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  • @ItsAGundam
    @ItsAGundam  4 ปีที่แล้ว +667

    timestamps.... Demonetized after it goes live WTF, fuck it I'm going to bed!
    0:10 Celebrities suck
    1:02 Have we reached the point where if a politician does their job people went them to become president (Danny DeVito)
    2:06 the toilet bowl challenge is catching on (The Gay Shawn saga ends in its logical conclusion)
    4:22 Jered Leto's Cult yes Jered thinks he is Jesus/ female thirst is real!
    6:54 Floria country commissioner finds the cure

    • @TheSlodfj5
      @TheSlodfj5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You made my day, today. 👍😂

    • @tonywebb1403
      @tonywebb1403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      How dare you insult mountain of the dew

    • @johnchamberlin6927
      @johnchamberlin6927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I love your work. This constant demonetization is bullshit.

    • @RockRoller95
      @RockRoller95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You should just turn the Let's Memesturbate series into material that you know will get demonetized anyway. Keep all the cancerous material quarantined to one video

    • @xSavLandx
      @xSavLandx 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your native too? Lol I thought you were Asian bro, and what about Smoke Signals? jk that's old af, we need something new

  • @sgtdoomer9077
    @sgtdoomer9077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +523

    Gundam: "I wish Thanos was real."
    Thanos: "Reality is often disappointing."

    • @deptusmechanikus7362
      @deptusmechanikus7362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      If Thanos snapped away all the shitheads, shills, phony self-obsesses "celebrities" and other snowflakes so removed from reality they might as well be living on another planet nobody would even think about reversing his snap.
      And the sun would rise on *truly grateful* universe

    • @asparrow9876
      @asparrow9876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If he snapped his fingers and my family turned out to be among those who disappear, you can bet your ass I'm becoming Tony Stark and fucking him up after I undo everything.

    • @spinningspin6053
      @spinningspin6053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DSP could fuck Thanos up. DSP is the hero we deserve

    • @TheOfficial_CommanderShepherd
      @TheOfficial_CommanderShepherd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Let them drink mountain dew let them drink all of it, they are doing people a great service by drinking.

    • @egillskallagrimson5879
      @egillskallagrimson5879 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He is real, it's call Karl Schwab and yes reality is disappointing.

  • @marcusmcmillon9305
    @marcusmcmillon9305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +477

    "It's made us all equal..." As she sits in her bath of what looks like rose petals and shit thinking she's made a revelation.

    • @enduros5endy461
      @enduros5endy461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      It's hard to start actually thinking after all these years of paying other people to think for you.

    • @teckeleddie
      @teckeleddie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I bet her bubbles not only rise to the surface like mine, but stink like mine as well.

    • @devlinmcbane7255
      @devlinmcbane7255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The Struggler fucking crazy ass celebs.

    • @cartooncritique6625
      @cartooncritique6625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You know we've reached a new low as a society when CARTOON CHARACTERS make more sense than real people. These people are so far gone even Screwy Squirrel would call them crazy!

    • @anominousanonymous9344
      @anominousanonymous9344 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      To be fair, her bathtub was pretty ordinary looking. The person inside it however...

  • @Splitter4416
    @Splitter4416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    You know one day that kid is going to find that video of his mom crying about the possibility of being a "full-time" mom and he's never going to look at her the same way ever again.

    • @joshjess9841
      @joshjess9841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      While I don't want him to be scarred by it, I sort of hope he does. He deserves to know what his mother thought of him. He deserves better.

    • @yellow_x522
      @yellow_x522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don't support abortion at all but in this case.........that bitch should should never have given birth

    • @wadewilson5712
      @wadewilson5712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i dont want to look at her fake mutated plastic face now

    • @whiterabbit75
      @whiterabbit75 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mothering Achievement Unlocked: Respect Lost

    • @wolfetteplays8894
      @wolfetteplays8894 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nah, he ain’t. Gen-Alpha is criminally fucking stupid

  • @m.b.5064
    @m.b.5064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    This is why I could never be a parent. 2 decades of work, emotions, care & tens of thousands of dollars, and the result is a toilet-licker or one of these spring-breakers. I couldn't handle that.

    • @maasaigohardordieproductions
      @maasaigohardordieproductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I share your conviction. With all my Being!!!!

    • @widiwoqm1544
      @widiwoqm1544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @El Carlos schools already have them

    • @widiwoqm1544
      @widiwoqm1544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      70s, where men are men and women are women and there was no facemask rule in the NFL

    • @kavky
      @kavky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Raise them right and they won't end up like that.

    • @kaoskittykat857
      @kaoskittykat857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kavky impossible with all the bad influence from the retards

  • @SIedgeHammer83
    @SIedgeHammer83 4 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    30 years ago, School Bullies force kids to lick the toilet bowl.
    Now, clout-chaser teens lick toilet bowl for views.

    • @joshjess9841
      @joshjess9841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      How far we have fallen, eh?

    • @legion4698
      @legion4698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      the problem is, there are no more problems, whilst bullies are annoying in school, they are necessary as they enforce a force other kids to do weird things, then everyone else sees it as weird, when people do it on their free will and in mass, people think whatever

  • @IzzySarru
    @IzzySarru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    My god, that last woman...her tone, the cadence of her speech and the words choices, she sounds like an actual child, but she has a child?!

    • @dimensionalclones5018
      @dimensionalclones5018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I get the feeling she immediately dropped her baby off at daycare the moment she had it 😑

    • @bulgarianreaper6587
      @bulgarianreaper6587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      How does she have a child? That's what I want to know.
      Who tf impregnated this woman?

    • @dimensionalclones5018
      @dimensionalclones5018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bulgarianreaper6587 true 🤔

    • @ashuradragosani5960
      @ashuradragosani5960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      This woman should not have been allowed to even keep her kid. Well if nothing else, she exemplifies the modern parent; let's have a kid then take no responsibility for them.

