the most historical event in the history of the United States of America. #TrumpForPrison2020

    • @basicpigeonbee
      @basicpigeonbee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's not even in top ten, but it is important.

    • @JoeCAlvarado
      @JoeCAlvarado 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Agree

    • @OTPpride
      @OTPpride 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Only because impeachment will lose meaning to partisanship

    • @germanpereira9544
      @germanpereira9544 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not really but i know what you mean.

    • @110100111000
      @110100111000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If, even after all the evidence has been brought into public light of day. The Republican party still insists upon hopping along the Drumhead of partisan exoneration. Then least we could do is to call the lot of em Joeys.

  • @dafttool
    @dafttool 4 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    If Trump is tired of suffering, he can always resign 🤔

    • @jrtortellini2540
      @jrtortellini2540 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      God no. He has helped us way to much. Lower taxes has really helped my family survive and plus keeping my job with a huge raise I just got.. thank God Hilary didn't get in and tax us another 20 percent.. when you grow up and work one day you will understand

    • @yourfavoritegames4971
      @yourfavoritegames4971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      At least Hillary knew how to read a teleprompter and go to a rally without screaming lightbulbs that make him look orange when even an Oompa Loompa would so it looks like a blind man gave him a spray tan

    • @jrtortellini2540
      @jrtortellini2540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@yourfavoritegames4971 OMG.. that's why you hate him ? You will love Sharia law.. and when Democrats get back in free speech will be gone and posting bad comments about political persons can give you a massive life penalty in all other countries

    • @hungfao
      @hungfao 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@jrtortellini2540 I, too, got a huge raise, but Trump remains an imbecile. I've been around since Eisenhower. Trump is the worst president in my lifetime. So when you say things like 'He has helped us way too much', I have no idea what you mean by 'us'. You are the spokesperson for no one. So, you must be speaking about yourself in which case it isn't surprising that you would think, like Trump, that the nation and the world revolves around you and your situation. More people haven't benefited one iota than have. The truth is that he is running his campaign as 'promises made, promises kept' - and yet he virtually hasn't kept any of the promise he made as he campaigned. You might respond by asking me to cite the facts and I will be happy to. The list is long, factual, and could make you cry. Or you, yes, you, can always bask in the knowledge that you, yes, you somehow benefited from something Trump did so much that you have to keep reminding everyone just how lucky we all are that you, yes, you, are doing well.

    • @jrtortellini2540
      @jrtortellini2540 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hungfao I'm assuming your an Obama fan with sweat blood and tears.. what the hell did he do for this country in 8 years ? What ?

  • @dannyhughes6306
    @dannyhughes6306 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    The notes were written on Ritz Carlton Vienna note paper. Wasn't Nunes in Vienna last year...???

  • @peterpluim7912
    @peterpluim7912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I guess we will see if individual senators have some kind of spine left.

    • @connyleicht6567
      @connyleicht6567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Doubt it, but would be really impressed, if there were any...

    • @rayprice2015
      @rayprice2015 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't count on it.

    • @ericno4u
      @ericno4u 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vegas wouldn't touch those numbers

    • @allnargles
      @allnargles 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Putin has a damaging file on everyone and they know it.

  • @reenakblas2307
    @reenakblas2307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Am off to DC. I have to watch the trial, LIVE. I have grandkids to tell the story. I have to be able to tell them I was there.🤣😂

    • @GaryandChristy2012
      @GaryandChristy2012 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Reena K Blas the trial will be a letdown lol

  • @josealbertoriveradonan2761
    @josealbertoriveradonan2761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Stephen deserves an EMMY for everytime he has delivered such good jokes just as the Mc’ Cthulu monster one. 😂

    • @Palidor19
      @Palidor19 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      One of the best skits I’ve seen, performed and executed flawlessly

  • @smartmoufx6800
    @smartmoufx6800 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "The trial is on like JohnSON, NixON, and ClinTON!" 😂🤣😂

  • @johncampbell335
    @johncampbell335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    One of Stephen's finest monologues.

