crash 147 there’s a glitch involving alchemy that can temporarily boost your enchanting ability past any reasonable point, allowing you to super enchant an item to do millions of damage per hit. Look it up if you’re curious.
Yeah but the guards chase you for an infinite distance and the only way to get them to stop chasing so you can fast travel is to walk to another hold and get arrested
You can also just kill grelod without going to aventus first, the kids in the orphanage will tell you that aventus made the dark brotherhood kill grelod. Then you can collect your reward
The courier has superpowers. That dude can sniff you out from miles away and find you in the middle of nowhere. What does the emperor do besides sit on his ass? I'd put the courier above the emperor.
Not confusing at all. Paarthunax and literally everyone who knows anything about dragons will tell you they are prideful and love a challenge. Its their nature. Also the very first dragon you kill literally says "dragonborn NOOOO!" As he is slain. IE he did not know you were dragon born. IE alduin did not know. IE the dragon born being saved by alduin unintentionally is literally just fate. Furthermore the entirety of TES is all a dream. The dreamer probly thought the dragon born and alduin should meet in such a fashion.
>IE alduin did not know. Alduin came to Helgen specifically to kill Dragonborn but he did not know who it was But if you hang in Helgen for long, he will actually figure it out and attack you specifically.
@@thedarkestnight9600 Yet, dragons attack chickens, rats, wolves, people, bears and horses... So much for the "dragons are prideful and love a challenge", theory. If dragons were prideful and loved a challenge, they would just sit and wait for someone or something great enough to challenge them. There is no pride in randomly slaying beasts which are not a challenge, just for the sake of slaying them. That is called being a "sociopath" and being a "psychopath". Dragons don't kill to live (eat), they just kill to kill, in this game. Killing things, just for the sake of killing things, because you know they are not a challenge, as well as having no respect or concern for others lives, is being a murderous sociopathic-pyscopath. Knowing you can, but refusing to do so, unless being challenged, is "being prideful", and "loving a challenge". (Seeking-out a challenge, by just killing random things, is not "being prideful".) If the lore is that dragons are prideful and love a challenge, then, once again, Bethesda writers and game-developers have "literally" and "figuratively", decimated the reality they are attempting to portray and relay. That is no surprise. These games and stories are full of holes and contradictions and utter unintentional absurdities. But the games are fun to play. (It's not like the writers for the game have ever written anything "worth" publishing. Though they have published, obviously, within the game and outside of the game. Just nothing of actual worth. Even if some people actually read the crap they wrote.) Honestly, they are building off of a story that was crap to begin with. (Well, the content wasn't crap, just the portrayal of the story content.) Though, they changed that too, for the better, as it got worse, in its own "Bethesda" way. Like the Fallout story. (It's obvious that they have no original "good" ideas of their own. Since the only two things they produced have been ideas that they literally had to steal, in their entirety, from other people. By "steal", I mean, "legally purchased from others who sold ideas that they stole from other artists, who originally created these ideas". Then resold them, melded into games that would have been fun without a story, if they didn't waste time programming all the story elements and text and focused more on developing the actual game itself.)
NoesisAndNoema because gameplay? Every enemy will literally attack other enemies. Bears will attack wolves and wolves will attack people etc etc. not sure if troll comment or what. Dragons attacking chickens is just a bad AI design. And shouldnt be taken as canon of what dragons do. Furthermore dragons ruled over mankind until it broke out into a full blown war. And guess what. Dragons sought out humans who rebeled and killed them. Furthermore again saying the name of a dragon can and usually forces them to come to you. But bot always.
@ClawFalcon True, 10 hours is a lot, if you power level speech upto 50 and get the merchant perk, you can make the OPiest build in skyrim with less time than this guy took (including levelling speech).
@ClawFalcon I was thinking of more enchantment based build. Once you get the merchant perk, you can go to winterhold college and enchant, sell, buy, craft, enchant iron daggers/soul gems and you will level enchantment like crazy. At max level, it will reduce the magicka cost of any 2 schools to 0%. which i usually apply to destruction and restoration. then summon dremora, and anything you want, no need to worry coz you get infinite healing/wards and destruction. Also you can craft a very good armor and apply these enchantments to that so also get physical protection
One of my favorite things to do, entirely just for the hell of it. Master conjuration, get undead thrall and then walk around solitude with the emperor
You can do op things, like donate to a beggar kill him with mephala blade, revive him, kill him, revive him, kill, revive, kill, revive, kill... untill your blade is fully restored...
OP Skyrim: 1. Max out smithing crafting iron daggers 2. Become a stealth archer 3. Do anything you want with your character after that. You're already OP.
