Putting Nate Garner's Online Course To The Test

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  • @elijahdouglas25
    @elijahdouglas25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125905

    Kurtis Conner more like Kurtis Conner

    • @nh-pb4mq
      @nh-pb4mq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12847

      daaaang sick burn bro, kurtis should be embarrassed

    • @isnortalmondmilk2478
      @isnortalmondmilk2478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8323

      damn that's d e e p

    • @hi-uv5mp
      @hi-uv5mp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6889

      Roasted 😳

    • @생쥐-g3t
      @생쥐-g3t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3269

      pfff ☠️

    • @infinity8365
      @infinity8365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7017

      kurtis conner? i hardly know her

  • @natehermann1964
    @natehermann1964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7434

    "Turns out TH-cam is pretty damn easy when you have zero integrity" is the quote of the century

    • @rachmatabbid5936
      @rachmatabbid5936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Sick bars dude

    • @abdelwahabnassim6281
      @abdelwahabnassim6281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/3Kji-J--VRg/w-d-xo.html

    • @kms1011
      @kms1011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Honestly everything's pretty damn easy when you have zero integrity

  • @evanimheallain6030
    @evanimheallain6030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5466

    Regular people: "surface level"
    Kurtis: "surf this leather"

  • @savannahl4581
    @savannahl4581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7471

    Why does Nate’s hair look like it is attached his hat and not his head

    • @omnical6135
      @omnical6135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +372

      his whole face looks wrong, he looks like a raisin that still has liquid in it, but it's still all wrinkly and dry like a raisin

    • @wakandangay3883
      @wakandangay3883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      his face looks like a tiktok filter lol

    • @Supiel
      @Supiel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +253

      He looks like if handsome squidward and Ken from barbie were mashed together and put into the sims world

    • @kenzieplantlady
      @kenzieplantlady 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      WAIT WHY DID I NOT NOTICE THAT BEFORE

    • @dilucmain9130
      @dilucmain9130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@Supiel this has no business being so funny

  • @H1N4_N1NJ4
    @H1N4_N1NJ4 ปีที่แล้ว +2913

    When Kurtis says fishy fishy fish, you KNOW he’s gonna make it stinky.

    • @Zaido4211
      @Zaido4211 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      I wish that was a recurring joke on this channel, I postponed watching Goat Story for so long before I finally watched it

    • @MariaKiran1
      @MariaKiran1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      😂

    • @theyluv_elizalol
      @theyluv_elizalol 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      that’s so good i love the call back 😭

    • @H1N4_N1NJ4
      @H1N4_N1NJ4 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@spectrophobic I thought of this myself, I haven’t looked through any comments when I made this one

    • @PattiMoniz
      @PattiMoniz 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@Zaido4211 Goat story was so scary

  • @lilpottery
    @lilpottery 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4753

    And the way Nate said he got his girlfriend and his dog famous as if his girlfriend was on the same level as his dog and couldn't do anything for herself

    • @bellaem8357
      @bellaem8357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      your SO right

    • @bazooka420
      @bazooka420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      yeah, he‘s just a genuine ass

    • @pracheebhardwaj2790
      @pracheebhardwaj2790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      i think i like the dog better-

    • @artdeco777
      @artdeco777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bazooka420 Genius 🍑

    • @paulp2157
      @paulp2157 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      like she wasnt in every thumbnail too lol

  • @marnie6967
    @marnie6967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7915

    no one gonna talk about how he not only called his *ex* girlfriend his current girlfriend (a big ol red flag there) but also claimed he “made” her famous? cuz she wouldn’t be *shit* without his genius tips and tricks. if this video proved one thing, it’s that you should never trust a man in a snap back.

    • @ratedpending
      @ratedpending 4 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE red hats are ruined for me

    • @TheManonCanon
      @TheManonCanon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +283

      I’m pretty sure he NEEDED KARISSA FOR VIEWS. The irony

    • @Cove_Blue
      @Cove_Blue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      Yeah dude screams toxic

    • @intellibi4254
      @intellibi4254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@mentallyunstable1926 noooooooooooo

    • @micnik3573
      @micnik3573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Cove_Blue Yup

  • @goatghost923
    @goatghost923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4488

    the “all of my influencer friends are gonna be so mad” bit gave me massive DERMATOLOGISTS HATE HER vibes from those annoying pop ads

    • @kurbi7262
      @kurbi7262 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      YES thats the first thing that came to my mind lmao

    • @user-ym5uu7fr9e
      @user-ym5uu7fr9e 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      influencer friends HATE HIM

    • @zaynyouareAbabe
      @zaynyouareAbabe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hahaha that's exactly what I thought 😂😂

    • @stag5783
      @stag5783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      9 out of 10 Influencers will be so mad

    • @fatesinker
      @fatesinker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@stag5783 So you're an influencer?

  • @jules9821
    @jules9821 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +496

    the fact that nate made 9 separate videos about their breakup to farm 5.6 million views combined but kurtis made ONE video about nate and it got 9.3 million views is crazy to me 😭

  • @NouammAA
    @NouammAA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3349

    "I even made my girlfriend and my dog famous" I love how he says that like there's no difference between them

    • @lollabunyxxx
      @lollabunyxxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      yeah, the dog must be like:
      "the level of disrespect!"

    • @anismaza6582
      @anismaza6582 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@taratih i wanna hear it

    • @RipperShoot
      @RipperShoot 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      same person

    • @brittneywalters6656
      @brittneywalters6656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      He's obviously an abusive narcissist. And by the way she reacts, you can tell she's used to it. It's honestly so sad. Im happy they broke up. I hope she finds happiness somewhere else.

    • @excuseu2563
      @excuseu2563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@brittneywalters6656 I don’t know if it’s that serious, yea he’s obviously arrogant but Idk if it’s arrogant enough to be abusive

  • @dollfacedotcult
    @dollfacedotcult 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10846

    when kurtis says “fishy fishy fish,” you just knooow he’s makin’ it stinky.

    • @sashiloo
      @sashiloo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +331

      This might be my favourite comment of all time

    • @strangextown
      @strangextown 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Underrated comment, I'm crying NXKDKFKFKFKF

    • @wowazowgirl
      @wowazowgirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      HELP LMFAO 😭😭

    • @Noone-xd8mp
      @Noone-xd8mp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      💀💀💀💀

    • @adcmmv
      @adcmmv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      yooo facts‼💯🔥🔥😂😂😂

  • @alexjones2519
    @alexjones2519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6553

    "i wasn't attracted to the actor, but the character" I FELT THIS ON A SPIRITUAL LEVEL

    • @pauvretori
      @pauvretori 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      alex jones? is that really u?

