Giuliani Acted With Trump's "Knowledge And Consent" When Conspiring With Parnas In Ukraine
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- The House Intelligence Committee released a trove of "ridiculously incriminating" evidence provided by Lev Parnas that points to Donald Trump's direct involvement in Rudy Giuliani's activities in Ukraine. #Monologue #Colbert #Comedy
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"Two words not usually associated with President Trump. Knowledge and consent". Brilliant. 🤣🤣🤣
Absolutely! Trump made the late night shows' hosts! Colbert is really here because of Trump.
Abdelhak Khalil Colbert was successful long before Trump and will be long after him
@@JB-xl2jc I agree, I should have clarified that. What I meant to say is Trump made Colbert more popular. In fact, just about 2 years ago, Colbert has become the number 1 host of the late night show.
Abdelhak Khalil Ahhhh gotcha, that makes a lot more sense. I was a fan of Colbert since his Daily Show days and into the Report; but there’s no denying the current political idiocy has bumped his recognition and ratings!
@@JB-xl2jc And rightly so. Colbert was always good, but now he and his team are geniuses and the irony is that Trump uncovered that.
"I just have to suffer through it..." Most pathetic 'human' being, EVER.
Pretty much, though the ones that work willingly and lie so candidly for him are pretty close to that top spot.
Mitch sounded like he was about to cry .
Because he saw himself on the monitors wearing that 40's gangster suit.
@Ghenghis Khan Turtles are physically unable to cry.
Yup.. his career is done and he knows it. It’s a bad situation to be in for him. Damned if you do damned if you don’t so might as well play dumb
@@vivigesso3756 underrated
Trump: "I can shoot somebody at the senate impeachment trial and still won't get convicted."
Moscow Mitch: "Yes you can, boss. Have fun!"
Lindsey Graham: "You need my gun to do that, boss?"
Rudy Giuliani: "Leave the corpse for me, boss, I haven't drunk human blood for days."
Stephen Miller: "Did someone just say corpse?" [sounds of drooling]
Fox News: "Is shooting people even a crime, really?"
Faux news: "I think it's disgusting that the democrats are more mad about the cannibalized person when the presidents shoulder is really hurting, that .38 had an awful lotta kickback, his ears just stopped ringing, I mean do the democrats even care about that!? Disgusting!"
That's enough!! Trump has done nothing wrong and you know it. He just sacrificed his lifestyle to save America and you just criticize him for no reason. Thanks to Trump, the American dream is back. He's a real hero. I thank God every day that he is our President and you should do the same.
A round for this man... this comment is as high as height goes. Now.. don't leave out any more monsters... we have perfect actors to star in the monster flicks. A merry monster flick time.
Stephanie Grisham: appears on Fox, tweets a picture of the 2nd Amendment, and continues never giving a press briefing.
so guilty---any senator who votes innocent is an accomplice.
Worse than that at this point; traitors.
Yup. Yeah. Yup.
Trump 2020... sue me
@DAVID GOERTZ you do realize that trump is allowed to submit exculpatory evidence right? Yet he hasn't produced even a single document,nor has he allowed a single witness like Pompeo,Bolton or Mulvaney to testify. Sure...let's hear from Hunter Biden tho,even tho that's just SO fucking stupid but whatever,I dont even GAF. If Dumpy had any evidence or witnesses he could produce to prove hes innocent,why hasn't he done that yet? Or do you always believe what pathological liars like Dump tell ya?
@DAVID GOERTZ You do realize Trump admitted to impeachable conduct? This is not about second hand witnesses. It's pretty fucking clear.
I feel like Colbert has DMed a lot of Dungeons and Dragons with that explanation. I was ready to get my dice and character sheet ready.
Am off to DC. I have to watch the trial, LIVE. I have grandkids to tell the story. I have to be able to tell them I was there.🤣😂
Reena K Blas the trial will be a letdown lol
Once impeached, always impeached and forever impeached.
