Giuliani Acted With Trump's "Knowledge And Consent" When Conspiring With Parnas In Ukraine

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  • The House Intelligence Committee released a trove of "ridiculously incriminating" evidence provided by Lev Parnas that points to Donald Trump's direct involvement in Rudy Giuliani's activities in Ukraine. #Monologue #Colbert #Comedy
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  • @patriceturnipseed9226
    @patriceturnipseed9226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    "Two words not usually associated with President Trump. Knowledge and consent". Brilliant. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @abdelhakkhalil7684
      @abdelhakkhalil7684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Absolutely! Trump made the late night shows' hosts! Colbert is really here because of Trump.

    • @JB-xl2jc
      @JB-xl2jc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Abdelhak Khalil Colbert was successful long before Trump and will be long after him

    • @abdelhakkhalil7684
      @abdelhakkhalil7684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@JB-xl2jc I agree, I should have clarified that. What I meant to say is Trump made Colbert more popular. In fact, just about 2 years ago, Colbert has become the number 1 host of the late night show.

    • @JB-xl2jc
      @JB-xl2jc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Abdelhak Khalil Ahhhh gotcha, that makes a lot more sense. I was a fan of Colbert since his Daily Show days and into the Report; but there’s no denying the current political idiocy has bumped his recognition and ratings!

    • @abdelhakkhalil7684
      @abdelhakkhalil7684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@JB-xl2jc And rightly so. Colbert was always good, but now he and his team are geniuses and the irony is that Trump uncovered that.

  • @ljosephdumas3113
    @ljosephdumas3113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    "I just have to suffer through it..." Most pathetic 'human' being, EVER.

    • @linkeffect82
      @linkeffect82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Pretty much, though the ones that work willingly and lie so candidly for him are pretty close to that top spot.

  • @Hi.Im.Chucky
    @Hi.Im.Chucky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Mitch sounded like he was about to cry .

    • @thePronto
      @thePronto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Because he saw himself on the monitors wearing that 40's gangster suit.

    • @vivigesso3756
      @vivigesso3756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Ghenghis Khan Turtles are physically unable to cry.

    • @Shylade
      @Shylade 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup.. his career is done and he knows it. It’s a bad situation to be in for him. Damned if you do damned if you don’t so might as well play dumb

    • @dmarie923
      @dmarie923 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vivigesso3756 underrated

  • @toadjiang7626
    @toadjiang7626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1481

    Trump: "I can shoot somebody at the senate impeachment trial and still won't get convicted."
    Moscow Mitch: "Yes you can, boss. Have fun!"
    Lindsey Graham: "You need my gun to do that, boss?"
    Rudy Giuliani: "Leave the corpse for me, boss, I haven't drunk human blood for days."
    Stephen Miller: "Did someone just say corpse?" [sounds of drooling]

    • @mikenoble91
      @mikenoble91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      Fox News: "Is shooting people even a crime, really?"

    • @fatlacesthedon
      @fatlacesthedon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Faux news: "I think it's disgusting that the democrats are more mad about the cannibalized person when the presidents shoulder is really hurting, that .38 had an awful lotta kickback, his ears just stopped ringing, I mean do the democrats even care about that!? Disgusting!"

    • @brickdebrick2167
      @brickdebrick2167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's enough!! Trump has done nothing wrong and you know it. He just sacrificed his lifestyle to save America and you just criticize him for no reason. Thanks to Trump, the American dream is back. He's a real hero. I thank God every day that he is our President and you should do the same.

    • @dragon8me2
      @dragon8me2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      A round for this man... this comment is as high as height goes. Now.. don't leave out any more monsters... we have perfect actors to star in the monster flicks. A merry monster flick time.

    • @cleverusername9369
      @cleverusername9369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Stephanie Grisham: appears on Fox, tweets a picture of the 2nd Amendment, and continues never giving a press briefing.

  • @stevepax2809
    @stevepax2809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    so guilty---any senator who votes innocent is an accomplice.

    • @sharonmullins1957
      @sharonmullins1957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Worse than that at this point; traitors.

    • @stoodmuffinpersonal3144
      @stoodmuffinpersonal3144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yup. Yeah. Yup.

    • @jbcoolestgamer9786
      @jbcoolestgamer9786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Trump 2020... sue me

    • @tonib.3016
      @tonib.3016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @DAVID GOERTZ you do realize that trump is allowed to submit exculpatory evidence right? Yet he hasn't produced even a single document,nor has he allowed a single witness like Pompeo,Bolton or Mulvaney to testify. Sure...let's hear from Hunter Biden tho,even tho that's just SO fucking stupid but whatever,I dont even GAF. If Dumpy had any evidence or witnesses he could produce to prove hes innocent,why hasn't he done that yet? Or do you always believe what pathological liars like Dump tell ya?