    • @dimensionalclones5018
      @dimensionalclones5018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ashuradragosani5960 exactly she got on that horse, expecting taking care of a kid is easy it's not. The fact she's making her child someone else's problem speaks volumes

  • @TonyTones123
    @TonyTones123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    "Mt. Dew tastes like sugar piss!"
    Me: *looks down as Im drinking the aforementioned sugar piss*

    • @ArtisChronicles
      @ArtisChronicles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's good for a little kickstart with the caffeine sugar combo lol

    • @kurros1270
      @kurros1270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Baja blast, Game Fuel, and green label are the only good MTN DEW out there.

    • @jimmyclimer594
      @jimmyclimer594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ArtisChronicles so is cocaine.

  • @MCPunk55
    @MCPunk55 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    "I didn't do anything." Precisely his point. All you did was destroy lives, and according to the laws of the U.S, you are eligible for the death penalty.

  • @Astr0C0w
    @Astr0C0w 4 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    "A pandemic has swept the globe and has caused celebrities to be bored."
    *OH GOD SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING*

    • @mkprovince
      @mkprovince 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      So, someone should turn them into gaming freaks?

  • @Jalandarah
    @Jalandarah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    "..its terrible because it makes us all equal.."
    and *that* is bothers her about all this...

    • @enduros5endy461
      @enduros5endy461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Shows just how vapid and self entitled these 'celebrities' truly are. Nothing would be lost without them.

    • @DrewPicklesTheDark
      @DrewPicklesTheDark 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      But I thought they loved equality.

    • @WayoftheDave
      @WayoftheDave 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@DrewPicklesTheDark They love Animal Farm's version of equality

    • @viscountrainbows6452
      @viscountrainbows6452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Play it out The feeling would be mutual, but deep down they need enough of us alive to harvest our money and attention😹 well, the crop's looking thin on both fronts this year!

    • @MC-pt8kv
      @MC-pt8kv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And it's not even true. Age, money and social status are all major factor in outcomes. Money can beat HIV, you think it has no effect here?

  • @FirefoxisredExplorerisblueGoog
    @FirefoxisredExplorerisblueGoog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    25:22 Imagine having a child with that thing... and you're a dude, so you can't even save the child from his
    mother because the court's gonna rob you of both your money and your children.

    • @marvelousdex9678
      @marvelousdex9678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Be real, that kid has no dad in the picture. The father's post nut clarity must have been hell.

  • @allpraisegoddessmonika2887
    @allpraisegoddessmonika2887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    With gay power comes gay responsibility.

    • @amiedaniel1591
      @amiedaniel1591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I can't!!!😆🤣🤣 with this comment section 😄

    • @EngineerDJ_Julius
      @EngineerDJ_Julius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
      Those dudes are clearly jealous of female privilege and want the same treatment. *NOPE*

  • @grimoirelangstrom1779
    @grimoirelangstrom1779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Jared Leto is trying to be The Father from Far Cry 5.

    • @j.vinton4039
      @j.vinton4039 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Grimoire Langstrom and he wonders why they canned his joker.

    • @jonkR96
      @jonkR96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Grimoire Langstrom
      “After all I've done, and after all we've been through, you've come seeking help from me? You must be truly terrified.”
      -Joseph Seed

    • @DMitr0
      @DMitr0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he goin to suck in that role too 😂

    • @cwickwitted
      @cwickwitted 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      But Jacquienefaljfldkajfl Phoenix knows the wait at that dinner table trick and finishes the game in 5 minutes, like the Jaccqueuifnskfls Phoenix he is. And the joke Jared is, and Joker he never was or gon be

    • @grimoirelangstrom1779
      @grimoirelangstrom1779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cwickwitted No disrespect man, but reading your reply broke my brain.

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    I've read this pretty good quote from somewhere
    _"You know we're screwed when people's hero are __-thots-__ celebrities and 'influencers' instead of scientists, medical workers, doctors"_
    Guess we're screwed

    • @allenwilliams7367
      @allenwilliams7367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Been this way since the 90's

    • @fingolfin117baal2
      @fingolfin117baal2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hell yeah, you speak the true truth.

    • @motomortus4009
      @motomortus4009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm hanging on, my hero's are my father first, and I admire scientists, doctors, firefighters ect. Hollywood could burn to the ground tommorow and honistly other then a handful of there sycophants, I really don't think many would care. I try to still have some hope lol.

    • @asparrow9876
      @asparrow9876 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We've been screwed since our infancy. Name me one century where life was good, perfect, advanced & prosperous? 🤣 Humanity is a faiIed experiment.

    • @whiterabbit75
      @whiterabbit75 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Normally, I would add "sports stars" after celebrities, but really, they're just a sub-species of the set.

  • @jtmarin04
    @jtmarin04 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    As a former janitor, please don't like the toilets. Never really thought it needed mentioning, but there you go.

    • @whiterabbit75
      @whiterabbit75 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I would say that maybe they should put up signs, but then I think, "But, how is Darwinism supposed to work if we give them hints?"

  • @flarestorm9417
    @flarestorm9417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    25:21 So her first 5 complaints are as follows:
    - her hair being ruined
    - her skin being worse
    - something about having to take her eyelashes off? (I couldn't hear it clearly)
    - her child's nursery is closed
    - the ruined economy causing problems with her job
    I know she wasn't necessarily going in any particular order, but it says something when her first three complaints are all about her looks.

    • @OutlawTwo
      @OutlawTwo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Trying to find the video, looks like the tweet is gone.

    • @zakofrx
      @zakofrx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      And having to care for her kid and having to list mother in her Twitter bio.
      Poor kid.

    • @ArtisChronicles
      @ArtisChronicles 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zakofrx lol seriously wtf? Just because she has to list being a full time mother loool

    • @reikun86
      @reikun86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She had to soak her eyelashes, because she can’t buy extra falsies and glue anymore.