    • @trashgremlinuwu3171
      @trashgremlinuwu3171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Alex Jones? Is that really u?

    • @angel-gu8co
      @angel-gu8co 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ALEX JONES? is that really you?

    • @Evanz111
      @Evanz111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Alex Jones? Is that really thou?

    • @whywouldyousaythat2648
      @whywouldyousaythat2648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      xela ojsen? si hatt lyrale oyu?

  • @poopnfart
    @poopnfart ปีที่แล้ว +808

    this video is how i realized me and my mom were the victims of the same agent scam, but instead of mom knowing that it was fake, we were just too poor to send them the money😭 i spent years thinking our poverty was the reason i couldn’t be a tv star LMFAOO

    • @nastassjaminson5040
      @nastassjaminson5040 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      same lmfao

    • @nobodynoghost
      @nobodynoghost 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

      nooo same here, i even remember the line read i did: “Twix! The chocolate-covered-caramel-cookie bar with a GREAT crunch. Two for me, and none for you!” They even had my dumbass 11yo self do the line a bunch of times 💀

    • @nastassjaminson5040
      @nastassjaminson5040 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

      @@nobodynoghost don't be mean to you 😭you were literally a child and they were taking advantage of that

    • @hnichole
      @hnichole 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Literally same! But for us it was being approached in like the craft aisle of Walmart while my sister and I were shopping for Valentine's stuff, and the "agent" told us we could be models lmao. And iirc it was during the recession, too (circa 2008 in the US) so we REALLY were too poor for that. 😭 Spent a couple years after though thinking that my sister and I could have been the next Hadid sisters if we just had money lmfaooo.

  • @kellyypeaches
    @kellyypeaches 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8934

    its the fact that he is promoting his program while his ex-girlfriend has eyeliner and mascara streaming down her cheeks for me.

    • @handfulmousefly
      @handfulmousefly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +562

      I hope to god she finds someone better and leaves him in the dust

    • @MochaHammy
      @MochaHammy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      Y’all need Jesus... 💆🏻‍♀️
      By yall, I mean Nate

    • @luna.s9138
      @luna.s9138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @Sameen Mannal its kinda like a slang, try googling it. its not that hard haha

    • @imperialguard451
      @imperialguard451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      remember when that one dude pretended his girlfriend was dead so he could promote his other channel

    • @artemis6828
      @artemis6828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@luna.s9138 you didn’t have to be rude abt it 🤭

  • @Josh-my2bs
    @Josh-my2bs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13115

    when Kurtis closes his eyes then immediately opens them you know he's blinking

    • @Llamallama7282
      @Llamallama7282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +521

      I hate it when kurtis blinks 🤧 it’s so sad it makes me cry 😭 just why does he have to blink like that, it’s so mean and sad 😭

    • @donaldducksazzcheeks
      @donaldducksazzcheeks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      @lindsay carrillo when Curtis opens his mouth and words come out you knooow hes talking😭

    • @spaciousdawgg
      @spaciousdawgg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      When kurtis inhales, you know he’s breathing.

    • @c4tl0verr50
      @c4tl0verr50 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@donaldducksazzcheeks when kurtis breathes you knoooooow he’s breathing

    • @justine-3432
      @justine-3432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      no wayyy, you lyin man

  • @kckckrc
    @kckckrc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6078

    When Kurtis is breathing, you KNOW his red blood cells are exchanging carbon dioxide for oxygen

    • @fearoftoasters101imstillaf7
      @fearoftoasters101imstillaf7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      just got a whole science lesson their :)

    • @cherryultra
      @cherryultra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      This is it. This is the best comment ever.

    • @larabulek1344
      @larabulek1344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Best comment

    • @MainStar10
      @MainStar10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@fearoftoasters101imstillaf7 Do you want a grammar lesson as well? It’s “there” not “their” 😅

    • @fearoftoasters101imstillaf7
      @fearoftoasters101imstillaf7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@MainStar10 Damn....guess I do. Well....y'know THEIR is one nice roast😂

  • @Takimeko
    @Takimeko ปีที่แล้ว +1402

    Quick shoutout to Kurtis' mother for telling the scammer agents to kick rocks.

    • @BarackLesnar
      @BarackLesnar 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      Pro mom move

  • @Baer99Z
    @Baer99Z 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7122

    Why does Nate look like a randomly generated sim when you have a bunch of CC installed...

  • @PM-rp4bl
    @PM-rp4bl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5021

    "hey maxi pads! hope you're having a bloody good time~"

    • @mayapitts3572
      @mayapitts3572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      this comment should have gotten more hype...

    • @wuestion9473
      @wuestion9473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@mayapitts3572 There’s still time...

    • @Michelle-sn8nv
      @Michelle-sn8nv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Under hyped comment.

    • @fairy5189
      @fairy5189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      lmao

    • @stormclouds2239
      @stormclouds2239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol

  • @mariananeto1413
    @mariananeto1413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +926

    "Influencers gonna be mad at me" has the same vibe as "doctors hate him" pop up adds

    • @queenqueef3803
      @queenqueef3803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      it really does though lmao

    • @aspenisthebest
      @aspenisthebest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Omg my whole childhood was filled with seeing those adds on random magazine sites and I rememeber asking my mom why doctors hate people 😂

  • @TriniGamerGirl7
    @TriniGamerGirl7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1212

    Lmao I love that Kurtis actually calculated the Nate to his girlfriend talking ratio.

  • @claire-db4yi
    @claire-db4yi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21736

    When Kurtis blinks, you knooooooow his eyes won't get dry.

    • @bea8727
      @bea8727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +557

      so true leshawna

    • @SidusAstrum
      @SidusAstrum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +431

      Leshawna spitting fax

    • @japanesedinner0
      @japanesedinner0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      Leshawna

    • @resdientevil
      @resdientevil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      you spitting straight facts leshawna

    • @kksoffyy
      @kksoffyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      best one yet 🤣

  • @madf8507
    @madf8507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10369

    When Kurtis has a mullet, you knoooow his neck is warm.

    • @shnoopypoopy1364
      @shnoopypoopy1364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      I have a mullet and my neck isnt warm this is unfair :(

    • @LindsayRaeToro
      @LindsayRaeToro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +371

      neck? warm
      sore? cold
      kurtis? conner

    • @lttlespacey
      @lttlespacey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@LindsayRaeToro hotel? trivago

    • @lazilylapis676
      @lazilylapis676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@shnoopypoopy1364 same boat :'C hair's too thin

    • @madf8507
      @madf8507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@LordoftheSties the east knows

  • @meggoegoo
    @meggoegoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6657

    Wild that this guy would claim that he can teach you the secrets of fame... But I've literally never seen or heard of him outside of Kurtis videos

    • @racheljensen5933
      @racheljensen5933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +282

      Not to mention kurtis has almost double the views as him lol

    • @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
      @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access 3 ปีที่แล้ว +246

      No but actually. I’m sitting here like “fucking WHO is this???”

