Watching women trying to fix this car has confused and delighted me

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  • @AvatarOfGames
    @AvatarOfGames 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2461

    "You're going to electrocute yourself."
    "I have a boyfriend!"
    "My mistake, carry on."

    • @craigime
      @craigime 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      lol

    • @Solisium-Channel
      @Solisium-Channel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      “You can revive your gold fish by putting it in your mouth and holding these two metal rods during a thunderstorm. If it doesn’t work the first time just keep trying... don’t tell your boyfriend who is a man or he won’t let you do it so it’s between you, me and your dead relatives when they see you”

    • @jrt2792
      @jrt2792 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      That's exactly how it should have went, let nature take its course. 💯💯💯

    • @White_Tiger93
      @White_Tiger93 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What increases your chances of being electrocuted if you happen to this kind of stuff?

    • @azazeres2917
      @azazeres2917 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@White_Tiger93 depends on where you’re shorting the circuit, and whether the current passes through your heart to ground. Of course, the word electrocution implies a fatality, you touch bare copper and short anywhere and you’ll get a nasty shock.

  • @alanhoff89
    @alanhoff89 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3636

    FYI: this isn't a very well known trick, but if you strap two cars together and head north, you'll eventually get some cold air.

    • @Ratzfourtyfour
      @Ratzfourtyfour 2 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      Girls: Write that down! Write that down!

    • @drascalicus5187
      @drascalicus5187 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Perfect

    • @jimdandy8119
      @jimdandy8119 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      This made me lol.

    • @jimdandy8119
      @jimdandy8119 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @trueblueprussian 23 Exactly my thoughts. I'd have called the cops.

    • @bam8458
      @bam8458 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      LMAO... dead

  • @DFalco-nz5tl
    @DFalco-nz5tl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    The best part is the smug smirk coupled with "we know what we're doing"
    Its a master class in how to look like a sitcom idiot.

  • @bigt9745
    @bigt9745 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    I remember reading this story once in a mechanic's magazine. And basically, the story went; the woman came into the shop, complaining about her brakes not working. The mechanic checked and the brake pads were entirely gone. Just gone. He asked the woman how she even drove it to the shop. Her answer?
    She'd just been using the parking brake for the last month.
    As her regular brakes.

    • @gmualum08
      @gmualum08 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      HOLY hell

    • @JohneGhuzemahn
      @JohneGhuzemahn ปีที่แล้ว +22

      What makes that even funnier is that the E brake uses the brake pads, there isn't a separate braking system for the E brake.

    • @Snoop_Dugg
      @Snoop_Dugg ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Drift queen

    • @theAsterisk
      @theAsterisk ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​​@@JohneGhuzemahn Well, front versus rear bias, so maybe that made a difference, but still stupid.
      Wait until you encounter a trucker pulling that crap, using the trailer brake handle alone to stop a coupled combination truck.

    • @googleuser868
      @googleuser868 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@JohneGhuzemahn Depends on the vehicle.
      Some trucks actually have the E- brake on the drive shaft and some have a separate shoe as well as disc brake pads. I still wouldn't want to drive a long way on just the E-brake.

  • @FortuitusVideo
    @FortuitusVideo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +904

    "My Dad's a mechanic. I KNOW!"
    Don't insult your father like that.

    • @ferrarriohh
      @ferrarriohh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Proper response is “Well my sister and mom are women too, but they can’t change a tire between them either.”

    • @Theproclaimed
      @Theproclaimed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Is she implying the knowledge of a mechanic is hereditary? 😂

    • @Stoshua.81
      @Stoshua.81 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      He washed his car one time so he's a mechanic

    • @Francois_Dupont
      @Francois_Dupont 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      ive stopped to help somebody on the side of the road before, the the swing arm, wheel and everything flew off into the ditch and the bitch told me "my dad is coming to fix it".
      i laughed so hard.

    • @blizzardregulus
      @blizzardregulus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Women treat knowledge like it's something you get out of a relationship. Like you marry a astrophysicist, so naturally you are now an astrophysicist.

  • @ablebaker8664
    @ablebaker8664 2 ปีที่แล้ว +924

    "My dad's a mechanic..."
    IF, her father really is a mechanic,
    she obviously doesn't listen to her father either.

    • @Emiliofy
      @Emiliofy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @man with a username same here on that I just do not care when he tryed to teach me about it but hey I know how to chang a tirer at lest xD and know how to check my air pressure in my tires xD

    • @eraespina9507
      @eraespina9507 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      She is just saying that because her brain is connected to her dad. Wow that is some sci fi shit right there..

    • @TH3G3RM4NGUY
      @TH3G3RM4NGUY 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @man with a username right but she said it like it gives her knowledge through osmosis.

    • @thisisntanoption702
      @thisisntanoption702 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      My ex would always say this about her dad. Her dad told her that using the handbrake when parked on a hill would ruin the transmission, among other dumb shit, the car now needs 10k in repairs lol.

    • @foxmcloud23
      @foxmcloud23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's assuming her dad is around

  • @phoenixfire2578
    @phoenixfire2578 2 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    I've been fortunate enough to have very nice gentlemen help me when I really needed it. I had a blow out on my way to the hospital (I was 8 mo pregnant) and couldn't get my tire off. This man struggled to change my tire, in the pouring rain, in his nice suit, in heavy traffic, while he insisted I sit in his car. He was the only one who stopped; I was struggling awhile. I appreciate every man who has offered to help, or helped me.

    • @justsomeguy5063
      @justsomeguy5063 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Most decent men would help a woman in distress like these guys did but so many of these young modern women spouting all this feminist BS these days "we don't need no man" i think men are getting fed up with it now especially young men.

    • @joshuawells7415
      @joshuawells7415 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      ​@@justsomeguy5063That and some will randomly accuse you of wanting to get in their pants. I once saw a girl drop a $20 bill, so like anyone would I picked it up and caught up with her to get her attention and give it to her, I swear she didn't even finish turning around before spitting out that she had a boyfriend.

    • @joshuawells7415
      @joshuawells7415 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@nonope7592 I asked if I should be returning it to him then.

    • @TheTrikai
      @TheTrikai ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't know why...But a lot of women think men are the same. Maybe the first male they know outside of their family made them think men are like that....

    • @Hypno_BPM
      @Hypno_BPM ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheTrikaithey all casually date assholes on tinder etc and think all men are the same 😂

  • @grindersandgears3445
    @grindersandgears3445 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Reminds me of the time I stopped to help someone with their car, a woman, I asked her what was wrong with it, she proceeded to tell me she thought the battery was dead, then proceeded to crank it and the starter turned it over just fine, indicating to anyone who actually knows anything about cars that the battery was in fact fine. I tried to explain that to her, and she hit me with "I'm a mechanic I know what I'm doing" then the ACTUAL mechanic walked away and went about his day. I still try to stop and help people, regardless of gender, but the moment I catch attitude like that I walk.

  • @TheNitroG1
    @TheNitroG1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +497

    "mam what you are doing is dangerous and won't work anyway."
    "I have a boyfriend."
    "Send him my condolences, I can see he has a lot to deal with."

    • @Marth667
      @Marth667 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      😂😂😂 Ahhhh got to remember that one.

    • @jrt2792
      @jrt2792 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This is some 1000 Ways to Die shit ngl.

    • @NoName-rl3fh
      @NoName-rl3fh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He should have said that.

    • @NZAnimeManga
      @NZAnimeManga 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dayum, nicking that one

  • @aniquinstark4347
    @aniquinstark4347 2 ปีที่แล้ว +704

    Shouting "I have a boyfriend" in the wrong context shows how much of a narcissist that girl is. She thinks every man is interested in her when the reality is, these guys are just trying to keep her from getting electrocuted.