    • @brandoncrusen9160
      @brandoncrusen9160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @DAVID GOERTZ You do realize Trump admitted to impeachable conduct? This is not about second hand witnesses. It's pretty fucking clear.

  • @SilverLaBelle
    @SilverLaBelle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I feel like Colbert has DMed a lot of Dungeons and Dragons with that explanation. I was ready to get my dice and character sheet ready.

  • @reenakblas2307
    @reenakblas2307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Am off to DC. I have to watch the trial, LIVE. I have grandkids to tell the story. I have to be able to tell them I was there.🤣😂

    • @GaryandChristy2012
      @GaryandChristy2012 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Reena K Blas the trial will be a letdown lol

  • @openmind763
    @openmind763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Once impeached, always impeached and forever impeached.

  • @mixmastrkno1337
    @mixmastrkno1337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Haha.. Trump sounds like he's trying to reboot Romper Room.."I see David, and Johnny, and Billy, and Rudy..."

    • @kathyfranklund3787
      @kathyfranklund3787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      MixMastrKno1 Only a true Minnesotan wouldn’t understand romper room!

    • @jrtortellini2540
      @jrtortellini2540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can't wait till Democrats get back in and rid your filthy free speech.. you should be delt

    • @evanpatterson7098
      @evanpatterson7098 ปีที่แล้ว

      Except a retarded criminal version. 😂😂

  • @magicsantos2681
    @magicsantos2681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    One word for this administration ... jail! 👌👍😉

  • @estebanhombredeguerra6503
    @estebanhombredeguerra6503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Citing his favorite source: "many"
    Legendary!

    • @joed8694
      @joed8694 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, "many" refers to the FOX news team.

  • @raymondkymsuttle
    @raymondkymsuttle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Truly the best Colbert clip ever. The writers were on fire when they wrote this!

  • @armystitch4
    @armystitch4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Momma likes too. Nearly everyone in my family are conservative Republicans. Not since I was 12 & my grandma knocked over a whole shelf of glass knickknacks 5 secs after lecturing us to keep our hands in our pockets, have I felt such glee.

    • @Bevity
      @Bevity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      armystitch I felt that! Delicious!

    • @bravofanone9321
      @bravofanone9321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @redlady222
      @redlady222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Personally, I feel like jumping around in glee like the ‘Berries and Cream’ weirdo in the old Starburst commercials.

    • @als9006
      @als9006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That’s a crackin’ good story!

    • @FlorisGerber
      @FlorisGerber 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@donantonio5646 you call trump "granny"?

  • @VeganDefinition
    @VeganDefinition 4 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    This is how many times Stephen Colbert has roasted Trump
    👇🏾

    • @kathysmith6413
      @kathysmith6413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      whatever it is not enough

    • @JT-xj1pg
      @JT-xj1pg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You're so desperate for likes, that's sad

    • @ronjohnson21
      @ronjohnson21 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It never gets old!👌👍😆

    • @21972012145525
      @21972012145525 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      markmac 🤭

    • @cookies3780
      @cookies3780 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Multiplied by ten.

  • @jonesfactor9
    @jonesfactor9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    How can anyone deny this shit happened or call it fake?

  • @duquerendon3919
    @duquerendon3919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Brings a smile to my face watching Nancy Pelosi take such great pleasure in signing the articles of impeachment..
    Dear Mrs. Pelosi any chance of me getting one of those pens!
    Lmao!
    Inpeachadent Drumf
    2020
    : )

  • @frankrwalsh
    @frankrwalsh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Rudy looks like he looked into the Ark.

    • @JT-xj1pg
      @JT-xj1pg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So do you lol

    • @ninjabluefyre3815
      @ninjabluefyre3815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No that's Mitch McConnell, it was one of his alter egos.

    • @kaivickers166
      @kaivickers166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Frank Walsh - That makes me want to watch Indiana Jones again.

    • @kaivickers166
      @kaivickers166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      J T - I can’t tell if you’re defending Giuliani or are just being a dick.

    • @MrMome1612
      @MrMome1612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@JT-xj1pgBe Nice!

  • @misterflibble6601
    @misterflibble6601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    McCthulhu, very Lovecraftian. The Great Old Ones are pleased

    • @stormyr.3315
      @stormyr.3315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I like his version better than the actual process.

  • @KitKatToeBeans
    @KitKatToeBeans 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    tRump: “Many (of the voices in my head) believe..”

