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    UberFacts is a highly popular social media account that posts interesting “facts” across Twitter and other platforms. The problem? They almost never reveal their sources for this information. To make sure everything is on the up and up, I decided to dive into some UberFacts health tweets and research just how accurate these “facts” really are. While lots of these facts are technically “true”, there is a lot more nuance necessary to really understand a lot of them. Today I talked about whether you can actually die from a broken heart, how long it takes the average person to fall asleep, sharing DNA during kisses, cuddling dogs, the speed or a sneeze, blood alcohol levels, pentagon Viagra spending, the effects of caffeine in coffee, the smell of sweat, and the point of our hair. Any other facts you want me to verify? Post them down below!
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  • @FBIagentObama
    @FBIagentObama 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10808

    Me: * excessively smiling and hoping that the smiles can pay off my debts since it has the same neurological effect as $25,000 *

    • @ariel666.
      @ariel666. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +340

      Only works if u are a hot girl lol

    • @FBIagentObama
      @FBIagentObama 3 ปีที่แล้ว +295

      @@ariel666. guess I have to just work like a normal person 😭

    • @Joe_.
      @Joe_. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Omg fbi obma

    • @Zarafin
      @Zarafin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@Joe_. Barack Obama or Sususs Amogus?

    • @Joe_.
      @Joe_. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@FBIagentObama rip

  • @PUNK3N
    @PUNK3N 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17462

    According to a Japanese legend, if you cannot sleep at night it is because you are awake.

    • @datgaydangernoodle1315
      @datgaydangernoodle1315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1010

      Really?!

    • @PUNK3N
      @PUNK3N 3 ปีที่แล้ว +988

      @@datgaydangernoodle1315 I know right, crazy

    • @finlay7506
      @finlay7506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +889

      OMG TYSM THIS HELPED ME SO MUCH

    • @PUNK3N
      @PUNK3N 3 ปีที่แล้ว +647

      @@finlay7506 don't even mention it

    • @ayushsrivastava1672
      @ayushsrivastava1672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +471

      Wow thanks for this valuable information

  • @kristineozuzu3285
    @kristineozuzu3285 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1644

    This is the most times Dr Mike has said “that’s true” to ANYTHING on the internet…. I’m flabbergasted 😮 but impressed😂

    • @mjperformancescomparisonsa7296
      @mjperformancescomparisonsa7296 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I know right? The Uberfacts are basically internet tweets (Not sure if you're related to this message).

    • @elisabethsun7059
      @elisabethsun7059 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yep

    • @CowMovesGrass
      @CowMovesGrass ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Aren’t eyebrows also to catch water that rolls down your face

    • @Maeshalanadae
      @Maeshalanadae 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@CowMovesGrassI don’t know there but I do believe that they help with sweat dissipation as well, much like, well, posterior hairs.

    • @jackmiller1513
      @jackmiller1513 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Funnily enough I have a friend who fractured his femur playing soccer in 8th grade

  • @Jarekthegamingdragon
    @Jarekthegamingdragon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +572

    Gonna go ahead and say LOL NO WAY IN HELL DOES A SMILE MAKE ME JUST AS HAPPY AS 25K.

    • @bf-dg3qs
      @bf-dg3qs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      hello checkmark

    • @jessiehogue.
      @jessiehogue. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      The other way around is sort of true from a certain viewpoint: If I had 25k...
      ...I'd be smiling quite a bit. XD

    • @tsotate
      @tsotate 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I'm willing to go through enough rounds of being given $25k and being smiled at to get a statistically significant answer.

    • @jessiehogue.
      @jessiehogue. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@tsotate Agreed. Proper application of science demands extensive data gathering!

    • @YingofDarkness
      @YingofDarkness 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeap. I felt the same way. 25k is enough to set me up for a good bit without having to stress about bills and just general life. No way one smile can do that, but then I realized it is probably a difference in personality.

  • @luvittodeath7031
    @luvittodeath7031 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4009

    “You can die from a broken heart.”
    Yeah it’s called a shotgun

    • @umloucobr4980
      @umloucobr4980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      LMAO.

    • @umloucobr4980
      @umloucobr4980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @Sam YazaLMAO.

    • @benjaminvdvyt
      @benjaminvdvyt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      That's called a punctured heart...

    • @robertmarks6525
      @robertmarks6525 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      bro best comment ever in history, present and future .that is why the only thing i love is my dog mistake 😂😂😂👍

    • @robertmarks6525
      @robertmarks6525 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      bro i subscribe to your channel immediately after reading this comment😂😂😂

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9854

    "The human mouth is dirtier than a toilet seat"
    Maybe it's not so bad to not have your first kiss yet

    • @BoltSwitch_
      @BoltSwitch_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +334

      you are EVERYWHERE

    • @Joe_.
      @Joe_. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      funni

    •  3 ปีที่แล้ว +293

      It's only because we usually clean the toilet seat with bleach based products, we don't do that with our mouths now dont't we? Toothpaste and mouthwash aren't designed to kill the microbiome, so there u go

    • @lemon_maho
      @lemon_maho 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@BoltSwitch_ no you are

    • @sanchi7410
      @sanchi7410 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Thankyou

  • @demigough7934
    @demigough7934 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    Went to highschool with a guy that actually had both femurs snapped in a high speed car accident as a kid. He had permanently bent legs and a severe limp but he never let it get him down and he could still walk everywhere.

    • @Swetabh96
      @Swetabh96 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Snapped from the joints ? Or in the middle ?

    • @georgestephenson3189
      @georgestephenson3189 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      i bet i could beat them in a race

    • @jaybhat4734
      @jaybhat4734 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@georgestephenson3189oh my god💀

  • @gravel9270
    @gravel9270 2 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    "Is there something worse than having sun burns?!?"
    Yes, having an abnormal response not to have that mechanism.

    • @IMADINOSAURNOTABIRD
      @IMADINOSAURNOTABIRD ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not a doctor, and this is a complete guess, but it may be due to lack of an immune system or lack of response. A sunburn is skin cells sacrificing themselves so they don't become cancerous. If they don't you may get skin cancer.

  • @bretsheeley4034
    @bretsheeley4034 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3039

    "You can die from a broken heart."
    Of course it's true. If you break your heart by puncturing it repeatedly with a stick, you might have some problems.