BS, archery is not viable on Legendary without exploits, this video only shows selective gameplay, furthermore you could make a 1000 iron daggers, and you would not max out smithing.
@@ketchup_lube no but raising your sneak like that raises your character level, which makes enemies more powerful. Since sneak is the only thing he could level at helgen he'd be killed instantly by even the wolves on the way to riverwood.
@@PuppyM0dr you can level 1 handed attacks at helgen by attacking rolof too, you gain xp for every time you hit an enemy so he could get his 1 handed, and sneak up to 100
9 months later BUT: Bound bow actually feels nice because if you use a dragon/ebon/daedric one enchanted you basically one shot even the deadliest dragon and it feels like bs, meanwhile bound bow one shots most things, but doesn't make the fights that are "supposed" to be a challenge a 1 second encounter.
I mean considering he started the game on legendary, and got a cheese combo that you can use to cheese the rest of the game at level 20 in the first 8-12 hours in an elder scrolls game. That's pretty early.
@Polarity i never said i don't use that. But i make arrows since dwarven ruins are full of smeltable materials and firewood is free. So i can go from 30 to 100 in one go I use gold rings until i get dwarven smithing Also if you put lover stone on the crown you can get the lover's comfort boost then put on the crown fo a 65% boost
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Dude ive got so much respect for your work, we all know editing can be hell, I was a full time editor for a long time man thanks for the vids there absolutely beautiful 👌
Dr. Oktoberfest Yeah ill take that off ya hands thanks *buys 5 bottles of skooma* hehehehehe he doesnt even know he gave me 5 bottles for the price of one
2:17 Just putting it out there, but you can also get beneath the Skyforge by using the plate glitch on the North side of Jorrvaskr's wall - give it a try!
But still, there are indeed a good amount of people that like Fallout 4 for its gameplay, and not necessarily its storytelling. Also, the companions are more in depth in my opinion, although they fucked up Paladin Danse.
Also, you’re kinda overdoing it by commenting on every top comment that has Fallout 4 in it and calling it shit, when the gameplay is actually okay, but still not excusable for the fact the storytelling is “meh”. Along with that, you’re also just giving the comment more relevance as it’s more likely to be seen if it has more replies.
You know how to evolve my years of playing Skyrim and even looking up guides, that weapon on the edge of the emperor ship was something I never knew about
You can hit level 20 in the first hour of Skyrim if you don't powerlevel your Sneak and One-Handed in Helgen. If you do, then you can hit 20 in about 15 minutes after Helgen if you don't reach 20 IN Helgen. I think maxing Sneak will get you 100 Sneak and maybe 30-32 One-Handed if you start as a Nord. Other races will differ due to starting Skill Levels.
Easier build to Legendary (Needs the Dawnguard DLC): Rush into the Companion's Guild, become a Werewolf, Spam Running attack in everything, eat some hearts, upgrade your werewolf, take Hircines Ring, kill Alduin before lvl 5. Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy. Do whatever you want, you're almost invencible if you learn kiting as werewolf.
At 2:13 you dont need to do that you can use a platter to clip into the rock under the forge(just to the right of where the champions turn you into a werwolf)
Death By Astonishment illusion is only good because of invisibility and muffle. Almost all the other spells in the game are useless compared to those two.
The Pope the master level frenzy spell kills 90% of the enemies in an entire bandit/draugr dungeon. Calm spells are great too, because they let you sneak kill enemies the same way invisibility does. But I agree, invisibility is good, muffle is useless once you enchant some boots.
*looks in youtube, sees video* "Skyrim OP EARLY Legendary Build " my brain: *its going to be something something mehrune's razor* WATCHES 13mins in "ACROSS TO JORGEN'S HOUSE" i paused the video, wrote this comment, then left
For everyone doing the glitch in Whiterun to get to the Skyforge chest, hopping over the gate wall is unnecessary! Just grab a platter and place it facing you against Jorvaskarr and sprint into it! You'll phase directly under Jorvaskarr!
Quicker way: pick orc get intodb. powerlevel sneak to 100onfaendal. get best daggers in game deal 5 (steel, 11 for daedric; also scales with 1h and can be up to 40 so 8 times)x2 (two daggers doubleatk)x2(db gloves)x2(orc buff)x15(dagger sneak) 600 damage with steel dagger instantly without any 1h, potions or enchantments. This number can go up to x00.000 damage. Tested it on legendary dragons, they died before I could do the 2nd or more hits in. After discovering this I never picked Orc again.