    • @oiimi5948
      @oiimi5948 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING. These girls think they're so hot, gorgeous or whatever they probably think people are constantly trying to hit on them even when they're blatantly being told by the people filming the video "we aren't interested" "we aren't hitting on you" but they can't seem to grasp that.

    • @Shushkin
      @Shushkin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@oiimi5948 Because somebody not being interested is impossible.

    • @citizencrimson201
      @citizencrimson201 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Turns out its not a meme.
      PS While actualy having a boyfriend never stopped any of those garden tools from hanging out and hooking up with other guys.

    • @Drums_of_Liberation
      @Drums_of_Liberation 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Boyfriend must have bad taste if he found that butterface attractive.

    • @Marc91weinheimer
      @Marc91weinheimer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that was the fould (?) of the guys don't stop natural selection

  • @zeehero7280
    @zeehero7280 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Her first mistake is she forgot the holy oils and didn't pray to the Omnissiah to inspire her car's machine spirit.

  • @thisguy5017
    @thisguy5017 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I never thought for a second that someone would interpret "recharge your a/c" in such a horribly dangerous way...
    I would have called the cops. After a long day of stress, they could use a good laugh, before citing them for dangerous driving and mischief.

    • @Unknown-sz8kg
      @Unknown-sz8kg ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Simp police wont do anything against "cute girls", if it was 3 young men they woudlve been charged on the spot.

  • @conatus7309
    @conatus7309 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3111

    Don't worry, they learned this one in gender studies class.

    • @REvoLverj98
      @REvoLverj98 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Defintely. Most likely. Probably. Why else would people want to get that degree?

    • @LCARSDATANODE
      @LCARSDATANODE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      why does the man hatingmilitantlesbo hate men so much they act, dress, look, present male????? hmmmmmmmmmmm

    • @Ratzfourtyfour
      @Ratzfourtyfour 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      It's enough to act entitled to solve any car problem ever.

    • @Enikuy
      @Enikuy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ha

    • @conatus7309
      @conatus7309 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@LCARSDATANODE same reason why a man won woman of the year in 2015.

  • @Damitsall
    @Damitsall 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4203

    "Chivalry is dead, and women killed it"
    - Dave Chappelle

    • @JinzoCrash
      @JinzoCrash 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Almost like they just needed us long enough to stay alive and take what they needed from us? X D

    • @ALovelyBunchOfDragonballz
      @ALovelyBunchOfDragonballz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Women shot it in the back of the head.

    • @CeeZee001
      @CeeZee001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@JinzoCrash pretty much, they played the long game back since the 80s and finally are biting the hand that fed them. Calling for all men to be executed and frowning on the same "toxic" masculinity that built this country

    • @salvadortoscano2534
      @salvadortoscano2534 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@CeeZee001 I'll happily leave this country to them and laugh as they ruin it. Then we can come back, take the country back, and build it back up. They'll (hopefully) learn their lesson.

    • @denniscashell2407
      @denniscashell2407 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yup

  • @Dylan_Devine
    @Dylan_Devine 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    I love how even if this particular video is staged, everyone in the comments have come out to share their experiences with women who shouldn't be near cars. Here's mine: one time in high school, I saw one of the popular girls pouring oil into her gas tank. I freaked out a bit and told her not to start her car, and luckily she listened, but the fire department had to come and flush the engine out. So that was fun.

    • @Dowlphin
      @Dowlphin 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Civil service, all young guys on driving duty, the only job available there. One had to refill oil on one of the cars. Asked gas station clerk for a funnel. Got one. Came back, said it's too big. Gas station clerk was scratching his head. - Turned out the guy had struggled to refill the engine oil through the measuring stick hole.
      I took the opportunity to explain the 710-cap to him. 😆
      But that's nothing compared to years before I did my civil service there, where a guy had to top up engine oil and took the topping up a bit too literally. 😂 Imagine the mess at the gas station when he tried to start the engine. ... Well, oil pressure was definitely sufficient. 😆

  • @lance2465
    @lance2465 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    There still are nice people willing to help, my sister pulled over on the side of the highway because her back hatch was ajar, and she shut it and then had to turn her car off and on to start it. But someone stop ahead of her to see if she needed help. It still nice to know people can be nice in this day and age.

    • @joshuawells7415
      @joshuawells7415 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The problem is eventually those nice people run into some asshole that makes them regret being nice people.

  • @dead_vibes
    @dead_vibes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +716

    "that's a very bad idea!"
    "I have a boyfriend!"
    At that point I would've watched the fireworks.

    • @Darknessblade4me
      @Darknessblade4me 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Good thing it wasnt me, i almost automaticly respond with "His standarts are quite low then".
      I´m probably going to die for my jackassery someday but it´ll be fucking worth it

    • @tinle9
      @tinle9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@Darknessblade4me "rather die standing then live kneeing"-Larry the Cucumber

    • @thomastyler5582
      @thomastyler5582 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      “I have a boyfriend.”
      “I feel sorry for him then.”

    • @michaeldavid6832
      @michaeldavid6832 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's when you park the car and remain silent so we can get good audio on the video.

    • @michaeldavid6832
      @michaeldavid6832 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@thomastyler5582 "You think he's your boyfriend. One of you is wrong."

  • @Error-000
    @Error-000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    “Excuse me. Your engine is on fire and is about to explo...... “
    "I have a boyfriend"

    • @batboy555
      @batboy555 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Tell him to bring a fire extinguisher.

    • @michaeldavid6832
      @michaeldavid6832 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      "Then call and tell him to leave home for the hospital now -- he can beat the traffic and meet you in the burn unit."

  • @Biostasis5x7
    @Biostasis5x7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    8:30 "Yes it does. We KNOW what WE are doing." Ohhh, okay then. Let me get my phone out and pres NINE and ONE, and hold my finger over the ONE button.

  • @fioredeutchmark
    @fioredeutchmark 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    5:06 the ‘Should we try’ is just excellent. It’s borderline existential.

  • @LuxuryLeet
    @LuxuryLeet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +510

    "My dad's a mechanic!" So by the laws of physics if you're related to someone, their expertise rubbs off onto you through no work of your own.

    • @henkhenkste6076
      @henkhenkste6076 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      my mom's a teacher so I guess i couldve skipped school

    • @jerichotrumpet4933
      @jerichotrumpet4933 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Not even the first woman I've heard say that kind of thing. One woman told me she knew as much as me about a subject because she knew a lot of guys who did that job. And I used to do that very job professionally. Women today have no humility at all.

    • @VioletDeathRei
      @VioletDeathRei 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      My dad is an aeronautical engineer so surely I am qualified to push the buttons or levers or whatever controls a plane couldn't tell you.

    • @NoName-rl3fh
      @NoName-rl3fh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Clearly she didn't learn a damn thing from her dad. That is, if he didn't leave the mom for acting this same way when she was 4.

    • @benjamingrant5970
      @benjamingrant5970 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It worked for Rey....?🤷‍♂️

  • @ferrarriohh
    @ferrarriohh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3412

    “Stop, you could electrocute yourself!”
    Me: Don’t interfere with Darwinism.

    • @GameplayzOfficial
      @GameplayzOfficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Same

    • @benitomartinez2106
      @benitomartinez2106 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Life finds a way 🤣

    • @vinculaomega5283
      @vinculaomega5283 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      While not true, they could short the battery, and have a nice little engine fire going.

    • @techpriestalex8730
      @techpriestalex8730 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Vincula Omega oh man your ruining the fun

    • @ablebaker8664
      @ablebaker8664 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@vinculaomega5283
      No, actually true.
      The voltage may only be 12v but the current from a 12v battery can stop your heart if it grounds through you.

