The Gorilla Glue Chronicles │Gorilla Glue Challenge
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0:00 intro
0:05 TMZ lied that gorilla glue girl would sue
1:58 The gorilla Glue challenge as dumb as the cinmmon challenge
2:44 Man Glue's cup to his lips
3:25 Come on now dawg you 37
5:38 "I thought I could lick it off"
7:48 Robbie rotten
8:40 this generation is F*8ked
10:00 Shave your head (gofund me)
11:00 Fraud
12:18 Gorilla Glue Girl TV - เกม
This is the laugh of a man who's given up all hope, and recognized reality for the comedy it is.
When you live in a world ruled by clowns, eventually you realize their entire act is a joke and can little else but laugh.
Or just the laugh that comes from witnessing the super idiotic. 0
i realized that a while ago and share the same views as gundam sometimes and it depresses me
The only reason I haven't committed the big S is because there's more laughing to do
Once you realize you're the realist in an absurdist play life becomes much easier
*"People literally died from the cinnamon challenge!"*
*smiles in natural selection
*Smiles in Divine Punishment*
😏
Well, time to start the nutmeg challenge!
I remember thinking cinnamon would be sweet and was bored and wanted something to snack on but there was nothing in the house that was sweet. I did the cinnamon challenge without knowing the actual challenge.
I miss natural selection, needs a comeback
"You literally wanna try to get a woman on a show for making a big ass mistake."
Dude, they already did that. They called it Teen Mom.
Bruh you just gave me Vietnam Flashbacks.
LMAO!
Don't forget 16 and Pregnant!
If you'll pardon the pun, "My 600-pound life" is full of big ass mistakes.
HA
And 600 pound life.
we absolutely need MORE of these "challenges"
it's a huge problem that evolutionary filters for intelligence are practically non-existent
I'm calling it right here and now, there will be someone who's going to use the glue on their eyelids.
that would be me because im tired of seeing dumb shit
the fact that something like this does not seem unlikely is very disturbing to here
i'd pay to see that.
and they want reparation for this shit, jesus save america
already happened
“I just left the hospital and they did *nothing* for me”
How the hell do you blame the hospital for what you did to your damn self
Plus, they probably didn't want to be viable of that person. Or just want her to wallow in her stupidity lol
Health care for all even the idiots
@@luan9770 She didn’t blame the hospital. She even donated the 20k to charity.
_I_ blame the hospital. They didn’t even give her an lobotomy - and what’s there to lose?
... new warning label...
"Do not apply to stupid surfaces."
Bing, bang, boom... all liability is covered.
The challenge: “What’s the quickest and dumbest way I can become the laughingstock of the entire internet?” 😂
Gorilla Glue + Best Friend = Instant Siamese Twin
Someone needs to fake this to start a wave
its all fun and games til someone has to take a shit. There are things you can't unsee.
Conjoined twin as well
@Stupid-Steve Thats only if both are Chinese.
I wonder if there are two dumb ppl close enough to try it 🤔
Looks like these people took "return to monke" way too literally.
Don't you mean too literally? They just saw gorilla on something then said; Yes!
Monke is smarter than this
@@fernandoqueirozpopovic7024 Indeed
Das rayciss against adhesive Americans
Look up gematria effect sports
"If saber tooth tigers came back a lot of people would be dead". A lot more of those people would be dead if you still had to earn money to eat.
Remember in Idiocracy how their TV entertainment was a guy getting kicked in the balls? That's what the Gorilla Glue Girl to Hollywood bit reminded me of, lol.
I haven't thought about that movie in years...and now I see it coming true
I don’t understand why the “girl” did her whole entire hair. she said “fuck it” and poured the whole bottle
idiots do not have logic in their brain they just think why not and just do it
I think it was spray glue, so she sprayed everywhere.
Technically she sprayed it on her head. It's the kind of stuff companies spray on cardboard boxes to hold them together.
