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why did i think nicki minaj had a lyric about foam fingers wtf
Honestly I wouldn’t be surprised
Maybe he goes to a lot of games, idk
Idk you tell me
Because she does have foam fingers
My dog died
The legal loophole, is the fact that they are paying influencers for "product placement" and not ads. Thats why influencers arent mentioning or saying anything about the bang at all -- because its not an ad, its product placement in a "normal" video.
Makes a lot of sense. Thanks for explaining :)
That’s fucked up
Some years ago on Italian television you could see the very same thing in every other show. Until it became illegal.
Ohhh thanks for explaining I was confused lol
That makes sense
The CEO looks like he’s wearing someone else’s skin and it’s like slowly falling off
It's the skin of one of his murder victims. You know, one of the ones he kidnapped and forced to watch his workout. Seems plausible.
thats why he works out so much, the human suit is a little big for him
r/rareinsults
@@HeraGan Had to look this r/ up in case it was like r/thathappened lmaooo
u ever seen Staying Positive In The Apocolypse..?? sounds oddly familiar
judging by some of the comments, danny's review, and the crazed look in the ceo's eyes, id wager money that the main ingredient in bang is just straight up cocaine
I wouldnt be surprised honestly if this was true
That actually would explain why that guy in the prank TikTok didn’t actually drink any.
There's 300 mg, so I only drink half of a can a day and save the rest, because drinking a whole can does, in fact, send you to another dimension. (This is coming from someone who has built up a pretty good tolerance)
I've tried both and this is 100% true
Like coca-cola in the old times!
In case anyone was curious, Bangs have about 300 mg of caffeine. The recommended daily maximum is 400 mg. A cup of coffee is about 90 mg and a monster is usually 150 or 180 mg which is high for a lot of energy drinks…
So if I drank a bang and then a monster I’ll fuckin die?
@@fart63 Please dont.
A can of bang has more caffeine than a 5 hour energy, fun fact!
@@fart63 no, it's just fda didn't find adverse effects for caffeine if its less than 400 mg per day for most healthy adults (headaches, insomnia, irritability, elevated heartbeat, etc)
If you drink 4000 mg there's a high enough chance you'll die if you don't receive medical help in time though.
@@roronoa1243 bang = 10 hour energy
The ceo is pretty terrifying. Like if he was walking behind me I would definitely cross the street
I just realised that he is totally the kind of guy who would say to you that when you grow up all the boys are going to try and date you
He's definitely trying to relive his youth for some godforsaken reason. Those tight shirts, the ugly chain and the snapback. Really...uh...trendy. On Jersey Shore 12 years ago.
@@livknapp6054 totally true
@@Maialeen He's got crazy mid-life crisis energy for sure.
to be fair if i saw any white middle aged man alone on a street i would just run 🏃♀️ 💨
Bang is literally liquid meth. I had a can and I had the unstoppable urge to bake cookies and i just couldn’t stop myself
What IS In Bang anyways?
THERES NO WAY IT DOESNT CONTAIN A STIMULANT DRUG
U wouldn't be baking cookies lol😆
@@alexisb2844 i think its a joke or spmethong idk
I had one and I was racing my sister up and down the street 💀
The bang ceo is just a man who turned 17 and thought “Yes. This is the apex of human development. I shall just be 17, professionally, into my 60’s.”
you're hilarious
"It tastes pretty good so I don't wanna stop drinking it, but I also-"
**long concerned stare**
"Alright well-"
I feel like he saw the Bang CEO through his window pointing a gun at him and decided to not finish his sentence lol
I wouldn't trust a company where the CEO looks like the living embodiment of a desperate mid-life crisis.
@@riskyy2933 No stop
Danny bought a jet
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@@clocksbes6115
Brilliant
same lol
They are exploiting a loophole in FCC guidelines where if they never mention “bang energy” or say the word “bang” they don’t need to specify that the videos are sponsored ads. That’s the reason why all these videos awkwardly feature bang energy drinks but no one mentions it, acknowledges it, or has any talking points about it.
Wow that’s lame.
so weird bc u would think that having the hashtags with 'bang' in would count !
HAHAHAHA then Danny's theory is right
Why would they do that? I'm sure just describing Bang and tasting it like Danny did would be a much better "ad" than what they have.
They do all that just so they don’t have to take the 0.5 seconds it takes to type #ad in your caption?
bro, danny staring into the camera when he was explaining how he’s in another universe is so funny. i’m shitting plants
You should probably see a doctor about that. Or a botanist...