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      I'm just finding out about Nate through this video. I'm glad he's not famous

    • @alexiso.k.9119
      @alexiso.k.9119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      forgot abt him after vine lmfao

    • @ThisBraveHeart
      @ThisBraveHeart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      RIGHT!

  • @Ashyy_Catz
    @Ashyy_Catz ปีที่แล้ว +2975

    when there's colleen in a video before 2023 you KNOW it's before the toxic gossip train

    • @TheeEnglishKnight
      @TheeEnglishKnight ปีที่แล้ว +65

      LMAO, i was thinking the exact same thing

    • @ElBella-ux6vu
      @ElBella-ux6vu ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@TheeEnglishKnightFR

    • @DARKESTICEBURG
      @DARKESTICEBURG ปีที่แล้ว +32

      MY MIND WENT IMMEDIATEKY THERE OMFG😋

    • @heywhatsup3032
      @heywhatsup3032 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      DESERVES MORE LIKES

    • @bekkes7923
      @bekkes7923 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Yeah, because her face flashed across my screen and I stopped what I was doing to check the upload date of this video lmaooo

  • @tadstrange1465
    @tadstrange1465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15391

    "I'm making my own TH-cam channel."
    "It's gonna fail, but the only reason it's not gonna fail is because I'm helping her."
    Gee, I wonder why they broke up.

    • @tadstrange1465
      @tadstrange1465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      @yuwen
      Yes. Why do people always ask me this

    • @jess8207
      @jess8207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @yuwen I was confused at first but I caught on

    • @Emily.Russell
      @Emily.Russell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Hey hey Tad strange, quick question your opinion on bread?

    • @bread8095
      @bread8095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      They broke up because Kurtis stole all the respect women juice.

    • @tadstrange1465
      @tadstrange1465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@Emily.Russell
      I love it

  • @madisonissofetch
    @madisonissofetch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7192

    Okay Nate is so TOXIC. The fact that he thinks the only way she’ll succeed is if it’s because of him or through him. It’s manipulative and so degrading. He’s the type of guy that probably gaslighted her on the daily. I’m so glad she’s not with him anymore because she is such a sweet soul.

    • @MEDSZ13.08
      @MEDSZ13.08 4 ปีที่แล้ว +311

      She’s been going for only like 2 monthes and already has 25k so she’s doing pretty well

    • @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
      @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access 3 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      It’s also hilarious cos like WHOS MANS IS THIS???? Like he’s irrelevant to anyone over the age of 13.

    • @sifatdeepkaur3368
      @sifatdeepkaur3368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      I mean no wonder why they broke up Bcs he was manipulative

    • @zaria_time1
      @zaria_time1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      And he renamed their channel to ‘Nate Garner’ I’m disappointed 😞

    • @MEDSZ13.08
      @MEDSZ13.08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@zaria_time1 I mean they broke up and said they were gonna separate the channels so it makes sense

  • @DelightfullyGrace
    @DelightfullyGrace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4857

    The fact that Karissa just kinda sat there and let him talk over her, interrupt her, and blatantly cut her off tells me he does that _a lot_ and she’s used to it :/

    • @wish4somefish
      @wish4somefish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +381

      good thing they broke up. now the queen can thrive

    • @sydnerxx
      @sydnerxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +214

      I imagine anytime she complained.about that he shut her down and she apologized for saying anything. Guys like this are trash

    • @gracieswebcam476
      @gracieswebcam476 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean I'm pretty sure he isn't like that he's not a piece of trash

    • @shrxvxni07
      @shrxvxni07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      And thats on toxic relationships 😌✨

    • @stepphaniieeee
      @stepphaniieeee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      @@gracieswebcam476 girl are we watching the same video

  • @bidilili264
    @bidilili264 2 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    the way kurtis just casually dropped 5 grand to make a point is just so everything to me

  • @Rachel98246
    @Rachel98246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13620

    “All of my influencer friends are gonna be SO mad at me!” Has the same energy as “She’s 50 but looks 25! Dermatologists HATE HER!”

    • @peachdusted1580
      @peachdusted1580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Right? LMFAO

    • @janelleaf792
      @janelleaf792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @Chicken Permission how do you have 76 subscribers with no videos

    • @goatbeef
      @goatbeef 3 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      @@janelleaf792 C H I C K E N P E R M I S S I O N

    • @dianaj8153
      @dianaj8153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      OMG yes

    • @kavaler1471
      @kavaler1471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@janelleaf792 how do I have 619 subs without any videos

  • @claudiav5638
    @claudiav5638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30152

    when Kurtis opens his mouth and words come out- you just KNOW he's talking

    • @realpatrickstarboy7452
      @realpatrickstarboy7452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +297

      Nah I can't tell

    • @ojjazz7498
      @ojjazz7498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      Really? I can't

    • @avabean186
      @avabean186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      😂😂😭😭😭Thats so deep

    • @blew1t
      @blew1t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      imagine stealing a comment and then getting 8 times the likes 😹

    • @ashwinnaidoo796
      @ashwinnaidoo796 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      EREH

  • @spidertanner
    @spidertanner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8822

    when kurtis does a rapid act of shutting and opening the eyes quickly to moisturize your eyeballs you *KNOW* hes blinking

    • @Eli-mn5cq
      @Eli-mn5cq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +381

      he is blinking to moisturize my eyeballs?

    • @hyche_-6790
      @hyche_-6790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +361

      @@Eli-mn5cq hes a very helpful mayor, dont question it

    • @lightlylemony
      @lightlylemony 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      ehhh? not really, no proof for that one chief. makes no sense to me, if you ask me. and if you don't, then..................
      amongua

    • @scruffytoast9366
      @scruffytoast9366 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I loved your role in Spider-Tan 2

    • @kippyips
      @kippyips 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@lightlylemony
      amongua

  • @giannaf874
    @giannaf874 2 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    I love how he says that it isn't a challenge going viral anymore since he does it "every video" yet I've literally never heard of him before lol

  • @haileyrogers812
    @haileyrogers812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38258

    When kurtis closes his eyes for 5-8 hours you KNOW he’s asleep

    • @Izzrules
      @Izzrules 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1414

      I love this bc it implies Kurtis can’t take like an hour long nap like he needs to close his eyes for 5+ hours to sleep

    • @minamoo2539
      @minamoo2539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      isarule said by nobody ever..