How long ago did this happen? Cause I'm pretty sure her hair won't grow out if she got her scalp too...
@@Ghost7065 skin doesn't last forever. It sheds periodically. Eventually the cells covered in gorilla glue will fall off and she'll be fine. Having had nasty crap stuck to me for extended periods of time, I can attest to this.
model builders were probably the first to realize what an incredibly stupid idea playing with gorilla glue is.
Seriously, anybody who has ever gorilla glued their finger to a model knows that shit sticks
I'm a carpenter we know too 🤣 never built a model in my life but after watching some vids on the gunpla channel I really want to give it a try
Why aren't you guys wearing gloves....
@@TheDorianTube honestly? because losing some skin is preferable to picking glove pieces out of the model if I glue myself to it.
I have had to rip my fingers off of poster boreds when using the stuff for school projects owie
@@TheDorianTube when a lot of it is done by feel, you really don’t want to be impairing that with gloves
I have to agree that the second "girl"'s "emergency" was not funny at all. It was so serious that the emergency room told her to go home and put olive oil on her head or shave it off. Holy shit how desperate are people to become moderately famous!?
Such beautiful and feminine 5 o'clock shadow...
It was a dude!
Thats a dude smh
"That's a man baby, yeah"
@@trolojolo6178The article referred to the person as she. Maybe they got it wrong, but it's not OP's fault for going off of what the article itself said.
"oh no, I never considered suing anybody"
*and the Oscar goes to...*
Dr Phil: You're saying you took your son into the backyard and shot him?
Daddy Gundam: I was ending his suffering!
hey my future parenting technique
bread boys show the way.
Well it worked, HE didn't have to go on Dr.Phil.
It's very easy to read that in his voice
@@kentlindal5422 Dr Phil must be made to understand that a single bullet will fix gorilla glue scalp far cheaper and more efficiently than surgery 😆
Next week: Gorilla Glue has changed their logo because of racism accusations
You know it's coming too.
What can you do monkey see monkey do
yep this is comming
My uncle calls it Obama tape. I know, i know. . .
She's the one who is racist. She thought Gorilla Glue was a product for black people.
Gundam's laughter is platinum.
It's good to hear Gundam laugh. I'm so used to hearing him on the brink of breakdown that hearing him have a really good laugh is nice.
7:55
Gundam: what that’s a woman?!
Me: in your generation you had Wonder Woman, in my generation you’ve have to wonder if it’s a woman !
It not.
Based.
move to Asia they still have women.... I did 😂
@@randomcallum yeah, thailand is great! The women are so strong and helpful
Facts!
Still waiting for the Diesel Patches and Gundam crossover
i am waiting for the Gundam and Gundam Ghost crossover episode
Mobile Suit Gundams running on Diesel. The crossover thumbnail would be a Gundam posted infront of a Gas Station.
What about blowbox in there
Yes
What we need is Gundam getting into warhammer so he can crossover with Majorkill
I’m just amazed there is someone that looks like Hisoka in this world.
M effer should’ve used bungee gum it has properties of rubber and gum
@@cunninglinguist4994 😂
That last "girl" has a more masculine chin then I have...
not to mention an adams apple. pretty sure HE identifies and SHE. not really a SHE. just saying.
Not to mention the 5 o'clock shadow.
I'm late, but it is a man lol
and this is why america doesnt have free healthcare
Do you really want to pay for people gluing themselves? I'd rather have a fatburger
@@raul0ca you are arleady paying taxes to drone strike wedding why are you drawing the line here.
Except those are the only people that DO get free healthcare since equally stupid people donate to them...
@@12halo3 The only way countries even have "free Healthcare" is from not having a military force.
dude, it makes sense now. Always wondered why US doesn't have free healthcare, they would go bankrupt in less then a decade. rofl
“Jawline like Robbie Rotten”
I can’t unsee that 😂
Or like that blue guy from big bad beetleborgs
Austin Powers said it best
Using go fund me in this way, should be a felony, and a punishable crime by law.