    • @Aeneiden
      @Aeneiden 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      But that's sticking holes in it, not really breaking it

    • @bretsheeley4034
      @bretsheeley4034 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      @@Aeneiden If you stick it enough to stop it from functioning, that's breaking it. ;)

    • @Aeneiden
      @Aeneiden 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@bretsheeley4034 isn't that more of a rupture? I think he's talking about emotional heartbreak in the video

    • @PandemoniumKirby
      @PandemoniumKirby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@Aeneiden it was a joke but ok

    • @Aeneiden
      @Aeneiden 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@PandemoniumKirby I was sarcastic but ok

  • @wes12yearsago85
    @wes12yearsago85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2332

    If school was this fun to watch, I’d be a straight A student.

    • @manoknight3780
      @manoknight3780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I guess you are gae student? B)

    • @howsad2397
      @howsad2397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@manoknight3780 what-

    • @taketheatrain2326
      @taketheatrain2326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ikr

    • @brenda6412
      @brenda6412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@manoknight3780 lmaoooo

    • @brickyy3106
      @brickyy3106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@manoknight3780 YES😩😩

  • @amandahallberg9634
    @amandahallberg9634 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    When I was in high school I saw a doctor due to having trouble falling asleep, depression and anxiety. She asked how long it took for me to fall asleep and when I responded "2-3 hours if I'm lucky". She said that it wasn't THAT long and it was normal. It made me feel so stupid and like I was overreacting. She didn't even acknowledge the depression and anxiety. What happened? Self-harm, insecurity and even deeper depression happened and I didn't understand why I was feeling and reacting this way. She had stated I was over-reacting so I felt so bad and stupid. She sucked and I wish I could go back and tell myself to see another doctor to get help. Because She just made it worse by not taking me seriously. Nowadays when I'm not in my depressive periods I fall asleep in about 30 minutes and understand what she said was absolute horses**t

    • @sunnydugan2802
      @sunnydugan2802 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      We are on meds for the same reasons, dude

    • @geriyoungblood8500
      @geriyoungblood8500 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I don’t think medical practitioners realize how much their indifference or carelessness effects young patients.*affects. Oops.

    • @Xnoob545
      @Xnoob545 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      ​@@geriyoungblood8500 *affects
      And also this doctor sucks
      Is it even legal
      I'd call this negligence

    • @LilJbm1
      @LilJbm1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Not excusing that doctor but I sometimes try to imagine how in the heck docs like that think. Wonder if she was depressed herself and also had trouble falling asleep so she thought it was normal 🤔 Humans are biased and we definitely "fact check" the reasonableness of something based on ourselves 😅

    • @Scratchydoesmusic
      @Scratchydoesmusic 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      "2-3 hours if i'm lucky" bro same

  • @oKacz
    @oKacz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Dr. mikes videos help me sleep. Not because they are boring, but his voice is calm and the information keeps my brain sidetracked

  • @minacchiii8932
    @minacchiii8932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2234

    “It takes 10-20 minutes to fall asleep”
    Me, who went to bed at 11pm: Ohh, is that the sun??

  • @rudiemightfail2460
    @rudiemightfail2460 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7135

    As someone who shaves their eyebrows, they actually stop water dripping into your eyes

    • @lararenji8
      @lararenji8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +651

      I waxed mine off by accident and literally had to keep my eyes closed in the shower

    • @nickkk420
      @nickkk420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +484

      Same for eyelashes, it's why men tend to have busier brows and longer lashes

    • @officialomatu8766
      @officialomatu8766 2 ปีที่แล้ว +367

      @@nickkk420 We have longer lashes?? All this time I thought long lashes was a feminine trait

    • @cameronsavoie768
      @cameronsavoie768 2 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      It’s not for water it’s for sweat.

    • @nickkk420
      @nickkk420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +523

      @@officialomatu8766 ask chicks, they'll tell ya, guys always have super nice lashes. We just don't draw attention to em mascara etc

  • @ryanodriscoll
    @ryanodriscoll 2 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    For caffeine addicts, I'd say often it is not the caffeine that is dictating your mood and alertness, but the hydration.
    I used to consume heavy caffeine in the mornings, but started hydrating instead initially with squash and water.
    It was never an objective to cut down on energy drinks and coffee, but I did because hydrating in the morning did more for me than caffeine did.

    • @emordnilap4747
      @emordnilap4747 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hydration is definitely important, and caffeine is a diuretic, so obviously not going to help with that. But for some people small, to moderate amounts of caffeine can act as an antidepressant. I have suffered from depression since childhood, and find it helps. Not huge amounts of it-one, sometimes two, rarely three cups of coffee a day. And I avoid it for at least ten hours before bed. Of course, for those consuming huge amounts, it can certainly be a problem.
      I always have water, and coffee in the morning.

    • @geographynate
      @geographynate ปีที่แล้ว

      squash hurts my throat though dont know if anyone agrees

    • @winklenator
      @winklenator ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean I can say that lack of hydration will lead to a headache and bring down my overall energy, but caffeine does dictate your alertness. I think as a caffeine addict, it does less of an effect, but it’s still blocking those hormones that cause exhaustion.

  • @cyborgcreeper7395
    @cyborgcreeper7395 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    does anyone else get really happy whenever some source dr mike is reviewing gets something right? idk i just get happy when it happens.

  • @Tara-id3rk
    @Tara-id3rk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +667

    My husband got a “fight bite” once- it led to a bone infection, surgery, and permanent loss of motion in the finger and knuckle affected. Public service announcement: don’t punch people in the mouth.

    • @m_artroom
      @m_artroom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Why would you aim for the mouth anyways-

    • @pearllamdeaf
      @pearllamdeaf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@m_artroom idk maybe a sexual thing

    • @m_artroom
      @m_artroom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@pearllamdeaf pfft- 😂

    • @blenderr_r
      @blenderr_r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@pearllamdeaf USHDHAGCHSHX NO

    • @cers1805
      @cers1805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@pearllamdeaf KSKSKSKS

  • @Miadigitalart
    @Miadigitalart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3477

    When it comes to the "Broken heart syndrome" it makes me think of the older generation born in the 30's and 40's that have lived with their significant other their entire life. Most of them have spent 60-70 years together and once the first one dies, the other one dies within weeks or months.