  • @garrettstitt5489
    @garrettstitt5489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Yep...he lost it. Trump is now “Miss Mary Anne - Romper Room”
    25TH!... ITS NOT TOO LATE! (Actually, it’s the perfect time)

    • @willgetbettereventually124
      @willgetbettereventually124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Noooooo. He’d get away with everything. I want him impeached AND imprisoned!

    • @garrettstitt5489
      @garrettstitt5489 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      sheila taylor Sheeeeet, like he’s not getting away with everything now?

  • @cheknfaks
    @cheknfaks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "He kept going..naming nobody in the room."

  • @virakchhang
    @virakchhang 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "We've got a great show tonight..."
    I mean.. I was just entertained for 14 minutes; you're telling me there's more?!

  • @elainedaprano9130
    @elainedaprano9130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Parnas' said Hyde was "never not drunk". (apparently accounting for his stooopid texts)

  • @iadorenewyork1
    @iadorenewyork1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is one of the best monologues! Zany at times, and very serious at others. Well researched, and well done?

  • @magicsantos2681
    @magicsantos2681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The best sentence of the year!: the impeachment of DJT! Sounds like music in my ear! 🎶🎵🎶 👌👍😉😄😄😄

    • @reveranttangent1771
      @reveranttangent1771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hopefully to be superseded by, "trump has been removed from office."

    • @magicsantos2681
      @magicsantos2681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@reveranttangent1771 😄😉👌👍

  • @Heavenzvoice
    @Heavenzvoice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The black lady carrying the actual articles goes to my church. CherylJohnson

  • @mlo3784
    @mlo3784 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "His favorite source - Many" *lol*

  • @JK-jl1bf
    @JK-jl1bf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You should send this over to the Senate, watch the GOP plug their ears and go "La, La, La - I don't hear anything, now can we vote to acquit the president please so we can go back to our jobs of being puppets and pleasing our Masters?"

  • @Ittybit2003
    @Ittybit2003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Those are all the people who knew about his crimes and his quid pro quo

  • @vdiitd
    @vdiitd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Not sure why I wasn't able to see the comments on this channel for past few days... but glad to see the comments again 😅😅

    • @ValerieJNorse
      @ValerieJNorse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me too! I missed everybody!

  • @craigsavarese8631
    @craigsavarese8631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Trump’s “many” = Nixon’s “silent majority”.

  • @kenek629
    @kenek629 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Stephen's delivery of "Money's on the dresser" is one of the many reasons why he will forever be one of the GOATs of late night tv

  • @pamplemoussejuice8427
    @pamplemoussejuice8427 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    With his knowing consent. Damn!

  • @Sterlin876
    @Sterlin876 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Instead of asking where people are, why not have assigned seating for these people at the front? Wouldn't that be logical?

  • @adrock4737
    @adrock4737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Public Service Announcement: I saw a "My Pillow" on display for customers to try at the store the other day. It felt like every other shitty weak pillow I've ever experienced.

    • @fl00d69
      @fl00d69 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Contoured memory foam, or death I say.

    • @WomenSense1
      @WomenSense1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm embarrassed to say that this pillow guy is from my home state of Minnesota! Slime ball!🤮😱

    • @deviantaffinity1626
      @deviantaffinity1626 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      But it could be YOUR shitty, weak pillow.

  • @Hollins23
    @Hollins23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    7:14 That's actually "no. 1 in it," that he said. In other words, he pissed all over it.

  • @jaybomb8371
    @jaybomb8371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Stephen!!! What have I told you about making me laugh when I have a mouthful of coffee??? Hmmm

  • @go-goakins1489
    @go-goakins1489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    All I can say is “ yay!” Hahahahaha🙌🤙

  • @vegantattoo7292
    @vegantattoo7292 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOVE YOU Stephen!!!

  • @drogon2988
    @drogon2988 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like all your videos with all your guests laughing and saying Trump would never be president. Those were hilarious. 😂😂😂

  • @wayneroyrutherford
    @wayneroyrutherford 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best one yet

  • @kazisaud
    @kazisaud 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wish all news broadcasters can be this fun

  • @Txepsiyu
    @Txepsiyu 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    They should have slapped the documents against their foreheads every few steps.

  • @crovax1375
    @crovax1375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I've never met a more oppressed person than trump*

  • @asherael
    @asherael 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'd sure love one of those pens that signed the articles (that's why she used so many pens if you don't get it)

  • @murraystewartj
    @murraystewartj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Trump: Where's Dave?
    Dave's not here, man.

    • @makesmefeellikeatalltree8250
      @makesmefeellikeatalltree8250 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      dating yourself. the kids aren't following.

    • @Markus_Andrew
      @Markus_Andrew 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm old too, I got it 😁

    • @davegoodwin1848
      @davegoodwin1848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm here...what did I miss???