    • @temple19198
      @temple19198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      lmao

    • @riyarana4230
      @riyarana4230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      Nah he just might be dead

    • @nicole-wo5pw
      @nicole-wo5pw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @Joshua EdwinRoehl that was garbage

  • @theguywhoasked2016
    @theguywhoasked2016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3477

    When Kurtis drinks water, you just *KNOW* he’s gonna get hydrated

  • @existenceispain4333
    @existenceispain4333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18770

    When Kurtis introduces himself as Kurtis you just KNOW he’s Kurtis.

  • @RyeBread680
    @RyeBread680 ปีที่แล้ว +844

    When Kurtis is wearing clothes, you KNOW he’s not naked

    • @VoxExHumana
      @VoxExHumana ปีที่แล้ว

      I feel bad for his underwear that has to stare at his crotch and booty hole all day

    • @Ringothetankengine-qy1vl
      @Ringothetankengine-qy1vl ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Eh, I’m not sure about that.

    • @Emmaem111
      @Emmaem111 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      This is just what we gotta say to him everytime we see him since he’s our emperor, “Hey, Mayor! Lookin good in those new clothes those two swindl-I mean weavers made for you! Very much _not_ naked!” And he believes it every time, but we know the truth

  • @charlierawlings5264
    @charlierawlings5264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2087

    "If one of my Ex Girlfriends...."
    Jesus Kurtis, didn't have to flex on us that hard

    • @Kalutzo
      @Kalutzo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      The egoistic plural

    • @kianaamarnani3
      @kianaamarnani3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OOOF

  • @susiegreen5056
    @susiegreen5056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29763

    when kurtis has a cold sore, you knoooow he’s self conscious

    • @seren4066
      @seren4066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +691

      kurtis? conner?

    • @Daniela-he5jd
      @Daniela-he5jd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +570

      @@seren4066 who is that

    • @kiw1x
      @kiw1x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +498

      @@Daniela-he5jd dude, idk, i dont think that's even a real name smh

    • @erikboydston4476
      @erikboydston4476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      I literally stopped noticing it, he’s looking pretty cool 😎

    • @vodka2.045
      @vodka2.045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Kurtis Sackballs

  • @fribblejustfrib-6773
    @fribblejustfrib-6773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1888

    This "Nate" character looks like what happens when u hit the randomize button in the Sims and all ur custom content mashes up together in one mess

    • @millemalund3627
      @millemalund3627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      yesss haha

    • @annaturquoise7701
      @annaturquoise7701 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      999 likes oooooooop

    • @ralkimestroest1965
      @ralkimestroest1965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ohh, I felt that

    • @njtherulaa
      @njtherulaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00% true

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *oh my g o d*

  • @prishanegi4784
    @prishanegi4784 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    At 25:14 Kurtis waves his hands and his hands are tUCKED INTO HIS HOODIE SLEEVES AND I JUST DIED A LITTLE I LOVE THAT SO MUCH

  • @JakeCuster
    @JakeCuster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1615

    Imagine Kurtis got on Zoey101 as like a reoccurring background character only for his crush to leave immediately after

    • @aarontheperson6867
      @aarontheperson6867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      holy shit id love that

    • @purplemusiclover1597
      @purplemusiclover1597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I wasn’t allowed to watch Zoey 101 as a kid (i kinda always wanted to so if you know how I can watch pls tell me) so idk much about it but I feel like Kurtis fits the Zoey 101 aesthetic.

    • @cait9204
      @cait9204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@purplemusiclover1597 it’s available on Amazon Prime and CBS with a subscription (Netflix and Hulu do not have the show) and the episodes are available for 99¢ an episode on TH-cam and ITunes. I hope that helps :)

    • @carmen8970
      @carmen8970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Kurtis kinda looks like logan with that mullet

    • @hotmamma2126
      @hotmamma2126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@purplemusiclover1597 It isn't hard to find for free online too tbh, don't pay for it lmao

  • @cynister7384
    @cynister7384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4393

    "Influencer" is such a cringe word because they're not influencing anyone over 10 years old.

    • @-desertpackrat
      @-desertpackrat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      It's also scary, because people under 10 are the most easily influenced AND that influence will follow them their entire lives, what we teach kids shapes who they become, that's terrifying when kids are only watching videos of pranks and abuse and nothing real and no good lessons. Adults can't be influenced so much because we already were shaped when we were 10 and know who we are and reject what we know is wrong, we have the wherwithal to say "this guy is dumb and I won't be like him", but kids just see it and go "cool I wanna do that" and then by the time they're 14 they won't learn a new thing because they were influenced at 10 to be a little asshole.

    • @naomiea.naomie6665
      @naomiea.naomie6665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      i mean they are the most easy to influence so...

    • @MistaUnicorn
      @MistaUnicorn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@-desertpackrat I agree with everything you’re saying but also thank you for introducing me to the world wherewithal.. can add that to the list of words I can say to sound smart!!

    • @goodvibes8923
      @goodvibes8923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@-desertpackrat that is true, but also think about all the asshole main characters there were in shows made in the 90s and 00s. We couldn't separate what was real life and what was just people and animated characters being stupid. But as we got older, and looked back on the shows, we realized how fake and annoying they were. A lot of kids are going to be little shits regardless of what they're watching.
      Anither thing to realize is that burnout and failed youtubers and influencers are going to replace burnout and failed bands, because everyone who wanted to be cool in the 90s and 00s wanted to have a band, and it's the same now with youtubers/influencers. Some are going to make it, but most won't have the charisma and talent to actually do that.

    • @sorangelmunoz225
      @sorangelmunoz225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      aaand they don’t ever know what they’re talking about for stuff like diet, skincare, etc O.o

  • @joycewible8816
    @joycewible8816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +750

    "What's hanging, Maxi Pads and Tampons?" is an absolute banger of an intro

  • @jane.or.something
    @jane.or.something ปีที่แล้ว +317

    seeing colleen ballinger in this video in 2023 was a jumpscare

    • @l0v3c4ts_
      @l0v3c4ts_ 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I KNOWW LMAO

    • @Maplekittycity
      @Maplekittycity 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Why what happened with her?

    • @Maplekittycity
      @Maplekittycity 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      NVM SHE WAS THE UKULELE GIRL AFOINWANOIF

    • @sazafraza
      @sazafraza 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Wait where was she in this?

    • @lowhplowhp
      @lowhplowhp 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@sazafrazaWhen he was talking about how TH-camrs become mainstream celebrities, he showed a side by side of a video of her and a show in which she acted

  • @iamacello7129
    @iamacello7129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15581

    The most ironic thing about Nate and his "secret to fame" videos is I didn't even know he existed until this video.