  • @TheSuzberry
    @TheSuzberry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    Trump has a second source: Some.

    • @Games_and_Music
      @Games_and_Music 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He has People, Some and Many.
      Also his senses work intermittently from each other, sometimes he sees, sometimes he hears, he even reads sometimes.

    • @merylbonderow5993
      @merylbonderow5993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Have you heard about “A YUGE Number?” Them, too.

    • @fortepiano4491
      @fortepiano4491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Body once told me

    • @sdfkjgh
      @sdfkjgh 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Forte Piano: www.neilcic.com/mouthsounds/ www.neilcic.com/mouthsilence/ www.neilcic.com/mouthmoods/

    • @tomaf
      @tomaf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not to mention "some very smart people." ;-P

  • @AloraCanRead
    @AloraCanRead 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    The jokes in this episode were so fuking on point lmao!

  • @estebanhombredeguerra6503
    @estebanhombredeguerra6503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Citing his favorite source: "many"
    Legendary!

    • @joed8694
      @joed8694 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, "many" refers to the FOX news team.

  • @victorhawkins3461
    @victorhawkins3461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Stephen -- thank you and your entire crew for giving me back my sanity once a day, if only for 5 days a week!

    • @JohnDoe-ou7xm
      @JohnDoe-ou7xm 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Victor Hawkins same here

  • @ryanencher3669
    @ryanencher3669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    “citing his favorite source: Many”

    • @freema9246
      @freema9246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yes. shorthand or "many idiots"

    • @lesleyleith4440
      @lesleyleith4440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ryan Encher Or perhaps his favourite Sauce, Special Sauce, from McDonalds. It’s even named after him.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @DrownedInExile
      @DrownedInExile 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wasn't that the antagonist from the horror sci-fi game System Shock 2?

  • @mauro.6666
    @mauro.6666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Locking him up, locking him up, locking him up.

  • @sydneymarshall3204
    @sydneymarshall3204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    5:34 he had to write the crime down. He couldn’t remember which crime he had gone there to commit.

  • @protiliusproductions
    @protiliusproductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    “Let’s obey laws.” LOL!!!

  • @Gabryal77
    @Gabryal77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Ok I lost it at "it's all in the family"

  • @meljamz
    @meljamz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I was soooo waiting on Stephen to say "Where in the World is Carmen San Diego". NAILED IT!!!

    • @sharonmullins1957
      @sharonmullins1957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was waiting for Marco?....................Rubio.

    • @meljamz
      @meljamz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sharonmullins1957 that is fuuunnnnyyy😆😆

  • @lucylincoln3285
    @lucylincoln3285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Ya don't write the crime down, ya DUMMY!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @GingerGingie
    @GingerGingie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "It's all in the family"

  • @SilverLaBelle
    @SilverLaBelle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I feel like Colbert has DMed a lot of Dungeons and Dragons with that explanation. I was ready to get my dice and character sheet ready.

  • @armystitch4
    @armystitch4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Momma likes too. Nearly everyone in my family are conservative Republicans. Not since I was 12 & my grandma knocked over a whole shelf of glass knickknacks 5 secs after lecturing us to keep our hands in our pockets, have I felt such glee.

    • @Bevity
      @Bevity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      armystitch I felt that! Delicious!

    • @bravofanone9321
      @bravofanone9321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @redlady222
      @redlady222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Personally, I feel like jumping around in glee like the ‘Berries and Cream’ weirdo in the old Starburst commercials.

    • @als9006
      @als9006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That’s a crackin’ good story!

    • @FlorisGerber
      @FlorisGerber 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@donantonio5646 you call trump "granny"?

  • @jilldaubresse5873
    @jilldaubresse5873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I just fell out of my chair laughing, almost. Great show, Stephen.

  • @kris.i1249
    @kris.i1249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "Where's Jared - where's David - where's Mike ... Where am I??"

  • @DesertEagleV
    @DesertEagleV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    What kind trial is it when you know the verdict before it begins?

