I loved the slow deterioration from "this buzzfeed quiz is so bizarre it can't possibly tell us apart" to "wait you're wearing shorts and a red hat holy crap"
the keto diet guy is a genius, the perfect amount of real recipes mixed with a little bit of concerning ones make me think I'm actually going insane I cant tell what's going on
watching internet nowadays feels like archeologist finding a strange skeleton and thinking - was those bones just all mixed up or WAS THERE FLYING MONKEY WITH 8 FINGERS...?
Halfway through the video I comepletly forgot how it started. It's like having a conversation with your friend about Star Wars that an hour later ends up being a hot debate about why Skippy peanut butter is better than Jif.
Drew, I'm Mexican, and yes, when we send avocados to the US we carve small balls out of wood, so unskilled Americans cut their hands when they try to remove it.
Yep, that's the only way to possibly tell them apart since they look so impossibly similar. I feel bad for colour blind people cause I'm sure they haven't even realise they are totally two different people
The wooden ball in Avocados aren’t actually there to piss you off. They’re actually tracking things to make sure each avocado gets to its predestined place.
8:10 - not only does he do that, he fake laughs every time he says it. That air stutter laugh that content creators can't seem to stop doing is slowly killing us all.
This is funny to me because my house is filled with these little wooden scented balls that we put in cupboards and I just imagined them as byproducts of my sister's obsession with avocados
That's what someone else said, but I figured Christmas Tree was for Danny who has his Christmas Little Nutcracker Guy. And Ocean Wave was for Drew who lives in Florida near the ocean and stuff.
@Mystery Girl wait aren’t you the same person who was like obsessively yelling at people who were forgiving drew in a reupload of the apology he posted on Twitter? Why are you even watching this if you don’t like him? I’m usually not one to say this but seriously, get a life.
Hey, just wanted to continue passing along the message that Drew and Danny really would like people to stop making the 'we're the same person' joke. It's okay if you didn't know :)
It's the 180 rule, in filmmaking you're supposed to make sure characters are facing each other when switching between shots like that during a conversation. Drew is pretty much facing the same direction the whole time, but Danny is turning back and forth and I think that makes it disorienting to watch LOL
As soon as you mentioned Aaron Carter my mind immediately went "You done messed up, AA-Ron!" And then you played the Key and Peele clip 5 seconds later. This made me happier than it should have.
i read this title as ‘youtube beatboxing’ for some reason and now i’m wondering how entertaining it would be to see a beatboxing battle between nikocado avocado and 5 minute crafts
@ASB OooOoooh "African-American Vernacular English, also referred to as Black English, Black English Vernacular, or occasionally Ebonics, is the variety of English natively spoken, particularly in urban communities, by most working- and middle-class African Americans and Black Canadians." So scaaaary
Unrelated to the video, but I think my kitten may be in love with Drew? She only ever wants to watch these videos and she stares longingly at the screen like he's offering her fancy cat treats.
The first time I tried LaCroix I thought it was like Sprite or something and I was watching a house and that’s literally all they had to drink, and when I drank it I think I was so disappointed I actually almost cried.
Buzzfeed: "We celebrate differences and uniqueness... be urself :)" Also Buzzfeed: "You literally cannot be anyone else but these 2 straight white men."
Interesting that the Keto guy has all these nicknames to shorten words like “blueberries” but then doesn’t shorten something like “no sugar whipped cream” to “nosugwhipcrem”
I have a theory; the Danny Gonzales and Drew Gooden Buzzfeed quiz was made by GirlNextDoor. I think that this is the same girl next door from the fanfiction, Jackie, and Jackie was a self-insert character for the author of the fanfiction, THEREFOR the author of the DrewxDanny fanfiction made the Buzzfeed quiz as well.
I’m glad I’m not the only one that gets endlessly recommended that Keto guy. The amount of straight cheese and butter he consumes is fucking insane. It is not bussin’.
It's dirty keto and bad for you. Keto is easy if you don't try to get into ketosis. Lol And it seems he's been doing this way too long. Keto should be a short thing to get you on track.
@@NAME-yg8sl it’s healthy if you do it right and make sure you take the vitamins you might lack when you cut out certain foods, you need to make sure everything is well rounded, I did keto for a while but seeing that guy eat mayo with butter was definitely off-putting, I would make low-carb bread w almond flour as a flour substitute and other ways to still have the feeling of consuming carbs without feeling bad abt it, it’s definitely hard work but it helps if you really wanna lose weight :) sorry this was kinda long!