    • @georgiajeff912
      @georgiajeff912 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@davegoodwin1848 excellent! 😂
      You didn't miss anything. 😊

    • @ValerieJNorse
      @ValerieJNorse 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@makesmefeellikeatalltree8250 -- I'm old and I don't get it.

  • @Sorrel555
    @Sorrel555 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Stephen once again, great punchline combos

  • @aishah4286
    @aishah4286 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mr. Colbert really makes me laugh

  • @UXGillespie
    @UXGillespie 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That picture with Roger Stone should be titled "A Portrait of Evil" or "Villains Rogues Gallery: Kingpin and The Penguin"

  • @MforMovesets
    @MforMovesets 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    So if he calls for you and you aren't there, you're fired?

  • @123breton
    @123breton 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude you are on fire🔥

  • @willyuhler3417
    @willyuhler3417 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm fucking dying laughing Mitchchtulu was epic!

  • @rebeccadraeger8251
    @rebeccadraeger8251 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sad to hear him looking for my representative. Smh

  • @GanarfGeorgie
    @GanarfGeorgie 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    12:22 "Where's Waldo?" My thoughts exactly!

  • @TheNinnyfee
    @TheNinnyfee 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Manny the Mammoth doesn't want to be dragged into Trump's tweets any longer.

  • @christopherroberson1506
    @christopherroberson1506 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cobert is in legendary territory #classic #monologue

  • @sherylF5610
    @sherylF5610 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Repubs will say that the handwritten notes were only written this past Monday.

  • @number1authority
    @number1authority 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The transfer of the articles… Oh, hello.

  • @djzoloft
    @djzoloft 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The "J" stands for Joker!

  • @maximilianb7722
    @maximilianb7722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What I learned today: I now know what the J in Donald J Trump stand for.
    Thought it was jerkface

  • @ericreese7792
    @ericreese7792 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The fact that, among other things, Trump clearly has significant vision problems doesn't get nearly enough attention by the press.

  • @nancyprevost704
    @nancyprevost704 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    And all the criminals act surprised.

  • @nomnom4687
    @nomnom4687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    All those who took oath to Russia vote in favor of Putin and ignore all the TRUTH ! All those who took Oath in American on American Flag vote Yes ! to protect American Democracy and Constitution !

  • @matthewhajjar-betters3703
    @matthewhajjar-betters3703 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I laughed so hard when he made that reference to Carmen Sandiego!

  • @LeNaSmileyStar
    @LeNaSmileyStar 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    oh the suffering....
    I'm the victim here ..right (the Drumpf)

  • @Kdogpiper
    @Kdogpiper 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Colbert is a genius!

  • @philcallil8517
    @philcallil8517 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Stephen at his finest, methinks.

  • @sharondaatlagniappe
    @sharondaatlagniappe 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Not there. There!

  • @ricky5369
    @ricky5369 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    i thought she was using a different pen for every name when I saw it on the news

  • @ThompterSHunson
    @ThompterSHunson 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That _the trial is ON like JhonsON, NixON, and ClintON_ it was fuckin' ingenious! 😅

  • @yokojacobson8494
    @yokojacobson8494 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I was swept up in a trance"😂😂😂😂😂. That Cheetoe is so scared!!😱😨.

  • @joeleustice
    @joeleustice 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Steve is on fire!

  • @eazybuxafew
    @eazybuxafew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “He got bars!”

  • @tommyt1971
    @tommyt1971 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Where’s Kellyanne? Where’s Miller? Where’s Vladimir? Where’s Kim? Where’s Duterte? Where’s Erodogan? Where’s Adolf? Where’s Stalin? Where’s Ho? Where’s Bolsonaro? Where’s Boris? Where’s Lindsey? Where’s my wall? I don’t see my wall out there! Where’s the KKK? Where’s the white nationalists? Where’s the Michigan militias? Where’s Roy Moore? Where’s Arpaio?

  • @LordMoku
    @LordMoku 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your Reducto was showing during that aside.

  • @ProctorsGamble
    @ProctorsGamble 4 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    Giuliani: What’s your favorite lie?
    Impotus: I don’t lie.
    Giuliani: Mine too!

  • @sawahtb
    @sawahtb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +731

    I guess we will find out if the GOP has a shred of dignity left.

    • @Nefilum
      @Nefilum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      We already did. They don't.

    • @sylviamorgan5
      @sylviamorgan5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Sarah H We already know the answer.

    • @jazziered142
      @jazziered142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      They've already exposed themselves to what they are.

    • @mbabaneamputee7725
      @mbabaneamputee7725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      They don’t :)

    • @mitchjones9342
      @mitchjones9342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Nefilum You said it!