    • @Im_Revenge
      @Im_Revenge 2 ปีที่แล้ว +369

      Mostly when the Female part dies first the male follows quickly after.. When the male part dies first, females tend to live for years on after because they can cope with it better than men.
      I know that because i was working in a retirement home for a couple of years and when i asked why most of em are females my chef told me this.

    • @zandermercury9308
      @zandermercury9308 2 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      @@Im_Revenge my mom always says it’s cause men depend on their wives so much- I mean she’s probably not wrong when she said “when I die it’ll be a miracle if your dad doesn’t die soon after” xD

    • @imlucid4090
      @imlucid4090 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Let’s never fall I love again

    • @emileebirchall4399
      @emileebirchall4399 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@imlucid4090 welp ill just have to die later ig... so i cant hurt myself?

    • @vegapondz
      @vegapondz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Thankfully, my grandpa is still staying strong after half a year without my grandma

  • @RBR_SPY21
    @RBR_SPY21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    8:24 moment of silence to the fallen soldiers who bravely sacrificed themselves to protect us.

  • @hiya022
    @hiya022 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    7:50
    Oh my God my mom is one of those.
    I never see her without a cup of coffee, and whenever I tell her that it might not be good for her sleep, she says "Well I can fall asleep so no problem"
    WELL THE QUALITY OF YOUR SLEEP IS BAD BECAUSE YOU DRINK COFFEE RIGHT BEFORE BED *MOM*
    WHY DO YOU THINK YOU'RE CONSTANTLY TIRED?!

  • @aileenarip
    @aileenarip 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2943

    Dr Mike: Do not take caffeine after lunch.
    Costa Rican and Colombian traditions:

    • @kellyortiz367
      @kellyortiz367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Every latino does that, not only costa rican's and colombians

    • @julietadiaz9937
      @julietadiaz9937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Argentina también... O el mate.

    • @RaraCloe
      @RaraCloe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      as a Swede, true fact. We drink do much coffee

    • @noahpeterson4144
      @noahpeterson4144 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Italians as well haha

    • @yanlina.l.6013
      @yanlina.l.6013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      nunca he visto a Costa Rica (mi pais) en videos como este. Pero creo que puedo confirmar que es cierto, solo que nunca he tomado cafe en mi vida :)

  • @nathaliekempka4657
    @nathaliekempka4657 3 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    Cant fall asleep? "Try reading"... Me 7 hours later and a finished book: "Oops, its already morning" 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @Srae17
      @Srae17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Doctor Mike, I have a video suggestion. I found this game called "Reanimation Inc. 911 Realistic Doctor Simulation".
      I've tried it, and it is really different. It is not a barrage of ads and not a "put scalpel and organ here, thenthere, then there".
      It is "here's a patient, save him/her, goodluck bye". For those who doesn't have prior knowledge, you will get to experience first-hand what it feels like to be forced to do medical procedures and not know anything and end up killing the patient.
      I shall spam whether you like it or not. Gotta do it to see it.

    • @punxxi
      @punxxi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      me too!

    • @EllieL613
      @EllieL613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sameee

    • @MrDeerbomb
      @MrDeerbomb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He should've specified math books lol

    • @Slayerxz12
      @Slayerxz12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me reading it in two hours, I want more!

  • @AceSpadeThePikachu
    @AceSpadeThePikachu ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I'm surprised how many of these were true. I'm so used to "social media facts" being 90% trash unless written by actual scientists. That's why I go to science TH-camrs like you to answer my curiosities about everything from medicine to psychology to paleontology to astrophysics.

  • @clarastine315
    @clarastine315 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Hi Doctor Mike! I love your videos. As a music therapist, it makes me really happy that you referenced music therapy in this video. I agree, it’s super cool. 😊

  • @RashidTak
    @RashidTak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1348

    Dr Mike: "Do not have caffeine after lunch"
    Me, a software engineer: *nervous sweating *

    • @queenqm
      @queenqm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Lol, SAME. I'm a programmer, and i relate SO MUCH

    • @Jakey4000
      @Jakey4000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      As a coffee shop employee, keep drinking coffee after lunch. Give me all your monies.

    • @queenqm
      @queenqm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Jakey4000 i make my own coffee... 😂😂

    • @ryanjones7202
      @ryanjones7202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Me as an Intensive Care Specialist also laughed out loud when he said that 🤣 I NEED it to get through my days haha

    • @-.._.-_...-_.._-..__..._.-.-.-
      @-.._.-_...-_.._-..__..._.-.-.- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As I've learned in business, if it works, it works. Don't get too hung up on doing things the correct way.

  • @catastrophicfailure3231
    @catastrophicfailure3231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +895

    How should we flirt with people:
    “You know my mouth dirtier than toilet seat”

  • @thetheory6159
    @thetheory6159 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    4:20 I don't think we want any members of the Pentagon to procreate, Mike.

  • @lazypaladin
    @lazypaladin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    As a Tea Addict who could drink a record - 14 cups in 16 hours and fell asleep like a baby.
    You blew my mind, knew the Decafe was working 👌

  • @hjcolwell1
    @hjcolwell1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +587

    Doctor Mike: Adding facts to the facts
    UberFacts: Write this down, write this down!

    • @Srae17
      @Srae17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Doctor Mike, I have a video suggestion. I found this game called "Reanimation Inc. 911 Realistic Doctor Simulation".
      I've tried it, and it is really different. It is not a barrage of ads and not a "put scalpel and organ here, thenthere, then there".
      It is "here's a patient, save him/her, goodluck bye". For those who doesn't have prior knowledge, you will get to experience first-hand what it feels like to be forced to do medical procedures and not know anything and end up killing the patient.
      I shall spam whether you like it or not. Gotta do it to see it.

    • @adaptorperish1322
      @adaptorperish1322 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@butwhatif2489 But it is!

    • @Srae17
      @Srae17 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@butwhatif2489 I did, but to catch more attention, I must spam at replies.

  • @orangesplatanimations
    @orangesplatanimations 2 ปีที่แล้ว +949

    Me and the bois thinking a taxi service was just out here giving facts

    • @micro11.
      @micro11. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Bruh same

    • @hmmmok9441
      @hmmmok9441 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Am one of the bois

    • @tanaypatel8412
      @tanaypatel8412 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I was surprised by the numbers of trues.

    • @sin5130
      @sin5130 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @unapersona7699
      @unapersona7699 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wait, so it's not the taxi service?!