  • @aude2sapere
    @aude2sapere ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I'm a woman, not only do I not understand cars, trying to learn about them gives me a headache.
    Several times in my life, in my 20s and even into my 40s, a man has come along to help me as I stood next to my car looking stupid. I was always incredibly grateful, and the most I was ever asked for in return was a meal from Jack in the Box.

  • @pyro111100
    @pyro111100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    As an actual mechanic of 6 years... this pains me to see, but got a good laugh out of it.

  • @okbutwhocares
    @okbutwhocares 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2097

    "My dad's a mechanic"
    "Then call him"
    It seems the girl just assumed that her dad's mechanic knowledge was passed on his genes to her. Yeah, that's not how it works

    • @yairalanis8992
      @yairalanis8992 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      its the same level of logic a kidergarden kid has

    • @loz11968
      @loz11968 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@yairalanis8992 he’s not her real dad pmsl

    • @mrbigglezworth42
      @mrbigglezworth42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Her dad must be a comedian, because she's a joke.

    • @fioredeutchmark
      @fioredeutchmark 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Tbf I think most women think this way. Saw a lot of ‘my dad is a doctor’ these past couple of years as justification for saying the most heinous sh1t about people 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @gus29361
      @gus29361 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ITS THE ANCESTRAL RECORDS THAT TRANSCEND PHYSICALITY AND COMMON SENSE

  • @bennygohome4576
    @bennygohome4576 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1125

    “Excuse me ma’am, do you need help?”
    “I have a boyfriend!”
    “Understandable, continue to struggle”

    • @Rem694u2
      @Rem694u2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Yeah, I see your boyfriend here helping you and that is why you are driving down the street with your jumper cables connected to another vehicle with a another woman holding them in an attempt to fix your AC..... o_o

    • @RazorTrap
      @RazorTrap 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I guess they say the same shit to the boyfriend as well.

    • @jameamason8697
      @jameamason8697 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I would’ve left her like Aizen left the soul society after fucking it up. No remorse and my ass is ➡️ gone

    • @Rem694u2
      @Rem694u2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jameamason8697 LMAO!

    • @12Mantis
      @12Mantis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@RazorTrap That sounds like it would make for an entertaining video.
      "Hey honey, need help?"
      "I have a boyfriend!"
      "Uhh, yeah.......me.....right here." 0_o
      "No, I have another boyfriend!"
      *"0_0......YOU WHAT?!?!"*
      :P

  • @saltyjaxx3080
    @saltyjaxx3080 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    We need a series of Uncle Gundam telling crazy ass stories from his past

  • @natejones902
    @natejones902 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    My dad's a retired fire fighter and as I kid I went on a lot of calls with dad and needless to say I saw alot of stupid people. He saw way way more idiots in 40 years. Between being a leo and in the uscg I can't tell you how many stupid people I ve seen like this as well. I've told dad alot, hey if people got common sense we'd be outta a job, and someone's gotta add another chapter to the never ending book "you can't make this shit up"

    • @Matt_Alaric
      @Matt_Alaric ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You're a leo? omg i'm an aquarius!

    • @natejones902
      @natejones902 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Matt_Alaric oh my bad, leo as in law enforcement 😆

    • @banyakakal4299
      @banyakakal4299 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@natejones902I was almost call you one of the stupid people your father met for believing in movement of stars can affect a person. I think 'Matt' wss being sarcastic but the sarcasm is too thick to understand.

  • @treasuremage7546
    @treasuremage7546 2 ปีที่แล้ว +675

    "Excuse me, Ma'am, do you need any help?"
    **incoherent banshee noises**
    "Alrighty then, y'all have a nice day."

    • @lunerlilly
      @lunerlilly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I laughed harder then I should have.

    • @Sevensliders
      @Sevensliders 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      ::banshee noises::
      *Final fantasy encounter music plays*

    • @diobrando5896
      @diobrando5896 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Natural selection.

    • @Langeta-kun
      @Langeta-kun 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      this video is definitely fake

    • @Louganda
      @Louganda 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      🦣🦧🦣🦧🦍

  • @purplegamer829
    @purplegamer829 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1918

    “Ma’am your brakes are loos-“
    “HEY YOU BIGOT, IM MARRIED ALL MEN SHOULD BE AT WAR”

    • @NicofTime...
      @NicofTime... 2 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Right away ma'am -- cuts brakes

    • @RamasesBullock
      @RamasesBullock 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Your married then call your husband

    • @zer0rez_
      @zer0rez_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      "women can also be at war. That's sexist, ma'am"

    • @Jesujej
      @Jesujej 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you don't ask sex as a reward for a simple task? #NOTALLMEN

    • @DarthVader-1701
      @DarthVader-1701 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Actually no they want to be frigging guys so let them go to War instead of us.

  • @SuperXAsh
    @SuperXAsh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    my dad was great at fixing cars... but all I learned from that time was how to hold a flashlight and get yelled at.

    • @Touma134
      @Touma134 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Dude, same.

  • @DefaultFlame
    @DefaultFlame ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My god, I'm barely literate when it comes to taking care of my car. I can change the tires, jump start it, change the oil, and a few other bits and bobs, but that's about it. But this is on another level.

  • @Mcgowanlol
    @Mcgowanlol 2 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    When they go told to stop hitting on them the best response is "we're gay honey, stop being a bigot" Would have shut them up there and then.

    • @MamaMOB
      @MamaMOB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      100%!

    • @TheKing-qz9wd
      @TheKing-qz9wd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Yes but then I'd be lying. But definitely would work.

    • @timilehyinhussain7963
      @timilehyinhussain7963 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@TheKing-qz9wd they were probably lying when they said they had boyfriends so I don't think it would be bad if you did the same.

    • @dragon_turtle
      @dragon_turtle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I ain't gay, but as a mechanic I'm 1000% using this next time this kind of shit happens to me 😂
      And then if they let me help, I'll flip it on them and try to get their number hahaha

    • @adrianwiles1
      @adrianwiles1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@dragon_turtle go forth and flourish buddy

  • @BradStarnes
    @BradStarnes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2209

    "Hey, that's dangerous."
    "Stop hitting on us! We're not interested!"
    ...this is what happens when people think the world revolves around them like they're just the greatest thing to ever walk the earth. This shit is why I don't help people I don't know anymore.

    • @unfazedo
      @unfazedo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      And I'm glad this is happening. Society can go fuck itself.

    • @joei3140
      @joei3140 2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      @Gisli Brynjolfsson Feminist indoctrination for women + mangina indoctrination for men. You fill the country with poorly socialized simps and teach women to hate men, it produces these results.

    • @riner9
      @riner9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Gisli Brynjolfsson They're very clearly at least mildly attractive who are you trying to fool?

    • @nunya5424
      @nunya5424 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@riner9 it's a trend I've been noticing. Likely he has no sex drive so to him she's really not.

    • @celticlord88
      @celticlord88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I would just sit back and enjoy the fireworks with EMS on speed dial

  • @jbonkerz
    @jbonkerz ปีที่แล้ว +24

    When I was 20 I helped out a pregnant woman by leaving my car at the side of the road and pushing her car after it died and everyone just kept going around her. Me and another guy pushed it while she steered it down the street to a parking lot so she wouldn't have to worry about an accident occurring. She was very grateful for our assistance.
    My mother though gave me shit when I got home for getting out of my car on a busy street. The moral of this story was "Never help people". Thanks mom.

    • @oompalumpus699
      @oompalumpus699 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sorry, but I'm with your mom.
      If anyone was recording, there would have been Tiktok videos about you accosting a pregnant woman.