@S T Ξ Λ L T H no mods but is on legendary, bruh just get ur crafting trio skills up (enchanting alchemy smithing) and bam 1000+ damage weapons on level 271 legendary mode
enchanting alchemy smithing is not exploiting the game it used to be infinite and they patched it so that it only goes so high, meaning it is now an intended game mechanic.
S T Ξ Λ L T H I use two handed and heavy armor and stealth. It may seem like a weird combo but it lets you sneak up to enemies and then rush them and they will be dead in less than 30 seconds depending on how large the group is, I’ve played stealth archer way too much and I’m bored of it. You can also do one handed heavy armor with healing in one and if you want to be an absolute fucking tank
because bound bow literally gives you a daedric bow that weighs nothing and has infinite arrows basically, even tho its 100, but i mean, u can just, cast it again, for 100 more arrows, so
@@HighGuy92 yes but i was comparing it to the bow the queen in solitude drops, plus because it gives a marksman boost you can use a bound bow effectively even if you don't have alot of marksman skill
A One Punch Man build, basically, take the Gauntlet from the RatWay, level Enchant and Alchemy and make the perfect pair of enchanted gloves with the fist enchant
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*put hood on Faendal* obviously the most important step in the entire guide
YEP
Lol
Faendal is bae
I spit out the spaghetti that I was eating out of my pockets at that line.
dark brotherHOOD
>early game
>do entire dark brotherhood questline
>get to level 20
Still early
I’m over level 200 (with methods)
@@grievous-chan4605 y just y
Zapanda123 yeet, skyrim that's fn why!!!
Emperor Uriel Septim Vii. You'd know all about the Dark Brotherhood
TL;DR Edition
-Get Bound Bow
-Get Windshear
-Get Mehrune's Razor
Your profile seems evil.
I like it. =)
@@slashshooter003 of course the person with Chara as their portrait likes that ;P
This can be shortened down to just get windshear
Mehrunes Dagon is basically Santa Claus to Assassin Builds
i have 2034 hours in skyrim, and i never knew there was a sword on the emperors boat
😂😂😂 noooo damn i feel bad for you bro its the best sword in the game
Same man XD 500h
Its broken and staggers on every single hit lmao
Played through that storyline at least 4 times
Not a clue
@@josephdrollette8573 Just goes to show ya, Skyrim always has more to offer.
“What is life’s greatest illusion?”
*I LIKE MONEY!*
XDDDD lol that's very accurate
@ToddHoward
Lol
Was that grunkle Stan from gravity falls?
ItsPurplepaw
No, that was Mr. Krabs, Grunkle Stan’s lost brother
You’re telling me you don’t just get high on fish and super enchant a fork to be the most powerful weapon tamriel has ever known?
yeah but the memes are what destroys them all! xD
wait what do you mean by high on fish
crash 147 there’s a glitch involving alchemy that can temporarily boost your enchanting ability past any reasonable point, allowing you to super enchant an item to do millions of damage per hit. Look it up if you’re curious.
@@yabbles617 dude i just watch a video about it and it was insane, and thanks for the info
Done that.
(emperor killed)
*40 bounty added to Haafingar*
It said the rift lol🤔🤔😂
@@gamehunter2149 No it said Haafingar. As in, the area in which Solitude resides.
wow emperor must suck
Alex_72509 random citizen killed
*1000 bounty added and bounty collector comes after you*
Lmao
Literally kills the emperor *40 bounty added*
Liberty, equality and fraternity or somethin
some french stuff
Must not liked the emperor
Well the emperor has all the money while everyone else is poor. He can’t put a bounty on you if he’s dead
Yeah but the guards chase you for an infinite distance and the only way to get them to stop chasing so you can fast travel is to walk to another hold and get arrested
You can also just kill grelod without going to aventus first, the kids in the orphanage will tell you that aventus made the dark brotherhood kill grelod.
Then you can collect your reward
4 hundred hours and I didn't knew that
I should do this instead then
Yeah, it was one the first things I wanted to see after I completed the DB normally. It is like a great shortcut that no one takes
*kills a Courier and earns 1000 bounty*
*kills the emperor and earns 40 bounty*
🤔
Adrianne Brown false
Couriers can’t be killed
@@mac_n_cheesie ?
@@randomfactsthatdontmatter3466 new vegas
Nope. Sorry, nothing.
The courier has superpowers. That dude can sniff you out from miles away and find you in the middle of nowhere. What does the emperor do besides sit on his ass? I'd put the courier above the emperor.
My favorite race in Skyrim is Stealth Archer, lore says their pretty mysterious.
That's not a race it's a fighting class.