  • @miskatonicalumni5612
    @miskatonicalumni5612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1361

    If someone would just tell Trump that Obama can hold his breath for 10 whole minutes Trump wouldn't be president for much longer.

    • @reganbigmuzzabaker1992
      @reganbigmuzzabaker1992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Ha ha i like

    • @Ncobb2334
      @Ncobb2334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Conspiracat At least ten. Many people say it is many more than ten.

    • @darkenergy3742
      @darkenergy3742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That is Manslaughter

    • @redlady222
      @redlady222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Simple and Brilliant 😂😂

    • @ittakesallkinds809
      @ittakesallkinds809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You're brilliant!

  • @thechumpsbeendumped.7797
    @thechumpsbeendumped.7797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Thank goodness someone in the State Department had Yovanivitch’s back and “got her out on the next plane”. I wonder what they know but can’t prove yet?

    • @thePronto
      @thePronto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      The State Department told her to flee her post for a reason. There must be a shit-ton of incriminating evidence being held under a lid by 'someone' (e.g. Pompeo). But enough people know about it that it will blow wide open once they feel safe enough.

    • @alexanderrussell7597
      @alexanderrussell7597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The DSS is an excellent organisation.
      When you have a president who even in his convoluted mind, he’s even consider to whack one of the state department’s ambassador because she didn’t want to do an illegal act to forego an action benefiting trumps chances for the 2020 election.

    • @johnabbot1585
      @johnabbot1585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We need access to that safe...

  • @BrainDeadIcon
    @BrainDeadIcon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    It’s a “witch hunt” huh?
    Well we’ve found a lot of witches so far

    • @thomashooper9148
      @thomashooper9148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hahaha sure you have! You wouldn’t be talking out of your rear?

    • @Madeupfakerobot
      @Madeupfakerobot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@thomashooper9148 i know these libtard fools!! Since when is EVIDENCE considered something the. Courts use

    • @niveknanorc7316
      @niveknanorc7316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Dak Lamerbusch so he can enjoy his "many" friends,,er fiends,,,

    • @bandiit420
      @bandiit420 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Didymus Mac Flynn is an innocent man who is now withdrawing his guilty plea because he's innocent.

    • @purplepill1799
      @purplepill1799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not even Holloween would have seen so many ghosts as the Republicans after elections this year! 💯

  • @depressionbeard9882
    @depressionbeard9882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    “Trump immediately cited his favorite source: many.” 😂

    • @FrankieJamesNews
      @FrankieJamesNews 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Don't forget his imaginary friend, "Jim". 🤣

    • @Vagajammer
      @Vagajammer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@FrankieJamesNews ...or his token black friend

    • @FrankieJamesNews
      @FrankieJamesNews 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Vagajammer You mean HIS African American.

    • @viksaggu9085
      @viksaggu9085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And Jared, from subway?

    • @kathleenhammett849
      @kathleenhammett849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Aye, Mr Many People, Mr They Say, Mr My Friend Jim.. All the voices in his head?

  • @sajadb_dev
    @sajadb_dev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +494

    I swear just leave trump with Gordon Ramsay in a room alone he'll confess to everything, I've been watching kitchen nightmares too much

    • @danielgehring7437
      @danielgehring7437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      I'm firmly convinced if you just left Trump in a room with a tape recorder and a mirror you'd have a full confession in fifteen minutes.

    • @mariposa9506
      @mariposa9506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Do you need an intervention?

    • @mc1412007
      @mc1412007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@danielgehring7437 u mean seconds

    • @rasmie8858
      @rasmie8858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Trump: My tax returns are good, perhaps the best in history of tax returns
      Ramsay: Your lies...are bland, dry, dreadful. Ghastly.

    • @zachschmidt
      @zachschmidt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nino would get a confession out of him, and he'd have the pictures to prove it.

  • @kylestubbs8867
    @kylestubbs8867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    I think Colbert’s staff _really_ enjoys mashing Mitch McConnel’s face with mythological creatures.

    • @sinistar99
      @sinistar99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Mitchological creatures...

    • @alexanderrussell7597
      @alexanderrussell7597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Their great inspiration is Moscow Mitch features himself 😀😀

    • @tuckerbowen4626
      @tuckerbowen4626 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Technically Cthulhu is a _literary_ creature...

  • @FrankieJamesNews
    @FrankieJamesNews 4 ปีที่แล้ว +787

    Best phrase of 2020: "The Articles of Impeachment against Donald John Trump"

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      I'm still holding out for "The conviction and sentencing of Donald John Trump"...
      ...I guess one can dream.