Haha.. Trump sounds like he's trying to reboot Romper Room.."I see David, and Johnny, and Billy, and Rudy..."
MixMastrKno1 Only a true Minnesotan wouldn’t understand romper room!
I can't wait till Democrats get back in and rid your filthy free speech.. you should be delt
Except a retarded criminal version. 😂😂
One word for this administration ... jail! 👌👍😉
Citing his favorite source: "many"
Legendary!
Yes, "many" refers to the FOX news team.
Truly the best Colbert clip ever. The writers were on fire when they wrote this!
Momma likes too. Nearly everyone in my family are conservative Republicans. Not since I was 12 & my grandma knocked over a whole shelf of glass knickknacks 5 secs after lecturing us to keep our hands in our pockets, have I felt such glee.
armystitch I felt that! Delicious!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Personally, I feel like jumping around in glee like the ‘Berries and Cream’ weirdo in the old Starburst commercials.
That’s a crackin’ good story!
@@donantonio5646 you call trump "granny"?
This is how many times Stephen Colbert has roasted Trump
👇🏾
whatever it is not enough
You're so desperate for likes, that's sad
It never gets old!👌👍😆
markmac 🤭
Multiplied by ten.
How can anyone deny this shit happened or call it fake?
Brings a smile to my face watching Nancy Pelosi take such great pleasure in signing the articles of impeachment..
Dear Mrs. Pelosi any chance of me getting one of those pens!
Lmao!
Inpeachadent Drumf
2020
: )
Rudy looks like he looked into the Ark.
So do you lol
No that's Mitch McConnell, it was one of his alter egos.
Frank Walsh - That makes me want to watch Indiana Jones again.
J T - I can’t tell if you’re defending Giuliani or are just being a dick.
@@JT-xj1pgBe Nice!
McCthulhu, very Lovecraftian. The Great Old Ones are pleased
I like his version better than the actual process.
tRump: “Many (of the voices in my head) believe..”
Yep...he lost it. Trump is now “Miss Mary Anne - Romper Room”
25TH!... ITS NOT TOO LATE! (Actually, it’s the perfect time)
Noooooo. He’d get away with everything. I want him impeached AND imprisoned!
sheila taylor Sheeeeet, like he’s not getting away with everything now?
"He kept going..naming nobody in the room."
"We've got a great show tonight..."
I mean.. I was just entertained for 14 minutes; you're telling me there's more?!
Parnas' said Hyde was "never not drunk". (apparently accounting for his stooopid texts)
This is one of the best monologues! Zany at times, and very serious at others. Well researched, and well done?
The best sentence of the year!: the impeachment of DJT! Sounds like music in my ear! 🎶🎵🎶 👌👍😉😄😄😄
Hopefully to be superseded by, "trump has been removed from office."
@@reveranttangent1771 😄😉👌👍
The black lady carrying the actual articles goes to my church. CherylJohnson
"His favorite source - Many" *lol*
You should send this over to the Senate, watch the GOP plug their ears and go "La, La, La - I don't hear anything, now can we vote to acquit the president please so we can go back to our jobs of being puppets and pleasing our Masters?"
Those are all the people who knew about his crimes and his quid pro quo
Not sure why I wasn't able to see the comments on this channel for past few days... but glad to see the comments again 😅😅
Me too! I missed everybody!
Trump’s “many” = Nixon’s “silent majority”.
If only they WERE silent.
Stephen's delivery of "Money's on the dresser" is one of the many reasons why he will forever be one of the GOATs of late night tv
With his knowing consent. Damn!
Instead of asking where people are, why not have assigned seating for these people at the front? Wouldn't that be logical?
Public Service Announcement: I saw a "My Pillow" on display for customers to try at the store the other day. It felt like every other shitty weak pillow I've ever experienced.
Contoured memory foam, or death I say.
I'm embarrassed to say that this pillow guy is from my home state of Minnesota! Slime ball!🤮😱
But it could be YOUR shitty, weak pillow.