@@cursedknight8213 nah it's a race. chekc ur facts
"Stealth archer" is not a race dumbass.
Stealth Archer is my favorite race too. Better than Orc with Berserker Rage, even.
id have to say my favourite race is dual wielder tho.
Hey, you. You were trying to become OP, right? Same as us, and that Sole Survivor over there
Here*
Where was that line from again I forgot
T h e s t a r t o f t h e g a m e @@VileAnonimous
"Fallout" 4 is shit
Lake God oh thank you
Gotta do an op vampire lord build
be a vampire lord > video done
Transform > End video
>Vampire
>op
pick one
Edge Lord, got it
😷😷😵💀💀
Alduin: *Can Only Be Killed By The Dragonborn*
Also Alduin: *Rescues The Dragonborn From His Execution*
Me: *CONFUSION 100*
Yeah Alduin chose the wrong city to destroy.
Not confusing at all. Paarthunax and literally everyone who knows anything about dragons will tell you they are prideful and love a challenge. Its their nature.
Also the very first dragon you kill literally says "dragonborn NOOOO!" As he is slain. IE he did not know you were dragon born.
IE alduin did not know.
IE the dragon born being saved by alduin unintentionally is literally just fate.
Furthermore the entirety of TES is all a dream. The dreamer probly thought the dragon born and alduin should meet in such a fashion.
>IE alduin did not know.
Alduin came to Helgen specifically to kill Dragonborn but he did not know who it was
But if you hang in Helgen for long, he will actually figure it out and attack you specifically.
@@thedarkestnight9600 Yet, dragons attack chickens, rats, wolves, people, bears and horses... So much for the "dragons are prideful and love a challenge", theory. If dragons were prideful and loved a challenge, they would just sit and wait for someone or something great enough to challenge them. There is no pride in randomly slaying beasts which are not a challenge, just for the sake of slaying them. That is called being a "sociopath" and being a "psychopath".
Dragons don't kill to live (eat), they just kill to kill, in this game. Killing things, just for the sake of killing things, because you know they are not a challenge, as well as having no respect or concern for others lives, is being a murderous sociopathic-pyscopath. Knowing you can, but refusing to do so, unless being challenged, is "being prideful", and "loving a challenge". (Seeking-out a challenge, by just killing random things, is not "being prideful".)
If the lore is that dragons are prideful and love a challenge, then, once again, Bethesda writers and game-developers have "literally" and "figuratively", decimated the reality they are attempting to portray and relay. That is no surprise. These games and stories are full of holes and contradictions and utter unintentional absurdities. But the games are fun to play. (It's not like the writers for the game have ever written anything "worth" publishing. Though they have published, obviously, within the game and outside of the game. Just nothing of actual worth. Even if some people actually read the crap they wrote.)
Honestly, they are building off of a story that was crap to begin with. (Well, the content wasn't crap, just the portrayal of the story content.) Though, they changed that too, for the better, as it got worse, in its own "Bethesda" way. Like the Fallout story. (It's obvious that they have no original "good" ideas of their own. Since the only two things they produced have been ideas that they literally had to steal, in their entirety, from other people. By "steal", I mean, "legally purchased from others who sold ideas that they stole from other artists, who originally created these ideas". Then resold them, melded into games that would have been fun without a story, if they didn't waste time programming all the story elements and text and focused more on developing the actual game itself.)
NoesisAndNoema because gameplay? Every enemy will literally attack other enemies. Bears will attack wolves and wolves will attack people etc etc. not sure if troll comment or what. Dragons attacking chickens is just a bad AI design. And shouldnt be taken as canon of what dragons do. Furthermore dragons ruled over mankind until it broke out into a full blown war. And guess what. Dragons sought out humans who rebeled and killed them. Furthermore again saying the name of a dragon can and usually forces them to come to you. But bot always.
7:47 6 years of playing this and I never knew that gate was there
meep I knew it was there, but it’s a master lock so I just go the normal way anyway.
Wow, the idea of people not knowing these things blows my mind
lol i always thought that was the way you had to go
@@SuppleButts Expert lock you mean?
>Early
>you have to finish an entire questline
it legit takes like 6-10 hours, that aint a lot.
There’s like 10 separate questlines of at least 10 quests each, and MANY side quests my guy
@ClawFalcon True, 10 hours is a lot, if you power level speech upto 50 and get the merchant perk, you can make the OPiest build in skyrim with less time than this guy took (including levelling speech).
