James May has crashed his Tesla! | Everything wrong with his Model S

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  • James May revealed his Tesla Model S years ago on the DriveTribe channel, and he has been using it as a daily ever since. It has taken a bit of a hammering since then, and he admits to having crashed it on more than one occasion. He decided to take Mike Fernie for a tour of the bumps and scrapes, before sending him off to fix them.
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  • @nickolastiguan
    @nickolastiguan 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +980

    Came for a car video, stayed for May’s iconic shirt.

    • @ghomerhust
      @ghomerhust 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      i want to know what it is made of, because it's been around a LONG time

    • @mrflippant
      @mrflippant 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      @@ghomerhust I think that, for posterity, someone ought to go back into the TG archives and find every bit of him wearing that shirt, and then make a compilation showing the color fading over time. I suspect it will have faded entirely to white before he stops wearing it.

    • @jlancaster7482
      @jlancaster7482 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      100%!

    • @colmmorley
      @colmmorley 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I watched one of May's travel shows last week and he was wearing that same shirt🤣😂

    • @AsadNazif
      @AsadNazif 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      He wore this on the Patagonia special didn’t he? He was in the lotus 😂

  • @fuzzy3440
    @fuzzy3440 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +508

    part of James' problem is that it is so wide. At 77 inches (195.58cm) it is nearly as wide as an F150 (79.9 inches). It was designed for the U.S. road system, not the UK.

    • @khanikun
      @khanikun 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      Actually, that's about the width of any large luxury sedan. Audi A8, BMW 7 series, BMW 8 series, Merc S class, etc. They're all around 194-196 cm. Then you got all the different SUVs roaming the roads in the UK, which are just as wide.

    • @emilysmith6670
      @emilysmith6670 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      @@khanikun but in an SUV you have an unconsciousness awareness about how big it is, the model S just looks like a pretty normal saloon car so maybe psychologically you dont think its as large as it actually is

    • @typhoon-7
      @typhoon-7 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      We have cars and trucks in the UK as wide as in the USA. Our motorway lanes are the same width as highway lanes in the US etc... We have some old villages with narrow roads but you always see 7.5 ton trucks and long wheelbase sprinter vans everywhere all of which are bigger than a Tesla or an F150 for that matter.

    • @ricardo1e93
      @ricardo1e93 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      London is literally the world capital of asfalt crawlers, just for info.

    • @xXBurntBaconXx
      @xXBurntBaconXx 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      A Range Rover is 80.1" wide, designed in the UK.

  • @andljoy
    @andljoy 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1541

    I did not know James could drive fast enough to have a crash .

    • @austinmoore5334
      @austinmoore5334 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +213

      Unless its a sweet old Mitsubishi evo before they turned to garbage. Those also get him in trouble 😅

    • @TheProject_Clu
      @TheProject_Clu 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +88

      I didn't either until the Scandi flick special.😂

    • @JaegerDreadful
      @JaegerDreadful 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      @@austinmoore5334 Nothing suprised me as much as that crash. And I am sure that wall also quiet suprised James aswell, maybe he had his reading glasses on then too?

    • @dodgywheelsandropeywiring5697
      @dodgywheelsandropeywiring5697 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      My dad always said, driving slowly is the hard part. (he was a truck driver).

    • @notman05
      @notman05 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Only in tunnels

  • @enffootballlab2022
    @enffootballlab2022 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +127

    Captain slow clearly not been driving slowly

    • @stiprus_garsas
      @stiprus_garsas 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Captain "doing 6 in the 5 zone" now 😁

    • @jameslewis8227
      @jameslewis8227 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Well, his nickname isn’t Captain Cautious…

    • @dengernoodle4391
      @dengernoodle4391 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Half his accidents seem to be on the driveway or putting the car away lol

  • @Wraithdagger
    @Wraithdagger 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +202

    First it's Hammond crashing everything now it's May. How times have changed.

    • @Elwaves2925
      @Elwaves2925 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      James didn't want to be left behind, now Clarkson is crashing his farm machinery and Hammond is being Hammond.

    • @EliteLucarioRS
      @EliteLucarioRS 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He basically wrote off the evo

    • @BMack37
      @BMack37 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Wish this happened sooner since James normally goes really slow so he only scratches paint. Hammond totals cars and almost kills himself every time.

    • @GloomGaiGar
      @GloomGaiGar 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Elwaves2925 It's more the countryside crashing into the orangutan's massive tractor.