7:14 That's actually "no. 1 in it," that he said. In other words, he pissed all over it.
Stephen!!! What have I told you about making me laugh when I have a mouthful of coffee??? Hmmm
All I can say is “ yay!” Hahahahaha🙌🤙
LOVE YOU Stephen!!!
I like all your videos with all your guests laughing and saying Trump would never be president. Those were hilarious. 😂😂😂
Best one yet
I wish all news broadcasters can be this fun
They should have slapped the documents against their foreheads every few steps.
I've never met a more oppressed person than trump*
I'd sure love one of those pens that signed the articles (that's why she used so many pens if you don't get it)
Trump: Where's Dave?
Dave's not here, man.
dating yourself. the kids aren't following.
I'm old too, I got it 😁
I'm here...what did I miss???
@@davegoodwin1848 excellent! 😂
You didn't miss anything. 😊
@@makesmefeellikeatalltree8250 -- I'm old and I don't get it.
Stephen once again, great punchline combos
Mr. Colbert really makes me laugh
That picture with Roger Stone should be titled "A Portrait of Evil" or "Villains Rogues Gallery: Kingpin and The Penguin"
So if he calls for you and you aren't there, you're fired?
Dude you are on fire🔥
I'm fucking dying laughing Mitchchtulu was epic!
Sad to hear him looking for my representative. Smh
12:22 "Where's Waldo?" My thoughts exactly!
Manny the Mammoth doesn't want to be dragged into Trump's tweets any longer.
Cobert is in legendary territory #classic #monologue
Repubs will say that the handwritten notes were only written this past Monday.
The transfer of the articles… Oh, hello.
The "J" stands for Joker!
What I learned today: I now know what the J in Donald J Trump stand for.
Thought it was jerkface
The fact that, among other things, Trump clearly has significant vision problems doesn't get nearly enough attention by the press.
And all the criminals act surprised.
All those who took oath to Russia vote in favor of Putin and ignore all the TRUTH ! All those who took Oath in American on American Flag vote Yes ! to protect American Democracy and Constitution !
I laughed so hard when he made that reference to Carmen Sandiego!
oh the suffering....
I'm the victim here ..right (the Drumpf)
Colbert is a genius!
Stephen at his finest, methinks.
Not there. There!
i thought she was using a different pen for every name when I saw it on the news
That _the trial is ON like JhonsON, NixON, and ClintON_ it was fuckin' ingenious! 😅
"I was swept up in a trance"😂😂😂😂😂. That Cheetoe is so scared!!😱😨.
Steve is on fire!
“He got bars!”
Where’s Kellyanne? Where’s Miller? Where’s Vladimir? Where’s Kim? Where’s Duterte? Where’s Erodogan? Where’s Adolf? Where’s Stalin? Where’s Ho? Where’s Bolsonaro? Where’s Boris? Where’s Lindsey? Where’s my wall? I don’t see my wall out there! Where’s the KKK? Where’s the white nationalists? Where’s the Michigan militias? Where’s Roy Moore? Where’s Arpaio?
Your Reducto was showing during that aside.
Giuliani: What’s your favorite lie?
Impotus: I don’t lie.
Giuliani: Mine too!
Good one...
Perfect!
Brilliant
Love that one!!!
I guess we will find out if the GOP has a shred of dignity left.
We already did. They don't.
Sarah H We already know the answer.
They've already exposed themselves to what they are.
They don’t :)
Nefilum You said it!
If someone would just tell Trump that Obama can hold his breath for 10 whole minutes Trump wouldn't be president for much longer.
Ha ha i like
Conspiracat At least ten. Many people say it is many more than ten.
That is Manslaughter
Simple and Brilliant 😂😂
You're brilliant!
Thank goodness someone in the State Department had Yovanivitch’s back and “got her out on the next plane”. I wonder what they know but can’t prove yet?