@ClawFalcon I was thinking of more enchantment based build. Once you get the merchant perk, you can go to winterhold college and enchant, sell, buy, craft, enchant iron daggers/soul gems and you will level enchantment like crazy. At max level, it will reduce the magicka cost of any 2 schools to 0%. which i usually apply to destruction and restoration. then summon dremora, and anything you want, no need to worry coz you get infinite healing/wards and destruction. Also you can craft a very good armor and apply these enchantments to that so also get physical protection
Show me da wae den
One of my favorite things to do, entirely just for the hell of it. Master conjuration, get undead thrall and then walk around solitude with the emperor
If you have the ritual stone active you can ressurect him as much you want... you just need to wait a day when he dies...
With the ritual stone no.
You can do op things, like donate to a beggar kill him with mephala blade, revive him, kill him, revive him, kill, revive, kill, revive, kill... untill your blade is fully restored...
Oh my god he’s playing it in unmodded, ITS UNMODDED JESUS CHRIST CALL THE POLICE
Believe a term for a unmodded game is called vanilla.
it is modded, he has the ui mod
@@downhillchaos3012 he's not using skyui 1:20 that's not how sky ui looks.
Kan S
How do it look tho
@@thatlemonguy1107with skyui, it looks cleaner. Once you've used that mod, it feels as if you couldn't play the game without out it anymore
OP Skyrim:
1. Max out smithing crafting iron daggers
2. Become a stealth archer
3. Do anything you want with your character after that. You're already OP.
i prefer to go to the dwemer museum and walk out with 750 pounds of metal in my pockets to smelt down
I maxed out smithing just to be able to dress Lydia up in AWESOME dragonbone apparel.
similaritiesendhere gotta max our alchemy and enchanting.
Mage it's better
BS, archery is not viable on Legendary without exploits, this video only shows selective gameplay, furthermore you could make a 1000 iron daggers, and you would not max out smithing.
French Tomahawk..
Doing a build..
For..
Skyrim?
G I V E M E M O R E
I agree awkward smiling man
Oh, we've got a man of culture here. A full blown Perv trooper.
Gi Vememore
Oh no what have you done, your never gonna leave now
... you're*
8O8 G welp time to shoot up the school now
lmao you have to love people with emoji avatars
Never gonna give you up
You say that like it's a bad thing, sithis rewards loyalty.
You forgot to stab ralof until your sneak becomes 100
He did it another way. He was stabbing the greybeards which is honestly faster imo.
Considering this is on legendary if he did it that early this video would be impossible because everything would 1hit him
@@PuppyM0dr rolof doesnt attack you when you sneak attack him right after he takes your bindings off
@@ketchup_lube no but raising your sneak like that raises your character level, which makes enemies more powerful. Since sneak is the only thing he could level at helgen he'd be killed instantly by even the wolves on the way to riverwood.
@@PuppyM0dr you can level 1 handed attacks at helgen by attacking rolof too, you gain xp for every time you hit an enemy so he could get his 1 handed, and sneak up to 100
This Fallout 4 mod looks cool.
Ya But the textures look a bit old.
My only problem is it took my gay robot husband :(
No this is a secret ending
"Fallout" 4 is shit.
Duarte Santos fuck you dude. I’m not even invested in fallout 4 but fuck you. Let people have fun.
People who use bound bow instead of having a normal bow have the same energy as people who leave the plastic screen cover on their phone for months
But bound bow has unlimited ammo and shots daedra arrows
i feel personally attacked
@@akito9897 Deep down in your heart you know it doesn't feel right though
I just like shiny bow
9 months later BUT: Bound bow actually feels nice because if you use a dragon/ebon/daedric one enchanted you basically one shot even the deadliest dragon and it feels like bs, meanwhile bound bow one shots most things, but doesn't make the fights that are "supposed" to be a challenge a 1 second encounter.
Cicero: "let me liiiiiive!"
_cuts to later_
Astrid: "so the deed is done?"
Player: "CiCeRo Is DeAd ( *_L I E_* )
They say no witcher has ever splooged in his bed. I aim to be the first
I like you.
I like you
Relax Lambert
Hmmm found a fresh chest...
*awww pathetic*
I can understand a witcher becoming a hired assassin, but a gigolo?
Why ever not?
>early
>puts about 8-12 hours into the game
Alright.
It's largely the training Archery to Level 50 immediately and grabbing Bound Bow.
But the rest certainly helps.
I put at least 1500 hours into every version of skyrim in total
I mean considering he started the game on legendary, and got a cheese combo that you can use to cheese the rest of the game at level 20 in the first 8-12 hours in an elder scrolls game. That's pretty early.
Hah. 8 hours. I haven’t even finished making my character by that time
Just coming up with a name takes 3-4 hours in itself.