"Don't jump off that bridge!"
...
"Don't jump off that bridge *challenge!*"
People: "Ya-YEET!"
8:10
If thats a woman I am the pope
That's what I'm saying! I saw a 5 o'clock shadow.
That's a man baby!
That chin lol
If that is a woman i am Gilgamesh
@@regisphilbinsscrotum6631
Fyuk you beat me to it!😞
This is what happens when you reward stupidity! These people should be mocked and laughed at not given faux praise and money.
Seriously when go fund me pages like that pop up it needs to be seized and sent to charity or homeless people or something. These morons deserve to pay for their medical bills, not be payed for being stupid.
Totally agree! Mocked... But not laughed at... some people like being stupid for laughs after all. Bring back the stocks and rotten veg lol.
Burn them alive
It's physically and emotionally painful to me that people who do things so utterly stupid get rewarded like this.
This woman's set for life because she didn't bother to read a bottle for 10 seconds.
Ngl, it's nice to see Gundam laughing his ass off instead of being depressed as usual :)
20+ years ago: getting famous by inventing the internet, discovering electricity, medical breakthroughs, making powerful speeches, etc.
21 century: getting famous for being insanely stupid to the point of self harm.
I still have yet to hear a compelling argument that we aren’t devolving.
@@NoharaLoco-gw8ld some day someone is going to hack twitter and just delete it completely. Then all the twitter warriors will face natural selection.
@@NoharaLoco-gw8ld Yeah, no that just human being human, doing dumb shit for fame is as old as civilisation just look up Herostratus.
It just look like there's way more of them now becase they can showcase their stupidity to the whole world instead of just their friends.
Sadly we are a while away from peak stupidity. I imagine a future something like idiocracy
💯 true!
@@karlm9584 gotta give the plants electrolytes
It’s a joke. We’re not laughing. We’re crying.
Do not mistaken my being in hysterics to be crying in sorrow. I am just laughing so hard at your stupidity my lungs hurt!
Good evening ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, thank you so much for attending this year's Darwin awards ceremony. This couldn't exist without you.
Your laugh killed me off bro, the way the doctor was looking at him though😂😭😂😭 he was probably thinking "Your existence vexes me" 😭😂😭😂
"Gorrilla Glue is the new Ice Bucket Challenge" - Gundam (but I will note I came up with this analogy right before you said it, but the laws of the land stand, it is yours sir)
The difference is that the ice bucket challenge was an innocent act for charity/awareness, and the Gorilla Glue challenge is idiots learning about the strength of industrial adhesive
They're gonna start putting gorilla glue behind glass like tide pods.
Yeah
And spray paint.
You mean tide maxi pads ?
@@TKUA11 i think that what he mean
Bruh who puts tide pods behind glass. They still out in the open where I'm from.
4:52 the cup looks like a clown nose, making him both figuratively and literally a clown
"There all these challenges goin on so i was like."
Inhales cinnamon
Chucks a tide pod
tops it off by sealing mouth and nose with gorilla glue.
What could go wrong?
"Play stupid Games, when Stupid Prizes" -some guy
Play stupid games get paid on gofund me. 2020
@@ItsAGundam 2021. Or December +2 2020.
@@ItsAGundam we need a world war!
@@gamingforever9121 salty 2017 Zac is that you?
@@kentlindal5422 the fuck are you on about mate?
Praying for the asteroid every day.
I’d just cover myself in glue and survive
Praying for it to hit DC
I wish the exterminatus from Warhammer 40k existed so we could blow up this planet to smithereens
@@zacharycrawford6 lol I agree, I just left DC, it’s fucking insane there
🤣🤣🤣
Definitely the most entertaining video I've seen this year!
im just glad to hear him laugh so heart felt it was nice to hear
The pink haired girl has a hell of a five o'clock shadow.
That chin.. that face.. 'girl'.. yeeaahh..