    • @Elwaves2925
      @Elwaves2925 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@GloomGaiGar A perfect Clarkson excuse.

  • @tomix2210
    @tomix2210 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +222

    I'm glad James appears in this episode, and I hope he comes back again, Drive Tribe has its own style, but he and also Jeremy, could be part of this sometimes, it's nostalgic😅

    • @HankAaronJoseph19
      @HankAaronJoseph19 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      I only watch this channel for May and Hammond.

    • @Yvolve
      @Yvolve 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      It was set up by all three, but Clarkson has sold his share I think. May is doing more of the cooking side of the Tribe websites, Hammond mainly does the DriveTribes as he can combine it with his workshop and get exposure for that as well. Unlikely for Clarkson to show up any time soon unfortunately.

  • @briskyfeet
    @briskyfeet 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +105

    why is james taking richards place ? richard is the crash man 🤣

    • @michaelrice500
      @michaelrice500 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Richard crashes with much more enthusiasm.

    • @xrocketsinghx
      @xrocketsinghx 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@michaelrice500 James starting to give competition to RH with the Scandi Crash

  • @ethan999oz
    @ethan999oz 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +78

    I'd have never imagined one of James' car to be in such a condition. Hammond's,... I'd be surprised if it's still in one piece.

  • @elizabethshoemaker2008
    @elizabethshoemaker2008 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    I am so, so happy to see James on Drivetribe. I hope Lucy continues to make cameos as well. This is gonna be fun!

  • @mycha7244
    @mycha7244 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    2:33 Sarah my other half helpfully put rocks on the driveway of our house so I can drive into them.. "helpfully" LOL love James' sense of humor 😄

    • @LethalJizzle
      @LethalJizzle 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Possibly in retaliation for taking her to a plywood exhibition

  • @anthonywaller4911
    @anthonywaller4911 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

    From my far off days as an automotive engineer, I think many wheels are 5 spoke is because the stress calculation is easy with 5 spokes. This was explained to me by Bob Upcott-Gill, the suspension guru at Rolls-Royce in the 80's, where I worked at the time.

    • @cameratool
      @cameratool 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Odd number of spokes gives wheel equal gyroscopic inertia at all fractions of rotation. Same reason windmills have three blades instead of two.

    • @sjwright2
      @sjwright2 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@cameratool Odd number of spokes... one is an odd number 🤣

    • @waynedl99
      @waynedl99 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@sjwright2 Citroen did it with steering wheels

    • @Its-Just-Gizmo
      @Its-Just-Gizmo 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I heard this years ago too actually. Dunno if it's true but that's what I heard 🤷‍♂️

    • @pauldavies6037
      @pauldavies6037 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@cameratool correct

  • @pcfps1156
    @pcfps1156 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    As a new driver (I'm 17), it's nice to know that even a long time car journalist has the occasional bump and scrape even on a modern car with a multitude of sensors and technologies. Makes me feel less bad about relying too much on my own car's sensors and having a couple scratches.

    • @Jonny_The_Organism
      @Jonny_The_Organism 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      That's the problem with the newbies....too much reliance on technology and sensors....in the olden days, people like myself relied on our own senses and spacial awareness.....

    • @ph0nkwalk3r
      @ph0nkwalk3r 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      that pfp says so many things!!!!!

    • @danpaul4975
      @danpaul4975 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Seeing a more experienced driver constantly scraping a car isn't the benchmark any 17 year old should be comparing to

    • @Gaspard129
      @Gaspard129 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Still, learn the techniques on how to drive and avoid these bumps/scraps WITHOUT the tech and sensors. We're far too reliant on technology as it is, and learning the old ways can be rewarding.

  • @tajulislam1522
    @tajulislam1522 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    Respect to you James and Richard, for keeping the saga alive. I've been an avid fan since 2003 so still watch the re-runs on a certain media platform which isn't Dave. Would've been nice if Jeremy was still involved.

    • @oliverkachani
      @oliverkachani 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Im confused why he isn't tho, I guess he's just too busy with the farm but still odd cause it seems he still loves the grand tour and has been on drivetribe in the past.

    • @1ybr
      @1ybr 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@oliverkachani some say he sold his share of the channel, some say he didn't liked it, some say its because of what he said, all we know is... He's probably won't be featured any time soon

  • @armandsimonis7992
    @armandsimonis7992 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +260

    Most simple explanation for James' Tesla has more bruises than all his other cars is that James drives most of his daily miles with his Tesla.