    • @jbonkerz
      @jbonkerz ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@oompalumpus699 Luckily this was 17 years ago, so TikTok didn't exist yet.

    • @wolfetteplays8894
      @wolfetteplays8894 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That is why cars are killing social cohesion

    • @BARBARYAN.
      @BARBARYAN. 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You are what we call, a sucka and need to stop with those practices. Keep to yourself regardless. Just mind your own business bc a foid will flip any situation against you and has the law on their side so you’re basically effed no the second you open that avenue. Trust me.

  • @cybergamez1442
    @cybergamez1442 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If they say "I have a bf" and "I'm not interested" they're a f*ckin lost cause.

  • @tnshanobighost6749
    @tnshanobighost6749 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1475

    I remember when a girl over heard me talking to my wife about fitness related stuff and the girl said "no it doesn't work that wayyyy. My boyfriend is a body builder" I replied "oh I didn't realize that sleeping with someone made you an expert in whatever field they are in. Fyi I am a personal trainer" she got mad and left for the room in a hissy fit. So funny.

    • @ZenoDovahkiin
      @ZenoDovahkiin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      Yeah, imagine doing that as a man. Only man I can think of would be Ben Shapiro, whose wife is a doctor btw, and that's a meme because people mock him for it.
      Yet chicks get to pull that bs.

    • @art-byfayleif3938
      @art-byfayleif3938 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      I'm an artist that uses computers and other stuff, and I still get women telling me shit like that, like trying to imply I don't know how computer's work or that this paint wont work with this paint.

    • @scottcantdance804
      @scottcantdance804 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @man with a username it's like women think they can absorb male knowledge deposited on their vaginal walls, chests, or faces.

    • @syndrome5372
      @syndrome5372 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Can confirm. I banged a heart surgeon. 2 weeks later I was fitting pacemakers like a boss. I banged a police woman the other day, so I've been keeping my eyes out to make my first arrest.

    • @smokejaguarsix7757
      @smokejaguarsix7757 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      I'm a retired soldier. I was pretty good at it too. Soldiered in 19 countries, 3 wars, many schools and exercises too numerous to name. I was on the range and this chick tells me I'm using iron sights wrong (I was center target every shot). She says I'm supposed to have a scope or I wont hit anything. I say, "Oh, really? And who told you that?" She says, "I know because my ex-boyfriend was in the Air Force." Okay. Well that settles that.

  • @thelegendaryklobb2879
    @thelegendaryklobb2879 2 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    Car mechanic dad while watching this: "I'm sorry, never met that woman before. I have no daughter"

    • @tereninsecundus6084
      @tereninsecundus6084 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      *After the electrocution fried her alive, and he did not care* "Not anymore."

    • @adamz.5844
      @adamz.5844 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@tereninsecundus6084 and *nothing* of value was lost.

  • @maxpowers9129
    @maxpowers9129 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I heard about a guy that tried to warn a woman something was dangerous, and got arrested after she died. The court said he had taken on responsibility for her safety by warning her, so he was responsible for her not listening. My advice is to never warn them. It isn't worth the risks.
    The only women you should protect, are the ones in your immediate social group, such as your wife, daughter, sister, etc. If you destroy your life helping a woman you aren't even in a relationship with, it is no different than abandoning the women that currently do count on you for support. The end result for your family is the same as if you ran out on them.

    • @aurangzebbaig4712
      @aurangzebbaig4712 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What a load of shit. He warned her so he was responsible, what kind of logic is this?

  • @GloryHulle
    @GloryHulle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Oh my God, this is embarrassing to witness. I’ve never been anything but grateful when someone’s stopped to help me with car problems. I can’t imagine acting like these chicks under any circumstances.

  • @seniorjohnl
    @seniorjohnl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1930

    "My dad's a mechanic" Her dad also enjoys playing practical jokes, much like sending her to purchase blinker fluid, he explained to her in great detail the rolling AC recharge procedure, which she is executing flawlessly.

    • @cinibas
      @cinibas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      God I hope you are correct. Mechanic dad becomes an instant legend to mechanics everywhere. His myth will be told in break rooms.. well.. at least where I live.. tomorrow.. at break =d

    • @andrewshepherd5249
      @andrewshepherd5249 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Lmao 🤣🤣 I hope this is true. Lol

    • @billybonregularjin
      @billybonregularjin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      the blinker fluid video is real for anyone passing by

    • @GirlyNCute
      @GirlyNCute 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      so you know this people?

    • @JinzoCrash
      @JinzoCrash 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      You'd be surprised how many "experts" I've made look stupid by mentioning "blinker fluid" and "muffler bearings".

  • @yosecretsquirrel
    @yosecretsquirrel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +904

    "My dad's a mechanic"
    "You should call him"
    I agree, he probably needs a good laugh too.

    • @charlesjmouse
      @charlesjmouse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Indeed!
      Speaking as father I may love my daughter to bits, but the only times she makes me smile is when she does something stupid - I smile a lot!

    • @chilomine839
      @chilomine839 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Damn!! xD

    • @juangringo3906
      @juangringo3906 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Taught her everything she knows but the humor just didnt stick or college sucked it out of her.

    • @justaformer11b95
      @justaformer11b95 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahaha!

    • @jpierrot7224
      @jpierrot7224 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Funny how they disrespect these men cuz their men then use “my dad’s a mechanic” as their appeal to authority logical fallacy. That’s another man, btw.

  • @milkapeismilky5464
    @milkapeismilky5464 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    9:42 Please dear God tell me she didn't "vent" a HOT. FUCKING. RADIATOR.

  • @alejandrovargas7592
    @alejandrovargas7592 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Legend has it that they drove till they ran out of gas, and then several of them continued by pushing the cars, while two steered.

  • @supersoaker3177
    @supersoaker3177 2 ปีที่แล้ว +860

    I bet they ended up calling their dad and he said, "Don't do that, you'll get electrocuted." And when they tell people the story they'll stick to "guys came to hit on us" story instead of them being idiots 😂😂😂

    • @Ando1428
      @Ando1428 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He should have said don't do that your battery might explode.

    • @Profoundobserver
      @Profoundobserver 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Then they will forget what actually happened and be telling the story of some guys hitting on them while the were fixing a car for the rest of there lives.

    • @yairalanis8992
      @yairalanis8992 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      i mean they are on the iternet now, the net never forgets

    • @Blox117
      @Blox117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Ando1428 it would not explode though, nor would they get electrocuted. i work with building li ion batteries at high capacities and voltages.

    • @backlogbuddies
      @backlogbuddies 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Every time a girl tells me a story that started with "these guys came to hit on us" i know the entire story is a lie

  • @misterfisk7402
    @misterfisk7402 2 ปีที่แล้ว +554

    "But Ma'am thats not..."
    "Shut up, I know what I am doing, my son is a computer technician that works overseas" is the one that I heard the most.

    • @Klonoahedgehog
      @Klonoahedgehog 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      One of my biggest peeves Is people who assume one piece of Technology Is the same thing as another
      I have basic knowledge on How to fix phones and PC's. People assume That means i can fix a car.

    • @settame1
      @settame1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "I help my girlfriend who lives in Canada"

    • @black_ghost1215
      @black_ghost1215 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      so now I delete system 32 and the computer will be fine

    • @insensitive919
      @insensitive919 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I eat the flesh of my relatives and I gain their knowledge.

    • @amthatdad3450
      @amthatdad3450 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      My next door neighbor is a gardener so I pretty much know everything there is to know about botany.