    • @GaaraFan01
      @GaaraFan01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Sameee hahaha

    • @xxqueenxiexx1314
      @xxqueenxiexx1314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Samee💀💀

    • @Breauner
      @Breauner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      same lmao

    • @samistas
      @samistas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Just another generic Vlogger with a Girlfriend.

    • @Ashton__
      @Ashton__ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      Right? Same! I was sitting here listening to him say he knows how to go viral every time like “but...I don’t...know who you are....”

  • @nofskiepatofskie
    @nofskiepatofskie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2654

    When Kurtis Conner puts one foot in front of the other to propel himself in a particular direction, you KNOW he's walking.

  • @anag.9591
    @anag.9591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2958

    When someone refers to you in the same way they refer to their dog, you KNOW they're misogynistic.

    • @x_halla_x5780
      @x_halla_x5780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      good girl?

    • @anag.9591
      @anag.9591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      @@x_halla_x5780 he was like "I made my girlfriend and dog famous" as if she wasn't her own person who could provide content that people liked.

    • @nwut
      @nwut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What about guys? lol dont think like that but on this case, you are right

    • @anag.9591
      @anag.9591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@nwut thats true haha as a general rule don't talk to someone the same way as a dog, I just meant in this particular scenario that's what it felt like he was being misogynistic.

    • @Amira-nl2gr
      @Amira-nl2gr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      This is not really related, but your comment made me laugh bc my dad gave his dog the same nickname he gave me, so whenever he calls her, I turn around too xD

  • @emilytaylor8711
    @emilytaylor8711 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    the amount of work that went into this video is astounding, props to Kurtis for doing all that for 12 views on the video

  • @Film_Ronin
    @Film_Ronin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3792

    Okay but now I really wanna see you and Jacob recreate “That’s Cringe: Epic Morning Routine”. Fuckin’ love that video

    • @Steph-sv6ib
      @Steph-sv6ib 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Bro fuckin same. That's like one of my favorite videos

    • @mars6855
      @mars6855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      walnut saLAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDD

    • @lucascunnane268
      @lucascunnane268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      phroggie I thought he only ate book pages covered in balsamic?

    • @lucerix6033
      @lucerix6033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@mars6855 BABY WAIT IM HAVING A POWER THOUGHT......CHICK FIL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

    • @me0w_grav3s
      @me0w_grav3s 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Still waiting for more That’s cringe

  • @anna-ee5me
    @anna-ee5me 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4726

    kurtis, drew, and danny are the only people in this world who would calculate something like how long karissa and nate were talking

    • @hi-uv5mp
      @hi-uv5mp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      True 😂

    • @CJ-iz3mp
      @CJ-iz3mp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +318

      drew absolutely would, and then he would tweet a 7 minute clip of just karissa trying to talk and getting interrupted

    • @Bojacmancork
      @Bojacmancork 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      and Cody Ko

    • @cutiekoo7162
      @cutiekoo7162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      mmm why did you write the same name twice

    • @shayla4007
      @shayla4007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      drew literally did that with his videos about laugh tracks lmao

  • @ell6470
    @ell6470 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7084

    Nate is awful to her, she so used to being silenced by him that she just says ok when he says “next question”. I hope she gets far away from him

    • @clou_s2
      @clou_s2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +358

      Someone commented that now she has a girlfriend hehe.

    • @doodlebug7
      @doodlebug7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +665

      @@clou_s2 She does! And she has her own youtube channel and in one of her videos she was like "I'm not used to talking this much" she seems to be doing a lot better and is a lot happier

    • @irgvaiv
      @irgvaiv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@clou_s2 best girl friend yes

    • @CyclingUrchin
      @CyclingUrchin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      @@doodlebug7 wow biggest glow up of the century, I'm glad she's doing good

    • @wonderlust1308
      @wonderlust1308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      @Irina “ah yes they seem to be very good best friends” 🙎‍♀️💗🙎‍♀️

  • @emptyvoid4516
    @emptyvoid4516 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    rewatching this video in the current climate makes the colleen ballinger clip so funny

  • @allyl3696
    @allyl3696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2069

    When Kurtis says a word ending in -er, you knooooow he’s gonna make the “I hardly know ‘er!” joke

  • @christinbryant9246
    @christinbryant9246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8761

    “Mullet and a Cold Sore” would be a sick band name.

    • @bubbletea6320
      @bubbletea6320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      yooo oml

    • @bugglemagnum6213
      @bugglemagnum6213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nah

    • @thesleepydot
      @thesleepydot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      WHY ARE YOU SO RIGHT LMAO

    • @1337_bean
      @1337_bean 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@thesleepydot bruh how

    • @animepiglover
      @animepiglover 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Idk why this made me think of coke but now I want a cold glass bottle of coke 😅🙃

  • @St4rsh1ne_
    @St4rsh1ne_ ปีที่แล้ว +76

    When Kurtis unprivates a video, you KNOW he just uploaded

  • @rhysandmiles
    @rhysandmiles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18896

    I am a big fan of the “peer pressuring crappy creators to donate their earnings to charity” move. More of that please. 🙌🏻

    • @itzbreanna1153
      @itzbreanna1153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @Joshua EdwinRoehl my

    • @bearplaysstuff580
      @bearplaysstuff580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      @Joshua EdwinRoehl Btw for everyone its a link to a song. It's... It's honestly so bad. How'd he manage to miss every note? It's astounding.

    • @Snail.Slurpee
      @Snail.Slurpee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@bearplaysstuff580 oh I gotta see this

    • @hexhollows
      @hexhollows 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@bearplaysstuff580 I'M ACTUALLY CRYING IT'S SO BAD :skull:

    • @adxre0
      @adxre0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@hexhollows skull? 💀

  • @katelynh6216
    @katelynh6216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1197

    When Kurtis slams his hands together you knooooow hes clapping

    • @DiMagnolia
      @DiMagnolia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The east knows

  • @flofrompr0gressive762
    @flofrompr0gressive762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5402

    When Kurtis has muscle pain, a cough, congestion, a runny nose, sneezing, loss of smell, redness, post-nasal drip, chills, fatigue, fever, malaise, a body ache, watery eyes, itchiness, redness, sinus, chest pressure, headache, swollen lymph nodes, or throat irritation; you KNOW he has a cold

    • @sweetsunia
      @sweetsunia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      why is sinus one of the symptoms lol, is having a sinus a symptom of a cold

    • @delusion5867
      @delusion5867 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@sweetsunia think its supposed to be "sinus and chest pressure"

    • @ardenalexa94
      @ardenalexa94 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sweetsunia 😂

    • @jellydogfish3249
      @jellydogfish3249 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      💀

    • @wubbinz
      @wubbinz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      or the plague

  • @GradientTowers
    @GradientTowers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3160

    the “surface leather *h* *u* *h* ?” SENT ME INTO ORBIT😭😭😭

    • @Arbdog
      @Arbdog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      SAAAAME HOW IS THIS THE ONLY COMMENT IVE SEEN ABOUT IT AND IT ONLY HAS 7 LIKES 😭😭😭

    • @Dr4gon_k1tties
      @Dr4gon_k1tties 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      HHA

    • @GradientTowers
      @GradientTowers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @Fe Side 11:51 ish

    • @ilovetaylorkristi
      @ilovetaylorkristi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      SAME I LAUGHED SO HARD. I love when he keeps his little mistakes in the video 😂😂

    • @laurynjacquemin2363
      @laurynjacquemin2363 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      oh my god same LMFAO

  • @maggiefpsttv
    @maggiefpsttv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12967

    when Kurtis uploads a 36:51 long video, you KNOW it's going to be slightly over half an hour!