    • @Vagajammer
      @Vagajammer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@JT-xj1pg Drumpf won't release it unless he gets to co-star in it.

    • @Dakhoth
      @Dakhoth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @markmac I think we're more likely to see "disgraced president fakes heart attack."

    • @spacerivernews
      @spacerivernews 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Didn't know the j in donald j trump was john. Learned something new today.

    • @davidhollenshead4892
      @davidhollenshead4892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The best phrase of 2021 will be "We executed the Russian Asset known as Donald J. Trump at 12:01 am..."

  • @Matt-bg5wg
    @Matt-bg5wg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    Sure sounds like they were planning to "take" Yovonovich out.

    • @MrRyan-wu4jx
      @MrRyan-wu4jx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Matt Coombes that’s the reason she was on the first plane out of there without being told why. The fbi knew the president’s goons were gonna assassinate her.

    • @irenegewinner8193
      @irenegewinner8193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Who hired Hyde? He's obviously a member of Murder, Inc.

    • @mariag.8242
      @mariag.8242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It’s scary stuff and sure needs investigating now - & since the FBI has completed its 4th investigation into Clinton (clearing her again) they have time to do something real

    • @angelabluebird609
      @angelabluebird609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Their being prosecuted and sentenced needs to set a clear and formidable example that trying to harm our ambassadors will bring long and painful regret.

    • @con9tessa
      @con9tessa 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And not for drinks.

  • @myself047
    @myself047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    I really want a journalist to ask him the names of the
    1. Many
    2. A lot of people
    3. People
    4. Some
    That he keeps bringing out to validate his lies.

    • @maraplantrees4543
      @maraplantrees4543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      aShura everyone, everybody, IN HISTORY

    • @paulallen579
      @paulallen579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This. How does he get away with this? Just ask ”I don’t think you’re correct, can you name some of them?”
      And if he refuses, ask ”so we have to take your word on blind faith?”.

    • @simongiles9749
      @simongiles9749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @markmac Don't forget John Baron, that reliable source who sounds "nothing" like Trumo.

    • @Bevity
      @Bevity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There are too many to name, any one of them can tell you that!

    • @B_Bodziak
      @B_Bodziak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And what exactly are they always "saying"?

  • @MapleRhubarb
    @MapleRhubarb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    Clearly he's suffered from running the dishwasher ten times, or having to flush the toilets forever!

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Well, if Trump didn’t keep flushing his diapers down the toilet, he wouldn’t keep clogging it!

    • @jimyarbrough9935
      @jimyarbrough9935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      We know hes lieing about flushing the toilet because hes full of $#@.

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jim Yarbrough we know he’s full of himself.

    • @thechumpsbeendumped.7797
      @thechumpsbeendumped.7797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      To be fair, with his diet maybe he does need to flush 10 times?

    • @mariag.8242
      @mariag.8242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      and does anyone think he’s run a dishwasher in his life?

  • @rancisgamer
    @rancisgamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    It wasn't pen after pen... she uses different colors to appeal to the man child president. That's the only way he will read it...oooh colorful

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yes. It was actually all the primary colours from a box of Crayola (an added bonus is she gets in a free Queer Pride message - nothing like a little side-shade for Pence).

    • @dannythompson1948
      @dannythompson1948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Susan Sullivan there's nothing homophobic about that guys comment.. Queer is not an offensive term. And if you've defending pence, then you are lost, ma'am..

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Susan Sullivan really, Susan? That was your take from that post? Have fun in upside-down land, then (also, "homophobic" probably doesn't need the qualifier "rude", but as Little Ms Prissy here is struggling with simple English comprehension, let alone jokes, I can probably let that slide...).
      Also, Danny, I feel ya, but not a guy. But I don't really mind - and yeah, if a Pence-Defence is where that was going, then I'll just sashay on outta THIS thread. Girl's gotta have standards ;-)

  • @Izandaia
    @Izandaia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    I think that last line from Trump, "Ah to hell with it, I just have to suffer through it the way I have all my life" really reveals something about how he views the world and current events. I think he honestly believes, in his heart of hearts, that all this stuff will just blow over, that he's not gonna suffer any consequences for his behavior, just like he always hasn't. He thinks he just has to wait it out, to "suffer through it", and then everything will be fine.

    • @kruleworld
      @kruleworld 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      There won't be any consequences and it will just blow over...
      Do you really think, in your heart of hearts, that Republicans will look at the evidence and vote with their conscience?

    •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      He's so accomplished at suffering.

    • @adamdreke
      @adamdreke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      It's sad but probably true that he won't face many, if any consequences. We need to vote him out!

    • @B_Bodziak
      @B_Bodziak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Ahh, isn't he just such a victim.