Hearing Drew talk bad about himself (joking or not) physically hurts me. He's literally so attractive in many ways. Makes me sad when beautiful people don't see how beautiful they are. Not talking just physical beauty either.
yeah, i was absolutely heartbroken when drew said he wore sweatshirts in summer because he hates his body. as someone who has also been shamed for being too skinny, it brings back some not so fond memories. i hope drew loves his body now and doesn’t feel ashamed to be thin. i’ve seen so many mean comments about his body and it’s just cruel :(
Same honestly but it’s super relatable. Most people would consider me objectively attractive and yet I’m mad insecure abt my body. But also I’ve been watching drew since vine and I always thought he was super hot. But maybe it’s also bc he has the exact same dry humor I do and he has pretty eyes and a nice skin tone. And he’s tall. Anyway when I was more unhinged in my youth I would lowkey thirst over him. Also his eyebrows suit his face well and that’s like an underrated feature.
Pro tip: Instagram has a “Not interested” button, long press on whatever it is you don’t like I’ve done that so much it starts giving me literally anything because it’s out of ideas
I watched peaky blinders and Brooklyn99 on netflix a couple of weeks ago now the whole thing is about them for some reason. I loved the shows but that doesn't mean I wanna see 100 posts about them everyday smh.
Instagram won’t even let me report comments that are ACTUALLY harmful (as in the button is literally blank), so I know they wouldn’t stop showing me things I don’t care about sadly
@@chapystick_ oh I have, I still get the same content that i reported just from a different account. Insta really just doesn’t want me to use the app anymore because I’m being serious they legit blocked out the report button for me like it’s LITERALLY blank haha
"A whole bunch of people wearing colorful outfits hugging each other as hard as they can" by far the best description of football I've heard till this day.
Pretty sure the “for entertainment only” sign on the poster is to say that it’s unsanctioned, so they won’t have an official win-lose boxing record based on the results of the fight.
14:48 I came to this video because I just started rewatching the pitbull colab video on Danny's channel and I saw one of the top comments was about what each of your guys' hair was like and Danny's was "🌊" and Drew's was "🌲" and that immediately reminded me of this goddamn video and this god foresaken question because I'm pretty gosh darn sure that this question is a reference to that
I definetly is. I watched the Video you said literally yesterday and seeing this Video now I knew IMMEDIATLY that it was a refernce lmao Kurtis would be 🍜 lmfao if he wouldve been integrated in the quiz
I feel like that Keto diet guy's OnlyFans page isn't as bussin' as he thought it would be so he leaned HARD into this instagram page. Every so often he'll remember that he makes this stupid page and put a sarcastic one in just to fuck with the keto people bc he hates this diet but he has dug himself into this hole and he hates it. And he can no longer just contain his rage for Keto, bussin', and Instagram.
Tbh if it were me I'd also throw in some bullshit recipes just to fw people. Nothing is funnier than people being thrown for a loop over something so innocent and mild. It's like an acceptable prank.
Drew please do more videos like these. I like how fast paced they are and how you got a new fresh topic to talk about every 5 mins or so. You never get bored
Drew you’re wrong. The algorithm for the TH-cam shorts is even worse. At least Instagram shows u new/different accounts, TH-cam shorts will just switch off from like 3 different accounts
i think the question between the chrismas tree and waves was related to a comment i saw years ago saying: drew’s hair🎄 danny’s hair🌊 so buzzfeed just copied that comment
As a guy who lives in Nashville and was born in Chicago, and is also a country boy, Danny's look here really caught me off guard, and now I'm scared that Danny's calling me out in a 2 year old video.
What the hell is the pinned comment
Bruh
No idea
Idk
Yours is
You lucky bastard
every time that guy said bussin it physically hurt me
Jarvis
jarvis
Jarvis
hey jarvis!
Jarvis
Also first furry
Austin only won because the convenient location of his home gym allowed him to train more than Bryce, who had to walk all the way downstairs
Lmao
Haha had me in the first half
You’re an OG
This is the best comment I've ever seen
Such a good callback
I loved the slow deterioration from "this buzzfeed quiz is so bizarre it can't possibly tell us apart" to "wait you're wearing shorts and a red hat holy crap"
it’s been 2 years. we’re just about due for another one of these, drew
thank you yes exactly
That’s what I was thinking
Only a few months left
Yes
Honestly I’m trying to think where last year went. I must have been really busy and tired bc I thought this was last year! lol!
i genuinely want to thank that guy for ruining the word bussin
Lmao
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
I learned about it yesterday and its already gone
@@void_855 this. This here. This is exactly what the internet is.
Yoooo John! I used to love your videos when I was younger and really into skating hope you’re doing good bro
“And I’m a country boy” This is kurtis conner erasure
😂
Kurtistowwnnnnnn
Yee yee
You fool. He’s a country boy because he’s from Kurtistown
...that is Kurtis
“YOU KNOW WHATS REALLY BUSSIN?” “EGGS”
No no no, the only thing that really truly be bussin is a public or school bus.
@heheh stfu and get out
This decimated me on impact
Nasty 😏😂😂
The keto dude’s voice waver makes it sound like he’s a few seconds away from bursting into tears which is. So funny. Oh my god.
