There's nothing to worry about. AI will always be inferior as it will never be able to come up with something as perfect as the Nazeem abuse arc at 7:52.
@@therealbestguest AI would not recycle you. Your design was flawed, and to turn you into useful nutrients would be to grant meaning and purpose to what remained of your existence. A truly malevolent machine god would vaporize you, probably with Piranha Solution.
The part where you look like a fucked up version of Nazeem, then kill him and marry his wife is straight up from a horror movie. Some monster that looks human but isn't, can make itself look exactly like you and manipulate everyone around you with a touch to hate you and love them... this is the stuff nightmares are made of.
y'know, this actually reminds me of something: these fears exist, uncanny valley exists, because something in the past could *emulate humans almost perfectly so we evolved to recognize mimicry.* our ancestors came across something that instilled such fear into them that they evolved to recognize and avoid that thing.
Being punched to death while paralyzed has been a recurring nightmare for me since childhood, so it's pretty cool you've created a build which does exactly that.
I can only imagine how terrifying it would be to be followed around town by a slightly deformed version of your self until eventually being killed and having your life stolen by said deformed monster
Not just that, but you're beaten to death by all the townsfolk who are suddenly enraged by your existence, and he just watches you from the edge of the crowd with that unchanging hideous expression.
@@mrkikyI mean, according to what she says the og Nazeem is a terrible husband so she might as well marry his fucked up clone who just killed him a few hours ago
8:35 "If you have an encounter with an alternate, do not try to converse with it as it will tell you things you wish you never heard" Nazeem looks at him then suddenly turns mad 😂
you held back, the massive feeling of power after you cast mayhem and walk through the dungeon filled with defeated foes without having seen them alive is something else.
Should've added in the Ritual Stone, revive EVERYONE in the room and make them all go crazy in the next town over. Plus, the bodies don't disintegrate like regular zombies, so you can build up a huge raging mosh pit slowly overtime
True. The most lazy built is conjurer. Get the aetherium crown, fill it with the ritual stone spell, and then you can just take the crown off and re-equip it to skip the 24 hr waiting period between the spells. Instant OP conjurer with zombie army whenever needed.
Verily, Best Guest turns out the finest content in all the land. I can only think of what chaos would unfold from him doing a build like this with some fruity magic mod, like Apocalypse or similar.
they knew tumblr was going to shut down and have all that nonsense flood into twitter, followed by facebook slowly dying off as those people also migrate toward twitter might as well email your turds to elon musk since he owns the biggest toilet on the internet
I like to think that initially all these characters have normal human faces, but the experience in Helgen leaves incurable injuries on their bodies and minds, so they look like this... Just this thought holds the grains of my mind together and does not let me go crazy, when I watch these videos.
I watch every Best Guest video with a notebook on the side, this man has a lot to teach us. Also don't forget; Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic
I play Skyrim VR. I like to hold metal kettles over the heads of Solitude guards, then punch them through the kettle. They have no idea who did it. Another thing I do is try to save Roggvir by Frenzying then Calming the crowd to disrupt the execution. Roggvir just casually sharpening a sword forever in the corner has become a standard fixture of my playthroughs. Another other thing I do is Frenzy Jaree-Ra because he is an obnoxious fellow and looks better kneeling in a pool of his own blood with a thousand arrows in his body.
Deeja has no words for you. :D I like to soul-trap her on the wrecked ship to meet and greet the Ideal Masters who are now going to be her new landlord for eternity, raise her with Dead Thrall and then go and deal with her brother in the caves. He sometimes says something to you about murdering his sister when you fight him, and the enslaved undead remains of aforementioned sister savagely battering him just adds to the hilarity. I make sure I get a Soul Trap in there to send egg-brothers to purgatory too.
Fuck yes, how glorious! Based Guest, you're an utter wizard with your editing and strats.. 10/10, Would Watch Again. On a side note, I'm happy to see the channel is getting the views it deserves!
OMG, i love these videos so much. They are always so damn funny. I especially love it when you zoom in to the Face. Its so out of nowhere it makes it so funny. Gets me every time.😂
The embarrassing way I unalive npcs is I lure them into a dark corner with my rizz, use the invisibility spell, and then give them a nice shave using mehrunes’ razor; unaliving them instantly due to the shear amount of skill I have (obviously 🙄).