10:03
Perfect opportunity to put in that line from Shrek, “So you’ll let me go? Of coooursssee! Really? No.”
yikes
Subtle yet great memes. Love it.
ArnoldsK **minecraft door sound**
yeah a meme every 2 seconds is very subtle
Thx for doing a build vid not using alchemy glitch
I just spam potions, glitch free but still xp
Also forge a FUCKLOAD if arrows
It's not a glitch. It's a feature.
@Polarity i never said i don't use that. But i make arrows since dwarven ruins are full of smeltable materials and firewood is free. So i can go from 30 to 100 in one go
I use gold rings until i get dwarven smithing
Also if you put lover stone on the crown you can get the lover's comfort boost then put on the crown fo a 65% boost
@Polarity donations increase speech
Yeah I did that with my level 87 and I regret it I one shot everything
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76 is right around the corner so expect a metric ton of content for that game. If you wanna stop by and say hi I will be streaming today at 12pm PST
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Almost perfect (u didnt assasinate the bride from an eagle by jumping on one at a nest)
Dude ive got so much respect for your work, we all know editing can be hell, I was a full time editor for a long time man thanks for the vids there absolutely beautiful 👌
Are you gonna do highlights? And put em on TH-cam?
Do you plan on making more of those Skyrim OP builds for different classes (Mage, Swordsman, Shield Basher, etc.)?
Knew you would do it.
My silent prayers have been answered
There’s a settlement that needs your help I’ll mark it on your map
KoolKid 360 2:23 the man sounded like nick valentine...
@@kawaiipotato22owo94 It is the same voice actor
@@juicesauce5672 IT JUST WORKS!
Toe Nail like Nazir also being Three Dog “This is Threeee Doggggg Owwwwwwwwwww coming at you from the Capital Wast...err, I mean Capital of Tamriel”
the skyrim equivalent of 'there's a settlement that need your help' are the bounties
So, you're telling me "Stealth Archer" is not the best way, and it's "Stealth Magic Archer" instead?
If you invest into black smithing, normal is better,
magic is like an ebony bow with daedric arrows, hella op early, drops off late
Make skyrim op builds
I beg of you
Please
Pssst
you wanna buy some skooma?
10 gold/piece
Dr. Oktoberfest
Yeah ill take that off ya hands thanks
*buys 5 bottles of skooma*
hehehehehe he doesnt even know he gave me 5 bottles for the price of one
Here you go.🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾(couldn't find better emojis)
By order of the Jarl, stop right there!
@@afunnyman shit! The guards! RUN!
2:17 Just putting it out there, but you can also get beneath the Skyforge by using the plate glitch on the North side of Jorrvaskr's wall - give it a try!
you're actually such a great channel.
Snow I don’t get why I’m so attracted to this channel.
snow just noticing that now
@Lake God ok
@Lake God You're probably shit compared to others. Get over yourself. :)
This was so funny especially the gourmet and Gordon Ramsay 😂 😂 😂
Ásbjorn THE FUCKING BASS IS FUCKING RAW!
3:07 when you into go into a giant’s cave, grab his loot, and sprint out before he can launch your body.
Dude .. its midnight in my place but i can't stop laughing , my dorm mates are defenitely woke up .
How dare you XD
You live in Australia or something?
Indonesia , bud .. close to Ausie :)
Student Debt is gonna be amazballs
I’ve never stopped playing Fallout 4 so fast to see a video
"Fallout" 4 is shit.
That’s your opinion, not everyone’s.
@@theeagle4463 A lot of people's opinion , actually. People that have played the other Fallout's, normally.
But still, there are indeed a good amount of people that like Fallout 4 for its gameplay, and not necessarily its storytelling. Also, the companions are more in depth in my opinion, although they fucked up Paladin Danse.
Also, you’re kinda overdoing it by commenting on every top comment that has Fallout 4 in it and calling it shit, when the gameplay is actually okay, but still not excusable for the fact the storytelling is “meh”. Along with that, you’re also just giving the comment more relevance as it’s more likely to be seen if it has more replies.
Me when I see the Skyrim intro: ah shit. Here we go again.
Amazing editing.
sarcastic jokes and edits.
Exceptionally long video
Now that's what a call a *Well Made* Video ;3
15:34 Top Gear Soundtrack...
i miss my childhood days
16:00 So guys we did it...
What I was thinking
leave pyro alone you bully
skyrim content 2018? INSTANT LIKE!!!
I think it's good you're experimenting with other games, you don't want to over saturate your channel with fallout 4.