    • @R_Caine
      @R_Caine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's a narcissist.

  • @StrawHatBob
    @StrawHatBob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    My gay friends agree. The gays are out of control lmao

    • @MonkeyWrenching
      @MonkeyWrenching 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      So does my gay brother, he said the T’s really are ridiculous.

    • @IllMatic97
      @IllMatic97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No one needed to know this

    • @handsomest1
      @handsomest1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      RajOfColumbus I NEEDED TO FUCKING KNOW

    • @IllMatic97
      @IllMatic97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@handsomest1 no. You didn't

    • @ottovrizo5693
      @ottovrizo5693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Thanks i needed to know this

  • @Troublechutor
    @Troublechutor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Madonna : We'll all go down together.
    She really thinks the world needs her.

    • @elsiegreenwich1382
      @elsiegreenwich1382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      And she's trying to convince us that she actually bathes.

    • @ThorlikeSmash
      @ThorlikeSmash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      To be honest, Madonna has already been going down for the last 2 centuries.

    • @joshjess9841
      @joshjess9841 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Play it out Want me to call the Doom Slayer, then?

    • @mortemssoul6342
      @mortemssoul6342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Troublechutor yeah like girl it’s not the 80s anymore nobody cares about you

  • @JWolfen_TMD
    @JWolfen_TMD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    15:11
    Are we not going to talk about this? This dude actually sounds like someone that cares

    • @LordTyph
      @LordTyph 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah, he really does.

    • @mikeroso9002
      @mikeroso9002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Wont gain traction because he does and people care more about instant gratification from laughter than an actual solution that would take time such is the world we live in

    • @ArtisChronicles
      @ArtisChronicles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@mikeroso9002 unfortunately. That's the type of stuff that really used to make my blood boil. Now it all just seems pointless.

    • @cwickwitted
      @cwickwitted 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That there black man is a gatdamd beeuteeful thing. Like a unicorn but black none of that gay sparkle shit, instead he has him some 'Merica sparkles... USA Prime Man-Glitter. His dad musta been Martin Luther King or sutm cuz he is twinkle in my eye that is right now the pride of America runnin down my face like a gotdam stripe on that there flag we been yellin at every mornin back in Ele-men-tarrr-ee schule.
      I willin to bet he says I can hav me a shotgun and a dead man if theys gon tri to mishen imposibleh into my kichin n try to get mah Dog or me, and mah wife, but that woman ain'r even home haf the dam time, she been down maken frens with her face at tha divebarrs. Yu kno, this that type of mahn that saes, Bety-Sue gon take yer ass back hoom to Boonhower n uze ur fac on his tinkle sprinkler fer wuns. Do it! Do it! he says, and u know why? Becuz he is a beautiful amazin black stallion man, jus gallopin along until WA-POW, he flaps open them there wings like in Jungle Boo.. I mean, Jew-Mange-Hee. Take flight you amazin stallion! FLY STALLION!! LIKE MERICA, YOU FLY!!!!

    • @linked2dio26
      @linked2dio26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What's the mans name?

  • @PorkFork
    @PorkFork 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    For some reason I expected Madonnas clip to end with her dropping a toaster in...

    • @blemishednicely8402
      @blemishednicely8402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ...That'll be her Netflix Special...

    • @ArtisChronicles
      @ArtisChronicles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      She almost seems depressed enough to do it

  • @Sevensliders
    @Sevensliders 4 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    "I don't know how to teach a child anything!"
    That means you're a failure as a parent. Shouldn't had that kid, sweetie.

    • @D-Havoc
      @D-Havoc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @Soge 01 It used to be marriage. But then that was too much work and responsibility.

    • @malcanth3481
      @malcanth3481 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I'm 90% sure she just had that kid so she could post pictures of it on Twitter and because all her friends were doing it. She didn't want a kid, she wanted social clout.

    • @th3graveofwrath354
      @th3graveofwrath354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      The UK is fucking lost. If her kid bricked her in the face, I wouldn't even be mad

    • @th3graveofwrath354
      @th3graveofwrath354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Soge 01 In the UK, you need a loicense for everything LUL

    • @RenegadeVile
      @RenegadeVile 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Basically the UK in a nutshell.

  • @simplyabah
    @simplyabah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    [People got bored over self-quarantine]
    Me, actually a Hermit: A bit bored, but thankfully this be my biggest trait.

    • @gungral2097
      @gungral2097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I'm in the same boat. I know its bad out there, but my attitude is "Meh". Then I go back playing overwatch

    • @Strawberrymilkdrink
      @Strawberrymilkdrink 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Bro I've been hibernating like a field mouse this whole time

    • @inthekfcmacncheese1333
      @inthekfcmacncheese1333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      The NEET shall inherit the earth

    • @kathryncampbell4432
      @kathryncampbell4432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @UC0SDiUsKkC-xSRPiOvY6tIw I've actually rarely been going out, only for work and light grocery shopping; thankfully, I'm not in an infected area right now.

    • @MmaSmarty87
      @MmaSmarty87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Welcome To The NHK! Corona Virus is a CONSPIRACY!!!

  • @eatshytforlife8751
    @eatshytforlife8751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Toilet lickers and spring break students got sick.
    Todd Howard: "wHo'S lauGHinG nOW?"

  • @EXtrEME475
    @EXtrEME475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "I haven't been on a sun bed in two weeks my skin is so pale" Jesus Christ that persons mentality is genuinely disturbing 😂

  • @IndependentlyAssorted
    @IndependentlyAssorted 4 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    Kid: “Mom, what did you do during the coronavirus panic”. Mom: “well, son, I made videos on the internet about how much I hate you”

    • @yoamiunpinco4372
      @yoamiunpinco4372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Kid: "Oh, so same thing you always do"

    • @orangecrushaa
      @orangecrushaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's just pathetic

    • @enduros5endy461
      @enduros5endy461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm having a great time watching the vapid breaking down! lmfao!