The State Department told her to flee her post for a reason. There must be a shit-ton of incriminating evidence being held under a lid by 'someone' (e.g. Pompeo). But enough people know about it that it will blow wide open once they feel safe enough.
The DSS is an excellent organisation.
When you have a president who even in his convoluted mind, he’s even consider to whack one of the state department’s ambassador because she didn’t want to do an illegal act to forego an action benefiting trumps chances for the 2020 election.
We need access to that safe...
It’s a “witch hunt” huh?
Well we’ve found a lot of witches so far
Hahaha sure you have! You wouldn’t be talking out of your rear?
@@thomashooper9148 i know these libtard fools!! Since when is EVIDENCE considered something the. Courts use
@Dak Lamerbusch so he can enjoy his "many" friends,,er fiends,,,
@Didymus Mac Flynn is an innocent man who is now withdrawing his guilty plea because he's innocent.
Not even Holloween would have seen so many ghosts as the Republicans after elections this year! 💯
“Trump immediately cited his favorite source: many.” 😂
Don't forget his imaginary friend, "Jim". 🤣
@@FrankieJamesNews ...or his token black friend
@@Vagajammer You mean HIS African American.
And Jared, from subway?
Aye, Mr Many People, Mr They Say, Mr My Friend Jim.. All the voices in his head?
I swear just leave trump with Gordon Ramsay in a room alone he'll confess to everything, I've been watching kitchen nightmares too much
I'm firmly convinced if you just left Trump in a room with a tape recorder and a mirror you'd have a full confession in fifteen minutes.
Do you need an intervention?
@@danielgehring7437 u mean seconds
Trump: My tax returns are good, perhaps the best in history of tax returns
Ramsay: Your lies...are bland, dry, dreadful. Ghastly.
Nino would get a confession out of him, and he'd have the pictures to prove it.
I think Colbert’s staff _really_ enjoys mashing Mitch McConnel’s face with mythological creatures.
Mitchological creatures...
Their great inspiration is Moscow Mitch features himself 😀😀
Technically Cthulhu is a _literary_ creature...
Best phrase of 2020: "The Articles of Impeachment against Donald John Trump"
I'm still holding out for "The conviction and sentencing of Donald John Trump"...
...I guess one can dream.
@@JT-xj1pg Drumpf won't release it unless he gets to co-star in it.
@markmac I think we're more likely to see "disgraced president fakes heart attack."
Didn't know the j in donald j trump was john. Learned something new today.
The best phrase of 2021 will be "We executed the Russian Asset known as Donald J. Trump at 12:01 am..."
Sure sounds like they were planning to "take" Yovonovich out.
Matt Coombes that’s the reason she was on the first plane out of there without being told why. The fbi knew the president’s goons were gonna assassinate her.
Who hired Hyde? He's obviously a member of Murder, Inc.
It’s scary stuff and sure needs investigating now - & since the FBI has completed its 4th investigation into Clinton (clearing her again) they have time to do something real
Their being prosecuted and sentenced needs to set a clear and formidable example that trying to harm our ambassadors will bring long and painful regret.
And not for drinks.
I really want a journalist to ask him the names of the
1. Many
2. A lot of people
3. People
4. Some
That he keeps bringing out to validate his lies.
aShura everyone, everybody, IN HISTORY
This. How does he get away with this? Just ask ”I don’t think you’re correct, can you name some of them?”
And if he refuses, ask ”so we have to take your word on blind faith?”.
@markmac Don't forget John Baron, that reliable source who sounds "nothing" like Trumo.
There are too many to name, any one of them can tell you that!
And what exactly are they always "saying"?
Clearly he's suffered from running the dishwasher ten times, or having to flush the toilets forever!
Well, if Trump didn’t keep flushing his diapers down the toilet, he wouldn’t keep clogging it!
We know hes lieing about flushing the toilet because hes full of $#@.
Jim Yarbrough we know he’s full of himself.
To be fair, with his diet maybe he does need to flush 10 times?
and does anyone think he’s run a dishwasher in his life?