    • @lexyswope
      @lexyswope 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Like we've suffered his nastiness since the 2016 primary.

  • @michelchartrand3719
    @michelchartrand3719 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    When Mitch read "Donald John Trump" that third time, I think I actually heard some sadness and choking up in his voice.

    • @thePronto
      @thePronto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Isn't "John" a slang expression for the client of a prostitute? Ironic, no?

    • @marshwetland3808
      @marshwetland3808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@thePronto Spot0on, rather than ironic.

    • @judioregan4210
      @judioregan4210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Michel Chartrand - nah, that was either just his breakfast, or the crow he is now being forced to eat.

    • @andrewmontenegroe3296
      @andrewmontenegroe3296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think we all heard...”how the hell I am going to cover this up?”

    • @daviddelaney2407
      @daviddelaney2407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      as per Randy Rainbow, we've found it's actually Donald Jessica Trump.
      --Dave, the pink glasses are iconic

  • @georgelayton6641
    @georgelayton6641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1136

    Poor trump, he's had to live with himself his entire life.

    • @wizardtim8573
      @wizardtim8573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Considering how narcissistic he is, probably the best life he could've had o.O

    • @ChaoticAngelKitten
      @ChaoticAngelKitten 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      He loves himself more then he loves anything... even KFC... so I think he’s ok with that... if he could marry himself, he probably would... and then he probably wouldn’t ever get divorced again because he’s his own best match... >,> most other people can’t stand him in more then small doses.

    • @ChaoticAngelKitten
      @ChaoticAngelKitten 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Filhote de Atum ya you're probably right but he still loves himself more. Lol

    • @loinnirwhitby6689
      @loinnirwhitby6689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I really can't imagine anyone who deserves it more.

    • @tracer740
      @tracer740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cmdraftbrn - ... YIPES!

  • @JamesFilbird
    @JamesFilbird 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    Outstanding monologue Stephen. You're a breath of fresh air after a full day of enduring all the madness going on in the world. Keep up the great comedy and entertainment you give us in each of your performances.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gotta laugh, even if it's maniacal.

    • @bubbles3161
      @bubbles3161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's what you get when you get your news from late shows that are classified as comedy entertainment. LOL !😉 "TDS"

    • @roni6215
      @roni6215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      For as long as the GOP 's fascist regime allows comedians.

  • @dafttool
    @dafttool 4 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    If Trump is tired of suffering, he can always resign 🤔

    • @jrtortellini2540
      @jrtortellini2540 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      God no. He has helped us way to much. Lower taxes has really helped my family survive and plus keeping my job with a huge raise I just got.. thank God Hilary didn't get in and tax us another 20 percent.. when you grow up and work one day you will understand

    • @yourfavoritegames4971
      @yourfavoritegames4971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      At least Hillary knew how to read a teleprompter and go to a rally without screaming lightbulbs that make him look orange when even an Oompa Loompa would so it looks like a blind man gave him a spray tan

    • @jrtortellini2540
      @jrtortellini2540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@yourfavoritegames4971 OMG.. that's why you hate him ? You will love Sharia law.. and when Democrats get back in free speech will be gone and posting bad comments about political persons can give you a massive life penalty in all other countries

    • @hungfao
      @hungfao 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@jrtortellini2540 I, too, got a huge raise, but Trump remains an imbecile. I've been around since Eisenhower. Trump is the worst president in my lifetime. So when you say things like 'He has helped us way too much', I have no idea what you mean by 'us'. You are the spokesperson for no one. So, you must be speaking about yourself in which case it isn't surprising that you would think, like Trump, that the nation and the world revolves around you and your situation. More people haven't benefited one iota than have. The truth is that he is running his campaign as 'promises made, promises kept' - and yet he virtually hasn't kept any of the promise he made as he campaigned. You might respond by asking me to cite the facts and I will be happy to. The list is long, factual, and could make you cry. Or you, yes, you, can always bask in the knowledge that you, yes, you somehow benefited from something Trump did so much that you have to keep reminding everyone just how lucky we all are that you, yes, you, are doing well.

    • @jrtortellini2540
      @jrtortellini2540 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hungfao I'm assuming your an Obama fan with sweat blood and tears.. what the hell did he do for this country in 8 years ? What ?

  • @scottmorgan8333
    @scottmorgan8333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    Trump doing a roll call is like he's checking for loyalty. Like he invited them all and he kept a list to see who showed up and who didn't. So awkward.

    • @Jillians1025
      @Jillians1025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yep. That buffoon can't help himself.