He is, he's had one too many sticks of butter 😔
Or maybe seconds away from a different kind of bursting
Bussin into tears
@@shpup The enthusiasm of the bus Tears
the keto diet guy is a genius, the perfect amount of real recipes mixed with a little bit of concerning ones make me think I'm actually going insane I cant tell what's going on
watching internet nowadays feels like archeologist finding a strange skeleton and thinking - was those bones just all mixed up or WAS THERE FLYING MONKEY WITH 8 FINGERS...?
This is so bussin
beans
For real we keep going back bc we need to figure out the truth 🙆♂️ Butter + mayo = iconic or just silly. The thought of it makes me gag lmao
Just a little bit of questioning reality, as a treat.
"cus you're not a country boy"
"Yeah no I'm a... little bitch"
Drew throws things suddenly that really crack me up
"In this world you're either a country boy or a little bitch" -Socrates
yesss that one is one of my favorite drew lines lmao
yeah!!! it was so funny
11:12 For myself, I love this sentence so much (also this is my fifth rewatch of this vid lmao)
@get out im taking a shid smh I know, I'm not a good little stinker 😔
Halfway through the video I comepletly forgot how it started. It's like having a conversation with your friend about Star Wars that an hour later ends up being a hot debate about why Skippy peanut butter is better than Jif.
hello fellow star wars and drew gooden fan :)
Its not. Jif is better.
Wait.... Now I don't know how the video started.
HOW DID THE VIDEO START?!
@@abigailchristenson388 This. I eat several spoonfuls of peanut butter a day and Jif is always the way to go.
@@abigailchristenson388 This. I eat several spoonfuls of peanut butter a day and Jif is always the way to go.
Drew, I'm Mexican, and yes, when we send avocados to the US we carve small balls out of wood, so unskilled Americans cut their hands when they try to remove it.
It's what they deserve
Serves them right for taking Texas and California from your country.
why do u put it there tho?
@@anamquazi7181 I just said why
Jokes on you, I love balls.
Bussing guy sounds like he's being held at gunpoint
bro I had the exact same thought
Bro they got a big gun its straight bussin hahahaa
Yeqh, he sounds like he's about to cry... But I would cry too if I had to eat butter and mayonnaise as a snack and pretend it wasn't disgusting
The look on his face, the quivering voice... Bro say "bussin" if you're in danger
The look on his face, the quivering voice... Bro say "bussin" if you're in danger
i love how his voice shakes like- “oOoOoOoOo this is bUsSiN” he knows it’s gross
Hahaha.... maybe he's eating it for views😂
@@florencembah2626 if he is it’s clearly working
He's trying to be like You Suck at Cooking but isn't committed enough to make it actually funny
i’m going to kms
@@FowlerAskew u ok?
plot twist: the quiz is just an elaborate plan to make us believe that they're two different people
Dont fall victim to the propaganda ✋
yeah it was a good try but i don’t believe him
Danny just likes lacroix AND milkshakes he's still one person
I love your pfp
I was just about to say those are both the same person 🤦♀️. Buzzfeed doesn’t know what they are talking about.
The way to tell Drew and Danny apart is by their skin's undertones: Drew is cool and Danny is warm.
Yep, that's the only way to possibly tell them apart since they look so impossibly similar. I feel bad for colour blind people cause I'm sure they haven't even realise they are totally two different people
Actually Danny’s eyes are baby blue and Drew’s eyes are a different shade of baby blue
@@adrenalineactivate I am not color blind, but still thought they were the same guy when I was clicking on the next recommended youtube video 😂
Danny is lightly toasted
Not gonna lie I fucking cackled when they showed they had shorts and the caps and jeans on
LMAO FR
Same
LITERALLY SAME-
and black shirts
The wooden ball in Avocados aren’t actually there to piss you off. They’re actually tracking things to make sure each avocado gets to its predestined place.
checks out
Wow that's awesome. Technology really is making great strides
Oh I thought it was just to hide the cocaine I ordered
I love this comment
Can't argue with facts
Why does the keto guy’s voice like QUAVER when he says “bussin’”? Like, why is he afraid?
His accent is so weird
he knows he's doing something wrong
He's sensing that he's a white man who knows he shouldn't use AAVE because he has no idea how to use the language.
@@sseraphim2818 they always sound like this 😭😭
because someone is behind the camera with a gun, forcing him to eat butter with mayo
8:10 - not only does he do that, he fake laughs every time he says it. That air stutter laugh that content creators can't seem to stop doing is slowly killing us all.
Something about it makes it sound like he's slowly losing his sanity
@@cateatpasta5990 Yeah.
All in all, he looks and sounds like a Youth Pastor who's lost all sense of reality.
bu'ssin
He honestly makes me wish that Thanos was real
this comment baited me into saying "bu-u-ussin" over and over cuz i was like wtf is he even doing
im not one to judge people's food preferences but eating a stick of butter is where I draw the line
*butter with mayo
Deep fried butter is considered a carnival snack in the south.