Ayo you turned into Leshiy
oh shit
i thought you meant “i’m shitting my pants” for a while, my misread
are you ok?
What kind? roses? Ferns? Cacti?
15:39 unironically, a great example of what sensory overload and auditory processing problems sound like
yupp as someone who struggles with that its pretty accurate
LITERALLY
this is pretty accurate, i actually had to look away from my screen during that portion of the video because it was making my head hurt
Very late but absolutely, I was thinking the same thing. Bang feels like it would taste like my adhd and idk how to feel about that
Now Danny’s gotta make a third channel where he likes to get a little stricter, a little meaner, and a little harsh. He also likes to drink Bang on this channel.
WHY DID I DIE AT “Get a little stricter, get a little meaner, and get a little harsh.” Like why is that so funny
@@emma7478 well I hate to be that guy, but probably because it was a joke that, while true, was said expressly to incite laughter
Yeah
Lmao yes
but if he drinks bang he'll just be super fuckin high
I bet the reason they can’t say “bang” in the ads has something to do with the reason why they don’t have to tell people it’s an ad
Wow that’s really smart, I didn’t think of that, you might be right
Definitely. If you don’t say it then it’s ‘ *not really* ‘ an ad. I wonder if/how much they get paid for those videos
Probably falls under product placement, like in movies when all the cans of coke are facing label out towards the camera
You're spot on! It looks like "product placement" to me, which is a gray area under current law. Often times, product placement does not need to be disclosed. If the content creator mentions Bang or openly endorses a product, "wow Bang is good!", it then becomes an ad that needs to be disclosed. They're obviously exploiting a loophole that I can foresee being closed one day, but who knows with the FTC and the internet and I am sure plenty falls between the cracks.
Oleksa, you smart🍻
Something tells me the CEO used to be a cocaine dealer till he figured out how to produce the same results legally
It’s been a year but this made me laugh so hard lmao
I drank a bang because of this video and had exploding diarrhea for like two hours. My back hurted like hell and I almost pooped my pants. 10/10 Really great detox i feel like my guts are rearranged since then. Thanks Danny now i can fly
I’m a year late to this comment but I can’t stop laughing at it and I feel like it deserves at least one reply so here you go 😭
@@EF-kk3vh same honestly just the phrasing "10/10 really great detox i feel like my guts are rearranged" got me WEAK
if bang has google reviews we should all go and say “10/10 great detox i feel like my guts are rearranged”
@@ianisblue they weny bankrupt lmao
@@oo-ld8xu too many peoples guts were rearranged
The CEO looks like that dad that asks his daughters friends if theyre 18 yet while walking around shirtless.
Wait, what!? That's oddly specific.
@@gautamgrover3026
*But it’s true.*
What in the alabama minor fuck-
@@hartley9003 Oh my god why did this make me laugh XD
It's funny but true
Should've gotten Bang as a sponsor for this vid. They clearly don't care about sponsored videos making their product look worse.
bang destroyed 😩‼️‼️‼️😐😐😐😼
Ah, but he said bang in the video so that's a big no
He dident
I think this video is sponsored... secretly
Confirmed. Unfortunately Danny has made some very racist comments
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0:23 This aged well
If you don’t know, Bang is in bankruptcy because they were sued by Monster. One of the reasons was that Bang lied that their product was healthier than other companies.
@@Al___Come come, everybody, just come
Bangtrupt
@@bbycherub2420I was going to say that
Well considering how Danny described it, it was pretty obvious that it's not healthier at all.
@@shwahgamer name a energy drink that is
My best friend is an avid Bang drinker, and I can tell you from experience that Bang actually does turn you into a walking advertisement.
I always put mine in a wata bohol
@@bingusbongus3109 ah you a bri’ish bloke? 💀
@@bingusbongus3109 you bri'ish mate?
@bingusbongus3109 ah, a bri’ish person. but i wonder, does your wata bohol smell bad after?
Wtf. I drank bang for years. At one point I drank two a day but I dropped it like nothing and just started drinking coffee instead when I tallied up how much money I was spending on bang. Maybe I’m lucky but I just don’t understand why people think it’s so cracked up. It’s no different to me than literally any other energy drink. Coffee does me just the same. I never once got amped from any of these drinks, just made it easier to shake the morning fog off
Nicki Minaj: Phone rangin’ he slangin’
Danny Minaj: Foam fanger he slangin’
1st reply
Here before it’s famous lmao
When you watch too much kids bop
BARS
it's the way he said it with his whole chest too 😭
Judging by how the CEO looks like, the main ingredient of Bang is cocaine.
yes obviously
This comment is underrated
AGREED
😂
And... Really bad hair plugs?