    • @prettylittlediaries4690
      @prettylittlediaries4690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      YEAHH

    • @gumbilitous2804
      @gumbilitous2804 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      I dont knoww, he might have posted a video minutely longer than half an hour

    • @kaylanh
      @kaylanh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      lol

    • @_UpperL
      @_UpperL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@gumbilitous2804 nah I think your crazy man

    • @sneezecakexx
      @sneezecakexx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      When Kurtis uploads, you KNOW it’s gonna be an upload!

  • @lukemjm
    @lukemjm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3166

    Finding Nemo came out 5 years before taken. Taken is human Finding Nemo.

    • @kurtisconner
      @kurtisconner  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1263

      I guess it’s a chicken and the egg type thing 😅

    • @erikboydston4476
      @erikboydston4476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@kurtisconner they were just feeding off of each other

    • @vodka2.045
      @vodka2.045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@kurtisconner Kurtis sackballs

    • @michaelhaggart9858
      @michaelhaggart9858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kurtisconner if you don’t respond I’m gonna beat you in fortnite

    • @devinvarnell92
      @devinvarnell92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Only 5 years? Jesus...

  • @viktor9821
    @viktor9821 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    8:03 Please someone just tell him to button his shirt

  • @NauticalFish
    @NauticalFish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3177

    "I got my girlfriend famous"
    That's profoundly narcissistic, I'm sure she put in a lot of genuine effort of her own, like it's her personality too lmfao

    • @sleepybean420
      @sleepybean420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      You’re right, he is definitely a narcissist

    • @phia._.
      @phia._. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Puka man

    • @yallwish893
      @yallwish893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@sleepybean420 so rude to say all of that about kurtis🤬

    • @bahf148
      @bahf148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I found her page we should follow her and hurt his narcissistic ego. Poor girl. th-cam.com/users/KarissaDuncanVlogs

    • @bubzbubz7727
      @bubzbubz7727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@yallwish893 I can't tell if u joking or not rn but she's referring to Nate

  • @ShhmiaASMR
    @ShhmiaASMR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1398

    Y'all I stopped living in Kurtistown a while ago but I watched this video and saw comments like "When Kurtis has a mullet you know his neck is warm"
    I'm moving back in and never let me make that mistake again

    • @pastaburglar
      @pastaburglar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Welcome back 😼

    • @urmommasucksadamdriverstoe1817
      @urmommasucksadamdriverstoe1817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      You are stuck here now, you will never leave again 😤

    • @melodious1122
      @melodious1122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      i kept your house clean while you were gone, come on in :)

    • @GradientTowers
      @GradientTowers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      we got you homie😎😎

    • @SketchUT
      @SketchUT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I baked you some cookies in celebration of your return :)

  • @skxttlws3070
    @skxttlws3070 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13694

    when kurtis is at a construction site, you KNOW he’d like to give you another nail

    • @milliondollarkuchi9944
      @milliondollarkuchi9944 3 ปีที่แล้ว +858

      would you like another nail, sir

    • @theactualnic
      @theactualnic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      @Fen Vulpeus A+ comment

    • @mollysministuff
      @mollysministuff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      I love these comments

    • @futurehofer1564
      @futurehofer1564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      you win

    • @kiarascarp
      @kiarascarp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      i want theses replies and the comment read at my funeral

  • @luckymarbles9267
    @luckymarbles9267 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    was super awesome of you to shout out Michaels channel for helping out with the video.. I know its morally the right thing to do but so often people just leave that part out entirely.

  • @pokkett8128
    @pokkett8128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1625

    Nate: “I go viral every video-“
    Me: *hasn’t heard of him at any time in my life*

  • @gloopyglorpy
    @gloopyglorpy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3639

    please kurtis, it’s been 7 months. i need part 67 so i know the end of the joke. i’m begging.

    • @shaylinesweenith
      @shaylinesweenith 2 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      It's been 16 months. What as the punchline?! WE GOTTA KNOW KURTIS!!

    • @mrlagoonslawyer
      @mrlagoonslawyer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@shaylinesweenith 17 now. ive sunk my bank account into finding the punchline. send help.

    • @Madokamoth
      @Madokamoth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      KURTIS IT'S BEEN A YEAR

    • @gobfish899
      @gobfish899 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      It's been 18 now I've lost my home and I'm drinking, my life has fallen into the gutter. But I wont give up, I WILL FIND THAT PUNCHLINE

    • @tumeric8137
      @tumeric8137 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I normally read comments in my head in my own voice but for some reason I read that in Danny’s voice

  • @joba5831
    @joba5831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2359

    If Kurtis says 'surface leather', you knooooow he's illiterate.

    • @ale_xxx-i
      @ale_xxx-i 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      off topic but i like ur shoto pfp lmao

    • @thenorthwillow1536
      @thenorthwillow1536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Shoto never looked so happy 🤣

    • @user-li1cx3ph2v
      @user-li1cx3ph2v 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@ale_xxx-i Pfp* pp makes it seem like peepee lol-

    • @yurimessiah
      @yurimessiah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Inès
      *_SHOTO PP_* LMAO-

    • @dylanmckenzie7840
      @dylanmckenzie7840 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@user-li1cx3ph2v they meant what they said 🥴

  • @Kat_Braunschweiler
    @Kat_Braunschweiler ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Your ACTUAL growth tips at the end were FACTZ. Kurtis; getting caught up in numbers/the lack of numbers is so discouraging and destructive, I know that as a creator myself! But when it comes down to it, if you REALLY LOVE what you are making, and having fun whilst doing so, you’ll eventually find your crowd and you WILL “get somewhere”! Performing and creating has been my life long passion, so having my own channel is like making my own little films and getting to star in them at the same time. -I can’t imagine how exhausting content creation would be if my end goal were to just be “get rich and drive a bright orange car that looks like some giant stepped on it it’s that flat…” 😂

  • @emma-sd3wx
    @emma-sd3wx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1346

    When Kurtis forgets the extra greeting again, you KNOW he going to get cancelled

    • @tennysonmiles4805
      @tennysonmiles4805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      #KURTISCONNERISOVERPARTY

    • @spaceranger1564
      @spaceranger1564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      what's even the point if I don't get my extra greeting

    • @lxtzlrmrzlna1525
      @lxtzlrmrzlna1525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@tennysonmiles4805 #KURTISCONNERISOVERAGAINPARTY

    • @meganmcleod6152
      @meganmcleod6152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      he says everytime but i know it's not every time😭

  • @Stuie4587
    @Stuie4587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1741

    “This video would literally not be possible without him.”
    Hey guys, this video is sponsored by that guy Michael.