It wasn't pen after pen... she uses different colors to appeal to the man child president. That's the only way he will read it...oooh colorful
Yes. It was actually all the primary colours from a box of Crayola (an added bonus is she gets in a free Queer Pride message - nothing like a little side-shade for Pence).
@Susan Sullivan there's nothing homophobic about that guys comment.. Queer is not an offensive term. And if you've defending pence, then you are lost, ma'am..
@Susan Sullivan really, Susan? That was your take from that post? Have fun in upside-down land, then (also, "homophobic" probably doesn't need the qualifier "rude", but as Little Ms Prissy here is struggling with simple English comprehension, let alone jokes, I can probably let that slide...).
Also, Danny, I feel ya, but not a guy. But I don't really mind - and yeah, if a Pence-Defence is where that was going, then I'll just sashay on outta THIS thread. Girl's gotta have standards ;-)
I think that last line from Trump, "Ah to hell with it, I just have to suffer through it the way I have all my life" really reveals something about how he views the world and current events. I think he honestly believes, in his heart of hearts, that all this stuff will just blow over, that he's not gonna suffer any consequences for his behavior, just like he always hasn't. He thinks he just has to wait it out, to "suffer through it", and then everything will be fine.
There won't be any consequences and it will just blow over...
Do you really think, in your heart of hearts, that Republicans will look at the evidence and vote with their conscience?
He's so accomplished at suffering.
It's sad but probably true that he won't face many, if any consequences. We need to vote him out!
Ahh, isn't he just such a victim.
Like we've suffered his nastiness since the 2016 primary.
When Mitch read "Donald John Trump" that third time, I think I actually heard some sadness and choking up in his voice.
Isn't "John" a slang expression for the client of a prostitute? Ironic, no?
@@thePronto Spot0on, rather than ironic.
Michel Chartrand - nah, that was either just his breakfast, or the crow he is now being forced to eat.
I think we all heard...”how the hell I am going to cover this up?”
as per Randy Rainbow, we've found it's actually Donald Jessica Trump.
--Dave, the pink glasses are iconic
Poor trump, he's had to live with himself his entire life.
Considering how narcissistic he is, probably the best life he could've had o.O
He loves himself more then he loves anything... even KFC... so I think he’s ok with that... if he could marry himself, he probably would... and then he probably wouldn’t ever get divorced again because he’s his own best match... >,> most other people can’t stand him in more then small doses.
@Filhote de Atum ya you're probably right but he still loves himself more. Lol
I really can't imagine anyone who deserves it more.
@@cmdraftbrn - ... YIPES!
Outstanding monologue Stephen. You're a breath of fresh air after a full day of enduring all the madness going on in the world. Keep up the great comedy and entertainment you give us in each of your performances.
Gotta laugh, even if it's maniacal.
That's what you get when you get your news from late shows that are classified as comedy entertainment. LOL !😉 "TDS"
For as long as the GOP 's fascist regime allows comedians.
If Trump is tired of suffering, he can always resign 🤔
God no. He has helped us way to much. Lower taxes has really helped my family survive and plus keeping my job with a huge raise I just got.. thank God Hilary didn't get in and tax us another 20 percent.. when you grow up and work one day you will understand
At least Hillary knew how to read a teleprompter and go to a rally without screaming lightbulbs that make him look orange when even an Oompa Loompa would so it looks like a blind man gave him a spray tan
@@yourfavoritegames4971 OMG.. that's why you hate him ? You will love Sharia law.. and when Democrats get back in free speech will be gone and posting bad comments about political persons can give you a massive life penalty in all other countries
@@jrtortellini2540 I, too, got a huge raise, but Trump remains an imbecile. I've been around since Eisenhower. Trump is the worst president in my lifetime. So when you say things like 'He has helped us way too much', I have no idea what you mean by 'us'. You are the spokesperson for no one. So, you must be speaking about yourself in which case it isn't surprising that you would think, like Trump, that the nation and the world revolves around you and your situation. More people haven't benefited one iota than have. The truth is that he is running his campaign as 'promises made, promises kept' - and yet he virtually hasn't kept any of the promise he made as he campaigned. You might respond by asking me to cite the facts and I will be happy to. The list is long, factual, and could make you cry. Or you, yes, you, can always bask in the knowledge that you, yes, you somehow benefited from something Trump did so much that you have to keep reminding everyone just how lucky we all are that you, yes, you, are doing well.