    • @pauliewalnuts240
      @pauliewalnuts240 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      I agree he used this car as his daily beater. Most damage happens during routine tasks where complacency reduces your attention. It does also make me wonder if it's related to his age though.
      ​@@jagvette1I hate electric cars aswell but I can talk about them without mentioning my dislike, especially when it's irrelevant to what was initially said.

    • @Ryzza5
      @Ryzza5 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I drive all of my miles with my one car which is not banged up like this Tesla.

    • @lockingdiff
      @lockingdiff 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Yeah but the thing is that all of the damage has occurred at the ends of his journeys (parking or entering a garage), with the wheel damage being the exception.

    • @foxxster3565
      @foxxster3565 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Forgot to get the Alcolock option by the sounds of it.

    • @JamesMorgan2
      @JamesMorgan2 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      @@jagvette1 having lived with one for 4 years, I can safely say over that period I've spent a substantially less amount of time waiting for my car to charge than you have at petrol/gas stations filling up. I've also had zero fires :/

  • @andrerenault
    @andrerenault 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    James May's tractor story is oddly reminiscent of the story of the fastest rental car… in the world.

    • @jeremyfong5684
      @jeremyfong5684 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Was that the Sailboat vs Car challenge in New Zealand?

    • @JoseAlfonsoChavez
      @JoseAlfonsoChavez 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jeremyfong5684 Yes

  • @lord_scrubington
    @lord_scrubington 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    the jab at Lucy Brown is savage XD

  • @midnightrider6985
    @midnightrider6985 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    James is getting great mileage out of that T~shirt. I remember it on top gear when the stig .. I mean James did a record lap .. 😂

  • @grigorsamsa6564
    @grigorsamsa6564 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    I appreciate James taking the time to properly do a completely 2023-appropriate clickbaity thumbnail for the video. That is true professionalism.

  • @bnightm
    @bnightm 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Take a shot every time James gestures with his hands to the sides.

  • @austinmoore5334
    @austinmoore5334 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    I feel like the odd number of rivets and such looking better comes from it being easier to havr a rivet be direct center so its easier to be perfectly symmetrical. Say theres 31 rivets. 15 will be on 1 side working towards center and 15 on other side with the 16th rivet matching directly center.

  • @jinsoku2079
    @jinsoku2079 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    The legend James May! I’m excited for the show from India.

  • @OfflineSetup
    @OfflineSetup 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    “Sugar on the seat” I think we now know why it is prone to scrapes

  • @KidsQuizes
    @KidsQuizes 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    'Sarah, my other half helped me out rocks on my driveway so I can run into them'😂😂😂😂

  • @kelsyschoenhaar8717
    @kelsyschoenhaar8717 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    We need a Lucy rebuttal... or JM roast. :-) Get 'em Lucy!

    • @spiller83
      @spiller83 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Absolutely!

  • @MasakoX
    @MasakoX 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Let's not forget that at the beginning, James had a Bentley now THAT is a big car.

  • @navidtayari5418
    @navidtayari5418 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Him saying "i am very old" just makes me sad, worse than my dad saying it😂

  • @AmauryJacquot
    @AmauryJacquot 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    problem is between the seat and the steering wheel 🤣

  • @jameslewis8227
    @jameslewis8227 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    James seems to have collected the scuffs and scratches just so he could get Mike to have them all corrected/fixed with channel sponsor money…

  • @jacfox7263
    @jacfox7263 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    May is turning into hammond with the amount of crashes he's having

  • @doritofan1002
    @doritofan1002 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    James may is the guy who walks around with the newest iphone with no case… and crashes it more than once

  • @nadnerb2k
    @nadnerb2k 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    James scuffed his electric car, so he's taking it to the bloke who destroyed a Rimac . . .

  • @theJohnGaltLine
    @theJohnGaltLine 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Well done on the camera pan to show the wheel when May was waxing on about spokes.

  • @-PLAYER0NE-
    @-PLAYER0NE- 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I love these guys. I need to find a way to watch all the old top gear episodes without paying a fortune.

    • @noneofyourbiz982
      @noneofyourbiz982 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Pluto TV has them all free on demand

    • @Jistarii
      @Jistarii 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      So does utorrent

  • @nickolastiguan
    @nickolastiguan 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    May needs to get full PPF and ceramic coating for his cars 😂

    • @waynedl99
      @waynedl99 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I think that's the plan for the plug - probably on the new car though, but maybe on the S for when it's sold..