  • @carterfoster3789
    @carterfoster3789 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    8:04 I know Dr. Mike said it but this is very true. My father had a heart attack shortly after heartbreaking family affairs and while it was mild he struggled to manage his emotions in a way that wouldnt put him at risk of another "heartbreak attack"

  • @cecile436
    @cecile436 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I tried meditation, guided or not, and I always ended up totally stressed because of it. Just trying to let go of a thought makes me want to hold on to it even more and analyse it. So it's permanent fight with myself.
    I started getting anxious just at the idea of meditating, so I stopped.

    • @raphaelroy4543
      @raphaelroy4543 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Write it down, so you won't forget it i do that when i try to sleep.

    • @cecile436
      @cecile436 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@raphaelroy4543 I start every day where I stopped the day before.
      Also, sometimes I'm going back to a story I imagined as a child and continue on that one. Yet I'm not writing anything. It's just a great way to kill time for me. :) And to fall asleep, this way I'm not troubled by any thoughts about what I have to do the next day,...

    • @maryolguin4372
      @maryolguin4372 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, maybe journaling would be better here.

    • @subratanandy2142
      @subratanandy2142 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought letting go at once was bad . Just close your eyes and let it run all over the place , gradually after doing this , It will calm down . OR , you might just sit and try to actually think about one thing , and keep thinking. That's how I was trained to meditate. Or you might just close your eyes and think of things that troubles you and think how you feel about those , analyse them ... It will help you not to think about those things in other times . There isn't just ONE way .

  • @maryvblair
    @maryvblair 3 ปีที่แล้ว +780

    I hope when other people heard endorphins they thought of: “exercise releases endorphins; endorphins make you happy! Happy people don’t shoot their husbands!”

    • @canonator176tech7
      @canonator176tech7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lol what's that from?

    • @annawood8912
      @annawood8912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@canonator176tech7 legally blonde

    • @canonator176tech7
      @canonator176tech7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@annawood8912 cool guess I'll have to watch that again

    • @ariadnaramirez6634
      @ariadnaramirez6634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      first thing that came to mind! lol

    • @yaseminsahin3186
      @yaseminsahin3186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Do you know that yesterday legally blonde celebrated its 20th anniversary 🎬 😁.

  • @theodorej.burkhardt8844
    @theodorej.burkhardt8844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1518

    When aliens eventually find earth, do you think they’ll make a documentary about how humans exchange saliva to express their love...?

    • @deadlydairy7634
      @deadlydairy7634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Who says they havent already found it?

    • @guywhodoesntgetthejoke9567
      @guywhodoesntgetthejoke9567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Now that im thinking of it, how tf do aliens express their love

    • @HiHi-cd6xi
      @HiHi-cd6xi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@guywhodoesntgetthejoke9567 snot? 💀

    • @ajjurajbasnet3298
      @ajjurajbasnet3298 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Why do you think about that?

    • @lulzywizard7576
      @lulzywizard7576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@guywhodoesntgetthejoke9567 maybe through electric signals from one brain to another. i imagine they may have evolved beyond the need for voices and touch to express themselves and could use the electric signals from their brain to perfectly communicate at an unfiltered bit rate.

  • @heatherreich2687
    @heatherreich2687 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This is quite possibly my favorite Dr. Mike ever!!! We need more factual checks. 😊

  • @kitkatpita6703
    @kitkatpita6703 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    6:45 *laughs in insomnia* “Oh, my sweet summer child, no”

  • @T0muchdog
    @T0muchdog 2 ปีที่แล้ว +589

    doctor: so, what brings you here today.
    Patient: my pregnancy test was positive…
    Doctor: but your a man!
    Patient: LOOK I KNOW BUT-

    • @pardo6370
      @pardo6370 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Lol i was thinking the same🤣🤣 how do you actually go to a doctor and explain your concern

    • @idontsleepfor8hours
      @idontsleepfor8hours 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Doctors have seen everything, you’ll be okay

    • @jarskil8862
      @jarskil8862 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@pardo6370 "I peed on pregnancy test and it came out positive. I have heard it can be cancer"
      You dont need to say anything else (:

    • @evilpotato1534
      @evilpotato1534 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@jarskil8862 "Why were you taking a pregnancy test in the first place?"

    • @ronelel2109
      @ronelel2109 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jarskil8862 Yes, I've read this fact (?, please correct me if i'm wrong), if you're a man and you pee on a pregnancy test and it turns out positive, you may have pancreatic cancer.

  • @miguelrodriguezcimino1674
    @miguelrodriguezcimino1674 2 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    I remember reading that a kiss activates the same neural receptors as cocaine. As a teenager, I would bring that fact (?) and say to a girl 'I would invite you to do drugs, but... you know, ilegal; so probably we should just make out'

    • @seanna5241
      @seanna5241 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      But did it ever work

    • @arnoldhechanova6500
      @arnoldhechanova6500 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Im gonna add this to the things that never work

    • @PogF1sh
      @PogF1sh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      This must be a guide on how to not get a girl.

    • @vengeanceconscious9774
      @vengeanceconscious9774 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That’s criminally insane but I approve

    • @mystogan6556
      @mystogan6556 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I'll add this to my "how to get minus social credits" list

  • @charginginprogresss
    @charginginprogresss ปีที่แล้ว +13

    2:25 Also needless to say that the 30 times human weight is true...vertically, to snap it in half you need way less than that if the force comes from the side, or it's torsion.

  • @kitaaallen9297
    @kitaaallen9297 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I had a stage 3 yolk sac tumour 5 years ago. And 2 years ago when I was TTC I kept getting very faint false positives that drove me insane with fear of cancer. Every test I took even when on my period, I'd get a faint positive. It just scared me alot cause the chemo I received was intended for testicular cancer, and the cancers are identical under a microscope.

  • @Yes_this_is_my_cat
    @Yes_this_is_my_cat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    Mike: "Try reading when you can't sleep, it's calming!"
    Me: laughs in thrillers

    • @quetele3403
      @quetele3403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What’s sleep I play video games until 5 in the morning

    • @evthepinappleg1252
      @evthepinappleg1252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I usually read books that give details into disgusting stuff like infected wounds... even tho I'm reading a children's book about dragons!!