That not you mother basil!
Key Austin Powers!
Dude looks like a lady!!!
Man
Oh yeah my cousin told me about Gorilla Glue girl started a go fund me while his sister couldn't barely get $1,000 for her babies surgery. And if you're wondering what the surgery is, it was like the kid couldn't poop or something.
So the baby had a bowel obstruction? That would've been straight up fucking torture for that poor child! That's awful, that poor lil' bub. :C
I wish stupid, opportunistic morons would just off themselves. Your cousin's child deserved better.
I think there's an investigation going on with her GoFundMe. God, I hope so because, why are we giving money to dumb people?
and yet you guys (obviously not everyone) seem totally against a health care system England is not great at all but at least if need help I can get it
@@randomcallum can you? have you tried getting in to a hospital recently? the NHS may have been a great thing at one time but its no longer fit for purpose and needs to be completely overhauled
@@randomcallum yep, cause offering free things always works out and never backfires in any way. it's not like i had to wait 3 hours to get a broken arm looked at only to find out i was waiting for a man with nausea to get told that he needs to eat something every day.
I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. Thank you. The content was hilarious in and of itself, but the presentation kicked it up a notch.
Dude, I listened to Gundum laugh his ass off several times. He was so humored by stupidity this video.
Sometimes hearing someone laugh really hard can make another person’s day and it made mine.
Gorilla Glue, more like Gorilla Lube!
I need surgery...
Man, I can imagine a far crazier story now.
Jesus dude 😂😂
why does this joke scenario sound so possible now?
how far have humans gone?!
gorilla grip bussy
Imagine being the girl and then realizing what the fuck just happened.
Like Ivan Drago once said - If they die, they die
Drago you uncultured heathen
@@teddybblazin5628Phone keyboard. Fook you Jah who lmfao
XD dude I ain't heard gundam laugh this fucking hard like ever, god damn roflmfao I started tearing up laughing with him XD
This is what happens when people get confused over the basics like their gender.
Bro too far. Just let people be a dude if they want. HOWEVER, RETARDS DOING THIS SHIT SHOULD BE BURNED
Lost souls.
@@rajkolandon5113 yeah this comment section is just transphobic
@@cheezman487 imagine being such a l9ser that you get pissed when someone is doing something that affects them not even slightly, like why? Why do yall hate people with something slightly different about them? Is 8t because you grew up in with shit parents? Is it because you are just so unintelligent that you cannot get over the fact that someone doesn't want to be a guy or a girl?
@@cheezman487 oh shit wrong person, Hans greenballs qnd the original dipshit who commented this are meant to be the recipients
At least people aren’t eating tide pods this time
Don’t put it past them
Tide pod vs Gorilla glue challenge when?
At least? Keep eating them, I say!
The self culling of the terminally stupid is a good thing for humanity.
I saw tides official Twitter telling someone not to eat tide pods a week ago I'm not joking I screen-capped it.
"... puts Gorilla Glue in *her* hair."
That's a dude. There ain't no grown ass woman with a 5 o'clock shadow walking around anywhere.
You ever seen Big Micheal Obama?
@@IsaacWolfOfficial You mean Big Mike?
Thank you. I was for real not sure the gender. 😱
It's MA'AM!
first thing i thought when i saw "her" was theirs no fucking way that person was born with a vagina
Man, your laughter is the best thing I've heard in a long time! Also, it's contagious, so I couldn't stop laughing, too!!! Thanks for that, Gundam!!
I love this channel man. It always cheers me up. And I'm DEPRESSED. LOL.
In all my life I've never heard Gundam laugh this damn hard.
I don't know if I should laugh with him or be concerned with his sanity
The way he said "What?!" had me laughing my butt off 😹 5:41 "What?! WHAT?!" 🤣
Both.
I know right? Like he said, He turned into mickey mouse with that shit lol
Like Walter under the house.
Yes.