  • @djmouseshadow4735
    @djmouseshadow4735 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Been driving a Bolt EUV and I absolutely LOVE it's small form to slice through traffic, easy to park.

  • @shannono8397
    @shannono8397 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This video made my day!
    Your shirt too!!! YASSS even numbers are very pleasing to me too: in math...to make art & stencil patterns.
    James I can't wait till you get your new Tesla! I bet it'll feel great.
    Thank you for making me feel not as bad, I still haven't bonded with my new Toyota,
    she is a magnet for dings too...but drove through the high waters in Vermont this week so well.
    I CANT WAIT FOR "Our Man in India"

  • @agungsedayu6219
    @agungsedayu6219 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    you should restore james may evo, it would be amazing project

    • @H.K_R
      @H.K_R 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It was way beyond repair. The whole chassis was bent out of shape and would cost more than the value of the car x3 over.

  • @JP-lz6gc
    @JP-lz6gc 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I got to the 4-minute mark before I realised James was not having a seizure at the beginning of the video 😂

  • @bobgenghiskhan2499
    @bobgenghiskhan2499 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Yup. All those sensors on my Model 3 and I've dinged the back at zero miles an hour and fell off the road thanks to black ice. Dinged the NSR wheel three times in one year. It's also horrendously expensive to repair! Deep blue metallic is also a lot of paint as it's a three-stage job.

  • @Glassjar34
    @Glassjar34 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The rustling of May's jacket as he's doing the impression of Lucy is golden.

  • @MadShadow_
    @MadShadow_ 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    Leaving the Tesla in Hammonds care? I kinda expect some form of pranking with the car.

    • @Bratfalken
      @Bratfalken 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Boardwalk feelers connected to the emergencybrake! 🤣

    • @stevebutterworth1937
      @stevebutterworth1937 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Deck chair for a seat!….and a V12 in the rear!

    • @parklife27
      @parklife27 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      he will break the air conditioner and make the heater goes full

    • @thomasawl
      @thomasawl 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Superglue the volume dial.

    • @Bratfalken
      @Bratfalken 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@thomasawl old and in an iPad Tesla????

  • @davidupton8100
    @davidupton8100 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I moved from a blue Model S exactly like this (that I'd run into various things) to a Model 3 Performance, and I didn't look back, the M3P is brilliant for all the reasons James mentioned. This feels like me!

    • @GloomGaiGar
      @GloomGaiGar 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      but you don't have the other machines he has. Maybe 5% you?

  • @JohnySv
    @JohnySv 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The striped jumper with the yellow hoodie is an explosive mixture!

  • @MSI2k
    @MSI2k 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I just love James.. I was alarmed as Mike when he said he might not live that long.. but then he just said a typical James thing lol

  • @marvinpollmann232
    @marvinpollmann232 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Anyone else had to think about "the fastest car in the world" Top gear episode, where Jeremy crashed into a wall while moving out of the way of an agricultural vehicle, when james talked about his curbed rims?

    • @ethanhunt2263
      @ethanhunt2263 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Newzealand toyota rental episode in which a maniacal tractor driver driving at 70 mph swerved in front of jeremy😂

  • @ConvincedIdiot
    @ConvincedIdiot 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    If anything, this makes me think the paint is better on a Tesla than the rumors suggest.

  • @user-gc1zn5mn4p
    @user-gc1zn5mn4p 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    It's time for James to hire a chauffeur. ;)

  • @tyronewhitehead3123
    @tyronewhitehead3123 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Hello you. Allways a pleasure to watch anything you do James

  • @F8Tributo
    @F8Tributo 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Three spoke wheels looked wickedly cool on the Gen 1 Viper. Especially with the ones on the concept car seen on the show circuit, which were even more deeply dished.

  • @rayfowler5038
    @rayfowler5038 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Get Richard to take the motor out and fit a proper V8 😂

    • @NotUrDJ
      @NotUrDJ 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Richard as in Rich Rebuilds tho

    • @goldreverre
      @goldreverre 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      So that it will take off slower, have less carrying space and will also need regular maintenance... OK, interesting idea.

  • @coryxj6er873
    @coryxj6er873 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I was exactly the same with my kia stinger James, I liked it, but I wasn't that attached to it as I though I would be and got complacent when driving and had a couple of low speed dings. Back in a ford ranger pick up now and love it.
    Weird isn't it how things like that happen.