  • @madbug1965
    @madbug1965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    One of those pens is going to the Trump presidential library.

    • @lesleyleith4440
      @lesleyleith4440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      madbug1965 Along with the roll of toilet paper that stuck to his shoe. Can you imagine what a tRump Presidential Library would contain........ lots of back copies of Hustler and other porno classics. Spankers Weekly comes to mind.👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼💕💕💕💕😂😂😂😂Love from Canada🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

    • @shrek1140
      @shrek1140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      He doesn’t know how to read

    • @scottrowe533
      @scottrowe533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      The Trump Presidential Library is going to be a small rolling book cart, stacked with comic books, in the Leavenworth Federal Penitentiary inmates' library.

    • @thechumpsbeendumped.7797
      @thechumpsbeendumped.7797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Lesley Leith don’t forget the rolled up copy of Forbes magazine and the video with those hookers in Moscow?

    • @tylerdurden4392
      @tylerdurden4392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@shrek1140 Nope, just wrote "The Art of the Deal", a best-seller that you couldn't comprehend if you multiplied your IQ by ten.

  • @theheartofablackbird2109
    @theheartofablackbird2109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I thought the J stood for "Jackass"?

    • @TheEcono
      @TheEcono 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂💯

    • @theheartofablackbird2109
      @theheartofablackbird2109 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @ Nah, he's not even smart enough.

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      President 💩: “The J stands for ‘jene-yiss’.”

    • @niveknanorc7316
      @niveknanorc7316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same : )

  • @AsmodeusMictian
    @AsmodeusMictian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    "Knowledge and consent..."
    Hello, 911? I'd like to report a murder.....

    • @nehpets216
      @nehpets216 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You might want the Fire Department...

  • @frankrwalsh
    @frankrwalsh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Rudy looks like he looked into the Ark.

    • @JT-xj1pg
      @JT-xj1pg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So do you lol

    • @ninjabluefyre3815
      @ninjabluefyre3815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No that's Mitch McConnell, it was one of his alter egos.

    • @kaivickers166
      @kaivickers166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Frank Walsh - That makes me want to watch Indiana Jones again.

    • @kaivickers166
      @kaivickers166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      J T - I can’t tell if you’re defending Giuliani or are just being a dick.

    • @MrMome1612
      @MrMome1612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@JT-xj1pgBe Nice!

  • @1000YearBeard
    @1000YearBeard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    This was one of the best Late Shows with Stephen Cthulhurt.

    • @tarrynlea
      @tarrynlea 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Truly. Mind-blowing.

  • @KitKatToeBeans
    @KitKatToeBeans 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    tRump: “Many (of the voices in my head) believe..”

  • @errgag3580
    @errgag3580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This could be over quickly if someone would just tell Donald that Obama can hold his breath for 20 minutes.

  • @raymondkymsuttle
    @raymondkymsuttle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Truly the best Colbert clip ever. The writers were on fire when they wrote this!

  • @misterflibble6601
    @misterflibble6601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    McCthulhu, very Lovecraftian. The Great Old Ones are pleased

    • @stormyr.3315
      @stormyr.3315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I like his version better than the actual process.

  • @duquerendon3919
    @duquerendon3919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Brings a smile to my face watching Nancy Pelosi take such great pleasure in signing the articles of impeachment..
    Dear Mrs. Pelosi any chance of me getting one of those pens!
    Lmao!
    Inpeachadent Drumf
    2020
    : )

  • @gogotrololo
    @gogotrololo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Moscow Mitch sounds like he's about to cry as he reads "The articles of impeachment against donald john trump"

    • @MareShoop
      @MareShoop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      GnarlyKicks it’s just his neck wattle vibrating and choking him up 🥰

    • @gogotrololo
      @gogotrololo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MareShoop eww, that guy is so gross LOL

  • @Vanillastump
    @Vanillastump 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    If only the senate would actually do their jobs.

    • @trishs706
      @trishs706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "we the people" can dream...