    • @tinypuffs1467
      @tinypuffs1467 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      "Try reading when you cant sleep"
      Me who didn't get to sleep bc im too into what im reading: 👁️👄👁️

    • @muhamadsyahmi951
      @muhamadsyahmi951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Me: "open chemistry notes" ok, let's reaaa... "Snoozing"

    • @Yes_this_is_my_cat
      @Yes_this_is_my_cat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tinypuffs1467 i do the same

  • @olivialee1495
    @olivialee1495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +866

    its not a doc mike video without him saying CHEST COMPRESSIONS CHEST COMPRESSIONS CHEST COMPRESSIONS

    • @DyslexicMitochondria
      @DyslexicMitochondria 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      never lol

    • @mattearenzi8972
      @mattearenzi8972 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DyslexicMitochondria Hey bro I watch ur videos. Love your channeI

    • @as171_s
      @as171_s 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ofc

    • @HNSYV107
      @HNSYV107 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DyslexicMitochondria wait how do you have like 26.4k subs and many videos but still not be verified?

    • @HNSYV107
      @HNSYV107 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Someone: **says anything regarding the heart not beating**
      Mike: I know what not to do, but I don't know if i have the strength to not do it

  • @GobsTheFlobs
    @GobsTheFlobs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Doctor Mike:”Eyebrows are a nine verbal communication.” Well I have no eyebrows.

  • @tanyasawyer5476
    @tanyasawyer5476 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I have ADHD and medications have never worked, just gave me aweful nearly violent mood swings. Coffee actually calms and relaxes me. I drink a pot of coffee throughout the entire day and actually do sleep better and more soundly when I drink a cup right before bed, than when I only drink it before lunch

    • @redlophix5670
      @redlophix5670 ปีที่แล้ว

      Huh?? Wow. Never heard of that. Guess I gotta be happy to be on ADD medication that simply work 100% for me without side effects.. But nice that u found ur way to go!

  • @MaiRowd
    @MaiRowd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    You forgot to mention that EYEBROWS stop the sweat from the forehead to go into our eyes, a lot of the hair in our body has a function.

    • @marcelo-ramos
      @marcelo-ramos 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes. I heard what he said and now I want that fact checked!

    • @matheussanthiago9685
      @matheussanthiago9685 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      but enough that it would generate evolutionary pressure and be selected?
      as in cave people with thicker eyebrows survived longer than people with less eyebrow to the point where that specifically help their genes to be more prevailing?
      idk, the social hypothesis seems more likely

    • @MaiRowd
      @MaiRowd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@matheussanthiago9685 hair protects our heads from the sun, at least for me, I'll never be as white as my head, hair also keep us warm, from my experience I can say, I had long long hair, and I never felt cold in my ears or neck, till I cut it all up to my ears and got an undercut, I have never felt the cold and wind so strong running through my ears and neck, and I though "lol, men are used to this? This is what it feels like" even the water feels different, so yeah, I totally believe hair protect us, even the nose hair, it protect us from breathing dust or bacteria getting in.

    • @Stefanias1fan
      @Stefanias1fan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes, it helps a lot of debris and sweat from meeting your eyes. So do your eyelashes

    • @lostynwonder9588
      @lostynwonder9588 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What are my pubes for?

  • @thatguy720
    @thatguy720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    The Doctor was wrong when he measured me, he said I’m 6’3 but I’m actually 10 billion miles 😎

    • @princeky150
      @princeky150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I wish I was 6’3 lol

    • @thatguy720
      @thatguy720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@princeky150 Same 😔

    • @princeky150
      @princeky150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@thatguy720 ya my bad, you’re 10 billion miles 😂

    • @kathrynjamesandben7997
      @kathrynjamesandben7997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm like 3 foot

    • @zippyparakeet1074
      @zippyparakeet1074 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm like 5'9 and I feel like a dwarf lmao

  • @KurtCobain-vh2sd
    @KurtCobain-vh2sd ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Mike: Kisses Bear
    Also Mike: Reads a tweet about bonding with dogs RIGHT after

  • @Brownieboy346
    @Brownieboy346 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It really sucks about that two cobo cardiomyopathy, I'm a landscaper and my boss has had a client for about 30 years and the husband died falling down the basement stairs and 3 days later his wife died because of a broken heart. First time in a long time I wept hearing something like that. Just tragic and absolutely true

  • @faridak5938
    @faridak5938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    "Average person falls asleep in 10-20 minutes"
    Me who takes 2-3 hours to sleep:

    • @vijayakulkarni314
      @vijayakulkarni314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Plz go see ur doc bro

    • @crystald3655
      @crystald3655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@vijayakulkarni314 The only thing doctors do is put you on sleeping meds that make it impossible to wake up fully, drive or really function in any way safely.

    • @Nate14567
      @Nate14567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      thats me as well

    • @aefreeman83
      @aefreeman83 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me tossing around for 1 hour: _yes_

    • @invisibleairxd261
      @invisibleairxd261 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

  • @chikoo7584
    @chikoo7584 2 ปีที่แล้ว +619

    Big round of applause for uber to spread correct medical information online

    • @Theunicorn2012
      @Theunicorn2012 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Big round of applause for uber to spread correct medical information online

    • @DriftWood17
      @DriftWood17 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Big round of applause for Uber to spread correct medical information online

    • @CouldntThinkOfaGoodUsername
      @CouldntThinkOfaGoodUsername 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Big round of applause for uber to spread correct medical information online

    • @waatermel0n
      @waatermel0n 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Big round of applause for uber to spread correct medical information online

    • @Mentinsane
      @Mentinsane 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Big round of applause for uber to spread correct medical information online

  • @themananas2798
    @themananas2798 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    En tant que débutant dans les effets visuels, ce montage de qualité me fait sourire :D !

  • @toritori2299
    @toritori2299 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dr. Mike: "don't have caffeine after lunch"
    Me, who works in a coffee shop after lunch and drinks... a lot of coffee: *chuckle* I'm in danger

  • @lightst7ar
    @lightst7ar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    “why did that lady just sneeze on her cat” 😂

    • @KajiUnionOffical
      @KajiUnionOffical 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmfaoo

    • @booperdooper9762
      @booperdooper9762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dr. M asking the important questions.

    • @ConvenientlyShapedUsername
      @ConvenientlyShapedUsername 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      When I sneeze with my cat nearby she moves her ears and her head instantly and looks around, it's adorable x)

    • @KajiUnionOffical
      @KajiUnionOffical 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ConvenientlyShapedUsername aww loll

  • @twrd7126
    @twrd7126 2 ปีที่แล้ว +763

    Fun fact: the term "takotsubo" comes from Japanese and it actually means a trap that is used to catch octopuses. The term is used to describe the effects of a "heartbreak" because a emotionally significant trauma changes the shape of your heart so, that it's a bit wider at the bottom, therefore resembling an actual takotsubo.