    • @NeoDeXeno
      @NeoDeXeno 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And that's how serial killers are made the more you know 🤗

    • @0giraffe0
      @0giraffe0 ปีที่แล้ว

      The thing that kills me the most is half her rant was about her physical appearance, yet 10 pounds of makeup is not making that person attractive. She is hideous, inside and out.

  • @ninelivesstealer
    @ninelivesstealer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    "I won't get sick because I take a vitamin supplement" --DSP 2020
    This man is on an intellectual level we can't even comprehend.

    • @MrYelly
      @MrYelly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He's pretty much real-life Fry from Futurama now, no? So stupid that even Death may forget about him

    • @danielrolle7621
      @danielrolle7621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ninelivesstealer Bro it’s simple take your vitamin supplement while breathing in hot air from a blow dryer and you are immune to all diseases

    • @enduros5endy461
      @enduros5endy461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@danielrolle7621 Don't forget bullets, poisons and gravity.

    • @noble14
      @noble14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      These people are fucking idiots now I don't know about you *SNORT* but I take vitamin supplements and drink bottled water, see *SNORT* I'm not a fucking idiot when I see a old lady walking by with five packs of toilet paper for her daily shopping *SNORT* I grab hold of my shopping basket with both hands and spin around in a 360 hoping to knock her out in one go and take all her shit. Fuck that bitch *SNORT* *ACKACKACK*

    • @whiterabbit75
      @whiterabbit75 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's playing 4-D chess with a 1-D board.

  • @4thworldwilderness390
    @4thworldwilderness390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    5'6" Korean guy: "wahmen love me!!"
    6'2" Finnish guy: "I am strangely hated by society for my patriarchal pale skin which delineates me as a colonizing racist... Finland never even did that stuff, we are the most seasonally depressed nation and we have never conquered or oppressed anyone. Now who's making false assumptions based on appearance?"

    • @blemishednicely8402
      @blemishednicely8402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That war they "lost" to the Russians tho...
      Simo Hayha says climb a tree til you reach +750ish KIA's~

    • @gabesteinberg6244
      @gabesteinberg6244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @4TH WORLD WILDERNESS - In all honesty, POCs can go burn for all I care. I’m 100% done with their bullshit.

    • @4thworldwilderness390
      @4thworldwilderness390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@blemishednicely8402 notice he was called "the *white* death"... I just can't escape it! 😂😂😂😂

    • @hunterromano5562
      @hunterromano5562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@4thworldwilderness390
      Don't fuck with a man's crops I guess.

    • @blemishednicely8402
      @blemishednicely8402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@4thworldwilderness390
      OK, so he was a LITTLE pissed they slightly burnt his coat in one of the many airstrikes they launched JUST for him as sole target (YES, that all happened, lol).
      ...it was a nice coat.
      Ever see a Finnish Christmas tree?
      (Plants a frozen Russian upside-down)
      Don't get me wrong, not trashing the Finns (or Russians), but I wouldn't recommend F*ng w them, lol~

  • @Dr3ddh3d
    @Dr3ddh3d 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    It's pronounced "OH-KEY-CHO-BEE". And that was a classic Florida man solution to something serious.

    • @ryand.3858
      @ryand.3858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I call it OH-kuh-CHO-BEE. I'm a Florida man, lol. You can't say this state hasn't been good for a lot of laughs. 😂

    • @adamhart1808
      @adamhart1808 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m watching Florida lol America’s greatest meme reservoir

  • @AdmiralRamirez7
    @AdmiralRamirez7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    I enjoy when they preach to us from the highest mountains of cash. And there gated communities.

    • @BigTravUSA
      @BigTravUSA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      But we are the same now. We are all locked down in our 6 million dollar mansions. Can't you see, we are all plebs now.

    • @fingolfin117baal2
      @fingolfin117baal2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Their gated communities. No worries.

    • @montyturner6511
      @montyturner6511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And you know what I say to that good sir, TO HELL WITH THEIR MONEY MOUNTAIN!!!!!

    • @montyturner6511
      @montyturner6511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Dean Winchester "And if we don't get what we wanted,then we'll give the red carpet straight to hell".

    • @Lgnno10125
      @Lgnno10125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "were equal"
      They say, from their yacht on money mountain.

  • @latt.qcd9221
    @latt.qcd9221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    It'sAGundam: "Why the Chinese people haven't had a revolution baffles me."
    They tried; the result was a massacre in Tiananmen Square.

    • @dannymunch4633
      @dannymunch4633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      "China is whole again, then it broke again." Classic China.

    • @fillerbunnyninjashark271
      @fillerbunnyninjashark271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@dannymunch4633 this is why I have plastic dishes

    • @alphaxbox3728
      @alphaxbox3728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The what? Didnt happen.

    • @TheNeuromancer_
      @TheNeuromancer_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      *_Tiananmen Square 2: Eletric Boogalo_*

    • @mrblooper1994
      @mrblooper1994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@alphaxbox3728 comrade please don't communicate with these conspiracy theorists. We will be sending out education team to thier spot. Thank you and stay safe out there from all anti China propaganda!

  • @nvfury13
    @nvfury13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Madonna for decades: “Everyone should be equal!”
    Madonna now: “It’s making us equal! How horrible!”

  • @blackpilloverdose1013
    @blackpilloverdose1013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "is it me or is it getting crazier out there?"

    • @sahdikann5947
      @sahdikann5947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Way crazier than I thought it could get.

    • @kaoskittykat857
      @kaoskittykat857 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      hmmmm.... naaaaah

    • @mkprovince
      @mkprovince 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We're simply getting a clearer look of the stupid and morons now that we have time to actually see them with our own eyes.

  • @popeoftea
    @popeoftea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    That commissioner got my heart racing with patriotic fevor my lord he should be the mayor my god.

    • @oldleatherhandsfriends4053
      @oldleatherhandsfriends4053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But he never will be.....