I typically don't react to caffeine strongly, to the extent that I could drink half a pot of coffee and go take a nap immediately after. Even Monster doesn't make me anxious, just makes me feel more present in the moment.
My dad, a massive energy drink enthusiast, left half a can of Bang in my truck after he rode with me, and I figured I'd try it. I finished off the five or six ounces he left in the can, and sat on the couch to read a book. Within twenty minutes, I was panicking, on the verge of an anxiety attack. Keep in mind, the house was quiet, and I was READING A BOOK. Anyways, Bang is no joke, and I don't trust the secret ingredient whatsoever. If I can take ADHD stimulant medication regularly and never feel anxiety as a result, why would a half-drank shitty energy drink cause me to hyperventilate and cry for two hours??
Fun fact, caffeine actually affects people with ADHD dramatically differently than people without! I'm the same way, I have severe ADHD and caffeine makes me drowsy, but drinking one can of bang gave me an anxiety attack. There's definitely something wack in there that's not just caffeine
@@hex0578i have really strong adhd as well and caffeine has never affected me (well, not in the way it does most people - i guess you would just say it affects me differently), which made me wonder if i should try bang just to finally see what it feels like to be caffeinated. these comments have convinced me to uh...not try it after all. :')
One time I drank a bang and it literally made me cry
Was it the insane amount of caffeine or was it the god-awful taste that made you cry?
@@honestdave a mix of both, really.
@@Olivia_Overkill I believe you.
@@Olivia_Overkill honestly ur so real for that. Bang tastes like shit and has so much caffeine that it made me have a panic attack from how fast my heart was racing after drinking it.
This should’ve been titled “Big Bang theory”
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Why was my first thought a large can of bang.
omg yessss
BANG
Danny: this bang ain’t shit
20 minutes later
Danny: I feel like I’m on another plane of existence
love the username
Hi
I've killed a man
Muda
wryyyyyy
the first time i drank a bang i felt like my body was moving faster than my brain. it was insane
Are You the bang ceo
@@KevvyHeikkinen yes. i’m undercover
The little boy of bangs owners went to my school he played the sports and was a normal kid, but then his parents would show up fully clothed in their brand. I could only imagine the embarrassment that he felt.
You forgot the worst part: the CEO claimed that Bang could cure a BUNCH of diseases and stuff like Alzheimer's and Parkinson's. He's absolutely crazy.
whoa what?? How can he even claim that?
lmao
I smell a lawsuit
@@maysunv definitely not. He's had lawsuits against him for it. It's wild, and I'm surprised how many people don't know about the sketchy stuff he's said
My man out here *giving* people Parkinson’s
Bang energy sounds like a fake company in a Disney movie that overtakes the future world
Sounds like that drink that turned everyone into zombies in Sunset Overdrive, an Xbox1 launch title
LMAOOOO
You know what... it does.. why didn't we think about this before...
OMG YES
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there's something about the earnest, childlike magical thinking of "dang, that must be how they get it to taste so good, those cans are havin' fun" that made my day XD
When he said he was only 1/4 through the can and already felt like he was on another planet that was so relatable! These drinks should probably be illegal because you definitely feel like you're high by the time you finish one.
The CEO looks like a 60 year old frat boy that misses his younger years so he throws on a backwards cap and hangs around high schools and attends every football game to try and relive his glory days.
I can pretty much guarantee he owns a motorcycle and/or a speed boat and most definitely has a trans am.
he also looks like someone you wouldn’t want to leave your kids alone with
why is this is so specific 😭
So specific yet 100% accurate
Oddly specific
Oh hey
i can’t believe danny didn’t point out that the nicki minaj lyrics he was saying is from the song “bang bang”
PFFFF-
Who wants AirPods Pro? 💫🤯
I will choose everyone who Iike my Iast song "Augen auf Dich"
shut up you’re so right. missed opportunity 😔
@@diordo4109 was bruda
@@diordo4109 Naw I have better headphones than that, so I'm just gonna go dislike it
The "concert" scenes were filmed at Turning Point USA, one of the largest right-wing conferences. The CEO was also a massive donor to Trump. I know there's no ethical consumption under capitalism, but when a company makes their politics that blatant (especially politics that are so actively leaning toward fascism), folks might want to reconsider supporting them.