    • @poetadeloshuevosapedreados1088
      @poetadeloshuevosapedreados1088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I want to like this but It's at 420 likes so...imagine I liked it

    • @meekialx
      @meekialx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      LOL Did he forget to mention I'm a representative from raid shadow legends?;)

    • @tennysonmiles4805
      @tennysonmiles4805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@meekialx raid is everywhere, there is no escape from the raid sponsored videos

  • @mazerook
    @mazerook 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1684

    Kurtis: "don't take advice from someone in a snapback"
    Cody: *sad venice noises*

    • @carsleya
      @carsleya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      L O L

    • @beekinddd
      @beekinddd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      not the venice noises..

    • @alexislane7034
      @alexislane7034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmaooo

    • @pixie7093
      @pixie7093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      FUCK I JUST MADE THIS JOKE AND NOW IM SEEING SOMEONE ELSE ALREADY DID IT

    • @maddyroxmisox
      @maddyroxmisox 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Literally thought the same thing

  • @JoyOfCreativeService
    @JoyOfCreativeService 2 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    No no no Kurtis, the REAL problem was that you uploaded it at midnight. You should've set it to go public at noon, since that's when the most people on their lunch break at work or school, and would look at their computer or phone and see the video.
    /hj

    • @eemansuhail
      @eemansuhail 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@Make_AWishhalf joking

    • @alexanderk.6869
      @alexanderk.6869 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@eemansuhail thank you I read it as handjob 🙏

  • @Gwenwilliams0409
    @Gwenwilliams0409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +989

    when Kurtis’ mouth is moving and his voice box is making sound you KNOW he’s talking

    • @jordanm1076
      @jordanm1076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      fr ✋😳

    • @someone-gi5lq
      @someone-gi5lq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      WOAH!! 🤯

    • @Interdictiondeltawing
      @Interdictiondeltawing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cheers to that brother

    • @Gwenwilliams0409
      @Gwenwilliams0409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      dude i wrote this comment 14 hours ago and i’m at 863 likes what-

    • @that.neurodivergent
      @that.neurodivergent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Gwenwilliams0409 well that's what happens to people that make good, top quality comments bud 😤

  • @KillerWinners
    @KillerWinners 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1511

    "So... surface leather"
    "HUH?"
    "So... surface level"
    Probably my favorite part of this video
    11:51

    • @TheManonCanon
      @TheManonCanon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Same 😂

    • @dieforyou8857
      @dieforyou8857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Your name confused me for a second lol
      I guess it did what it was supposed to do

    • @phil4857
      @phil4857 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dieforyou8857 same

  • @angelinabizzy
    @angelinabizzy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7566

    Time stamps
    0:00 - very funny video
    11:51 - surface leather
    11:55 - the rest of the extremely hilarious video

    • @hanna-wp6es
      @hanna-wp6es 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      LMAO

    • @AndrewJW
      @AndrewJW 3 ปีที่แล้ว +315

      Not all heroes wear capes

    • @extinctoart
      @extinctoart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Thank you

    • @12sleep34
      @12sleep34 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      HUH?

    • @oublie-moi
      @oublie-moi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      nice

  • @shin131
    @shin131 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Cara você se esforça de verdade pra fazer seus videos, tipo, você literalmente criou OUTRO VIDEO só para provar o seu ponto, sem falar do tempo que você tira pra fazer suas edições. De verdade, o carinho que se coloca nos vídeos é impressionante

    • @milkshakedemanga8653
      @milkshakedemanga8653 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Outro Fã BR do Kurtis AEEEEE

    • @amelly1410
      @amelly1410 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      eu simplesmente amo assistir cada vídeo dele porque ele simplesmente se esforça tanto 😭

  • @meatgraffiti
    @meatgraffiti 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1642

    honestly good for karissa, she seems lovely and didnt deserve this relationship

    • @farahcastic
      @farahcastic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      just commenting for the aesthetic

    • @facelessdrone
      @facelessdrone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Commenting to ruin the aesthetic haha

    • @randohuman5084
      @randohuman5084 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Based on her newest video it sounds like he was abusive😬

    • @meatgraffiti
      @meatgraffiti 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@randohuman5084 I mean gd no shit mannn

    • @Soapia99th
      @Soapia99th 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I believe she got a girlfriend and she seems happier

  • @nevermindkey
    @nevermindkey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +496

    This video is a perfect culmination of what Kurtis does, what Drew does, and what Danny does. Watching and making fun of youtubers, doing math and testing websites, and going through some grand scheme that ultimately fails. Love it.

  • @kittyxoxo2412
    @kittyxoxo2412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1495

    When Kurtis put a shirt on... You know he wont be naked.

  • @dourecognizemefrom2014
    @dourecognizemefrom2014 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Commentary youtube videos that turn into social experiments are the reason I got into commentary youtubers.

  • @QueenFondue
    @QueenFondue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1887

    When Kurtis [verb], you knooooooow he's [adjective].

    • @anyaphull1440
      @anyaphull1440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      when kurtis poops, you knoooow hes a stinky boy

    • @roastedbeans2051
      @roastedbeans2051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hacked.

    • @luna-tm6ni
      @luna-tm6ni 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      i thought this was the fruit (derogatory) meme bye🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

    • @capn_l
      @capn_l 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@anyaphull1440 hes a little stinker

    • @lucys439
      @lucys439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jumps, jumpy

  • @malesendra3907
    @malesendra3907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11004

    kurtis it's the only white man with a mullet that I trust

    • @whytho8856
      @whytho8856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +263

      i felt this on a spiritual level

    • @shambamz7476
      @shambamz7476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +811

      kurtis is the only white man

    • @whytho8856
      @whytho8856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@shambamz7476 yes

    • @whytho8856
      @whytho8856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@xanderguyer7512 hm i've only watched a couple of his vids but yes you're right he gets mullet rights too

    • @eye7255
      @eye7255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@xanderguyer7512 what?