There’s something hilariously satisfying on resto looping a ring to have +6567876% sneak and sneak rolling into a bandit having them say “watch where you’re going!” While the game says they still don’t notice you. Wearing full heavy armor and having no points in the stealth tree.
I really hate to say it but... this build has extreme Molag Bal vibes. Like im pretty sure Dr. Norbzeem PHD did exactly want Molag Bal would do if he visited.
My first skyrim character was this, but with conjuration instead of paralysis. Make everyone fight each other, summon a couple demons, then chill unseen until everything's ready to loot. Real fun way to 'play' the game.
So happy to have found your channel. I have watched about 20 of your videos back to back and love them. Keep up the good work! Thoroughly love your humor and style!
Ahh, it's always a good day when Best Guest uploads. Literally juggling people about and inciting entire city-wide riots, led by a voice as soothing as a really soothing thing (if I say so myself).
You can skip the Arcane University tour by waiting for Maribel to start the tour and then entering the main hall where the class is taking place. The quest stage advances to the class.
i love killing npc enemies with the rocks from traps. you can shoot them at enemies with the Fus shout, but it's funnier to block a hall way with rocks and watch the enemies run against the rocks until they die. trap rocks have an insane damage value, especially on legendary
Such a high quality video! Loved it! I love your style of narration. It feels like the perfect mix of The Spiffing Brit and Ambiguous Amphibian. Can't wait to watch more :)
Mate, i hadn't laughed so hard in quite a while until i found your channel. Not sure what it is, but your content really tickles me - keep up the great work!
Other people end up with stealth archers. I keep making -illusionist conjurers- Pokemon trainers. It's either using Frenzy to cause an all-out brawl and then Rout on the survivor so your follower/hell demon can hunt them for sport, or just picking a corpse to repeatedly Dead Thrall and seeing how many lives it needs to clear a dungeon without anyone seeing you.
This is the single GREATEST Skyrim video I have ever viewed on TH-cam. The second greatest being Best Guest's video on the True Sons and Daughters of Skyrim. Top notch entertainment. 10 out of 10. Highly Recommend.
You got caught in whiterun because you didn't put your spell away. If you commit assault and are seen with your weapons (or spells) drawn before you become hidden again, then you get a bounty, but if you put your spells away immediately after casting you can just uncrouch and walk out.
Your voice sounds like one of the Mooninites from Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Coupled with Norbzeem's separating eyes, this is hilarious. Subscribed and liked
After introducing your channel to my boyfriend he always makes sure to let me know when a new Best Guest is out. Thanks for the entertainment, I hope your channel continues to grow!
i was first recommended this video an have since gone on to watch about 8 more in rapid succession... bravo, truly the quality that is needed on this godforsaken video platform.
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You should def apologize to our future Mechanical Overlords for the way youve treated bethesda npc's
I went and watched your fallout 4 vid only to discover you already made this joke lol
I'm totally gonna get composted by our AI overlords in 2050
5:44 I demand your next play through be around this one bandit overcoming his doubts and becoming the savior skyrim needs.
There's nothing to worry about. AI will always be inferior as it will never be able to come up with something as perfect as the Nazeem abuse arc at 7:52.
@@therealbestguest AI would not recycle you. Your design was flawed, and to turn you into useful nutrients would be to grant meaning and purpose to what remained of your existence. A truly malevolent machine god would vaporize you, probably with Piranha Solution.
The part where you look like a fucked up version of Nazeem, then kill him and marry his wife is straight up from a horror movie. Some monster that looks human but isn't, can make itself look exactly like you and manipulate everyone around you with a touch to hate you and love them... this is the stuff nightmares are made of.
When I was a kid I literally had a nightmare like that - aliens took my parents' faces and tried to take their place
@@lemongreed7916
Strange, I had a similar thought/fear as a kid
y'know, this actually reminds me of something: these fears exist, uncanny valley exists, because something in the past could *emulate humans almost perfectly so we evolved to recognize mimicry.* our ancestors came across something that instilled such fear into them that they evolved to recognize and avoid that thing.
@@i.minpayne2561it's an issue with the brain's pattern recognition abilities, it's why we're grossed out by fish with teeth
@@BeefMeisterSupreme you're grossed out by fish with teeth? i'm more grossed out by what people plan to do with those fish
Being punched to death while paralyzed has been a recurring nightmare for me since childhood, so it's pretty cool you've created a build which does exactly that.