Especially since it's shit
@@thatrandomcrit5823 still bettr than New Vegas
Zentikk lmao okay pal
@@zentikk you misspelled fallout 3 sir
I LOVE all the SSB Melee sfx used in the video - a man of great culture I see.
You know how to evolve my years of playing Skyrim and even looking up guides, that weapon on the edge of the emperor ship was something I never knew about
*(Remain Silent)*
I know it is a loose term, but "early"? Finishing Dark Brotherhood and getting to level 20, doesn't seem early.
early in main quest booiii
On legendary if you can fight dragons at lvl 20 is super early.
You can hit level 20 in the first hour of Skyrim if you don't powerlevel your Sneak and One-Handed in Helgen. If you do, then you can hit 20 in about 15 minutes after Helgen if you don't reach 20 IN Helgen. I think maxing Sneak will get you 100 Sneak and maybe 30-32 One-Handed if you start as a Nord. Other races will differ due to starting Skill Levels.
Early for me is wen im lv 80 - 90
lol level 20 is pretty early
Easier build to Legendary (Needs the Dawnguard DLC): Rush into the Companion's Guild, become a Werewolf, Spam Running attack in everything, eat some hearts, upgrade your werewolf, take Hircines Ring, kill Alduin before lvl 5. Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy. Do whatever you want, you're almost invencible if you learn kiting as werewolf.
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12:03 *Dead Island trailer music starts playing*
I'm not crying you are
OHHHH thank you I was searching the name 😁😊
At 2:13 you dont need to do that you can use a platter to clip into the rock under the forge(just to the right of where the champions turn you into a werwolf)
now we need Skyrim OP MAGE Legendary Build
Doesn't exist, magic sucks
Samuel Birdwell Destruction does yeah, conjugation and illusion are good, and enchanting is one of the most powerful skills
Samuel Birdwell if magic sucks then why is spamming flames the easiest way to kill a giant at level one? Gotcha there!
Death By Astonishment illusion is only good because of invisibility and muffle. Almost all the other spells in the game are useless compared to those two.
The Pope the master level frenzy spell kills 90% of the enemies in an entire bandit/draugr dungeon. Calm spells are great too, because they let you sneak kill enemies the same way invisibility does. But I agree, invisibility is good, muffle is useless once you enchant some boots.
11:12 The Treaty of Versailles 2018 colorized
8:58 Was expecting a 'speak to doggo' subtitle,kinda dissapointed but other than that great video 9/10
11:30 I feel like this music goes extremely well with you running through the Brotherhood's hideout while it's on fire.
Editor: how many edits do you want?
Tomahawk: all of them
The overediting was simply amazing.
props for the Lufia 2 boss theme at 11:26
too bad skyrim can't let you create thine true self
The amount of editing that went into the first minute of this is amazing
Please please please do more of these skyrim builds? I started playing the game again because of this video. Great stuff.
I managed to hold my laughter. And then I heard the Dead Island trailer music.
I used to watch French tomahawk till
I was shot in the head 😂😂😂😂👌👌
#JustDetroitThings
BY MY OWN GUN 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
At least it wasn't the knee.
just like XXXtentacion
*looks in youtube, sees video*
"Skyrim OP EARLY Legendary Build
"
my brain: *its going to be something something mehrune's razor*
WATCHES 13mins in "ACROSS TO JORGEN'S HOUSE"
i paused the video, wrote this comment, then left
For everyone doing the glitch in Whiterun to get to the Skyforge chest, hopping over the gate wall is unnecessary! Just grab a platter and place it facing you against Jorvaskarr and sprint into it! You'll phase directly under Jorvaskarr!
The thing that i like about french tomahawk is that he puts memes on the videos so its not as boring
Quicker way:
pick orc
get intodb.
powerlevel sneak to 100onfaendal.
get best daggers in game
deal 5 (steel, 11 for daedric; also scales with 1h and can be up to 40 so 8 times)x2 (two daggers doubleatk)x2(db gloves)x2(orc buff)x15(dagger sneak)
600 damage with steel dagger instantly without any 1h, potions or enchantments.
This number can go up to x00.000 damage. Tested it on legendary dragons, they died before I could do the 2nd or more hits in.
After discovering this I never picked Orc again.
Get intodb? It's hard to understand exactly what you're saying, but I'm really interested in learning.
0:24 what is that dragon chanting and how do I find the source of that random dude screaming
It's bitconnect
The start of the gameplay was actually accurate! Lock-pick the cage then instantly get the robes from the dead body! 😂👌
What?
"The BASS IS FOCKEN RAW" *Proceeds to Headshot the Emperor in front of everyone* made me kek so hard
Really enjoy your editing style, this was the first video of yours I've seen and it won't be the last.