  • @tzisorey
    @tzisorey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "I could use some good lawyers"
    While that's true, I think being either a good person, or good at lawyering, would prevent a "good lawyer" from taking that job. That's why you're stuck with Rudy.

  • @mixmastrkno1337
    @mixmastrkno1337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Haha.. Trump sounds like he's trying to reboot Romper Room.."I see David, and Johnny, and Billy, and Rudy..."

    • @kathyfranklund3787
      @kathyfranklund3787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      MixMastrKno1 Only a true Minnesotan wouldn’t understand romper room!

    • @jrtortellini2540
      @jrtortellini2540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can't wait till Democrats get back in and rid your filthy free speech.. you should be delt

    • @evanpatterson7098
      @evanpatterson7098 ปีที่แล้ว

      Except a retarded criminal version. 😂😂

  • @tmitz73
    @tmitz73 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Stephen Colbert - Better coverage than CNN!!!

    • @TheEcono
      @TheEcono 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      💯🤗

  • @kaivickers166
    @kaivickers166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    “The Articles of Impeachment for Donald John Trump...” So, was it good for you too?

    • @chrissiek8706
      @chrissiek8706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You finished too early

    • @janellevans878
      @janellevans878 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Mike Keller Let's save it for the verdict or outcome.

    • @kaivickers166
      @kaivickers166 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Janell Evans - Everyone who isn’t in complete denial knows the outcome. That’s why we have to celebrate the little things.

    • @janellevans878
      @janellevans878 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sorry, I'm not taking my eyes off the prize.

    • @kaivickers166
      @kaivickers166 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Janell Evans - Then you’ll have a front row seat to the tragedy.

  • @jonesfactor9
    @jonesfactor9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    How can anyone deny this shit happened or call it fake?

  • @marymarsella9050
    @marymarsella9050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Thank God for this monologue, Stephen, Trevor, Seth, Jimmie K, as we suffer through this admin.

  • @trumps-a-hoe
    @trumps-a-hoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Moscow Mitch sounds like he choking up on them words 😂😂😂

    • @lebredamcelroy832
      @lebredamcelroy832 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where the PPP tape measure 🐸👹🐀

    • @trumps-a-hoe
      @trumps-a-hoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@redwolfcanisrufus ya he did, could barely get them out near the end 😂😂

    • @trumps-a-hoe
      @trumps-a-hoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lebredamcelroy832 I see your still on the pipe...its ok, when sanders wins 2020 you can get that looked at with your free healthcare 💩🤡🤯🤯

  • @terryg4415
    @terryg4415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Wouldn’t it have been fun if they broke out into a flashmob happy dance on the way to the Senate?

  • @MoeBulle
    @MoeBulle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Are we gonna sidestep "pluck the maidenhead of Adam Schiff?"

  • @mathdemigod8162
    @mathdemigod8162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    04:47 How did he not say "middle-aged Charlie Brown?" The hair is perfect XD

    • @merbst
      @merbst 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      They should hire you as a consultant! 😆

  • @tommyt1971
    @tommyt1971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “You sound dumber than Trumo.” Needed that one, thanks Colbert!

  • @hjpngmw
    @hjpngmw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I do declare that's the first time I've EVER seen a man with "The Vapours"! Well done, Stephen.

  • @garrettstitt5489
    @garrettstitt5489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Yep...he lost it. Trump is now “Miss Mary Anne - Romper Room”
    25TH!... ITS NOT TOO LATE! (Actually, it’s the perfect time)

    • @willgetbettereventually124
      @willgetbettereventually124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Noooooo. He’d get away with everything. I want him impeached AND imprisoned!

    • @garrettstitt5489
      @garrettstitt5489 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      sheila taylor Sheeeeet, like he’s not getting away with everything now?

  • @MizuMark
    @MizuMark 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Quit giving me hope like hes actually going to he removed from office

  • @SCBJQ
    @SCBJQ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    When Trump keeps rambling on with his usual self-pitying whining , they should just drown him out with music, like they do at award shows.