    • @ellamone9998
      @ellamone9998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That's good, Trump will be ready for his roll calls a few times a day in jail. Nice practice in reverse hahaha

    • @hlcepeda
      @hlcepeda 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Honestly

    • @stuartjamesgemmell
      @stuartjamesgemmell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This is so true. Checking for loyalty but also a threat like ‘we’re all going down if we don’t stick together’

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well, he expected loyalty from James Comey. How did that turn out?

  • @TheSuzberry
    @TheSuzberry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    Trump has a second source: Some.

    • @Games_and_Music
      @Games_and_Music 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He has People, Some and Many.
      Also his senses work intermittently from each other, sometimes he sees, sometimes he hears, he even reads sometimes.

    • @merylbonderow5993
      @merylbonderow5993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Have you heard about “A YUGE Number?” Them, too.

    • @fortepiano4491
      @fortepiano4491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Body once told me

    • @sdfkjgh
      @sdfkjgh 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Forte Piano: www.neilcic.com/mouthsounds/ www.neilcic.com/mouthsilence/ www.neilcic.com/mouthmoods/

    • @tomaf
      @tomaf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not to mention "some very smart people." ;-P

  • @Annie-zd6rn
    @Annie-zd6rn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    Parnas has spilled the beans on "everyone in the loop." Where have we heard that before? Oh that's right, it was Sondland that said it too. But Parnas mentioned that BARR was also the team!

    • @suebarrow5973
      @suebarrow5973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think he will be easy for them to discount. Just think of the Kavanagh fiasco

    • @steve1978ger
      @steve1978ger 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm not saying it's necessarily wrong, only that Parnas has shit credibility

    • @mrdfac
      @mrdfac 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@steve1978ger He wants to stay out of jail.

    • @riheg
      @riheg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As I understand it the Democrats rushed impeachment so Parnas’ testimony didn’t get included. A show for the media is all. Am I wrong?

    • @MyPhone-wq8xo
      @MyPhone-wq8xo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This sounds exactly like the Michael Cohen testimony....how many ppl gotta tell the truth

  • @tonygunk1886
    @tonygunk1886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    "Female fool"?
    Yes because one of the best foreign ambassadors in American history, including 2 awards for her outstanding work..
    Is a fool

    • @Anankin12
      @Anankin12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      [female] bc I guess Ukrainian has gendered nouns

    • @nadyanathania3847
      @nadyanathania3847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      they also called a military veteran with a purple heart a fake so

    • @Liliputian07
      @Liliputian07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DISPOSE OF THE WOMAN
      -- strange russian fox cartoon

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Coming from the administration that put children in cages!

    • @stevenjordal8427
      @stevenjordal8427 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ohh. Mr. Gunk, Gunk out.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    She should have signed it with a sharpie, really...

    • @joanbowden7634
      @joanbowden7634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @FrankieJamesNews
      @FrankieJamesNews 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That would have been epic!

    • @cleverusername9369
      @cleverusername9369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The "press secretary" Stephanie Grisham just tweeted about how outrageous it is that everyone who signed the articles of impeachment got a ceremonial pen, as is standard and traditional for big events. Trump's done the same. Furthermore, after the sharpiegate thing with the weather map during the hurricane, his website was selling customized markers for $15/pop.

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      She has too much self-respect for "the pen you can read from space" (or in Trump's case, "the scrawl you can identify with a drone headed for Iran")...

    • @b3z3jm3nny
      @b3z3jm3nny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mason Schwalm it’s so she can give away multiple pens used to sign the impeachment papers, it’s a pretty common practice for bills multiple people would want a souvenir from

  • @MikeIdy6000
    @MikeIdy6000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Citing his favorite source: "Many"

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      So he’s citing Legion, for he is many.

    • @queenannesrevenge1437
      @queenannesrevenge1437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Chunkboi Many demons crawling around inside him.

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Queen Anne's Revenge they’ve been trying to get out and find a better host.

    • @windbreaker57
      @windbreaker57 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's tremendous!

    • @WhiteFangofWar
      @WhiteFangofWar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@queenannesrevenge1437 Covefe f'tagn.

  • @Kmaxbature
    @Kmaxbature 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    This is Stephen Colbert's finest work! Every single joke deserves an EMMY.

    • @kalindatchev994
      @kalindatchev994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      True, there was some extremely high-quality stuff in there... and lots of it!

    • @rachaelsman2
      @rachaelsman2 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You will hate yourself for saying that soon .th-cam.com/video/MRtEgdgj_XQ/w-d-xo.html

    • @rachaelsman2
      @rachaelsman2 4 ปีที่แล้ว

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    • @vwa9832
      @vwa9832 4 ปีที่แล้ว

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    • @lisabradley35
      @lisabradley35 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My favorite monologue this year.