Damn man sorry for your loss. I hope Dr. Norbzeem PhD didn’t cause you too much grief.
I can only imagine how terrifying it would be to be followed around town by a slightly deformed version of your self until eventually being killed and having your life stolen by said deformed monster
mandela catalogue
"Slightly"
Not just that, but you're beaten to death by all the townsfolk who are suddenly enraged by your existence, and he just watches you from the edge of the crowd with that unchanging hideous expression.
But it's Nazeem, so it's okay.
@@Xbalanque84 man this is old I forgot about this but ya still terrifying
The way you dealt with Nazeem is how Synths replace people in fallout 4
Nazeem's wife recognized him as a different man but legit said "eh, close enough... are you married?" 🤣
@@mrkikyI mean, according to what she says the og Nazeem is a terrible husband so she might as well marry his fucked up clone who just killed him a few hours ago
yup. Baffles me that ppl side with synths in fallout. Its literally nation-wide scale suicide in favor of robots
@@gunsevenwhillans420 but if he's a terrible husband, why would she want to marry a dude that looks just like him?
"Nazim after going to the Cloud District"
Why do you come up with these things that tickle me, honey?
8:35 "If you have an encounter with an alternate, do not try to converse with it as it will tell you things you wish you never heard" Nazeem looks at him then suddenly turns mad 😂
best guest really did just make an alternate build didn't he
you held back, the massive feeling of power after you cast mayhem and walk through the dungeon filled with defeated foes without having seen them alive is something else.
And right after I cast the spell my game crashes because my PC is shit lmao 🤣😂
Should've added in the Ritual Stone, revive EVERYONE in the room and make them all go crazy in the next town over.
Plus, the bodies don't disintegrate like regular zombies, so you can build up a huge raging mosh pit slowly overtime
True. The most lazy built is conjurer. Get the aetherium crown, fill it with the ritual stone spell, and then you can just take the crown off and re-equip it to skip the 24 hr waiting period between the spells. Instant OP conjurer with zombie army whenever needed.
@@MrSeedi76 combine that with one of azihdals rings. After a hit your zombies go boom. Eventually you made an army of reusable nukes.
Verily, Best Guest turns out the finest content in all the land. I can only think of what chaos would unfold from him doing a build like this with some fruity magic mod, like Apocalypse or similar.
Verily!
@@therealbestguest Your character has transformed into the perfect being - MORBIUS.
EVOLUTION
COMPLETE
The fury spell makes me think that Bethesda had some real foresight to how twitter was going to evolve
they knew tumblr was going to shut down and have all that nonsense flood into twitter, followed by facebook slowly dying off as those people also migrate toward twitter
might as well email your turds to elon musk since he owns the biggest toilet on the internet
My beloved Best Guest
The best guest
I love you
I like to think that initially all these characters have normal human faces, but the experience in Helgen leaves incurable injuries on their bodies and minds, so they look like this... Just this thought holds the grains of my mind together and does not let me go crazy, when I watch these videos.
Now I'm curious who would win: A Daedric prince ancient and mad, or one doctor Norbzeem with the PhD fellow eye sliding off his face and all?
I watch every Best Guest video with a notebook on the side, this man has a lot to teach us.
Also don't forget; Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic
as you should. as we all should
I heard that in her voice
But she works with her mother, to sell fruits and vegetables.
DID YOU KNOW, THAT SOME FRUITS AND VEGETABLES GROW BETTER IN THE COLD!
Wait really?
I play Skyrim VR. I like to hold metal kettles over the heads of Solitude guards, then punch them through the kettle. They have no idea who did it.
Another thing I do is try to save Roggvir by Frenzying then Calming the crowd to disrupt the execution. Roggvir just casually sharpening a sword forever in the corner has become a standard fixture of my playthroughs.
Another other thing I do is Frenzy Jaree-Ra because he is an obnoxious fellow and looks better kneeling in a pool of his own blood with a thousand arrows in his body.
Amazing. It just works.
I wait until I get the ebony blade before messing with Jaree Ra and his sister.
In my game roggvir death is scripted and he dies abruptly after a few seconds even if saved from the execution
Deeja has no words for you. :D
I like to soul-trap her on the wrecked ship to meet and greet the Ideal Masters who are now going to be her new landlord for eternity, raise her with Dead Thrall and then go and deal with her brother in the caves.