Lines have been drawn.
@@cuddleslikespie im in the south and the only time ive seen fried butter was in a satirical ad, thank goodness
Haha yeah… I’ve totally never done that…
Heartburn check
they should've made kurtis take this quiz, now I'm curious if he's a drew or a danny
^^
this.
This must be pinned
Suddenly he got "kurtis"
Silly boy, he’s a Kurtis
drew talking about dance gavin dance is something i didn't know i wanted
paused the video to look for this comment and found my favourite professional lets player. DGD slaps
Drew likes a lot of the things I like. It's weird
I haven’t watched yet and now I’m excited
*needed
@heheh I'm reporting all your comments that I see as spam
I don't know why but the way drew says "what the FUCK" at 10:18 is my favorite part of this video
Literally my thoughts omg. I rewatched that part so many times lmao
And that was completely on the spot too. Pretty impressive how deceptively funny he can be
When he dipped a piece of butter in mayo, I physically gagged.
That was so
B U S S I N
I mentally gagged
Doesn't really sound that bad to me, but it sure as hell isn't healthy
I legitimately turned away from the screen when he started putting it in his mouth.
@@rhubarbdude3347 Seriously man, that whole plate's like over 1000 calories of mostly saturated fat.
drew just looks like a youtuber. like he could not physically work as any other profession.
idk maybe something in IT
I could see him as a Wisconsin Popeye’s employee. Just so sassy and mean.
@@swallowme535 what happened at a Popeyes in Wisconsin
@@swallowme535 the thing is we love the Popeyes in Wisconsin
Same
Why are they joking about Drew’s house being a winter wonderland when Danny literally has a huge nutcracker in his background
What the fuck he does. He doooooooes!
obviously little nutcracker guy is a souvenir he got from Drew's house's gift shop
Well of course, they are after all, the same person 😌✨
THIS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They’re not joking, they live in the same house. Danny is just photoshopping himself to make Drew! They’re the same person!
Danny and Drew debating who is the Christmas emoji while Danny literally has a nutcracker behind him.
Um, Drew? The wooden ball in the avocado isn’t to piss us off, it’s the prize for eating an avocado.
This is funny to me because my house is filled with these little wooden scented balls that we put in cupboards and I just imagined them as byproducts of my sister's obsession with avocados
nature’s version of the toy in a happy meal
Kinder joy egg
*danny
forbidden kinder egg
No, no, the emojis mean
🎄 = Drew’s Hair
🌊 = Danny’s Hair
LMFOAOAOAOAO STOPP the reply too 😭😭
SOMEONE GETS IT
@@Ghost_Token did you write the quiz?
@@gingercube688 yes
Stop please
calling avocado pit a little wooden ball is like the funniest shit ive ever heard. wish that dude wasnt the one who had said it
He didn’t make it up. Somebody tweeted years ago about wishing that he’d get a different toy in his avocado but no, it’s another wooden ball
wait its not a wooden ball? /gen
@@cinnabonbon well, it’s a ball of hard plant matter. But wood has a certain structure and the pit is a seed, not wood
zach stone said it first i believe
@@linneascameraroll zach stone?? more like zach little wooden ball
it made me laugh so hard when danny and drew couldn’t figure out that the emojis at the end of the quiz were meant to represent their hairstyles
THAT'S WHAT IT WAS?
That's what someone else said, but I figured Christmas Tree was for Danny who has his Christmas Little Nutcracker Guy. And Ocean Wave was for Drew who lives in Florida near the ocean and stuff.
him calling the pit a wooden ball was so unnecessarily funny
I liked this comment a while ago without realising that it’s your channel- this is so cool!
well thats what it is isn't it
@@koiifshbruh…come on. it’s a seed
@@timgimmy609 i was joking
@@koiifsh you’re not allowed to joke on the internet
drew’s casual sexual jokes with his deadpan tone is top tier comedy mixed with danny’s more dramatized joke style mwah chefs kiss
sorry a bit of an annoying comment but whose the artist in your pfp?
@Mystery Girl It's the best
@Mystery Girl 🔴HATER ALERT🔴
@Mystery Girl why your pic an even ugliness version of yan chan tho
@Mystery Girl wait aren’t you the same person who was like obsessively yelling at people who were forgiving drew in a reupload of the apology he posted on Twitter? Why are you even watching this if you don’t like him? I’m usually not one to say this but seriously, get a life.
Drew's videos are the kind of videos that feel like they're only 5 minutes long
I always click on his new updates so excitedly, also knowing I won’t be satiated afterwards
I need a life long length video.