  • @yanglue611
    @yanglue611 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Yeah, I know how that feels. A lady ask me if I can see what is going on with their AC. I look at it and ask her a few questions. The answer came to a leak issue. Luckily found the leak at the service ports and have confirmation to replace two shraeder valves and instill freons. I told her, "it is going to take some time to recover the freons and set it in a vacuum. Will that be ok? Do you need to go anywhere?" She was notified and said nothing. It gets worse. An hour later, I was putting in freons that came with the dye. She insist that I put a stop leak in the HVAC system. I told her, "no, madam. Those do not work." Her face expression was like, "you calling me stupid?" I explain to her how it works and corrected her that the cans are either false advertised or the can is self-sealing that doesn't leak after use. She rant at me for 2 minutes. I pack up my stuff and left.

  • @Notisaidthebat
    @Notisaidthebat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I haven’t laughed this hard in so long. I bet her dad said to change the ac. And magic ensued

  • @Wolfspane
    @Wolfspane 2 ปีที่แล้ว +794

    "Don't save her. She don't wanna be saved." - Project Pat then J.Cole
    Better?
    The older I get, the more I understand this line.

    • @awesome316
      @awesome316 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Project Pat - Don’t Save Her

    • @dw4897
      @dw4897 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@awesome316 stupid children unwilling to learn.

    • @ultra9439
      @ultra9439 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@awesome316 thank you, funny vid as well

    • @benjaminspoonbeavers1411
      @benjaminspoonbeavers1411 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I hate to see such disrespect to mister project pat !

    • @yammoyammamoto8323
      @yammoyammamoto8323 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Problem is.... men are "fixers".
      We thrive when we get to be "useful" like that...
      ...but there isn't any helping the women of today.

  • @thehopelesspragmatic6701
    @thehopelesspragmatic6701 2 ปีที่แล้ว +530

    Me: "Excuse me ma'am that won't fix your AC"
    Wahmen: "Ew, go away creepy man"
    Me: "Righto"
    (drives away and dials up police)
    Me: "Hello, I like to report an incident where I seen two vehicles take up the same street, I think they clipped a parked car"

    • @Francois_Dupont
      @Francois_Dupont 2 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      "they seems to be playing skip rope between two moving cars, i think they are on drugs"

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I am so unpretty 😭 When I go to the bank, they turn the cameras off. At least I am a big star on TH-cam. So don't feel too bad for me, dear h

    • @SlimSamari
      @SlimSamari 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@AxxLAfriku It's ok buddy I have to wear a paper bag.

    • @AsianPersuation24x7
      @AsianPersuation24x7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      not all hero's wear capes...

    • @maybeitsyou1317
      @maybeitsyou1317 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Honestly I would have done the same. Moved along and called the police. Not out of malice but their stupidity was actually endangering themselves and others.

  • @ProtocolAbyss
    @ProtocolAbyss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “My dad is a mechanic”
    D-Does she think that mechanical knowledge gets passed down through genetics or some shit???

  • @Sgtklark
    @Sgtklark ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My mother went to university, so she was pretty smart. But when the water level in the fish tank kept dropping she thought the fish were drinking too much.

  • @drdeadbeat1604
    @drdeadbeat1604 2 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    When the entire culture unconditionally praises and validates everything they do, it's hardly surprising they can't see the errors of their ways

    • @VioletDeathRei
      @VioletDeathRei 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Missed opportunity to let them electrocute themselves then stand up and do it again because it was the fault of the men watching.

    • @drdeadbeat1604
      @drdeadbeat1604 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@VioletDeathRei I don't want them to get electrocuted, they're empowered enough already

    • @theperfectbeing
      @theperfectbeing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah I don't help women at all anymore. Even working as a personal trainer with the goddamn "Trainer" shirt on, half of them wouldn't accept help when offered as part of my job.
      It's a waste of time and not worth the risk in personal scenarios

    • @drdeadbeat1604
      @drdeadbeat1604 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@theperfectbeing typical response. What's this 'trainer' shirt when a queen wears a crown.

  • @phantom3627
    @phantom3627 2 ปีที่แล้ว +653

    I love how independant women always roam in packs

    • @harbl99
      @harbl99 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      One can read, one can count, one likes to hang around with intellectuals.

    • @Dontlicktheballoons
      @Dontlicktheballoons ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂😂

    • @innocentbystander3317
      @innocentbystander3317 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Also love how those who don't need no man can never go without one.

    • @simonhailom2477
      @simonhailom2477 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      One for each braincell

    • @protorhinocerator142
      @protorhinocerator142 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      One man, if he's the right man, can take on the world. I've seen it.
      I've never seen one woman take on anything. They can't operate outside the Sisterhood.

  • @captc0ck5lap60
    @captc0ck5lap60 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "My dad's a mechanic!"
    This woman has never met her father.

  • @RolandTengu
    @RolandTengu ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just now i googled "air conditioner won't run in car solution" and got back this gem: "The most common reasons could be a clogged filter, cooling fan problem, radiator trouble, or it could simply be that you need to recharge (regas) your air conditioning" "recharge the AC" omg. thought id share the chuckle with ya'll, much love

    • @codygames5415
      @codygames5415 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thank you for this information.

  • @somedandy7694
    @somedandy7694 2 ปีที่แล้ว +724

    "Excuse me, ma'am; what are you doing?"
    "I have a boyfriend!"
    "And I'm sure he'll thank me later for saving you from exploding your car. What are you doing?"

    • @StonedViper
      @StonedViper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      Fixed it for you
      "Excuse me, ma'am; what are you doing?"
      "I have a boyfriend!"
      "And I'm sure he'll thank me later for saving you from exploding HIS car. What are you doing?"

    • @RayleighCriterion
      @RayleighCriterion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      How has she not killed her boyfriend from her sheer stupidity?

    • @killzone014
      @killzone014 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Hahaha these responses are gold.

  • @sadlifesock8473
    @sadlifesock8473 2 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    Here's how you handle that situation. 10/10 perfect response:
    1)Pull up next to them
    2)point
    3)laugh
    4)drive off

    • @excaliber2010
      @excaliber2010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      What I would do is:
      1)Pull up next to them
      2)Ask if they need help
      3)If they don't, call them Stupid B****!!
      4)Drive off

    • @Mayhzon
      @Mayhzon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You forgot the *down* after point.
      This is now a Dark Souls reference... for these girls have truly gone hollow.

    • @AImighty_Loaf
      @AImighty_Loaf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@excaliber2010 yea that's probably how I'd do it LMAO

    • @dakota9821
      @dakota9821 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "haw haw!"

    • @thaddeusmarcuscheeleyjr.786
      @thaddeusmarcuscheeleyjr.786 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why waste all that energy pointing? That's power you can put into laughing harder at them.

  • @SebasTian58323
    @SebasTian58323 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Such a shame we live in a world where people can't even help each other anymore

  • @ecosystemdestroyer3426
    @ecosystemdestroyer3426 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    at least they managed to connect the cables without electrocuting eachother

  • @MrSpartanspud
    @MrSpartanspud 2 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    "My dad's a mechanic."
    Aye and mine is a pipeline engineer. Nobody's going to be drafting me in to design a fuel transportation system though because I don't know the first thing about it.

    • @Olinser
      @Olinser 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I don't even believe for one second that he IS a mechanic anyway. It's the kind of lie the extraordinarily stupid tell when called out on whatever stupid crap they happen to be doing.

    • @accreditedbythenicemaninth6495
      @accreditedbythenicemaninth6495 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Exactly right. My Dad is a pilot, I have no knowledge or interest in flying.

    • @renegadetenor
      @renegadetenor ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, and I was never invited by Santana to play guitar, despite all the TH-cams I've watched!