    • @tiagopacheco4654
      @tiagopacheco4654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That fat white lady just said he is done. Now, i'm not american but in here what whamen says is law.

    • @enduros5endy461
      @enduros5endy461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@tiagopacheco4654 Sounds like a terrible place you live in. I bet nothing works, car wrecks everywhere, spiders run rampant and nae a jar able to be opened anywhere in the land. lol
      Oh, and it's the man's fault no matter what.

  • @Zaradorian
    @Zaradorian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Seeing that guy getting fed up with these shit systems that are collapsing brought me to tears, and then the rest of the video slapped me back into reality...

  • @Duster29to86
    @Duster29to86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    A lot of these celebs are in major withdrawal due to being cut off from their adrenachrome. They all look terrible.

    • @tengutribe
      @tengutribe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Glad you understand whats going on

  • @Nudertaker
    @Nudertaker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Yikes so we live in a time where some women dread being a full time mom lmao...Thank god I was raised by a person that doesn't dread kids.

    • @beardedbjorn5520
      @beardedbjorn5520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My Mum wished she could have been a full time Mum. That bitch should never have got pregnant if she didn’t think any of this through.

    • @beardedbjorn5520
      @beardedbjorn5520 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @The Slow Bro LMAO

  • @lamedrawings
    @lamedrawings 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Only reason covid hasn't infected Phil is because being inside him is so gross that it kills covid instantaneously.

  • @gespenst0083
    @gespenst0083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    “The only thing that’s guaranteed for me is death”
    Truer words have never been spoken.

    • @unpleasanttruth238
      @unpleasanttruth238 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Imagine being a Communist? 🤣 God am I glad I'm not that stupid.

    • @gespenst0083
      @gespenst0083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Major Tism my names a joke. For I hate communism. I’m Asian also.

    • @easye4329
      @easye4329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And taxes he forgot taxes

    • @leeroyjenkins4456
      @leeroyjenkins4456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @moderatingmoderation uhh thats a little too specific there bud

  • @walterbenegas4567
    @walterbenegas4567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Blackdude:You failed to act!
    EntitledOldPolitician: I didnt do anything!
    Me: o_O

    • @blemishednicely8402
      @blemishednicely8402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      As my Asian buddy Hamata would say..."Zac'ry!!!"

    • @VespoLiveGaming
      @VespoLiveGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I like the old guy who just wants to go on break and get s taco or something...

    • @kaoskittykat857
      @kaoskittykat857 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmao

    • @ArtisChronicles
      @ArtisChronicles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Is this an admission to guilt we hear?

    • @ArtisChronicles
      @ArtisChronicles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@VespoLiveGaming I can relate if it's tacos he wants

  • @linked2dio26
    @linked2dio26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    16:40 that angry man there folks.... now that is a hero. That is the kind of person you support someone who is passionate about their job to the point they'd risk being fired to ensure that the jobs done right.

  • @koharuyuuki3162
    @koharuyuuki3162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    16:52
    "I didn't do anything."
    Exactly, now look where it got you

    • @brandonmorrison6371
      @brandonmorrison6371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Imagine being some form of leader and not even be able to take some banter. The bitch literally walked away from the argument.

    • @MobiusLeader007
      @MobiusLeader007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "I didn't do anything." That's the guy's point!

  • @captainmemelord4978
    @captainmemelord4978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    wait, leto's leading a cult?
    If the Manson Family has taught me anything, it's that this isn't going to end well.

    • @enduros5endy461
      @enduros5endy461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don't drink ANYTHING they offer you. lol

    • @realspartan5206
      @realspartan5206 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      and if they have ANY good quotes daron malakian is going to use them in music

    • @davidgermain
      @davidgermain 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      he is probably doing it to research a film. there is going to be a lot of disappointed suicidal women after that.

    • @shreknskrubgaming7248
      @shreknskrubgaming7248 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@davidgermain oh no, what ever will we do without them

    • @CR-KAJ8
      @CR-KAJ8 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jim Jones was worse

  • @DeadBoyHK1
    @DeadBoyHK1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hey Madonna... The great equaliser, was the pistol. It makes us all equal when we are all carrying one.

  • @ashuradragosani5960
    @ashuradragosani5960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The guy on the left in that video, you can just see him going 'oh lord, is he really saying this?'

    • @blemishednicely8402
      @blemishednicely8402 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No, bro...that's not hiding your face/massaging brow at the futility of such an idiotic message...
      ...that's just a DIY 3M mask he's sporting. Eco-friendly, for the win!~

  • @RedEyesShadowspawn
    @RedEyesShadowspawn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    All the drugs Madonna did in the 90s finally catching up

    • @rallyfeind
      @rallyfeind 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was thinking something about that tub being full of those drugs when I read yours...or that is a cup from every member of the 90's NBA lineup sperm. But she wasn't drinking it though.

  • @johnpaladin1533
    @johnpaladin1533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    I turned off porn for this and I DON'T regret it!!

    • @ivantoczek8304
      @ivantoczek8304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Lazarus Zoolander coomer

    • @unpleasanttruth238
      @unpleasanttruth238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Der coomer

    • @shiningknight1375
      @shiningknight1375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Porn is for beta cucks. Sooner or later, She Who Thirsts will steal your soul.
      You could enjoy it while it the sensation lasts and your soul is completely dried like a well in the desert.
      Or you could start the NoFap diet today and starve the industry of that unholy abomination and prevent your soul from being consumed by that daemon.

    • @Evayasi
      @Evayasi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@shiningknight1375 I've followed you like the lamb follow the lord, you're magic has worked... I no longer feel the demons tickle. PRAISE BE MY LORD

    • @horrorqueen3577
      @horrorqueen3577 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ew a coomer

  • @hadoukenocx4746
    @hadoukenocx4746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    15:49 Thats a OG Hero WE NEED more PPL LIKE HIM! ppl like him can Chance The World for Good. !