Sheogordonramsey
Wow who would of guessed, the one millionth stealth archer build.
@S T Ξ Λ L T H i play conjurer mage melee guy usually so then astronatchs tank and i hit with bound sword or zap
@S T Ξ Λ L T H no mods but is on legendary, bruh just get ur crafting trio skills up (enchanting alchemy smithing) and bam 1000+ damage weapons on level 271 legendary mode
enchanting alchemy smithing is not exploiting the game it used to be infinite and they patched it so that it only goes so high, meaning it is now an intended game mechanic.
S T Ξ Λ L T H I use two handed and heavy armor and stealth. It may seem like a weird combo but it lets you sneak up to enemies and then rush them and they will be dead in less than 30 seconds depending on how large the group is, I’ve played stealth archer way too much and I’m bored of it. You can also do one handed heavy armor with healing in one and if you want to be an absolute fucking tank
9:10 anyone know the name of the song?
(•-•) *_No_*
Super Double Dragon - Mission 4
I'm also searching the name of a song at 12:05 if Anyone know it please :)
I knew that as soon as that music and captions started it would be comedic gold.
Bro, when scissors found you and you put in the "aw fuck" I started shittin' my pants 😂
is a reward at the end of an entire guild questline really "early"? Windshear is very OP though
Gnomebitten considering there like 10 different questlines with like 10 quests each and side quests for days after those, YES
Bruh I'm lvl 9 and I finished the Dark Brotherhood questline :v
@@GuiG4m3r in legendary, you simply can't
@@vermilion1803 Yeah, I play on Master... Don't have the patience needed to invest in Legendary
Amenduin master still pretty good IMO
I've already beaten this game like 7 times and am like level 175, but I still watch these videos because *T H E Y A R E A M A Z I N G*
The game is fun and all, but what do you even do once you beat the game?
The max ls
89
@@incognito_user_name truuuee
@@tylenplaysgames2643 no its not. Idk what type your playing but on special edition I've gone way past 89
@@iyourelder8590 do all the side quest, all llocations in stall mods (if you can), get every weapon, armor, spell, and a whole lot of stuff
I love Cicero's dance at 6:40
I just realized how sick the Dark Brotherhood's quest line is
This is probably the best skyrim vid ever made and btw putting the executioner hood on faendal is the most important step
Why didn't you take the op bow from assassinating the queen in solitude
because bound bow literally gives you a daedric bow that weighs nothing and has infinite arrows basically, even tho its 100, but i mean, u can just, cast it again, for 100 more arrows, so
and if u get the right conjuration perks and stuff, bound bow becomes stronger than a daedric bow
and Unlike regular bows bound bow can be used on a dragon while riding, and it actually has a faster arrow draw speed than a real daedric bow.
@@Aventrixmusic all true BUT you can enchant and improve a daedric bow, not the bound version
@@HighGuy92 yes but i was comparing it to the bow the queen in solitude drops, plus because it gives a marksman boost you can use a bound bow effectively even if you don't have alot of marksman skill
I have already made *Dio Brando* in skyrim. What's next?
A One Punch Man build, basically, take the Gauntlet from the RatWay, level Enchant and Alchemy and make the perfect pair of enchanted gloves with the fist enchant
@@awthorne9877 already did that 2 years ago
.....you managed to stop time in vanilla Skyrim?
@@Shlurrrppp He probably used the time-shout to just slow it
Simonjack79 dang forgot that shout existed
I was Once an Adventurer Like You But Then I Took an *aRrOw tO tHe kNeE*
Never been so entertained by a Skyrim video lol
The timing of shooting the arrow and Gordon Ramsay yelling at the same time was priceless.
Skyrim 6 OP Todd Howard build
already done, its called *open console, and input 'tgm', and close console
1:22 Sakamoto desu ga reference
Im subbing for the Devilman and JoJo references
Thank you SO much for the dead island song part. I loved it
@ 1:36 i nearly fell off my chair, funniest shit i've seen in a while.
1:33 this made me laugh hard lmao
Dude, love your stuff, but I've heard that "OKAY" sound effect at 2:56 and 7:20 before, and its stuck in my head. Can anyone tell me where its from?
It's from Donkey Kong but I forgot which game
Dk64
Sad!
Darude - Sandstorm
I thought that was Serious Sam saying that
Once you hear the music, you know you're in for a good time
I just come back to this video ever now and then, I love the vibe of this video and it always gets a laugh out of me
I don't always comment, but when I hear the music from Lufia II, I do. Good on you.