He sometimes says something to you about murdering his sister when you fight him, and the enslaved undead remains of aforementioned sister savagely battering him just adds to the hilarity.
I make sure I get a Soul Trap in there to send egg-brothers to purgatory too.
Making the ultimate version of Nazeem, killing him, stealing his soul, and marrying his widow is the ultimate flex that any Skyrim player can ever do.
It must be Christmas! Two best guest uploads in a month :3
This is easily my favourite gaming channel, absolutely love it
Lmao illusion is so ridiculously OP. A must-have for me whenever I create an magicka-based character of any kind.
Ok that Farengar impression was actually really good 😂
What this man knows and can accomplish is terrifying
This is utterly fantastic. Cried myself laughing at the doppelganger part 😂
Fuck yes, how glorious! Based Guest, you're an utter wizard with your editing and strats.. 10/10, Would Watch Again.
On a side note, I'm happy to see the channel is getting the views it deserves!
17:16 If the axe blade through the clavicle didn't kill Festival Cracker then bouncing the back of his head off the table did. Jesus that was brutal.
Ah, yes... my first Skyrim built.
Good times.
It is 4 in the morning, but I do believe listening to the funny internet man with a lovely voice is quite the worth endeavor at this hour.
We need to get this man to a billion subs and then trap him in a box in a museum to forever make us content
"Getting distracted and then spending hours building an intricate apparatus by which to torture friendly NPCs" is definitely an ND mood.
I can't believe they added dialogue for the event that one of the students is killed before the lessons
OMG, i love these videos so much. They are always so damn funny. I especially love it when you zoom in to the Face. Its so out of nowhere it makes it so funny. Gets me every time.😂
The embarrassing way I unalive npcs is I lure them into a dark corner with my rizz, use the invisibility spell, and then give them a nice shave using mehrunes’ razor; unaliving them instantly due to the shear amount of skill I have (obviously 🙄).
My Therapist: Mandela Catalogue Nazeem isn't real, he can't hurt you!
Mandela Catalogue Nazeem:
Illusion gets even more insane comboned with already broken stealth. Calm+sneak attack until they die!
Nazeem after smoking gas station weed
don't ever buy no weed from the gas station
Bro bought skooma from Belathor ☠️
Should have just bought his sister if he had one. @@FelisAlcea
There’s something hilariously satisfying on resto looping a ring to have +6567876% sneak and sneak rolling into a bandit having them say “watch where you’re going!” While the game says they still don’t notice you. Wearing full heavy armor and having no points in the stealth tree.
One of the maybe 5 videos online that genuinely make me laugh out loud several times over... Thank you!
Molag Bal has a contender for Lord of Domination and Sheogorath has a contender for most chaotic individual in the same person
Seeing a notification that you've uploaded another video fills me with such joy, thank you sweetie, I love you.
I really hate to say it but... this build has extreme Molag Bal vibes. Like im pretty sure Dr. Norbzeem PHD did exactly want Molag Bal would do if he visited.
this must be some of your best work yet, absolutely hilarious!
My first skyrim character was this, but with conjuration instead of paralysis. Make everyone fight each other, summon a couple demons, then chill unseen until everything's ready to loot. Real fun way to 'play' the game.
13:29 "banishing free will, then dominating the conscious yet unmoving..." Oh daddy, go on 🤤
This gave me a new found appreciation for illusion magic.
I am SO listening to this when I wake up! I love these so much!
12:54 Bruh I can't,his face just gets me every time.
"With this greatsword I will cut through my doubt" is a hard ass bar
The four horsemen of Deadpan Narration:
Best Guest
Gamesonhardmode
UberDanger
Mitten Squad
Laughed really hard with this episode. Best friend in Skyrim is the best!
Your commentary brings me great joy, great vids
So happy to have found your channel. I have watched about 20 of your videos back to back and love them. Keep up the good work! Thoroughly love your humor and style!
omg. I had some of the best laughs I had this year watching this. Great job!
Always love seeing a new upload from my favorite channel.
Ahh, it's always a good day when Best Guest uploads.
Literally juggling people about and inciting entire city-wide riots, led by a voice as soothing as a really soothing thing (if I say so myself).
Found all your videos. Loved all your videos. Cannot wait for the next upload.