  • @AkaiSuzume
    @AkaiSuzume 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The thing i dont get is that ive stayed at home mostly all my life. with the exception of gym and track days or just riding in general, i never go out much. i have no idea how people are just DYING of boredom of all things. who are these people? im genuinely confused

    • @Walamonga1313
      @Walamonga1313 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm a house hobbyist but even I'm getting bored. Then again I've some other bs going on so that's probably why, since I can't even really concentrate on my hobbies

    • @AkaiSuzume
      @AkaiSuzume 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Walamonga1313 well man, I hope you get through your shit and get back to enjoying yourself soon

    • @psychegoddessoflight6360
      @psychegoddessoflight6360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      akai.suzume Same. But (and this may sound crazy, but I assure you it's true) extroverts get their energy from other people, quite literally. Introverts are such because we're more susceptible to having our energy (lifeforce) taken and taking on others' emotions (empaths). So, many people are literally missing their energy source and having to face themselves and their shadows like never before. Extroverts can be incredibly lovely people, but they are also (usually unwitting) energy vampires.

    • @Walamonga1313
      @Walamonga1313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AkaiSuzume Thanks bro 👍🏻good vibes

    • @SairoKun
      @SairoKun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@psychegoddessoflight6360 as I see someone is knowledgeable in Jungian psychology. Kudos

  • @dragonleo2009
    @dragonleo2009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    "I don't want to be a full time mom!!" Than why did you spread your legs? 😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑

    • @lowriderbug
      @lowriderbug 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      when you are having a tantrum like a two year old then you aren't ready to have a kid 🤦‍♂️

    • @dragonleo2009
      @dragonleo2009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@lowriderbug agreed

    • @FazeParticles
      @FazeParticles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Sluts don’t think that far ahead.

    • @blindedjourneyman
      @blindedjourneyman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Clock Tower Prison shhhh... Let them beg for them to be taken away.

    • @thesentinel5523
      @thesentinel5523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This is why abortion should be kept legal, unrestricted, and not condemned by any self-righteous asshole. More times than not, the wrong person to raise a child finds herself knocked up. And if the response is, well she should have used contraception I ask this: if the bitch was too stupid to use contraception what the fuck makes you think she's responsible enough to raise a child? CHECKMATE

  • @shaneyy__
    @shaneyy__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    16:01 Dang. Props to this dude. More politicians like him, please.

    • @zerotodona1495
      @zerotodona1495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Just A Crab ironically... he’s probably a gen X or Y compared to the other people there. The other men probably know he’s right but that old bitch has probably beat them down after so many years, they’ve given up.

  • @ItachiUchiha-ut6xj
    @ItachiUchiha-ut6xj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    My god! Is that Madonna or did we just discover alien life? She looks AWFUL! 😲

    • @adamhart1808
      @adamhart1808 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      She’s older than 50 I think

  • @robp4616
    @robp4616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    2:48 --- That comment is perfect...
    "If Corona doesn't get him hopefully AIDS will."
    Savage.

    • @blacktigerpaw1
      @blacktigerpaw1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They're telling gay men to stop licking assholes to stop Corona-chan.

    • @jonkR96
      @jonkR96 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      A A
      Someone with sense on nitwitter or whatever the hell that was.

    • @jonkR96
      @jonkR96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      blacktigerpaw1
      I saw that too..haha.

    • @blacktigerpaw1
      @blacktigerpaw1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jonkR96 Speaking of, Resisters or people still crying over Trump are already trashing the drug being handed out to fight the virus.

  • @Takaho31
    @Takaho31 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    To me, Jared Leto will always be 'Angelface' :
    The bleach blonde guy Ed Norton beat to a bloody pulp in Fight Club.

    • @Man-vs-Metal
      @Man-vs-Metal ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He'll always be the one armed junkie from Requiem to me.

  • @christianvaclavic9574
    @christianvaclavic9574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Papa G's epitaph: "He's so cool. He reads comicbooks...and he screams about the internet!"

  • @Colloque1977
    @Colloque1977 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Love that there’s a learn about covid ad above this video. What an incredible time. Thank god I’m still alive so I can enjoy old gundam clips.

  • @jleffel6969
    @jleffel6969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    26:00 "I love my child, but I need to work." "I don't wanna be a full-time mummy!" Then why'd you have it!? Proof that these strong independent women love their careers more than their children. Right there.

    • @MobiusLeader007
      @MobiusLeader007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Plus her work is a fucking desk job. Literally a walking stereotype.

    • @cartooncritique6625
      @cartooncritique6625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I pity her child.

    • @pabloburns6840
      @pabloburns6840 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Despicable cow!

    • @viscountrainbows6452
      @viscountrainbows6452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      What are these malcontent broads if not always painting themselves in corners so they have a battle to wage.

    • @zerotodona1495
      @zerotodona1495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      J Leffel must be nice to be well enough to give birth to begin with...

  • @jleffel6969
    @jleffel6969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    If Sam Smith said to me "Don't you know who I am?" I literally wouldn't recognize him. I couldn't pick him out in a crowd of one. Poor Anna.

    • @cartooncritique6625
      @cartooncritique6625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I seriously have NO idea who he is. He is literally nobody to me! XD

    • @1TheVelociraptor
      @1TheVelociraptor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cartooncritique6625 He's probably a background actor or something idk

    • @jasonwashere8016
      @jasonwashere8016 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same music is lame.

    • @Nico42048
      @Nico42048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Who's Sam Smith ?

    • @jamaicanqueen2952
      @jamaicanqueen2952 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Keke Palmer: "I dont wanna sound ridiculous. I dont know who this man is. I could just be walking the street and I... l wouldnt know a thing. Sorry to this man."

  • @apex1568
    @apex1568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    15:27 This dude is a fucking beast, we could do with more people like this.