I had a bang once. I went to gym an hour later and felt like if I didn't run around like a maniac, I'd die. But that happens whenever I drink any energy drink. When gym ended, my stomach hurt and then an hour later I was extremely hungry, which only further convinced me it was made of pure drugs. 1/10, just drink a monster instead, they're a lot better and healthier (relatively)
Bang Influencers should be called "Bangers". Bang Music should not
🤣🤣
bang influencers 🤝 bangers 🤝bopping music
🤝
sexaholics
@@alternativegreeting3637 PLEASE THIS IS SO FUNNY
Lol
I love how Danny’s criteria for if something is popular is if he’s seen it at his local Target
things that are popular: bang, mossimo tank tops, plastic storage containers
@@sadielappin8862 LOL
Target stocks it = popularity
you know you’ve made when your in Danny’s local Target
This comment is unfunny and I think am reconsidering playing minecraft with you
the idea of a military guy saying over the radio “aight kill ‘em” is hilarious to me
I’ve worked in gyms primarily, and yeah Bang has a cult-like following, makes you vibrate 9x your normal frequency, and tastes like liquid candy. It almost became like a currency on the weight room floor, a bang black market if you will. And I once drank two in an hour before work and proceeded on with my shift from the hyperspace dimension. We’d steal cans from each other it was like the Wild West for a minute. Damn now I want one lol
"bang black market" I never thought I would end up reading that
"tastes like liquid candy" nah, every flavor i've tried tasted like shit. either all of y'all have bad taste, or we haven't been drinking the same drink.
@@negligible_reality they didn't say it tasted like GOOD candy lmfao
@@negligible_reality yeah either those two or the fact that the ways people perceive the taste of food and drinks are wildly varied
I work in the press industry and had the pleasure of talking to the Bang CEO on the phone and email. And let me tell you, he was the rudest, cockiest, most vile piece of crap when he didn't get exactly what he wanted. He had the attitude (and intellect) of a toddler.
Surprising no one
Please don't insult toddlers like that
I volunteered at a preschool once. I can personally tell you how inaccurate this is. The toddlers easily have over double his intellectual function.
Um that’s very offensive to toddlers.
@@n30n66what is blud waffling about
“Bang cinematic universe” sounds like a pornographic company that was created after after infinity war
😂
@@eucalyptusstudios7782 Know real reasons behind Farmer's protest in India
Watch
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"Biggest protest in world history"
@@ariskaur No
Or a virtual reality hentai game
And their first releases are “The Wolverpeen,” “Thor: The Pork World” and “The Incredible Bulk.” But I hear “Endbang” is the best.
I drank bang because of this video and it felt like my organs were melting
"Health conscious' doesn't bang have four warning labels on it?
The Bang CEO looks like he only eats bang cans as food.
I'm not sure if you mean just the liquid or the actual cans too, but either way I agree.
@@user-mq8ci2il8s b o t h
He sounds like it, too
He does I’ve seen him do it
He lives in it.
Breathes it.
Tastes it.
Loves it.
The dad avoiding the bang energy drink was like when you open a card with money in it but pretend you only care about the card and don’t even see the money
HA YES
Haha yeah, I do that all the time
except unlike money nobody actually likes band energy
I only do that when the person who gave me the card is right in front of me hehehehe
2:15 I am absolutely miffed that Danny did not take the opportunity to say "That's enough bang for his buck". How could you Danny.
I drank a full bang on an empty stomach and I felt like my skin was burning and tingling inside and out. I was noticeably shaking too
@@p1x1e.k1tty haven’t had a bang since then, I’ve never felt anything like that. I swear they drug it
The ceo of bang looks exactly how I would imagine him to look lmao
He looks like if Papa John took a lot of drugs, then decided to make an energy drink made by his own sweat
@@jonasnygren7230 Bold of you to assume that isn’t what happened
@@roksforbrains It happened
Kinda looks like thanos ngl
He dresses like bladee
plot twist: this is secretly an advertisment for bang.
bouta file a lawsuit 😤
*checks description just incase
WHAATTTTTTTTT! THIS MADE MY BRAIN GO BANG! wait he wasnt joking about that bang part? goodbye, im gonna die, from all the guns, going bang
@@user-yd4yx9ii1r hi
No it's not because he said the b word
13:54 ironic that song's called bang bang
I'd just like to say that the first (and only) time I had a bang energy, my heart rate and blood pressure were so high that I actually called my mom to tell her I think I might have a heart attack. I was up the entire night just sitting there hoping I wouldn't die lmao
Who needs Bang? We all know that la croix is the most popular drink. Ever. Don't look that up.