The combination of Drew and Danny is straight bussin'
i cannot stop thinking about the fact that guy is voluntarily eating sticks of butter with mayo-
That sounds like something you'd feed a prisoner to get info
His liver is probably not happy right now
I can't stop thinking about it. I get sick every time I watch it, but still are amazed that someone would be able to do that.
yeah like even if it's satire he still DID That
bussin
When they revealed they were wearing jeans and shorts respectively I fucking died
same lol
it's interesting that this has 1k likes but no replies
Every time he says 'bussin' it sounds like he's about to cry
It’s also making me want to cry…..
@@bEoNslenDeralert Same
@@bEoNslenDeralert of cringe
Between MCR, Shrek, and DGD, Danny sure has some great taste in music
He mentioned Hail The Sun in another video too.
Hey, just wanted to continue passing along the message that Drew and Danny really would like people to stop making the 'we're the same person' joke. It's okay if you didn't know :)
@@Tonjit41 he also mentioned la dispute in one
@@jasminefaye2160when did they say this /gq
@@loveinstars dw! Yes, Drew said this on Cody Ko's podcast (I can't remember the name off the top of my head, sorry)
funny how buzzfeed believes that danny and drew are different human beings when we all know they aren't.
the quiz was actually a ploy made by them to trick us all into thinking there’s differences between them
@@midnighttamriel That would explain the pants and hat questions
Drew is hot weather danny and danny is cold weather drew
@heheh are you going to post this video under every comment now?
The only fight I’d pay for is Drew vs Danny with Kurtis as the commenter
i almost came reading that sorry
Sounds really interesting
But how ?
I would die happy
How’s he going to fight himself? 🤔
That literally happened in their tour lmao
Everyone: Drew and Danny are the same people
Buzzfeed: THEY ARE NOT THE SAME PEOPLE ONE OF THEM WEARS SHORTS
@Cheap good quality ma’am💀🤚🏾
@Cheap good quality Ok
Cuz one of em have different shade of baby blue
Never heard Drew being funny so calmly and roasting people so calmly
It was truly amazing 😂
I can’t believe iCarly predicted the whole internet celebrity boxing thing.
I feel like the stupid internet ppl saw iCarly and were like “that is how i will live my life. Thank u for that life plan”
he he 420th like 🎉
@@macncheesy0548 Stupid internet people I like that good one
@@jessicacarranza2959 lol thanks
Oh my fucking god I completely forgot about that
The cuts between him and Danny being different angles sometimes was disorienting I can’t explain it
i was just about to comment the same thing lmao
Adding the border *sometimes* also REALLY threw me
It's the 180 rule, in filmmaking you're supposed to make sure characters are facing each other when switching between shots like that during a conversation. Drew is pretty much facing the same direction the whole time, but Danny is turning back and forth and I think that makes it disorienting to watch LOL
The border isn't added in, it's because those shots were from a discord call :)
Its so distracting
Danny’s so much tanner you’d never guess Drew is the one in Florida
Well danny just went on a beach vacation and drew...i assume hasnt gone out of his house in 2 years
He was so tan I actually switched which one lived in Florida in my head
Lol Danny Tanner
Well Danny is part Mexican
right!!
0:10 something about the shrek soundtrack being placed next to three cheers for sweet revenge makes perfect sense to me as an mcr stan
"why do you think I'm always wearing hoodies in the summer? I hate my body."
This is the single most relatable thing drew has EVER said.
ahhhhh i know it's like 25 Celcius where i live rn and I'm wearing a hoodie and sweatpants. my house doesn't even have aircon.
@@viv2607 that’s 77 degrees f wtf dude
So that’s why I wear jackets even when I’m sweating
@@LiterallyLike yep for some reason toronto is rlly hot rn
I dunno, he did say "Road Work Ahead"...
“why do you think i’m always wearing hoodies in the summer? i don’t like my body” most relatable thing ever
the trans experience
“You’re either a danny Gonzalez or a drew gooden. No I’m between”
Not true. If you’re neither of them, you’re kurtis
If you're both of them you are Kurtis
@@user-zr3gl6pp7q that too
If you're over 30 you're Cody Ko
@@RaquelSmith666 and if you are not white you are simply Noel Miller
@@tresnjicaiva he's white bruh
As soon as you mentioned Aaron Carter my mind immediately went "You done messed up, AA-Ron!" And then you played the Key and Peele clip 5 seconds later. This made me happier than it should have.
Logan Paul had more sexual chemistry with Floyd Mayweather than I've had with anyone
Bruh
IT'S THE WAY HE HUGGED HIM ☠️
Hahahaha same
Me too
The hugging lol
Dying at them realizing they're dressed opposite of each other and exactly how the quiz thinks they'd be
“blubes” has to be some of the funniest shit i’ve ever heard, it fully sounds like a term for pubes that are dyed blue
Omg you just triggered a high school memory. One of the guys in my class did that!
@@WhatExcellentBoiledPo-ta-toes They dyed their pubes blue? liKe reAllY?? 😳
@@ProkaryoticCells yes unfortunately. He also dyed his leg hair blue.