  • @cursedcancersurvivor
    @cursedcancersurvivor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm reminded of how during the bubonic plague, how the nobles would lock themselves up in their high towers and left the people to govern themselves. These celebs are now realizing that all the money and fame in the world can't save you from death.

  • @jaypeterman9721
    @jaypeterman9721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    Elba gets Corona
    “Oh, that sucks”
    Sees headline
    “Oh. nevermind”

    • @ArtisChronicles
      @ArtisChronicles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      For some reason I misread that as ebola gets corona

  • @kennycubensis8152
    @kennycubensis8152 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Is this really the first time that Madonna has understood how viruses work? Like did she think that if you told good stories, you were immune to some viruses?

  • @user-ex9ti7ds3m
    @user-ex9ti7ds3m 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Cuomo was doing his job” That aged well. Unlike thousands in New York nursing homes

  • @Tennantude
    @Tennantude 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Imagine following Jared Leto and thinking he's a leader when he has no idea how long it actually takes to get to Mars.

    • @spirz4557
      @spirz4557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He's just gonna start a meditation so powerful that his soul will travel to Mars x)

    • @enduros5endy461
      @enduros5endy461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      When will the world understand.........mexicans come from the moon.

    • @enduros5endy461
      @enduros5endy461 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Dalton K Yes.

    • @enduros5endy461
      @enduros5endy461 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Dalton K Indeed.

  • @SavrCosmicFighter
    @SavrCosmicFighter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    High end people bitching about self isolation and I’m just like “can I stay home from work at least a day without thinking that people as a whole are a lost cause?”

    • @Blockheadfun
      @Blockheadfun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      BlackZero no welcome to planet Earth stupid. Nobody wins.

    • @ArtisChronicles
      @ArtisChronicles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nope. You can't.

  • @garypinholster1962
    @garypinholster1962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hearing that black man scream about being a good guy made me too happy. I want that man as a leader of the country. Not these rich old pricks who shoulda retired decades ago and are living out of touch with the rest of the country.

  • @4VengeanceV
    @4VengeanceV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Respect for speaking about Omar. I know you dont need to hear this from me or anyone but do not ever change.

  • @Mugthraka
    @Mugthraka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    27:05 "Modern" woman meltdown when she realise that she need to take responsability of the Spawns she had but would always but into someone else's hands...

    • @MongooseTacticool
      @MongooseTacticool 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      When she said she works in financial services and then fails to explain what she actually does... ha ha! I bet she spends all day sat at her desk, looking through social media, then clocks out early to pick up her kid.

    • @spirz4557
      @spirz4557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That meltdown was absolutely epic. But the fat ass banging at the restaurant's window eats the cake.

    • @andreasbergqvist6239
      @andreasbergqvist6239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Her breakdown and the things she brought up as reasons sums up modern women perfectly. Watch them implode in the coming weeks.

    • @MobiusLeader007
      @MobiusLeader007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Her complaining about gaining weight daily was the stupidest part imo. Oh, the tragedy...
      Work out at home bimbo!

    • @MongooseTacticool
      @MongooseTacticool 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @OmegaAlphaTau wouldn't know a bullish pin bar if it stabbed her in the BOTOX.

  • @nawaf6993
    @nawaf6993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Weird this isn’t one of the “ the most savage man on earth rant “ series because this is HILARIOUS

    • @enduros5endy461
      @enduros5endy461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dude, Gundam would make me laugh in his sleep. Just listening to him talk about nothing is enough for me to crack up. lol

  • @mickh4256
    @mickh4256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "I'm in so much trouble" - Gundam 2020, Lol never change dude

  • @canderoussnurd4265
    @canderoussnurd4265 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That part with Sweet Anita had me on the verge of blacking out with laughter dude. Holy fuck that awkward moment when even turrets syndrome itself comes out to say “she don’t wanna fuck you bro. You suck”.

  • @bellystraw
    @bellystraw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    My dog had a seizure at like 3 in the morning. When I got back to bed after comforting him I saw that you had uploaded. You helped out during a shitty night Gundam

    • @psychegoddessoflight6360
      @psychegoddessoflight6360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bellystraw Hoping you and your pups are doing better ❤️

    • @bellystraw
      @bellystraw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@psychegoddessoflight6360 thank you for the kind words. He's feeling better thankfully but it was a cruel reminder that he's already 11 years old

  • @jaysenshere
    @jaysenshere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Being an introverted gamer, bordering on anti-social agoraphob, I feel like I've been training for this quarantine my entire life.

    • @jordandennis6794
      @jordandennis6794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I love watching all these people freak out. They're all so damn stupid.

    • @Lex_Luthor777
      @Lex_Luthor777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same

    • @Thelos90
      @Thelos90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      We gamer are the choosen.. like noah&boat lol

    • @yy08nbd
      @yy08nbd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed.

    • @SalemikTUBE
      @SalemikTUBE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A year later and I'm still loving it. I've banned all the arseholes I don't want near me from my work area and haven't been out anywhere since Christmas 2019. Bonus!

  • @Puremindgames
    @Puremindgames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:46 ah, so thats how you get that.
    Hardy missed a perfect zingger, when she said 'I didn't do anything' he should have 'Excatly'

  • @jcarroll7371
    @jcarroll7371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's easy to get cabin fever especially when u have kids and a family that u are locked down with constantly. It would drive anyone crazy. Iv seen it make people resent their families and friends they live with.

  • @wheeeeeha
    @wheeeeeha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    As an introvert, I've been having a wonderful time watching you guys freak out.

    • @MrWallace484
      @MrWallace484 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      wheeeeeha hehe

    • @Evayasi
      @Evayasi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Long live being introverts!

    • @jordandennis6794
      @jordandennis6794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same.

    • @MongooseTacticool
      @MongooseTacticool 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same. I'm begging to be prevented from working so I can play VR and code all the things.

    • @poeticsilence047
      @poeticsilence047 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Old comment buy yes "Enter Bison meme." Had a great time.