La croix taste like warm lighter fluid and that cannot be changed
@@boat3761 I know, it's absolutely delicious😌
@@boat3761 r/woooosh
This is the wrong channel to be talking about La Croix! That’s his second Chanel 🤷🏼♂️ that being said.... it’s the nectar of the gods.
@@sussyamogusman2248 take the r/ back to the trash where it belongs.
The legal loophole is just them not saying the product name
Same way product placement is in movies and tv shows without them being labeled commercials... so weird that this kid couldn’t figure that out lol
@@PeepGamePopoff that "kid" is married
@@Ziege.08 nice
@@PeepGamePopoff he 26
That would make sense if they weren't also tagging the product and the products ceo in all these posts lol. That idea kind of crumbles when you realize that any other product displayed in the video isn't tagged except for bang. Like they don't post a movie trailer with like just a lone #cocacola in there lol
For those who don't know- CoQ10 is a coenzyme that your body naturally makes that has to do with turning food into energy and fights free radicals (particles that damage cells). It's usually taken as a supplement to help with metabolism and heart things and it's also supposed to make exercise more beneficial. I only know all of this cause I take it for my migraines lol- it's actually a very useful little part of your life you've just never noticed or heard of. One of those things you don't pay attention to until you don't get enough
6:07 I sort of envy these dudes ability to not care about anything or feel embarrassed cause i could NEVER
birthday cake soda sounds like literally the worst flavor of soda ever
You’ve never had a dead body soda.
My friend gave me some birthday cake bang and it was the nastiest thing I’ve ever consumed. It was way too sweet and made me sick to my stomach for a few days
That is the most America drink I've ever heard of
@@lauriepops2783 please😭😭
Great as a cookie, awful as a soda.
Seems dirty. I'm guessing it's their loophole workaround on FTC guidelines, if they never directly promote the drink, then maybe no disclosure is required for the endorsement?
Yeah like its just product placement
I see a lot of them that have #ad but also the loophole is that they don’t talk about the product it’s just there, there’s no actual endorsement
Don't read my profile picture 😊
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@@dont6927 ok
@@dont6927 ok i won’t
freshman year of college i had to drink a bang every night to fall asleep and that’s when i realized the adhd was going too far
You're right on the reasoning behind the name, I drank two in like three hours once and felt like I was gonna explode
the CEO is built like a class action sexual harassment lawsuit
Lmaooooo 😂
oh good it's not just me then
What an accurate description
Perfect description
danny is drifting dangerously close to actual investigative journalism
Not really even close. He clear excludes info or will gaslight just to make his point valid
@@johnnyfkingsilverhand7120 y u mad
B where’d you get mad from? Im just stating things ive noticed.
@@johnnyfkingsilverhand7120 where does that come from?
@@johnnyfkingsilverhand7120 Im sorry but I really don’t understand where you are getting that he’s “gaslighting” idea from... like is it from a specific moment in this video or any other? Because I’ve never felt like Danny was trying to gaslight me with one of his videos... 🤷🏽♀️
I remember once drinking a energy drink with 400 mg of caffeine at a gas station and it gave me hiccups for days. Idk why but it made bang do the same thing to bang I get hiccups from them.
bang has 300 mg
I remember when I worked at Walgreens I was immediately caught off guard when when the registered asked for I.D. when I scanned a can of Bang.
All bang marketing has such “hello, fellow kids” energy
I agree
I really haven't thought about this, but the fact that an energy drink's target audience are kids is really weird.