@@WhatExcellentBoiledPo-ta-toes ... Do you happen to have any pics?
Thanks, I hate it.
15:53 anyone else notice how drew just changed locations in that one shot for no reason?
i think it's just another camera from another angle
i read this title as ‘youtube beatboxing’ for some reason and now i’m wondering how entertaining it would be to see a beatboxing battle between nikocado avocado and 5 minute crafts
Lmeoooo
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂 сделала мой день
I mean… I’m not sure that’s far off from Epic Rap Battles
PICTURING THE TROOM TROOM GIRL VOICE TRYING TO BEATBOX IS TAKING ME OUT 💀💀
So if Danny's hat stands for country boy, then he's secretly a kurtis?
Exactly my thoughts!
but if danny is secretly a kurtis, and drew is secretly a danny, ...
Holy shit its all coming together...
EVERYONE IS KURTIS🤯
@@suhahussainali2443 I mean... we all do live in kutistown...
just a white guy awkwardly describing nasty ass food as "bussin" is the funniest thing ever and i hate it
hate to be that person but is ur pfp changmin? very cool
@ASB ? no the man in the video used it the keto guy in specific
@@zmndks4181 yea may or may not be a deobi 🧍♂️
@ASB scared? of what?
@ASB OooOoooh "African-American Vernacular English, also referred to as Black English, Black English Vernacular, or occasionally Ebonics, is the variety of English natively spoken, particularly in urban communities, by most working- and middle-class African Americans and Black Canadians." So scaaaary
I literally never see hate comments on Drew’s videos it’s a nice vibe
I HATE YOU DRQUACK
... I'm just kidding buddy I had a bad day. You're great.
Unrelated to the video, but I think my kitten may be in love with Drew? She only ever wants to watch these videos and she stares longingly at the screen like he's offering her fancy cat treats.
Maybe your cat is Amanda after she went missing in Afghanistan
@@ashikjaman1940 lol, she traveled really far if so
@@Nitrolord I don't know what that means and I do not want to
@@JDelvaMusic this startled me, cuz I have a relative named Drew. Also, definitely not.
That’s adorable!
The first time I tried LaCroix I thought it was like Sprite or something and I was watching a house and that’s literally all they had to drink, and when I drank it I think I was so disappointed I actually almost cried.
Good story
@@rileygalvin2 drew thought so
Drew and Danny should have a boxing match where they just aggressively pack up each other's houses, the loser has to move in with the winner.
Right after Amanda disappears in Afghanistan
Yeah, but don’t you think it’s gonna be hard for danny to fight himself🤷♀️
@@bryceramirez1365 He'll do it for drew 😔
The audio quality between the two makes this feel like Drew is actually the special guest and we just shifted over to Danny's channel
the fact that you like dance gavin dance makes you 10x more likable than you already are
hey guardin
who dat
hi nick
Yoooo guardin, your song Altitude is fire
@@mariel7475 Dance Gavin Dance is a band Drew has referenced and used (even in this video), and guardin is a emo rapper.
That buzzfeed quiz is LITERALLY just saying that in this world you can be ONLY ONE person. What.
out of the 2 available
Buzzfeed: "We celebrate differences and uniqueness... be urself :)"
Also Buzzfeed: "You literally cannot be anyone else but these 2 straight white men."
Some of yall not getting the joke danny and drew are the same person.
guys they are not the same person!! they may have similar lives and wives but they are different nonetheless 🙄🙄
good point, the joke that they are the same person has been so overdone, I didn't even think of it, my bad
Interesting that the Keto guy has all these nicknames to shorten words like “blueberries” but then doesn’t shorten something like “no sugar whipped cream” to “nosugwhipcrem”
“Blewwwwwwwbs,” sounds like something the Honest Trailer Epic Voice Guy would say.
@@attiasprouse682 rip that glorious bastard
@@attiasprouse682 Haha you're so right. That's actually really accurate lol
nosugcream
NosugWippy
I have a theory; the Danny Gonzales and Drew Gooden Buzzfeed quiz was made by GirlNextDoor. I think that this is the same girl next door from the fanfiction, Jackie, and Jackie was a self-insert character for the author of the fanfiction, THEREFOR the author of the DrewxDanny fanfiction made the Buzzfeed quiz as well.
🤯
I completely accept this as canon omfg
I’m glad I’m not the only one that gets endlessly recommended that Keto guy. The amount of straight cheese and butter he consumes is fucking insane. It is not bussin’.
It's dirty keto and bad for you. Keto is easy if you don't try to get into ketosis. Lol
And it seems he's been doing this way too long. Keto should be a short thing to get you on track.
Is that healthy?