@@hungfao I'm assuming your an Obama fan with sweat blood and tears.. what the hell did he do for this country in 8 years ? What ?
Trump doing a roll call is like he's checking for loyalty. Like he invited them all and he kept a list to see who showed up and who didn't. So awkward.
Yep. That buffoon can't help himself.
That's good, Trump will be ready for his roll calls a few times a day in jail. Nice practice in reverse hahaha
Honestly
This is so true. Checking for loyalty but also a threat like ‘we’re all going down if we don’t stick together’
Well, he expected loyalty from James Comey. How did that turn out?
Trump has a second source: Some.
He has People, Some and Many.
Also his senses work intermittently from each other, sometimes he sees, sometimes he hears, he even reads sometimes.
Have you heard about “A YUGE Number?” Them, too.
Body once told me
Forte Piano: www.neilcic.com/mouthsounds/ www.neilcic.com/mouthsilence/ www.neilcic.com/mouthmoods/
Not to mention "some very smart people." ;-P
Parnas has spilled the beans on "everyone in the loop." Where have we heard that before? Oh that's right, it was Sondland that said it too. But Parnas mentioned that BARR was also the team!
I think he will be easy for them to discount. Just think of the Kavanagh fiasco
I'm not saying it's necessarily wrong, only that Parnas has shit credibility
@@steve1978ger He wants to stay out of jail.
As I understand it the Democrats rushed impeachment so Parnas’ testimony didn’t get included. A show for the media is all. Am I wrong?
This sounds exactly like the Michael Cohen testimony....how many ppl gotta tell the truth
"Female fool"?
Yes because one of the best foreign ambassadors in American history, including 2 awards for her outstanding work..
Is a fool
[female] bc I guess Ukrainian has gendered nouns
they also called a military veteran with a purple heart a fake so
DISPOSE OF THE WOMAN
-- strange russian fox cartoon
Coming from the administration that put children in cages!
Ohh. Mr. Gunk, Gunk out.
She should have signed it with a sharpie, really...
😂😂😂😂😂
That would have been epic!
The "press secretary" Stephanie Grisham just tweeted about how outrageous it is that everyone who signed the articles of impeachment got a ceremonial pen, as is standard and traditional for big events. Trump's done the same. Furthermore, after the sharpiegate thing with the weather map during the hurricane, his website was selling customized markers for $15/pop.
She has too much self-respect for "the pen you can read from space" (or in Trump's case, "the scrawl you can identify with a drone headed for Iran")...
Mason Schwalm it’s so she can give away multiple pens used to sign the impeachment papers, it’s a pretty common practice for bills multiple people would want a souvenir from
Citing his favorite source: "Many"
So he’s citing Legion, for he is many.
@@Chunkboi Many demons crawling around inside him.
Queen Anne's Revenge they’ve been trying to get out and find a better host.
That's tremendous!
@@queenannesrevenge1437 Covefe f'tagn.
This is Stephen Colbert's finest work! Every single joke deserves an EMMY.
True, there was some extremely high-quality stuff in there... and lots of it!
You will hate yourself for saying that soon .th-cam.com/video/MRtEgdgj_XQ/w-d-xo.html
@@kalindatchev994 if it's anything but high quality laughter your probably being lied to. th-cam.com/video/MRtEgdgj_XQ/w-d-xo.html
yo, you straight gangsta yo! you spit rhymes?
My favorite monologue this year.