  • @valk9119
    @valk9119 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:22 Mike: You're not just gonna fracture your femur as a young healthy adult by walking on the street and taking a slip
    12 Year Old Me: *Breaks Femur by slipping on a padded floor*

  • @ibonical
    @ibonical ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:34 woah boutta get mike arrested

  • @musaviki783
    @musaviki783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    Am I the only one who really loves his sense of humour💀

    • @ven4762
      @ven4762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes

    • @vinniebisson969
      @vinniebisson969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Yes, you are. The other 7.5 million subscribers don’t actually find him funny at all

    • @abhinavsk8292
      @abhinavsk8292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He actually is funny, you don't have a sense of humour I guess

    • @fionaredfern7519
      @fionaredfern7519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You're not the only one. Not By a mile. (Not even by all the DNA in the Human body)

    • @sanchi7410
      @sanchi7410 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No I love it too

  • @ooohlalaandrea
    @ooohlalaandrea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    Dr Mike: Why did that lady sneeze on her cat?
    Me: idk but my cat sneezes on me ALL the time!🤷‍♀️😹

    • @Raven-Marie25
      @Raven-Marie25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      She was asserting dominance

    • @m2-x-n253
      @m2-x-n253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      PERFECTLY BALANCED AS BACTERIAL SPREAD SHOULD BE

    • @cobalt1754
      @cobalt1754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My parakeet sneezed on me and got little flecks of snot all over my glasses once. They sneeze on us; we sneeze on them.

    • @Kawamura2
      @Kawamura2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@cobalt1754 it's a sign of true love, the sharing of germs.

    • @Crush_The_Cranium
      @Crush_The_Cranium 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      100th like

  • @daylight1992
    @daylight1992 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I wonder if Dr. Mike could explain coffee naps in people with ADHD. I wonder because my best sleep happens immediately after consuming coffee, and personally I find I feel more tired after having coffee than I do before.

    • @pyro-millie5533
      @pyro-millie5533 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      As someone with ADHD - we have neurodevelopmental differences in how our brains respond to stimulants, and that varies from person to person of course. Interestingly, one of Caffiene’s effects in anyone is to increase dopamine levels (that’s the reward neurotransmitter). In ADHD, there is often a deficiency of that, so that probably contributes to the differences in how caffeine is processed.
      For me (Combined type ADHD), Caffiene and/or stimulant medication won’t make me hyper unless its an extreme amount of caffiene right when I take my meds, but it will help me calm down, organize my thoughts, and enter a flow state easier. I can’t have strong coffee right when I wake up tho because then I will want to go back to sleep lol. However, for one of my friends who was extremely on the hyperactive end of the spectrum, Caffiene would have such a relaxing effect it would put him right to sleep at any time of day or night.

    • @gewels
      @gewels ปีที่แล้ว

      what my son's doctor told me when he was diagnosed... that caffeine has the *opposite* affect on kids up to puberty, it actually calms instead of stimulates. He told me to give my son coffee along with his meds to help him calm down. It might also explain why my Russian granny used to put coffee in my baby bottle ;)

  • @courtneymilner6062
    @courtneymilner6062 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Here I was thinking we kept our eyebrows to keep sweat and dirt out of our eyes 😂 I like that answer too though. I actually think about that all the time..hair pattern on humans and why we have so much head hair and how that must look to other mammals.. especially those with long hair..it’s so odd when you compare it to other animals yet it’s so normal to us

  • @axeleniro
    @axeleniro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    Fact: Dr Mike is the most legendary doctor on TH-cam.

    • @daniela.valadez8870
      @daniela.valadez8870 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dr. Sick Notes: Are you sure about that?

    • @tabora_
      @tabora_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@daniela.valadez8870 Dr uh, who? Who is that?

    • @daniela.valadez8870
      @daniela.valadez8870 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@tabora_ he is a British Doctor, much like Dr. Mike

    • @nucleye9515
      @nucleye9515 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *laughs in Dr. ER*

    • @bestgachaqueen980
      @bestgachaqueen980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fact checked, true

  • @kirigayakazuto6877
    @kirigayakazuto6877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Dr. Mike: "If you can't fall asleep after 20 minutes, try something relaxing, like reading."
    Me: "Yeah, now that's not going to work for me"
    Reading is the one thing that will keep me up till 6 am. I often tell myself to just read 1 chapter, but then it starts getting interesting and I start getting invested in the story and the next thing I know I'm suddenly turning the last page of the book, the birds are singing, the sun is up and it's 6 am.

    • @bravomike4734
      @bravomike4734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Or if you fall asleep due to a mental crash, you're gonna sleep in a really awkward position and wake up with a neck pain and a back pain.

    • @jordan4835
      @jordan4835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This is literally me😂😂

    • @diarrhoeaisperfume3380
      @diarrhoeaisperfume3380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      why is this SO TRUE

    • @lecy2164
      @lecy2164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Happened to me more than once lmfao

    • @solar0wind
      @solar0wind 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Just go into the bathroom or somewhere else, and turn the light on. Stay there for a few minutes, and then go to bed. This helps a lot with sleeping.

  • @bartdegryse9345
    @bartdegryse9345 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:20 didn't know punching someone could be so deadly

  • @Singlepringle96
    @Singlepringle96 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Do not drink caffeine past lunch (pov)me literally drinking a energy drink at 9:00 watching this

  • @rifdifirebolt
    @rifdifirebolt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    "Flow state" is real when you're playing music.
    Once I played piano at 6 am and the next time I blinked it was 12 pm, it's insane.

    • @keshte380
      @keshte380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But its the opposite for me. I play a game for like 3 hours then i expect it to be night time already but its still in the afternoon

    • @coder0xff
      @coder0xff 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      For me, it's computer programming. Playing music is pretty great too.

  • @tirsden
    @tirsden 3 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    Dr. Mike: No coffee after lunch.
    Me: **laughs in chronic migraine pain management**

    • @Epiphun
      @Epiphun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Does coffee really help against migraine?