@@NAME-yg8sl it’s healthy if you do it right and make sure you take the vitamins you might lack when you cut out certain foods, you need to make sure everything is well rounded, I did keto for a while but seeing that guy eat mayo with butter was definitely off-putting, I would make low-carb bread w almond flour as a flour substitute and other ways to still have the feeling of consuming carbs without feeling bad abt it, it’s definitely hard work but it helps if you really wanna lose weight :) sorry this was kinda long!
He’s so weird lmao. I’m not keto but nfl I love watching keto recipe vids but this dude is too muxh
" smooth like butter "
I'm tryna see Tilian and Johny Craig in the ring
I'm tryna see the whole current DGD lineup vs. Jonny lmao
this is the crossover event I've been waiting for.
I’m tryna see Jon mess take down four bears simultaneously
OMG HI GUYS
BESTIESsss!
How can Drew not prove he is not Danny if they aren’t even on the screen at the same time?
This guy is asking ths real questions.
he thinks he can fool us
yeah he really thought the different hats and changing his pants would work- we arent that dumb bucko
Hearing Drew talk bad about himself (joking or not) physically hurts me. He's literally so attractive in many ways. Makes me sad when beautiful people don't see how beautiful they are. Not talking just physical beauty either.
yeah, i was absolutely heartbroken when drew said he wore sweatshirts in summer because he hates his body. as someone who has also been shamed for being too skinny, it brings back some not so fond memories. i hope drew loves his body now and doesn’t feel ashamed to be thin. i’ve seen so many mean comments about his body and it’s just cruel :(
100%
@@qllyI haven’t seen a single mean comment about his body and I’m a lurker?!? What are you talking about
@@maddieb.4282 starting around the 7:00 mark, Drew says something like this about himself
Same honestly but it’s super relatable. Most people would consider me objectively attractive and yet I’m mad insecure abt my body. But also I’ve been watching drew since vine and I always thought he was super hot. But maybe it’s also bc he has the exact same dry humor I do and he has pretty eyes and a nice skin tone. And he’s tall. Anyway when I was more unhinged in my youth I would lowkey thirst over him. Also his eyebrows suit his face well and that’s like an underrated feature.
21 isn't the prime of your life: You can divide it by 3 and 7.
Edit: Jesus Christ it wasn't that funny
Underrated joke
I love you.
Please take this crown 👑
How does it fell to be a genius?
thank you
“I got two guns right here”
🧢
Bryce: 💪🧒🏻💪
💪👩🏻🦲💪
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@@jecise looks like chicken wings .
Cap
* crew laughing in the background *
The bussin guy sounds like he just finished crying for 2 hours
*Strawbs* 🍓
it's the shake in his voice on 'bussin' that really makes him sound like that for me
For real, he always sounds like that
His body want bread so bad
I LAUGHED XNSJWKIW
😂
My friend once said that "drinking LaCroix is like drinking club soda while someone says the name of a fruit"
"You're either a Danny Gonzalez, or a Drew Gooden."
...What if I want to be a Kurtis Connor?
They didn't have a question on the extra greeting so it would be biased
There is no Kurtis. There is only Danny and Drew.
What if I want to be a D'Angelo Wallace?
no
What do you mean Kurtis Connor? I hardly know her.
Pro tip: Instagram has a “Not interested” button, long press on whatever it is you don’t like
I’ve done that so much it starts giving me literally anything because it’s out of ideas
I watched peaky blinders and Brooklyn99 on netflix a couple of weeks ago now the whole thing is about them for some reason. I loved the shows but that doesn't mean I wanna see 100 posts about them everyday smh.
Instagram won’t even let me report comments that are ACTUALLY harmful (as in the button is literally blank), so I know they wouldn’t stop showing me things I don’t care about sadly
@@sushilampa8287 comments aren’t exactly in your control, but at least try this on specific posts on your explore page
@@chapystick_ You can report comments lol
@@chapystick_ oh I have, I still get the same content that i reported just from a different account. Insta really just doesn’t want me to use the app anymore because I’m being serious they legit blocked out the report button for me like it’s LITERALLY blank haha
i thought at 2:05 he said "i'm superman, i'm 21, im gonna end up crying right now""
"A whole bunch of people wearing colorful outfits hugging each other as hard as they can" by far the best description of football I've heard till this day.
Lol wrestling came to my mind when he said it 🤣
That just sounds like a pride parade with extra steps
Unrelated but is your PFP from Corpse Party?
@@nekorina9011 nah hxh
@@nekorina9011 it's gon from hxh
Pretty sure the “for entertainment only” sign on the poster is to say that it’s unsanctioned, so they won’t have an official win-lose boxing record based on the results of the fight.
I think it might be related to gambling
*entertainEment, according to the poster
they... even...spelt entertainment wrong
666 like
"Is it a hot summer day? Or am I naked and wet?" Is like something you'd hear from John Mulaney. lol
Drew Gooden does give me John Mulaney vibes sometimes
Yeees, I thought the same thing
unpopular opinion, but i don't like john mulaney, he's too overhyped at this moment
Drew is Mulaney’s son, so...