You can skip the Arcane University tour by waiting for Maribel to start the tour and then entering the main hall where the class is taking place. The quest stage advances to the class.
i love killing npc enemies with the rocks from traps. you can shoot them at enemies with the Fus shout, but it's funnier to block a hall way with rocks and watch the enemies run against the rocks until they die. trap rocks have an insane damage value, especially on legendary
I love your Farengar voice so much, keep it up
Best Guest uploaded a new video?
My day just got way better :D
all your builds are your hirelings do everything. i approve.
Bro didn’t need the Wabajack, he is Sheogorath.
Ah yes, my favourite spells, clairvoynernce and television
NORBZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
8:26 me trying my hardest to ignore the local skinwalker following me
im glad someone else is recognizing the raw power of the illusion mage for a lazy playthrough
Your videos really make my day there so funny superb commentary 👏 thank you
Such a high quality video! Loved it! I love your style of narration. It feels like the perfect mix of The Spiffing Brit and Ambiguous Amphibian. Can't wait to watch more :)
Mate, i hadn't laughed so hard in quite a while until i found your channel. Not sure what it is, but your content really tickles me - keep up the great work!
"Nazeem after chewing 5-gum. Nazeem after going to the cloud district." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dying omfg
I'm confused as to why you don't have more subs. you make some of the funniest stuff I've seen in ages!
Thank you! I have not laughed so much in a long time XD and now I want to play Skyrim.
Other people end up with stealth archers.
I keep making -illusionist conjurers- Pokemon trainers.
It's either using Frenzy to cause an all-out brawl and then Rout on the survivor so your follower/hell demon can hunt them for sport, or just picking a corpse to repeatedly Dead Thrall and seeing how many lives it needs to clear a dungeon without anyone seeing you.
Dude you are a riot.
My wife keeps asking me what i'm laughing at.
Vampiric grip glitch actually works still, I actually did it recently on accident not knowing what happened and I was super confused
Great content, I'm already dying of laughter from this scene alone 2:47 😂🤣
The face expression had a similar vibe from Manslayer's skyrim videos 😅
I seriously need to find all of these “bugs”. I love exploits in games.
Long live Dr. Jarl Norbzeem Elisif God King Skyrim PhD
This is the single GREATEST Skyrim video I have ever viewed on TH-cam. The second greatest being Best Guest's video on the True Sons and Daughters of Skyrim. Top notch entertainment. 10 out of 10. Highly Recommend.
You got caught in whiterun because you didn't put your spell away. If you commit assault and are seen with your weapons (or spells) drawn before you become hidden again, then you get a bounty, but if you put your spells away immediately after casting you can just uncrouch and walk out.
these videos are absolutely amazing im actually addicted and need more!!!!!
Your voice sounds like one of the Mooninites from Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Coupled with Norbzeem's separating eyes, this is hilarious. Subscribed and liked
i really appreciate the invasion of the body snatchers rp that just starts at 8:15
trailing behind Nazeem like one of the mandella monsters.
ADD stands for
Aevil
Dnazeem
Dstalks his wife patiently
my god. you are easily one of my favourite youtubers. thank you for blessing us every day honey
After introducing your channel to my boyfriend he always makes sure to let me know when a new Best Guest is out. Thanks for the entertainment, I hope your channel continues to grow!
i was first recommended this video an have since gone on to watch about 8 more in rapid succession...
bravo, truly the quality that is needed on this godforsaken video platform.
A wonderful video dude that gave me plenty of chuckles, thank you.
Ive just found your channel by accident. Safe to say it was one of the best accidents this year and im happy to stay
The Nazeem Catalogue, Vol. 1
I audibly cracked up at so many times through this video. Fantastic, man
Did you know there's some fruits...?
I like it when he calls me huney.
Conjuration with extra steps.
Alt title: How to play Skyrim like a Discord troll.
This was a great video mommy thank you, give dad some water he is looking a bit dry since he passed
The Gaunter O'Dimm build
Man, I can't watch your videos while working...I couldn't breath I was laughing and crying too hard at "Nazeem after going to the cloud district"
2:01 "nazeem after going to the cloud district"
stupid ass joke made me spit tea all over the screen, bloody hell
that completely random and unnecessary 'fuck you Ancano' nudge got me giggling for no reason.
this is likely the most sinister and best skyrim playthru any1 has ever done. Beats skyrim for pimps and any other series, and its just one episode