Gundam your the only thing keeping me alive when I'm surrounded by all this Idiocy and for that I say thank you Gundam.
i also want to join this thread and say thank gundam there were a lot of times i was feeling hopeless cause of the idiots but your analogies and commentary helped a lot
I’m sincerely hoping idiotcy is just a new slang word I’m not up to speed on
Im not going to be the guy that corrects him.
I remember when I first discovered the adhesive power of Gorilla Glue. It was because I needed an industrial adhesive to repair a bookshelf.
I was quite pleased with the results.
lmao i've never heard gundam laugh so hard hahahahaha
Most politicians should join on the "Gorilla Glue challenge" and glue their damn mouths.
Starting with Kamala Harris!
@@prem6174 Personally I'd start with all 535 members of Congress, mouth and nose, but I like where your head is at.
We’re never getting flying cars with this bs
We will get flying cars, but there's going to be an idiot gorilla glued to the bottom of it.
We'll get flying cars when the Darwin awards run out
Most people shouldn't even be driving...
The clown who deliberately put that glue in his hair for clout, is a an embarrassment to humanity. OMG it gets worse, he started a Go Fund me. And people gave him money.
Hearing you laugh like this was great. Love you man, keep me laughing.
They have to specify everything. They can't just say "Don't get it anywhere on your body". That's not good enough. There's always that one person that thinks: "Well they didn't say I couldn't spray it in my eyes!".
If I were the doctor seeing the tictocker:
Oh, the glue has hardened on your head and your scalp is burning?
Have you tried hitting it with a hammer?
Hearing you hysterically laugh about these morons was exactly what I needed today... Thank you, papa Gundam!
I'm starting to realize the old myths and legends about "heroes" who died or were maimed because of their own stupidity and hubris were probably based on people pulling stunts like this, and the fantastic elements were developed over time.
5:37 it'sAGundam.EXE has stopped working 🤣
I haven't heard you laugh like that. Martin deserves a Nobel peace prize for making life so much funnier
nice to see one of my fav tpb moments being used
"it's a girl"
With a chin like that I'm betting an MtF
so... just a dude that wants to wear a dress and is a degenerate
@@crawlingboy Yes, but if I said what I actually thought youtube would have deleted my comment.
@@Ultrox007 i feel your pain good thing you have a right thinking head
@@crawlingboy And lets not forget about the social status(and by status I mean benefits and passes) of being part of LGBTQ
Maybe it's a girl who slid the CHIN selector all the way to the right during character creation.
I swear, I've been here for like 3 years and I've never heard Gundam laugh this hard man omfg not even when Feddyboy said "I'm too weak for this convo rn"
Your high pitch laughter gives me life
I was waiting for this video
Oh shit, besides cup mouth that I was waiting for, the Crimson Chin's kid had pink hair and glued it down
It amazing how many people will see someone do something really stupid and hurt themselves and go, "Nah, they just didn't do it right. Let me show you... No no. I'll be fine just watch."
"That wasn't real communism. We'll get it right this time."
And then...
THE HOSPITAL!
XD
@safari mang I've said it before, but if they are willing to hurt themselves for money, then they should instead just skip the middleman and attempt insurance fraud and chainsaw their leg off 'accidentally'.
I thought you were describing communism/socialism. I guess it’s the same either way with the instilled narcissism of these upcoming gens.
I love when gundam lets his ghetto side out. It’s beautiful.
Never heard PapaGundam laugh so hard trying to read an article. Best way to start my morning.
nice work on the models =D
I've never heard Gundam laugh so hard 🤣 I died laughing with you, brother. The stupidity of humanity knows no bounds.
I'm with Gundam, maybe even a little more extreme than he is. My proposition is that we remove warning labels and let the morons take care of themselves. I sincerely believe that the world would be a better place.
Been saying this for years.
It wouldn't matter if there was a warning label.