  • @zero1zerozero11zero
    @zero1zerozero11zero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1174

    sorry i'm crying over "service leather- hUH?" ty for not editing that out

    • @Galaxinity
      @Galaxinity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Time stamp for me lol: 11:51

    • @erionlewis8006
      @erionlewis8006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I kept going back just to laugh lol. It was so funny to me

    • @baffledbits3226
      @baffledbits3226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I'd love to see his analytics for this video. There's got to be a large spike of all of us just replaying that part 😂

    • @cookestee
      @cookestee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      he better apologize for that it made me laugh so hard i started choking on my candy and my throat hurts

    • @zero1zerozero11zero
      @zero1zerozero11zero 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thank u to the time stamp comment and everyone else; when u comment i get a notification and watch that segment again 😌

  • @idontreadorreply
    @idontreadorreply ปีที่แล้ว +47

    00:46 well that did not age well lol

  • @daMEGatron
    @daMEGatron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1096

    “Your name is already Nate so just put a d o in front of it.”
    This man is a comedic genius.

    • @andsch3881
      @andsch3881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      And also the way he continued "so go DO that" 😂😂

  • @keyframeclips
    @keyframeclips 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1721

    Me: Don’t joke about cold sore,
    don’t joke about cold sore,
    don’t joke about cold sore.
    Also me: Looks like Kurtis is really going viral.

  • @sailorjupitter1761
    @sailorjupitter1761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1967

    when is part 67 coming out.....i’m still waiting for the punchline :(

    • @Dr4gon_k1tties
      @Dr4gon_k1tties 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Ive been waiting forever 😔

    • @richardgimbel2230
      @richardgimbel2230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      And part 48 to find out what he does to Nate when he gets there.

    • @bigasspockets
      @bigasspockets 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      He tells you in part 75 when part 67 comes out!

    • @lpsquestie3495
      @lpsquestie3495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I'm still waiting for part 69 :(

    • @natebrown2805
      @natebrown2805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      part 4 is only available on the secrets to fame website

  • @MrAwesomeone
    @MrAwesomeone 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    23:27 "hey Maxi pads how's it flowing?"

  • @themossycobble1903
    @themossycobble1903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3390

    When Kurtis doesn’t have a pulse, you know he’s dead.

    • @FudgeEater
      @FudgeEater 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      You just know yk? 😃

    • @jomibo21
      @jomibo21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Haha that’s so Kurtis

    • @hmmm_welll889
      @hmmm_welll889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      YOOO so true 😎😂 that's such a Kurtis move

    • @kuyenalcantara8341
      @kuyenalcantara8341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      when kurtis is vomiting and looks really sick you KNOW he's sick like it's the genuine sickness that gets me /s

    • @kingofyogurt3850
      @kingofyogurt3850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      When kurtis walks you know he's moving

  • @CJMcMoleman
    @CJMcMoleman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +869

    The irony is, by buying Nate's program, Michael DID actually go viral...

  • @americangooner98
    @americangooner98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1070

    When Kurtis starts his videos, YOU KNOW he's gonna give an extra greeting.
    (except for that one time)

    • @roastedbeans2051
      @roastedbeans2051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      We're still traumatized over that??

    • @rattb0i482
      @rattb0i482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@roastedbeans2051 we will never get over it

    • @viletures
      @viletures 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "expect..."
      HUH
      "except..."

    • @sierraxo
      @sierraxo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@rattb0i482 I’m new to the channel so can you tell me which video he forget to give the extra greeting in

    • @pretty948
      @pretty948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😭😭😭

  • @josieblue
    @josieblue 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    i will be forever grateful for the introduction to maxine🙌🏻🙌🏻my queen

  • @violetreich4915
    @violetreich4915 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2637

    When Kurtis opens his mouth, puts food in it, chews and swallows you just KNOW he’s eating

    • @obiwankenobi9141
      @obiwankenobi9141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      when Kurtis opens his eyes and then closes them immediately you know he's blinking.

    • @madeofwasp
      @madeofwasp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      when Kurtis opens his mouth and uses his vocal cords, you KNOW he’s talking

    • @obiwankenobi9141
      @obiwankenobi9141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@madeofwasp when Kurtis turns on the shower and uses soap to scrub himself you know he’s cleaning himself!

    • @hamsa2842
      @hamsa2842 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@obiwankenobi9141 when kurtis opens his mouth to inhale oxygen and then exhales carbon dioxide, you just KNOW he’s breathing

    • @help6691
      @help6691 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      When Kurtis used his brain to send messages to his limbs telling them to make motions, you just KNOW he’s moving

  • @jodivaughn966
    @jodivaughn966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1398

    When kurtis has a mullet, you know it’s a party in the back

    • @sharkimedes
      @sharkimedes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      and business in the front

    • @omnical6135
      @omnical6135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      kurtis in the back, conner in the front

    • @Y0GUR7SHAKE
      @Y0GUR7SHAKE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      crystal methyd and kurtis conner are mullet twins confirmed

    • @nessa.m
      @nessa.m 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😎

  • @hydrigin789
    @hydrigin789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6087

    i just checked her channel out and she is literally the sweetest person out there. shes mkaing videos opening up about her story and giving tips on how to get through deppression. shes genuinely amazing.

    • @Sim-zk9qr
      @Sim-zk9qr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Whast her channel name

    • @pokaay3163
      @pokaay3163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      @@Sim-zk9qr Karissa Duncan

    • @stickarooni8300
      @stickarooni8300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +357

      she also has a girlfriend I’m so happy for her

    • @snakewithapen5489
      @snakewithapen5489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +430

      @@stickarooni8300 I don't think she has a girlfriend, I believe they are just friends. She's talked on her youtube channel about how right now she's just taking time to focus on herself because she wants to love herself first, and is not trying to date anymore atm :)

    • @stickarooni8300
      @stickarooni8300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      @@snakewithapen5489 ohhh thanks for letting me know :))

  • @RubyDennis-lj4yk
    @RubyDennis-lj4yk ปีที่แล้ว +10

    When Kurtis opens his mouth and words come out you KNOW hes talking 🗣🗣🔥🔥

  • @oliviakingg
    @oliviakingg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2491

    Let's take a second to appreciate the fact that Kurtis donated $5,000 to a charity. Good job dude. This is why we love you as our mayor
    Thank you for the likes guys, I am glad you agree! :))

    • @awkwardotter13
      @awkwardotter13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oo what charity?

    • @35thrat
      @35thrat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@awkwardotter13 psarts.org! its in the video :)

    • @ema7867
      @ema7867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fuck yaaaa!!!

    • @abdelwahabnassim6281
      @abdelwahabnassim6281 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/3Kji-J--VRg/w-d-xo.html