  • @BLF3G
    @BLF3G 2 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    "I have a boyfriend"
    I feel sorry for him already

    • @milnerthomas
      @milnerthomas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He probably also sits down when he pee's

    • @jestergaming9000
      @jestergaming9000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If only he responded that!! XD

    • @renegadetenor
      @renegadetenor ปีที่แล้ว

      Of course, that might also be a lie..

  • @user-wx4sn6ve8y
    @user-wx4sn6ve8y ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Her dad: "I trained her wrong on purpose, as a joke."

  • @vicnedel02
    @vicnedel02 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Your GF who didn't wanna learn how to change a tire clearly had no desire to be strong or independent.

  • @B4R0N.
    @B4R0N. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    They probably heard men talk about "recharging the AC" and thought it had something to do with electricity.

    • @owenkeller2748
      @owenkeller2748 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Underrated comment

    • @Kune35
      @Kune35 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Oh god, this is probably what they actually thought...

    • @lm7bird680
      @lm7bird680 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      After reading this comment, suddenly the video makes sense. Initially it was so stupid I thought it HAD to be staged

    • @owenkeller2748
      @owenkeller2748 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Dad on phone: “so you need to charge the AC system with Freon gas…”
      Girl: “got it. We’ll recharge the battery and press freely on the gas! Thanks dad. Bye”

    • @notsure2312
      @notsure2312 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This is what I thought. They are trying to recharge the A/C

  • @PinkKitten002
    @PinkKitten002 2 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    I'm married to a mechanic, I've seen him help countless people over the years.
    I can't stand women who just automatically hate on men for giving advice.
    Ok stay stranded or break your shit, that's on you🤷

    • @emeryltekutsu4357
      @emeryltekutsu4357 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I can understand things like being nervous. Women have been attacked when they're stranded somewhere, after all.
      But there's definitely a clear difference between being nervous or scared and being an asshole.

    • @JohnDoeWasntTaken
      @JohnDoeWasntTaken ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@emeryltekutsu4357 The problem is when women assume everyone is out to get them, or to get something out of the encounter. It's plain hubris what these women in the vid did. Why would two normal looking and behaving men want to attack women that outnumber them in broad daylight? Simply not gonna happen, so they can't play that card. A lot of women try to act like they're helpless prey animals and are living in a world of predatory men who are just bound to attack them someday. Victim mentality.

  • @supernintendo9398
    @supernintendo9398 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You talking about jumping the fuse box? Hahaha!! Paperclip works, but it also works to burn your wheels down hahaha

  • @DickyReeves
    @DickyReeves ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I fixed computers and web servers and as a hobby repair PlayStations. My wife tells me how electronics and computers work and I smile and say “isn’t that cute! You go make all the money now. I’ll stay home and do nothing”
    She always has an answer.
    Don’t even get me started on the argument she tried to have with a certified tenured hvac repairman.
    It’s hilarious and she never learns.

  • @Steel_
    @Steel_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +657

    As valiant as this guy was, being a gentleman died years ago.
    You try to help a lady, you'll be considered a creep, a bigot, or an ass for trying.

    • @D-Havoc
      @D-Havoc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      If I may add, these aren't ladies, they're just _girls._ _Ladies_ appreciate Gentlemen and vice versa. But both died some decades ago.

    • @1810jeff
      @1810jeff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@D-Havoc Disagree, try to say that anywhere else but here and you'll be called an incel and a misogynist by seemingly normal women.

    • @ENKTDeeColon_and_randomnumbers
      @ENKTDeeColon_and_randomnumbers 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Damned if you do, damned if you don't

    • @trolltroll4697
      @trolltroll4697 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@ENKTDeeColon_and_randomnumbers yep. I'd just look the other way.

    • @xlixity
      @xlixity 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Being a gentleman only works if you're a hot jacked dude. Then women will flock to call for your aid.
      Narcissists.

  • @a.ghobrial1092
    @a.ghobrial1092 2 ปีที่แล้ว +736

    She probably read google to “charge the AC”, genius execution.

    • @douglasbubbletrousers4763
      @douglasbubbletrousers4763 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Oh holy shit!! Do you mean that to suggest that google gave results on the battery because they specifically typed in AC? I bet that’s exactly what happened, I’d be shocked if you weren’t at least partially correct, that’s the only thing that makes sense to me

    • @davidking4686
      @davidking4686 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      This...actually makes sense.

    • @benkenobi6582
      @benkenobi6582 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This makes absolute perfect sense

    • @cccycling5835
      @cccycling5835 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      100% it’s probably because their AC needs a recharge or there’s some small leak in the refrigerant etc
      But people are morons

    • @IsaacWolfOfficial
      @IsaacWolfOfficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This explains everything lol

  • @jbtwofour
    @jbtwofour 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Her dad’s probably a lead mechanic at Canadian Tire.

  • @generalralph6291
    @generalralph6291 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Over and over I discovered that you cannot learn much from books, and schools are even worse. But DOING something will learn you faster than you ever thought possible.

  • @Mortiz21
    @Mortiz21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    Some people: "We don't need help we can do this on our own."
    When they can't do it: "No one even tried to help us"

    • @perry92964
      @perry92964 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      the words a mechanic loves to hear, "we tried to fix it but now its worse"

    • @Rutherford_Inchworm_III
      @Rutherford_Inchworm_III 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This could easily be resolved with a quarter trillion for free roadside service for everybody, forever. It will be funded via a punitive tax on men who offer to help women with boyfriends.

    • @shoydaru7
      @shoydaru7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Rutherford_Inchworm_III that'd be the day I become a tax evader.

  • @thejester9641
    @thejester9641 2 ปีที่แล้ว +693

    "No good deed goes unpunished." - 21st Century Yearbook Quote.

    • @DaemonRunner
      @DaemonRunner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I left a note on a woman's car that said "Your tires are bald, you need new tires immediately" I could see the wire mesh through parts of the rubber. She complained to HR I left it because I was being a misogynist. She had to get security to go through the footage to find out it was a male before she made that claim. Thankfully it was easily rebuked by me saying "I have no idea who's car that was until now, how can informing them of something that may kill them be misogynist if I didn't know they were a woman". HR never came back to me for that issue.

    • @konstantinoskalavrezos5273
      @konstantinoskalavrezos5273 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ain't it the truth.

    • @aroperator3998
      @aroperator3998 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I lived it.

    • @damablez6461
      @damablez6461 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@DaemonRunner God bless you sir. Shame she had to be a screaming banshee.

    • @damiondavisdead
      @damiondavisdead 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The road to hell is paved with good intention.

  • @one2toomany
    @one2toomany ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It's the gym maiden complex. If a guy talks to you, he has to be hitting on you.
    Electrocution isn't a concern with 12 volts. But shorting out and fire is a concern.

  • @leonofdragonstone1250
    @leonofdragonstone1250 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Former technician here. People in general are largely ignorant of the inner workings of their vehicles. There are 3 skills that will save you a headache and money. 1 learn to change a battery, 2 learn to put on a spare, 3 learn to check your tire pressure (all cars have a sticker on the driver's door telling you the PSI of the front and rear)
    In this case the car likely had a refrigerant leak. In today's world this is usually due to an O-ring failure. These o-rings can be bought for a few dollars. In a worst case scenario this is the condenser coil puncture. All the techs I worked with knew this, and would bring in their cars after hours and save themselves literally hundreds of dollars in repairs. Knowledge is power. Use the internet.

  • @zackfool8931
    @zackfool8931 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1391

    Imagine living in an age where you have a literal pocket computer that can provide you all the automotive knowledge you may ever need for any vehicle in existence, but you're a woman.