They don't read it anyways.
no no that is to cruel and i am a benevolent and merciful dude
i say we all just take all these idiots and put them in a tow an shoot them in the head one by one
Keep the warning labels for those who can read. Warning labels are especially important for the kitchen or construction work.
Although I do think we are overprotective of idiots, I blame the amount of idiots on the current state of our academia in Western Cultures.
@@Bopperann They may seem overprotective of idiots but in fact they are protecting the brand off of idiots so they have no legal ground to sue because they lack common knowledge, regardless if justified or not
Nice to see the game playing is back. Im all with you bro on "thinning the herd" lol
When Gundam breaks down laughing I lose my shit and laugh so hard with him 🤣
There were lawyers talking about whether or not she has a case. I don't blame anyone for thinking she was suing.
The problem is that everybody suddenly forgot that TMZ's business model is to spread bullshit and hope people fall for it
Ya, unless she personally says she’s suing, people need to not make shit up to get clicks
Fuck you
This is the issue with America
Making shit up for clicks
“Gorilla glue girl is going over her options to sue”
Ya, money for clicks
Don’t downplay it
lol
Imagine thinking people suing become some think not having a manual for being an adult needs a lawsuit
TMZ is the biggest sewer in "journalism". I do blame anyone dumb enough to believe or even feed them by clicking on their dumpster articles.
Gorilla Glue girl was just given a 7 figure contract for the rights to her story. It's going to be a 5 part mini series, airing next year, during black history month.
I hope you’re lying
i feel so bad for all you my black humans on this thing so much
meanwhile soulja boy is back again with trying to sell another Chinese knockoff console I guess he didn't learn his lesson with nintendo
I hope Shaquille O'niel plays gorilla glue girl.
@@crawlingboy had my black card revoked when i refused to vote for biden.
I now identify as a SU-35 Fighter Jet (non export model), dont worry ill check my Sukhoi Priviledge at the door.
5:45 - 7:45 Truly the happiest I have ever heard Papa Gundam!
It was nice to hear gundum laugh so much
I used to work in medical field talk to ANY ER doctor, nurse, or technician, they, they have stories. I've heard stories of women putting in tampons, lost the string, couldn't get it out so used another tampon to try to get the first one out, failed at that then just gave up.
a number of months go by and a rancid smell begins to permeate around her. Then she goes to the ER.
Edit: I can tell you right now EVERY nurse, EVERY doctor, EVERY technician walked in and walked straight back out into a hallway or private room to laugh their ass off. I guarantee that.
These are the alerts I like
Your reaction is the best! 😂🤣 I couldn't stop laughing bruh
Love challenges, natural selections greatly needed. More dangerous the challenge the better!
Anyone else find Gundam's laugh extremely contagious? I haven't laughed this hard in a long while!
what’s a ducks favorite drug?
quack
I died when he started brushing his glued hair as it SSSSSKKKKK SSKKKKKKK SSSSKKKKK SSSSSKKKKKK 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
But I didn't completely deflate like Gundam did, hearing dude laugh was funny as fuck
Fuck man you are the only thing that makes me smile. Thanks bro.
Nowadays it’s easier to get recognition for being stupid than it is for being smart
indeed : (((((
Feel bad for all those kids who were in the news for getting accepted into college at young ages and are still working on getting Nobel prizes...
On the contrary Gundam, the 2nd story with the pink haired chick was hilarious. Hearing the brush make a crunching noise accompanied by her pained face was entertaining. The epitome of “play stupid games win stupid prizes”
You had me laughing for 1 straight... I'm dying
I think this is the best I’ve seen gundam just bust up laughing. It’s like the entire culmination of this ridiculous thing with gorilla glue built to its limit and when that picture popped up it finally just released. The brain finally in that moment understood “Maybe people just really are that stupid.” and it gave way to truly understanding the bemusement and hilarity of this bizarre turn of events. I was dying right along with him.
I never seen Gundam laugh this hard since that cereal ad that said Start your day with Maximum Gay video. You can tell he was literally pissing himself with laughter.