  • @johnnycanuck250
    @johnnycanuck250 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    THE RUGBY SHIRT, with the hi-vis yellow jacket. I've had a crisis.

  • @ant647448336
    @ant647448336 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    This is considered "as new" in Spain 😆

  • @iamjohndeleon
    @iamjohndeleon 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    what's with the opening and closing of the hands XD

    • @matsnaxxusson6022
      @matsnaxxusson6022 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      They're making fun of Lucy Brown doing those hand gestures in her videos lol he says it at 0:19

  • @timpellett9701
    @timpellett9701 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Can’t wait for the follow up to this one! ✌️

  • @rossrichards8021
    @rossrichards8021 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Is it Christmas time in the UK?! Why did it take so long to release?!

  • @MrREDSTAR20
    @MrREDSTAR20 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    James may never crashes cars he just stops slowly into things lol

  • @tobiasgoeller6592
    @tobiasgoeller6592 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    OBJECTION. SAABs 3-Spoke wheels are still cult!

    • @VespaPhil
      @VespaPhil 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Correct. That’s the first thing I thought.

    • @acptelford1307
      @acptelford1307 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And they’re a perfect fit on a Citroen CX

  • @Cherokeelion
    @Cherokeelion 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Nice to see James on Drivetribe!

  • @pedrocheJ
    @pedrocheJ 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The comment of the rims is perfect, I've thought it many times. The exception could be the 6 spoke rims in the c63 AMG years ago, they look stuning.

  • @andydufresne8034
    @andydufresne8034 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I've always puzzled over gravel driveways. Isn't the idea to keep pebbles away from cars? Don't the tires kick them up into the paint?

    • @GloomGaiGar
      @GloomGaiGar 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      cheaper? less aquaplaning? if you drive slowly (look at the owner) then it won't kick any pebbles up

    • @sahhull
      @sahhull 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Gravel driveways are excellent at discouraging thieves.
      Gravel driveways are noisey, there is no way a scumbag and sneek in without waking a dog.

  • @TheJoeMB
    @TheJoeMB 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    James is just the coolest guy ever.

  • @0o0ification
    @0o0ification 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I’d recommend starting with a neon yellow, then slowly dialing in blanch until it becomes barely pastel.

  • @wraith1977
    @wraith1977 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    A Tesla is a toaster. It's not a car you're inspired by, or fall in love with. It does a job. The end.

    • @RichardLordRix
      @RichardLordRix 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      "A Tesla is a toaster" - Yep, especially when they decide to spontaneously combust during charging. 😂

    • @calvinallan2208
      @calvinallan2208 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@RichardLordRixget a jobe mate 😅

    • @harriska
      @harriska 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@RichardLordRixmy toaster has never done that tbh

    • @RichardLordRix
      @RichardLordRix 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@harriska You've been lucky 🤣 I've seen a couple cremate a toasted teacake or two

  • @bensharpe64
    @bensharpe64 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    “ToP reASOnS WHy JaMes hATes HiS TEsLA”
    1- he bumps it into things
    2-it has a lot of sensors

  • @YTcolinT
    @YTcolinT 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Odd spoked wheels are not only pleasing to the eye but also best casting practice with rolling benefits in that stresses are better relieved when spokes don’t oppose each other.

  • @smashkh8314
    @smashkh8314 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Fun fact: James May has owned that purple shirt for over 20 years.

  • @xboxlive6
    @xboxlive6 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Time to take his license off him. 🤣

  • @BSA_Airgunning
    @BSA_Airgunning 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    James May has crashed his Tesla
    Like, comment, subscribe

  • @Frankman232
    @Frankman232 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It’s soooo brave to admit you keep the key on the wiper.

  • @Formula1-Dave
    @Formula1-Dave 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I missed the old timer so much 😂😂😂 haven't seen him since the grand tour break up

  • @kevmackintosh7953
    @kevmackintosh7953 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    James May is a national treasure 😊👍🏼

  • @EisbaerLES
    @EisbaerLES 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    If James is looking for a new electric car, I can recommend the Hyundai Ioniq 5. I drive it now for nearly one and a half year and it's great. Lots of space inside, great look, ultra fast charging and a pretty well range.