    • @tailgunner2
      @tailgunner2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Truth be told, the auto makers are making even basic maintenance a bitch a perform. Imagine having to drop the nose of a car, and remove the headlight assembly completely, just to change out a burned out light bulb.
      Yeah, THAT was rude surprise Ford had in store for my 2016 Fusion.
      That and it took me 40 minutes to change the battery. Keep in mind, I have multiple tools, both standard and metric wrench sets, plus socket sets. Just to give an idea, due to the battery's location, Ford had to make a custom, three piece fitting to attach the negative cable to the negative terminal. You won't find THAT part at any local NAPA.

    • @jimmyboy131
      @jimmyboy131 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@tailgunner2 That is a good point. Today's vehicles are a royal pain to try to fix or even do basic maintenance.

    • @SpeCifiC0507
      @SpeCifiC0507 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@tailgunner2 Point made, but that has hardly any relevance to the OP's comment. It would of taken literally 30 seconds to open up a browser tab on your phone and search "why does my A/C not work? I can assure you that NONE of the results would of said "hook jumper cables to your car and another to recharge your A/C" It would of taken another 30 seconds to find the most common issues for the above mentioned issue, from lack of refrigerant, to a small or large leak to a mechanical issue with the compressor.
      Imagine, if you will, where we live in a world where we have literal pocket computers to do research pretty much ANYWHERE, yet somehow we have the most stupidest of people. Now, imagine back in the 70's/80's/ and 90's, where that did not exist. There was no internet to tell you basic things, or even advanced things. If you were lucky, you had a basic booklet that told you some information about your car. Yet, I cannot fathom nor imagine seeing people back then being THIS stupid despite the lack of knowledge. I firmly believe technology has given people the ability to not only be incredibly dumb, but ignorant and completely backwards whereas one would think it would be the opposite.

    • @enlightenedchipmunk2001
      @enlightenedchipmunk2001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @SpeCifiC0507 The reason you wouldn’t see people back then doing this, is because they didn’t have the internet and cameras in their pockets. Today, everything can be recorded and shown to the world at any given moment. This makes it seem like stupidity is more rampant.

    • @JuanMendoza-qd5lm
      @JuanMendoza-qd5lm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmao
      Oh gosh, this joke just cured the AIDS this video clip gave me.
      Thx bro.

  • @riffer9665
    @riffer9665 2 ปีที่แล้ว +449

    My ex wanted me to drill into brick to fit a folding table to her wall. She handed me a drill bit for wood. I told her she needed a masonry drill bit. Her answer to me was, "Mum said it would do the job". I literally had to show her it turning black, bending and snapping before she admitted she needed a masonry drill bit. Chicks man.

    • @opticalraven1935
      @opticalraven1935 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Yep. I cut precious stones and I learned that I need special dremal accessories designed for rare stones. The regular bits are not good enough and will overhear the dremal.

    • @dickbrett9827
      @dickbrett9827 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Next time use Marilyn Manson bit instead.

    • @riffer9665
      @riffer9665 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@dickbrett9827 you can, I'll stick with doing things the right way.

    • @clairdelune2400
      @clairdelune2400 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I would have believed you. I know a guy who's a electrician apprentice and I trust his opinion completely because he the expert. I only argue if it's facts about demonology lol

    • @riffer9665
      @riffer9665 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@clairdelune2400 what? Lol

  • @michaelhill3305
    @michaelhill3305 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "We have boyfriends"
    That's nice, I'm married. Now that we've established that I'm winning in relationships. Let me help you out.

  • @adcaptandumvulgus4252
    @adcaptandumvulgus4252 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It never fails to entertain me how people can say stupid s*** with such confidence, lol.

  • @RafaelSantos-pi8py
    @RafaelSantos-pi8py 2 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    "The future is female!"
    We're all doomed, aren't we?

    • @weaselxp3663
      @weaselxp3663 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Iceberg, dead ahead.

    • @heromomo2
      @heromomo2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Bruh we beyond doom

    • @nour2146
      @nour2146 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      We sure are

    • @Mayhzon
      @Mayhzon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You know who's behind it:
      They are very powerful, yet not numerous at all.
      Pointing out their power is a societal taboo. 😉

    • @noname-oe9jy
      @noname-oe9jy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Mayhzon To know who controls you, you must simply look at who you're not allowed to criticize.

  • @Vash16xli
    @Vash16xli 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2214

    Man I would've died laughing if I seen this in person.

    • @mrfrenly.wowwww
      @mrfrenly.wowwww 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Yeah but y R u So CrEePy

    • @shadowsfall42
      @shadowsfall42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      I wouldn't of said shit but watch lol let natural selection do its job

    • @fs5866
      @fs5866 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      i would park my motorcycle on the road side and enjoy the show and pretend im having a break

    • @death-by-ego
      @death-by-ego 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I would of had the same reaction as these guys. I wouldn't be able to spare the brain energy to even laugh. My brow would of been furrowed and my eyes squinted. And I would just been there befuddled trying to figure out what they are trying to do and somehow have it make sense

    • @Pasta99
      @Pasta99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@shadowsfall42 The scary thing with natural selection is these people sometimes take others down with them.

  • @anthonylombardo9230
    @anthonylombardo9230 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m a technician and actually taught at a community college. I remember taking my company truck, a diesel, to the dealership (second job) and while in the office of the fleet service writer a wahman tech comes into the office. She thought she was so badass because she got done installing wiper blades. I refuse to help anyone now besides my family.

  • @armouredjester1622
    @armouredjester1622 2 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    It's a marvellous thing, you know? Watching someone who is SO confident in what they're doing, that they simply cannot be persuaded that they're entirely wrong.

    • @insensitive919
      @insensitive919 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I had a boss like that, he never paid vacation pay because one of his friends told him "just register yourself as a farmer, and you don't have to pay". Wouldn't listen to a single person tell him otherwise, until somebody got a lawyer involved. The guy was a complete moron, but in his mind he was literally the most brilliant person in the world.

    • @vithepiltoverenforcer8778
      @vithepiltoverenforcer8778 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Really? I mean, you could just go to Twitter. They're a half-penny a dozen.

    • @jimdandy8119
      @jimdandy8119 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@vithepiltoverenforcer8778 Hell, go outside for more than 15 minutes. A person like that is bound to come by in that time. They're a plague. Ignorant narcissists.

    • @benkenobi6582
      @benkenobi6582 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ego

    • @nukiesduke6868
      @nukiesduke6868 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@insensitive919 I mean most people are dumb. Half of them are dumber than that. Even most of the people saying things like what the two of us just said are most likely dumb too.

  • @slidetek
    @slidetek 2 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    "My dad's a mechanic." Oh, well, never mind then.
    Education by osmosis is a well known phenomenon.

    • @perry92964
      @perry92964 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol its true

    • @Retales
      @Retales 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Apparently it only works on women, though, maybe the y-chromosome blocks the phenomenon. My dad worked as an accountant for like 20 years and I know jack shit about taxes and all that stuff.

    • @KelsonArwhi
      @KelsonArwhi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Conversation I once had with a female coworker who worked in IT, about another female coworker in my dept with that phenomenon.
      Me: Yeah so she's going on and on about this and she's like "my husband does this so I know what I'm-"
      Her: Oh so because you FUCK them that makes you an expert on THEIR job?! Well then I should be an expert on roads! MY husband works on roads!
      And we both laughed.

  • @albiewhite8913
    @albiewhite8913 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nature out here trying to run its course then you get this guy over here screwing it up.

  • @gojoewhite1234
    @gojoewhite1234 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i remember my brothers ex-girlfriend came up to me at a bbq and asked if the corn on the cobb was ready. understand i had corn on my plate in front of her. i said is the corn floating in the water? she said no its not. i said 10 more mins then. she goes ok and walks away as im eating the corn. good times.... good times.