@@vinimooraess dang that’s true
bruh bang also sells disposable vapes and no one ever talks about it like that’s so wierd
@@PP-my4ut bruh, they sell vapes.. The CEO looks like a 40 year old guy trying to get hip with the kids smh
So Bang will:
-revive your dead friend
-make you do push-ups
-make you want to run 10 miles
-Buys a tv for your dad
-makes you dance in public
Sounds cool
Sounds like staminup, quick revive, and kind of juggernog in 1 drink
All at once or is it just, like, a roulette
There is another 😏
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@@riskyy2657 begone spam
Fun fact: One can of Bang has 300mg of caffeine. For scale, one regular Monster has 160mg (but does make higher caffeine content)
So, you know, completely normal
For anyone curious, a typic can of Bang has 300mg of caffeine, vs Red bull with 80mg
Everyone: Pornstars
Me, an intellectual: Bang Influencers
XD
HEY DONT SAY THE B WORD
@@duck8508 bong
@@duck8508 boop
@@augustttreallll beep
idk why bang as a company just gives me cult vibes, maybe it is the people at the "concerts" who look extremely happy to be there
You can catch a glimpse in the background, but these events are at something run by Turning Point USA, which is a right wing group. They are known for pushing pretty ridiculous claims without evidence.
@@gooseincitypark what is them being right wing have to do with this
@@VicerimusMortem I don't know, I guess it's just weird in this case because they're an energy drink company.
@@VicerimusMortem ....they’re...an...energy drink company. It’s bizarre for a drink company to have a political stance.
@@dallischu2950 The only reason I made the comment was to not try to start a political war because of his mentioning of the companies political stance but then I saw your comment and thought, "Wait why the hell does a drink company *have* a political stance anyways?" So yeah, it's pretty goddamn weird for a company to have that.
This is definitely one of Danny’s best videos lol. I know he said another one was his favorite he’s made (whether that was before or after this one I’m not sure lol) I watched it twice back to back it was just funny as heck and I literally laughed out loud so much (and I’m an emotionless void so I really appreciate it).
9:44 because they don’t properly say: buy bang energy and just holding it in the camera, I think it is not against any law
Energy drinks now: “bang”
Energy drinks 10 years from now: “thump”, “boink”, “whack”, “glug”
Edit: lmaoo “dude lemme get a sip of that thwack”
“a sip of that kerplunk tho, amiright”
Glug and Boink sound good ngl
i’d drink glug tho
give me glug right now
I’d drink a Boink.
honestly i'll take every stock of thump and glug
Is the CEO okay. Like- is he okay? Is he holding me hostage?
lmfaoo
He's a huge creep, from what I remember. Casey Aonso did a video on him a while back. The dude has always just made me incredibly uncomfortable. Despite being a pretty big guy, I feel like I'd have a flight rather than fight response to that man.
He looks like he is holding someone hostage while also being held hostage at the same time.
he's probably high on bang xD
he is definitely not okay because he's a huge trump supporter and donator so there's something off lol
If you’ve ever heard bang by AJR, then you know that everytime he says Bang, there’s a gunshot sound, now I know why
That Christmas picture looks like his wife was like “oh let’s dress all nice and with the kids on Christmas day and take a nice picture!” And he was mad and compromised by wearing pants. 😂
danny's hair cut makes him look like those kids that were popular on musically in 2016
idk heeeee lookkkkssss cuteeeeee i- 😭
OMG NO I- 💀💀💀💀
Hehehehe mmmmmm bang go brrrrr
I like it 😌
@@zukhrufhussain5885 holy shit just type normally
Plot twist: This video is a Bang advertisement and he didn’t disclose it because of their contract
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I think that's illegal
@@Raven-2000 yes it technically is
But he said the b word, so he’s gonna get kidnapped
Impossible. He said the word "bang" and talked about the product
That bang experience sounds like one hell of a caffeine overdose. Tbh thanks for warning me, I have migraines, and I have the shakes from drinking just a tad too much coffee sometimes. If i drank a bit of that can I think Id actually get sick and maybe instigate a long term migraine episode.
....." I never thought about that..I guess that is the name of my drink "!
Hilarious!!!
the ceo looks like someone who would play a principal in every early 2000s movie ever
yes, i agree
Yes actually-
i knew he looked familar
Or like a Disney original movie villain
PLS
the ceo looks like there is a whole nother person inside him contracting his muscles
When I saw him with the gold necklace, all I could think of was Bling-Bling Boy from Johnny Test.
Rare insults
@@SuperCosmicMutantSquid lmaoooooo
Ennard's been working out
“Nother” 😂😂😂
I drank Bang one time, and I did feel like I was gonna explode lol
13:43 I think that the bang CEO is Nikki Minaj in disguise bc he quotes lyrics from a song called "bang bang" with Jessie J and Ariana grande and the company is called bang...... And he has concerts and music just like nikki....