    • @blueberry01120
      @blueberry01120 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Epiphun Yes but it's highly dependent on the downstream effects of your migraine. For some, caffeine is actually a trigger. However, for others, because caffeine as a vasoconstrictor can reduce the dilation of blood vessels, they have pain relief because vasodilation in the nerves in the head is partly responsible for the pain of migraine (see: Excedrin, a common migraine-treatment medication which contains caffeine). There is still lots of uncertainty with the physical mechanism of migraine though.

    • @londonjohn5074
      @londonjohn5074 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stolen…..😐

  • @Demon_Slayer_Jokie
    @Demon_Slayer_Jokie ปีที่แล้ว +2

    A health ad showed up while I was watching Dr Mike, coincidence I think NOT

  • @lunar_moon9255
    @lunar_moon9255 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:54
    Fun fact-well this always happens to me but whenever I lay down on my bed for more than 20 minutes and can’t sleep I always talk to myself or do anything on the bed and imagine other people with me and other stuff(well I don’t have insomnia but still)
    This also works with some people because some people are terrified and some people are happy ,I am the one who is happy actually

  • @lydiahopper6896
    @lydiahopper6896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    “You can die from a broken heart” Take that Padme haters

    • @mhtv5959
      @mhtv5959 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      i knew Padme was older but didn't know she was between 58-75. Anakin was down bad

    • @ateex8070
      @ateex8070 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@mhtv5959 well it was said that the main age is 58-75 (considering those ages lose the most people normally, such as life-long partners and all). But it isnt mandatory to be that age

    • @mhtv5959
      @mhtv5959 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ateex8070 you must be fun at parties

    • @neogray338
      @neogray338 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @biggulpshinobi
      @biggulpshinobi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mhtv5959 Where did you get those numbers? She wasn't even 30 when she died.

  • @fyeelessarndra3392
    @fyeelessarndra3392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    Me: stressed because having a hard time to fall asleep
    high school history text book: allow me to introduce myself

    • @coralxanpu
      @coralxanpu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Unrelated but ok

    • @blixxae967
      @blixxae967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My Music History book: Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!

  • @sukikurai
    @sukikurai 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    i had such a frustrating situation not that long ago. i was feeling sleepy a little sooner than normal, it was still a good time to sleep i just normally can’t sleep for ages. i told my bf that i was going to go to bed and he was like “oh before you go to sleep-“ by the end of the conversation i was completely awake again… i couldn’t be upset with him. he was actually being really sweet and trying to be helpful. i just couldn’t respond to him without stimulating my brain again.

  • @_Spacelol
    @_Spacelol 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Me watching this with my missing tooth

  • @treycoble4331
    @treycoble4331 2 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    “The average person takes 10-20 minutes to fall asleep”
    Me: *takes 45+ minutes 🥲*

    • @zenDragon90
      @zenDragon90 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Then your above average 😎

    • @carsonskiing
      @carsonskiing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@zenDragon90 you're*

    • @zenDragon90
      @zenDragon90 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@carsonskiing This is TH-cam, not Grammarly.

    • @spongememefunnypants9101
      @spongememefunnypants9101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@zenDragon90 still, you should be aware of your grammar... sometimes, there are bullies so watch out...

    • @djdhsjjwkefkw
      @djdhsjjwkefkw 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      well it takes your uncle trylius about an hour

  • @HelloHello-hv1kd
    @HelloHello-hv1kd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +943

    “No sexual benefit for playing the piano”
    This man probably has never been on the internet 😬

    • @Daggeira
      @Daggeira 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      @Sean Payno It doesn't even have to be a kink lol; some people are attracted to intelligence and proficiency.

    • @microooo
      @microooo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bro he has 7.5M subs

    • @pja5194
      @pja5194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      PanPiano

    • @doge3600
      @doge3600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@microooo when does subs matter???

    • @atashgallagher5139
      @atashgallagher5139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@Daggeira If you can't fluently discuss rocket science I won't sleep with you.
      completely unrelated, I am very lonely and I have no idea why
      (This is a joke)

  • @PiperGaming-ij7nj
    @PiperGaming-ij7nj 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    2:04 I wasn’t laughing at all until you pointed that out 😂😂😂

  • @kb7953
    @kb7953 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You speak a lot about sleep in your videos. I'm glad you included your optimal approach! Ever since my doggo died two years ago I have been having trouble sleeping combined with poor sleep hygiene. I'm working on it 😁 CHEERS!

  • @ch4_nC3
    @ch4_nC3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    Dr. Mike: Sitting is bad for you.
    Schools:

    • @celticcheetah6371
      @celticcheetah6371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I’m a teacher. I make the kids get up and stretch and have a chat in the middle of a double lesson (100 mins). It’s not fair to make a 12 y/o sit still and quiet for that long

    • @thetruereuploader1346
      @thetruereuploader1346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@celticcheetah6371 you might but most teachers dont do that

    • @LilKenuthia
      @LilKenuthia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@celticcheetah6371 👏👏👏👏 I love that

    • @youtuber-nx5en
      @youtuber-nx5en 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@celticcheetah6371 You're a very good teacher. ❤️❤️

    • @DayFlounder
      @DayFlounder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@celticcheetah6371 i wouldve loved to have you lol

  • @PinkAndTheKeytarCat
    @PinkAndTheKeytarCat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    The "true" dinging bell he uses and the noise my fridge makes when it's open for too long are the same pitch and I've tried to go close my fridge like 8 times until I figured it out.

    • @eryuu4016
      @eryuu4016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh my goodness, that's hilarious!

    • @JustAPerson64
      @JustAPerson64 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMAOOOOOOO 😂😂😂😂

  • @JadenJohnson0810
    @JadenJohnson0810 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:36 thank you so much man this is why i am subscribed to you. i will most likely sleep much better now haha.

  • @sarahific1713
    @sarahific1713 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Dr. Mike: don't drink coffee past lunchtime.
    Me:Full 2 cups right besides me at 4:40 pm.

  • @tejasviverma24
    @tejasviverma24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +492

    Godd, if he was my teacher I would've never left the classroom.

  • @mikasaackerman417
    @mikasaackerman417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    Bonus to exercising with music: It can sometimes make you feel badass.

    • @fefek1
      @fefek1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Seems legit if it's coming from *"Mikasa Ackermann"*

    • @CaptainSpycrab
      @CaptainSpycrab 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Depends on the music.