  • @7evolance
    @7evolance 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    When I watched zombie flicks growing up, I thought to my self, this could never happen in real life. Wow, they are proving me wrong...

    • @AxisChurchDevotee
      @AxisChurchDevotee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So many idiots that would doom everyone else

    • @7evolance
      @7evolance 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Fred Knowells salt bath zombie. Hahaha

  • @harleyowen91
    @harleyowen91 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Those last 20 seconds were pure gold. That actually made me laugh out loud.

  • @mj6258
    @mj6258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    LOL , just wow at the 26 minute mark freak out. "The end is nigh , i have to soak my eyelashes." - This is certainly bringing out the best in people.

  • @victorfine5094
    @victorfine5094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Girl at the end looked like she didn’t wanna full scream, less the corners of ‘her lips’ would split and bubble up whatever is in them

  • @BeyondtheBlade
    @BeyondtheBlade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    It's amazing how this virus is indeed forcing parents to be with their children now, without them realizing that their kids are like that because they fail as parents.
    If you don't even LIKE YOUR OWN KIDS, how the hell do you think everyone else thinks of your kids?

  • @WEEZlUS
    @WEEZlUS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Odds are the Rona wasn’t the only virus those kids were exposed to on the beach that week.

  • @Knotyoma
    @Knotyoma ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This just in, mt dew worse for your health than Covid.

  • @iaobtc
    @iaobtc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "He turned himself into Bea Arthur!" lmfao

  • @iaobtc
    @iaobtc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "Odds are the sugar will give them diabetes"
    Odds are they already have it

    • @tomfoolery7797
      @tomfoolery7797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why do they even need groceries, they could just hibernate until this pandemic blows over with all the natural fat they have stored.

  • @DaKevke
    @DaKevke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fucking hell DSP "What are you doing?" "Nothing, just be healthy" FUCKING GENIUS

  • @plantemor
    @plantemor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    jared leto has always given me creepy cult leader vibes. turns out he has become one finally. What a world.

  • @nikolaipetrov8931
    @nikolaipetrov8931 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    And taxes, death and taxes are guaranteed

    • @MrBisketTV
      @MrBisketTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah true, in the western world they tax you when you die, hell they will tax you years after your put in the ground if you left some money and assets ☢️💯☢️

  • @revolver_84
    @revolver_84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "I haven't been to the sun beds in 2 weeks" hahaha full on burst into laughter. Never mind all other things covid is causing. This poor lass cant do her beauty regime.

  • @DBaronVonV
    @DBaronVonV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One of the only people who can make me genuinely laugh even with all the shit happening right now, keep up the great work Gundam!

  • @alexconnor8961
    @alexconnor8961 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That man yelling in that government building god bless him!!!

  • @martindixon54
    @martindixon54 4 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    Governments around the world: "You need to self-isolate and stay at home to stop the virus spreading."
    Normies: *Bored after 24 hours in the house*
    Nerds: *Looks at their collections of movies, comics, video games, model kits, etc* "So, how is this different to normal?"

    • @CR-KAJ8
      @CR-KAJ8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Still not bored, I got 8 months min left before then. Lol

    • @iamhungey12345
      @iamhungey12345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Jokes on them, I have to work!
      ...

    • @LucasCunhaRocha
      @LucasCunhaRocha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I will probably gonna need an extend on that quarantine to finish my backlog, I barely started!

    • @Gunplabro
      @Gunplabro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Jokes on them my backlog is at least 10 years long.

    • @marvelousdex9678
      @marvelousdex9678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My browser tab backlog alone could occupy me for a month.

  • @robp4616
    @robp4616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    11:48 --- "Jesus Christ! I wish Thanos was real. I'd snap his finger for him!"
    Man....seriously. Me too.

    • @gendouikari1385
      @gendouikari1385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      thanos said if you want somthing to get done do it yourself.

    • @no_4259
      @no_4259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Gendou Ikari fine, I’ll do it myself.

    • @noble14
      @noble14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gendouikari1385 so that's why school shooters are more common now...

    • @Hewhowantstoknow
      @Hewhowantstoknow 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Plottwist: Gundam, you and those idiots survive

  • @JonathanPerez-ts7uj
    @JonathanPerez-ts7uj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    your channel is a light in the darkness my friend. u had me laughing throughout

  • @Noneofyourbusiness2000
    @Noneofyourbusiness2000 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    LoL, DSP turned out to be right about Covid.

    • @AzayBae
      @AzayBae ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I thought the same thing 😂
      Bruh somehow DSP has -1 Charisma and Intelligence but max Luck. He just feels that shit.

  • @andrewmeyer3599
    @andrewmeyer3599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Wow. First time I actually got a Gundam notification when he actually uploads

    • @imperialinquisitor510
      @imperialinquisitor510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      YT staff are offline so there not blocking him :P

    • @ItsAGundam
      @ItsAGundam  4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@imperialinquisitor510 dont worry the machine knows to stop the ads

    • @imperialinquisitor510
      @imperialinquisitor510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ItsAGundam The first coding law of yt algorithm
      :Monetization
      if(Edgy)
      {don't();}

    • @iaobtc
      @iaobtc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ItsAGundam get a subscribestar so I can send you money then my dude

  • @alonenoodle1432
    @alonenoodle1432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Watching from quarantine in Washington last time I was this early the world wasn't dying lol

  • @fluxfist6920
    @fluxfist6920 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I enjoy all of your videos calling out dsp for all of the dumb things and estrogen fueled hissy fits he has. This was the first time I've watched anything by him and agreed completely. You can say or believe what you want, but he hit the nail right on the head.

  • @djsombreropictures4523
    @djsombreropictures4523 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Everywhere I have worked, I've had at least one manager that has said "that's not my job.". And nothing ever happened to them for not actually doing his job.

  • @Goldengolfer330
    @Goldengolfer330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    YES A GUNDAM VID TO BRIGHTEN THESE DARK TIMES