PLS I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEKKE TO NOTICE THIS
10 years later and danny still can’t stop drinking radical skadattle
Radical
Radical
Radical
Its only felt like a few minutes to him, cut him some slack
Radicool
my moms boyfriend was looking at what I was watching and when he saw Danny holding the bang he said "isn't he too young to drink that"
Confirmed Danny is 12
Yes, you have to be 99 to drink bang
I mean he didn't handle it well, when only drank a quarter of the can so he's right
i mean danny is 6 so yeah he is
@@dreamfulnoah1467 i feel like if you drank a bang at 99, youd instantly die.
I counted all the times you said “bang” and wow 104 times!
that’s about 1 bang every 20 sec.
Me and my sibling tried a bang once, I took a sip and my heart HURT, and when my sibling tried some their nose started bleeding so-
I can’t believe no one has mentioned how the Nicki Minaj lyrics Danny sang are literally from a song called “Bang Bang”
Idk man, I think he made up a whole new song with “foam finger, he slangin”
Coincidence? I think not!
He thought that was the lyric. Who can blame him?
@@ErinLastNameRedacted you suck at parties
*OMG no way i found danny gonzalez second channel, bro it’s crazy here’s a link->!* th-cam.com/video/xPxgF4K_h7g/w-d-xo.html
The Bang CEO wringing his sweat into the cans has the same energy as Cosmo wringing his socks into the lemonade in Fairly OddParents
I feel like the ceo is just cosmo if he was 50 years older and was heavily addicted to meth for 20 years
OMG it does! 😂
whoa fancy seeing u here
funny seein u here
SCOTT
Hey Danny! About the light show the cans of bang go through, it's to check if any of them have photosensitive epilepsy! Since they're typically consumed at parties, it would only make sense. Thanks for listening!
Probably need a follow up now they’ve gone belly up
why is nobody talking about the fact that the nicki minaj lyric is from a song called bang bang
*OMG no way i found danny behind the scenes, bro it’s crazy here’s a link!* th-cam.com/video/xPxgF4K_h7g/w-d-xo.html
☠️☠️☠️ omfg howd i not realize
@lilstaargirl 13:51
my arianator self is going insane rn
IT AINT KARAOKE NIGHT BUT GET THE MIC CAUSE IM SINGING
bang has 300mg of caffeine, which is about twice the amount as a monster-
Healthy
sources vary, though it seems to be more than 2x the amount
Dude that would make me shake like an inbred chihuahua. Who the hell needs that much caffeine?
I have a friend that drank 2 bangs and passed out on the ground
@@bensteinberg2039 oh my fucking god
Judging from this wonderfully orchestrated video essay I can now assume that there is a drink called “BANG” that magically lowers your IQ, makes you rich, and contains addictive substances
The funniest thing just happened… at 7:24 , right when he was saying advertising, an ad popped up and I was lmao
Same
I wouldn't be surprised if the Bang CEO is actually some guy posing to be the Bang CEO while the real CEO is just some normal guy who likes energy drinks
Or some very, very rich guy who knows that outrage marketing gets those good views and can afford to pay somebody with zero self esteem or inhibitions to pose as the CEO.
HE SAID IT, EVERYONE SHOOT!
@@baronbestie5886 I saw this right as that sketch happened. Also nice profile
I really wish you were right- , but I fear that he is actually a real person, not a joke- I mean he's a joke, but ...he's real....but....
or just likes money
ironically, danny trying bang out of curiosity makes me much more compelled to buy one than the entire advertisements about them
BANG: i-it uhh... it uhh fuckin sends you to a different plain
Yea my friend had bang once and said it was good and I was like prolly not, then I got one cuz I wanted to know for sure (I got blue razz, it’s terrible dont try it lol)
Is ketchup a drink?
Yea
Bruh they’re actually rlly good
To put everything into perspective, Bang contains 300mg of caffine every 16oz, matching Reign with 300mg of caffine per 16oz can. 5-Hour shots contain 230mg/caffine per shot. C4 [16oz], Celcius [12oz], Ghost [16oz], and Alani NU [12oz] contain 200mg/caffine per can. Full Throttle contains 197mg of caffine per 16oz. Monster and Rockstar have 160mg of caffine per 16oz can. GFuel has 140mg of caffine per 16oz can. ZOA has 120mg of caffine per 12oz can. Red bull has 114oz of caffine per 12oz can.