  • @ystconnection
    @ystconnection 2 ปีที่แล้ว +681

    Guys: “You might get electrocuted!”
    Girls: “I have a boyfriend. You’re creepy.”
    I bet they gave up and called daddy 😆

    • @Ludak021
      @Ludak021 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I'd hang up, to die laughing. I'm just nice like that.

    • @killzone014
      @killzone014 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Hell I would stop after they refused the second time.
      “My dads a mechanic” pfff yeah really shows.
      “We know what we’re doing” oh loooorrrrd! God have mercy on her soul xD and that’s coming from a self proclaimed atheist hahahaha.
      Some people just can’t admit their wrong.

    • @rzwitdauncut
      @rzwitdauncut 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Ludak021 rick..... do me a favor. cause the zombie apocalypse for us please. i think its time

    • @thecasualatvguy617
      @thecasualatvguy617 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Was this after the boyfriend also was electrocuted being a soy boy?

    • @ericharmon7163
      @ericharmon7163 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I hope the got a 12VDC introduction to electricity. Oh man. I would pay to see that.

  • @Chevalier_knight
    @Chevalier_knight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    "She keeps saying they have boyfriends" "i hate woman" I felt that line in my soul.

    • @spbynum
      @spbynum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I don’t think he QUITE said that but he likely almost did. You could hear him say “I hate-“ then cut himself off. 😂

    • @VioletDeathRei
      @VioletDeathRei 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Doctor: "Miss you appear to be bleeding to death did someone stab you we need to put pressure on the wound!"
      Woman: "Eww excuse me I have a boyfriend and my dad's a pharmacist so I know what I'm doing!"

    • @NoName-rl3fh
      @NoName-rl3fh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Ironically they probably either don't have boyfriends or at best they're losers cause look who those dudes are settling for. What chump would stick around more than a night with these feminist bimbos.

    • @maharta8458
      @maharta8458 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@NoName-rl3fh true lmao

    • @maharta8458
      @maharta8458 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      timestamp?

  • @NuadaRP
    @NuadaRP ปีที่แล้ว

    A single Google search will give many reasons the AC may not be working, and not 1 says "just charge the battery".

  • @MUNDAYthe13th
    @MUNDAYthe13th 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Don't save her, she don't need to be saved. Don't save her.

  • @knero6136
    @knero6136 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    "We have boyfriends! "
    Not if he sees this video.
    "My dad's a mechanic!"
    Not anymore, now he is just ashamed.

    • @AlphaLegionTacticoolShitposts
      @AlphaLegionTacticoolShitposts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      If I was her bf Id dump her immediately.

    • @jrt2792
      @jrt2792 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@AlphaLegionTacticoolShitposts you shouldn't even be with her in the first place no cap.

    • @renegadetenor
      @renegadetenor ปีที่แล้ว

      ...Well, where are they?!

  • @rewarwik8188
    @rewarwik8188 2 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    This footage perfectly captures this generation that's out there on social media telling you what to think.

    • @hereisyoursign6750
      @hereisyoursign6750 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You know damn well the 4 children here are abhorrently self righteous

    • @logan7024
      @logan7024 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So correct

  • @wolfmoonstudios7901
    @wolfmoonstudios7901 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Late here, but your last story reminds me of my sister. I'm generally a pretty optimistic dude, but I'm also in touch with reality.
    My sister and I were talking about dream homes and she tells me she wants a home with at least a mile between her and her closest neighbor. I'm not a big city guy but that's a bit extreme for me.
    Mind you, we live in Idaho and she's talking about Idaho, Montana, or Wyoming for a home. I ask "What happens if there's a fire and it's 2am in the dead of winter with 3 feet of snow? You gonna walk through the snow in sub zero temperatures in your underwear so you can talk to your neighbors, tell them what happened?
    She kept coming up with excuses as to how that wouldn't happen and I'm sitting here thinking "shit happens, and she's not ready". I'm also the youngest sibling...

  • @MikodoHizo
    @MikodoHizo ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The problem is they're being nice when they should be verbally abusive to get result.

  • @NewAdventuresOfUs
    @NewAdventuresOfUs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    "You're so creepy!"
    Said to men who are trying to keep them from dying over stupid AC.

  • @JJsiN84
    @JJsiN84 2 ปีที่แล้ว +467

    I’m with Gundam, just leave them to their fate.

    • @knightheaven8992
      @knightheaven8992 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Absolutely

    • @hop3881
      @hop3881 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Absolutely not. The world must know! Record that shit!

    • @spimpsmacker6422
      @spimpsmacker6422 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's a shame Darwinian selection isn't as prevalent in society as it used to be. If this were half a century ago, these women's funerals would already be in session.

    • @hop3881
      @hop3881 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@spimpsmacker6422 give it time.

    • @barrybend7189
      @barrybend7189 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ask first, then if refuse politely tell them how they mess up, then if they continue call 911( or country equivalent) and tell the police of a traffic violation if its like this specific event.

  • @samfrancisco8095
    @samfrancisco8095 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Back in the 80's I came out of restaurant and saw this girl standing next to a car looking distressed. I asked her what was going on. She said her car wouldn't start and she thought it was the battery. I told her to turn the key and let me hear it. Turned over really fast like normal but wouldn't kick over. I told her to stop and that it wasn't the battery by the sound. I opened her hood and saw a distributer cap. I took it off and the contacts were pitted as was the rotor. I got a screw driver from my car and scraped off the cap contacts and rubbed the rotor on the asphalt. Put it back together. Told her to start it and vroom. Running good. I told her it needs a tune up. Sparkplugs, cap and rotor. Thats all, don't let the shop sell you anything else. She offered to pay me. I told her no. But that if she had the opportunity to help someone in any way to please do it. Pay it forward. I wonder about her sometimes and how she is doing.

  • @Poefeathyr
    @Poefeathyr ปีที่แล้ว

    My car stopped getting cold air so I just drove with the windows down, your flat tire story reminded me of the song "Wisdom" by Mother Mother, a good lesson to not turn away wisdom as you might find yourself stranded when you need it the most.

  • @jerichotrumpet4933
    @jerichotrumpet4933 2 ปีที่แล้ว +569

    A couple of years back in Sydney, a man stopped to help a young woman having car trouble. He was a mechanic and he was able to successfully help her. She was very thankful to him and he went on his way, thinking all was well.
    Next day he received a visit from the police and he was arrested for sexual assault. He was thrown in jail and the incident was picked up by the media who ruthlessly attempted to destroy him. But at least he had his loving wife by his side, right?
    Wrong. She believed the young woman. She believed that her husband, to whom she had been married for decades, had sexually molested the young woman. So she kicked him out and left him.
    And then, it was discovered that there was a security camera covering the alleged site of the rape. Eventually the police got around to actually viewing the footage and it showed him helping her as he had stated, and nothing more. So he was released. The woman, of course got a slap on the wrist.
    I don't know whether he got back with his wife, but personally I would have never spoken to the unfaithful btich ever again. I imagine he will never look at a woman the same way ever again.

    • @RoninDave
      @RoninDave 2 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Caitlyn Gray - just shows the type of power women have especially young women to ruin a man's life with just her words. You just can't trust a girl isn't having something fucked up going on in her life and scapegoating some random guy for stalking her is a way to get attention and/or get her out of some trouble she is having.

    • @astrahcat1212
      @astrahcat1212 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Why the west has fallen apart and will continue to die

    • @prantikamajumdar4032
      @prantikamajumdar4032 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Can you please give a source

    • @0fficialdregs
      @0fficialdregs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      thats why men are going their own way for the most part

    • @BlookbugIV
      @BlookbugIV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      believe women