    • @DankDimensionMemes
      @DankDimensionMemes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Gigachads listen to my little pony

    • @MattDoesNothing
      @MattDoesNothing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DankDimensionMemes Dude, I could imagine myself changing from running to skipping while going faster, lol. I watch MLP with my sister.

    • @snipehype227
      @snipehype227 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sigma males listen to baby shark during workout

  • @ruffr4bb1t
    @ruffr4bb1t 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you for the anxious bed ritual break. I’ll definitely be finding ways to keep myself from just winding up while I’m attempting to just sleep

  • @luvliboss9955
    @luvliboss9955 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    i can personally guarantee you I'd get a bigger neurological boost from 25 grand than if i just smiled.

  • @jellyt4935
    @jellyt4935 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    As a chronic insomniac… yes, it is frustrating to know that there are people out there that fall asleep in 10 to 20 minutes

  • @feilianlu3590
    @feilianlu3590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Tbh, the eyebrows use is to stop water from getting into your eyes

    • @JDMOokami
      @JDMOokami 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought that was eyelashes?

    • @amivivi6420
      @amivivi6420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@JDMOokami probably both

    • @calebsanchez3004
      @calebsanchez3004 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lashes*

    • @TeeComedian
      @TeeComedian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just think that cavemen thought it looked hot.

    • @TheRuinedWonderland
      @TheRuinedWonderland 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And sweat.

  • @ranfren69420
    @ranfren69420 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mike: so smile away!
    Me who gets pain in my face when i smile: haha.. no.

  • @safiyyanazim
    @safiyyanazim 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:43: *exists*
    me who was drinking water:

  • @YN-vy1vf
    @YN-vy1vf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Imagine your Uber driver telling you all of these facts- 😂

  • @Rinyotsu
    @Rinyotsu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    Mike, I'm a rare person who can drink caffeine before bed specifically for lucid dreaming and when I wake up the next morning I'm better than ever. However, I don't wake up to alarms, I let my body wake when it's ready. Some days I'll sleep 5 hours, sometimes 8, if I sustained an injury I'll usually sleep closer to 12.

    • @peterzingler6221
      @peterzingler6221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Maybe you have an underlying condition of ads. There are many brain conditions that lead to stimulants making you sleepy

    • @CurlyTheSheep
      @CurlyTheSheep 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Maybe you are an alien.

    • @Rinyotsu
      @Rinyotsu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@peterzingler6221 I've got ADHD maybe that explains it.

    • @jayjiggered4103
      @jayjiggered4103 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Caffeine doesntcreally affect me

    • @BoyProdigyBaby
      @BoyProdigyBaby 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You are a true ninja.

  • @faithnoble2250
    @faithnoble2250 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I broke my femur by walking my dog (he drug me through a path, my leg got caught on a tree root and when I fell my leg twisted the right way for it to break) I was in the hospital for 4 days, and I had two surgeries on it. I was in a wheel chair for 2 months and in a walker for about 4 months. I was nine when that happened.

  • @JOELTAWIL
    @JOELTAWIL ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:00 you know it said pluto not the moon right? 😂

    • @paulsydness
      @paulsydness 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      12 times

  • @yocarara
    @yocarara 3 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    Just imagine in a lab a chemist sniffing all of the chemicals … is that why there all mad? Omg I’ve cracked it! 😂

    • @MN-ly5qs
      @MN-ly5qs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @naylisyazwina6836
      @naylisyazwina6836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Takes me 40 minutes or more to fall asleep and if someone wakes me up again then it will take 40 minutes of more to fall back asleep
      Also caffeine really doesn't affect me. I drink it once or twice a week in the evening. Go to sleep the same way

    • @butterbean6538
      @butterbean6538 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cracked indeed

    • @g.g.hochstetler2286
      @g.g.hochstetler2286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They’re**

    • @tealasitzman2900
      @tealasitzman2900 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MN-ly5qs i o

  • @voidphoenix25
    @voidphoenix25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    “It’s take 10-20 minutes to fall asleep”
    Me trying to fall Asleep 5 hour after laying in bed

    • @umloucobr4980
      @umloucobr4980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same.

    • @user-rn5dl6tf8r
      @user-rn5dl6tf8r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's insomnia bto

    • @DetectiveWraith
      @DetectiveWraith 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You, sir, have a cool name

    • @brotherbumkin3010
      @brotherbumkin3010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Get off your phone earlier

    • @Sleepless.Nights
      @Sleepless.Nights 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@brotherbumkin3010 I bet you're the kind of person that tells someone with depression to "just be happy"

  • @CherryJuli
    @CherryJuli 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I will keep on drinking my afternoon coffee Dr. Mike. I fall asleep in less than 5min and I sleep like a rock and I’m very well rested. 🙃

  • @wonkymeowchubsky9556
    @wonkymeowchubsky9556 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    People: eww my phone fell on my toilet
    Also them: proceeds to kiss a person (it's dirtier than a toilet)

  • @rachelechols5041
    @rachelechols5041 2 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    The hair is useless part makes me laugh. It’s a part of our sensory abilities. The movement of hairs is part of how we sense the world.

    • @pardo6370
      @pardo6370 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Theres bald people so it really isn't necessary for anything

    • @rachelechols5041
      @rachelechols5041 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@pardo6370 I’m not talking about just hair on the head. Arms, legs, and even toes have hair.

    • @pardo6370
      @pardo6370 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@rachelechols5041 yes but some people completely shave it all off and there are no differences whatsoever

    • @arizonagreenbee
      @arizonagreenbee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@pardo6370 you really can't shave *all* your hair

    • @oreoreo1534
      @oreoreo1534 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@pardo6370 bro, look it up. Hair absolutely plays a role in personal perception of the world around you. This was proven ages ago when the colonizers cut the indigenous populations hair and it greatly diminished their abilities to track and hunt.

  • @jocelynvaleriazamora1127
    @jocelynvaleriazamora1127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    CHEST COMPRESSIONS, CHEST COMPRESSIONS, CHEST COMPRESSIONS IS A MUST ON EVERY VIDEO!!!

  • @newbirth35
    @newbirth35 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    When my great aunt died, my great uncle followed within 3 years. They deeply loved each other and it was a huge blow to him when she died.

  • @Langello0o
    @Langello0o 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:25 you punched me? HA little do you know, you’re going to get an infection in your finger that will greatly affect you long time 😉