@@sadsadtearsofaclown859 I mean we been aware that John Mulaney inspires him a lot, it's clear to see
14:48 I came to this video because I just started rewatching the pitbull colab video on Danny's channel and I saw one of the top comments was about what each of your guys' hair was like and Danny's was "🌊" and Drew's was "🌲" and that immediately reminded me of this goddamn video and this god foresaken question because I'm pretty gosh darn sure that this question is a reference to that
I definetly is. I watched the Video you said literally yesterday and seeing this Video now I knew IMMEDIATLY that it was a refernce lmao
Kurtis would be 🍜 lmfao if he wouldve been integrated in the quiz
I love that neither Danny or Drew got the
‘Danny’s hair: 🌊
Drew’s hair: 🎄’
reference
I get Danny but drew.. tree hair?? I feel dumb
I thought Danny was the Christmas tree because he used to have nutcrackers in his room
I was thinking wave for Danny’s hair but also Christmas tree for his nutcracker. Neither apply to Drew 🤷🏻♀️
I thought Drew is a Christmas tree because of his obsessive love of Christmas movies.
@@KingOfGaymes I think it’s cause Drew’s hair is kinda spiky like the edges of the Christmas tree
I feel like that Keto diet guy's OnlyFans page isn't as bussin' as he thought it would be so he leaned HARD into this instagram page. Every so often he'll remember that he makes this stupid page and put a sarcastic one in just to fuck with the keto people bc he hates this diet but he has dug himself into this hole and he hates it. And he can no longer just contain his rage for Keto, bussin', and Instagram.
I don't know why, but I feel like this would make for a great HBO miniseries.
Yeah
What's his OnlyFans? 👀 I'm asking for a... Uh... Research purposes...
@@fikkitchen 💀
Tbh if it were me I'd also throw in some bullshit recipes just to fw people. Nothing is funnier than people being thrown for a loop over something so innocent and mild. It's like an acceptable prank.
The only thing worse than a normal person saying ‘bussin’ is a white keto dude saying bussin
it's even worse when the said white keto dude is eating an entire stick of butter
Of which is dipped in mayonnaise.
STOP PLEASE- 😭
And that won't stop
Drew please do more videos like these. I like how fast paced they are and how you got a new fresh topic to talk about every 5 mins or so. You never get bored
I want a political alignment chart, but it's just Drew, Danny, Kurtis, and Jarvis
drew is definitely lawful chaos, danny seems like chaotic good, jarvis seems lawful good, and kurtis seems maybe chaotic neutral??
@@anna_banana414 I think Danny's definitely Lawful Good after the Tesla giveaway video
@@AlexanderLeset hm, i definitely see that
but drew and danny are the same person so that’s only 3 lol, throw cody ko in the mix for some ~spice~ lol
@@anna_banana414
Why is this so accurate. Especially Kurtis lol
Drew you’re wrong. The algorithm for the TH-cam shorts is even worse. At least Instagram shows u new/different accounts, TH-cam shorts will just switch off from like 3 different accounts
And all 3 of them are content farms
And it’s always that toondesk guy even though I keep telling the algorithm to stop
Keto guy sounds like he’s on the verge of crying every time he says bussin
It's because he's being held at gunpoint
(No one willingly says bussin that many times) easy to misunderstand
wooden ball
I respect Drew’s openness at 6:59. I hope he’s doing better these days
Drew unexpectedly saying "Im a little bitch" is my type of humor
Same!
The emojis symbolize your hair. The tree is spiky like Drew’s hair and the wave is Danny’s hair.
THANK YOU
I was waiting for someone to say it
Omg that is actually really smart I would have never guessed that
But Danny has a nutcracker!
@@cavaleriedesmarresetdesguetres If you wouldve never guessed the thing is smart and clever the thing is that it makes no sense
i think the question between the chrismas tree and waves was related to a comment i saw years ago saying:
drew’s hair🎄
danny’s hair🌊
so buzzfeed just copied that comment
As a guy who lives in Nashville and was born in Chicago, and is also a country boy, Danny's look here really caught me off guard, and now I'm scared that Danny's calling me out in a 2 year old video.
13:51 greatest cinematic reveal
The keto dudes voice drives me insane. It sounds like he’s desperately trying to hold back his tears
he sounds like he is crying whilst choking on butter and cream cheese. somebody free this poor man
I'm convinced a witch cursed him to eat only butter and mayo for the rest of the life so he can suffer
I took that Buzzfeed quiz and my result was "Drewnny Goodzalez". That's what I get for wearing capris.
PLS HAHAHHAA
this is criminally underrated
underrated comment omg
I wish commenters could vote on the next pinned comment ^
0:11 MCR MENTIONED!! Btw you look remarkably similar to Gerard way, it was the first thing I thought when I saw him was “Drew Gooden? Is that you?”
MCR!1!1!!1