  • @kellingtonlink956
    @kellingtonlink956 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I do the same things with my keys too. I don’t 100% trust keyless/key fob technology yet. Thanks for the video

  • @roywall8169
    @roywall8169 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    For someone as cautious as James, he seems to be a careless low speed driver. 😂

  • @AdamsHangar
    @AdamsHangar 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Oh my gosh, the dirtyness of that car makes me cringe. Can't wait to see it cleaned up! I think in his older age, James has inherited some of Richards driving or shall we say, crashing habits! LOL

    • @nm2712
      @nm2712 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      His other cars are fine, seems that this one he takes as an appliance more than a car.

    • @rkan2
      @rkan2 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@nm2712Or rather a car and not a mantle piece.

  • @grahamjesson5464
    @grahamjesson5464 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Thats how you introduce some individual character to a tesla. Glad to see it is being treated with the respect it deserves.

    • @GloomGaiGar
      @GloomGaiGar 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You'll find all Tesla's are treated the same way. I ubered around LA for a week and every Tesla I rode in had some damage just like this.

    • @sahhull
      @sahhull 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      The respect it deserves.
      You mean it needs to be dropped from a great height by a helicopter onto a caravan.

    • @grahamjesson5464
      @grahamjesson5464 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      or smashed to bits with a baseball bat outside the dealership, like the kia pride was by clarkson. @@sahhull

  • @infidel1993
    @infidel1993 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The slow transition of James May into Richard Hammond has me fascinated. Next thing you know, he'll be driving fast cars in a straight line on a runway in the north.

  • @nozrep
    @nozrep 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    that VW sweater looks so 1980s to me and both love-hate it simultaneously😅

  • @olifen10
    @olifen10 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Id like a tour of James May's bicycles please.

  • @dubplatenate
    @dubplatenate 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I'd pretend to be annoyed by it, but I'd be delighted lol

  • @sidsharma4771
    @sidsharma4771 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The hand gestures 😂😂

  • @luketaylor4653
    @luketaylor4653 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    What’s with the hand movements at the start 😂 man I love James ❤

  • @VinegarAndSaltedFries
    @VinegarAndSaltedFries 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Well I guess James is finally at that age…time to give up the driving. Unfortunate really but everyone eventually goes thru it.

  • @royed31
    @royed31 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    He needs a mobility scooter

  • @BongoBaggins
    @BongoBaggins 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Welcome to ten minutes of Captain Slow pointing at his car. I'm not joking.

  • @samsteele1786
    @samsteele1786 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    James May really be turning into Richard Hammond.

  • @shane-porter
    @shane-porter 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Nobody cares if you were (or actually weren’t) first.

    • @brucegriffin1404
      @brucegriffin1404 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I do

    • @CUMBICA1970
      @CUMBICA1970 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nah let the kids have fun 🧒👶🧒

  • @bcrock8655
    @bcrock8655 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Agree on 3 spoke wheels. My Saab 900 turbo had 3 spoke wheels and I never loved the look. I'm so glad that James agrees with me!

  • @ZiKoN22
    @ZiKoN22 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Judging by the most recent Grand Tour episode, I'm not surprised James May likes driving into things XD .

  • @JohnJohnLemon
    @JohnJohnLemon 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love the way he keeps moving his arms

  • @Felice_Enellen
    @Felice_Enellen 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    It's just wrong that seeing a particular shirt should make me so pleased.

  • @metallicamadsam
    @metallicamadsam 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    James may turning 60 and feeling deaths door. I started feeling that at 25 😂

  • @Staatus_Quo
    @Staatus_Quo 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    SAAB 9⁵ owner and enthusiast. My anger has peaked with the "Because three spoked wheels look ridiculous" comment from The Captain. Lol

  • @pinkfedoras
    @pinkfedoras 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    happy 600 videos!

  • @Archerjr1
    @Archerjr1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Time to play...'Phrases never uttered in the Chicago area, except by me':
    'The stripey jumper is back!'

  • @idesofmarch1001
    @idesofmarch1001 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Am very keen on the bicycle in the corner. Leaning against a post. Can you talk a bit about that?

  • @RandomGuyDan
    @RandomGuyDan 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    How long ago was this shot? Isn't it summer in England?

  • @palmeristo
    @palmeristo 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I thought this as soon as they hit the streets, people are so reliant upon these new sensors that they don't use their eyes and by the looks of it they aren't 100% which should be a worry.

  • @AlexHR5459
    @AlexHR5459 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Please repaint it in speed yellow, I would love to see that!